Oct. 22-23 & 29-30: Halloween Medley in Sonoma

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A silly and spooky family tradition for 37 years, the Witchie Poo Halloween Extravaganza returns for another fun live show that boasts more than 65 whacky characters and high adventure. This year Witchie Poo and her sidekick, Lemmy, are aboard a luxury pirate cruise, discovering treasure chests and battling evil pirates with the help of Dorothy of Oz and the “Cruise” Brothers, Jake and Elwood. Dancing, magic, costume contests and prizes get audiences of all ages into the spirit with two weekends of performances, Saturday and Sunday, Oct. 22–23 and 29–30, at Sebastiani Theatre, 476 First St. E., Sonoma. 1:30pm. $8–$10. 707.996.9756.

Oct. 22-23: Revisit the Beat in Santa Rosa

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By the 1970s, artist and poet Sutter Marin was well-known in San Francisco’s Beat scene, cofounding the San Francisco Creative Art Center and collaborating with famed poet ruth weiss (who spells her name in lowercase). Before he died in 1985, Marin’s artistic output flourished with abstract paintings that were equally fantastical and exuberant. This week, Marin’s later works are collected for an exhibit, ‘The Beat Went On,’ shown alongside selections from other artists of his time. The show opens with a reception on Saturday, Oct. 22, and ruth weiss appears for a poetry reading accompanied by a jazz duo on Sunday, Oct. 23, at Calabi Gallery, 456 10th St., Santa Rosa. Reception, 4pm; reading, 2pm. RSVP requested. 707.781.7070.

Oct. 25: Tropical Goth in Santa Rosa

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From the sunny shores of Florida comes Jacuzzi Boys, an exciting psychedelic surf-rock band. Later this month, the lean and mean band release their latest album, Ping Pong, on Oct. 28. Before they do, the boys come to the North Bay, courtesy punk promoter Shock City, USA, to perform as part of a massive U.S. tour. Joining the Jacuzzi Boys is Oakland band Meat Market, who range from melodic rock instrumentals to hyperactive punk-pop. Also on the bill are local rockers Street Slime, featuring members of Sonoma County’s Creep Beat. The Jacuzzi Boys warm up the crowd on Tuesday, Oct. 25, at Atlas Coffee Company, 300 South A St., Ste. 4, Santa Rosa. 7pm. $10. 707.526.1085.

Letters to the Editor: October 19, 2016

Say You’re Sorry

What has happened to you, Eric Koenigshofer? I’ve known you for over 30 years and have considered you a friend. I respected your zeal and participation in the local political process, even though I haven’t always agreed with your positions. You have always seemed to care about Sonoma County and the process of good local governance and discourse in the community. However, your latest foray into local politics with your support of Lynda Hopkins has gone beyond the pale.

We are currently experiencing a presidential election that has sunk to a depraved, loutish level, characterized by bluster and outright lies from a racist, misogynistic moron. It is sad and worrisome that our national discourse has sunk to this abject level. Money talks and democracy suffers when a billionaire bully can try to buy an election with bottomless funds.

Your intentionally misleading and thoroughly dishonest newspaper ads attacking Noreen Evans are bringing the bile of the national election to our home community in Sonoma County. Your work raising money from self-interested outside sources in an effort to buy this election is all about greed. Those so-called supporters just want to have their way with the county as they seek to turn us into L.A. North.

Lastly, you may not agree with Noreen Evans, but she has been a tireless public servant with high integrity working for us for the past several decades and does not deserve to have lies spread about her just to meet your client’s needs. You owe her an apology.

Santa Rosa

Follow the Money

Can anyone recall a candidate funded by moneyed interests who did not end up principally serving their campaign donors sooner or later? Transparency? How about the campaigning Barack Obama in 2008 who promised the most transparent presidency ever. What ever happened to that? The Obama administration has indicted more whistle blowers than all administrations combined. Just sayin’.

West County

Dept. of Corrections

Due to an editing error, last week’s Nugget column (“New Rules,” Oct. 12) incorrectly reported a proposed cannabis growing regulation. Multiple operators could jointly cultivate in a single indoor facility on agricultural or industrial zoned properties, but the total canopy could not exceed 5,000 square feet on agricultural parcels or 22,000 square feet on industrial properties.

Also, Tom Gogola’s story (“The Fifth Dimensions,” Oct. 12) misattributed the author of a campaign video to Noreen Evans. It was her opponent Lynda Hopkins who released the video.

The Bohemian regrets the errors.

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Crop Report

Cannabis harvest in Sonoma County lags a little behind grape harvest. Some outdoor grows have been harvested, dried and trimmed, and have already hit the market. The impact of the outdoor harvest on the market is already apparent, too, as prices for greenhouse cannabis (the stuff grown year-round) have dropped $400 per pound over the last two months.

Last week’s rain caused a bit of a panic among local cultivators waiting as long as possible to harvest. Heavy rain followed by the cool weather invites mold and makes drying more difficult and compromises quality. So almost all remaining outdoor cannabis grows were being hastily harvested last Thursday and Friday. If a few more people were missing from work late last week, you know why.

Meanwhile, in random conversations with three local cannabis-focused cultivation suppliers, all said 2016 sales were up 40 percent over last year. Why? There were more first-time growers, more established growers planting bigger gardens and an increasing awareness that nutrients can significantly increase per-plant yields. If a grower has a limit on the number, but not the size, of plants, then per-plant yields are a big deal.

Here are some field reports from local growers:

“A lot less law enforcement activity this year, very few big busts.”

Any issues with a possible 30–40 percent increase in production? “It all seems to be going somewhere; not too many big stockpiles out there. Most everybody is still making money.”

“The heavy marine layers this summer were obvious. Our grows near the coast were small and had more mold problems. Sebastopol grows were OK, Santa Rosa was a little better than average, and the grows in Kenwood, Glen Ellen and up on the Sonoma Ridge were excellent. We also were much better fighting white powder [mildew] this year.”

“Everything was huge. It’s going to be a bumper crop for sure.”

“Jack is back. Everyone is growing Jack Frost or Jack [Herrer] crosses. . . . Jack is the new Blue Dream.”

“A lot of growers switched to strains [that flower earlier] this year. They want to harvest earlier. Also there was a lot more use of organic solutions to deal with the traditional problems of mold, mildew and spider mites.”

Tawnie Logan, director of the Sonoma County Growers Alliance, said many environmentally conscious growers experimented with dry-farming techniques.

“We should know more about how it turns out in two weeks,” she said.

Michael Hayes works for CDB-Guild. Contact him at mh*******@*****st.net.

World of Cinema

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Last year, when the Alexander Valley Film Society hosted its first annual film festival, the theme was “Daring and Courage,” to reflect the budding society’s ambitious goals of enriching the creative community.

The film society expands its vision for this year’s festival, and this year highlights both Spanish-language and LGBT programming. Friday’s opening-night film is The Saver, a nuanced Canadian drama about a grieving teen’s quest for wealth. Actress Imajyn Cardinal will be in attendance for that screening. In fact, many filmmakers will be in town, such as Cameraperson director Kirsten Johnson (pictured) and For What It’s Worth director James Simmons, who shot the film in Geyserville and employed Alexander Valley students as interns.

Other special events include Alfred Hitchcock’s Rear Window, screening under the stars at Coppola Winery, and John Carpenter’s Halloween, showing at the Clover Theater. There are also international shorts and local student shorts playing, a filmmaker panel and other events.

The Alexander Valley Film Festival runs Oct. 20–23 a various locations in Healdsburg, Geyserville and Cloverdale. For more info and tickets, visit avfilmsociety.org.

Bad King Donald

How could a bigoted, bloviating, politically clueless real estate mogul/TV star attain
traction as a “serious” candidate for president
of the United States?

My inquiring mind had to know about Trump’s businesses, con artistry, showmanship and mental state. I peered into national obsessions with reality TV, winners and losers, lust for fame and fortune. I cringed at a normalizing of violence in media, at institutionalized racism and misogyny, and meditated: how do humans react to fear and loss, try to escape suffering or strive to achieve wisdom through it?

I dove deep into archetypal shadow waters, fishing for the Donald. I reread the groundbreaking book King, Warrior, Magician, Lover: Rediscovering the Archetypes of the Mature Masculine by Doug Gillette and Dennis Moore. Aha! Trump strongly identifies with the “king” archetype, albeit in its “shadow, bipolar dysfunction.”

Think of a pyramid. At the top is a mature, ideally self-realized king. He carries with him a divine sense of entitlement and connection to the powers that be, but his transpersonal sense of duty to the well-being of others bestows generosity, stewardship and fatherly blessing toward all. He brings order, fertility, security and opportunity. He’s a visionary leader and role model to whom love and fealty are pledged.

At the base of the pyramid sit two complementary opposite shadow kings astride a cosmic teeter-totter. On the active, aggressive seat is a seriously narcissistic tyrant king. Overidentified with superpowers and rights to dictate, he denies vulnerable feelings or “inferior” traits, projecting them onto hated others. But his loud, alpha male, chest-pounding, sexist superiority belies a hidden inferiority complex. Watch out: his royal inner child will throw a tantrum if immediate gratification is denied.

The tyrant has a passive, complementary opposite—a sniveling, cowardly, potentially paranoid weakling king. He’s the consummate victim of imagined conspiracies. If cornered or provoked, he may run. Other times, the teeter totters, triggering the revengeful tyrant. No army or wall will be “yuge” enough to save him from himself. Only cracking open his heart can save him.

Let’s nourish and support a genuinely visionary, equitable leadership within and without. Long live Queen Hillary?

Marcia Singer is a healing artist from Santa Rosa.

Open Mic is a weekly feature in the ‘Bohemian.’ To have your topical essay of 350 words considered for publication, write op*****@******an.com.

Abstract Punk

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The average age of five-piece punk band Acrylics is 22. Seems young, yet their stunning, sophisticated sound belies their youth. Armed with technically challenging and unpredictable music, the Santa Rosa outfit is changing the game of hardcore in the North Bay.

On Oct. 26, Acrylics help host a concert and art showcase at 6th Street Playhouse in Santa Rosa with fellow Sonoma County experimental rockers OVVN, touring bands Iron Lung (Seattle) and Gas Chamber (Buffalo) and over 20 local artists.

Lead singer Mark Nystrom and drummer Ian Jones started Acrylics in Jones’ garage a few summers back. “We stayed in this garage, day in and day out,” Jones says. “We started out just experimenting, not knowing what we were doing. We dug deeper into ’80s and ’90s punk and psychedelic music. So all that twisted into one form.”

That form, described as “freak punk,” is also inspired by generations of North Bay acts, going back to Victims Family.

A recent addition to Acrylics, guitarist Ben Wright, first saw the band play at a local tap house two years back and knew he had to get in on the action. “I thought, this band is so bizarre,” Wright says. “I would love to be in this band.” Wright pursued the players and his persistence was rewarded.

In fact, persistence has been a big theme for Acrylics. They are gradually building a fan base through extensive U.S. tours, and they say they badgered Iron Lung Records (run by the aforementioned band) until the label agreed to release a 7-inch record, due out later this year.

The band’s tenacity and dedication also manifest in the studio, where they spend months tinkering with their songs until all the pieces fit. “We’re really meticulous about things,” says Wright, who adds that the band’s writing style is flipped from the normal process. “It can be scatterbrained,” he says. “A lot of bands start stripped-down and build up, we start with things being hectic and chaotic and strip away parts. It’s not ideal, but it’s the only way we know how to do it.”

Either way, the process is working.

“We’re definitely a newer generation,” Nystrom says. “But we’re a hard-working band, and we’re serious about what we do.”

Acrylics also want to expand the local art and music scene as one. “We want to bring in new and young people to do this with,” Wright says. “Please, come and join us.”

‘Burg Crawl

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If you don’t like the winetasting scene in Healdsburg now, just wait a few minutes.

On a recent stroll around the Healdsburg Plaza, we found that the roster of tasting rooms had turned over once again—if not in minutes, certainly in the last few months. Or the last year, or two—it’s hard to keep track in this fast-paced, small-town, wine-tourism mecca. Here are some highlights for sipping and swirling around the Plaza.

Siduri Wine Lounge If it seems like it’s one tasting room after another in downtown Healdsburg, that’s only wrong on a technicality—the city won’t abide that, so Siduri’s new, cool-blue digs are called a “lounge.” True enough, the space that used to be Kendall-Jackson’s Partake has plenty of room for lounging around. Don’t worry for lack of wine, though it’s strictly Siduri, all Pinot all the time (nothing from Novy, their sister label). I’m told that draft beer from Christopher Jackson’s new craft-brew project is on the way. The menu, from small plates to a box of chicken, is created by Forestville’s popular restaurant, Backyard.
241 Healdsburg Ave.

Hartford Family Winery Tasting Room & Salon This was a wine shop for years, but you turn around for a moment, and it’s another Jackson Family Wines joint. Get out to the winery on Martinelli Lane for one of the North Bay’s great backroads wine drives, but if you’ve only a half hour to spare before dinner, this offers something special: Zinfandel—in Healdsburg! Hartford Court is mainly about the Pinot Noir and the Chardonnay, for sure, but its third varietal is toothsome Zinfandel from the highly praised but not too well known Wood
Road area of Santa Rosa.
331 Healdsburg Ave.

Cellars of Sonoma Taking over the former Murphy-Goode tasting room, this is the northern outpost of the popular wine lounge in Santa Rosa’s Railroad Square. Owner Scott Jordan says he hopes to better showcase the individual vintners here, where the key feature is variety and novelty—like Super Sonoman’s rosé wine fermented in all-new oak. 20 Matheson St.

The Flight Deck Windsor Vineyards once upon a time, now a new, aviation-themed showcase for a bunch of Vintage Wine Estates acquisitions. Including Windsor Vineyards. Again, the draw here is variety: Napa Valley wines from Swanson and Clos Pegase, Chardonnay from Sonoma Coast Vineyards, and B.R. Cohn’s Sonoma Valley Cabernet. 308-B Center St.

C Donatiello Back to Russian River Valley Pinot Noir, from a producer we last saw at the winery now known as VML, in a space we last found Boisset’s Taste of Terroir—but that was six strolls around the sun ago. 320 Center St.

The Hard Way

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I never thought I’d have a strong opinion on garlic. I’m not talking about choosing sides on the pungent bulb’s famous odor and taste—though it is one of the saviors of the piquancy-deficient standard American diet.

Nor do I wade in the controversy over whether garlic is a vegetable or a spice. This is more esoteric than all that: in the all-star allium contest of

Sativum sativum vs. Sativum ophioscorodon, I’m all in for ophioscorodon.

Garlic is a smart little member of the allium family, which includes onions and leeks. The most common type of garlic that you see in stores is Sativum sativum, or softneck garlic, and this has nothing to do with flavor or ease of use. Softneck garlic keeps well and is easier to braid into garlic wreaths, if you’re into that sort of thing or fear vampires. But I haven’t bought that supermarket garlic in years. These days, I walk right past that bland, white-skinned stuff, whether conventionally farmed or organic, and I say, “Boo, boo on that softneck garlic.”

I don’t know when it started, but it might have been during one of those communal collegiate dinner parties, when I got the task of chopping up the garlic. Also called artichoke garlic, the softneck variety contains seemingly endless cloves that get smaller and smaller as they spiral down to the nonexistent core—all of them quite a pain to peel. It’s a special kind of punishment, and now that packaged, peeled garlic is so widely available in stores, why bother? Because there’s much more to garlic.

Hardneck garlic, Sativum ophioscorodon, is like the heirloom tomato of garlic, the free-range chicken of garlic (which might get your cooking juices going—just add Sonoma Coast Chardonnay). Hardneck garlic is the Mac, not the PC. Hardneck garlic has evocative names like Music, Asian Tempest, China Stripe, German Porcelain and Inchelium Red. Hardneck may be spicier, more aromatic, more buttery, or any combination thereof—and it’s easier to peel. But like most things that I like, it’s in short supply.

During a dry spell when I ran out of homegrown garlic, I found great garlic at the Santa Rosa Farmers Market. I can’t recall, but it may well have been at the Bernier Farms stand—few farmstands have garlic that looks so good, and with such variety. At Catelli’s restaurant in Geyserville, chef and owner Domenica Catelli is also a fan of farmer Yael Bernier’s garlic.

“She’s known for growing so many types of garlic,” Catelli says. “Some are easier to peel, or there’s a different type of sweetness or spiciness.” Catelli uses Bernier garlic for seasonal specials but relies on pre-peeled organic garlic grown in the Central Valley by Christopher Ranch for her base sauce, and because the restaurant runs on garlic.

“When somebody comes to the restaurant and wants something without garlic,” says Catelli, “it’s always a bit challenging—the menu shrinks dramatically.”

Based in Dry Creek and Alexander Valley, Bernier Farms also sells “seed garlic” on its website. Instead of planting a tiny seed, the usual way that you get more garlic the next season is to break up a bulb into cloves and, instead of shaving them with a razor to get those extra-thin slices that liquefy in the pan with just a little oil, à la Goodfellas, stick them butt-end-down in the soil, and water them or wait for rain.

Now is the time to do it, according to Cody Rich, assistant sales manager at Harmony Farm Supply & Nursery. Although “fortune favors the bold,” Rich says of the unusually warm Decembers we’ve had lately, which allowed for successful late planting of garlic, it’s best done before the end of November. Harmony offers both softneck and hardneck seed garlic, from $5.89 to $20.49 per pound, but it’s a “chicken and eggs” type of question as to why the more widely available—and thus cheaper—softneck garlic is the more popular buy. Just make sure to cure the garlic in a dark, dry location after digging it up in May or June—and don’t wash it.

My philosophy is to garden for dollars in a different way. Pesto is one of the more expensive sauces at retail, so by planting garlic in the fall, and basil in the spring, if I’m lucky I’ve got most of the ingredients in abundance at exactly the right time. Luckier still when I’ve got a family member who diligently gathers and dries walnuts later in the fall—while most pesto calls for expensive pine nuts, remember, we’re both cheaping out and going local here, and walnuts do the fatty nut trick just fine. As for the olive oil to blend it all together, well, you can plant those, too, but you’ll have to wait a bit longer for trees to mature.

Oct. 22-23 & 29-30: Halloween Medley in Sonoma

A silly and spooky family tradition for 37 years, the Witchie Poo Halloween Extravaganza returns for another fun live show that boasts more than 65 whacky characters and high adventure. This year Witchie Poo and her sidekick, Lemmy, are aboard a luxury pirate cruise, discovering treasure chests and battling evil pirates with the help of Dorothy of Oz and...

Oct. 22-23: Revisit the Beat in Santa Rosa

By the 1970s, artist and poet Sutter Marin was well-known in San Francisco’s Beat scene, cofounding the San Francisco Creative Art Center and collaborating with famed poet ruth weiss (who spells her name in lowercase). Before he died in 1985, Marin’s artistic output flourished with abstract paintings that were equally fantastical and exuberant. This week, Marin’s later works are...

Oct. 25: Tropical Goth in Santa Rosa

From the sunny shores of Florida comes Jacuzzi Boys, an exciting psychedelic surf-rock band. Later this month, the lean and mean band release their latest album, Ping Pong, on Oct. 28. Before they do, the boys come to the North Bay, courtesy punk promoter Shock City, USA, to perform as part of a massive U.S. tour. Joining the Jacuzzi...

Letters to the Editor: October 19, 2016

Say You're Sorry What has happened to you, Eric Koenigshofer? I've known you for over 30 years and have considered you a friend. I respected your zeal and participation in the local political process, even though I haven't always agreed with your positions. You have always seemed to care about Sonoma County and the process of good local governance and...

Crop Report

Cannabis harvest in Sonoma County lags a little behind grape harvest. Some outdoor grows have been harvested, dried and trimmed, and have already hit the market. The impact of the outdoor harvest on the market is already apparent, too, as prices for greenhouse cannabis (the stuff grown year-round) have dropped $400 per pound over the last two months. Last week's...

World of Cinema

Last year, when the Alexander Valley Film Society hosted its first annual film festival, the theme was "Daring and Courage," to reflect the budding society's ambitious goals of enriching the creative community. The film society expands its vision for this year's festival, and this year highlights both Spanish-language and LGBT programming. Friday's opening-night film is The Saver, a nuanced Canadian...

Bad King Donald

How could a bigoted, bloviating, politically clueless real estate mogul/TV star attain traction as a "serious" candidate for president of the United States? My inquiring mind had to know about Trump's businesses, con artistry, showmanship and mental state. I peered into national obsessions with reality TV, winners and losers, lust for fame and fortune. I cringed at a normalizing of...

Abstract Punk

The average age of five-piece punk band Acrylics is 22. Seems young, yet their stunning, sophisticated sound belies their youth. Armed with technically challenging and unpredictable music, the Santa Rosa outfit is changing the game of hardcore in the North Bay. On Oct. 26, Acrylics help host a concert and art showcase at 6th Street Playhouse in Santa Rosa with...

‘Burg Crawl

If you don't like the winetasting scene in Healdsburg now, just wait a few minutes. On a recent stroll around the Healdsburg Plaza, we found that the roster of tasting rooms had turned over once again—if not in minutes, certainly in the last few months. Or the last year, or two—it's hard to keep track in this fast-paced, small-town, wine-tourism...

The Hard Way

I never thought I'd have a strong opinion on garlic. I'm not talking about choosing sides on the pungent bulb's famous odor and taste—though it is one of the saviors of the piquancy-deficient standard American diet. Nor do I wade in the controversy over whether garlic is a vegetable or a spice. This is more esoteric than all that: in...
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