County Searches For First Youth Poet Laureate

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Sonoma County students between ages 13 and 19 who have a passion for writing poetry are encouraged to apply to be recognized as the inaugural Sonoma County Youth Poet Laureate.


Following in the footsteps of national youth poet laureate programs, California Poets in the Schools is on the hunt for a Sonoma County student who has shown a commitment to the arts through writing and engagement in clubs or after school activities.

Interested students can apply online by March 13, and the youth poet laureate will win $500 and have a chapbook of their poetry published as well as participate in several public functions.

With the application, three of the student’s poems must be submitted, totaling no more than 10 pages. A committee of respected local poets will review applications and choose finalists, who will need an adult sponsor and who will be asked to attend a judging session.

The winner will be announced in late April, and the inauguration will take place on May 2, at the Santa Rosa Central Library, in conjunction with a countywide youth poetry reading event.

State Delivers Trailers to Shelter Homeless


On Thursday, Feb. 27, CalTrans towed 10 FEMA-owned travel trailers from Chico to Sonoma County’s administrative campus in Santa Rosa to help temporarily house some of the thousands of people estimated to lack access to formal housing in the county.

As of press time, details about how many people the trailers will shelter—and for how long —remained unclear.

According to the Press Democrat, Sonoma County Board of Supervisors Chair Susan Gorin significantly reduced her estimate for how many people the trailers could each hold after seeing them in person. All told, they will shelter between 20 and 30 people, Gorin told a reporter.

The Sonoma County Board of Supervisors is expected to discuss possible locations and uses for the trailers at their Tuesday, March 10 meeting.


Sheriff’s Deputy Blount Retires

A Sonoma County Sheriff’s Deputy involved in the incident leading to the death of a Petaluma man last November, retired from the department last week.

David Ward died shortly after an interaction with officers from the Sheriff’s Office and Sebastopol Police Department.

The Marin Coroner’s Office has not yet released a cause of death, but a video of the interaction shows that Charles Blount, a longtime Sonoma County Sheriff’s Deputy, attempted a controversial neck hold through Ward’s car window and slammed Ward’s head against the car door during the interaction.

In a statement released in December, Sheriff Mark Essick called Blount’s conduct captured in the video “extremely troubling.” Essick announced in the same statement that he had begun the process of firing Blount.

Blount initially hired a lawyer and appealed the termination proceeding. However, on Feb. 7, he retired.

The Santa Rosa Police Department’s criminal investigation and the Sheriff’s Office’s administrative investigations into Ward’s death will continue.


First Case

In an effort to get ahead of the possible spread of the coronavirus, Sonoma County officials declared a state of emergency on Monday, March 2.

The declaration came after officials announced that doctors are treating an unnamed patient for a suspected case of coronavirus (COVID-19) in an unnamed local hospital.

The case is the second in the county, but the first involving a Sonoma County resident. On Feb. 25, the county announced that a local hospital was treating a patient who had been in quarantine at Travis Air Force Base, after returning from a trip on the Diamond Princess cruise ship in Japan.


In a press conference on Monday afternoon, county officials, including Supervisor Susan Gorin and others, explained the parameters of the declaration, which Gorin said the Board of Supervisors would consider formalizing at a March 4 meeting.


County officials said Monday that they are open to the possibility that there might be additional local cases because the second patient under care for coronavirus may have come in contact with other county residents before being diagnosed.


Sonoma County Health Officer Dr. Celeste Philip said the emergency declaration will help the county coordinate their efforts to deal with the potential spread of the virus.


“The declaration allows for us to have better coordination within the different county agencies as well as them being able to access mutual aid and assistance in a more streamlined process,” Philip said at a press conference.


Also on Monday, officials announced they had closed the Healdsburg School, a private school offering K-8 classes, for cleaning after health officials learned that “someone involved in the care of the patient” had visited the school.


Jennie Snyder, a deputy superintendent at the Sonoma County Office of Education, said that the person had visited the school at night, not during school hours while students were present.

Spread


By Monday, March 2, the coronavirus had infected more than 90,000 people worldwide and killed more than 3,000. In the United States, the virus had infected 100 people and killed six by the same date.


A report from the China Center for Disease Control (CDC) found that the vast majority (87 percent) of cases in the country were in people aged 30 to 79. While the disease had a 2.3 percent fatality rate overall, 14.8 percent of the fatal cases were older than 80. The fatality rate for younger patients was significantly lower, according to the China CDC.


Sonoma County is not alone in California counties declaring an emergency, even though the case count so far is low.


Three weeks earlier, Santa Clara County declared a state of health emergency. By Monday, March 2, Santa Clara County had announced a total of nine cases within the county.


In a statement online, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) advises that “The potential public health threat posed by COVID-19 is very high, to the United States and globally.

At this time, however, most people in the United States will have little immediate risk of exposure to this virus. This virus is NOT currently spreading widely in the United States. However, it is important to note that current global circumstances suggest it is likely that this virus will cause a pandemic.”

Developing Tests


At the press conference on Monday, county officials said they still lack kits to test for the virus.


The “presumptive” positive declaration came after officials from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), working along with state and local officials tested the patient.

According to county officials, the only way they can turn a presumptive positive case into a fully confident diagnosis is if they conduct the test in a CDC laboratory. The CDC will test the Sonoma County patient, according to a Monday, March 2 county press release.


County officials offered few details about the patient, the hospital where doctors are treating them or the cruise ship they had been on.


Barbie Robinson, the county’s health services director, told reporters that the county believes they cannot name the hospital caring for the patient under the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act (HIPAA), a law governing patient privacy rules.


It’s not clear that the justification will hold up to scrutiny. Reporters at the press conference contended that other counties have identified the hospitals where they are treating COVID-19 patients.


“We want to protect the patients and their privacy and so at this juncture we’re not releasing that information,” Robinson said at the press conference.

Health Advice


In order to reduce the risk of a spread, county officials warned against hoarding supplies that could be used by medical professionals, including surgical masks for health care workers, unless you are sick.


The Sonoma County Department of Health Services recommends the following steps to reduce the spread of the virus:

· washing hands frequently with soap and water for at least 20 seconds,

· avoid touching your eyes and face,

· coughing or sneezing into your sleeved elbow,

· and staying home when ill.

Sonoma County Declares Health Emergency

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The Sonoma County Department of Health Services (DHS) declared a state of emergency Monday after announcing  the second presumptive positive case of novel coronavirus (COVID-19) within the county.

“This patient has symptoms of the virus, and is currently in stable condition in an isolation room at a local hospital,” a DHS press release states. “The patient, who recently returned from a cruise ship that departed from San Francisco to Mexico, has been in the County for 10 days.”

The unidentified patient was tested by the California Department of Public Health (CDPH) working with officials from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), as well as County and hospital staff. The CDC will conduct another test to confirm the result of the diagnosis.

The county has declared a Local Health Emergency and Local Emergency, in order to help local officials respond to the possible additional COVID-19 cases.

“This recent presumptive positive case of COVID-19 is a cause for concern, and the County is declaring these emergencies to activate and deploy its resources to adequately respond to an increase of cases,” Sonoma County Health Officer Dr. Celeste Philip said, according to the DHS press release. “They will allow us to work in tandem with our cities and health care providers to ensure we are prepared to combat an outbreak of COVID-19 in our communities.”

The Sonoma County Board of Supervisors will hold a special meeting later this week to discuss the county’s planned response to COVID-19 and ratification of the emergency declarations, according to the DHS press release. 

The following is a recommendation from the DHS:

County residents should contact their healthcare providers if they have symptoms such as fever and cough and had close contact with someone with symptoms who returned in the last 14 days from China, Italy, Iran, Japan, or South Korea.


Important Information to Remember


· DHS encourages everyone to practice good hygiene to reduce your risk of becoming infected with a respiratory virus, such as influenza or COVID-19, which includes:

· washing hands frequently with soap and water for at least 20 seconds,

· avoid touching your eyes and face,

· coughing or sneezing into your sleeved elbow,

· and staying home when ill.

· If you have not received your flu shot yet, it’s not too late; annual flu shots are the best protection from flu, which still sickens and kills thousands of people in the US every year.

For more information, go to the coronavirus website here: https://sonomacounty.ca.gov/Health/Information-About-Coronavirus/

Sonoma County Seeks First Youth Poet Laureate

Sonoma County students between ages 13 and 19 who have a passion for writing poetry are encouraged to apply to be recognized as the inaugural Sonoma County Youth Poet Laureate.

Following in the footsteps of national youth poet laureate programs, California Poets in the Schools is on the hunt for a Sonoma County student who has shown commitment to the arts through writing and engagement in clubs or afterschool activities.

Interested students can apply online by March 13, and the youth poet laureate will win $500 and have a chapbook of their poetry published as well as participate in several public functions.

With the application, three of the student’s poems must be submitted, totaling no more than ten pages. A committee of respected local poets will review applications and choose finalists, who will need an adult sponsor and who will be asked to attend a judging session.

The winner will be announced in late April, and the inauguration will take place on May 2,  at the Santa Rosa Central Library, in conjunction with a countywide youth poetry reading event. 

Vital Vinyl

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It’s early afternoon on a Tuesday and Kirk Heydt, proprietor of 2-year-old, Petaluma-based Spin Records (1020 Petaluma Blvd. N.), is gently placing a record needle to vinyl while he explains to a customer that, “in the beginning of this ballad by the Ohio Players, the drummer just breaks into a drum solo. In a ballad! You never hear that and it actually got airplay!”

It’s the kind of infectious, in-person enthusiasm that all but disappeared with the advent of illegal music downloading, which rebranded to corporate “streaming services” which, for the most part, killed record (and video) stores while also managing to devalue the very thing corporations were trying to exploit for money: music.

Yet record stores aren’t down for the count quite yet.

“I make enough to stay here and where I am; there’s no foot traffic, so it’s a destination,” Heydt says. “I have really loyal customers who are into all the way-obscure stuff—some very ‘not cheap’ records—and they really keep me going. It seems like a lot of people are getting more into records, too, which is cool.”

Spin Records, which formerly shared space with a scooter-repair shop that since moved next door, feels a bit like a stall one might find at a flea market, combined with a record store. Vintage posters and records grace the walls, and one could easily get lost in the rows of records Heydt curates from his own collection as well as from hitting up garage sales and thrift stores. He also does trade-ins, which typically garner a customer a better rate than a straight sale. His clientele varies.

“I get older people; teens come in with their moms,” he says. “Collectors come down from all over.”

Collectors obviously know all the local hot-spots for vinyl but, if one’s looking to get into vinyl, it can be daunting. Where does one begin in a store with so much vinyl, like Spin? How does one even choose which record store to shop in, given all the North Bay options?

We asked Jason “Scone Bone” Scogna, who loves vinyl so much, he’s added a monthly addition to his “Scone Bone” radio show Monday nights from 7–9pm on Petaluma’s KPCA (103.3 FM and KPCA.fm online) in which fellow vinyl lovers play staples from their own collections on the air. Scogna says that, like many people, he began collecting vinyl with hand-me-downs from his parents.

“I got things from them—Beatles, the Doors,” he says. “Then I actively started collecting in 2006.”

Scogna explains that even though he was living in San Francisco at the time, he frequently made the trip to the Last Record Store in Santa Rosa (1899 Mendocino Ave.).

“I’d say half of my collection is from there,” he says over coffee in downtown Petaluma. When asked why he didn’t shop exclusively in San Francisco, he says, “There’s a lot of record collectors in the city and they’re very active, so when you get to the new-arrival bins, nothing’s left that you want.”

Doug Jayne owns the Last Record Store, undoubtedly the premiere record store in Sonoma County. Hoyt Wilhelm, his trusty, bearded sidekick, frequently runs the register. The store features an excellent selection and knowledgeable, friendly service.

When asked if the name of the store was some kind of prophecy, Jayne laughs. “No, not at all,” he says. “We named it after a Little Feet album titled The Last Record Album.”

Still, Jayne says that when he had to move the store from its downtown Santa Rosa location in 2003, they weren’t sure it would survive. It was “Record Store Day” in 2008 that really brought attention back to vinyl. Each April the annual event features special vinyl releases from a wide variety of artists, all to encourage music lovers to shop at locally-owned record stores.

“Now once a year, we’re like Russian River Brewing Company when they release Pliny the Younger; we have a line around the block,” Jayne says.

Scogna also recommends Watts Music (1211 Grant Ave.) in Novato because, “to them, it’s not about making a sale, it’s about creating a customer.” Which is something he not only respects, but sees as a smart move—because everyone in the record-collecting community talks and shares stories, good and bad.

“You know, take an album like Johnny Thunders and the Heartbreakers’ live, last show at Max’s in Kansas City,” Scogna says, by way of example. “Maybe a $10 record; Watts had it for $7. So, totally worth it.”

Indeed, a stop at Watt’s immediately reveals the long-forgotten smell of the record store. Used and new vinyl is neatly organized among that truly dead form of physical media: the CD. The gentleman working the counter is friendly and doesn’t bombard customers with his musical taste or the dreaded question, “Is there something specific you’re looking for?”

Friendly service matters because, honestly, shopping for vinyl can be intimidating. No one wants to come off like a newbie, and many record-store owners are clichés of John Cusack’s High Fidelity Rob Gordon character, with his menagerie of know-it-all pseudo-employees who’d prefer you shop elsewhere even though they’re ostensibly trying to make a living through record sales.

Scogna admits that sometimes record-store owners can be “aloof”, and a simple Yelp search of Red Devil Records (894 4th St. in San Rafael) shows this can be the case. A kinder review states the store “reeks of baby boomer record snobbery.”

Yet Yelp shouldn’t be completely trusted. On a short visit to the quaint downtown shop one Saturday afternoon, the mood was light and owner Barry Lazarus was chill as jazz saxophone crooned out from the store hi-fi. Red Devil has a terrific selection, particularly of jazz which, much like country music, just sounds better on vinyl. And hey, why not go for the full record-store experience if you’re just starting out?

Many North Bay shops and stores, such as Sonoma’s Jack’s Filling Station (899 Broadway), also feature vinyl in addition to other fare. Inside Jack’s, worlds collide, with masses of old-school toys and knick-knacks sitting side-by-side with a great beer-and-wine selection. There’s also a nice record rack in the old car-repair garage area.

Petaluma’s retro video-game store, Nostalgia Alley (36 Petaluma Blvd. N.), has about 100 vinyl records in stock, and those interested in starting up the vinyl habit should also consider looking in thrift stores and used bookstores, or simply asking around.

“I think the thing about being into records and going to record shops is that tactile feel,” Scognia says. “Older records have a smell, too, and the pop and hiss when they play. There’s the cover art, which is a large piece, and then on the back or inside, there’s liner notes about the band. It’s like a Wikipedia right there, and you’re reading it as the record plays.”

Governor Sets Aside Properties For Homeless

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Following his State of the State speech last week, Gov. Gavin Newsom’s staff released a list of 286 state properties that he will allow local government agencies to use for free to shelter the growing number of people struggling to find housing in the state.

Newsom selected the properties, many of which belong to CalTrans, the state agency in charge of constructing and maintaining much of the state’s transportation infrastructure, last month when he signed Executive Order N-23-20.

Also included are the Sonoma Developmental Center, a former state mental hospital surrounded by 1,670 acres of land. The Napa State Hospital, another state-run facility with a 138-acre campus, is also listed as a possibility.

In his address, Newsom reportedly said it is “a disgrace, that the richest state in the richest nation … is falling so far behind to properly house, heal and humanely treat so many of its own people.”

Black Success Panel and Event at SRJC

The Santa Rosa Junior College Black Student Union presents “Perception vs. Reality: Black Success Panel” from 6–9pm, Thursday, Feb. 27, at the Student Activity Center on the Santa Rosa Junior College campus, 1501 Mendocino Ave., Santa Rosa.

Among the participants and panelists are Emmy Award–winning musician Tony Saunders, actor Willie Hen (The Last Black Man of San Francisco), Faith Ross, cofounder of Petaluma Blacks for Community Development, Ted Keys of 100 Black Men of Sonoma County and D’Mitra Smith, vice-chair on the Sonoma County Commission for Human Rights. Ben Edwards, Evette Minor and Dianna Grayer are also participating, as are the North Bay Black Chamber of Commerce and the Sonoma County Black Forum.

“We want our community and students to walk out knowing that it doesn’t matter what perception is placed on them,” says organizer Delashay Benson. “The reality is that you can become anything that your heart desires.”

ICE Arrests
Spark Outrage

News that agents from a federal immigration agency showed up at the Sonoma County Superior Courthouse on Tuesday, Feb. 18, despite a lack of cooperation from local officials, sparked outrage among Sonoma County officials and immigration activists last week.

Agents from Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) reportedly arrested at least two people at the courthouse in Santa Rosa.

In a joint statement released on the day of the arrests, Sonoma County District Attorney Jill Ravitch, Public Defender Kathleen Pozzi and County Counsel Bruce Goldstein all condemned the federal agency’s operation. In the same statement, Sonoma County Sheriff Mark Essick said that his agency had not coordinated with ICE officials.

In response, local activists organized a protest of the federal agency at the courthouse on the morning of Tuesday, Feb. 25.

“Our community will not tolerate these ICE raids, which terrorize and separate our families, especially when they happen at public service buildings like schools and court houses,” an unnamed immigrant’s rights leader said, according to a Graton Day Labor Center press release announcing the protest.

Witness to History

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What she calls a need to bear witness is what drives fifth-generation North Bay–native Lynn Downey, whether in her previous work as the official archivist for Levi Strauss & Co. or as a journalist and author of several books.

“It informs everything I do as a historian,” she says.

The Sonoma-based Downey does just that in her new book, Arequipa Sanatorium: Life in California’s Lung Resort for Women, which covers the history of the Marin County tuberculosis health center opened in 1911 by San Francisco doctor Philip King Brown.

In the aftermath of the 1906 earthquake, dust and ash filled the city, leading to rising rates of tuberculosis among working-class people, especially women in factories and shops. At the time, bed rest, fresh air and lots of food were the only treatments for the lung disease.

Dr. Brown opened the institution for women after noticing the rising rates, and he and his all-female staff gave new life to hundreds of working-class patients.

One of those patients was Downey’s grandmother, Lois Downey, who arrived at Arequipa with a terminal tuberculosis diagnosis in 1927. Lois recovered and went on to live 102 years.

“All my life I grew up hearing stories about this place,” Downey says. “The fact that my grandmother was alive to tell those stories was due to Arequipa and Dr. Philip King Brown specifically.”

When telling these stories, Downey’s non-fiction writing reads like a novel, focusing on the characters and their motivations as much as the events of the story.

“I find Dr. Brown such a fascinating person, this male doctor who cared so much about women’s health,” Downey says.

Downey’s work on the novel dates back more than 30 years, when she first interviewed her grandmother about Arequipa.

Since then, Downey has collected interviews and profiles of several former patients, and draws on historical records and photographs she found stashed on the property decades after the sanatorium closed.

The book’s stories are interwoven to offer a day-in-the-life look at the center, highlighting how women hand-knitted clothes during the war and made sought-after pottery when they weren’t resting in the fresh, Marin air.

The book also provides a bit of a history lesson on the threat of tuberculosis and offers insight into medical practices of the time; like how Dr. Brown hired volunteers to run the X-ray machines.

Still, the women of Arequipa are the stars of the book, and Downey turns these mostly-forgotten names into real-word figures.

“For me, stories about people is what drives our interest, we’re hardwired for narratives as human beings,” she says. “The institution is just the place where it happened. I am writing about the people who shared their time in this institution, that’s what matters.”

Land Swap

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Late on the night of Monday, Feb. 24, the Petaluma City Council narrowly approved a controversial, multi-part land deal in order to fund a second train station for the city.

Critics of the deal between Petaluma and Lomas Partners, LLC—a Southern California company businessman Todd Kurtin owns—say none of the parties involved have been responsive to criticism of the proposed designs, the process of approving the project and costs to the city.

Ultimately, the deal, which in part requires the city to contribute $2 million to cover some of the costs of the new train station, could leave the city with little leverage over the design of a downtown housing development and a related off-site affordable housing component, critics say.

After hours of discussion and public comment, almost unanimously against the current project proposal, the City Council voted 4 to 3 to support a development agreement with Lomas Partners and several related documents to greenlight Lomas’ interlocked housing development proposals.

There is at least one more significant hurdle for the project. The agreements approved by the City Council will be void if the city cannot secure a formal commitment from SMART to construct the Corona Road Station, which, if completed, will be the city’s second train station.

To that end, the Council directed staff to set up a meeting with SMART to reach an agreement.

Here are some of the details of the deal:

In August 2017, Lomas Partners, LLC, signed a deal with SMART to purchase 315 D St., a 4.48-acre piece of land next to Petaluma’s downtown station, for $5 million. In exchange, Lomas would donate 1.27 acres of land at 890 McDowell Blvd. and build a 150-space parking garage on it. Under plans filed with the city, Lomas would construct 110 homes on the remainder of the 890 McDowell Blvd. parcel.

According to a Petaluma staff report, SMART plans to use funds from the sale of the 315 D St. property to pay for work on the Corona Road Station. SMART has not set aside any other funds to complete the station, Petaluma city staff said Monday night.

Petaluma will contribute $2 million from its traffic abatement fund to cover some of the costs of constructing the Corona Road Station, according to the development agreement.

Once Lomas purchases 315 D St., it plans to sell development rights for the property to Hines, an international development company based in Houston. But before it does that, Lomas needs to meet the city’s affordable-housing requirements.

Generally, the required number of affordable units—or alternative fees paid if the developer gets permission to not build the affordable units themselves—are calculated as a percentage of the total proposed market-rate units.

However, Lomas has not submitted formal plans for the downtown development. To date, it has only filed “conceptual plans” calling for approximately 405 housing units, according to a city staff report.

If the final project does include 405 units as anticipated, the city will require the developer to construct 61 affordable units—approximately 15 percent of the total number.

Evidently Lomas does not want to build those units in its downtown project—presumably because that’s a less-profitable prospect, given that 315 D St. is in the heart of Petaluma.

Instead, at a Jan. 27 City Council meeting, Lomas proposed building all of the affordable units at 1601 Petaluma Blvd. S., a 2.5-acre piece of a former quarry located on the shore of the Petaluma River directly below Highway 101. Lomas will also contribute $862,208 to the city’s affordable-housing fund as part of the deal.

After complaints from community members and city councilors at the January Council meeting, Lomas agreed to build 11 of the affordable units downtown and 50 at the former quarry far from downtown.

According to a city staff report, affordable-housing developer Burbank Housing has said it will need an additional $2 million on top of Lomas’ $862,208 in fees to complete the proposed affordable-housing project.

In comments at the Feb. 24 Council meeting, Rich Wallach, Burbank Housing’s director of housing development, indicated that the developer is confident that it will secure outside funding to complete the project, pending a few recent changes to the funding program the developer is applying to.

What’s The Hurry?

With such a complicated project, a layperson might expect this kind of project to remain mired in city bureaucracy for years. Instead, Lomas was able to win approval of the project from the City Council, despite the fact that the Planning Commission voted against the development agreement and the proposed plans for the 890 McDowell Blvd. development at two meetings last year.

Several council members who voted for the deal acknowledged flaws with the project proposal, especially the affordable-housing aspect, but indicated that the deal might be the city’s last foreseeable chance to get a second SMART station.

Here are two of the factors at play:

First, the agreement SMART and Lomas signed in 2017 requires Lomas to close its purchase of 315 D St. by May 19, 2020.

Second, the development agreement between Petaluma and Lomas states that, “SMART indicates that construction work for the Second Petaluma Station [at Corona Road] must coincide with the completion of the construction work on the planned Windsor SMART station scheduled to commence in March, 2020 …”

Here’s the implication: If Petaluma doesn’t approve the agreement with Lomas now, Lomas won’t pay SMART for the 315 D St. property, SMART won’t begin work on the Corona Road Station after they complete the Windsor Station work and Petaluma will lose hundreds of new downtown housing units (read: tax dollars) in the process.

Although SMART’s 2017 deal with Lomas dictated much of the conversation around Petaluma’s development agreement—including the shortened timeline on the decision—SMART staff did not speak at the City Council meetings that included discussion of the Lomas deal, nor did SMART return a request for comment.

As part of their approval, the City Council directed city staff to arrange a meeting with SMART to hammer out a formal promise from the transit agency to construct Corona Station. If they cannot reach that agreement with SMART in the next few months, the convoluted Lomas deal may fall apart after all.

Compare/Contrast

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On view on floor five as part of the “Pop, Minimal, and Figurative Art” exhibit at the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art is Andy Warhol’s Liz #6, an iconic work that we’ve all seen.

But have you seen it side by side with Tim Curry’s Dr. Frank N. Furter from The Rocky Horror Picture Show? See above—now you have. The resemblance is uncanny in that “separated at birth” kind of way. Surely, this sixth Liz Taylor was the inspiration for Curry’s make-up, right? Happy to debate this with you at a drinking establishment of your choice—just say when, where and the name on your tab. I see you shiver with antici……pation.

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Starting Monday, Petaluma will be the scene of a massive arboreal apocalypse as the city fells trees along Highway 101 between Lakeville Street (Highway 116) and Corona Road (a name that makes you want to wear a face mask). Unless you’re a vampire, this shouldn’t affect your commute—the tree slaying will close northbound lanes from 10pm to 6am and southbound lanes from 7pm to 4am—for the next seven weeks. Alas, it never occurred to the powers-that-be to instead keep the trees and rip out the highway, as an act of civic healing. This particular leg of 101 has artificially divided Petaluma and fomented an intense East-West rivalry that’s led to calls to dam the Petaluma River and create Petaluma Bay to flood the side opposite their own.

Did English 101 teach us nothing? Being the “egg basket of the world” at the time F. Scott Fitzgerald was writing the Great Gatsby, surely Petaluma was the inspiration for East Egg and West Egg (aha!), the tony enclaves that indicated whether you come from old money or new money. I don’t know where Petaluma’s money is now, let alone its relative youth, but I do know that “mature trees” are showcased on every million-dollar-plus real estate listing (which is to say every listing at this point). Factor that into your nest egg, P-town.

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Someone has vandalized undercover artist Banksy’s latest mural in Bristol, England, leading others to ask “Wait, isn’t Banksy’s art itself technically vandalism?” Armed with spray paint and stencils, the much-lauded Banksy surreptitiously appropriates city walls as his canvases, which can become worth millions—that is, until another artist scrawls “BCC Wankers” across it in an apparent critique of the “Bristol City Council.” Sure, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but value in the art world starts with the holder of the spray can. A decade ago Banksy created six pieces during a San Francisco “residency”—surely Sonoma, Napa and Marin are next.

Nominate local targets for Banksy-treatment on our Facebook page (facebook.com/NorthBayBohemian) and we’ll pass them along (and, naturally, take a gallerist’s commission).

It Can’t Happen Here … Can It?

Most of us are simply horrified at the wholesale trashing of ethics, truth and the rule of law in Washington these days. We shake our heads in disbelief and mutter, “Well, it can’t happen here.” But maybe, just maybe, we’re just kidding ourselves.

It was revealed on Feb. 11 that 3rd District Supervisor Shirlee Zane didn’t have the mandatory zoning permit to allow her large re-election campaign signs, which were already posted all around town. Rival Chris Coursey noted, “Look, if you’re willing to break small rules, what rules aren’t you willing to break?”

The answer to that is already on the record, Chris. At the Nov. 19 Board of Supervisors meeting, options were discussed for resolving the Rodota Trail encampment crisis. The county is bound by the Martin v. Boise 9th Circuit decision along with agreed terms of a Federal injunction which protects certain rights of unsheltered individuals staying on publicly owned land in Sonoma County.

Shirlee Zane’s opinion on the matter? “I’m not in favor of allowing the courts to dictate our actions on this matter, I’m really not,” she declared, adding, “Too often we’re bound by these legal decisions … what would happen if we decided not to respect this injunction?”

What, I wonder, would happen if we are fools enough to re-elect yet another official who thinks that breaking the law is a good idea?

Santa Rosa

Pass the Pliny

Every year Sonoma County sees globe-trotting beer lovers pack the streets for a taste of the infamous Pliny the Younger. I have lived in Santa Rosa since long before The Russian River Brewing Company even opened its doors. We locals know a good thing, and are proud to call Pliny our own. We bring growlers out of town and pack bottles in our suitcases when visiting friends across the country and beyond. We love the beer and the pizza and the Drew bites year-round, not just for two weeks in February. We have helped The Russian River Brewing Company become what it is today.

Yet, for two weeks in February, RR forgets about us. To get even a taste of our favorite beer, we have to stand in line for hours. We have to take time off work, because unlike the globe-trotters, we are NOT on vacation. We are your teachers and doctors, roofers and checkout clerks. We deliver mail and pick up trash. We are the people that keep this community moving. It’s time Russian River showed us some love, and gave us a chance to try Pliny the Younger without needing to wait in line for 4 hours. A driver’s license swipe, a locals-only voucher or a day when only locals can visit—Sonoma County residents should get one time to go to the front of the line, as a “Thank You” for making you who you are.

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