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Mar 21, 2023
Best Cannabis for a Boomer in Disguise
Dad Grass
I recently admitted to myself that I’m a boomer trapped in a millennial’s body.
The evidence has been accumulating...
Mar 21, 2023
Best Place to Have a Semi-secret Orgy
Bodega Dunes Campground, Bodega Bay
It's no secret that sleeping in the sand dunes at Bodega Dunes Campground is an...
Mar 21, 2023
Best Place to Spot a Cryptid
Partrick Road, Napa Valley
Bigfeet live too far north for my pocketbook, and California doesn't even have swamp monsters. So...
Mar 21, 2023
Best Place to Buy Bathroom Tiles to Admire Whilst Inebriated, Incapacitated and Throwing Up
Humanity Home & Cabinetry, Santa Rosa
I’ll begin by saying that this story is about home improvement, but the hero’s...
Mar 21, 2023
Best Place to Settle Your Differences That Isn’t Twitter
Scandia Family Fun Center, Rohnert Park
“You know where we get the game of mini golf, bud?” I ask as...
Mar 21, 2023
Best Place for Losing Your Child(ren)
Windsor Bowling Center
With the boom of hand sanitizer sales since 2020, public pools probably seem less like a great...
Mar 21, 2023
Best Trashy Birthday Celebration
Santa Rosa Creek Cleanup
While people bike, walk and live alongside Santa Rosa’s 100 miles of creeks each...
