Get Lit: Writing an eternal, boozy truth

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I’ve written a few drunk scenes—pretty much any action in my novel Quantum Deadline is preceded by a bout of booze. For that matter, I’ve written while drunk and might have even accidentally written literature once or twice but the combo of these efforts is weak sauce next to the depictions of drinking in literature by my forebears.

Some intoxicating examples are included in this brilliant sampling culled from “A Short History of Drunkenness” in the Guardian. My favorite from this lot is Lord Byron’s:
“Like other parties of the kind, it was first silent, then talky, then argumentative, then disputatious, then unintelligible, then altogethery, then inarticulate, and then drunk.”

First off, why aren’t we using the term “altogethery?” And, second—damn, do I miss the kind of writerly roundtables Byron recounts. I seem to recall that some days at Aram’s Cafe in Petaluma were downright Algonquin but I might be looking back with rosé-tinted glasses in lieu of hindsight.

Regardless, I’ve been daydreaming about ginning up my own private press club to be fueled by booze, banter and bylines. Who’s in?

I admit this is a bit sentimental for my usual temperament. As I’ve written before, I’m more of a lone wolf hip to hang in a lone-wolf pack and vacillate between being the alpha and omega dog. But people can change, right? Especially if there’s alcohol involved. And drinking and literature is almost as good as drinking in literature, which is the logical next step. If anyone can remember anything worth recounting. As Byron summed up the end of one of his epic evenings:

“I carried away much wine, and the wine had previously carried away my memory; so that all was hiccup and happiness for the last hour or so, and I am not impregnated with any of the conversation.”

Cheers to that, mate.

Governor Supports PG&E’s Bankruptcy Exit Plan

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Gov. Gavin Newsom has reportedly signed off on PG&E’s latest plan to exit bankruptcy, over a year after the utility filed for bankruptcy protection.

The news brings PG&E one step closer to exiting bankruptcy protection by June 30, the deadline that the publicly-traded utility needs to meet in order to access a $21 billion state “wildfire fund” established by AB 1054, state legislation signed into law last summer.

Under AB 1054, the utility still needs to gain final approval from the bankruptcy court and the California Public Utilities Commission (CPUC), a state regulatory agency, by June 30 in order to access the funds.

Additionally, under PG&E’s deal with Newsom, the utility will appoint a “chief transition officer” and begin a process to sell the company, Bloomberg reported Friday.

“This is the end of business as usual for PG&E,” Newsom said in a statement Friday. “We secured a totally transformed board and leadership structure for the company, real accountability tools to ensure safety and reliability, and billions more in contributions from shareholders to ensure safety upgrades are achieved.”

The largest remaining hurdle may be winning approval by the CPUC, which has yet to determine whether or not PG&E’s plan meets the guidelines laid out in AB 1054.

Among those guidelines is a requirement that the utility’s plan does not burden ratepayers with additional costs.

“We really want to make sure that … ratepayers aren’t going to be charged more for PG&E getting out of bankruptcy, that there’s not going to be a bail-out of the PG&E bankruptcy,” Mark Toney, executive director of The Utility Reform Network (TURN), told Utility Dive on Tuesday.


Surviving the ‘Shelter-in-Place’ Weekend

Sonoma, Marin and Napa County are all under ‘Shelter-in-Place’ orders due to the Coronavirus pandemic, keeping most of us at home for the first weekend in Spring. Here’s a couple ways to spend the next two days from the comfort of your couch.

Access the Library from Home
All branches of the Sonoma County Library and Marin County Library are closed and programming at Napa County libraries is suspended due to health concerns.

If you can’t go to the library, you can bring the library to you. A quick trip to sonomalibrary.org, marinlibrary.org or countyofnapa.org will guide you to a collection of digital materials and online services that includes eBooks and audiobooks, digital magazines, streaming movies and TV, and online learning services that are all free with your library card.

Don’t have a library card yet? Apply for a card online and start using digital services immediately.

Streaming Movies Online
Now is not the best time to be out and about, though locals can see some of their favorite Sonoma and Napa County spots in several movies, some of which are available to watch online. For wine connoisseurs, two movies in particular are perfect to put on while pouring a glass of Cabernet.

On Netflix, the 2019 comedy Wine Country (pictured), starring “SNL” alums Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph, Rachel Dratch and others, shows off Calistoga in style. On Amazon Prime, the 2008 feel-good true story of Napa Valley’s entry into the world of winemaking, Bottle Shock, features locations in both counties.

For fans of science fiction, action and horror, Marin is on the scene in two particularly great flicks. First, sign up for a free trial of horror movie streaming service Shudder to see John Carpenter’s The Fog, filmed entirely on location in Point Reyes and Inverness. Over on Amazon Prime, the surprisingly heartfelt 2018 Transformers spin-off Bumblebee rolls through locations such as the Marin Headlands.

Podcasts
If podcasts are still foreign to you, now is the perfect time to start listening to one of the millions of free online shows, and three North Bay podcasts demonstrate the breadth of content within the medium.

The Wine Country Women Podcast is an inspiring conversation show in which Michelle Mandro talks to ladies like winemaker Heidi Barrett and Charter Oak Winery proprietor Layla Fanucci.

Web series The Cult Show celebrates classic horror and sci-fi films with filmmaker guests and loads of fun at thecultshow.com.

Award-winning podcast Ear Hustle tells stories from inside San Quentin to reveal the nuanced life inside and the journey for those who must reintegrate to society once they are released.

Clean Your Room
There is much to learn about the novel coronavirus that causes COVID-19, but based on what is currently known, transmission occurs via respiratory droplets and coronavirus may remain on surfaces for hours or even days.

That means it’s time to not only wash your hands with soap, it’s time to start cleaning surfaces you may touch around the house. Don’t forget to use disinfectants on tables, doorknobs, light switches, handles, remote controls, desks, toilets, faucets, sinks and anything that may come in contact with your hands.

For instructions on cleaning products and further preventative measures, visit cdc.gov/coronavirus.

Governor says ‘Stay Home’ except for essential needs

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Late Thursday evening, California Gov. Gavin Newsom issued execute order N-33-20, which mandates that all Californians remain in their homes or places of residence until further notice.

The order precludes most activities apart from those that

Essential services, however, will remain open — these include gas stations, pharmacies, grocery stores, farmers markets, food banks, convenience stores, take-out, and delivery restaurants, banks, and laundromats and laundry services. Essential state and local government functions will likewise remain open.

Read the full Executive Order here (pdf).

“That directive goes into effect this evening,” said Gov. Newsom during a livestream via Twitter, which can be seen here:

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“If we meet this moment, we can truly bend the curve,” said Newsom. “We don’t see this through the lens of rural or urban. We certainly don’t see it through the lens of Republican and Democrat. I think we’re all human beings deeply capable of loving one another meeting this moment and beginning to love ourselves enough to recognize it’s our individual decisions that are going to determine our capacity moving forward.”

Among the themes the governor reiterated is the need for social distancing.

“You can still take your kids outside practicing common sense and social distancing. You can still walk your dog. You can’t still pick up that food at one of our distribution centers at restaurants and at drive-thrus,” he said. “Social pressure is leading to social distancing,” he added during a Q&A with reporters.

For more information, go to covid19ca.gov.

Failed Goldilocks

It’s fair to describe Hillary as a warts-and-all portrait. The four-part documentary shuttles between the 2016 presidential campaign and Hillary Rodham Clinton’s life. The title montage of photos shows her aging from child to grandmother, set to a rave-up by the Interrupters.

Hillary as punk rock? It’s a hell of a story, how the daughter of a maid who left home at 14 became one of the world’s most powerful women and endured a 2016 presidential campaign that seemed impossible to lose. The consequences of that loss are perhaps obvious to a nation now housebound and hoarding toilet paper.

Hillary’s life exemplifies the Goldilocks test: you’re always either too this or too that. Every episode begins with her being dolled up for the camera—she once calculated she spent 26 days in the cosmetician’s chair during her campaign.

Her life proves you can graduate from Yale law school and still be asked by an Arkansas judge to do a twirl in the courtroom. You can be secretary of state for four years and still have a male passerby tell you to smile more. During her failed 2008 run, men heckled her with signs that read, “Iron My Shirt.”

Facebook seethed over a passage where Hillary described Bernie Sanders as a man nobody likes: “Honestly, Bernie drove me crazy.” Perhaps director Nanette Burnstein was a little too won-over by HRC to acknowledge the public good Sanders did by holding Hillary’s centrist feet to the fire. At the end, the failed candidate lists the should’ve-beens, the reason for her 2016 loss: “Maybe I should have talked more about the economy.” You think?

But again, who knows the key to her defeat. Was it anything more complicated than the factors that dogged her forever, the problem of her being too sweet or too shrill, as well as emails and Benghazi skullduggery?

Of the covertly-gathered clips here, maybe the best is Obama warning her by phone that she had to succeed in 2016 or we’d have “a fascist in the White House.” This is intensely watchable work. It’s an invaluable study not just of a pioneering political career, but of the mistakes that were made and may be made again.

‘Hillary’ is streaming on Hulu now.

Interesting Times

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May you live in interesting times” is an English expression which purports to be a translation of a traditional Chinese curse. While seemingly a blessing, the expression is normally used ironically; life is better in “uninteresting times” of peace and tranquility than in “interesting” ones, which are usually times of trouble.

The Chinese word for “crisis” is frequently invoked in Western motivational speaking as being composed of two Chinese characters signifying “danger” and “opportunity” respectively.

It is a foregone conclusion that we in America live in interesting times, with events that contain both danger and opportunity, and have been for much of the 20th century, and into the first two decades of the new millennium.

Wars, fires, floods and now various plagues, worldwide, are seemingly the order of the day—nothing new here. To want situations to be other than they are—to make sense of what appears to be the “reality”—is wishful thinking. Yet, we are all human beings, with the need (perhaps fantasy) that we can actually control our environment, no less our thoughts and behaviors. It is wired into us, it is our survival instinct. If it has not yet become apparent throughout history that all civilizations have been the “victims” of these occurrences, then perhaps now a lesson can be learned.

But to focus only on the crises these events fostered, rather than to see the opportunities that developed as a result of them, would be a mistake. Simply stated: no wars, no peace treaties; no floods, no dikes; no illnesses, no cures; no poverty, no social and economic reforms; etc., etc. …

We will get through this. But it will take its toll, no doubt, in peoples’ lives in countless ways. There will be blame enough to be shared by all looking back, and presently. The question is not whether we will live in interesting times in the future—we will! The answer will be that we see this event and future events not as crises, but as opportunities!

E.G. Singer lives in Santa Rosa. We welcome your contribution.
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Coastal’ Error

I was reading the Feb. 12 issue with the article “Going Coastal” and I wanted to bring to your attention some errors in your reporting.

The article references and erroneously credits Mark Malicki as the chef of the menu on Monday night, when in fact the chef on Mondays is Holly Carter, and has been for many years. She posted the same menu that you referenced on her Instagram page that very day.

Mark, while a really great guy and a wonderful chef, is not the head chef as a typical restaurant would have. He creates the nightly dinners on weekends only. The Casino hires out different chefs on a contractual basis; it is not technically a restaurant.

Thank you for highlighting our wonderful and vibrant local culinary scene, but please check your sources and give credit where credit is due!

Follow @theHollyAndTaliShow on Instagram for Monday–Thursday dinners.

Santa Rosa

To Your Health

School closings, sports event cancellations, food hoarding … . We live in a new, coronavirus-induced world. Yet some personal health facts remain unchanged.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) offer good advice for preventing community spread and personal infection: apply social distancing, sanitize surfaces, wash your hands, don’t touch your face. But, there’s more …

Does anyone wonder why uncounted numbers of infected people develop no symptoms and only 20 percent of symptomatic people require hospitalization? It’s because they have an effective immune system able to fight off the virus. But the CDC does not talk about that, perhaps for fear of offending powerful animal food industries.

Fortunately, good advice on boosting our immune system is readily available on the internet from trusted sources like WebMD and Healthline. And the advice is always the same.

Increase consumption of fruits and vegetables, including citrus fruits and leafy greens. Refrain from dairy, other fatty animal products and sugar-laden foods. Maintain daily exercise of 30–60 minutes. Minimize your stress level and get adequate sleep.

Did I mention that this advice works great for all other nasty bugs as well?

Santa Rosa

Sports Talk

I read with amusement Mr. (Barry) Bonds’ lament about not getting into the Hall of Fame.

I grew up in the City and saw Barry Bonds’ father Bobby play. Bobby Bonds had class and never cheated in baseball. Barry has a long way to go before he approaches the status of his father. Keep him out of the Hall.

Santa Rosa

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Drain the Pain

Bear with me, Dear Reader, while I tell my CBD story. I was in pain and found it uncomfortable to sit, stand or just move. Usually, when severe pain strikes, I pop pills and apply ice and heat. But a package from Jessica Bernardo at Canna Bath Co. (cannabathco.com) arrived in the mail. I knew it contained the CBD patches for pain that I’ve come to think of as cannabis Band-Aids. I opened the package, removed the backing on a patch and applied the sticky side down on ground zero of my pain.

Slowly, I felt the CBD working, along with the Lidocaine and the menthol that the patches contain. For extra relief, I ate a 10-milligram THC gummy and felt my stress drop, but then—before I should have—I went back to my computer.

The pain came back, though not as badly as before. I went for a walk, took a hot bath, massaged my back as best I could and applied another CBD patch. The second time it kicked in faster than the first time. Then I called Bernardo in Oakland and told her that her product was working for me, which made both of us happy.

“If you want to know about me,” Bernardo said, “I’m 34 and have therapy in my blood. I have grown marijuana, been in the THC market but switched to CBD because it’s bigger and less hassle. CBD has helped greatly with my menstrual pain. My topicals are available in small retail shops around the country. Before long, I hope to be in Target and Whole Foods.

“I also manufacture oils, lotions and creams. I want people to be out of pain without using harmful pharmaceuticals and opioids.”

I’ve been writing about cannabis for the Bohemian for so long I can’t remember when I started, though I do know I’ve never actually recommended a single marijuana product. But as a savvy patient who doctors himself as much as possible, I’m confident recommending Canna Bath’s pain patches. The patient absorbs the CBD through the skin, not the digestive or the pulmonary system. The bottom line is: don’t tolerate pain unless you’re a masochist and want it. “No pain, no gain” is bull.

Jonah Raskin is the author of “Dark Day, Dark Night: A Marijuana Murder Mystery.”

Going Dark

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Running a theater company anywhere is never easy—but running one in the North Bay has been even more challenging than usual for the past few years. Many companies rely on the ticket sales from one show to finance the next one, so the loss of even a single performance can have significant consequences on a company’s continued survival.

In 2017, the Nuns, Tubbs and Pocket fires led to the early closure or cancellation of most local theatrical productions. Some shows opened and closed the same weekend. One lingering impact of those events has been a reduction in season subscription sales and renewals.

In 2019, the Kincade fire and PG&E Public Safety Power Shutoffs brought the lights down again on almost every North Bay show running at the time. Two shows did not reopen.

This year local companies have struggled with the effect of California Assembly Bill 5 (AB-5) on their organizations. Confusion and concern over the “Gig-Economy Bill”, whose original targets were entities like Uber and Lyft, has already resulted in several Bay Area theater companies cancelling shows or shutting down completely.

And now, as we enter into the uncharted territory that is COVID-19, the curtain has fallen one more time on local live theater, albeit for completely understandable reasons. You’ll forgive the theater community for feeling a bit Book of Job-ish.

Once again companies have shortened runs, postponed openings and outright canceled a few productions. Theater artists, who live for the audience, are struggling to come to grips with the reality that the state is prohibiting or discouraging the very nature of the experience they offer—the gathering of community and the sharing of art— as it could be detrimental to the well-being of their community.

The arts are a vital part of this community and your North Bay friends and neighbors in the arts could really use your support right now. If you have a ticket to a show that’s been canceled, consider not asking for a refund and just donate the cost of the ticket back to the theater. If, after they’ve lifted the restrictions on public gatherings, you have a ticket to a show that reopens, please attend.

While it’s understandable that under the current circumstances attending theater may be the furthest thing from your mind, once things return to some semblance of normalcy it would be great if you grabbed someone and said, “Hey, let’s go see a show.” There are hundreds of people who will thank you.

Local Cities Consider Eviction Protections

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As activists across the state continue to call for a temporary moratorium on evictions caused by lost wages due to the coronavirus pandemic, elected officials in Sonoma County are beginning to tackle the problem.

In the North Bay, an as-yet-unknown number of workers have lost wages or their jobs. But the question of whether rent payments will be paused temporarily has been the subject of a game of political hot potato between local governments and the state over the past week.

In two separate statements at public events earlier this week, Susan Gorin, the chair of the Sonoma County Board of Supervisors, indicated she was waiting for the state to take action on the issue.

“We’re looking for guidance from the state level on many of these issues,” Gorin said at a Tuesday virtual town hall on KRCB, when asked whether the county would follow other local governments in passing a temporary ban on evictions.

But, in an Executive Order signed on Monday, Gov. Gavin Newsom essentially handed the issue back to local governments to deal with.

Newsom’s Executive Order “authorizes” cities to pass their own eviction bans and removes some potential legal barriers to them doing so. Importantly, Newsom’s order does not, in itself, give renters any additional protections.

That leaves local governments to write their own regulations.

On Wednesday, Santa Rosa Mayor Tom Schwedhelm and Petaluma Mayor Teresa Barrett, the mayors of the county’s two largest cities, both told the Bohemian that they are considering the issue. Gorin did not immediately return a request for comment on Thursday.

“We are working toward an eviction protection action—most likely an ordinance—with others,” Barrett said, of Petaluma’s efforts. “I believe support for this kind of support is wide and deep throughout our community, this county and our entire state. I hope that is so nationwide.”

Meanwhile, in a Tuesday, March 17 letter to local elected officials throughout Sonoma, Napa, Mendocino and Lake counties, Carol Lexa, the president of the North Bay Association of Realtors, highlighted the concerns of landlords.

“Please find ways to help owners avoid foreclosure and renters to pay rent,” the letter to elected officials states, in part. “As calls for eviction bans proliferate, we implore you to consider the chain reaction results when rent goes unpaid.”

“We call upon local governments to only impose bans on evictions if accompanied by assistance for mortgage/foreclosure relief. It also should be clear that moratoriums are only temporary delays on payments,” the letter continues.

NBAR’s letter does not directly state that the group’s members will not attempt to evict tenants, but does say that “no one should have to worry about keeping a roof over their head during this time.”

After reading the letter, Ronit Rubinoff, executive director of Legal Aid of Sonoma County, a nonprofit which offers legal assistance to Sonoma County residents, pushed back on NBAR’s comparison of the challenges faced by landlords and their tenants.

“We certainly fully support measures to provide mortgage and foreclosure assistance, along with any measures to provide rental assistance,” Rubinoff said. “However, the playing field is not equal between tenants and apartment owners. Low-wage workers who suddenly lose their jobs are much more vulnerable than corporations that own multiple properties, for example.”

Rubinoff suggested that possible eviction moratoriums could differentiate between landlords who own one or two properties and companies that own a large number of rental properties.

“Most tenants do not rent from ‘mom and pops,’” Rubinoff said.

NBAR did not immediately respond to a request for comment on Thursday.

Legal Limbo

While elected officials work on policy solutions, Sonoma County renters may find a small amount of comfort in the fact that the standard legal process for evictions is, in effect, temporarily on hold.

On Monday, March 16, the Sonoma County Superior Court announced its decision to halt most trials and proceedings for the next 60 days.

According to a statement announcing the closure, the court will continue to process a few types of legal filings, but not the core filings in eviction proceedings.

As a result, eviction proceedings—and many other cases—are “in stasis” for the time being, Rubinoff says.

In normal times, if an eviction case is decided in the favor of a landlord, the court ultimately dispatches the Sonoma County Sheriff’s Office to enforce the order. Currently, that won’t happen either.

On Tuesday evening, a representative of the Sonoma County Sheriff’s Office told the Press Democrat that the agency will not enforce evictions for at least the next three weeks, while the county’s shelter-in-place order is in effect.

Still, that doesn’t solve all of the problems for Sonoma County tenants with lost wages and mounting bills. Without local guidance, the court could develop a massive backlog of eviction cases that will go into effect once the court opens again, Rubinoff says.

Additionally, if local governments do pass eviction protections which delay payment until the end of the crisis, tenants could be left paying multiple months of rent once life returns to normal. Without meaningful direct aid payments from the state or federal governments, that could leave thousands of tenants in a significant amount of debt, potentially unable to pay their rent and in threat of eviction once again.

It’s just one of the many problems that local lawmakers are scrambling to deal with in the early days of the coronavirus pandemic.

“Without financial aid from the feds and the state, I don’t know how the cities and county will survive,” Barrett, Petaluma’s mayor, said in an email Wednesday. “It makes me grateful that [former California Governor] Jerry Brown insisted on saving those surpluses for a rainy day. It looks like it’s going to pour.”

Get Lit: Writing an eternal, boozy truth

I’ve written a few drunk scenes—pretty much any action in my novel Quantum Deadline is preceded by a bout of booze. For that matter, I’ve written while drunk and might have even accidentally written literature once or twice but the combo of these efforts is weak sauce next to the depictions of drinking in literature by my forebears. Some...

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Late Thursday evening, California Gov. Gavin Newsom issued execute order N-33-20, which mandates that all Californians remain in their homes or places of residence until further notice. The order precludes most activities apart from those that Essential services, however, will remain open — these include gas stations, pharmacies, grocery stores, farmers markets, food banks, convenience stores, take-out, and delivery restaurants,...

Failed Goldilocks

It's fair to describe Hillary as a warts-and-all portrait. The four-part documentary shuttles between the 2016 presidential campaign and Hillary Rodham Clinton's life. The title montage of photos shows her aging from child to grandmother, set to a rave-up by the Interrupters. Hillary as punk rock? It's a hell of a story, how the daughter...

Interesting Times

May you live in interesting times" is an English expression which purports to be a translation of a traditional Chinese curse. While seemingly a blessing, the expression is normally used ironically; life is better in "uninteresting times" of peace and tranquility than in "interesting" ones, which are usually times of trouble. The Chinese word for "crisis" is frequently invoked in...

Coastal’ Error

I was reading the Feb. 12 issue with the article "Going Coastal" and I wanted to bring to your attention some errors in your reporting. The article references and erroneously credits Mark Malicki as the chef of the menu on Monday night, when in fact the chef on Mondays is Holly Carter, and has been for many years. She posted...

Drain the Pain

Bear with me, Dear Reader, while I tell my CBD story. I was in pain and found it uncomfortable to sit, stand or just move. Usually, when severe pain strikes, I pop pills and apply ice and heat. But a package from Jessica Bernardo at Canna Bath Co. (cannabathco.com) arrived in the mail. I knew it...

Going Dark

Running a theater company anywhere is never easy—but running one in the North Bay has been even more challenging than usual for the past few years. Many companies rely on the ticket sales from one show to finance the next one, so the loss of even a single performance can have significant consequences on a company's...

Local Cities Consider Eviction Protections

As activists across the state continue to call for a temporary moratorium on evictions caused by lost wages due to the coronavirus pandemic, elected officials in Sonoma County are beginning to tackle the...
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