Talking Pictures

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Line of Thinking


Presidential pardon: John Travolta and Emma Thompson star in Primary Colors.

Political satirist Paul Krassner gets primary with ‘Colors’

By David Templeton

In his ongoing quest for the ultimate post-film conversation, David Templeton calls up infamous political satirist and publisher Paul Krassner to gauge his reaction to the much-hyped film version of Joe Klein’s insider novel Primary Colors.

LAST WEEK IN VENICE, Calif., renowned comedian/ publisher/prankster/counterculture hero Paul Krassner was in a playful, spontaneous, court-jester kind of mood. He’d just seen –the much-hyped political satire about a Clinton-like governor (John Travolta) running a rough-and-tumble race for the presidency. Upon leaving the theater, he was inspired to see a long line of filmgoers waiting to see the movie.

“So I just went along this enormous line,” he happily explains, “telling everyone, ‘He gets elected. He gets elected. He gets elected.’ It was my takeoff on those famous protests that Act Up! led against that film Basic Instinct–remember? They did the same thing; they wandered up and down explaining the surprise twist at the end of the movie.”

After a short burst of laughter, Krassner adds, “Though it’s not like I really ruined anything for anyone. Everyone knows the film is based on Clinton. And everyone knows Clinton got elected!”

Since 1958, when Krassner first began publishing the legendary satire magazine The Realist, he has been gleefully working the line of the American consciousness, irreverently daring to point out the truth as he sees it, in spite of the consequences. Unapologetically progressive, Krassner holds the happy distinction of once being labeled “a raving, unconfined nut” by the literary critics at the FBI. As he prepares to discontinue The Realist at the end of the century, he’s been busy writing and performing. His most recent book, The Winner of the Slow Bicycle Race: The Satirical Writings of Paul Krassner (Seven Stories Press, 1997), is classic Krassner: sharp, funny, and outrageous. He’s just finished a non-fiction book, The Trial of Peter McWilliams, and continues to record his infamous spoken-word comedy albums such as Brain Damage Control (Mercury Records).

AS ONE SATIRIST judging the work of another–in this case, Washington columnist Joe Klein, the formerly anonymous author of Primary Colors–Krassner enjoyed the movie’s fable of a donut-chomping, hormone-driven presidential candidate willing to give up all his ideals in order to win his way to the White House. On the other hand, he suggests that the recent events in the real Washington are actually a whole lot funnier than anything in the film.

“Reality keeps nipping at the heels of satire, and in this case overtook it, I think,” Krassner says. “To me it’s anticlimactic to what’s going on in real life, which is just incredibly entertaining. It’s better than any soap opera.”

“There are those,” I remark, “who wish we’d all stop wasting so much time on the president’s sex life and turn our attention to serious matters, like the expansion of U.S. military actions.”

“Face it, we can identify with the sex stuff better,” he replies. “The public can’t identify with the incredible slaughter that’s going on in Uganda, for example. It’s just beyond our ken to think of drafting little kids into the army and killing them if they won’t cooperate. But this–this they can identify with because it’s just simple horniness.

“I just wrote, for The Realist, a sneak preview of Monica Lewinsky’s memoir,” he continues. “And of course this is an extension of my own explanation of why Clinton’s popularity remains so high–I have her write, ‘Remember when Jimmy Carter said, “I have lust in my heart,” and he won? He got the adultery vote. But Carter only had lust in his heart while Clinton is a full-fledged activist.’

“But it’s true of power,” Krassner adds. “You can be a rock star or whatever–every camp has its followers, and there are always groupies. People in power expect to get laid. It’s one of the perks.”

“As far as the film goes,” I wonder, “aren’t we putting unnecessary emphasis on the sexual aspects of the story? At the core, the main question of the film is, How can we know that a person who steps on people on the way to the presidency is necessarily going to be a bad president?”

“Yeah, that’s the basic question, isn’t it?” Krassner answers. “Nobody’s all good or all bad. We’re the only species that rationalizes. So politicians can rationalize what it takes to get into office, in order to do good things once they get there. That’s always been the case.

“I go back to the Indian guru Sri Ramakrishna, who, when one of his disciples asked, ‘Why is there evil in the world?’ said, ‘To thicken the plot.’ It’s part of the human drama that there are these imperfectionist streaks in us. And, you know, the desire to become the leader of the Western world can be a pretty strong motivation to rationalize minor infractions of ethics.”

Krassner pauses a moment, then says, “The movie did give you a flavor of that conflict, I think. You saw that people are this weird mixture of idealism and pragmatism. That the John Travolta character–and Clinton in real life–have a real desire to do good, but that they are willing to sacrifice a little of that in order to gain the power to do good.

“And that the truest idealists often end up bitterly disappointed,” he adds.

As for the national pastime that is the current White House sex scandal, Krassner feels it is reflective of our evolution as a nation.

“I think that this is all a kind of national coming of age,” he observes with a laugh. “America is a sort of adolescent country, still. Complete with an obsession on locker-room humor. I guess the theory is that we’ll someday grow out of it.”

From the April 2-8, 1998 issue of the Sonoma County Independent.

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Artrain

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Horse Power

Michael Amsler


Smithsonian’s Artrain rolls to Healdsburg

By Gretchen Giles

TO REACH Elizabeth Candelario, it is necessary to clamber up an old redwood beam, balance on an ancient railroad tie, and make a final scramble onto the none-too-clean floor of the building in which she is standing. Candelario, the executive director of the Healdsburg Arts Council and the spry mother of two young children, has easily leaped from beams into this abandoned railroad depot. The reporter, woozy with flu, has less luck. So do the bats that have fallen from the rafters when the sliding doors were opened and are now flailing on the depot’s filthy floorboards.

But in less than one month, this old building in Healdsburg will present quite a different visage. The depot, which has been unused for some 20 years, will be yanked up, the rotten redwood foundation replaced, ramps erected, exit signs installed, and a train once again make this more than 100-year-old structure a stop. However, this won’t be one of the lumber, freight, or refrigerator cars that twice daily passes through Healdsburg. The cargo in this three-car train is far more precious, containing works by Alexander Calder, Willem de Kooning, Larry Rivers, Georgia O’Keeffe, Wayne Thiebaud, and other noted artists of the 20th century.

Known as Artrain, this chug-a-lug has been traversing the country since 1971 under the auspices of the Smithsonian Institution, bringing museum-quality art to areas that are situated far from museum-quality museums. Having hosted 13 exhibitions in its cars since its inception, Artrain currently carries an “Art in Celebration!” exhibit of work that represents American life since 1972.

Artrain literature boasts that the arrival of this iron horse often causes communities to form arts councils, plan celebrations, and steep their children in artistic techniques and history. Artrain literature must have been talking about Healdsburg.

Although this town’s arts council has been extant for several years, the arrival of the Artrain (at the bequest of council founder Jane St. Claire, who read about it in Smithsonian magazine and with her usual energy convinced Artrain schedulers to plan their entire western itinerary around Healdsburg) has spurred the council to develop its own center for exhibitions and classes. Once it can shoo away the bats.

“I think that the most important part of this whole project is that the community gets to recapture a historically significant building,” says Candelario, squatting next to the last existing depot bench. “The fact that this is in disrepair has an impact on the neighborhood. And it’s a wonderful metaphor, because it literally straddles the tracks. I sit here and watch the kids coming home from high school, and all of the Mexican kids are walking and all of the white kids are driving by in their cars. This is the spot where we hope to put them in the same room.”

Set to arrive on Wednesday, April 29, Artrain will be open to the public Saturday and Sunday, May 2-3, after two days of school programming. In fact, each and every schoolchild from kindergarten to sixth grade–home- and private-schooled included–has had a chance to benefit from an artist-in-the-classroom experience to prepare for the train’s arrival.

Planned as the keystone event in a weekend that celebrates the fifth annual Art on the Move visual exhibition (Sunday, May 3), Artrain’s arrival signals the beginning of a new era for the north county. Healdsburg’s efforts to recapture the train depot will result in a permanent cultural center and train museum, and the event has literally galvanized community effort.

“There are 23 committees,” explains Candelario, whose wine consultancy business is on hold while she feverishly prepares for the depot’s reopening. “Over 200 people in the community are involved in one way or another in this. When I was working with the artists for Artrain in the Schools, they kept reminding me, ‘Don’t focus on the product; focus on the process’–and that to me is the beauty of this whole thing. The process of the community coming together. Not just for this one week, but for the cultural center.”

And just exactly when does Candelario–who is helping to coordinate the release of Welcome Iron Steed, a historical book on trains in Healdsburg by author John van der Zee, and has planned for an international dance, a bluegrass band, a youth cafe, an opening ceremony, the artists in the school program, and the overhaul of the building–plan to sleep?

“After it’s over,” she grins, hugging her knees. “It’s just so much fun. I don’t need to sleep right now, this revs me up so much.”

Moveable Feast

IN HONOR OF ARTRAIN’S arrival, and in conjunction with the Art on the Move exhibit, Healdsburg is going culture-crazy. Here’s what you can do about it:

Tuesday, April 28: The Train, a film about the efforts of the French Resistance to export works of art out of the country by rail, is shown at the Raven Theater, 115 North St. Tickets to any other priced event give free admission to this $2.50 showing.

Wednesday, April 29: Opening-night festivities at Harmon Street Depot. Local performing groups. 6:30 to 8 p.m. Free.

Thursday, April 30: Camp Rose Players perform Josefa and Captain Fitch. 8 p.m. at Harmon Street Depot.

Friday, May 1: Youth Cafe at Harmon Street Depot. Multimedia cafe for teens to discuss and plan how the center can be viable and exciting to them. 7 to 11 p.m. Free. String Creek Band performs at Bear Republic Brewing Co., 345 Healdsburg Ave. 8 p.m. Free. 433-2337.

Saturday, May 2: Evening of International Dance at Raven Theater, 115 North St. 8 p.m.

Saturday-Sunday, May 2-3: Artrain open to public at Harmon Street Depot, from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. Free.

Sunday, May 3: Art on the Move exhibit of visual arts in four separate locations. Shuttle service, food, wine, and beer. Noon to 5 p.m. $10.

The Harmon Street Depot is on Harmon near the Memorial Bridge. For ticket information or details on any event, call 707-433-3064.

From the April 2-8, 1998 issue of the Sonoma County Independent.

© Metro Publishing Inc.

R&R

Easy Does It


Michael Amsler

Wood, I could: Packed in hot wood chips and enzymes, Lisa Santos discovers that bark is better than bytes. After a week at the computer, Santos relaxes at the Osmosis spa, in Freestone, picked by you as the best local getaway.

‘Best of’ local recreation–
playing hard couldn’t be any simpler

SIX A.M.: Get groggily out of bed, pull on filthy comfortable clothes, and begin a walking slog that encompasses three miles of pastures, rolling country lanes, flower gardens, at least one dead skunk, a poultry farm, two baby black goats pulling on their mothers, and the delicate pink of the eastern sky. Ten-thirty a.m.: Drive the Stony Point backroad through Sebastopol, past junk sculpture, the brotheled elegance of the Washoe House, past orchards, and into Forestville, turning toward the river. Stop at Speer’s Market for treats and cheeses and wine. Noon: Arrive at Armstrong Woods. It’s Mother’s Day and hot and packed as hell and dust rises from the car lot as from a cloak in Miss Havisham’s closet and settles over the hundreds of hikers and picnickers enjoying the shafting light that tricks its way through the tall redwoods. Find a table, spread out the food, and sip expensive-tasting inexpensive local wine from paper cups. The women in the large Hispanic family gathered around three tables nearby set out food and talk while the men play guitars and sing. One-thirty p.m.: Hike upward slowly, point out mushrooms and butterflies. Two p.m.: Go to the Russian River, strip down to a suit, and swim once the shriek of the cold wears off. Lie on the warm stones and dry. Four p.m.: Drive home through more woods, pastures, and fields. Midnight: Before sleep, consider the lovely simplicity of such a day spent in such a place.




Best Slice of Heaven on the Cheap

You got your heat. You got your beer. You got your dogs. You got your ball. You got yourself a little slice of heaven on the cheap, right there under the summer sun at the Rohnert Park Stadium–home of the Sonoma County Crushers. Fans who felt slighted by the baseball strike a few years back know that the spirit of the game is alive and well at this hum-baby haven. On the field, the play is fast-paced and exciting. Kids love it. Grownups love it. And the Crushers–one of eight professional teams in the Western Baseball League, stretching from Mission Viejo, Calif., to Grace Harbor, Wash.–are coming off their best year yet. The team, now in its fourth season, finished in first place in 1997 under the gentle guidance of manager Dick Dietz, one of the best catchers the San Francisco Giants ever had. And there’s lots of local flavor gracing this relaxed outdoor experience. Of course, the outfield also hosts the campy 20-foot-tall Korbel champagne bottle that pops its cork every time a Crusher bangs a home run. No wonder the late, great newspaperman Herb Caen likened the stadium to “shades of Bull Durham.” The Sonoma County Crushers open at home May 29 at 7 p.m. with fireworks and the whole bit. Rohnert Park Stadium, 5900 Labath Ave. (two blocks west of the Rohnert Park Expressway; just look for the 100-foot-tall light towers). Tickets are $3-$10. For ticket info and game schedules, call 588-8300.
G.C.


Best Place to Just Coast

Getting away from it all needn’t mean a long trip. Beyond the physical barrier of Highway 1’s hairpin switchbacks north of Jenner, the near north coast seems a world apart. And where better to savor it than the Fort Ross Lodge, an unpretentious hostelry perched on the headlands two miles north of its historic namesake. Each of the 24 rooms comes with its own mini-fridge, VCR, microwave, and barbecue kettle (charcoal included). Many have individual hot tubs (a central Jacuzzi and sauna is open to all guests), but none have phones. Pack groceries (or stock up at the small store across the road), walking shoes, a good book, a favorite movie, or other diversions, and settle in. Who knew nirvana was so close at hand? Fort Ross Lodge, 20705 Hwy. 1, Jenner; 847-3333.
B.R.


Best Way to Turn Your Crank

Serious bicyclists barely hesitate when asked to choose the best local bike ride. Pedal from your front door past Monte Rio (getting there will be half the fun), take Austin Creek to Cazadero, roll down King’s Ridge Road to Hauser Bridge, pound up Seaview Road and fly along Meyers Grade to Highway 1 north of Jenner. Return through Duncans Mills. The 95-mile loop offers panoramic views, 50-mph descents, and long, sustained climbs. “You are rewarded for every foot of elevation with super descents and vistas,” philosophizes one experienced cyclist, who compares the bright-blue ocean vistas and verdant landscapes to northeastern France. This tremendous ride requires respectable fitness and the psychological ability to share narrow roads with speeding cars.
D.B.


Best Place to Buy Tie-Dyed Undies

Looking for a pleasant way to fritter away an afternoon? Try the Gravenstein Apple Fair, the sweetest little harvest festival around. It’s fresh air and newfound friends. Cabaret denizen Tom Waits strolling under the oaks with his family. Exotic birds and swampy Cajun music best experienced while teetering atop a bale of fresh hay. Honey sticks and apiary exhibits. A sinewy blacksmith (once a college professor) demonstrating his gritty craft amid a cloud of soot. The mesmerizing whir of vintage farm machinery–who would have thought an oily 10-horsepower water pump could be so much fun? And, of course, the hottest apple fritters and coldest homemade vanilla ice cream this side of your fondest dreams. The Gravenstein Apple Fair is held in mid-August at Ragle Ranch Park in Sebastopol. Admission is $1-$5; children under 5 are free. 571-8288.
G.C.


Best Use of Warehouse Space

Like the oversized practice garage for some punk-rock band, the indoor-soccer complex called Sports City blends into the urban landscape as a nondescript, windowless, steel building the size of an airplane hanger. But inside the plain Piner Road warehouse, there’s no surly band of angst-ridden musicians, just a powwow of soccer tribes. On Sunday morning, literally hundreds of soccer players in bright colors run their asses off in a fast-paced, wall-banging version of the world’s most popular game, complete with penalty boxes for rough play. Sports City attracts dozens of soccer teams that book the joint solid. From the old, stiff, and decrepit to the young, swift, and powerful, men and women and boys and girls of all ages gather for an all-weather soccer fix at this veritable Church of the Spotted Ball. Sports City, 921 Piner Road, Santa Rosa; 526-1320.
D.B.


Best Place to Rise Above It All

Climb the rickety wooden steps of the two-tiered observation platform at the overlook above Lake Sonoma and drink in the panoramic views from on high. Who needs the Italian Riviera? From your vantage point, 1,000 feet above the elevation of the lake, you can see Dry Creek Valley, a patchwork of vineyards, and the Mayacamas range. If it’s clear, the small plumes of steam rising from The Geysers may be visible in the distance. The picture is serene. The spell of stillness and silence is broken only by the cry of a redtail hawk and the occasional whine of a jet ski skimming the waterway below. Eleven miles northwest of Healdsburg at 3333 Skaggs Spring Road; 433-9483.
P.H.


Best Place to Fling a Nocturnal Thing

The main parking lot at Santa Rosa Junior College, adjacent to Santa Rosa High School, serves admirably as a late-night, after-hours Frisbee park. The lights are free, the course is creative, and the cars are gone. Select an oak tree or lamppost in the distance, call “par”–about three or four throws–and let the disc fly. You can’t hurt anything: not the oak tree, the parking lot island, or the ticket dispenser. Make up your own games. Or try this one: In the lot directly adjacent to the high school, stand on the west traffic island and golf around the east island before returning to hit the lamppost where you started. For this game, par four is good. Three is excellent. Hit par two, sign a professional contract, and come back in the daytime. The campus cops don’t seem to mind. But don’t break the law, just focus on fun and enjoy their patience–and their protection. Santa Rosa Junior College, 1501 Mendocino Ave.
D.B.


Best Reason to Twitch Your Hips

So you’ve always wanted to gyrate in a grass skirt, clatter castanets, or learn the intricacies of exotic Kathak dancing with bells on your ankles, no less. Look no further than the charmingly run-down Lincoln Arts Center in Santa Rosa. The International Dance Theater and School holds weekly Hawaiian hula, Spanish flamenco, and Indian Kathak classes for adults and children. Beginners and beyond are all welcome; even dancers of the two-left-feet variety will discover reasons to pound and twirl. In such a friendly, supportive environment, can it be such a big (and exceptionally well-choreographed leap) from studio to stardom? International Dance Theater and School, 709 Davis St., Santa Rosa; 544-0909.
P.H.


Best Place to Scratch the Sky

An easily missed road winds steeply out the back of Armstrong Woods State Reserve and catapults the unsuspecting adventurer to an expansive forest view that is free of human artifacts. It’s an eyeful of wooded mountains. Rolling hills and coastal bluffs make a person feel remarkably alive and blessed to live in Sonoma County. It’s a perspective that’s difficult to find, a succinct answer to that nebulous, questioning, hemmed-in feeling that so often haunts life. Take Armstrong Woods Road from downtown Guerneville. Don’t leave this one just for tourists.
D.B.


Best Local Lunar Landscape

Sure, the official explanation sounds plausible. I mean, it’s possible that wind and water and small bits of rock and seashells could have combined to transform the red-orange sandstone cliffs along the coast at the county’s northernmost state park into a decidedly alien sort of exterior decor. Ribbed and pocked with rounded holes and depressions, the gritty rock walls are quite unlike any other geologic feature within hundreds of miles. So what do you think the strange formations really mean? The truth is out there. Salt Point State Park, 25050 Hwy. 1, Jenner; 847-3221.
B.R.


Best Comeback Kids

Where once there were merely dozens, now perhaps hundreds of river otters are making the Russian River and its watershed their home. Reportedly, these shy, frisky mammals have built nests on Cassini Ranch near Duncans Mills, and several otter families have been spotted near Jenner–hey, otters just wanna have fun. The aquatic whiskered members of the weasel family are known to build muddy slides on riverbanks, where they spend hours sliding and splashing. Though not endangered, river otters are considered a “species of concern.” And several recent unconfirmed sightings of their endangered seafaring cousins, sea otters–which were wiped out locally more than 150 years ago by opportunistic Russian pelt hunters–have raised hopes that leisurely otter watching will be all the more fun this summer.
S.P.


From the March 26-April 1, 1998 issue of the Sonoma County Independent.

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Best of Sonoma County ’98

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David Licht

Our Favorite Things

WHAT IS THIS PLACE we call wine country? To the many visitors, it’s fine restaurants, afternoons spent sipping liquid bouquets, and languorous trips down the Russian River in rented boats. For those of us lucky enough to live here, it’s all those things and more. It’s catching a spirulina buzz at the Health & Harmony Festival. It’s enjoying the golden drop of vineyard leaves in the fall after all the tourists have gone home. It’s dressing a child up as a chick for Petaluma’s Butter & Eggs Day parade. It’s swinging a basket of fresh produce at the Thursday Night Market. It’s the cool splash at Memorial Beach at the end of May. It’s the entire town of Penngrove, with its sweetly curious frontier feel and the Palace of Fruit roadside attraction. It’s standing in a candle-lit mission during the Christmas season, eating gingersnaps and singing sacred songs with strangers. It’s being buzzed by an owl while sitting in the cheap seats at the Sonoma County Fair rodeo. It’s picking up rubbish at the beach; the old-fashioned circus calliope on the Petaluma Queen; free summer concerts in Healdsburg Plaza; and sunset at Goat Rock.

It’s the place we call home.
























‘Best of’ staff picks by: Jon Asturias, Dylan Bennett, Greg Cahill, Gretchen Giles, Paula Harris, Liesel Hofmann, Daedalus Howell, Bob Johnson, Sara Peyton, B. L. Prando, Bruce Robinson, David Templeton, and Marina Wolf.


From the March 26-April 1, 1998 issue of the Sonoma County Independent.

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Eats

Mmmmm!


Eric Reed

Baked good: Karina’s Mexican Bakery owner Albino Carreno enjoys music and laughter when he works. “We like to be happy,” he says with a smile. So do we.

‘Best of’ local food and drink
–something to chew on

ABUNDANCE. That’s the only way to describe the wealth of local produce available in our neck of the woods. It would take forever to gulp and guzzle your way through the bountiful regional shopping basket brimming with chocolates, eggs, preserves, cheeses, fruits, teas, breads, sauces, vegetables, beers, meats, wines, poultry, ciders, et al.–all conceived, created, and concocted within the county lines. So much and sooo damn tasty. Where does one begin to sample this vast culinary landscape? The sight of acres on acres of vineyards alone is enough to make your head veritably spin–and that’s before you even pop the cork off the bottle. And let’s not forget your dining-out options. Not only is wine country cuisine alive, well, and thriving, but all kinds of other epicurean enticements are here for the ingesting, from steaks to sushi to Sherpa snacks. Is it our imagination or does a brand-new eatery seem to open up somewhere in Sonoma County every other week? Not that we’re complaining, mind you–well, maybe a tad. Even elasticized waistbands stretch only so far.


Best Place to Cha-Cha-Cha and Chew a Churro

The earsplitting rhythmic Latino music is blasting at Karina’s Mexican Bakery in Petaluma. A riotous party, perhaps? Claro que no! Just business as usual. “We have to have music,” laughs owner and master baker Albino Carreno over the din. “We have to have dancing and singing while we work–we like to be happy, and this is a fun place.” Amid all the partying, Carreno and his bakers churn out trays of delicious pastries, cookies, churros, and breads that have become staples at some of the North Bay’s finest restaurants. There are conchas (vanilla or chocolate sweet rolls shaped like seashells and topped with sugar paste); cuernitos (Mexican croissants for breakfast); molletes (long rolls tinged with brown sugar and anise); pallazos (sweet rolls with strawberry, raspberry, or chocolate swirls); and taquitos de coco (cookies filled with coconut). Other specialties include pan fino (large bread loaves from the state of Oaxaca, where Carreno was born), regañadas (crispy sweet toasts), and tres leches cake (moist and light made with three types of milk, vanilla, and a touch of rum flavor). Latino and Anglo customers alike are drawn to the quality and subtle flavors that Carreno has adapted from family recipes. “We don’t make it too much sweet here,” says Carreno. “We’ve cut the sugar and the fat, and we don’t use lard. Other places use a lot of sugar, but people can get sick on too much sugar.” Karina’s Mexican Bakery (named after Carreno’s 9-year-old daughter) is located at 827 Petaluma Blvd. N., Petaluma; 765-2772.
P.H.


Best Local Red Wine, Part I

If you go by national sales figures and the amount of space taken up on supermarket shelves, the two most popular varietal wines in the good ol’ U.S. of A. are chardonnay and cabernet sauvignon. But are chards and cabs the best wines made in America? Not according to judges at the recent New World International Wine Competition, who bestowed “New World Grand Champion” status upon Kenwood Vineyards’ 1995 Nuns Canyon Zinfandel. This bottling was also named best of price class (it retails for $20), best zinfandel, and best red wine. That’s a lot of “bests” in anyone’s book. The grapes for this wine came from a plot of land situated some 1,200 feet above the Sonoma Valley floor in the Mayacamas range–a vineyard that has been planted, pruned, and picked for more than a century. If you like your zin on the spicy side, you’ll love the Kenwood Nuns Canyon. With a name like that, one can’t help but wonder if there may have been some divine intervention in the New World judging. Such intervention would not have been necessary, however; this is great juice. Kenwood Vineyards, Sonoma; 833-1000.
B.J.


Best Way to Butter Your Nut

Because El Niño occasionally renders the Thai Coconut Curried Butternut Squash Soup at Occidental’s Bohemian Cafe inaccessible, chef Mark Miller graciously supplies his recipe: 2 tbsp. vegetable oil; 1 diced yellow onion; 4 cups coconut milk; 1 tbsp. Thai yellow curry paste; 4 cups precooked butternut squash (bake whole squash at 350 degrees for 35 to 45 minutes; remove seed pods and peel); 2 cups chicken stock or water; 3 tbsp. brown sugar; salt to taste (optional); Kaffir lime leaves. In a heavy pot, add oil and sauté onion until transparent. Add coconut milk and curry paste. Simmer for 5 to 10 minutes while stirring. Add squash, breaking it up while stirring. Purée this mixture in a blender and mix. To thin, add chicken stock or water. Add remaining ingredients. Heat. Mmm.
D.H.


Best Place to Scarf a Buck

Two bites for a buck is a bargain when you’re talking sushi. And the long-standing dollar-sushi days at Sushi Hana have helped make Sebastopol’s only Japanese restaurant a thriving enterprise that recently expanded its capacity. Wednesdays and Saturdays are dollar days, when a lengthy menu of popular sushi–sake, maguro, enabi, hamachi, and the ever-popular and more easily pronounced California Roll–are all offered at bargain rates. Predictably, seating gets tight at lunch and dinner, and they don’t bother with reservations, but off-peak-hours service is quick and less stressed. Sushi Hana, 6930 Burnett St., Sebastopol; 823-3778.
B.R.


Best Local Red Wine, Part II

Take a grape varietal that is systematically being uprooted in Australia. Plant it in Sonoma County’s Alexander Valley. Give the resulting crop to a winery that is run by a winemaker with Australian roots. What do you get? Some sort of plonk that only an Aussie winemaker’s mother could love? Nope. You get the “Best Red Wine” at the prestigious Pacific Rim International Wine Competition. That’s the story of Geyser Peak Winery’s 1995 Winemaker’s Selection Malbec, a mouth-filling wine with a deep crimson color, intense fruit flavors, and alluring spice characteristics. “Malbec may not be well known to the masses,” notes Pacific Rim Director James Crum, “but when wineries start winning gold medals and ‘best of show’ awards for their malbecs, you’re bound to see increases in the future. Argentina and Chile have huge malbec plantings, and I think you’ll see more and more California acreage devoted to this varietal. It’s a great blending grape, but it also can stand on its own two legs.” A wine with great legs . . . what more could you ask for? Geyser Peak Winery, 22281 Chianti Road, Geyserville; 857-9463.
B.J.


Best Way to Eat Around the World

The bittersweet Balkan music infuses the heat of an early autumn afternoon. Children dodge full-flavored wafts of smoke and half-hearted grasps of parents. It’s the Glendi International Food Fair, a two-day global village and a gathering of tribes in search of good grub. Started nine years ago to raise funds for a new building for St. Mary’s Orthodox Church in Santa Rosa, Glendi (which means “party” in Greek) has established itself as a rowdy gathering that the whole family can enjoy. On the third weekend of September, Slavs, Greeks, Africans, and Arabs–united by Orthodoxy and culinary zeal–prepare dishes from their homelands that mingle on an overloaded plate like a Buffet of Babel. Come on Saturday for the choicest morsels and longest hours. Though the folk music is almost irresistible, no one will hold it against you if you just kick back into a warm, full-bellied buzz. St. Mary’s Orthodox Church, 90 Mountain View Ave., Santa Rosa; 584-9491.
M.W.


Best Place to Get into a Pickle

“People are pickle-maniacs,” reports chef Bernadette Burlle. “If we run out of pickles, people go pickle-mad.” Burlle, co-owner with her husband, Peter, of Dempsey’s Restaurant and Brewery in Petaluma, speaks from experience, having found herself in this pickle a few times, with as many as 100 pounds of pickled products per week being served in the summer and some 65 pounds a week the rest of the year. Burlle’s vinegar-cured slices of pickle heaven are based on a traditional bread-and-butter recipe enhanced with a jalapeño twist. “I tried to come up with a recipe that would work with any kind of sandwich,” says Burlle, whose upscale pub grub includes elegant salads, comfort foods of the roast pork variety, and a changing chalkboard of specials. Whether we’re just there for a beer, a slice of chocolate torte, or a girth-defying burger, the pickles always start our meals at Dempsey’s. Long may they reign. Dempsey’s Restaurant and Brewery, 50 E. Washington St., Petaluma; open for lunch and dinner daily; 765-9694.
G.G.


Best Place for Sake and Sunblock

Psst! Vegetarians and foodies with a yen for new culinary adventures take heed. This little tidbit isn’t on the regular menu, but ask politely and the chefs at Yao-Kiku Japanese Restaurant can usually slice up a stack of their secret specialty, aloe vera sushi. Order the soothing, medicinal plant, and cool Jell-O-like jade dice will arrive swathed in seaweed and precisely aligned on a small wooden tray. Dab on a little tongue-searing wasabi for a gloriously green “fire and ice” combo that will set your taste buds careening. Banzai! Be sure to wash it down with one of the specialty sakes (such as the sparkly concoction containing real gold leaf) served hot or cold in a miniature cup. Yao-Kiku, 2700 Yulupa Ave., Santa Rosa; 578-8180.
P.H.


Best Way to Get Your Hands on Jane Seymour

Sorry. In these politically correct times, we’d better rephrase that. Chances are, you’ll never get the opportunity to meet the Emmy-winning star of Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman in person. But you can get your hands on some of this multitalented woman’s artwork, simply by spending $13 on a bottle of Korbel Brut Rose. Following in the footsteps of Nicole Miller, Tony Bennett, and Frank Sinatra, Seymour was commissioned by the Guerneville-based F. Korbel & Brothers Inc. to create a watercolor painting for use on the winery’s artist series of bottlings. The floral-themed Seymour bottle features hibiscus in magenta and teal shades with gold accents. A gold neck label with Seymour’s signature and a teal foil capsule complete the package, which is sure to become a collector’s item among wine fans, art collectors, and Seymour worshipers. Korbel Champagne Cellars, 13250 River Road, Guerneville; 887-2294.
B.J.


Best Place to Discover a Belief in Transubstantiation

Anyone who’s ever bitten accidentally into an uncured olive can testify to the sheer ineffability of olive oil. But you don’t have to remain mystified: just drive to the Olive Press in Glen Ellen, where you can witness the alchemy firsthand. A co-op that boasts V. G. Buck, B. R. Cohn, and Spectrum among its 15 shareholders, the Press has been operating for only two seasons, but already the annual community press draws in more than 70 backyard olive farmers, who pay 30 cents a pound to pool their harvests. A warm, olive-themed gift shop abuts the pressing room, separated from the hum by only a pane of glass. It’s a great place to sample oils and watch the fulsome amber-green liquid issue forth from the gleaming pipeline. Mmm . . . there is a god. Olive Press, 14301 Arnold Drive, Glen Ellen; 939-8900.
M.W.


Best Place to Have It All

This is the true story of how Flavors Unlimited saved my life. OK, it saved my children’s lives. I say now with true sorrow and pity that I would have had to dispose of the unsavory little devils last fall while we were trapped in the endlessly snaking line that led to the Russian River Jazz Festival in downtown Guerneville if the line hadn’t fortunately snaked past Flavors Unlimited. When we neared Flavors’ door, the hideously unhappy creatures–tired from standing in the sun, occupied only by methodically kicking each other in the shins–turned their beseeching faces to me. “In, in, in,” I hissed low, so that good mothers nearby couldn’t hear me. They returned with frosty cups of love–ice cream swirled with macerated strawberries, chocolate, and mints. They were quiet. Their shins began to heal. They, I, and 13 other people in the proximity were happy. Since then, we’ve manufactured other reasons to stop by for the frozen yogurt or ice cream blended with a seemingly unlimited choice of fruits and candies. Store manager Steven Foster knows the score. “People who haven’t been here before stop by and get caught,” he laughs. “We’re addictive.” Flavors Unlimited, 16450 Main St., Guerneville; open daily from 8:30 a.m. to 9:30 p.m.; 869-0425.
G.G.


Best Stickers for Your Pot

A wise woman once said: “Don’t go grocery shopping when you’re hungry.” That’s good advice because pushing your cart around a temple of food while experiencing a blood-sugar crash can ruin your whole day, squeeze your wallet, and strain your spousal relationship. Beat the rap at Santa Rosa’s G&G Supermarket, where a hard-to-find Chinese take-out counter dishes up the vittles of the world’s most populous nation. The family-owned market is the home of the 25-cent pot sticker–a culinary masterstroke and a sacred public trust. G&G Supermarket, 1211 W. College Ave., Santa Rosa; 546-5120.
D.B.


Best Winery for Animal Lovers

It’s not unusual to pull into one of Sonoma County’s wineries and be greeted by a friendly canine as you exit your vehicle. Several tasting rooms and wine-aging caves also are home to pets of the feline persuasion. These animals know how to cajole a table scrap or, at minimum, a brush of their mane. The world champion when it comes to greeting winery guests is a dog of unknown lineage–aptly named Wino–who resides on the Armida Winery property in Healdsburg. When Bruce and Sandra Cousins came to manage and live on the winery property, they quickly learned that Wino was part of the bargain. Armida was his home, and he’d have no part of relocating to some lesser acreage. Wino is a big, lumbering, lovable dog who not only will lead you up the winding trail from Westside Road to the winery’s parking area, but also will escort you to the tasting-room entrance. He has so endeared himself to winery visitors that Armida has named its wine-by-mail club after him–a distinction no other winery pet currently enjoys. Armida Winery, 2201 Westside Road, Healdsburg; 433-2222.
B.J.


Best Side Order East of Bombay

At the mouth of the Russian River, a hungry soul remembers a lesson from her vegetarian friends who so skillfully surf the side dishes of a restaurant’s menu to fill their desires. In Bridgehaven, south of Jenner on Highway 1, Sizzling Tandoor serves marvelous Indian cuisine. Here the hungry coastal traveler can take the edge off a cold day with a few side orders of onion kulcha, a fresh-baked Indian bread prepared by hand and baked in the traditional, upright, barrel-shaped, charcoal-fueled tandoor oven. A little flour, a pinch of salt, a dab of olive oil, a sprinkle of spices, and a handful of chopped onions collectively satisfy our ancient, fundamental love of bread. Sizzling Tandoor, 9960 Hwy. 1, Bridgehaven; 865-0625 (also located at 409 Mendocino Ave., Santa Rosa; 527-5999).
D.B.


Best Place to Comfort Your Carbohydrate-Loving Inner Self

They stand in neat little rows, just out of reach inside the bakery case, like unexpected yet deliriously welcome emissaries from another, better world. It somehow seems a breach of etiquette to call any treat so enticing, so delectably and sensuously rippling with moist, seductive, “eat-me-now” intensity by the relatively mundane name of “bread pudding.” Yet there they are, each cradled in its own crinkly, bright-white paper cup, each overflowing with lightly crusted, soft-yellow and richly browned custard: the elegant, old-fashioned, sweet-but-not-too-sweet bread puddings modestly offered up each day by the dessert masters at the Downtown Bakery & Creamery on Healdsburg Plaza. Though by no means restricted to the culinary classification of “comfort foods,” the offerings there reveal a comfortingly Main Street America influence, with creative modern flourishes. While the friendly counter people are bagging your pudding ($1.50), feast your eyes on the ready-to-bake breads and spicy gingerbread dough. Don’t forget to say hi to the self-dubbed “Bench Bunch” out front; these articulate old codgers are almost as much of an institution as the awesome edibles all lined up and waiting inside. Downtown Bakery & Creamery, 308 Center St., Healdsburg; 431-2719.
D.T.


Best Local Rhone Ranger

Numerous Sonoma County wineries have planted grapes whose roots stretch all the way to the Rhone region of France. A pioneer among the so-called Rhone Rangers is Lou Preston, who bottles sauvignon blanc and zinfandel to help pay the bills, but prefers to focus on “the unusual and surprising, the experimental and tantalizing.” So when you visit Preston Vineyards in Healdsburg, don’t ask for chardonnay! Instead, be pleasantly surprised by the viognier, marsanne, mourvedre, syrah, and various Rhone blends. The winery also is a great place for a picnic, so pack a basket and make an afternoon of it. And if you use your imagination, you may just be able to picture yourself in France. Preston Vineyards & Winery, 9206 W. Dry Creek Road, Healdsburg; 433-3372.
B.J.


From the March 26-April 1, 1998 issue of the Sonoma County Independent.

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The Scoop

Sex, Sausage & Armaggedon

By Bob Harris

OUR TOP STORY: We’re all gonna die! Oops, never mind. Everything’s fine. So I wake up the other morning and settle into my daily breakfast regimen of eating fake soy-based pseudo-sausages while warming my brain with mindless TV channel surfing.

(Disgusting, yes, but how appetizing are you when you first wake up? I once dated a fashion model who burped and scratched like a dockworker, although a dockworker would probably have been in a better mood most of the time.)

So I’m half asleep and flipping through channels, and darn if every time I hit somebody doing news I don’t hear the creepy tail end of a report about some giant thing from space and the possible destruction of mankind. And then they cut over to Jillian with the Surf Report and Steve with a close-up of one of Monica Lewinsky’s gym socks.

Whoa, hold on–what was that thing you were talking about, that thing from space that might kill us? Can you get back to that for a second? I came in late because my soy patty didn’t cook up right away. It was like one of those horror movies where some poor guy glimpses a news report about the zombies just before they rip down his door and eat his brains. When suddenly a passing cloud blocked the sunlight coming through my window, just for that moment I started to wonder if this was The End. Well, as you know, NASA rechecked the numbers and decided that Asteroid VH-1 or whatever it’s called isn’t going to kill us after all. (Besides, that honor is reserved for the Cassini Space Probe.) But what if it was?

We were all just kind of lucky there, if you think about it. The chance that something like that will happen in our lifetimes is astronomically small–literally–but there is that teeny chance.

So how would we react, if suddenly we woke up one morning and we had only about 30 years left? Would there be riots and carnage and Carrot Top movies? Maybe. But I think a lot of us would start doing things we always wanted to do and calling up people we love and saying those words and trying to put ourselves right with the universe.

It may not be a giant asteroid that kills us. It might even be soy patties and cable TV.

But–this just in–we’re all on the clock already.

It probably won’t kill us to act like it.

I SMELL PRETTY . . . oh, so pretty . . . I smell pretty and witty and bright . . .” You’ve probably had this experience: You meet someone and instantly feel an amazingly intense attraction that you can’t explain rationally. If you’re lucky, it’s mutual, and the two of you soon explore the frontiers of yoga while finding furniture uses that Bob Vila never imagined. If you’re unlucky–one of you is spoken for, or maybe you work in the Oval Office–you have to either struggle to forget it or risk being scorned by millions via satellite by Geraldo.

Writers have called this attraction “chemistry” ever since King John codified standard English clichés in the 1624 Banalbook of Midbrow-on-Hackney. And apparently King John’s term is accurate. As scientists have long suspected might occur, last week some University of Chicago guys finally proved the existence and power of human pheromones, the odorless chemicals that influence our mating habits. Now let’s not get carried away here. Smell isn’t the only factor in attraction, although if you’ve spent much time on public transportation, you know it can be the sole cause of repulsion. There are other factors at work, too, most of which are primarily visual. When I was 14, I didn’t put that Farrah poster up because I liked the way the paper smelled.

But assuming that your potential partner is anatomically correct and generally free of obvious personality defects–which can be a tall order–the subtle smells of love can be the deciding factor determining whether the two of you kiss each other good night or good morning. In fact, some research indicates nature knows what it’s doing: The exact composition of your pheromones may be a subtle message containing information about your health, genetic makeup, and immune system, and so the mutual yee-hah of love may just be nature’s way of encouraging us to select partners whose contrasting makeup gives us the best chance to create healthy offspring.

So if you’re talking with someone you’re interested in, and suddenly it feels like there’s something in the air–there probably is. In fact, deep breathing at that point might just lead to, uh, more deep breathing.

From the March 26-April 1, 1998 issue of the Sonoma County Independent.

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Utility Deregulation

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Power Play

By Nina Schuyler

OTHER THAN taking a few moments to pay their monthly utility bills, most Californians probably don’t think much about electricity. But all that will soon change as California restructures its massive electrical utility industry.

Beginning March 31, consumers will be allowed to select their electricity provider, a drastic change from the monopoly power currently enjoyed by utility companies. As a result, the state’s Big Three utilities–Southern California Edison, PG&E, and San Diego Gas & Electric–are busily plying their existing customers with television and radio ads that promise cheaper rates if they simply “do nothing” and stick with the status quo when it comes to receiving their electricity.

But such complacency could prove harmful to utility customers, say consumer advocates and environmentalists. Indeed, they argue that consumers are the big losers under the plan to deregulate the state’s $23 billion electricity industry. And the three major utility companies are the big winners because of their ability to pass the costs of bad investments on to ratepayers.

A “do nothing” attitude among consumers could also reverberate elsewhere, according to consumer advocates, because Congress and several other states are looking to California’s plan as a possible blueprint for utility deregulation across the country.

“The architects of this deregulation plan never intended residential ratepayers to be the beneficiaries,” says Harry Snyder, executive director of Consumer Union in San Francisco. “It was created to keep industry in the state by providing them with lower-priced energy.”

Cloaked in baffling jargon, the deregulation plan has been difficult for most consumers to decipher. But after analyzing the fine print, consumer groups and some environmental advocates began collecting signatures for a November ballot initiative that would replace the deregulation scheme with a version they say will favor consumers. In particular, they are upset with a provision in the current plan under which consumers will pay a surcharge on their bills to compensate utility companies for bad business investments, including nuclear power plants.

“All we have to say is ‘Read your utility bill’ and voters want to sign the petition,” says Bill Gallagher, who is coordinating the initiative drive for Californians Against Utility Taxes, a group formed by Harvey Rosenfield, the author of a 1988 ballot measure that was supposed to lower auto insurance rates. Proponents of the utility-related initiative say it would lead to a 20 percent reduction in electricity rates for residential customers.

Under the initiative, consumers would not be required to repay the Big Three utility companies an estimated $14 billion worth of investments in nuclear power plants. “Nuclear energy was forced on California consumers with promises that it was safe, clean, and cheap, none of which is true,” says Snyder. “The initiative shifts the burden of these investments to the utilities’ shareholders.”

Underlying both the current deregulation plan and the consumer-oriented alternative is the existing three-part system of bringing electricity to homes and businesses. First comes the generation of electricity, followed by its transmission through power lines. Finally, there is the distribution, via poles, easements, and local wires. In exchange for monopoly status–which has allowed the Big Three utilities to own and operate each aspect of providing electricity–the companies were required by state regulators to supply power within given service areas without having to worry about competitors. For example, the geographic range of San Francisco-based PG&E covers much of Northern California.

In 1996, the Legislature decided to break up the vertically integrated system of manufacturing and selling electricity. Under AB 1890, distribution will still be provided by the three monopoly utilities, but the state’s 30 million customers will now be able to choose which company will provide their electricity.

Theoretically, consumers benefit from competition among utility companies. However, consumer groups were galvanized into drafting their alternative plan because of a provision in AB 1890 that requires customers to help the utilities recoup bad investments, known as “stranded costs,” that total $28.5 billion. Nearly half of that amount is for PG&E’s Diablo Canyon reactors and Southern California Edison’s San Onofre nuclear plant, both of which are running, but, according to consumer groups, are not cost effective.

In December, the state sold $10 billion worth of bonds, with the proceeds going to the three utilities to help pay off their losses. The interest on the bonds will be paid by utility customers regardless of which company they select to provide their electricity. State lawmakers defended the bond sales by arguing that state-issued bonds enjoy tax-exempt status, which results in a lower interest rate.

But consumer advocates say the utility-rescue operation will bolster monopoly utilities’ profits and stymie competition. “This huge stranded-cost bailout creates a large war chest for incumbent utilities, which means it will be more difficult to introduce competition,” says Wenonah Hauter, director of Public Citizen’s Critical Mass Energy Project in Washington, D.C. Hauter and others argue that utility shareholders should be responsible for paying off utility company debts.

Officials at PG&E defend the bond issue by arguing that stranded costs were originally incurred in part because of the federal government’s past requirement that utilities purchase alternative energy.

To make the stranded-cost issue politically palatable, ratepayers were given a 10 percent reduction on their electricity bills. Reduced utility bills supposedly have been made possible by savings associated with the lower interest rates on the state-issued utility bonds. But customers’ bills could end up dropping only some 1+ percent to 2+ percent after repayment for bad investments is factored in, according to Elena Schmid, director of the California Public Utility Commission’s Office of Ratepayer Advocates.

Moreover, Dian Grueneich of Grueneich Resource Advocates says that electricity prices–which run an average of 50 percent higher in California than the rest of the nation–were about to decrease anyway. That’s because many of the utilities’ supply contracts were about to expire, with the three companies projecting rate decreases of 15 to 20 percent by the year 2000 owing to declining costs of generating new electricity.

“In my mind, we gave up a clear certainty of lower rates in the near term for the possibility of greater rate decreases four or five years from now,” says Grueneich, whose consulting firm specializes in energy and environmental issues. “Who knows if this will happen. I think it might, but it’s a risk.”

Significant reductions in utility rates will depend on a vigorously competitive marketplace, say consumer advocates. But there are signs that such competition may not materialize. For example, the added stranded-cost surcharge that consumers will find on their bills regardless of which company they select for their electricity has already discouraged some companies from competing for utility business. Enron, based in Texas, recently canceled plans to build a $60 million electricity-producing wind farm in the state because it would not be able to compete for customers after adding the surcharges to its bills.

While AB1890 includes various environmental incentives, some of the plan’s critics wonder whether the benefits are substantial enough to justify going ahead with the deregulation scheme. The new law provides $872 million for conservation and energy-efficiency efforts and another $540 million in subsidies to boost the renewable-energy industry. But lawmakers voted to end these programs after four years.

THE CONCEPT IS that by then these services will be provided by the private marketplace, but we don’t know if that’s true,” says Hauter.

In an effort to qualify a competing utility plan for the November ballot, the group behind the proposed Utility Rate Reduction and Reform Act Initiative has sent out more than 1,000 signature gatherers–most of whom are volunteers–while also posting petitions on a website (www.nonukebailout.com). Faced with a mid-April deadline, the group is trying to collect some 650,000 signatures in order to ensure the 420,000 valid names needed to send the measure to the voters.

According to Rosenfield, the state legislative analyst’s office waited until the 11th hour to write the title and summary for the initiative, leaving his group only 10 weeks to gather signatures. Rosenfield says petition campaigns normally have five months to collect signatures for ballot measures.

The effort to qualify the utility measure has been complicated further by the refusal of several signature-gathering firms to handle the issue, according to Consumer Union’s Snyder. He also says that some signature gatherers have been approached by utility officials with offers to pay them not to collect names. Each of the Big Three utilities denies any role in such tactics.

The California Chamber of Commerce, meanwhile, has formed a coalition of business interests to defeat the initiative, if it qualifies for the ballot. In forming Californians for Affordable and Reliable Electric Services, chamber president Allan Zaremberg says the initiative “would eliminate the ability to have competition for the generation of electricity.”

Although consumer groups expected opposition from business interests, they did not count on resistance from the National Resources Defense Council, a prominent environmental group that supports AB 1890. Critics of the deregulation plan point to ties between NRDC and Southern California Edison–John Bryson, Edison’s president, is a founding member of the environmental group. NRDC officials say the connection has no bearing on the group’s position on utility deregulation.

“For the first time, you will have the opportunity to decide where your electricity payment goes,” says Ralph Cavanagh, NRDC’s energy program director. “If you don’t want to send it to nuclear suppliers, you have that option. If you’d rather use renewable energy, you can do that. While we don’t suggest that California’s plan is the answer to all world problems, we think it’s a positive thing.”

MOST of California’s nearly 30 municipally owned utility districts are taking a wait-and-see approach toward deregulation. These districts represent 25 percent of the state’s consumers. Under AB 1890, such districts are not required to join the newly competitive marketplace. But the Legislature also offered a carrot to induce them to do so. If they do, the districts will be allowed to pass on their own stranded costs to their customers. “All utilities are sitting on these stranded costs,” says Jan Schori, general manager of the Sacramento Municipal Utility District.

Shori has put together a business plan that promises a five-year freeze in utility rates and a commitment to paying off much of the district’s existing debt by 2002. To pave the way for full market competition by that year, district officials in July approved a pilot program that begins with competition in the generation of electricity. At the moment, four companies are vying for business, but they are targeting larger businesses rather than residential consumers.

“Because the costs of this plan are pretty high, the competitors are targeting the areas where there is potentially the most profit,” says Shori. “That’s not the small consumers.” Such targeting, he adds, also might reflect a general wariness among individual consumers toward deregulation.

Hauter, with Public Citizen, says there’s good reason for such caution. “If you look at the effects of deregulation in other industries, it’s been a disaster for the small consumer,” she says. “With natural gas, there was a reduction in prices, but not for most residential consumers. In the airline industry, there are lower prices in some markets if you buy far enough in advance, but safety and service are problems.

“In telecommunications, long-distance prices went down, but not local prices. The bottom line is deregulation benefits larger [business] consumers.”

From the March 26-April 1, 1998 issue of the Sonoma County Independent.

© Metro Publishing Inc.

Everyday Stuff

Life Styles


Michael Amsler

Hot stuff: Hot Couture manager Sheila Brownlee takes off her hat to the “Best Of.”

‘Best of’ everyday stuff–
finding the extraordinary in the ordinary

ULTIMATELY,” someone once said, “we are not defined by the stuff we accumulate during our lives, but by the stuff we did while we were still living.” Well, God knows, we’ve all got a lot of stuff to do every day, right? There’s the shopping to do, the car to wash, the kids to take somewhere, the local politician to distribute leaflets for–whatever stuff we do, we do a lot of it. Clearly, we’ll all be well accounted for when the grim reaper finally shows up to do his own stuff. Meanwhile, we the busy denizens of Sonoma County–so rich in its recreational and artistic opportunities–are blessed with an outrageously colorful and entertaining spate of stores, services, and suppliers to help us get all that stuff done. Where else can you get your haircut or pick up a bag of nails and get to stare in the eyes of a 10-foot grizzly at the same time? Why go to some boring mall-bound shoe shop when you can have your Hush Puppies resoled while engaging in razor-sharp repartee with one of the county’s greatest living street commentators? What better than shopping for a new skirt while bouncing and swaying to the hypnotic rhythms of piped-in music from Chile, Argentina, Brazil? Why have a quick 10-minute fling in the back seat of your car when you can have the same fling while getting your car’s oil changed, and have a nice fresh cup of coffee bought at a drive-thru coffee shack afterwards? Clearly, if you’ve got stuff to do, this is an entertaining corner of the world in which to get it done.


Best Undercover Business

“It’s all done in the best possible taste,” insists Kristina Bonfield, owner and co-founder (with her husband) of Après Noir, a specialty line of sleek, sometimes lacy undergarments for men. The Santa Rosa-based company began 10 years ago offering more conventional shorts, swimsuits, etc., until customer requests suggested a new direction. “We were getting calls for something a bit more frilly,” Bonfield says. Now they ship their U.K.-made panties, bras, corsets, and other undies all over the world. Most customers “are heterosexual men in stable relationships,” she adds. “We get a lot of women ordering for their men.” Why not?–they know the, uh, intimate details necessary for a proper fit. The designers make some allowances, too, Bonfield notes. “We just put a bit of extra padding in the crotch to accommodate their paraphernalia.” Après Noir/Body Aware, P.O. 2329, Santa Rosa, CA 95405. For a copy of the men’s lingerie catalog, send a check or money order for $3. 538-1749 .
B.R.


Best Place for a Little Sole

Tuesdays at Tate’s Shoe Service in Santa Rosa features a bald old man white as snow, who smokes long, equally white, cigarettes, eyeballs the daily fish wrap, and offers a tersely honest comparison between yesteryear and today. Both the shoe shop and the old man at the front counter are a window to the past–to a time when unions routinely fought for their fair share, Americans fought fascism, and U.S. workers made their own shoes. Pick up your skillfully repaired footwear and learn about the tragic deaths of thousands of U.S. Marines in the strategically pointless September 1944 invasion of Peleliu in the Western Pacific. In the back, watch young Tim Alexander filling one of the last honest jobs in America as he stands at his cobbler’s bench among hundreds of wayward soles–brown, black, and white. Tate’s Shoe Service, 402 Mendocino Ave., Santa Rosa; 545-3859.
D.B.


Best Bolts for Nuts

You won’t hear their ads on the radio. No jingles, no corporate slogans. What you get at a well-run, independent auto-parts store is a familiar face, a considerate staff, and an honest discussion of mechanical issues. Everyone has their favorites, but mine are Dan’s Auto and Truck Parts in Petaluma and Jordan’s Imported Auto Parts in Santa Rosa. Both stores represent small business at its finest. If you so much as change your own oil, an independent store can make a difference–clean oil is the single most important part of a healthy car. At Dan’s, you can get Hastings premium oil filters, a product far superior to the wall of orange Fram filters at a chain store where you’d never guess there was an alternative. Dan’s Auto and Truck Parts, 345 Lakeville Hwy., Petaluma, 795-1707. Jordan’s Imported Parts, 1010 Santa Rosa Ave., Santa Rosa; 527-7070.
D.B.


Best Place to Get a Haircut

“Kids are scared of the bear sometimes, first time they see it,” says barber Paul Prince, commenting on the massive, attack-stance grizzly stuffed and standing in one corner of his small but colorfully atmospheric hair-cutting salon. “But they warm up to it before too long at all.” Known simply as “the bear,” its non-urban life ended in Alaska in 1969. The awesome creature has been charming and alarming men, women, and children since the straight-talking Prince opened the shop eight years ago. Located right off the street at the front end of the equally ambianced bar Gayle’s Central Club, the unapologetically old-fashioned barber shop–spinning barber pole and everything–has another distinction aside from the bear: Patrons can wait in the club if they like and Prince will ring a bell at the bar to announce that his chair is ready for a new customer. Rumors are many that you’d have to look far and wide to get a better haircut in the county, by the way, though many of Prince’s regulars also show up for the articulate verbal sparring the barber is known to excel in. “The only time my customers get mad at me,” he explains, “is when I spend time talking to reporters about the bear instead of cutting their hair–know what I mean?” Petaluma Barber Shop, 106 Petaluma Blvd. N., Petaluma; 762-9027.
D.T.


From the March 26-April 1, 1998 issue of the Sonoma County Independent.

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Kids

Forever Young

Catching air: The new Petaluma skateboard park is among the places that kids can enjoy when they’re done washing the dishes and learning Latin.

Michael Amsler


‘Best of’ local kid stuff–
more than just child’s play

MADELEINE MAY have thrived in a Parisian bed staring at a crack in the ceiling that had the habit of sometimes looking like a rabbit, but city living is most definitely not where it’s at for those children lucky enough to grow up in Sonoma County. With enough open space to put a glow in young cheeks, with a closeness to the earth and its bounty that is reinforced by the proximity of local farms, and with beaches, woods, skateboard parks, hiking trails, storytimes, farmers’ markets, fairs, lakes, and parks galore, Sonoma County offers its youth the opportunity to enjoy the sort of childhood that mimics the leisurely growth that youngsters generations ago simply took for granted. Heck, the town of Sebastopol seems to exist solely for the purpose of raising environmentally aware, empathetic, and curious young citizens. Can the same be said of Detroit? We think not. There are many, many good reasons to land in Sonoma County: the people, the food, the wine, the countryside. There are even more reasons to stay, raise a family, and to put down roots. This soil isn’t good just for grapes.


Best Way to Teach Philanthropy

Last year, 16,000 students at 41 local schools raised $35,000 for 105 non-profit organizations. How? By mastering their curricula and garnering sponsors in the Great Academic Brain Wave. Each participating class chooses the charity it wants to help; students must each answer 100 questions based on their course work to earn the donations. Ten percent of the total goes to the non-profit; most of the rest supports the school. Begun at Sonoma Country Day School in 1992 as a means to teach philanthropy while reinforcing scholastic goals, this innovative program is now poised to go national, even as the school year’s new campaign gets under way. The Great Academic Brain Wave–coming soon to a student near you. 5340 Skyland Blvd., Santa Rosa; 524-2006.
B.R.


Best Place for a Portable Party

First things first: No, you don’t have to be a member to throw a birthday party at the YMCA. Fifty dollars buys a room for 15 kids, but you may need to reserve early, as the rooms are available only on the weekend. You don’t get a lot of frills–the rooms come with carpet, tables, and chairs, and not much more. Set-up and clear­up are your responsibility. But you do get to use the pool, and that makes the Y an attractive option, especially during winter’s uncertain weather. The aquatic exercise also provides a means of burning off the obligatory sugar rush from a kids’ party. Sequencing is the key. Save the swim for last. Your guests’ parents will thank you. YMCA, 1111 College Ave., Santa Rosa; 545-9622.
B.R.


Best Place to Tease the Fish

There’s something Seussian about koi, some sense that they’ve been fed beyond the bounds of normal fishness. Kids naturally gravitate toward them, and even some older types can lose track of time trying to make the fish gape. Oversized goldfish are not for everyone, so it is a fortunate thing that Freestone’s Wishing Well Nursery, where some of the county’s more aggressive specimens dwell, also boasts enough roses, fancy geraniums, and garden art to bemuse the fish-phobes in the party. The immense mossy urns and “Garland Ladies” from San Francisco’s old Palace of Fine Arts are not for sale, but there are more antiques (most of which will fit better in the car trunk) available in the adjoining Freestone House Hotel. Fish feeding is allowed, so go ahead and bring the kids. But keep an eye on ’em: The fountain is deep, and those fish get teased a lot. Wishing Well Nursery, 306 Bohemian Hwy., Freestone; 823-3710.
M.W.


Best Place to Spin Your Wheels

The biggest obstacle to a youngster’s bike-riding hobby can be a simple flat tire that never gets fixed for lack of know-how. At Mud Camp, a mountain-bike clinic for youth ages 7 to 13, kids learn to fix their own bikes, ride safely, and race competitively. The teachers are kids themselves, members of Team Mudpuppy, Sonoma County’s youth mountain-bike team. Team Mudpuppy conducts the clinics under the watchful eyes of adult coaches Yuri Hauswald, a Petaluma schoolteacher, and Matt Nyiri, a bike-industry professional. “It’s an excellent outlet for kids,” says Hauswald. “They’re continuously pushing themselves to get better.” The five-hour workshops take place at Gianni Cyclery in Occidental and in the nearby wilderness. The best part may be that “there aren’t a lot of rules,” as Hauswald says, and kids get to “rip around and have fun.” The price is $30 a day or $80 for three days. Call Yuri Hauswald at 776-2893.
D.B.


Best Place to Flock Together

At the Santa Rosa Bird Farm, the emphasis is on education and the finery our feathered friends display. Bonnie and Waldie Sheffler have collected breeding pairs of dozens of species of exotic birds from around the globe, including numerous types of peacocks, pheasants, parrots, ducks, and cockatiels from South America, Australia, China, and Southeast Asia. The 60-plus varieties range from tiny quail to mighty emus and an ostrich, all housed on the family farm not far from Elsie Allen High School. “Education is what it’s all about for me,” says Bonnie. Senior groups and kids on school field trips are frequent visitors, but smaller groups are welcome, too. There’s even space for picnicking in good weather. Call ahead to schedule any visit, though. Santa Rosa Bird Farm, 1077 Butler Ave., Santa Rosa; 546-1776.
B.R.


Best Place to Foil Your Kids

My grandfather once said, “You should never play with sharp knives; unless, of course, you’re really good at it.” It is in that spirit that we recommend the Sonoma Fencing Academy, an excellent place for pre-teens and hormone-mad adolescents to work out their ya-yas while getting to play with deadly weapons, all while learning the safety precautions necessary for the handling of swords. Seriously, though, in fencing, they are called foils and are always blunt-tipped. The masterful instructors at the growing Petaluma-based club–now in their own brick building on Water Street–do a marvelous job of teaching this highly competitive, energetic sport and hold court over the members’ four-nights-a-week open matches. All ages are welcome. En garde! Sonoma Fencing Academy, 239 Water St., Petaluma; 763-8290.
D.T.


Best Place for Laid-Back Turtle Watching

It’s impossible to visit downtown Sonoma and not see the Mission; it all but dominates the town square and stands as a testimony to the energetic power of the religious domination the Spanish priests once held over the native people in the area. I don’t know about you, but it makes me jumpy to walk past and see the proudly restored cannon and other instruments of military force on display (thousands of Indians, by the way, are buried beneath the adjoining streets). Just down the road, however, is the beautiful, sprawling home of Gen. Mariano J. Vallejo (himself no prince, but he did have excellent taste in living quarters). A few dollars will get you in. After wandering the homestead and chatting with the knowledgeable docents, take a snack up the outside steps and through the garden to the immense fenced-in pond at the top of the hill. A herd of turtles frolic in the laid-back manner of wet turtles everywhere, skimming the surface of the well-vegetated pond. Sit on the shaded benches, feet stretched out in the warm summer sun, and be one with the turtles. Or something. Whatever you do, relax; you’re in one of Sonoma’s least-known anti-power spots. More power to you. Or something. Gen. Vallejo’s residence is located at the corner of Third and Spain streets in Sonoma right off of Highway 128. Admission is $2 adults (12 and older); $1 children, ages 6-11; free under 6. (Tickets are also good for admission to the Petaluma Adobe and Sonoma Barracks on the same day.) 938-1519.
D.T.


From the March 26-April 1, 1998 issue of the Sonoma County Independent.

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Your Town

Best Town Picks for Kicks

Best Place . . .


. . . to raise a stink:
Bloomfield


. . . to not raise a stick:
Rohnert Park


. . . to go wading:
Petaluma


. . . to listen to classical music gratis:
Santa Rosa (Courthouse Square)


. . . to get a mud bath:
Rio Nido


. . . to not rent Total Recall:
Windsor


. . . to find more squeeze boxes than big boxes:
Cotati


. . . to realize that one way is not the only way:
Sebastopol


. . . to pretend you’re a Napa County big spender without crossing the county line:
Healdsburg (Oakville Grocery)


. . . to gourmandize till you gag:
Glen Ellen


. . . to overlook the overpass:
Cloverdale


. . . to find people making a historic plaza pedestrian:
Sonoma


. . . to be flooded with memories:
Guerneville


. . . to help crowd the road to piscatory paradise:
Bodega Bay


. . . to hit the brake before you miss it:
Penngrove


. . . to get, bien sûr, a double olfactory dose–pinot et pesticide:
Kenwood


. . . to flush funds:
Geyserville and environs


. . . to elevate your mind instead of your vine:
Forestville


. . . to be a rebel without a cause (rated for teens only):
Graton


J.A., P.H., L.H


From the March 26-April 1, 1998 issue of the Sonoma County Independent.

© Metro Publishing Inc. Maintained by .

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