The American Flag

Long May It Wave

A new patriotism: Why I fly the flag

By Michael M. Smith

IN THE AFTERMATH of the attack on the World Trade Center people all across the nation are displaying the red, white, and blue. Out of patriotism, pain, and frustration they are showing the flag to proclaim their solidarity and love for this great nation. I am one of those people. An American flag hangs from the front of my house and another on the antenna of my truck. I am an American, born in Michigan 51 years ago. I am an ex-Marine of the Vietnam era. My country has been attacked. We are at war and I want to help fight the enemy.

I want justice and I want the real enemy, when found, to pay dearly.

However, in rooting out the terrorists we must also root out the truth about our own contributions to terrorism. We must ask why we were once the allies, of Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein. And we should remember we are the only nation to have subjected another to atomic terror. We dropped the bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, killing thousands of women, children, and old men, and just as with the World Trade Center killings, no distinction was made between young and old, combatant and noncombatant, innocent or guilty.

At the same time we should remember what has made us great. We are a nation of religious freedom. We rescued Europe from the Nazis. We are the nation that exposed the intellectual bankruptcy of communism, the nation that gave and continues to give haven to the hungry and persecuted. We are the nation whose science and medicine have saved millions of lives and made life better for countless peoples. We have much to be proud of and thankful for. But we should never forget that “pride goeth before a fall.”

In this time of sorrow and anger, we must not allow wounded pride and self-righteousness to motivate our actions. If we hope to rise above our reptilian impulses and not be blinded by our own unexamined theistic and political sureties, we must question everything we believe to be true.

Such questioning will be discomforting, but the alternatives of ignorance, unquestioned obedience, and zealous surety can lead only to the kind of fanaticism we have just been the victims of.

There are reasons that many people throughout the world hate the United States and it behooves us to ask why. Not all of those who despise us are ignorant, crazy, or envious. We would be wise to really listen to what these folks are telling us. And we would be even wiser to let humility, honesty, and love become the cornerstones of our learning, healing, and future.

IN THE WAKE of this attack, it is apparent we can be hit and hit massively. In fact, we have no way to know what form future attacks may take. And there is simply no way to prepare for every possibility. So in our quest for security it is essential we not forego the principles of democracy and the very rights that have made this nation the envy of the world.

Now is the time for every citizen of the United States to read and re-read the Constitution so they will truly understand what is at risk. Suffering some inconvenience for increased security is one thing. Giving up any of the rights guaranteed us by our Constitution is tantamount to surrender.

I fervently hope our leaders realize that all that may be inferred from seeing so many star-spangled banners flying across this land and throughout the world is that many, many people love this nation. It would be a mistake to interpret this display of love and patriotism as tacit approval for any particular response to terrorism or the curtailment of any constitutional rights.

The war we are entering will not be a neat and tidy affair. There will be regrettable accidents and mistakes. Innocent people will be hurt and killed. That is the way of war. It is always brutal, ugly, and inhumane. But the perpetrators of the atrocity in New York cannot go unpunished. To allow that would dishonor those who were killed, their families, the people of this great nation, and freedom-loving people everywhere.

We are morally obligated to respond, and we will. And our actions should be as powerful and painful to the enemy as is necessary. But when we respond, we must make every effort to do nothing that will dishonor the people of this great nation, the Constitution, or the principles on which our nation is founded.

The United States of America has never been perfect, but more often than not it has tried to do the good and honorable thing. In the end our good has substantially exceeded our bad. And this is why the American flag remains the world’s leading symbol of honor, decency, hope, courage, and human rights.

And it is why I will continue to fly Old Glory.

From the September 27-October 3, 2001 issue of the Northern California Bohemian.

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Kenneth Cleaver

Consumer Correspondent

Church of Scientology International 6331 Hollywood Blvd., Suite 1200 Los Angeles, CA 90028-6329

Dear Church of Scientology International:

I am shopping for religion. Perhaps this is an inappropriate metaphor, but for my generation consumerism is the dominant frame of reference for all social interaction. I see little point in pretending otherwise simply because religious bodies perpetuate a notion that there is something out there more joyous, more profound, than a banana-republic sale rack.

I am not the least bit curious about God, eternal life, or inner peace. I was raised on Happy Days and Little House on the Prairie reruns. Ontological questions offer no irony or camp appeal to me, unlike their effect on the pathetic and tortured lives of child celebrities. I require the smug satisfaction of condescending to the popular culture I passively feast on each day. I do not anticipate finding this in any religion.

But I could be wrong. I am willing to adhere to religious dictums and will humbly serve the earthly representatives of the supreme godhead without question. I will live an ascetic life, forgoing all material niceties. What I hope to gain, the spiritual payoff, is too tantalizing to dismiss. It is nothing less than an unabridged, chronological listing of each and every individual who has thought about me, Kenneth H. Cleaver, while masturbating.

Please let me know if your organization can help me.

Sincerely, Kenneth H. Cleaver

Church of Scientology Office of Special Affairs

Dear Kenneth,

Thank you very much for your very interesting letter, which was sent to my office. I do understand your situation. I have included here a booklet on the fundamentals of the Scientology religion. Its funder [sic], L. Ron Hubbard, wrote a great deal of books on the subject and I will not try to cover the whole subject with this one letter.

You should visit your local Church of Scientology or visit www.scientology.org for more information.

Sincerely, Marina Garvin Assistant

From the September 27-October 3, 2001 issue of the Northern California Bohemian.

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Refinancing a Home

Refine & Dandy

Rates low, property high; time to refinance?

By Christian M. Chensvold

ARE YOU STILL paying off your credit cards from that trip you took to Bali after college? Have you always wanted to go to Bali and would rather not max out your credit cards? Do you own a home, not just credit cards? Then maybe it’s time to consider refinancing. Thanks to Mr. Greenspan (and anyone with “green” in his name can’t be all bad), mortgage rates right now are about as attractive as that hottie who pours your coffee every morning at the local java joint, and since the rest of the world continues to consider Sonoma County a damn fine place to live, property values are up even while the stock market is down. This is the mortgage business equivalent of a planetary alignment.

Refinancing in the North Bay heated up with the summer weather, says Barry Cogbill, agent with the Warren Co., Santa Rosa mortgage brokers. The firm is having a “banner year” making money by saving you money. “Rates are excellent right now, the result of a falling economy,” he says. Interest rates are about as low as they’ve been for 10 years. “Plus equity is up. Everybody’s had 50 percent appreciation in their houses for the past two years.”

Refinancing is a term that covers both borrowing against the equity you’ve built up in your home, and simply taking advantage of lower mortgage rates to take out a new loan on your home that could save you a couple hundred dollars a month.

There are as many reasons to finance as there are people. If you’ve got an expensive car loan or a high credit-card balance at 15 percent (or worse), then it’s third-grade math to realize that paying off your high debt with a new home loan will definitely save you money. But experts offer this caution: Don’t clear your cards with a re-fi only to run off to Bali to see if it’s changed.

Perhaps you’ve got a hole in your roof big enough for Santa Claus and his reindeer. Then refinancing to make home improvements could help you in the long run by giving your property value a boost.

Your parents may have followed the old industry standard of putting 20 percent down on a house, but many people today can’t afford that. As a result, they’re often forced to take out mortgage insurance. Refinancing is a way to get rid of that extra monthly payment.

OR TAKE this scenario. One of Cogbill’s clients is a man getting ready for retirement. His house has appreciated to about $500,000. Believing that property values have peaked and that he wouldn’t qualify for prime refinancing with post-retirement income, the man decides to refinance now with a 30-year fixed rate “that he’d never have to mess with again.” The man pays a “pretty hefty” up-front cost to get a below-market interest rate. He uses some of his equity, “which is really just free money, since until you cash out it just sits there.” Since he has no plans to leave the home, his decision takes advantage of the current market climate as well as his peak income, and reduces his mortgage for his coming retirement years.

Then there’s the case of a young couple who bought a home through Cogbill last year at 8.5 percent. Since the rates have come down, he worked out a no-cost refinancing loan with no points, title, escrow, appraisal, underwriting processing–in short, no nothing. “We got them an above-market rate, but it was still less than 8.5,” he explains. “We lowered their monthly payment and they didn’t have to pay a dime.” Then just five months later, when rates came down again, the couple refinanced yet again.

So while the gentleman paid more up-front to get a rock-bottom loan, the couple paid nothing to get an above-market loan that was still less than what they were previously paying.

So with low rates and peak properties, are you a fool not to run out today, get the groceries, pick up the dry cleaning, and refinance your home? “It needs to make sense,” says Cogbill. “You compare the amount of the points–closing costs and everything–to the payment savings.”

So let’s say you’re looking at a deal to pay $4,500 up-front in fees to save $100 a month on your payment. Since it’ll take you 45 months to break even, don’t do it if you plan on moving–to Bali, for example.

IF YOUR HOME isn’t going to be home-sweet-home much longer, talk to a broker about the Young Couple Option mentioned above, and get yourself a no-cost loan. Even at an above-market rate, you could pay less than you’re paying now.

There’s one more piece of the planetary alignment. Refinancing means verifying your income all over again. So with the rate planet and property-value planet already in place, you’d better strike now if there’s any chance you may be laid off, as you’d have a hard time refinancing to lower your mortgage payment just when you need it most.

From the September 27-October 3, 2001 issue of the Northern California Bohemian.

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Open Mic

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Used Goods

By Atticus Hart

REMEMBER the New Millennium? Or, more precisely, all the speculation, anticipation, and nervous jitters that hung in the air in 1999 as the world contemplated the turn of the century. All those stories about a brave new world, a world awash in wondrous things, a world waiting for a bright, shining future–stories filtered through the luster of a booming economy and the hi-tech miracle. In our naiveté, we were so hungry for the future that the media convinced us the New Millennium would start on Jan. 1, 2000, one whole year ahead of schedule.

We craved change. We bought the story. Start the party, we chimed.

And then there were the doomsayers. Get ready, they warned, Armageddon is coming. The reckoning is just around the corner. Hear the bell toll. It’s Judgment Day.

We all heaved a collective sigh of relief when the year 2000 rolled around, our computers were free of apocalyptic viruses, and the stock market was rising faster than Bill Clinton’s crotch at the sight of a fresh-faced young intern.

And then came the long, slow slide and the Sept 11 reality check at the World Trade Center and the Pentagon. It’s not so new anymore, this century of ours. Now it’s the Used Millennium–already covered in a thick layer of debris and despair. Consumer confidence has crashed (although ostentatiousness abounds in the North Bay)and all around us the empire is crumbling, the barbarians are at the gate.

It’s a wicked world, my grandmother used to say as she sat up late at night, huddled in front of the oven, hunched over a cup of strong black tea, and munching burned toast and dried seaweed. Yeah, it’s a wicked world. Lighten up, Granny, my friends used to tell her. What the hell did she know anyway?

But how right she was–the cranky cynic with the vocabulary of a dockworker, suddenly elevated to the status of a wise sage. Now I see that we can deceive ourselves into believing anything, into believing that the future holds hope, hope for national security, hope for job security, hope for safe passage through a world spinning out of control.

The wickedness is everywhere. And it’s another 99 years before the turn of the next century, before the next batch of fools convince themselves that it’ll get better, that mankind will find a way to set aside ancient blood feuds, that the world holds a bright, shining future–someday.

Ninety-nine years–and already it’s time to find a way to get rid of this torn-and-frayed epoch, sweep it aside, sell it to the highest eBay bidder, alongside the broken pieces of the World Trade Center that went online within moments of America’s tragic hour.

Any takers? One century, slightly used, as is, in need of repair.

Send your spare meds to Atticus Hart, c/o the Northern California Bohemian.

From the September 27-October 3, 2001 issue of the Northern California Bohemian.

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‘Hearts in Atlantis’

‘Hearts’ Attack

Stephen King steps into Norman Rockwell’s shoes

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IT’S HARD to figure out how audiences will react to Hearts in Atlantis. On the one hand, we’ve been softened up by recent terror and are ready to have the nostalgia nerve pinched. On the other, this film is very close to the dregs of the bottomless barrel of Stephen King, upon whose book Hearts in Atlantis is based.

Here King is working in the Norman Rockwell field, in a story that crosses Needful Things with Stand by Me.

In 1960, in a New England town, the fatherless boy Bobby Garfield (Anton Yelchin) is being raised, sort of, by his mom Liz (Hope Davis, better than her role). A world-weary stranger named Ted Brautigan (Anthony Hopkins) moves into the apartment upstairs. He turns out to have the gift of second sight and is a fugitive from mysterious pursuers.

Events come to a head when Liz leaves her son for a weekend, despite her suspicions that the old man might be unnaturally fond of boys. (The fact that she suspects such a thing proves what a silly creature she is.)

Hopkins can be an evil delight, as we’ve seen when he’s played Dr. Lecter or Picasso, or in the mad scenes in Titus. He can also be Sir Anthony Hopkins, living embodiment of a stale theatrical tradition that always seems like class to American (or in this case Australian) directors. Here, mostly he’s the latter.

Hopkins is impressive in a pair of scenes: one, a little monologue about the last touchdown of football great Bronko Nagurski; second, in the most typically Stephen King moment in the film, when he uses his gifts as a psychic to cow a neighborhood bully.

It’s actually David Morse who gives the most memorable performance. In the film’s opening and closing sequences, Morse plays the elder Bobby, forced by a funeral to revisit his lost past. Morse emotes the anger and confusion of grief beautifully.

And to his credit, director Scott Hicks (Shine) does tend to dry up this wet material, though Hearts in Atlantis is overproduced to the extreme. Occasionally, Hicks recalls director Terrence Malick in passages of afternoon reveries, wind chimes on the front porch, a farewell scene first half-hidden and then eclipsed by white sheets on a clothesline.

In one moment, Hopkins quotes Ben Jonson on the subject of time, “the old, bold cheater.” Screenwriter William Goldman (The Princess Bride) is as old and bold and cheating as anyone in the business.

Some may swallow the film’s “truths” whole: that childhood is our happiest time, a fabulous land like Atlantis, and all else is ashes. Our first kiss “is the one you’ll measure all others by” (what, that dry smooch with Sandra Baldwin? She was 6 years old and had a lazy-eye patch!). Finally, that a negligent mother ought to watch her step.

There are neither enough supernatural or film noir elements here to disguise the sour tastes of Goldman’s moralizing, or to hide the film’s grim approval of the way Liz gets a harsh lesson on the importance of being a stay-home parent.

From the September 27-October 3, 2001 issue of the Northern California Bohemian.

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X

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Punk 101

One band’s ‘Wild Gift’ to rock and roll

By Greg Cahill

X WASN’T the first punk band to make the scene in Los Angeles, Rolling Stone once reasoned, but it definitely was the first one that mattered. At a time when most L.A. punk bands merely aped the sound of their London and New York counterparts, X invented a unique metal-edged, high-octane rockabilly-based sound that stood head and shoulders above the pack, thanks to deep roots in the storytelling tradition of Woody Guthrie.

Music writer J. D. Considine once opined that the band’s strong suit was that its early songs were “so obviously and audaciously intelligent, with verses that read more like poetry than punk doggerel.”

Over the years, and especially in the solo works of singer/songwriter Exene Cervenka and ex-hubbie John Doe, the band members have continued to produce intelligent underground rock, reuniting for occasional concert tours.

New reissues show that X remains the only L.A. punk band that matters, pioneers of an edgy brand of Americana music rich in country-inflected harmonies and guitars, unafraid to explore the nation’s seamy underbelly, and inviting comparisons to film noir and the work of Bowery bum-cum-Beat poet Charles Bukowski.

Now, 20 years after the release of X’s 1980 debut, Los Angeles (Slash), the band is once again being acknowledged for its influence with the release of expanded and digitally remastered versions of its first three albums on the Rhino label.

Los Angeles, 1981’s Wild Gift, and 1982’s Under the Big Black Sun–all produced originally by Doors’ keyboardist Ray Manzarek–were reissued last week with several bonus tracks, including previously unreleased outtakes and demos.

The X material is part of a wave of similar expanded ’70s and ’80s reissues flooding the marketplace these days and showcasing Elvis Costello, Velvet Underground, David Bowie, T Rex, and others.

Los Angeles–hailed as one of the most astonishing debuts ever and ranked No. 4 on Spin magazine’s recent Top 50 Punk Albums of All Time list–is steeped in the dark side of that city’s urban mythology. It includes the demented rapist portrait “Johny Hit and Run Paulene,” an amped-up take on the Doors’ “Soul Kitchen,” and the existential angst of “The World’s a Mess (It’s in My Kiss).”

The gem among the X collection–although all these influential recordings belong in the library of any serious rockhound–is Wild Gift (Slash), voted No. 1 Record of the Year by both the L.A. Times and the New York Times upon its release. This is the ultimate ragged ode to lost souls, from the desperate plea of “Adult Books” to the fatalism of “We’re Desperate.”

The expanded reissue contains seven bonus tracks, including three singles mixes and a fiery live version of “Beyond and Back” (previously released on the 1997 X anthology).

Under the Big Black Sun (Elektra) is a darker, more menacing, and more rock-oriented album, colored by a desire to pen songs outside of L.A.’s gritty bar scene and reflecting the depression that settled on Cervenka after the death of her sister. In many ways, this is X’s most accessible album (although I confess to preferring the less even and often maligned fourth album, 1983’s More Fun in the New World). “Motel Room in My Bed” is as close to a pop song as the band ever got, and the plaintive “Come Back to Me” (an homage to Exene’s sister) echoes the great R&B death ballads of the ’50s, replete with guitar arpeggios and a sax solo.

Worth owning just to hear X in rehearsal and rewriting the Marty Robbins’ C&W classic “El Paso.”

From the September 27-October 3, 2001 issue of the Northern California Bohemian.

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‘Captain Corelli’s Mandolin’

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Island Lovers

‘Italian Affair’ author fiddles with ‘Captain Corelli’s Mandolin’

Writer David Templeton takes interesting people to interesting movies in his ongoing quest for the ultimate post-film conversation. This is not a review; rather, it’s a freewheeling discussion of art, alternative ideas, and popular culture.

LAURA FRASER would take a love story over a war story any day. Blood and gore, it seems, make the San Francisco author cringe and shudder, which is what she does through much of Captain Corelli’s Mandolin, the new Nicolas Cage World War II epic that swings manic-depressively between operatic scenes of misty-eyed romance and frightening moments of blood-soaked slaughter.

A stripped-down version of Louis de Berniere’s bestselling novel, the film follows the wartime romance between an Italian soldier-mandolinist (Cage) and the Greek beauty Pelagia (Penelope Cruz), whose charming little island, Cephalonia, is occupied by the Italian army for several months during the war.

Love occurs. Breasts are exposed. Bullets rip through quivering flesh.

E cosi e finito,” Fraser sighs gratefully when the credits finally roll. “And so, it is over.”

With that, we head out in search of pizza.

Fraser, 40, is the author of An Italian Affair (Pantheon, $22). Written in novelesque second person, the unique travelogue recounts the writer’s sexual and spiritual adventures with a married Italian professor, whom Fraser met while mending a post-divorce broken heart on the little island of Ischia, west of Naples.

During the two-year affair, Fraser met the professor in various romantic locations around the globe. Many of those spots–like Ischia, the Aeolians, and Catalina–were islands.

But more on that later.

“The movie is, as they’d say in Italian, esagerato,” pronounces Fraser, sipping a beer while waiting for our pizza to arrive. “It was a big, operatic tearjerker where every emotion is exaggerated–the love speeches, the earthquakes–everything is overblown.”

Overblown, in particular, are the stereotyped portrayals of the Greeks and Italians.

“Especially the Italians,” she says. “I mean. the first thing out of Cage’s mouth is ‘Bella Bambina!’ Then there’s all that ‘We Italians, we love food, and wine, and making love’ stuff. Hollywood has a tendency to look at all Italians that way.”

“It’s not just Hollywood,” I point out. “Italian travel brochures tend to push that image as well.”

“True,” she allows. “Don’t get me wrong. Italians do put a high priority on eating and drinking and making love. They live their lives with a sense of gusto that American’s don’t. It’s one of the things I love about Italy. But that’s not all there is to Italians. They have a serious, dark side too.”

“How did Cage rate as an Italian?” I ask.

“Well, of course, he is an Italian-American,” she reminds me. “Actually, his accent wasn’t that bad.”

SHE ASKS if I’ve ever seen the film Mediterraneo, the 1991 Oscar winner about a band of Italian soldiers who are transformed from killers into human beings while stationed on a small Greek island.

That film, she argues, was a better representation of Italians, and also showed the transformative power of beautiful places, particularly of islands.

“Islands, says Fraser, “are great places to fall in love. In the book, just going to Italy to get over heartbreak, wasn’t enough. I had to go to an island. On an island, there’s a sense of leaving the rest of the world. It wasn’t until I got on the boat to Ischia that I truly believed I could leave something behind me, could leave some pain behind me.

And, evidently, find something as well.

“I think that, to fall in love, you have to have a sense that you’ve stepped outside your regular world,” Fraser says.

“There’s something about a place like Catalina Island or the Aeolian Islands, north of Sicily, that gives you a sense of space, that makes you feel vulnerable, that makes it possible to open up to another person.”

Corelli and Pelagia might agree. Had they met in, say, San Francisco, who knows if they’d have even noticed each other?

“Though, as far as cities go,” Fraser says, “San Francisco is not a bad place to fall in love.”

From the September 27-October 3, 2001 issue of the Northern California Bohemian.

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News Bites

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Woolsey defends her war vote

By Greg Cahill

IT AIN’T EASY being a liberal in these volatile times: At a Santa Rosa High School forum on Sunday afternoon, Rep. Lynn Woolsey, D-Petaluma, defended her decision to back a congressional resolution authorizing President Bush to use force against nations that support or harbor terrorists. Woolsey, a devout liberal in one of the most liberal districts in the Bay Area, admitted that the vote was a “difficult” personal decision. However, Woolsey said she wanted to stand firm against terrorism and insisted that the resolution doesn’t give Bush carte blanche to wage war.

Rep. Barbara Lee of Oakland cast the sole vote in the U.S. Congress against the resolution. Several of Woolsey’s constituents expressed concern that military action will harm innocent civilians and further inflame anti-American sentiments.

In a published statement issued before the forum, Woolsey noted, “Clearly, these attacks demand justice, and it is essential that when the United States responds, we do it in a measured and deliberate way. We don’t need to be the cowboy here. We need to work with the full support and cooperation of the international community.”

Throughout the North Bay, hundreds of California Air and Army National Guard personnel, along with armed forces reservists, awaited call-up to active duty in the event the United States commences additional military operations overseas.

Meanwhile, the North Bay this week experienced firsthand the heightened security put in place after the Sept. 11 attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon. On Sept. 21, Santa Rosa police evacuated 30 homes after the FBI identified a possible link between a stolen Golden Gate Transit bus found in Santa Rosa and the theft in Sacramento of several barrels of highly explosive rocket fuel. The FBI is investigating the incidents. The night before, low-flying jets rattled nerves in Petaluma when two U.S. fighter jets buzzed the city after a small private plane reportedly switched off its transponder and “slipped off the radar.” Authorities had assumed the plane had made an unauthorized landing at the local airport. Police questioned two pilots who had landed before the F-16s arrived. No arrests were made.

Protest Planned

OPPOSITION to a widescale, indiscriminate U.S. military action in response to the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks is mounting in the North Bay, where several antiwar demonstrations already have taken place. On Saturday, Sept. 29, a Women’s March Against War is scheduled in conjunction with a National Day of Action against an armed solution to the current world crisis. The protest, at 11 a.m., will begin at the Federal Building, 777 Sonoma Ave. E., Santa Rosa. It is being organized by the Purple Berets, a Sonoma County women’s advocacy group. In a Sept. 24 press release, the group noted that while members are “shocked and saddened by the events of Sept. 11,” the Purple Berets are no less shocked by “the insistent drumbeat pulling the nation irrevocably toward war. . . . As women dedicated to the struggle for women’s equality and liberation, we know that struggle is never served by military action, and cannot ignore the effect of such a war on the innocent women and children of the region.” For details, call 707/887-0262.

Health Costs on the Rise

HOLD ON to your wallet: health-insurance costs are climbing in the North Bay. With no new state or federal dollars expected for a bailout, a summit meeting of Sonoma County business and healthcare industry leaders last week concluded that insurance premiums will rise and patients can expect higher copayments, responsibility for paying a larger share of premium costs, and a shift away from the managed care that some say brought costs down in the 1990s.

Meanwnhile, it also was announced last week that Medicare HMOs in several California counties–including Marin–will withdraw service from seniors next year, forcing the elderly to seek more expensive insurance coverage. PacifiCare, the second largest Medicare HMO provider in the state, plans to withdraw its Secure Horizons Medicare HMO coverage completely from the eight California counties it serves.

From the September 27-October 3, 2001 issue of the Northern California Bohemian.

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Nick Hornby

Nick Hornby examines dilemma of rock critics

By Gina Arnold

NICK HORNBY is the avowed hero of most rock journalists. Along with cartoonist Matt Groening (The Simpsons) and screenwriter Cameron Crowe (Almost Famous), he is one of the very few who have made good in another writing genre.

I’ve never met rock writers who didn’t think they had the great rock novel up their sleeve, but Hornby’s High Fidelity came closest to making the grade. Normally, writers feel jealous of those who write anything successful, but High Fidelity captured the loser/listmaker mentality so perfectly that all but the sourest of us were grudgingly reconciled to his genius.

Hornby’s latest, How to Be Good, however, has little to do with rock or fandom. Instead, How to Be Good (Riverhead; $24.95) is about a female doctor’s failing marriage. Her husband, David, is a writer, and in this backstory lies the novel’s philosophic problem.

In addition to the inevitable failed novel, David writes a column for a local newspaper called “The Angriest Man in Holloway,” in which he rants about things that annoy him, including old people fumbling for their change in buses.

Hornby doesn’t say so, but I believe David is an intentionally distorted picture of rock critics and their snarky, pointless, jaded, and cynical view of life. In the book, David undergoes a metamorphosis, coming to hate his own cynicism and attempting to become “good” via various selfless but annoying gestures, such as inviting homeless people to live in his spare room.

Of course, these tactics fail miserably and ruin his marriage. Even more tragically, neither David nor the book ever really figures out a solution to his dilemma: How does one reconcile one’s critical–i.e., worse–self with one’s liberal, caring, and humane beliefs? Hornby doesn’t know the answer, but I admire him for exploring the question.

At some point, many critics recognize that their writing, their talent, their very point of view on life is, in the end, not a very admirable way to earn a living.

Sure, the world needs critics: without them, the arts (especially rock) would be in even a worse state, aesthetically, than they are. But being a critic creates a conflicted state in the critic. No one believes that our impulse to criticize stems not from hatred but from love, because it’s a lot easier to say something sucks than to say why it’s good. It makes for better reading–and writing. Hornby’s own work is a good example. Lately he’s been writing for The New Yorker, and his paeans to his favorite artists–Steely Dan, Lucinda Williams, and Radiohead–have been weak and unconvincing.

A more successful article, however, appears in the Aug. 20 issue, in which he analyzes the Billboard Top 10 for the week of July 28, including records by P. Diddy, Melissa Etheridge, Destiny’s Child, Blink 182, and D12. Hornby takes them down one by one, brilliantly and sensitively, especially D12, a side project of Eminem’s: “Ever since Elvis, it has been pop music’s job to challenge the mores of the older generation: our mistake was to imagine ourselves hipper and more tolerant than our parents. The liberal values of those who grew up in the 1960s and ’70s constitute an Achilles’ heel: we’re not big on guns, consumerist bragging, or misogyny, and that is the ground on which Eminem and his crew choose to fight. I know when I’m beaten; I can only offer sporting congratulations.”

The rest is just a flash of the angriest man in Holloway, without so much contempt. And probably to Hornby’s (or David’s) chagrin, the piece is both brilliant and a far better comment on the futility of criticism than How to Be Good.

Gina Arnold is a music journalist.

From the September 27-October 3, 2001 issue of the Northern California Bohemian.

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Rossetti’s

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An Italian feast: Chef Martin Perez prepares lunch at Rossetti’s, a Marin County tradition.

Mamma Mía!

Rossetti Italian Restaurant and Deli a great spot for lunch

By Paula Harris

TOO OFTEN workday lunches are reduced to serviceable but questionable forms of nutrition that are far from fun. Consider the dubious-looking shrink-wrapped egg salad sandwich hastily grabbed from the nearest convenience store; the bag of Fritos deposited by the vending machine; or the stick of chewing gum retrieved from some pocket, and you get the sorry picture.

That’s why taking time out for a relaxing lunch at the weekend can be such a treat. Less expensive than dinner, and plenty of time to burn those cals. Yes, leisurely lunching has its charms.

Strolling along San Rafael’s Fourth Street on a Saturday at noontime amid shoppers, joggers, and a convergence of tight-bodied bicyclists, there are many inviting lunchtime possibilities.

A good one is Rossetti Italian Restaurant and Deli (one of a pair; the original is in San Anselmo), which, though also open for dinner, offers some marvelous midday fare.

Known for its regional Italian specialties, Rossetti is a trattoria-cum-delicatessen that’s more functional than romantic, with various counters strewn with colorful bottles of Torani syrup flavorings, wines, and condiments.

But a glowing wood-burning fire and stacks of logs add a rustic warmth, and it’s the perfect way to cook up the restaurant’s excellent pizzas and focaccia bread.

Diners are seated on the comfy padded banquet running along the length of one wall and pretty metal-backed chairs near the entrance and window. The deli ambiance is further softened by small hanging lamps, purple and green-painted ceilings, mosaic-type art on the walls, and fresh flowers peeping out of miniature straw-bottomed chianti wine bottles on each table.

One lunch specialty here is the “Focacce,” grilled pizza-bread sandwiches filled with a variety of tasty combos like grilled chicken and roasted vegetables ($7.95), or prosciutto with smoked mozzarella and fresh tomatoes ($8.50).

We get to sample this treat when the server brings us a helping of puffy, warm, and cheesy strips of focaccia bread.

The appetizers are great. The Swiss chard ($5.95) is steamed and served cool. This luscious starter tastes of pure goodness. It’s decorated with pieces of red onion and lemon slices and bathed in a stellar olive oil.

The caprese ($7.95) is a satisfying opener. Slabs of chalky-white mozzarella cheese are interspersed with fresh sweet organic tomato slices flecked with fresh basil, and the whole dish is rendered meaty by slices of piquant black olives and more olive oil.

The downside is the service. Although prompt and pleasant, our waiter had absolutely no knowledge to impart to his customers. Could he recommend a red wine? He didn’t know. Are the pastas made here? He didn’t know. Are the desserts made in-house? He didn’t know. While it may be difficult to keep track of a constant turnover of wait staff, training should be crucial.

Turns out the pasta is made in-house. The trenette al funghi ($7.75) is a lusty pasta dish of homemade small fettuccini with mushrooms sautéed in olive oil, garlic, capers, and fresh tomatoes–very good.

Also recommended is the pollo marsala ($9.95), a chicken breast with the lush almost sweet flavor of Marsala wine tempered by slivers of earthy mushrooms in the sauce, plus onions and capers. They made very good use of capers here, knowing that several of these flavor bombs go a long way. This dish comes with a portion of small boiled potatoes and a medley of mixed vegetables.

Certain desserts are also made in-house, but on the proprietor’s recommendation we split a coconut sorbeto ($4.25), a lovely refreshing coconut sorbet flown in from Milan. It’s swirled with caramel and cream and served in a coconut shell. The whole delight is infused with the nutty flavor and fibrous texture of coconut meat. Yum.

If you can handle wine with your lunch without zonking out, Rossetti has a good list featuring fairly inexpensive Italian wines–most run from $23 to $28 a bottle.

Rossetti Italian Restaurant and Deli 909 Fourth St., San Rafael; 415/258-9555. Hours: Lunch and dinner daily from 10 a.m. to 10:30 p.m. Food: Italian Service: Wait staff needs training Ambiance: Cozy trattoria-deli Price: Moderate Wine list: Inexpensive and varied selection, almost all Italian Overall: 3 stars (out of 4)

From the September 27-October 3, 2001 issue of the Northern California Bohemian.

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