The Scoop

Fen-Phen Fun

Getting to the heart of the matter

By Bob Harris

ATTENTION, former fen-phen users: They can fix that scary side effect now–by punching a hole right through your heart. Happy? I thought so.

Last summer, when fen-phen first crossed our path, the main concern was that it could lead to a really deadly heart thing called primary pulmonary hypertension, or PPH, which is this deal where really high pressure builds up in your lungs and causes your heart to fail and makes you drop dead.

Which, I suppose, is one way to lose a lot of weight, but it does seem kind of drastic.

Well, if you’re one of the Kate Winslets out there who gulped down a whole bunch of the stuff in an effort to transform yourself into Kate Moss, there’s good news. If you do wind up with a tight set of lungs, there’s now a treatment for PPH.

A Mexico City doctor named Julio Sandoval (which anagrams into Loud Jon Saliva, a name I vastly prefer and will use from here on) is treating PPH using a procedure called “graded balloon dilation atrial septostomy,” which is docspeak for punching a small hole in the wall between the left and right sides of your heart, sliding a little balloon through the hole, and then inflating the balloon until the hole is just big enough to relieve the pressure.

Of course, you coulda just ate your dang veggies, but noooooo …

Surprisingly, Dr. Loud Jon Saliva’s procedure actually works pretty well. It’s no cure, but if you suffer through PPH without the deal, 50-50 you’re dead in two years. But let the dude run a balloon through your ticker, and your odds go up to 90 percent.

Granted, it sounds unpleasant. But then again, a lot of former fen-phen users are already walking around with balloons in their chests. What’s one more?

ARE YOU PAYING any attention to the stock market? Several weeks ago, investors–or speculators, to be more accurate, even if they’re working for major institutions–drove the price of Internet stocks through the roof, past the sun deck, off the satellite dish, and into the neighbor’s tree.

Now, I’m very fortunate and blessed to have the ability to do second-grade arithmetic, so I went on the air right then and there, on the radio edition of The Scoop, and pointed out that paying $200 for a business that’s only making about a nickel a month–that’s what the numbers were for Yahoo–displays the kind of financial acumen worthy of a baseball owner.

They say they’re not buying earnings, they’re buying growth. Fine. It’s still stupid. Let’s dream wildly for a second that earnings will double every year for straight five years. OK, now you’re paying 200 bucks for a company that will hypothetically make all of $1.60 a month five years from now. Which ain’t likely in a business where the rules change every three months.

This market had a phonier top than Anna Nicole Smith.

So now the market’s coming down off its high faster than people driving home from a Grateful Dead concert. And it’s just as likely to stop itself gracefully.

On Aug. 3, the Dow had lost almost another 100 points and now sat almost 600 points below its high point of three weeks before, when, as noted, I told you so. The techie NASDAQ was pushing a 10 percent drop, and the small-company Russell 2000 index was down more than 15 percent since topping in May. In less than a month, Yahoo (which I’ve chosen arbitrarily to pick on as a representative Internet play) had lost one sixth of its entire market cap. And counting.

And the story gets worse.

They don’t like to mention much in newspapers and TV shows that they are trying to sell you stuff (which is all of them), but the National Associations of Purchasing Management’s figures are at their lowest level in years. They’ve indicated a coming economic contraction–or even a full-blown recession–since June.

So now we can only hope that people don’t sell stocks with the same mania that they bought, or else the next big market for investors will be the black kind. In which case, your broker’s next “Buy” recommendation might be a great deal on cigarettes and soap.

Really, it could happen. After all, somebody said so on the Internet.

From the August 13-19, 1998 issue of the Sonoma County Independent.

© Metro Publishing Inc.

Back to School

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Cyber Kids

JANET ORSI


New child’s play, new children?

By Dominic Gates

JEREMY KOJIMA remembers using an Apple IIe computer when he was 3 or 4 years old. Now 17, he has his own office at his parents’ Toronto home, equipped with continuous Internet access. While doing his homework, he usually leaves open his Web browser, his e-mail program, and a Web chat program called ICQ for keeping in constant touch with his friends. On evenings, weekends, and vacations, Kojima makes money doing Web-design work.

“The Net has become an integral part of the way I work,” says Kojima, “I’m basically sitting in front of the computer from the minute I get home to the time I go to sleep.”

Welcome to the digital reinvention of childhood. Kids have a staggering breadth of material readily available online. Their reach is global. Nowadays school projects may be completed as cut-and-paste jobs, with hyperlinks to sources. Kids can chat freely with friends half a world away. Meanwhile, parents are torn. On the one hand, they scurry to ensure their kids are at ease with the high technology of the future; on the other, they are scared of what they hear might be lurking in cyberspace to derail their children.

What effect is Internet access having on a new generation of children? Some cyber-gurus gush about the unlimited potential of a generation “liberated from linear thinking.” Others worry that we’re raising a generation that is losing the ability to conduct logical, coherent discourse.

Is high technology reshaping the child? Or will the effect of the digital media on the young minds of the wired generation depend upon some decidedly old-fashioned factors?

Start Them Early, Rein Them In

KIDS TODAY often can get a high-tech start in life to satisfy the pushiest of baby-boomer power parents. What’s red and blue and yellow, with a big splash of Barney-purple, made of durable tantrum-proof plastic, features a keyboard designed for kiddy fingers, and a screen with large type and colorful pictures? A play computer? Yes. But one that nonetheless runs Windows 95–and costs $2,400.

Designed for kids aged 3 to 7 years, this newly available “fun and learning computer center” consists of a brightly colored plastic kiddy desk and computer console, complete with spill-proof keyboard and a barely-off-the-floor kiddy bench to seat two digital toddlers. It has an Intel Pentium chip, an internal CD-ROM drive, and a two-gigabyte hard drive, and it comes loaded with kids’ software. The manufacturers– IBM and the Little Tikes Co., a division of Rubbermaid– assert that the Young Explorer will give schools, day-care centers, and children’s hospital wards “an all-in-one computing solution.”

The kindergartens and preschools of America are ready. The Wall Street Journal reports that KinderCare Learning Centers has computers in all of its 1,151 child-care centers, while another offers computer training to children as young as 2. The Journal also reports a surge in the sale of software for babies. In 1997, parents bought $27 million worth of software targeted at infants ages 18 months to 3 years. Titles such as “Jumpstart Baby” from the Cendant Corp. reveal the marketing impetus: affluent boomers seeking to give their kids a head start in the information age. Who would want to disadvantage their kids by sending them to a preschool where the play equipment doesn’t rise above picture books, wooden blocks, and sandpits?

In one “Computertots” nursery school, the mother of a 3-year-old who was signally failing to give the computer screen his undivided attention told the Journal, “He’s got to keep up with the other kids. If he falls behind he’ll be lost.”

Commercial interests are happy to cash in on parents who push legitimate concerns to such extremes. By the time kids reach adolescence, though, parental obsession may swing in the opposite direction. It is estimated that nearly one third of America’s 20 million teenagers use the Internet. Many of those are more comfortable with digital media than their parents are. Often the worry is not whether they are coping with the new information technology, but what they are doing with it that their parents don’t know about. In any discussion of the dark sides of the Internet–whether pornography, hate sites, or cyber-predators–it is the potential for access by kids that stirs an impulse to censor. And then there is the fear of nerdiness.

How can it be healthy for kids, like Jeremy Kojima, to be “sitting in front of the computer from the minute I get home to the time I go to sleep”?

Actually, Jeremy’s mother, Anne Kojima, vice principal of a Toronto high school, has no such fear. Yes, Jeremy’s enthusiasm for the Net dominates his spare-time activities, but she knows her son is sensible and balanced. She insists that, despite his own impression to the contrary, he does spend time on face-to-face encounters as well as online ones. And his time online is directed:

“He’s not just having endless chats,” explains his mother, “He’s doing research for school projects or for the companies he works with.” One such company, KidsNRG, hires Jeremy not only to do computer design, but also to run Web development projects. He attends client meetings, seminars, and conferences, and acts as a mentor for new hires. He consults with top designers in the United States.

Far from turning him into a nerd, such exposure has brought out his personality and raised his level of confidence.

An Effusive View of the Net Generation

ONE REASON the Net has been such a positive experience for Kojima is readily apparent. He has involved parents, very aware of what he does and fully supportive of it. They have the means and the education to provide sensitive backup. They are ready with guidance and encouragement. With such a platform from which to launch, the only pitfall in his path might be having to cope with too much material success too soon.

Kojima is an exemplar of the “Net Generation” model teenager, which author and consultant Don Tapscott has glowingly portrayed in his book Growing up Digital. In an interview, Tapscott maintains that the new digital network media are creating “a whole new youth culture,” one that he lauds to the skies.

Tapscott contrasts the effects of the new media with the long-lamented deficiencies of television. “When they’re online, rather than being the passive recipients of somebody else’s broadcast video, [kids] are reading, analyzing, evaluating; they’re sifting good stuff from bad stuff; they’re authenticating; they’re writing, they’re composing their thoughts.” Then he adds, as if weary of the negative spin that pervades the media, “This is not bad for kids.”

Tapscott also warns that the baby-boomer generation better get ready for displacement at the workplace by this new culture. “There’s a demographic tsunami, in the United States alone of 80 million of these kids, that’s about to hit up against Dilbert Inc.,” says Tapscott. “Their culture is antithetical to the culture of the command and control hierarchy.”

He characterizes this new “interactive culture” as curious, assertive, self-reliant, and accepting of diversity. Among the major “themes” of the culture he identifies “fierce independence,” “emotional and intellectual openness,” and “innovation.”

Tapscott goes so far as to say that this digital revolution will transform today’s kids into something entirely new in the world. “Kids aren’t kids,” he says. “For the first time ever, children are an authority on a central innovation facing society.”

Listening to such descriptions, one cannot help thinking of Jeremy Kojima. A brave new world has opened for kids like him. Once they might have been bored in school; now they can interact with a machine and self-direct their youthful energy and passion to formidable creative heights.

Reality Check

BUT MOST KIDS don’t have the support and guidance Kojima has. And absent such support, the effects of access to cyberspace may be more limited. Even negative.

Professor James Collins, a specialist in writing and the teaching of writing at the State University of New York, at Buffalo, sees several educational problems surfacing among schoolkids that are directly traceable to their exposure to the online world. Kids who have trouble with writing are increasingly using the Internet to do mindless copying (those research project cut-and-paste jobs); the chattiness and informality appropriate to e-mail communication is spilling over into high school students’ essays; and many children are finding it difficult to distinguish between significant and trivial information.

(Contrary to Tapscott’s experience, Collins says, “The kids I know think that if it shows up on the computer screen, it’s true.”)

Collins has a broader problem with the claims of cyberspace visionaries that the interactive, hyper-linked modes of online expression will supersede older forms of communication and ultimately of thinking. Tapscott, for example, writes positively about “the idea that computers could free humans from linear thinking.”

But the result is often negative when what Collins calls the “hyper-text, logic-be-damned quality” of electronic discourse shows up in the classroom.

“Discourse moves in a line; there’s a beginning, a middle, and an end,” explains Collins. “That’s what took us out of the unscientific period of human thinking. We moved from mythology to science.” For Collins, linearity and logic go hand in hand, and from that springs rational scientific thought. Linearity indeed may be the hallmark of the Western contribution to civilization, including the field of computer science.

“Will we communicate in a linear way in the future?” asks Tapscott. “We write that way now because we have primitive writing tools. Maybe we’re going to write in hypermedia, where I as a recipient can have some influence over how this information is adjusted, depending on my cognitive and learning style.”

Collins is unconvinced. “Linear thinking is not the only way, but the linearity of discourse is of immense value,” he says. “I don’t think hyper-text and the undisciplined thinking it encourages is progress at all.” One outcome of the computer revolution, he suggests, is more words than ever–more text, more trees cut down for printout paper, and yet less thought and less logic.

The Universals of Youth

STRIPPING AWAY digital buzzwords like “interactive” and “non-linear,” it’s easy to spin around every positive label that Tapscott applies to the Net Generation. For fiercely independent, read ungovernable. For open, read empty. For innovative, read disrespectful of the past. For accepting of diversity (a quality supposedly fostered by the anonymity of online communication), read divorced from real-world problems. For assertive, read arrogant.

What is striking about this list, whether spun positively or negatively, is that you could apply it to any previous unwired generation. These are the characteristics of the young, not especially of the wired. Who could deny that the baby boomers had their share of independence/ungovernability or assertiveness/arrogance? This isn’t really such a revolution.

It should come as no surprise, though, that some of the qualities of childhood endure. After all, there are some rather fundamental universals. We are all trapped in time. Time’s arrow proceeds unerringly in a line. Language, the locus of our humanity, is linear. “Speech makes us human and literacy makes us civilized,” wrote the distinguished scholar David Olson of the Ontario Institute for Studies in Education in the Harvard Education Review in 1977. We speak in a linear mode. We write in a linear mode. That linearity imposes a logic that shapes our thinking.

If kids in the future have trouble putting their thoughts in order, getting their ducks in a line, then those thoughts will be literally unspeakable.

But there is no reason to expect the worst. In an afterword to The Future of the Book, the Italian scholar Umberto Eco discusses the alleged displacement of the traditional book by the new electronic media. “The problem is in saying that we have replaced an old thing with another one,” writes Eco. “We have both.”

Yes, online technology will give more power to a privileged elite within the new wired generation. But even lucky kids like Kojima still need a broader educational context to ground them, to wire them to the earth.

Some basics persist, even through revolutions. Despite the child’s newfound ability to interact with a machine, human interaction cannot be displaced. Good parenting and adult mentoring still matter more than any technology.

The new children are not so different from the old. Kids are still kids.

Reprinted, with minor emendations, with permission from PreText magazine.

From the August 13-19, 1998 issue of the Sonoma County Independent.

© Metro Publishing Inc.

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Lovestruck



Dave Alvin chronicles affairs of the heart


Dave Alvin
Blackjack David (Hightone)

IT’S A THIN LINE between love and hate. Ex-Blaster-turned-roadhouse philosopher Dave Alvin straddles that nether region of heart in a loosely knit concept album. Alvin breathes life into a series of vignettes featuring a working-class cast of the love-struck and the love-lorn. Incest, infidelity, and the infinite possibilities presented by hitting the highway inform these little morality takes, all seen through the sweet sentiment of a whiskey haze. Not as immediately catchy as 1996’s King of California, but well worth the visit.
GREG CAHILL

Gerald Collier
Gerald Collier (Revolution/Warner)

Josh Rouse
Dressed up Like Nebraska (Slow River/Rykodisc)

AMBIANT soundscapes and hybrid grooves may be all the rage, but the straightforward singer/songwriter is very much alive. Gerald Collier and Josh Rouse have made impressive debuts in this field. Both Gerald Collier and Rouse’s Dressed up Like Nebraska employ spare, shuffling folk-rock and personal, yearning lyrics, with ringing guitar attempts supporting up-front vocals. Collier has more of an urban rocker’s instinct, with heavier, stinging arrangements, a Pink Floyd cover (“Fearless”), and a propensity to shout. Rouse tends toward softer musing and strumming, with delicate string parts and a more plaintive, sometimes countryish feel. Both artists find strength in the classic confessional mode of the singer/songwriter, where each shares his attempt to make peace with the past. Collier has made more progress, taking a cavalier comfort in his fall from grace, but the cost has been losing touch with feelings (“My tears are so bored they won’t come down”). Rouse, although stuck in sentimental memory, has a sure footing–he knows better than to abandon “the common thread that wound from me to you.”
KARL BYRN

Split Lip Rayfield
Split Lip Rayfield (Bloodshot)

The Sadies
Precious Moments (Bloodshot)

FORGET everything you know about so-called alternative country. These bands on the Chicago-based Bloodshot Records–the same guys that gave us 1994’s ass-kickin’ anthology For a Life of Sin: A Compilation of Insurgent Chicago Country and the follow-up CD Nashville: The Other Side of the Alley–tear up a shitstorm of trouble that leaves BR5-49 and their ilk chokin’ in their exhaust. The Sadies bill themselves as a feral, guitar-crazed cattle drive through Malibu and the Motor City. They are a junkyard-dog band that unleashes a ferocious blend of spaghetti Western soundtracks, surf, and rabid monkey swang! It’s Iggy Pop and the Stooges-meet-the Stanley Brothers at a beer-and-sweat-stained biker bar. Meanwhile, Split Lip Rayfield–the three horsemen of the bluegrass apocalypse–are hell-bent on firing up their scorched-earth brand of hillbilly mayhem, delivering white lightning-fast guitar picking and banjo strumming, and–get this!–that ain’t no bass gittar, baby, it’s a one-string incendiary device made out of a Ford truck gas tank and a weedwhacker string. Alternative country? Get out of town… .
G.C.

Mark Hummel
Low Down to Uptown (Tone-Cool)

FOR 20 YEARS, harmonica man Mark Hummel has been a staple of the Bay Area blues scene–an accomplished journeyman who has built a solid reputation with his gritty Chicago-style harp playing and a sure-footed command of the idiom. Low Down to Uptown finds Hummel at the peak of his powers. With a guest roster that includes the legendary Charles Brown on keyboards and East Bay singing sensation Brenda Boykin, Hummel crafts a toe-tappin’, heart-poundin’ set of sizzling swing and infectious jump blues. Catch him in the act on Saturday, Aug. 15, at 9 p.m. at the Mystic Theater, 21 Petaluma Blvd. N. in Petaluma. Tickets are $5.
G.C.

Ernest Ranglin
In Search of the Lost Riddim (Palm)

Baaba Maal
Nomad Soul (Palm)

HE IS BEST KNOWN in reggae circles as the man who taught Bob Marley how to play guitar, but Ernest Ranglin’s contributions to the world music scene are legendary. As a member of the Blues Blasters, Ranglin became a fixture on the 1950s shuffle boogie scene. Later, as guitarist for the seminal Skatalites, Ranglin helped create the upbeat sound that launched three waves of modern dance music. On his latest release (one of the first on the new Palm label, headed by former Island Records chief Chris Blackwell), Ranglin journeys to Senegal in search of the percolating rhythms that inform ska. The result: some of the most tasteful jazz-style riffs ever laid down to shimmering high-life beats. The ultimate summer world-music album. On board is a host of top African musicians, including labelmate Baaba Maal, the Senegalese guitarist and vocalist whose latest CD offers sometimes introspective, often powerful lyrical insights into the soul of the continent.
G.C.

From the August 13-19, 1998 issue of the Sonoma County Independent.

© Metro Publishing Inc.

7th Day Rototiller

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Plowing Ahead

MICHAEL AMSLER


7th Day Rototiller cultivates a catchy punk/lounge/exotica hybrid

By Charles McDermid

ONE THING we’ve always wanted to do is give people something to remember us by,” says Justin Paulsen, guitarist and vocalist for 7th Day Rototiller, a theatrical Santa Rosa-based band that’s been known to dress up as milkmen, soda jerks, and gas station attendants for its live shows. “We’ve never done a show that we didn’t have a theme or costumes.

“Music is the main thing, but image is important to have.”

Taking a cue from such late-’70s New Wave bands as Devo, the Rototillers have used costumes, stage props, and progressive marketing tactics to cultivate a cartoonish image that aptly mirrors their unorthodox brand of party music.

“We’re into the campy thing–if it’s campy it’s cool. We’re a serious band, but we don’t ever take ourselves too seriously,” says Paulsen, who formed the band four years ago with drummer Brian Pirkle and bassist Shawn Burrell.

The Rototillers have correctly seen that the realm of self-promotion is changing rapidly. Along with maintaining a photo-laden website, the group undoubtedly has the cleverest promotional material on Sonoma County’s music scene–“eye candy” is the media term. “If we know one thing, it’s that it isn’t just the music, it’s the whole thing–putting a package together that’s entertaining,” says Pirkle, mastermind of the group’s image.

“For the next show, we’re making 7th Day prayer candles in the form of Easter Island heads.”

Fittingly, this zany, tongue-in-cheek exuberance is also evident in the group’s music. The set list for their newly released self-titled debut CD contains, among other comical concerns, an exotic ode to the martini, a song strictly about bacon, and, of course, the localized lament “The Ballad of the 440.”

The Rototiller band careens over the musical map like a drunken sailor–“from punk to lounge, surf to exotica,” as they word it.

“We grab from everywhere we can. Punk, surf instrumentals, everything from Burt Bacharach to White Zombie,” says Pirkle.

CALL IT what you will, the CD, set for release Saturday at a live performance at the Moonlight Restaurant and Bar in Santa Rosa, is pure party music. The opening track, “Drinkin’ Song,” as well as “Overdrive,” and “Sick of the Violence,” is an aggressive pop-punk carryover from the band’s early days as a power trio. In contrast are the bevy of more melodic songs featuring new vocalist Carol Muelrath.

“Our attitude and our diversity are the best things,” says Muelrath. “We such have a range of sounds–there’s always one the crowd can tap into.”

The CD does throw the listener a schizo little twist with the inclusion of several dark and somewhat nihilistic numbers penned by Paulsen. Rearing its head in “Gotta Get out of Here” and “The Taste” is a certain suburban ennui–a lyrical landscape fraught with anger, loneliness, and an air of desperation.

“What can I do?” jokes Paulsen. “There will remain a certain amount of angst for a person living in these times and playing rock and roll.”

If there must be a critical comment, it would be that at times the music can be unchallenging to the listener. However, this is not a CD to be mulled over in the hope of unearthing layers of subtle meaning.

This is intended to be live music, and should be enjoyed fast and loud and as close to the amp as possible.

“Our message is to have fun and enjoy us–nothing political,” says Pirkle.

“We want everybody to have as much fun as we are having.

7th Day Rototiller perform Saturday, Aug. 15, at 9:30 p.m. at the Moonlight Restaurant and Bar, 515 Fourth St., Santa Rosa. The show is a CD release party. Jumbo Shrimp, featuring former Dead Kennedys Klause Fluoride and East Bay Ray, open. Call for cover charge info. 526-2662.

From the August 13-19, 1998 issue of Metro Santa Cruz.

© Metro Publishing Inc.

Renaissance Pleasure Faire

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Sex in the Shire

MICHAEL AMSLER


Debauchery a lost art at the Renaissance Pleasure Faire

By David Templeton

SEX, as anyone who’s attended the Renaissance Pleasure Faire over the years has no doubt concluded, was quite a happening thing during the reign of Good Queen Elizabeth. It was a time of optimism, when a freedom-loving populace was securely in touch with their libidos. The “wine, women, and song” of post-medieval England were every bit the match, evidently, of America’s post-1950s embrace for “sex, drugs, and rock ‘n’ roll!”

The legendary faire–an annual re-creation of 16th- century small-town life–is now in its 32nd and (purportedly) final year at Blackpoint Forest in Novato, and if the event has even an ounce of historical accuracy, it goes a long way toward explaining why those lusty Elizabethans were so all-fired lusty. From the colorful garb (low-cut, bosom-enhancing dresses for the women and flamboyant, strap-on penis packages known as cod-pieces for the men) to the bawdy songs of the peasants, a walk down the streets of the Renaissance Pleasure Faire is a stroll through a world of randy exhibitionists and horny Dionysian sensualists.

Or so it was, once upon a time. The faire isn’t quite like that anymore, is it? These days, it seems that the great god Dionysus has been tamed by the unsmiling lords of common sense, commerciality, and fear of litigation. The very bawdiness that gave the faire its reputation as the hottest party in town has been cropped back, censored, and tamed. Even a casual survey of faire workers–who prefer to remain anonymous– elicits a glum confirmation of the new Puritanism,

“No more sex. No more drugs,” whispers one veteran peasant. “This is now Disneyland.”

In 1979, I first entered the magical mystery of the Renaissance Pleasure Faire–working as a hawker– when it was in Southern California. I followed the faire north in 1981 to encounter a slightly mellower (not as many drunken brawls) but distinctly sexier environment. For the next 10 years I worked at the faire every summer, managing various attractions.

Remember the Merry Mire, where patrons could purchase buckets of mud to sling at foul-mouthed wenches and uncouth louts perched over a pond of muddy water? That was mine, a popular hot spot until rising insurance costs shut us down.

Many are the tales I could tell: There was the polite young woman who showed up, her therapist by her side, while I was taking my turn on the seat. She purchased a bucket of mud and called out to me, “Nothing personal, but I was abused as a child. So for the next five minutes, you’re my father.” She left a big tip. After that day I always remembered to wear an athletic cup. Then there was the time one of our hard-working “Mud Puppies” was injured during his shift, while the young lady who was on call to take the seat in such emergencies was amorously entwined in the private living quarters of the game booth next door. Hearing our shouts of “Mud Puppy down!” she discreetly disengaged herself, dressed quickly, and was ready to help within 90 seconds; successfully dodging the mud for the remainder of her shift, she soon returned to her patient partner.

Not that the faire isn’t fun anymore. It is.

But it’s hard not to become wistful while wandering down the dusty mile from the front gate to the “end of the world.” Gone are the rude double-entendres of the street hawkers, who, according to numerous faire workers, must now submit scripts in advance. All hawking must be “appropriate.” That’s a far cry from the days when rascally rogues and wenches at the ball-toss game booths would shout, “Show us how you handle your balls!”

Also verboten are the “peasant fairy rings,” in which playful actors, holding hands, surround two wide-eyed customers and recite a rhyme explaining that the couple will be released from the circle only after exchanging a kiss. Threats of sexual harassment suits have put an end to the practice. Gone also are the near-mythic “Drench-a-Wench” and “Soak-a-Bloke” games, in which customers shot a wet sponge at an array of buff and/or busty actors, receiving in return an eye-popping kiss from the target. That vanished in the ’80s, another casualty of AIDS phobia and a growing cultural intolerance toward lighthearted sexual expression.

MICHAEL AMSLER


More alarming than what is missing, however, is what has replaced it. If the early faires were an embodiment of the free-loving ’60s, the new faire is a perfect reflection of the hyper-commercialized ’90s. Customers are now met by banners proclaiming the joys of Miller Beer. ATMs are never far away, and even the street musicians are peddling their tapes and CDs.

“I take Visa, Mastercard, and Discover,” pleads one bold harpist to a small crowd of listeners.

The hay bales that were once omnipresent throughout the faire–offering a place to park oneself and watch the spectacle–have been drastically reduced in number.

“With fewer places to sit, people just keep moving,” explains another veteran faire worker. “Keep the customer moving, keep the customer spending. That’s the idea.”

I am admittedly nostalgic for the days when the faire was a sensual playground, where the smells of food and ale mingled with the heart-stopping promise of an amorous encounter. But everything changes. And not all change is bad.

“There’s new management now,” agrees one 20-year veteran street actor. “The employees get paid on time and the checks don’t bounce. We can’t complain about that.”

The faire itself, at least in its current incarnation amid the ancient oaks at Black Point Forest, will soon be buried under concrete and turf, after the long-threatened housing development and golf course construction finally begins this August. The faire will move elsewhere, taking its ATMs and corporate sponsors with it.

WALKING the streets on opening day, I take mental note of the memories attached to various sites: Over there is the tree from which a large, bearded fellow used to sell rainbow-colored shirts, offering to share a joint with anyone who stopped to chat. I stop near the corporate-sponsored Red Barrel Stage, where, rumor has it, a water truck once almost ran over a couple of lovers copulating in their sleeping bag in the middle of the road on Saturday night (the bag slid down from a nearby hill, but they were too involved to notice). The spot is now the sight of a booth offering “Final Farewell Medallions–to remember the Faire by.”

But with so many memories, who needs a medallion?

I like to think that, years from now, various workers and satisfied patrons from throughout the faire’s history will make the pilgrimage to what could by then be the ninth hole at the Renaissance Greens Golf Course. These pilgrims might bring their children along, saying, “There. Right there was the tree under which you were conceived. Right here was the place where people used to kiss strangers in public, without fear. It was called the Renaissance Pleasure Faire. It’s moved on, but for a while, it was a wonderful, lusty, unpredictable, and one-of-a-kind place.

“It sure was great while it lasted.”

From the August 6-12, 1998 issue of the Sonoma County Independent.

© Metro Publishing Inc.

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Rock-O-Rama


NEAL PRESTON

Stray Cat strut: Brian Setzer cruises into LBC this month.


Brian Setzer Orchestra
The Dirty Boogie (Interscope)

AFTER A PROMISING debut and a sophomore slump, the Brian Setzer Orchestra cuts a serious and sizzling groove on its third release. Forget all the contrivances and prattle about America’s resurgent swing culture. One spin of this disk testifies that hardcore swing music–not to mention jump blues and retrofitted rockabilly–can still invoke timelessness over trendiness.

Setzer, former frontman for ’80s rockabilly sensation the Stray Cats, launched his big-band persona six years ago, hardly the hippest move during the grunge era. The orchestra’s self-titled debut recording in 1994 found Setzer testing the sonic waters, crooning and rocking his way through an innovative but ultimately indistinct endeavor. On Guitar Slinger, the band’s follow-up release, Setzer rocked even harder, with the results verging on uncomfortable.

But on The Dirty Boogie, Setzer achieves an epiphany that is consistent, versatile, and inspired. His red-hot guitar licks, which frequently seemed orphaned on past arrangements, now enjoy seamless integration with his 17-piece band, which swings in the Luther Burbank Center on Aug. 16. His vocals meander from rasp to warble with efficient poise. And his songwriting is simply ascendant. The Dirty Boogie blasts off with the high-octane “This Cat’s on a Hot Tin Roof,” followed by the title track, a brilliant, innuendo-riddled romp that, if written 40 years ago, would likely be considered a classic. Other standouts include Setzer’s sultry duet with No Doubt’s Gwen Stefani on a cover of “You’re the Boss” and a blistering–and entirely justified– treatment of the Stray Cats’ “Rock This Town.” Meriting special mention is “Hollywood Nocturne,” an exquisitely spectral lounge tune with Setzer’s disembodied, compression-filtered narrative evoking the essence of noir.

Ultimately, Setzer celebrates his genre without pandering to the postmodern martini crowd’s tired trump card: irony. Perhaps Setzer’s greatest retrieval from the musical past is an intrinsic aura of honesty. And on The Dirty Boogie–retro without mimicry, traditional but not derivative–he has crafted nothing less than a benchmark for the neo-swing movement.
CHRIS WEIR

The Murmurs
Blender (MCA)

THE CD IS PALE PINK checked gingham with a matching case. The two Murmurs themselves are dressed in the height of grunge chic, not quite Spice Girl, but they certainly don’t look comfortable. Six of 12 photos of the girls are chest shots, and the music is exactly what you’d expected from a glance at the CD. Sorry, simple chords reminiscent of a 1980s chick band and high, breathy vocals just don’t do it. Would anyone be touched by such profound lyrics as “You’re such a lah-dee-dah-dee / You’re such a lah-dee-dah-dee-dah” and “I’m a mess/ I’m a mess”? Nearly every refrain is full of pitiful, howling “ah-ie-ah-ie’s” or “ooh-ee-ooh-ee’s.” Yawn.
SHELLEY LAWRENCE

The Kirby Grips
The Celery Stalks at Night(Late Bloomers)

NONSENSICAL at times, this spunky girl-group delivers quirky power pop spritzed with punk, grunge, folk, and metal. Innocent little girl voices in “My Doll” sing, “Red dye number 19 in my lipstick/ Cancer mouth, don’t you wanna kiss it?” “Liar” combines some Courtney Love­styled vocals (“Hit and run for fun but don’t tell Gary”) with whisper-sweet echoes before seguing into the slow-driving line “We should buy some good wine, bread and cheese, blueberries and cream, a little coffee.” Slightly obscure bits of narrative are interjected between the songs, pulling together the kitschy theme of the album’s title. Although not overwhelmingly inspired, this fresh, breathy trio from San Francisco is peculiarly catchy.
SARAH QUELLAND

Brian Jonestown Massacre
Strung out in Heaven (TVT)

DESPITE ITS BAD-BOY reputation, the Brian Jonestown Massacre has released an album that is full of fairly innocuous Britpop by way of L.A. That’s not to disparage Strung out in Heaven; it’s just that the album’s jangly, modish melodies are hardly what one would expect from a band that lists percussionist Joel Gion’s stint working in “SF’s biggest speed and acid lab” in its press bio. Brian Jones, of course, was the Rolling Stones’ guitarist who drowned in 1969, and the influence of the early Stones is evident throughout, from the lazy, easy glamour to the shiny white-boy guitars touched with a bit of rough, sultry blues. But though the vibes and tambourines sound retro, they don’t sound dated. The Brian Jonestown Massacre makes youthquake psyche-delia sound fabulous all over again.
MICHELLE GOLDBERG

The Revenants
Artists and Whores (Epiphany!)

THIS FOURSOME from Arizona, formerly known as the Suicide Kings, delivers vintage country at its finest. Rip-roaring, toe-tapping honky-tonk tunes like “Light at the End of the Bottle,” “Flower on My Grave,” and “Even Hookers Say Good-bye” draw the listener into the lonely Western desert in ways that would make Johnny Cash proud. The Revenants’ songs beg for shooting pool and slamming back whiskey shots in the smokiest dives. With help from guitarist and former Gin Blossom Deke Taylor, vocalist Bruce Connole cries out in a delightfully nasal twang, “You and all your glamorous friends got your uptown scene/ Talking through your cigarettes you don’t even know what you mean.” All 14 tracks are cleverly written fragments of reckless lives haunted by eerie harmonies.
S.Q.

From the August 6-12, 1998 issue of the Sonoma County Independent.

© Metro Publishing Inc.

Homemade Jam

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In a Jam

A moral tale about going too far back to basics

By Marina Wolf

THERE’S A SECRET I keep in my closet, not because I’m ashamed, but because it’s the only place to put it. There sits a monument of culinary hubris: 42 pints of homemade strawberry jam. To dispose of it properly would require a more durable toaster than mine.

And unfortunately the stuff is too thick to flush.

Before the fateful batch, I had been preserving food for a couple years with an intensity that astonished everyone, even me. I dabbled in other areas of doing-it-from-scratch, baking bread for a while from sourdough starter, and sun-drying homegrown tomatoes on homemade screens. Tattered tomes about obscure smoking equipment and long-term egg storage lined the bookshelf and cluttered the kitchen. But canning was where it was at.

Visitors boggled at the sight of 30 quarts of applesauce sitting solidly on the floor of the linen closet, and were gratefully astonished by my regular gifts of food (I had run out of room in the kitchen cupboards). When asked, which was frequently, I said canning was fun, that we knew where our food came from, that I was getting back in touch with old foodways that were in danger of dying out. The truth was less pretty:

I was berserk.

A summer kitchen, made swamp-hot by a violently boiling vat of water, was almost a magnetic force to me. I scanned newspapers and visitor brochures for harvest festivals, and spent hours with pencil and paper, calculating pounds of produce per quart of finished product. At one point I was even designing a new shelving system to bear the weight of the abundant harvest.

This passion turned out to be a lonely one. Sales clerks were invariably surprised by a 20-something woman with a lip ring asking for jar clamps and half-pint jars, and the aisle to the canning supplies was always a long and dusty one, populated by a few joyless matrons getting ready for another season of string beans. Friends called me Martha Stewart–the implication being to get a life–even as they scooped out yet another spoonful of green tomato pickles that went so well with curried chickpeas. Regular fixes from the rec.food.preserving newsgroup kept me from feeling too irredeemably old-fashioned; there cutting-edge urban anarchists posted side by side with blue-ribbon jellymakers from Wisconsin. But a few times I still had to turn to my mother for advice.

Oh, shame of shames!

All jibes to the contrary, I was never a Martha Stewart. That paragon of personal planning did her work for entertainment or showing off, or at least to get the viewing audience to buy the book. My motives only seemed more sensible: I was stocking up. Fueled by deeply ingrained memories of the self-sufficient Mormon ideals of my childhood and a 14-month stay in an Eastern European country, I craved reassurance that we would always be fed, even if the diet would be rather strange: apple pie filling, pickled garlic, stewed tomatoes.

But jam? Why stock up on a product that has less nutritional value than an equal weight of Spam? The last foodstuff we’ll need when the bomb drops is something that has to be washed down.

It’s right out of a “got milk” commercial, for chrissakes.

THE APPEAL back then of making my own jam remains a mystery, something about jam prices and the saccharine sludge that comes out of Smuckers jars. I could do better, I thought, and drove out the very next day to a u-pick farm near Santa Cruz. Five minutes into the row, my hands clicked into berry overdrive, stripping the bushes methodically, twisting and dropping the berries carefully into the bucket. My less experienced girlfriend moved more slowly, the bend in her back saying, “Are we there yet?” as plainly as a 7-year-old in the back seat. Not yet, not yet … OK, 80 pounds was enough.

(For those who are preserving impaired, 80 pounds of strawberries is, like, 320 strawberry shortcakes. Put that on your plate and eat it.)

Back home the flats stood in a triumphant tower on the front porch, while the capacious gas range soon grew crowded with a speckled enamel vat of simmering water, a smaller kettle of bubbling jam. We hulled and chopped and stirred and poured as fast as we could–miraculously, no jars exploded–and by 2 a.m. we were able to go to sleep with the plink-plink of the sealing lids ringing in our ears.

The kitchen next morning was a landscape of scorched sugar and rotting berry stems that hadn’t made it out to the compost heap (all right, there’s a bit of Martha in me). I slid a toasted slice of crusty homemade bread out of the toaster, buttered it lavishly, and carefully opened one of the few jars that hadn’t sealed. The moment of truth had arrived.

Ah, glorious self-reliance!

THE KNIFE slid easily into the jam, but the wanly red paste that emerged stiffly on the blade of the knife resembled pink grout more than any kind of home-crafted fruit spread. Any fruit that survived the pectinized cauldron on top of the stove had been finished off with 25 minutes in the mandated boiling water bath (scared of botulism, I had added another 10 minutes to the time).

I spread the jam with some difficulty on the waiting piece of toast and bit in, hoping for redemption in the flavor department, at least. Alas, what pectin had done for the texture, sugar had done to the taste. The bland sticky paste bore as much resemblance to those aromatic fruits of the field as a squirt-can of Cheez-Whiz does to a good hunk of Cheddar.

A couple of years have passed since that humbling bite, which appears to have cured me of my compulsive canning behavior. Oh, I still linger over the jewel-like pages of those gifts-from-the-kitchen books, and even threw some Bing cherries in brandy last month with the idea of giving it to friends come the holidays. But the darkening jars of ersatz jam, reproachful as the picture of Dorian Gray, stand as grim sentinels in my closet.

There’s no more room, they say. Just buy it one damn jar at a time.

From the August 6-12, 1998 issue of the Sonoma County Independent.

© Metro Publishing Inc.

The Scoop

War Story

Saving Private Ryan–For what?

By Bob Harris

Warning: If you haven’t seen Saving Private Ryan, this column has more spoilers than the Grand Prix of Monaco. Read on only if (a) you’ve seen it, (b) you’re not gonna, or (c) you’ve already had so much of the damn thing ruined by the hype that you figure what the hell, there can’t be that many surprises left anyway.

THERE’S A LOT of brilliant stuff in this film. The direction and cinematography are powerful and creative, the actors are generally marvelous, and the rest of the praise you read every time you open the arts section of your local daily is deserved.

There’s a lot of annoying stuff, too. For example, the soldiers have remarkably perfect teeth for guys in the middle of a war. Apparently Omaha Beach was fluoridated. The soundtrack intrudes with John Williams’ signature Star Wars bombast often enough that you half-expect the Germans to show up wearing white Storm Trooper outfits and firing laser beams. None of this article is about any of that stuff.

It’s about the difference between what the movie (and, thanks to the suspension of disbelief, most of the audience) thinks it says about America, and what it does.

Everybody agrees: Freedom is really neat.

OK. But what’s it for, anyway? Lincoln said at Gettysburg that the point of that whole shebang was so “that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom; and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.” Works for me.

Freedom is what we use to make a better society. Freedom is how we exchange ideas and act on them. Freedom is how we find out what’s wrong and change it.

Freedom is not merely an end unto itself. It’s a tool. You use it or lose it. Ownership of that tool is what brave men have fought and died for. Leaving a tool unused gets the same result as not owning the tool at all.

Leaving a tool unused that men have died to protect does not honor their sacrifice.

SO, HOW does Spielberg define patriotism? How does he define a life well lived? What, in Saving Private Ryan, is freedom for? Tom Hanks’ last words before dying and getting an Oscar are said ostensibly to Matt Damon, although he’s really speaking directly to the audience. He tells our Aryan hero–and us–on behalf of all of the brave men who died:

“Earn this.”

Close-up on Damon, as Private Ryan is transformed into an old man via the best damn morph money can buy. It’s now the present day. Ryan is weeping at his captain’s grave, mumbling about how desperately he has wanted to live up to the sacrifice.

So. Taking some three hours to set up this moment, Spielberg has given himself a singular opportunity to tell us what the hell democracy and liberty are really all about. This is–clearly–a frame for the moral of the whole kaboodle.

Tell us what the sacrifice was for, Steven. Tell us how Ryan earned this. Has the old man devoted his life to fighting injustice? Has he committed himself passionately to the defense of our freedom? Has he perhaps taken Captain Tom’s place back home as a schoolteacher, and taught the next generations about the noble sacrifices made on their behalf? Has he even joined the freakin’ 4-H?

Nope.

All the guy does is wonder if he was worth it. He has no idea. In an unintended connection between scenes, the old Ryan’s hands visibly tremble as he struggles with his indecision and powerlessness.

Just like one of his mortally wounded squad mates.

Finally, Ryan asks his wife if he’s a good guy. She says yeah. His family, who could live next door to Robert Redford’s “Ordinary People,” attends respectfully. That’s it!

Whoa. You mean all those guys who gave their lives at Normandy, and Anzio, and Guadalcanal, and countless other engagements, fought and died to protect … our right to have no idea what they died for, exactly, but to be kinda glad they did? As far as we are allowed to see, this Private Ryan has done nothing since the war to earn what those men died for.

Other than sort of feel like he should do something.

The audience, two thirds of whom will not even vote in November, applauds.

Curtain.

From the August 6-12, 1998 issue of the Sonoma County Independent.

© Metro Publishing Inc.

Ellen Miller

Kiss of the Needle

JERRY BAUER


Addiction gets real in ‘Like Being Killed’

By Patrick Sullivan

WHO DEPENDS more on heroin than junkies? Contemporary fiction writers, of course. The past few years have seen enough books and movies made from books about the hip thrill of hopeless addiction to make even the late William Burroughs head for a 12-step program. Just a pinch of the deadly powder seems to add instant chic, compelling pathos, a dependable slab of raw emotional flesh to cover a story that might otherwise be bare bones.

But, as more than one addict has discovered, heroin is tricky stuff. Even strong, capable writers with something interesting to say often come to grief under the kiss of that sharp needle.

So, what are we to make of the latest entry in this questionable genre, Ellen Miller’s Like Being Killed (Dutton; $23.95)? On the one hand, this tale of an intelligent but self-destructive young woman taking a nose dive into addiction contains plenty of hip nihilism, gleeful squalor, and other elements of which we’ve already had an overdose from the literary smack pack. But some powerful ideas and excellent writing are also on display here. Ambition and talent combine to make this a first novel that demands to be taken seriously.

One thing that attracts writers to heroin is that the drug packs a transgressive wallop that’s hard to beat. Heroin appears to be an utter rejection of suburban values (or is it the ultimate manifestation of rampant consumerism?). Everyone from parents to politicians is telling us (quite sensibly) not to stick that needle in our arm. So what could be more hip than giving them all the finger by turning yourself into a drug-crazed zombie?

On the surface, Like Being Killed seems determined to exploit our thirst for that chemical cool. But then comes the punch line: The author has been laughing at the reader the whole time. Smack addicts think they’re the coolest people on earth, she points out, but the truth is that, for the junkie, heroin is “unromantic, neither sacred or satanic … simply inevitable.” Miller underscores that quotidian reality with her main character.

Ilyana Meyervich describes herself as a “suicidal, strung-out, psychotic Jew under thirty.” For years she has seen heroin as a likely destination in her desperate search for oblivion. But she’s the antithesis of the big-screen smack fiend: She’s more clumsy than cool, and even after she succumbs to the white line, one friend calls her a “chunky junkie.” The plump, highly intellectual Ilyana is radically different from those Hollywood images of emaciated model types with too much eye makeup who seem to have embraced heroin as a diet aid.

You know there’s going to be trouble when this ticking time bomb becomes the roommate of the one person who might be capable of penetrating her thick shield of cynicism. Susannah Lyons is pure suburbia, raised in a loving family, happy, confident, deeply empathic. She is also a woman so straight that she doesn’t even keep caffeinated tea in the house.

“Have you, by any chance, read [Jean Paul Sartre’s] No Exit?” Ilyana asks her.

“No, it sounds scary,” replies Susannah.

But Susannah is not stupid–just sweetly naive. That innocence is both deeply appealing and profoundly appalling to Ilyana, and it doesn’t take long for tension to build, secrets to accumulate, and the situation to explode into betrayal and recrimination.

Like an addict, Like Being Killed suffers from excess. It is some 50 pages too long, and in places, seems to be simply spinning its wheels. At times, Miller’s prose labors mightily to prove just how darn clever both she and her character are: “AnnaMaria said porn with such exaggerated Brooklynite disgust that I could almost see the circumflex, weighing down the word’s terrible vocalic nucleus, in the phonetic key of AnnaMaria’s lexicon.”

But you won’t have to wade through too many such passages. The book has a compelling tale to tell, and for the most part, it is told well. Heroin is put to clever use here, both a grim reality and a perfect metaphor for fundamental human alienation.

Vivid images, fascinating characters, and graceful writing make this a powerful tale of transgression, transformation, and redemption. By the last page, Like Being Killed has wrung our assumptions inside out and left us wondering what we really know–about drugs and about life.

From the August 6-12, 1998 issue of the Sonoma County Independent.

© Metro Publishing Inc.

Talking Pictures

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Scheming Toys

By David Templeton

Writer David Templeton takes interesting people to interesting movies in his ongoing quest for the ultimate post-film conversation. This time out, his planned rendezvous with Noah Hawley–author of the acclaimed novel A Conspiracy of Tall Men–runs into a few unanticipated snags. Who smells a plot?

Outside the theater, a large, stocky fellow holds a wrinkled cardboard sign, proclaiming his willingness to “work for food.” Under that Magic-Markered phrase is another: “Advertising space available; Please ask for details.”

Inside the cavernous lobby, I am surrounded by a fluttering swarm of amped-up entertainment seekers. It’s not quite noon, and this place is already packed. I glance about for author Noah Hawley, whom I am to meet here, presumably to see Disturbing Behavior, a thriller in which authority-questioning teens discover their parents’ evil plot to surgically turn them all into happy, smiling automatons.

After examining Hawley’s picture on the cover of his sensational new book, A Conspiracy of Tall Men (Harmony, 1998), I scan the faces of the crowd as they assemble into neat, obedient lines in front of the multi-windowed box office. A big digital signboard proclaims that a number of movies are already sold out: Saving Private Ryan, Something About Mary, Zorro–everything but Disturbing Behavior and Small Soldiers. The latter is a noisy fantasy about G.I. Joe-ish action toys secretly armed with high-tech military munitions chips.

I’d better get in line. Oops. Too late. “Disturbing Behavior Sold Out,” taunts the blinking sign as I arrive at the little window.

“You can still see Small Soldiers,” suggests the happy, smiling automaton behind the glass. At this point Hawley arrives. He looks even younger than he does in the picture (he’s actually 31). Quickly sizing up the situation–“Sold Out? Go figure,” he says–the author votes to go along with the toy flick.

Hawley’s been receiving a lot of attention lately. The book, his first, began generating a buzz long before publication last month. A surprisingly intelligent, refreshingly literate thriller, it breaks all the rules of the genre with its tale of Felix, a professor of conspiracy theory who is faced with a real-life conspiracy (or is it?) when his wife is killed in a plane crash–on a flight to Rio that Felix didn’t know she was planning to take. A Conspiracy of Tall Men has been optioned by actor Patrick Stewart, who plans to play the professor in the movie. Good word of mouth on the novel–it may turn out to be the best new novel of the year–has turned Hawley into an overnight celebrity, a situation he views with characteristic suspicion.

“It’s incredibly odd to wake up one morning,” he shrugs, “and realize that your name has become a commodity.”

And speaking of commodities.

“I kept thinking about the paradox of Small Soldiers,” he relates later, after the movie, as he bites into a turkey sandwich at a café down the street. “Here’s a movie about toys, a movie that satirizes mindless consumerism of violence, that was a product placement for itself, an advertisement for the toys that would be spawned by the toys the movie was about.

“This is what corporate America is now giving us,” he says. “This idea of synergy, of mixing all these different types of media together. A movie is no longer just a movie, it’s also a set of action figures, a paperback novelization, a Happy Meal.”

“An A&E biography of the filmmaker,” I add to the list. “A T.V. special on the making of the movie, broadcast by the station that is owned by the movie company that also owns the toy company.”

“Exactly,” Hawley laughs. “With tiny advertisements stuck to pieces of fruit in the grocery store.”

Not to mention the cardboard signs of homeless panhandlers.

“In the movie, the toy company truck driver talked about this a little. He had a very anti-globalization bent in him. He said, ‘Pretty soon everything is going to be one big corporation.’ I think that’s true.” He sips his water.

“It’s not just with kids’ movies either,” he observes. “There’s this whole World War II thing going on now. Saving Private Ryan–a World War II movie. Have you seen those Gap ads with the people dancing to Big Band songs? Ever wonder why Swing Dancing is so popular now? I even read somewhere that they’ve now discovered all this color footage from the second World War, that no one had ever seen before. It’s sort of amazing to me.”

“Not to be conspiratorial or anything,” he continues, “but you have to wonder what sort of meetings are going on. It all seems a bit sinister to me. It seems deliberate–and the hallmark of any good conspiracy is seeing the pattern within the chaos, right?”

At this point Hawley sounds more than a little like one of the colorful conspiracists from his book. Not so, he insists. “I became very familiar with the mindset of conspiracy theorists while writing the book,” he explains, “which I see less as a thriller than as a story about an academic grieving for his dead wife.”

Even so, he’s grown to appreciate the logic of being paranoid.

“I think this whole Earth basically operates to move money around,” he theorizes. “I really believe that. People make products, people buy products, people are products.”

“When people ask me if I’m worried about all this Apocalypse stuff, with some evil New World Order about to descend upon us, I always say, “Well, this is a world based on consumerism, right? So what good would it do to put the population in camps?’ No one could buy leisure wear, or VCRs, or go to the movies, or buy action figures.”

“As long as we continue to shop,” Noah Hawley wryly concludes, “I think maybe we’ll be okay.”

Web extra to the August 6-12, 1998 issue of the Sonoma County Independent.

© Metro Publishing Inc.

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