Dick Lehr, Gerard O’Neill

FBI and Irish mobsters: a match made in hell

By Patrick Sullivan

WHAT IF YOU opened your front door one night and three notorious mobsters ushered themselves inside? What if these stone-cold killers sat around your kitchen, playing with guns as they offered you a paltry sum for your brand-new business? And what if they threatened the life of your daughter, just to emphasize that this was the kind of offer you couldn’t refuse?

You might turn to the FBI. But that might be a big mistake. Just ask Stephen Rakes, a Boston liquor-store owner in exactly this situation who discovered that organized crime in his city had a special advantage.

Sure, the Irish mob in Boston, led by the ruthless James “Whitey” Bulger and Steve “The Rifleman” Flemmi, employed the usual band of thugs and leg-breakers. But for decades, this murderous pair also had ringers in their roster.

Key agents in the Boston office of the FBI were deep in Bulger’s back pocket, a scandal detailed in Black Mass: The True Story of an Unholy Alliance between the FBI and the Irish Mob (Perennial; $14).

Written by Boston Globe reporters Dick Lehr and Gerard O’Neill, Black Mass reveals that the FBI helped Bulger and Flemmi get away with everything from racketeering to murder. They even helped Bulger take away Rakes’ liquor store.

Maybe this doesn’t come as a big surprise. After all, the Federal Bureau of Investigation has weathered scandals galore, with the latest black eye coming in the McVeigh case, in which the bureau illegally withheld evidence from defense attorneys. And, let’s face it: things have never been exactly hunky-dory over at our nation’s most high-profile law enforcement agency, which J. Edgar Hoover ran much like the Gestapo.

But the Boston case knocks the props out from under one of the FBI’s most cherished myths–that G-men can’t be corrupted. Indeed, as Lehr and O’Neill reveal, agents sometimes come pretty cheap: the mobsters bought off one FBI supervisor for decades with $7,000 and a few cases of wine.

The affair began with good intentions and acres of ambition. Desperate to strike a blow at the Italian Mafia in Boston, a young FBI agent named John Connolly saw a chance to create a special informer relationship with Bulger. With Bulger and Flemmi’s help, the FBI brought down La Cosa Nostra, sending its leaders to prison and shattering its influence in the city.

Meanwhile, as the relationship between Bulger and Connolly deepened, the Irish gangster became untouchable. His underworld rivals were often eliminated by arrest. And even when Bulger used murder to get his way, he could count on his pet FBI agent to quash any inquiry by law enforcement. Connolly seemed willing to go to almost any lengths to protect his informants, and he had plenty of help from other agents.

This cozy relationship, which allowed Bulger and Flemmi to operate a lucrative web of criminal enterprises, lasted until other law enforcement agencies finally did an end run around the FBI in the mid-’90s and built a bullet-proof case against Bulger’s mob. Unfortunately, Bulger never went to trial–the mobster fled town after getting an inside tip about his impending arrest. He is still at large today.

What’s to be learned from this unholy mess? You could chalk the problem up to human fallibility: FBI agents can go bad, just like anyone else. But critical observers of the agency say the Bulger-Connolly affair deserves a longer look. They wonder how many other John Connollys are out there.

Dick Lehr and Gerard O’Neill discuss ‘Black Mass’ on Thursday, June 7, at 7:30 p.m. at Murphy’s Irish Pub, 464 First St. E., Sonoma. For details, call Readers’ Books at 707/939-1779.

From the May 31-June 6, 2001 issue of the Northern California Bohemian.

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‘Organic Matters’

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Digging up memories

By Guy Biederman

I was raking and got in over my head. It started out as a tidy little task. I raked some leaves into a pile and just kept raking and raking. Pretty soon the pile was taller than I was and I still hadn’t hit dirt.

The leaves were thick and crunchy, and some didn’t seem to be from our yard. The oaks and maples I recognized; the yellow hourglass leaves were a mystery. As I worked this one spot near the fence, some puzzling things began to surface: last year’s gardening gloves, my son’s red trowel, a plastic angel on a pedestal. I traded my skimpy bamboo rake for a shovel, and things got real interesting. My first scoop yielded a love letter to a girl I barely remembered. It was followed by my first novel, which was badly warped but readable; a pack of Marlboros; and a basketball with no air.

Deeper and deeper I dug, creating a tunnel of leaves. I felt ecstatic. I dug with gusto. It was time to clean this mess up for good. I upgraded to a snow shovel and picked up the pace, flinging each load with wide, extravagant strokes.

Farther and farther I descended, oblivious to everything but the job. The ground’s surface was far above me now, and the light came through a moon-shaped hole. I caught the glint of keys to a long-forgotten Ford. Unburied an old mower, an old blower, and a couple of promises that had been snapped right down the middle.

Well, OK, I said, taking a blow.

Next came my valedictorian speech from high school, followed closely like a second show by the one from college. There were pictures, too: defiant long-haired days from the eighth grade; old girlfriends I dumped; Salzburg; a matchbook from an Amsterdam bar.

And one grainy photograph of a perfectly formed unborn child.

That one made me stop for a moment and wipe the sweat from my eye with my sleeve.

I tossed a canceled paycheck over one shoulder, a lost library book over my other; a Steely Dan ticket stub, my mom’s obituary, my dad’s obituary, and a small wooden box with a gold ring inside.

Right shoulder, left shoulder, I alternated just like that. Until my shovel glanced off an old expectation, hard as concrete, and a shiver shot up my arms.

Stunned and amused, I went around it, discovering an eight-track tape of Harry Belafonte singing “John Henry.” I danced, and dug with short efficient strokes, until at last my shovel struck solid earth.

Behind me, the pile of leaves was incomprehensibly high, the tiny hole of light gleamed like a distant star. But it felt wide open where I was, resting on my shovel, so far below the surface of things.

From the May 31-June 6, 2001 issue of the Northern California Bohemian.

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‘The Gleaners and I’

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Second Harvest

Varda film finds poetry in scavenging

THE FILMS of Agnes Varda are famous for leading viewers to places they never expected to go. Occasionally these destinations are as bleak as the empty roadside where Sandrine Bonnaire is found dead in 1985’s heart-rending Vagabond. Other times, as in the 1987 comedy Le Petit Amour, you round a corner expecting more farce to find yourself authentically moved by the odd romance between 15-year-old video-nerd Mathieu Demy and 40-year-old divorcée Jane Birkin. Even in her many short films and documentaries, Varda indulges her delight in defying expectations.

Consider The Gleaners and I, a charming new documentary about people who collect things others have left behind. The film begins simply, with a straightforward definition of gleaning–“To pick up grain that the reapers have left behind”–and several shots of 19th-century paintings in which bands of gleaners are oh-so-romantically portrayed, stooping in picturesque fields to pull leftover wheat stalks from the ground.

Suddenly we’re shown a real-life gleaner, an elderly French woman who talks of gleaning the wheatfields as a child during the wars, a practice that has almost disappeared. At this point, we think we know what kind of film this will be–an homage to a fading agrarian custom. But this is a Varda film, so of course we’re mistaken.

What follows is a winding journey among a colorful array of modern gleaners–Gypsies, artists, homeless people, gatherers, rummagers, anarchists, and dumpster divers. These are people who, by necessity or choice, take what others have left behind. This in turn becomes an examination of waste itself, illustrated by such images as the mountains of leftover produce after an open-air market.

Varda, whom cineastes have affectionately nicknamed the Grandmother of the French New Wave, has produced magnificent, daringly experimental movies since the mid-1960s. An icon among students and lovers of film, she has spent the last 40 years redefining the language of cinema, inspiring generations of young men and, notably, young women to take up the camera.

But Varda has been doing something else these years as well: she’s been growing old. One of many underlying themes in The Gleaners is Varda’s love-hate relationship with her aging body, a fascination that appears in short, delightful flights-of-fancy where she does a bit of her own gleaning, capturing curious shots of her own aging hands–“Fascinating and ugly,” she narrates–or her wrinkled, cherubic face peering impishly from behind a handless clock. “A clock without hands is my kind of thing,” she says. “You don’t see time passing.”

These intimately autobiographical diversions beautifully support the film’s subtle message: that in a world with so much richness, nothing should be wasted, or left unexamined and unused.

‘The Gleaners and I’ opens Friday, June 1, at the Rafael Film Center, 1118 Fourth St., San Rafael. For details, see , or call 415/454-1222.

From the May 31-June 6, 2001 issue of the Northern California Bohemian.

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African Marketplace and Film Exposé

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A marketplace of ideas: Morris Turner of Rohnert Park has created the African Marketplace and Film Exposé.

Paint It Black

Film fest organizer hopes to raise cultural awareness

By Paula Harris

“SOMEONE once said it’s a very small world, and it’s true,” muses Morris Turner, executive director of Missing Pages Productions, a local nonprofit organization focused on helping cultivate a richer understanding of other cultures. “And things are altering dramatically.”

Indeed, the local demographic is a-changing. Peek into the maze of work cubicles at any high-tech company in Telecom Valley and the faces staring back at you will likely mirror the make-up of the globe.

“We’re having to work with people who look different than we do and whose cultural background and mores are different than those of people in the United States,” Turner continues. “And in order for the community and even for business to be successful there has to be an awareness of what the cultural values are of those people and an appreciation.”

Turner, 51, an African-American resident of Rohnert Park, has lived in Sonoma County for 30 years–long enough to remember when Santa Rosa had a single stoplight. These days, he’s on a mission: He wants to share the cultures of what he calls “underrepresented populations” with the rest of the community.

“It’s always been a need that’s gone lacking,” he explains. “And for a long time the community has been able to survive without really addressing the issue.” But Turner and his organization are ready to close the gap with the African Marketplace and Film Exposé, a two-day event co-sponsored by the Sonoma Museum of Visual Art (see “Into Africa,” above).

“The museum has a history of creating multicultural programming,” explains SMOVA director Gay Shelton. “This grew out of some of that activity, and I feel delighted to offer this and to give underrepresented but vital ethnic communities more exposure.”

Turner hopes the event will be a valuable learning tool. “People will have the opportunity to really be immersed in the African experience as it has occurred around the world and is occurring here in the United States,” he says.

The event features films by domestic and foreign filmmakers that highlight the lives of African people throughout the diaspora. For example, Black Survivors of the German Holocaust tells the little-known story of what African Germans experienced and endured before, during, and after the reign of Hitler.

Also featured is Djembefola, a high-energy film about African music that highlights the importance of family and culture within the context of a global community. It features Mamady Keita, former master drummer for Les Percussions de Guinea, who recently performed in Sonoma County.

And The Bronze Buckaroo (filmed in 1938), while relying on stereotypes consistent with the times, has historical interest since it depicts an all-black cast in a B-movie western. “For some people it’s never crossed their minds that there were black cowboys,” says Turner, who is author of America’s Black Towns and Settlements, a historical reference guide to pioneer black communities.

In addition, the event’s marketplace will include more then 20 Bay Area vendors offering a variety of wares such as art, jewelry, and stone carvings directly from Africa. There will also a number of children’s performances in the marketplace and five African-based children’s films.

Turner says youth advocacy played a major role in shaping the event, the first of its kind in the county. “It’s our responsibility as adults to provide an environment where children can be nurtured, supported, educated, and raised in a safe situation, and part of that safety is to acknowledge who they are culturally,” he says. “I really think that that’s an issue the American public has pretty much swept under the rug. Our country is in denial around the issue of race and culture.”

Turner hopes the African Marketplace and Film Exposé will become an annual happening, and he has other events in the same vein planned, such as the Cross Cultural Writers Forum, which takes place Sept. 15.

“We hope that, by offering this type of exposure to other cultures, people can begin to understand one another better and to appreciate the contribution of all people to our community as well as to the world,” he says. “I want to collaborate with people who are like-minded, and I don’t want geography to be a barrier.”

The African Marketplace and Film Exposé, a two-day event celebrating the cultural uniqueness of Africa and African Americans, will be held June 1-2 at the Luther Burbank Center for the Performing Arts, 50 Mark West Springs Road. A two-day ticket is $5; a two-day family pass, $10; admission is free for kids under 16 years. For more information, call 707/794-0729.

Friday, June 1

6 p.m. Opening-night gathering.

7 p.m. Wild Women Don’t Have the Blues. This film explores the lives and times of Ma Rainey, Bessie Smith, Ethel Waters, and other legendary blueswomen.

Saturday, June 2

11 a.m. to 6 p.m. African marketplace features African fabrics, jewelry, natural body treatments, art, and traditional foods. Also on offer: events and activities such as face painting, storytelling, children’s films, and African music.

Noon Madam C. J. Walker: America’s First Black Women Millionaire is a film that chronicles how Sara Breedlove rose from washer woman to successful entrepreneur.

1:30 p.m. The Bronze Buckeroo, filmed in 1938, was the first to feature an all-black cast in a western B-movie. It stars Spencer Williams Jr. (of Amos and Andy fame) and Herb Jefferies, former lead singer for the Duke Ellington Band.

3 p.m. The film African Americans in World War II: A Legacy of Patriotism and Valor reveals the untold story of African Americans in the “war to end all wars.”

4:30 p.m. Djembefola, a high-energy movie that traces the journey of Mamady Keita, former master drummer of Les Percussions de Guinea, from Brussels, where he teaches traditional drumming, back home to his village and family.

7 p.m. The West Coast premiere of Black Survivors of the German Holocaust documents in graphic detail the personal untold stories of African Germans before, during, and after the reign of Hitler. Recommended for mature audiences only.

From the May 31-June 6, 2001 issue of the Northern California Bohemian.

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‘Moulin Rouge’

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Flesh and Fantasy

Brothel insider exposes bare facts behind ‘Moulin Rouge’

Writer David Templeton takes interesting people to interesting movies in his ongoing quest for the ultimate post-film conversation.

Alexa Albert doesn’t want to wait. “Can we get right to the prostitution?” she asks. The waiter slides glasses of water onto our table. If my guest’s query caught his ear, he does not acknowledge it. He merely takes our orders and moves on to other customers, many of whom–it now seems–are engaged in similar conversations. A number of the restaurants patrons, like Albert and myself, have just been to the movies, where we saw Baz Lurhman’s colorful pseudo-musical Moulin Rouge. Set in 1900’s Paris and spiced with contemporary pop songs, it’s the over-the-top tale of Christian (Ewan McGregor), a young writer who falls fatefully in love with Satine (Nicole Kidman), the Sparkling Diamond, the city’s most famous and sought-after courtesan. Packed with spectacle, crammed with feverish eye-candy, Moulin Rouge is a truly original celebration of truth, beauty, freedom, love–and prostitution.

“I have lots to say about the prostitution,” says Albert.

A Seattle-based doctor, Albert is the author of BROTHEL: The Mustang Ranch and its Women (Random House, 2001). A sensational read, the myth-busting exposé–already attracting a great deal of attention–is based on unprecedented research conducted over the course of six years, seven months of which Albert spent as a live-in observer at the Mustang Ranch, Nevada’s most famous house of ill repute. It was a unique opportunity to study, for the first time, the inner workings of a world-class brothel.

Among other things, Albert learned this: it’s nothing like the movies.

That said, let’s talk about the prostitution.

“The thing I liked about Moulin Rouge,” Albert begins, her hands animated as she talks, her voice emphatic and passionate, “is that right until the bitter end, I didn’t feel any of the usual stigma of prostitution. The movie had none of that stigma. Satine was a member of a community of folk for which prostitution held no stigma. I loved that.

“I heard Satine talking about what the women in Nevada talk about, saying that this was her job. Sex was her job, and she knew it, and I believed it–as I believe the women in Nevada are doing a job.”

As a symbol of a society that has de-stigmatized prostitution–an institution that Albert thinks should be legalized throughout the country–the character of Satine is a step in the right direction. But, Albert says, the film also contains negative stereotypes that are not so useful. For instance, Satine’s remark that a woman in her profession cannot afford to fall in love.

“Being in love and being a prostitute are not mutually exclusive,” Albert insists. “I don’t think anyone who worked at the Mustang Ranch saw it that way. Everyone wants to be in love. But it’s written somewhere in our minds that you can’t sell your body and have love too. That’s nonsense.”

Satine’s affair with Christian is threatened by the possessive advances of the Duke. A wealthy investor in the Moulin Rouge–the legendary dance hall where Satine plies her trade–Satine agrees to sleep with him as part of a financial bargain made to keep the club from the auction block. But the minute Satine falls in love with Christian, she suffers pangs of guilt in regards to her profession.

Of the real-life courtesans in Nevada, Albert says, “I think many of them are capable of compartmentalizing the sex they do with the customers, and the sex they do with their lovers. I don’t mean that relationships with their partners are easy.

Here Albert mentions Brittany and John, the Satine-and-Christian style couple whose courtship she describes in the book. “Because of the weight of what these women do,” she continues, “and the circumstances of living in these brothels for 36 hours at a time, it makes for very complicated relationships. But the two things can be separated.

“So when Satine was going to service the Duke,” she goes on, “I was disappointed, somewhat, that suddenly she had an issue with what she was doing. There was something unbelievable about that. I’m very struck by how effectively the women in Nevada can do it.

“I don’t think these women are having these kinds of dilemmas when they’re going back to the room with these men. I didn’t buy it when Satine was in the room with the Duke, having decided to sleep with him, that she would have any trouble doing it.”

Albert stops. “Am I babbling?” she asks. “‘Cause this is what I do when I’m on a subject I really care about.”

And if others could babble so eloquently, the world would be a richer place. Assuring Albert that all is well, I mention that, during the film, she almost came out of her chair when the Unconscious Argentinean (that’s his name) exhorts Christian, “Never fall in love with a prostitute. It will always end badly.”

“And the story of my book is that nobody would ever say that!” she exclaims. “In the brothels, it’s the women who should never fall in love with the customer, since that’s what ‘always turns out bad.’ That’s the belief in the house. I did almost come out of my chair. It bothered the hell out of me.”

The other thing that bothered her was a scene where the Duke attempts to force himself on Satine. In her observations of the Mustang Ranch, such a thing would never happen.

“These women are masters,” she says. “These women control that bedroom like you’ve never seen. So the part where Satine loses control and the guy is about to rape her, it just does not happen in Nevada. On the streets, it happens. Other places, it happens. But in the brothels, the women are in complete control.”

Of the Duke, she says, “His disrespect of her was intolerable. ‘I own you!’ That’s not what a customer thinks when he walks into the room. These men are in awe. They are so overwhelmed. Not because the women are deities, but because they don’t know how to be with these women. These are bumbling, awkward men. You wouldn’t see them come in saying, ‘I’ve paid for you, you’re my property!’ I never saw that.”

One final note. Satine secretly dreams of becoming an actress. In reality, says Albert, when the Mustang Ranch women leave the profession, they tend to gravitate toward customer service jobs.

“They run daycare centers,” she says. “They become nurses. They help people. They do people skill jobs. Because–and I’m sure Satine would agree with this–what is prostitution if not a people-skill? It’s the ultimate people skill. And if you’re good at your job, your customer always goes away feeling good.”

From the May 31-June 6, 2001 issue of the Northern California Bohemian.

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Open Mic

Open Mic

A Tribute

By Karen Pierce Gonzalez

MONTHS AND MILES away from Veterans Day, I salute the dying efforts of my friend Michael, 54, a Vietnam medic who did not choose to serve his country.

Agent Orange has claimed the parts of his body not yet ravaged by a recent stroke. Penniless in Arizona, away from the California lifestyle of high-tech pacing that helps give birth to road rage capable of triggering anyone’s post-traumatic stress, he’s eking out the rest of life in a one-room cabin surrounded each winter by two feet of snow.

Next month the Veterans Hospital plans to cut out part of his jaw in an effort to “control” the spread of war’s poison in his bones. He’s hoping it’s only the left side of his rugged face, corralling the combined disease and stroke damage to just that one side. This leaves his right leg, arm, and hand free to steer his walker and to cook discounted day-old beef into stew (the meat’s cost per pound almost fits his dwindling budget).

Unable to work, he still waits for state disability. The process takes three months once it’s been determined he’s disabled. To date, the determination, now in its third month, has not been finalized.

Waiting for approval he hopes won’t come too late, Michael sifts through his belongings, sending me the “more precious” things. Among them is an aerial view of a lotus-seated Buddha in Da Nang. He came to know and love this deity almost as much as life itself. The peaceful white symbol of “infinite love,” combined with small needles filled with heroin, made it easier for him to forget the Asian wife and child he lost in a village attack.

Today he calls me just to hear the voice of a friend; someone who’s seen him crawl away from heroin and alcohol, but not away from the long-term wounds of war.

“The clock is ticking,” he says calmly.

I start checking airfares. I want to be there in time–to wrap him in a new, soft, warm bathrobe that comforts his tired, polluted body, and to read his favorite poems aloud, the Psalms of King David, a musician of the soul, much like my friend Michael. He fights the good fight now on new ground. Not one to surrender to victories of war, he will go bravely into the night, a veteran of honor any day of the year.


Karen Pierce Gonzalez, a Rohnert Park-based writer, is the founder of Preserving the Sacred, which does public relations work for sacred and cultural events.



From the May 31-June 6, 2001 issue of the Northern California Bohemian.

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Kenneth Cleaver

Consumer Correspondent

September 12, 2000 Mr. George Perkovich, Program Director W. Alton Jones Foundation 232 East High Street Charlottesville, NC 22901

Dear Mr. Perkovich:

As twilight descends on my goatee years, the downwardly mobile bachelor must review his endeavors and assess his prospects. Difficult questions must be answered with courageous honesty and prescience. Should I have used a different font on my résumé? Why am I paying for cable? How much longer will my cynicism and tomfoolery quell a burgeoning nervous breakdown? The answer most relevant to this communiqué is my recent decision to forge a career as a barstool philosopher, injecting that sage with a much-needed dose of profundity, cleanliness, and not infrequent sobriety. From smoky rural saloons to romper room college bars, I will combine a hobo ruggedness and road warrior work ethic with a modest Red Roof Inn lifestyle.

A one-man museum, encyclopedia, sociopath, scholar, shaman, comedian, conflict negotiator, sex object, sex subject, and compassionate asexual listener. From the bullpen of the Chicago Cubs to the bull markets of Asia to everyday bullshit, no subject will find me without an informed and original comment. Kenneth Cleaver will exist as a necessary anachronism to the cultural homogenizing forces of economic globalization, connecting our nation with stories of the road, free from the parade of sycophants that encumber celebrity status. The new picaresque iconoclast understands media, but repudiates its solipsism and megalomania. I will not sell tickets. I will not have a website, I will not give readings to uppity Oprah book clubbers at Barnes & Noble. Ingratiating myself to fellow drinkers from town to town will be my true reward.

From the W. Alton Jones Foundation, I require a modest salary of $20,000 per annum and reimbursement for travel and accommodation, roughly estimated at $600 per week. In return, you will receive biweekly reports summarizing my endeavors with tallies on the number of people I’ve educated, agitated, amused, and copulated with. I hope you will consider this unique opportunity for giving birth to a new American hero.

Sincerely, Kenneth H. Cleaver

December 12, 2000

Dear Mr. Cleaver:

Thank you for your recent inquiry regarding possible funding from the W. Alton Jones Foundation. We were much amused by your creative writing. Unfortunately, as you might imagine, our response to your request must a negative one. The W. Alton Jones Foundation’s Secret World program focuses primarily on the prevention of nuclear war and prevention of the massive release of radioactive materials. Our Board of Trustees has had to make the difficult decision to focus our limited resources only on projects which fall clearly into these specific categories. For this reason, the Foundation would be unable to offer any assistance. We do, however, offer encouragement that you will continue successfully “educating, agitating, and amusing” (if not “copulating”) your way through life. Our society desperately needs the few, rare hobo sages and comic shamans in its midst, whether it believes this or not.

Sincerely,

Laurie Blomstrom, Program Assistant (sort of on behalf of the W. Alton Jones Foundation)

From the May 31-June 6, 2001 issue of the Northern California Bohemian.

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Kenneth Cleaver

Consumer Correspondent

August 29, 2000

Ms. Elizabeth Toledo, Executive Director National Gay and Lesbian Task Force 1700 Kalorama Road, NW Washington, DC 20009-2624

Dear Ms. Toledo:

The mainstream gay rights movement has made a solid case for gay marriage by framing it within the context of civil rights and social justice issues. Inequities in taxation, health insurance, hospital visitation, and inheritance rights all highlight the second-class status of gay and lesbian relationships. Legalized gay marriage holds the potential to obliterate institutionalized heterosexual privilege while asserting a parity of esteem between gay and straight America.

Markedly absent from the debate is a rallying cry, which, if harnessed properly, will create the groundswell of support necessary to legalize gay marriage in all 50 states. I happened upon this idea while in the kitchen of a newly married friend. There I found some of the most gorgeous culinary accoutrements this side of William Sonoma, all the booty of their recent union. They even had a blender-phone!–a telephone combined with a traditional blender. Instead of ringing, it blends. A blender-phone!

My best friend David, a radical homosexual, argues that bridal registries are merely slops the ruling class feeds those who replicate–and thus reinforce–its oppressive structures. He points out that it is not the bourgeoisie that fills a bridal registry, but the wedding guests. David is less interested in common sense than in plotting the demise of heterosexual propagandist Nora Ephron.

There is nothing inherently reactionary about wanting a bridal registry. The desire for kitchenware transcends race, class, gender, and sexuality. Many would-be activists may shrug their shoulders about legal battles in Hawaii and Vermont, but show them what they’re missing from Pottery Barn, show them the blender-phone, and we have ourselves a movement!

Sincerely, Kenneth H. Cleaver

October 12, 2000

Kenneth H. Cleaver P.O. Box 810 Bedford, NY 10506

Dear Mr. Cleaver:

Thank you for your letter of late August regarding gay marriage. It is a cleverly satiric piece with several salient points.

LGBT marriage is a civil rights issue. Unfortunately, not all LGBT individuals see it as such and some succumb to apathy. Did you happen to see the article in the Washington Blade last month reporting on the findings of a study suggesting that same-sex marriages could generate up to $10 billion annually in additional federal income taxes? It reminded me a bit of your letter.

Thanks again for writing.

For equality, Elizabeth Toledo

From the May 24-30, 2001 issue of the Northern California Bohemian.

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Open Mic

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Open Mic

49 Questions

By Atticus Hart

WHO’S IN CHARGE HERE? Who’s running this show? Why is the customer service so bad? Do none of us take pride in our in our work anymore? Is God dead or just jaded? If life is so precious, why doesn’t it come with a warranty? Why are the finance charges so steep?

Where is the operating manual?

What are we trying to live up to? Why is it so hard to give ourselves permission to succeed? To fail? Are successful people really smarter than the rest of us? Are they really better looking? Are they happier? Or are they just more vain? More driven? More ruthless?

What is social Darwinism and where can I get some?

Is there really a hell? Is it big enough to contain all the people–my boss, my high school gym teacher, my ex, my snotty neighbors–who annoy me? Is it hot enough to burn away the pain of existence? Do you suffer alone? Where are the angels? Do you burn in your own private hell of your own making? If so many people are so miserable, why don’t we all do something about it? Do you ever lie awake in the dead of the night and wonder how many other sleepless souls share your plight?

Why does your boss treat you like a soulless automaton? Why are you willing to sell out for a good dental plan, an overpriced house made of plastic and pressboard, and a $350-a-month lease on a Lexus?

Do you ever take the time to think about the feelings of others? To see yourself the way they see you? To humble yourself? To drop that facade of righteousness? That pretense of purpose? That veneer of authority?

What stops you from expressing your love?

If you had imagined this life when your were 9, how would your choices have been different? What’s keeping you from being the person you thought you could be back then? Was life really simpler in those days or did we all just have our head stuck in the sand? Do you delude yourself into thinking that you’re in control of your destiny? What does your boss say about that? Your landlord? Your spouse? The government? Do you ever try to cut through the illusions? Or have you just packed it in?

Why can’t we be happy in the moment?

Who’s in charge here?


Atticus Hart lives in Bodega Bay. He used to believe in a master plan. Now he spends his time avoiding the pitfalls of his making.



From the May 24-30, 2001 issue of the Northern California Bohemian.

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‘A Knight’s Tale’

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A modern-day jousting pro takes on ‘A Knight’s Tale’

Writer David Templeton takes interesting people to interesting movies in his ongoing quest for the ultimate post-film conversation. This is not a review; rather, it’s a freewheeling, tangential discussion of art, alternative ideas, and popular culture.

Matt Machtan looks like a knight. Even here, perched on a 21st-century office chair inside the 10th-floor meeting room of a San Jose office complex–where we’ve rendezvoused to discuss the medieval action-adventure A Knight’s Tale–Machtan, dressed in slacks and a loose gray shirt, exudes a conspicuously knightly vibe.

With his flyaway hair and neatly trimmed beard, Machtan looks a lot like Roger Rees (the Sheriff of Nottingham in Robin Hood: Men in Tights)–only younger, stronger, and more capable of killing me.

Aside from his edgy, semi-swashbuckling appearance, there is also a touch of royalty about Machtan, an aura of strict, well-spoken politeness and etiquette. Is it the modern embodiment of the ancient code of chivalry? Or only the instincts of a highly skilled marketing manager, his official position at Mari Telecom, the Korean-based maker of the popular online game MageWar?

Of course, Matt Machtan is called marketing manager only on weekdays. On weekends, when he’s out thundering across a muddy field, wielding giant sticks to knock men off horses, people tend to call him sir.

Like hot-blooded young William (Heath Ledger), the would-be-champion of A Knight’s Tale, Machtan is a professional jouster. In fact, he’s a two-time bronze medalist, competing in the American Jousting Association’s World Jousting Tournament in Oklahoma in 1999, and again in Colorado in 2000.

Currently on the injured list–he wrecked his shoulder in a fall from a horse last October–Machtan has performed at Renaissance festivals around the country, first competing in Wisconsin, where he honed his skills as a squire for four years before embarking on his training as a competitive jouster. Also, like William’s dreams, Machtan’s dreams of becoming a knight run all the way back to childhood.

“I was always the kid who was running around on the front lawn with the wooden sword, the paper armor, and the garbage-can lid,” he says. “My brothers and sister too. We’d invite other kids in the neighborhood, and we’d all get dressed up in whatever armor we could find or make out of grocery bags or whatever, and by the end of the battle, the lawn would be littered with bits of paper. It was glorious.”

Glorious too, are the jousting sequences in A Knight’s Tale, which follows the low-born William’s dangerous scam to pass himself off as a knight, rising in fame and fortune as he wins joust after joust, portrayed as the medieval equivalent of football, complete with fans pounding their feet while chanting, “We will rock you.”

While Machtan found the film’s anachronistic touches to be somewhat irritating–“When I’m charging at an opponent with my lance ready,” he says, “it’s not Queen that I have in my head”–he was definitely roused by the sight of horse-riding knights smashing into each other.

“The hits. The falls. The excitement. That’s good stuff,” he declares. “It definitely got my juices flowing. Being smashed in the chest with a lance. Taking a fall to ground in front of a cheering crowd. I could relate to that because I’ve done it.”

It’s no surprise that the film has been popular among Machtan’s fellow jousters–“My brothers in arms,” he calls them–or that many professional jousting experts have found certain things in A Knight’s Tale to quibble with.

“Let’s just say that the exploding lances–on every single pass–were significantly Hollywoodized.”

“Jousters aren’t supposed to shatter their lances on impact?” I ask, incredulous. In the movie, William explains that breaking a lance during a pass is the way you score a point. Three shattered lances and you win the match. Unseat your opponent and you win his horse. “So all of that is, what? Basically horseshit?”

“Basically,” Machtan says. “Historically speaking, there was a time, for a short while, that knights would joust with hollowed-out lances, which tend to shatter on impact. But they stopped doing it when one of the kings got killed. By a wood shard. Through his visor.”

Through his . . ? Oh. O-u-ch!

“Exactly,” he agrees. “While it’s fun to break a lance–and I have done it–it’s not necessarily the safest thing in the world.” As I go on wincing at the thought of a two-foot sliver slicing through my retina, Machtan continues his knowledgeable condemnation of the movie’s broken-lance fetish.

“Then there’s the cost factor,” he says. “If you broke a lance of every pass, you’d be buying new lances all the time. You’d go broke in a single season. Today, we tend to use shaved-down tree trunks.”

The way to make a modern lance is to find a heavy tree trunk and take a lathe to it, shaving the lumber down to the proper thickness and length. Though Martha Stewart may know a better method, Machtan says this is the way most jousters accomplish the task. Others, Machtan included, make their lances with good, strong dowels.

“Very effective,” he says.

In A Knight’s Tale, William’s first joust is played for laughs, Unprepared and untrained, he reveals none of terror or anxiety that I would feel if it were me being charged at with a massive dowel.

“I imagine you were a little nervous?” I ask Machtan.

“A little?” he recalls with a laugh. “It’s scary enough to joust in practice, with no one watching, but this was terrifying. Even so, I remember getting this intense, sudden shot of adrenaline, just before I started maneuvering my horse forward into a run, and then another big shot of adrenaline, in the split second before the other guy’s lance struck me.”

“BAM!” he shouts. “BAM! Oh yeah! It was the best feeling in the world!”

As for the actual impact, he compares it to taking a significant tackle in a football game. He liked it. “From that moment on, I was hooked,” he says, grinning like a boy in a paper suit of armor. “Though jousting isn’t really that scary anymore, I still get that adrenaline rush. Every single time.”

Machtan’s goal for the future, aside from taking the gold once his doctor releases him to compete again–“In three months and nine days,” he says–is to see jousting reach acceptance as an recognized competitive sport. If A Knight’s Tale becomes a hit, it could go a long way toward increasing public awareness of jousting associations like the AJA.

Machtan even predicts that jousting will one day be featured at the Olympics.

“Hey, they’ve already got things like ballroom dancing. As an Olympic sport.” Machtan shakes his head, wounded at the very thought. “So my dream is not that far-fetched. The way I look at it, the Olympics have equestrian events, and they have fencing.

“Next step, Olympic jousting.”

From the May 24-30, 2001 issue of the Northern California Bohemian.

© Metro Publishing Inc.

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A modern-day jousting pro takes on 'A Knight's Tale' Writer David Templeton takes interesting people to interesting movies in his ongoing quest for the ultimate post-film conversation. This is not a review; rather, it's a freewheeling, tangential discussion of art, alternative ideas, and popular culture. Matt Machtan looks like a knight....
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