Hand Cooking

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Get a Grip

The very best kitchen utensils–and, hey, they’re free

By Marina Wolf

I RECENTLY discovered the most amazing kitchen tools. They never need sharpening. They’re perfectly weighted, easy to clean, and completely rust-resistant. They’re instantly adjustable to almost any kitchen task. And, best of all, I never have to worry about leaving them behind at a potluck.

Are you poring over the cooks’ catalogs yet? Well, you won’t find them there, but don’t worry. You probably already have a set: your hands.

Hands are the original kitchen implement. Heck, opposable thumbs–the very evolutionary development that enables us to hold steering wheels and cell phones–originally came about so we could get a better grip on our food. Why not use those puppies for good, not evil? Williams-Sonoma can only dream of coming up with something so ingenious. They can squeeze lemons, fold enchiladas, fish a pickle out of the jar. Hands let you sprinkle just the right amount of sugar, test a strand of spaghetti, throw raisins in the cookie batter; heck, you could even mix the cookie batter with your hands, if you felt like it. With your hands, you can pick bits of shell off an egg, press crumbs back onto the side of the cheesecake–or just whisk them away into your mouth. The question is not what can you do with your hands, it’s what can’t you do with them.

In cookbooks or cooking classes, or in the Saturday morning cooking shows, we’re not really taught to explore these options. There’s something about handling food too much, with the hands, that just makes modern-day Americans a little uncomfortable. The discomfort goes beyond perfectly valid, if slightly paranoid, concerns about hygiene into the area of taboo.

Every year there are more and more ways to handle food without touching it: bread mixers, food processors, salad spinners, 10 kinds of tongs. They say these innovations are to speed things up, to keep things neat, but I think it’s a convenient cover for not having to soil the hands with anything so mundane, so earthy.

BUT IT’S ONLY the home cooks who are so apprehensive. Chefs, for the most part, don’t have any compunctions about putting their hands all over your dinner plate. They know the truth: in order for food to be cooked and arranged properly, touching it is essential.

But all too often, home cooks pick up their food as though they’re picking up a dead mouse: with their fingertips, pinkies extended. A few of my acquaintances have commented on my speed in prepping ingredients, but that’s just a side effect of using my whole hand to get firm with the food, to hold it down and scoop it up, glop and all.

I’m beginning to appreciate some other reasons for getting back to the hands-on approach. Ripping lettuce by hand, for example, gives the fingers a chance to find those soft broken spots that, under the uncaring knife, might end up in the salad bowl. Warming tortillas or chapatis over an open flame is too tricky for a slow pair of tongs; the fingers, on the other hand, move much more deftly, and immediately sense when the bread has reached the correct flexibility (and temperature–ouch, hot, hot!). Working bread dough by hand possesses its own subset of particular pleasures: the cool, soft flour; the soft give of the unbaked loaves as you gently place them on the baking stone; even the flour crust around the fingernails, perhaps giving you an earthy thrill.

Best of all is that sweet spot, after about eight sweaty minutes of kneading, when the dough transforms from sloppy to satiny smooth. That’s a beautiful thing.

It’s funny that I’m only now discovering the culinary potential of my hands. When I was younger, I knew these things instinctively. My favorite hands-on task, beyond pounding the occasional bowl of bread dough, was the annual turkey massage. Though my mother was no kind of culinary genius, she taught us (unwittingly à la Julia Child) to rub the Thanksgiving turkey with butter, inside and out, before putting it in the roasting bag. Now I understand the science behind the procedure, that a sheen of butter browns the skin and crisps it up nicely, while the gravy gets an added richness.

But back then I figured it was just a weird little family tradition.

It was a simple ritual, but it felt huge: the fate of the feast rested heavily on our youthful shoulders. First we lugged the thawed turkey from the cold garage and unwrapped it in half of the double sink. Pretending to be surgeons, we pulled the neck and the mysterious bags of giblets out, then ran water through the carcass and toweled it off carefully, patting the bird dry under the “armpits.” We had to stand on a step stool to get leverage, but with a mighty collective effort, we could pick it up and make it dance along the sink rim, flapping its featherless wings. After getting over the giggles that performance inevitably inspired, we laid the turkey down in the pan and began the massage, rubbing cold chunks of butter over the pale, goose-pimpled flesh, until the butter softened and spread in slick golden patches.

CONSIDERING THE STATE of our magnificently greasy hands, that we never actually dropped the turkey on the floor was some kind of minor miracle. But the list of our health-code violations was plenty long even without that. We stuck our unwashed fingers in the cooling cranberry sauce. In between, we petted the cat, pulled each other’s hair, and played Monopoly (you know what they say about money and germs).

We dribbled raw turkey juice over the countertops and onto the floor, where our youngest siblings were crawling happily.

Those were the blissful days before anybody really paid attention to salmonella (which was not rampant then) and other digestive disorders; everyone was oblivious, most of all a pack of enthusiastic kids wrestling with a 25-pound bird. But no one ever got sick.

And everyone always loved the turkey.

From the December 2-8, 1999 issue of the Sonoma County Independent.

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Joyce Goldstein

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Eating alla Ebraica

Author Joyce Goldstein explores the culinary heritage of Italian Jews

By Marina Wolf

POLENTA, pomodori, pepperoni . . . these are some of the products that Italy is known for. Many sharp-eyed gourmets know that these ingredients–corn meal, tomatoes, peppers–were brought back from the New World. But, as Joyce Goldstein outlines in her excellent introduction to Cucina Ebraica: Flavors of the Italian Jewish Kitchen (Chronicle Books, 1998; $29.95), these ingredients were most likely introduced to the country by the Jewish population that was always small–never more than a few hundred thousand–but remarkably significant in terms of the evolution of Italian food as we know it today.

In retrospect, this influence was one of the few silver linings to the cloud of anti-Semitic oppression that cloaked medieval and Renaissance Spain and Italy, according to Goldstein and her sources. Some Jews had lived in Italy from 200 B.C., and their persecution has been documented for nearly that long.

“The Jews were allowed to do only certain professions, and import and trade was one of them,” says Goldstein.

Because of this segregation, the Sephardic Jews in Spain were uniquely positioned to be among the first to see the new vegetables brought in on Columbus’ ships. Driven away by the Spanish Inquisition, the Spanish Jews brought the new crops to Italy, where the Jews in trade there would have been the first to try them out and introduce the vegetables to the rest of the Jewish population.

In spite of these important contributions to Italian cuisine, Jewish Italian food has gotten very little attention in the United States. The reason is simple: most Jewish immigrants to the United States have been Ashkenazi, from Central and Eastern Europe. This population brought in food that can be delicious, but all too often home-cooked Ashkenazi food is interpreted as bland and overdone, says Goldstein. “Sephardim are in the minority here, but they got better food,” she says with a wry laugh.

Goldstein has sought out that “better food” for most of her professional life. Square One, her acclaimed restaurant in San Francisco, was a showcase for Mediterranean specialties. And her next book explores even more far-flung regions of Jewish culinary influence: Greece, Turkey, North Africa, the Arab countries.

Over the centuries the diaspora of Sephardim from Spain spread across the Mediterranean and Middle East, even to India and China, leaving ever-shifting communities of Jews to adapt new foodstuffs to the age-old demands of kosher law.

Kosher law regulates the serving of certain seafood (no shellfish or fish without scales) and animals (only cud-chewers with cloven hooves, slaughtered in a kosher fashion). Most important, kosher law requires that meat and dairy be kept separate at all times: no Parmesan over a meat sauce, no cream-based desserts at the end of a meal with meat. Non-Jewish cooks may be perplexed at these restrictions, and of course do not need to observe them, but they will find a wealth of possibilities within these ancient dictates.

Finding the traditions in the first place was an act of both faith and scholarship for Goldstein.

“I am a food historian, in addition to being a good cook.” What she found in her research were fragments, recipes presented in Italian cookbooks as regional specialties, without any indication of their Jewish-influenced history. Or they were oral traditions jotted down by friends of friends, with all the spotty directions that usually entails: “add a handful of flour” or “roast until done.” Even if the recipe appeared in one of the few Italian Jewish cookbooks, Goldstein still had to do some research. “Often people print the recipe, but they never bother to show you the roots of the tradition,” she says.

FOR CLUES, she most often turned to such simple things as ingredients. Take eggplant and fennel, for example. Now thoroughly integrated into Italian cookery, these vegetables once were as segregated in the greengrocer’s window as the Jews were themselves in larger society. The Jewish Italians picked up on them first, which meant that other Italians avoided the vegetables well into the 19th century. Dishes were also named alla ebraica or alla giudia (pronounced “judea”), or perhaps included a biblical figure in the name: crema di carciofi Ester (artichoke soup, symbolizing the bitterness in life) or pollo Ezechiele.

Such weighty biblical connotations could be lost on most cooks. But even a “cultural Jew” such as Goldstein says her work at the crossroads of culture and cuisine has changed her life in subtle but important ways.

“It has made me aware of my Judaism in a very different way,” Goldstein says thoughtfully.

“I am not necessarily going to become kosher or an Orthodox Jew, but I have developed a huge admiration for the ability of a culture to stay joyfully alive.”

Joyce Goldstein will be demonstrating a dairy-free holiday menu from Cucina Ebraica at Ramekins Sonoma Valley Culinary School on Wednesday, Dec. 1, from 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. Registration fee is $55. For details or to register, call 933-0450.

From the November 24-December 1, 1999 issue of the Sonoma County Independent.

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Spins

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Antipop.

Rock-o-Rama

New CDs by Primus, RATM, & more

Rage Against the Machine The Battle of Los Angeles Epic

IT’S EASY to imagine that Rage Against the Machine have painted themselves into a corner with their scathing rap-metal political thunder, but it’s a tremendous corner to be in. The huge, heavy, hip-hop-informed aggro-funk hybrid they pioneered on their 1992 debut is now the given modus operandi for chart-making hard rock, and their third disc, The Battle of Los Angeles, proves they’re still the best–best because their mammoth riffs are an explosive groove of Zeppelin/Sabbath stomp, because singer Zack De La Rocha’s sharp and topical lyrics are the equal of his rap hero Chuck D (of Public Enemy), and because they play, not with angst-ridden style but with revolutionary conviction. Tom Morello’s guitar palette has expanded further into abrasive sound effects and blues innuendoes, marking him as a pre-millennial guitarist in the textural mode of U2’s The Edge. Indeed, Rage have picked up the torch of revolutionary heroism that U2 have abandoned. De La Rocha echoes that fervor on the disc’s closer, “War within a Breath,” as he growls, “Everything can change on a New Year’s Day.” Karl Byrn

Primus Antipop Interscope

YOU CAN TELL that Primus head honcho Les Claypool is an avid fisherman because he never lets his fans off the hook. On this outing, the Forestville bassist casts, gulp, hook-heavy thrash-funk tunes bolstered by the addition of new drummer Brain and a host of big-name underground rock stars, including guitarist Tom Morello of Rage Against the Machine and Tom Waits. The result is rock with a vengeance–there’s no catch-and-release policy for the perennially strange Claypool as he handles the mavens of his skewed world while canonizing an easygoing Petaluma buddy (“Natural Joe”) or eulogizing a lacquer-finish-sniffin’ teen (“Lacquer Head”). Triple bass drumbeats, laser-sharp guitar riffs, and thumping bass lines all the way. Greg Cahill

Go Kart Go Run for Tin PopSmear

The Slow Poisoners Great Spiders and Diamond Powder PopSmear

THERE ARE NO fading embers of alt-rock for San Francisco’s Go Kart Go (heard here on Santa Rosa’s PopSmear label). In fact, on their debut Run for Tin, the band steps back a few years for a yearning guitar/vocal drive that recalls the Replacements and Sebadoh. The band succeeds in earnest rocking and catchy songcraft, and tracks like “Nirvana (The State)” and “Ending My 20s” provide an offhanded anthemic quality that’s still radio-friendly. On the other hand, it’s almost refreshing to see San Francisco’s Slow Poisoners adopt an old-fashioned brand of psychedelia. Rather than using current neopsych models like post-rock instrumental improv or hip-hop pastiche, the Slow Poisoners make their multimedia CD debut an echo of classic British chamber-rock à la the Beatles’ Sgt. Pepper’s, the Who’s Tommy, and Syd Barrett–era Pink Floyd. But, for all the effort, their weirdness and cellos don’t equal great rock. K. B.

Picks of the Week

The Who Live at Leeds and Who’s Next MCA/Mobile Fidelity

THIS PAIR of newly reissued, audiophile-quality CDs from the Sebastopol-based Mobile Fidelity showcase the quintessential British power-pop band. 1970’s Live at Leeds is an electrifying rock tour de force that surges with such classic teen anthems as rockabilly legend Eddie Cochran’s “Summertime Blues” and the Who’s own “My Generation.” The band can offer up a hippie jam that wanders into the 14-plus-minute range, but also stay true to their pop roots with a curt 2:07 version of “Substitute.” Who’s Next, first released in 1971, was meant to be songwriter and guitarist Pete Townshend’s masterwork, Lifehouse. The Who gave up on that ambitious follow-up to Tommy and later released some of the tracks as the truncated Who’s Next–still one of the best ’70s rock albums, thanks to introspective rockers like “Bargain” and the anti-counterculture anthem “Won’t Get Fooled Again” (check out Keith Moon’s creaking drumming stool on this stunningly remastered rendering). This 16-song CD includes several added tracks (first released in 1995) that loosely replicate the intended Lifehouse album. G.C.

From the November 24-December 1, 1999 issue of the Sonoma County Independent.

© Metro Publishing Inc.

Battle of the Blues

Smoking Guns

Local bands duke it out at Battle of the Blues

By Natalie Sibert Freitas

WHICH IS SONOMA County’s best up-and-coming blues band? Maybe you have an opinion already formed in your mind, or perhaps you don’t have a clue as to what the local blues scene has to offer. In any case, on Thursday, Dec. 2, we’ll get an answer of sorts when four local blues bands duke it out for the title at the first Annual Battle of the Blues at Rumors Nite Club in Santa Rosa.

Ron LaFranchi, Sonoma County native and owner of Hedgehog Productions, is the mastermind behind the event. A good deal of LaFranchi’s motivation for the contest sprang from his frustration about how other battle of-the-band events are often run.

“I wanted a less political approach to selecting a winner, which is why the audience will vote to select the winners,” he says.

Generally, so-called expert panels are used in judging such contests, but LaFranchi’s approach is a more honest one–it acknowledges that music fans are sometimes better judges than those in the business.

LaFranchi chose the battling bands based on their talent, original material, and the fact that they are lesser known. The lineup currently includes the Aces, Hall of Mirrors, Hott Spell, and Blue Blazes.

“I could have easily added Eric Lindell to the bill, for example, but I felt there are other bands that are as deserving but less visible,” he says.

The location is equally important to LaFranchi: “I also wanted a good venue and found Rumors to be that,” he says. “It has a capacity of 500, a large stage, probably one of the largest dance floors in Northern California, and an exceptional sound and light system.”

The competition will feature a wide variety of blues stylings, and each band will be given a 45-minute set to perform original material and one cover tune.

“Having the bands play a cover song will help give the audience some point of reference, since it’s unlikely they’ll be familiar with the originals,” LaFranchi said.

Attendees will receive a ballot with their admission ticket. The votes will be tallied and the winners announced at the end of the event. The lucky first-prize winner will receive recording time at Prairie Sun Recording Studios–pure gold to any musician.

LaFranchi is no stranger to the local music community. He manages the bands Pen Fifteen, Powerbalance, and Butter B Down and has produced a long list of benefit concerts for Kid Street Theater, the Polly Klaas Safety Fair, and, most recently, the “Rockin’ for Rio” show put on to help flood and mudslide victims of Rio Nido. As if that weren’t enough, LaFranchi also booked the Moonlight Restaurant & Bar in Santa Rosa for a two-year spell and is currently booking live acts on Thursdays at Rumors.

LaFranchi’s desire to renew interest in the local blues scene also plays a huge role in his creating this contest.

“Unfortunately, many of the blues bands in this county are cover bands, and my heart is in supporting original blues music,” he says. “The Battle of the Blues will be an annual event to continue to support original blues music and hopefully build up the blues audience once again.”

Catch the Battle of the Blues on Thursday, Dec. 2, starting at 6 p.m. at Rumors Nite Club, 120 Fifth St., Santa Rosa. Tickets (for 21 and over only) are $10 and are available at Stars Music in Petaluma and Santa Rosa, Backdoor Disc and Tape in Cotati, and Rumors Nite Club in Santa Rosa. For details, call 545-5483.

From the November 24-December 1, 1999 issue of the Sonoma County Independent.

© Metro Publishing Inc.

Nick Bantock

Damned Close

A richly visual tour of 10 imaginary Hells

By Heather Zimmerman

THE CONCEPT of emotional baggage gets a literal interpretation in Nick Bantock’s new book, The Museum at Purgatory. Bantock, the artist/author best known for his sumptuously illustrated epistolaries in the Griffin & Sabine trilogy, turns his exotic imagination to an intriguing vision of a secular afterlife, where, at least as far as Purgatory, you can take it with you–a few things, anyway.

Bantock’s Purgatory (HarperCollins; $25) hardly matches the religious version of a souls’ holding area only marginally better than Hell. Although this Purgatory does exist between the earthly world and the true afterlife, it’s as a kind of serene, non-judgmental city where the dead can decide for themselves where to head next: the Utopian states, among them Avalon, Nirvana, and Eden, or the Dystopian states, which include Pandemonium, Styx, and Hell.

Purgatory’s museum houses items that have accompanied some uncertain souls to Purgatory to help them decide their destinations. These items are collections of life-defining objects that the dead gathered throughout their lives in their studies, hobbies, work, or obsessions.

In The Museum at Purgatory, Bantock once again uses his talent for making a fantastical fictional artifact seem absolutely real. Curator Non, an amnesiac, narrates a heavily illustrated tour of 10 collections that have personal resonance for him and later shares his own story: because he arrived in Purgatory with no memory, his life-defining collection is made up of the obsessions of these other collectors. The book works on many levels; the most obvious and practical is that Bantock finds a clever showcase for some of his 3-D works that don’t lend themselves to publication as well as the collages that made the Griffin & Sabine series so popular.

Purely an art book, with its photographs of unusual sculpture, both beautiful and slightly grotesque, and fanciful, bizarre objects (where, other than in a Bantock book, can you find bottled angel essence or psychically charged Persian carpets?), The Museum at Purgatory will look great on the coffee table.

Not quite so astute as his illustrations, Bantock’s text relies heavily on amateur psychology in the collectors’ case histories, as told by the curator, which accompany samples from their collections: a mummy-gathering archaeologist dreaded the future and thus stayed focused on the past; a board-game designer satisfied his competitive nature with his creations.

When at last we learn something of the Curator himself, the knowledge proves to be a little disappointing, a little too pedestrian, perhaps, compared to the fascinating assortment of people who interested him.

FORTUNATELY, it is not just Curator Non’s personality that gradually takes shape in these collections. There seems to be a thinly veiled hint of Bantock himself in some of these characters, most whimsically in Matrice Levant, a maker of spinning tops who created an elaborate fake history for his creations that people accepted as reality.

One of Levant’s tops supposedly originates from the Sicmon Islands, the fictional South Seas home of Sabine in the Griffin & Sabine trilogy. Another collector devotes his life to studying the link between words and images, trying to understand their connection. This collector tortures himself over whether or not his scholarship succeeded, but Bantock’s own soul might be free of such worries. This is a beautiful, imaginative book that, in both visual appeal and content, demonstrates the emotion with which we can imbue objects, and, more specifically, art–whether it’s simple admiration or disgust at outward appearance, or a deeper, more personal resonance. With The Museum at Purgatory, Bantock offers something of a visual catalog of the nature of art itself–it means different things to everyone, but it always means something.

From the November 24-December 1, 1999 issue of the Sonoma County Independent.

© Metro Publishing Inc.

‘Greed: The Multi-Million Dollar Challenge’

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Seven Deadly Sins a potential windfall

By Bill English

SAINT THOMAS Aquinas never actually ranked greed as one of the Seven Deadly Sins. He preferred to call it avarice. But then old Tom was never a program director for Fox Television. When you work for Rupert Murdoch, you’ve got to keep it punchy. Greed has a ring to it that mere avarice can never hope to achieve. The word has an underbelly odor of insatiable appetites, a scent you can smell right through your fiber-optic cable.

Welcome to Greed: The Multi-Million Dollar Challenge.

Here’s a new program that bills itself as the most dangerous and richest game show in TV history. In this time slot, contestants climb the Tower of Greed on their way to the ultimate prize of $2.2 million. There’s nothing demure or refined about Greed. But this isn’t a shameless attempt to cater to the lowest common denominator, either. No, this is a bona fide art form–a total revelation into the utter darkness of the human heart.

Greed is more than good–it’s pluperfect.

The show is emceed by veteran game-show host Chuck Woolery. You will recall that Woolery became a household name by hosting The Love Connection. Today that classic would surely be renamed The Lust Show and have a much harder edge. The genius of The Love Connection was the payoff. Chuck gave contestants to each other. OK, the show threw in a cheap date, but the bottom line was that you won a member of the opposite sex. Back then, Woolery was more than aware of his status as a prime-time pimp–but now Chuck has become a full-blown Satan.

The ardent scent of The Love Connection was tame compared to the animal nose of Greed. Here’s an hour on Thursday night that simply reeks of base and carnal desires. And Chuck is all over depravity like gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson at a Republican fundraiser. Greed has exposed the wolf in Woolery. He gleefully dangles cash beneath the noses of salivating players as he asks them: “Do you feel the need for greed?” When the Terminator lights begin to flash, the whole studio holds it breath. Will one of the players turn on a fellow contestant and eliminate him or her? One woman, when recently challenged for her share of the big bucks, almost burst out in tears. She knew she was doomed, a weak link cut from the herd

Greed is indeed an awesome show, but why stop there?

SURELY, all the Deadly Sins are worthy of prime time? Who could deny that America is ready for The Sloth Show? Think of it as a contraction of the “nothing” concept that made Seinfeld such a smash. In fact, The Sloth Show might well be a new vehicle for Jerry. You could bring back all the old characters–only they’d do much less. The whole show could be shot on Jerry’s couch.

Or what about The Hour of Envy?

Talk about a surefire hit! In an era when the rich have so much and the poor so little, it would really stir things up. Hosted by President Trump, it would feature the first head of state ever to preside over a game show. Trump would drag the disenfranchised kicking and screaming through the lavish lifestyles of his trendy friends until the needy were openly weeping.

Cruel, you say? Well then, let’s play The Gluttony Game.

Hosted by a digital reincarnation of John Candy, this show would feature contestants eating themselves to death. Too gross? Are you kidding me? Think of the product-placement possibilities. Food companies would be clamoring to get edibles on this feast of entertainment.

Of course, with Jerry Springer already airing the anger thing, that pretty much leaves us with pride. Not really much happening here. Because anyone with a shred of pride wouldn’t humiliate him/herself on national television for any amount of money.

But never underestimate the ability of the American people to wallow in shame in the eye of the tube. At times it seems as if we’re all scampering for one last moment in the spotlight before they close the set.

OK, kill the floods–that’s a wrap.

From the November 24-December 1, 1999 issue of the Sonoma County Independent.

© Metro Publishing Inc.

Holiday Treats

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Something new: Steve Bernstein of 21st Century Pastry in Petaluma puts new twists on traditional fare.

Sweet Talk

Local bakers share holiday secrets

By Paula Harris

FORGET VETIVER, geranium, and bergamot. At this time of year, the sweet fragrance of Christmas cookies, pumpkin pies, or rugelach turning golden in the oven is the ultimate aromatherapy. The enticing scent envelops the kitchen and transports you back to a time when your grandmother was baking for the holidays. It subconsciously fills you with that warm secure feeling of being nurtured. And it causes a childlike twinge of excitement because it signifies the beginning of the festive holiday season.

In my family, the holidays really began with an annual visit from my grandmother, who would arrive from the north of England proudly bearing an airtight old biscuit tin crammed with layers of home-baked goodies: strawberry jam tarts, glistening like red jewels; sunny lemon-curd pastries; and tiny sweet-mince pies dusted with powdered sugar.

We’d dip our hands into this aluminum treasure trove and extract a flaky treat. We loved them all (even the couple that were always invariably “decorated” with a stray hair from Nanna’s white cat). I think we especially prized this holiday offering because no one else in the family knew how to make pastry.

The days when apron-clad grandmothers and aunts regularly clustered over cookie sheets and pastry boards may be gone, but there’s something about the holidays that compels even those folks who do little baking throughout the year to scrub out their cake pans and dust off their candy thermometers.

Yet the thought of baking can send cold shivers down the spine of even the most proficient of cooks. Some bakeries, such as Healdsburg’s Downtown Bakery and Creamery, understand the dilemma of yearning to bake but feeling incapable. They offer their popular old-fashioned “Sugar Baby” pumpkin pies either fully baked or as a kit consisting of a frozen ready-to-bake shell and a container of filling. “So you can bake it yourself at home,” the packaging exclaims. Foolproof!

But why is baking so scary?

“It’s because baking is not quite as freeform as regular cooking–there’s a bit more chemistry involved,” explains Michelle Marie DeFors, owner and pastry chef at Michelle Marie’s Patisserie in Santa Rosa. “Beginners should start with a tea bread,” she suggests. “Pies can be a bit daunting.”

According to DeFors, even many inexperienced bakers have a problem making pie crust. “Things like rolling it out, dealing with shrinkage, and being sure to let the dough rest before putting it into the pie plate can all cause problems,” she says.

So does this pastry chef, who often fields “emergency” calls from home bakers begging her to help save their failed works in progress, have any tips to share?

“I think it’s best to freeze the pie crust first before putting in the filling,” she says. “And if your crust has droopy edges, make a little foil collar for the sides and fix it on with paper clips, then remove it later to finish browning.”

FOR DEFORS, who grew up in Sebastopol, the flavor of apples became synonymous with the holidays. “My whole family loves food and we all baked together,” she recalls. “Those special apple cakes, pies, and streusels played a big part in our holiday traditions.”

She advises that once you get more accomplished in the baking world, you can experiment a little. “Take something from a memory and alter it into a new idea,” she says. “It’s fun.”

Beth LaFrance–whose homey business Beth the Baker in Sebastopol will feature cranberry orange-nut bread, pumpkin bread, and gingerbread for the holidays–has a few more tips. “Always measure accurately and don’t stray from the recipe, because that can really upset the balance,” she says. “Try one simple recipe, follow it faithfully and make it as close to consumption as possible, because freshness counts.”

If you’re making Christmas cookies, you don’t need to keep peeking in the oven, she adds. “When you can smell the cookies, they’re probably done.”

According to LaFrance, the art of baking is unique because you start out with a bunch of ingredients that look nothing like your finished creation. “It’s not like making soup or roast beef,” she says.

Is there one baking item that LaFrance couldn’t live without? “Definitely parchment paper,” she immediately replies. “I use it for everything. My food never touches a tray or a baking pan. The parchment paper keeps the food from sticking and the bottoms from burning.”

HOW DO bakers come up with new holiday creations? “It’s a selfish thing according to our own taste,” says Steve Bernstein, of 21st Century Pastry in Petaluma. Bernstein and his business partner, Phyllis Heagney, sit face to face in a small room and throw out ideas for new seasonal treats. “We like intense flavors and different twists on traditionalism,” he adds.

Making their debuts at 21st Century this year are chocolate cranberry marzipan tart, chocolate pumpkin shortbread tart, and Scottish cranberry shortbread tart.

“I don’t think my creativity developed until I was in the field,” says Bernstein. “However, my grandmother was a great influence–her favorite was coffee; she used it in everything–for years. I thought coffee Jell-O was normal,” he quips.

That particular culinary encounter influenced Bernstein’s coffee chiffon pie with orange juice in the crust. “Baking is a science more exact than cooking and a recipe has be to followed to a T. It shouldn’t be fiddled with unless you know what you’re doing,” he advises. “But it’s nothing to be afraid of–if you follow the directions.”

The holiday season is pastry chef Condra Easley’s favorite time of year. “It seems so magical in here,” says the co-owner of Renaissance Pastry in Santa Rosa.

She describes some of the bakery’s winter delights: linzertortes topped with cranberry-raspberry-blueberry compote cooked with honey, cinnamon, and orange; pumpkin cheesecakes with a gingersnap crust; and traditional “bûche de Noël” Yule logs.

“I like to bring together flavors that evoke childhood memories–good childhood memories and hopefully not [bad] flashbacks,” Easley says with a laugh. “When I was barely able to reach the counter, my aunt had me up on a chair to bake chocolate chip cookies.”

Easley likes to experiment with various harmonizing flavors, “natural combinations like caramels and pears or apples and walnuts,” she explains.

She offers the following timesavers for home bakers: “Make the pie dough ahead of time, roll it out, cover it really well, and freeze it. Then let it defrost a bit before putting it in the oven, or roll it out the day before and keep it covered in the refrigerator,” she says.

“And make holiday cookies ahead of time and keep them in the freezer in Ziploc bags. Then pull them out and decorate them later.”

Anything else?

“Always use the best possible ingredients or you might as well just buy the pie from a big-box discount store. Use good-quality unsalted butter, imported chocolate bars, and real vanilla extract instead of artificial,” she says. “Oh, yes, and put a lot of love into it.”

Pumpkin Pecan Pie

If you can’t decide between the two holiday favorites, this pie from Renaissance Pastry offers the best of both worlds.

Single pie crust:

1 1/4 cups all-purpose flour 1/2 tsp. salt 1/3 cup cold Crisco 3 tbsp. cold water

Pumpkin pecan filling:

2/3 cup dark Karo (corn) syrup 3/4 cup medium brown sugar Pinch of salt 2 tsp. melted butter 4 whole eggs 1 cup Libby’s solid-pack pumpkin 1/2 tsp. ground cinnamon 1/2 tsp. ground nutmeg 1/2 tsp. ground allspice 1/4 tsp. ground ginger 1/4 tsp. ground cloves 1 tsp. pure vanilla extract 2 cups toasted pecan halves

To make pie crust: In a food processor, cut together the flour, salt, and cold Crisco by pulsing until mixture has a texture like cornmeal. Add cold water and pulse. Mixture should form a ball and travel around the bowl. Add more water if you don’t see that. (If you don’t have a food processor, use a bowl and cut in fat with a pastry blending tool or two cold knives.) Do not overmix or dough will be tough. Form into a ball. It is not necessary to refrigerate unless you have overmixed. Roll out dough on a lightly floured surface until approximately 12 inches in diameter. Ease onto a 9-inch pie plate to avoid stretching. Trim edge to 1/2 inch beyond edge of crust and make a decorative border. Refrigerate until ready to use.

To make filling: In a medium bowl combine Karo syrup, brown sugar, salt, and melted butter. Stir in eggs and mix well. Add pumpkin, spices, and vanilla. Add nuts and pour into unbaked pie shell. Bake at 350 degrees for 20 to 30 minutes. Cover edges of crust if it browns too quickly. Pie is done when firm and slightly puffed.

Serves 8.

From the November 24-December 1, 1999 issue of the Sonoma County Independent.

© Metro Publishing Inc.

Concert for a Landmine-Free World

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Blowin’ in the Wind

Music stars rally for landmine-free world

By Greg Cahill

ROBERT MULLER knows how it feels to get blown away. As a Marine lieutenant serving in Vietnam in 1969, Muller was walking next to an armored tank when it ran over a landmine. The heavy steel-tank tread absorbed most of the blast, but the concussion sent him flying. “It was like one of those cartoon-character-type things,” he recalls, during a phone interview from his Washington, D.C., office. “I literally got blown away with the pulverizing tread in a cloud of black smoke. I wound up in some nearby hedges. I was a little stunned–not really sure what happened.

“Right away, I started pulling an inventory of my limbs,” he adds, with a nervous laugh. “I was miraculously unaffected.”

A few days, Muller’s luck ran out. During a firefight, an enemy bullet severed his spine, leaving him paralyzed below the waist. “A bullet took me down,” he says, “but the leading causes of casualties for U.S. soldiers in the Vietnam War were landmines and booby traps.”

In 1984, Muller returned to Vietnam and Cambodia, where he was stunned to see the high number of amputees and lack of support services. As the head of the Vietnam Veterans of America Foundation, Muller decided to do something to help. With funding from the U.S. Agency for International Development, the VVAF has supplied landmine victims with more than 4,000 prosthetic limbs, nearly 1,000 orthotic braces, and more than 2,000 wheelchairs, free of charge.

More recently–with the help of a lot of high-profile friends in the music biz–Muller has set his sights on the elimination of the small, cheap explosive devices that have caused so much misery. That effort has resulted in an international treaty banning antipersonnel landmines, which in 1997 earned Muller and others the Nobel Peace Prize. The United States has not ratified the treaty, which is backed by 135 nations, because it would require the elimination of anti-tank mines from the U.S. arsenal.

But Muller is determined to rally public support for the treaty.

On Dec. 2, the Campaign for a Landmine-Free World will host a benefit concert at the Luther Burbank Center, featuring an all-star lineup of country and folk artists. Scheduled to perform are Emmylou Harris, Steve Earle, Bruce Cockburn, Nanci Griffith, Patty Griffin, and a special guest.

While celebrity concerts for the landmine campaign began in 1997, thanks to the support of Harris, the three upcoming Bay Area dates are the first in a series of singer/songwriter-in-the-round concerts benefiting the Nobel Prize-winning organization.

TWO YEARS ago, Harris traveled with Muller to Vietnam and Cambodia to learn firsthand about the hidden threat posed by landmines. “She is a strong advocate on behalf of the work that we do with war victims,” Muller says. “She has called upon the music community to get behind this cause, and the response has been overwhelming.”

Last year, Harris performed at the Nobel Prize Award ceremony in Olso, Norway. She later headed a benefit concert for the campaign at Constitution Hall, in the nation’s capitol, which featured Earle, Willie Nelson, Sheryl Crow, and Lucinda Williams. “That got a lot of media attention and brought a lot of support,” says Muller, adding that the purpose of all this celebrity action is to put pressure on the United States to sign the treaty.

“Music has consistently connected us to people–more so than any speeches or lectures that we give,” he explains. “When these people have stepped up as spokespeople, they capture audiences, and the message is amplified in support of our work in a way that as advocates we just don’t have the ability to do. And the musicians love to do it.

“So we’re all very excited about it.”

PROCEEDS from the concerts support several VVAF projects co-funded by the United States and several other nations. VVAF helps pay for the surveying of minefields and the clearing of explosives. The organization also operates the largest amputee rehabilitation projects in Cambodia, Angola, Kosovo (where the VVAF serves as the coordinating agency for the United Nations), and Sierra Leone.

During his visit to the Bay Area, Muller will meet with representatives from J Winery and other local vintners involved in Roots for Peace, a wine-industry project that is funding the removal of landmines in Croatia (a breakaway state of the Yugoslavian Federation) and helping to restore that republic’s devastated agricultural industry.

Such efforts make Muller hopeful that public support for the VVAF campaign is growing, but he remains discouraged that the U.S. government is steadfast in its refusal to support the international treaty.

“It’s very disappointing,” he says. “When we began this campaign, it was the United States that had inspired the movement around the world. A lot of people don’t remember that we were the first country in 1992, unilaterally, to give up the trade in landmines. That meant we couldn’t sell them or give them away.

When our key political liaison in the U.S. Senate, Sen. Patrick Leahy from Vermont, called upon the Senate for that initiative, on a roll call vote he got unanimous vote in support of the ban–something you don’t see every day.

“The next year, President Clinton went before the U.N. General Assembly and told delegates that this is a very dangerous weapon and that we’ve got to get rid of it. Two years later, he went back again and called on the world community to get rid of landmines through an international treaty. So after the United States led the way to get something going, at the end of the day not to have the United States as one of the 135 countries that have signed this treaty is a real bitter disappointment.

“We’ve got to get the United States on board if we want to pick up any more key players.”

The current concert series , Muller says, is a way to accomplish that goal. “We want to keep this issue out there in the public arena,” he says, “so that people understand that while we’re doing the humanitarian work of helping the victims and clearing the lands, we still need to turn off the spigot.”

At press time, there were a few tickets left for the Concert for a Landmine-Free World, Thursday, Dec. 2, at 8 p.m. at the Luther Burbank Center for the Arts, 50 Mark West Springs Road, Santa Rosa. Tickets are $45-$85. 546-3600.

From the November 24-December 1, 1999 issue of the Sonoma County Independent.

© Metro Publishing Inc.

‘The Insider’

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The Insider.

Inside Out

A seasoned whistle blower talks about media censorship and ‘The Insider’

Writer David Templeton takes interesting people to interesting movies in his ongoing quest for the ultimate post-film conversation. This is not a film review; rather, it’s a freewheeling discussion popular culture.

PETER PHILLIPS never watches 60 Minutes. He doesn’t read Time or Newsweek. And, contrary to what you might expect from a professional news-watcher, Phillips never watches the news. Instead, he scans the transcripts of news reports and random news programs; he pours over newspapers, absorbing “a couple hundred publications” every week.

He does not own a television. “Well, I had a TV, with satellite service, for one day,” he says with a chuckle.

The intense, soft-voiced, white-bearded Phillips is the director of Project Censored, the renowned 24-year-old program–an offshoot of the Sociology Department at Sonoma State University–that monitors news and news services, producing a best-selling annual compendium of important stories ignored, often for dubious reasons, by the mainstream media.

Of his aforementioned one-day perusal of the major news programs, Phillips has this to say: “It was nothing but garbage. All day long. Then there was a MSNBC special on Hitler. Then they started comparing Hitler to Milosevic–and that just pissed me off. That’s simple-minded NATO propaganda. It’s bullshit.

“I haven’t watched TV since.”

He takes a breather to get another cup of tea. When he returns, sliding his mug onto the scarred coffeehouse table, Phillips–who looks a little like Santa Claus, only edgier–smiles broadly. “So what were we talking about?”

Well, we were talking about 60 Minutes. And before that, we were talking about The Insider. A new Disney film starring Al Pacino as former 60 Minutes producer Lowell Bergman and Christopher Plummer as the intimidating reporter Mike Wallace, The Insider tells the sordid, engrossing true story of Jeffrey Wigand, a reluctantly heroic tobacco company insider who lost everything–and suffered numerous death threats–when he agreed to speak to Wallace on camera about his employer’s misdeeds.

After Wigand’s segment was filmed, the network buckled under in the face of a lawsuit threatened by the tobacco company that Wigand had worked for. After a bitter fight–in which Bergman, who shortly thereafter left the network, resorted to leaking his story to the New York Times–the segment was finally aired.

But 60 Minutes’ reputation had been forever soiled.

IRONICALLY, it was the story of how 60 Minutes sat on Wigand’s interview that was widely reported, while the substance of that interview–that tobacco companies had been deliberately engineering cigarettes to be more and more addictive–was downplayed.

Phillips liked the film.

“Unfortunately, it says too little about a big problem,” he shrugs. “The Insider is saying that there are still good journalists out there, and that is true. There are good journalists, firm believers in the First Amendment. And they are increasingly bent and pushed around by Big Media.

“And it’s true, it’s all true,” Philips continues. “But the problem is far worse than that. At the end of the movie, 60 Minutes has fixed its problem, they’ve come clean, they’ve run the story–only now they’re a little bit bent.”

The truth, according to Phillips, is that 60 Minutes was always bent–along with every U.S. mainstream newspaper and news organization. “It’s been said before,” says Phillips. “We are the best-entertained, least informed society on the planet.”

As an example, he mentions the inordinate attention given to the O.J. trial–and the stifling effect it had on other, more vital journalistic endeavors.

“Eighty-three column feet were devoted to O.J. in the Los Angeles Times the year of the trial,” Phillips divulges. “Why didn’t they write about how Chevron hired the helicopters that flew toward the Nigerian oil platforms, guns blazing, killing the student demonstrators?”

The powers that be, obviously, felt we’d rather hear about the private life of Kato Kaelin.

“These people who are supposed to be exposing the system are actually supporting the system,” Phillips concludes. “When you get as wealthy as Mike Wallace, when your contract is paying you millions a year, you can’t help but feel a little beholden to the powers that be.

“Because, guess what? You’re part of it now.”

From the November 24-December 1, 1999 issue of the Sonoma County Independent.

© Metro Publishing Inc.

‘Toy Story 2’

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Sonoma filmmaker John Lasseter, defender of plastic playthings, returns to tell a brand-new ‘Toy Story’

FEW FILM FANS will be surprised to hear that filmmaker John Lasseter–the mild-mannered creative genius behind the computer-animated hit film ‘Toy Story’–is, and has always been, an enthusiastic devotee of toys. Yes, he’s a toy fan: a defender, an advocate, a sympathizer, a fiercely passionate apologist for toys. He identifies with them, and he feels their pain.

“I love toys,” crows Lasseter, speaking by phone from his car phone on his way home from Pixar studios in Pt. Richmond. “I’m just a big goofy kid at heart when it comes to toys.”

Consider this: Lasseter co-wrote and directed the ultimate toy movie, the aforementioned Walt Disney/Pixar Studios mega-hit Toy Story, as well as its upcoming, equally toy-happy big-screen sequel Toy Story 2. (Lasseter, of course, had already made one film from a toy’s perspective: the charming Oscar-winning, 1988 computer-animated short Tin Toy.)

A longtime resident of the town of Sonoma, Lasseter is joined in his semi-idolatrous fondness for plastic playthings by his five energetic sons. Between the six of them, Lasseter & Co. are a devoted toy-appreciation society, a certified toy-collecting force of nature.

Just one thing, though.

“The kids have their toys,” Lasseter says. “And I have my toys.”

Lasseter’s personal stash–several floor-to-ceiling shelves worth–is nothing but a toy collector’s dream, with vintage one-of-a-kind tin toys, Hot Wheels, G.I. Joes, and lots of Toy Story toys, the last gleaned from the 1995 Oscar-winning film and all residing in Lasseter’s office at Pixar.

“The boys love to come to work and play with Daddy’s toys,” Lasseter says, laughing. “They’re like bulls in a china shop. I just freak out.”

It was his sons’ rambunctious relationship with their dad’s office toys–and his own growing ambivalence regarding his part in the enormous Toy Story collectible industry–that gave Lasseter the first germ of a plot for Toy Story 2, in which an eerie toy-collector kidnaps Woody, the tightly wound cowboy-doll and star of the first episode who, it turns out, is a valuable collectible. Woody’s one-time nemesis Buzz Lightyear ends up leading a band of toys in rescuing their friend from becoming a permanent museum piece. Unfortunately, Woody–who always had a bit of an insecure streak in him–has grown to like being thought of as a valuable collectible.

“This time, it’s Buzz who gets to say to Woody, ‘You are a toy! You’re not a collectible. You are a child’s plaything!’ ” says Lasseter.

Woody’s Roundup: Cast and crew members plan to attend the gala local premiere of the much-anticipated film.

TOY STORY 2 holds the special distinction of being only the second animated Disney film to receive a big-screen sequel. (The first was 1977’s The Rescuers, which was followed in 1990 by The Rescuers Down Under.) Follow-ups to such films as Pocahontas, Beauty and the Beast, The Lion King, and Aladdin have all been released directly to video.

“Once we’d come up with a story for the sequel,” says Lasseter, “based on the strength of that story and the enthusiasm of Tom Hanks and Tim Allen [who have reprised their work as the voices of Woody and Buzz, respectively], all of us at Disney and Pixar decided that this was a film that belonged on the big screen.”

In conceiving the sequel, Lasseter and his writers watched Godfather, Part 2 and The Empire Strikes Back, over and over.

“Those are two examples of movies that were not just good films unto themselves,” Lasseter explains, “but sequels that actually made the first films seem better and stronger when you looked back on them.”

According to Lasseter, that’s just the case with Toy Story 2, which hits the big screen on Nov. 24. Hollywood insiders are now predicting that Lasseter’s film will become one of the highest-grossing Thanksgiving week films of all time.

IT’S HARD to believe that just a few years ago, when word first got out that Disney was preparing a computer-animated feature, a number of industry critics suggested that Walt Disney–the hallowed progenitor of large-scale, hand-crafted animation–might be spinning in his grave.

Lasseter still cringes to hear such remarks.

“Are you kidding? Walt would have loved computer animation, from the moment he saw the first image of it,” Lasseter says. “He’d have loved what this medium is capable of. Walt was an innovator, a man who pushed technology to its limits in finding better and better ways to tell a story.

“Because first and foremost, Walt Disney was a brilliant storyteller.”

There’s little doubt that he’d have loved Toy Story, arguably the most tightly plotted, well-structured animated film in the history of the Disney studio.

Besides, Uncle Walt loved toys too.

“In the first movie,” says Lasseter, “we did a lot of thinking about how the world would look from a toy’s point of view. So I have to laugh at the way I sometimes reacted when my sons wanted to play with my toys, telling myself, ‘Hey John, didn’t you learn anything from the first movie?’ Toys were put on this earth to be played with. Just because some guy named Tom Hanks happens to have autographed my Woody doll doesn’t mean the toy deserves to be locked away on a shelf.

“I mean, what kind of life is that for a toy, to never again be played with by a child?”

And that, says Lasseter, is what Toy Story 2 is all about.

“The most tragic thing,” he says, “even worse than a toy being lost or stolen, is when a toy is outgrown by the child who once loved it. That’s the kind of rich, emotional terrain that made us want to do this movie.

“Think about it. Being outgrown by a child. It’s something that eventually happens to every single toy. It’s a toy’s version of mortality.

“A lot of people want to live forever,” Lasseter concludes. “But a toy just wants to be loved forever.”

From the November 18-24, 1999 issue of the Sonoma County Independent.

© Metro Publishing Inc.

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