Letters to the Editor: March 7, 2018

Critiquing the Critic

It’s time to retire film critic Richard von Busack. I read his review of Black Panther (“Believe the Hype,” Feb 21) and was astonished to find no mention whatsoever of the female characters in the film. This is a marvelous and important movie on many levels and one is most definitely the portrayal of extremely smart and powerful women. I am reminded of his recent review of Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri in which he grumbled about Frances McDormand’s masculine clothing. Mr. von Busack clearly has no idea what it means for women in the audience to have the rare experience of seeing female characters in film who exude their own agency.

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Schulz Smiles

Thank you for the cover story on Charles Schulz and his introduction 50 years ago of a black character in the Peanuts comic strip (“Black Lines Matter,” Feb. 21). The cover really caught my eye and made me smile. I remember this event well, as I was a teenager in 1968. I have been an activist since then, supporting black civil rights and other progressive movements. The mention of the black character in the South Park TV cartoon did not include the last name of that character: his name was Token Black. Genius!

San Rafael

Land Stewards

Nature has provided us with an amazingly glorious environment. People travel to the Napa Valley from far and wide. However I see problems that need attention. If we are not doing everything possible to protect the long-term precious and shared resources of water that would be a profound disaster. Our courageous and dedicated “stewards of the land” Jim Wilson and Mike Hackett have spent many hours preparing and promoting the Watershed and Oak Woodland Protection Initiative (Measure C) to protect our environment. They are joined by grape growers, vintners and citizens from all walks of life to working toward a common ecological goal. There is a choice to be made. Do we want to be stewards of the land or polluters of the land? In June please vote for Measure C. We will be better off for it.

St. Helena

We Too

Yessss. We need more of this! (“New Rules,” Feb. 28)

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Lost Verizons

What is the research on the safety of the EMFs related to the small cell units compared to the towers? (“Hard Cell,” Feb. 28) Is there research on this? It would be good to post it and let us know where to look further.

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Healthy Habitat

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The bad news is that the drought is back and that’s not good for spawning fish. The good news better habitat awaits coho salmon and steelhead in two North Bay creeks.

In Sonoma County, the Gold Ridge Resource Conservation District worked with the Thomas Creek Ranch Homeowners Association to restore lower Green Valley and Thomas creeks in Forestville as a winter coho salmon wetland habitat several years ago. Only recently, in the aftermath of the last drought, have those efforts borne fruit. In Marin County, meanwhile, officials are cheering the performance of newly restored floodplains on Lagunitas Creek, one of the most productive salmon creeks in the state.

The Forestville project began in 2014 when the conservation district constructed a 220-foot side channel and wetland along Green Valley Creek, and realigned a section of Thomas Creek to create a deep backwater “alcove” for fish. The drought made it difficult to tell if the construction was making a difference in the coho salmon population, due to the sluggish winter flow.

Called an “off-channel winter refuge habitat enhancement for salmonids,” the project is aimed at giving young salmon refuge from high flows in wintertime that otherwise could sweep them away. Green Valley Creek used to provide habitat, but residential developments along the creek along with a demand for the water by farmers have greatly reduced the coho salmon and that aquatic insects that lived and bred in the calm waters of the channels.

“Our whole community is thrilled with the project and glad that we were able to provide the space to make it happen,” says association member Alan Siegel.

Siegel, an environmentalist since his high school days, came up with the idea to help restore the creek’s natural habitat when he took his daughter, Katie, to a salmon fishery about 10 years ago. He convinced his fellow association members to dedicate land along the creek to the conservation district.

“It took many, many years to figure out what kind of project [they] wanted to do,” he says, “and then once that was nailed down, it took many more years to get all the funding. Grants and funding for the $550,000 projects came from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration’s Fisheries Restoration Grant Program, the California Department of Fish and Wildlife, the California Coastal Conservancy and the Sonoma County Water Agency.

With salmon thriving in the creeks, Siegel says the district is now looking to collaborate with more landowners on similar projects. “One of the things they really want to show is that they can work together with private landowners in a cooperative way that benefits the fishery and the landowner,” he says.

Meanwhile in Marin County, coho salmon and steelhead trout, a federally threatened species, are returning to Lagunitas Creek thanks to a similar floodplain restoration project undertaken by the Marin Municipal Water District (MMWD).

Last fall, water district fisheries program manager Gregory Andrew was hoping for a season of average rainfall. Too much rain, he said, could scour away sediment and wash out newly created wooden structures designed to help re-animate legacy floodplains on Lagunitas Creek, one of the state’s most abundant when it comes to endangered coho salmon. Too little rain, on the other hand, wouldn’t see enough water in the creek to spill over into the newly created floodplains, which are designed to attract spawning salmon and steelhead.

With the key drought arbiter, the Sierra snowpack, coming in at a dismal 70 percent below normal this year, the drought is back. But Andrew says the restoration project performed remarkably well this winter as he notes that a big rainstorm that blew through on Jan. 8-9 this year raised the flows in the Lagunitas Creek to levels sufficient to inundate the floodplain channel. The coho apparently took notice.

Fish are monitored at every life-stage by surveyors, says Andrew, who cautions that there is a lot of variability from year to year, “and also lots of variability from one life phase to another.” For example, he says, this year the adult coho spawning numbers are below average. Yet last year fish surveyors marveled at juvenile smolts headed to the sea for the first time, “in numbers we never saw before,” he says.

The good news is that the fish stocks are generally headed in the right direction after the low point of 2008-09. “With the smolt numbers,” he says, “there is some indication that there is increased winter survival and that may be related to the habitat enhancement work that we’ve already done.”

Project monitors have utilized time-lapse video of the creek this winter to monitor the restoration and the weather’s impact on the work done so far. During the January storm, he says, water flows on the creek got close to 1,000 cubic feet of water per second (the summertime standard is about 8 lazy cubic feet per second). Planners had hoped that those channels would become engaged by the flow when the water was flowing at between 100 and 300 cubic feet per second. The fact that the channels were “engaged” at the low end of their expectation was an encouraging sign to Andrew. The Phase I part of the project at Platform Ridge Road and the Sir Francis Drake Highway, he says, “behaved beautifully and the flood-plain channel engaged at 100 cubic feet per second.”

This time of year, the typical flow in the Lagunitas runs up to 2,000 cubic feet per second, Andrew says. The drought-busting winter of 2016-17 saw days where the creek was ripping along at 5,000 CFPS, which could have been perilous to the work undertaken this past summer.

“I’m glad that our structures weren’t newly constructed last fall,” Andrew says, invoking the year the drought broke.

The successful rollout of this $1.2 million, two-year project occurs in a year which sounds like a pretty good one for the state’s salmon fisheries. Andrew says the year has been “unusual for salmon,” given that, for example, a pink salmon showed up in the Lagunitas “and we have not seen them for many years.” He says there was a good run of Chinook and chum salmon on the creek, too. “Over the years we’ve seen chinook come and go and have seen a relatively small number of chum salmon. This year, we had them all in early. Then the coho came in, and they tend to do their thing in January and February.”

“Their thing,” is to spawn. The coho are all gone now, Andrew says, and now it’s the steelhead trout’s time to breed—”they’re the only species that’s in there now.”

The steelhead numbers too are “looking pretty good,” Andrew reports. Just that morning he’d gotten a report about a big school of the fish hanging out under a bridge in Pt. Reyes Station, near where the Lagunitas spills out into Tomales Bay, and ready to head upstream into their fancy new floodplain.

On the Road with Jared

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Jared Huffman wants to know if I’ve seen the latest from Jerry Seinfeld as he eases into the passenger seat and invokes the popular web series, “Comedians in the Car Getting Coffee.” “You’re supposed to pick me up in some sort of interesting vintage sports car,” he says.

“Yes, I have seen it and I’m calling this story ‘Covfefe in the Car with my Congressman,” I tell Huffman, a riff off the Donald Trump neologism that emerged from the president’s Tweeting fingers last year.

The congressman lets out a short laugh and I ease my less than interesting Honda CRV out of a parking lot at Casa Grande High School campus, where the North Coast pol had just addressed a jam-packed auditorium filled with Petaluma upperclassmen.

The subject was seriously unfunny: gun control in the wake of the Parkland, Fla. school shooting last month, which left 17 dead and sparked anew the national convulsion over gun violence in schools and what to do about it.

After the shooting, local students and educators in Sonoma and Marin counties reached out to the popular two-term congressman and he obliged them with a visit. He’s supporting a renewed ban on assault weapons, enhanced background checks, raising the age of purchase to 21, and banning large capacity magazines.

Earlier in the day, Huffman had spoken to an attentive group of students at Lagunitas Middle School, telling them he was in the San Geronimo Valley in West Marin after House Speaker Paul Ryan had sent congress home. Ryan couldn’t deal with the heat being generated by Parkland survivors. Following the Parkland shooting, teenagers had come to the capital and crashed Congressional offices to demand action on gun control.

Now we’re now headed back to Huffman’s district office in San Rafael and the afternoon 101 is smooth sailing as Huffman reflects on the gun control moment, the wild Trump ride so far and the dysfunctional congress he’s been a part of since first elected in 2012.

The Time is Ripe

Just last week Huffman had signed on to articles of impeachment against the president which zeroed in on collusion, corruption and Trump’s general disdain for those parts of the constitution that don’t protect gun rights. Huffman’s support for impeachment comes with an acknowledgement that even if the merits for impeachment are unimpeachable, the politics are a different story.

“I’ve been in favor of impeachment almost since the beginning of his presidency,” Huffman says. “I’ve been waiting for the most serious and viable articulation for the grounds for impeachment. It is sort of a ‘ripeness’ issue and honestly, the politics still aren’t right. I feel that I have to constantly manage expectations on this issue. It would be pretty reckless for me to lead people to think that we’re on the verge of actually impeaching Donald Trump, because we are not.”

For the time being at least, impeachment is a partisan pursuit. Guns are a different story altogether. There’s a chance (a very slight chance) that Trump could have a “Nixon in China” effect on the gun-control debate, given his simultaneous fealty to the National Rifle Association and the fact that he threw the organization under the bus in the presence of a visibly stunned Senator Dianne Feinstein.

“Trump has the unlikely credentials to actually move the politics on this issue,” says Huffman as we head south to San Rafael, or try to, anyway. “If he had the skills and the focus to do it,” says Huffman, “unlike you, who just took the wrong exit—but the problem with Trump is his ADD and the fact that if we get excited about what he says one day, he is likely to say the opposite the next day and you can’t count on him for anything.”

The kids, on the other hand—are they going to save the world where the adults have failed? Huffman’s talks to the teenagers last week were of a piece with a growing consensus around Parkland and its aftermath, which he reiterated to the middle schoolers.

“We may just have the opportunity to push through some changes that wasn’t possible a couple of weeks ago,” he told the teens in Lagunitas that morning. “The difference is not what happened, but how young students responded.”

Huffman invoked gun control efforts by Newtown families in Connecticut, and by former congresswoman Gabby Gifford as he called them “great champions on this issue, but there is something about how your generation is carrying itself.”

The Parkland shooting is one of a few existential questions swirling around student life early in the divisive days of the 21st century. Gun violence in schools presents an obvious and direct existential threat to them; global climate change is a less direct and visceral, but equally scary proposition for young people. Then there’s the old standby of global thermonuclear war, on top of an administration that’s creating quite a bit of chaos for LGBT and immigrant youth these days with its various crackdowns amid the generalized sense of a national crack-up.

“You’ve got to start with the acknowledgement that these kids are right, and when you look at these issues, our generation and the preceding generation has screwed a few things up.”

We talk a bit about the youth movement of the 1960s within the context of mocking comments being directed at the Parkland survivors. The venomous “crisis actor” nonsense around Parkland survivors David Hogg and Emma Gonzalez also reminds that the 1960s students who fought for civil rights and against the Vietnam War, were unpopular among much of the country. Huffman says that for every member of a youth movement, there’s a “grumpy old man in a lawn chair” who doesn’t want to hear it.

“The young people are coming from the perspective of wanting to accelerate changes to basically save their world, and the others are incapable of handling the speed of change that has been happening.”

During his school appearances, the congressman kept his critiques of Trump within the boundaries of the gun control debate and the reality-show president’s response to it. In his talk to the middle-schoolers, he didn’t mince on his view of arming teachers, calling it both a dumb idea and a stupid one, as he keyed on the Trumpian politics of the distracting head-fake.

Youth Movement

Later in Petaluma, Huffman asked for a show of hands among the assembled students to see if anyone supported arming teachers, and the response was overwhelmingly in the negative—three or four hands raised in support, while more than one hundred arms shot up in opposition to the proposal. Teeing off on another Trump comment, one student asked him why all school shootings happened in places marked as “Gun Free” zones, and Huffman gently rebuked the premise of the question, given that there was an armed guard at Margery Stoneman Douglas High School, who didn’t do anything.

The students’ questions spoke to their own media savvy and connection with other issues of the day. Syncing with the demanding and unapologetic tenor of our times, one Lagunitas student asked if Huffman had taken money from the NRA. No, he said. “Generally I want you to get A’s,” he said to the kids gathered in the gym that morning. “But I’m proud of my ‘F’ rating with the NRA.” A Petaluma student wondered about hiring military veterans to protect schools, instead of watching them sleep on the street.

Later in the car Huffman says the youth activism now afoot is telling for what it disproves: that kids today aren’t invested in changing the world they’re about to inherit.

“To their credit there is something about these kids right now that is making them inject their voice, and that hasn’t always been the case. I’ve been visiting schools for a long time and there is a level of engagement that is sort of stirring right now that’s great to see, and it’s also a real relief, because I worried that when Donald Trump was elected that young people would say ‘this is the new normal, maybe politics is just a reality show and a food fight and we don’t need to take them seriously,’ and that hasn’t been the response, at least what I’ve seen.”

The Trump overhang is everywhere, he says, and it’s a further toxification of a politics that was already pretty mean before the country elected Trump.

The adults are in the room acting like children and crying about “they are coming for your guns,” while the children are getting shot or watching their friends and teachers get shot. Nowadays Republicans are either kissing up to Trump because of the dirty-30 percent Trump base that must be tended to, while others are saying they’ve had enough and are retiring from congress altogether. Who is winning that fight over GOP hearts and minds?

“I think more and more are falling into the latter group,” he says. “It’s unfortunate that they have to do that as they announce their retirement, and it sort of speaks to the fact that when it comes to being in Republican politics today and actually holding office, Trumpism is the dominant force.”

Toxic Climate

The toxicity brought on by Trump has trickled down into town halls and committee meetings, says Huffman, who is the second-ranking Democrat on the House Natural Resources Committee, a dream assignement for him. He recounts a recent dust-up he had with Texas conservative Congressman Louie Gohmert over environmental issues connected with Trump’s proposed wall. When it comes to issues of national security, the Department of Homeland Security has lots of leeway when it comes to adhering to environmental law. For that reason, the border wall would have a zone around it where environmental law didn’t apply—but Gohmert wants to extend that zone to 100 miles out from the border. Huffman wasn’t having it and told the committee that the GOP was angling for a cruel twofer: “You get to bash Mexicans and scapegoat the environmental laws at the same time,” he recalls saying, at which point he started to argue with Gohmert. The constant stream of extremism has taken a toll.

“I don’t deal with it as well as I should,” he says. “I have found myself getting increasingly flippant and feisty and even taking the bait and getting into some rather unpleasant conversations with my colleagues lately that probably aren’t wildly productive. But it frustrates me…. My patience is wearing thin with some of that and I think the country’s patience is wearing thin. It’s just not sincere, some of this posturing and extremism, and to continue to try and be deferential and genteel about it, just doesn’t feel right in this moment.”

Huffman name-checks some prominent media figures of the right who have seen the light—Michael Gerson, Bill Kristol, former congressman Dave Jolly. “I served with [Jolly] for a term, he’s a pretty conservative guy and he’s just going off on these guys,” Huffman says. “That tells me that something is going on here. Our job is to help the Republicans help save their party by just beating the shit out of them this fall. And a lot of Republicans are calling for that.”

Back in the San Rafael district office, Huffman has the iconic Truman sign on his desk: “The Buck Stops Here.” Huffman is 54 and has two teenage children—and like his childhood political hero Harry Truman, hails originally from Independence, MO.

Given the hyper-partisanship of our times, I ask Huffman if there’s anyone in the congress who he would identify as the conservative version of himself—anyone who he admires on the right. He immediately identifies Nebraska Rep. Jeff Fortenberry.

“He is a quality human being,” Huffman says. “I would be proud to take Jeff Fortenberry around with me in the district to meet my neighbors and friends, they would love him, and he would love them. I’m just as comfortable as can be around Jeff, we get along great, and he is a pretty conservative Catholic Republican. We talk a lot about religion too, which is always interesting because he is intellectually curious devout Catholic and I’m a humanist who doesn’t believe in God.”

For his part, Fortenberry feels the same about Huffman and says he’s honored not only by his peer’s shout-out, but that a reporter at a left-leaning newspaper would call about it, given “the basic breakup of the media into segments that appeal to [a] base.”

“I have great respect for Jared,” he adds, describing Huffman as a very good friend who is both “intellectually honest and effective…. He has a noted character trait of being very respectful in dialogue, and I really admire that.”

Toning it Down

Trump’s shadow follows Huffman wherever he goes in his North Coast district and I ask him if there are any constituencies he wants to crack in a third term.

“There are a number of constituencies where I want to build better relationships, and probably would be farther along today than I am but for Donald Trump and the difficult politics that we’re in right now,” he says. “I’m in what feels sometimes like a political knife-fight that can be very charged and very partisan, and it’s not sustainable.”

He singles out Republican-leaning organizations such as the Rotary Club and the Farm Bureau as places where he’d like to build bridges but can’t, “because we’re all kind of on edge, and if we might once have had some differences of opinion and perspective, but we wanted to work together, that’s harder to do now. The flip side of that is that politically, my base, and a whole bunch of people that used to be apolitical and moderate, are animated and would show up at a town hall and do a lot of the things I’m asking them to do.”

Given the tense, Trumpian climate, Huffman says he goes out of his way to not tick off any absent Republican parent. “Even now I try, when I’m talking to school groups, to have some balance, to show some respect and to validate other’s perspectives because I know that they’ve got parents and they’ve got their own sensibilities and I want it to be a civic exercise when I do this. Every now and then you’ll get a disgruntled parent.”

Or a disgruntled Republican who is also looking to build bridges. Huffman recalls a recent town hall in Windsor where he was approached by a woman who gave Huffman her card and said, “‘If you ever want to talk to a Republican call me, but I feel like you were very disrespectful of the Republicans in the room tonight.’ And I told her right there, I said ‘I think you’re right, actually.’

The final existential issue of the day is Trumpism and whether the -ism will outlast the man—and Huffman thinks it will but with a catch: Future Trumpists won’t be saddled with the incoherence and the cult of personality that the party leader brings to the spectacle now unraveling. The ‘paranoid style’ in American politics is as old as dirt and Huffman says he “doesn’t know what Trumpism will mean 10 or 15 years from now, long after Trump is gone, but it might actually be more coherent than it is with this kind of crazy man driving it.”

All the more reason for the kids to seize these various existential crises from the clutched and angry fists of angry, armed white men.

Covfefe!

Frozen

Ex-CIA agent Jason Matthews’ novel Red Sparrow has been called a return to the days of John LeCarre and Ian Fleming. Does appropriating the plot in From Russia With Love, while adding an enhanced layer of violence, give evidence of a new LeCarre among us? Director Frank Lawrence, of the Hunger Games franchise, makes his adaptation of Red Sparrow heavier in gore than it is in fun.

Bolshoi ballerina Dominika Egorova (Jennifer Lawrence) injured her her leg during a spoiled pas de deux, and—in consideration of what comes next—it’s surprising they don’t just shoot her like an injured racehorse. Now that the state has no more use for her, she faces poverty. Her wicked uncle Vanya (Matthias Schoenaerts) recruits Dominika into the “Sparrow” program. It’s apparently the same place they taught the Avengers’ Black Widow everything she knows. Groomed to become ultimate courtesans, the students will seduce and gather information from targets. After graduating, Dominika encounters a soulful American agent Nash (Joel Edgerton, perhaps cast for his resemblance to Richard Burton in The Spy Who Came in from the Cold). He’s kind to her. Dominika helps Nash seek a mole in the Russian government.
The premise here is that nothing has changed since the Soviet days, hence the “red.” Dominika’s mother is trapped as if behind the Iron Curtain, unable to get the medical care she needs. The settings are pure eastern block, brutal architecture, eternally cold and tinted ice blue. The scene shifting is often unclear—it’s the problem of telling the difference between Budapest playing Moscow and Budapest playing Budapest.
J-Law is physically strapping, her bangs are adorable, her face is Muscovite blank and her accent is appalling. Lawrence can’t play what’s not here.

Several actors are too good for their archetypes, including Charlotte Rampling as the movie’s sadistic Rosa Klebb and Jeremy Irons as a humane Russian amid all the bloodrinkers. The latter category includes the ever-scowling Ciaran Hinds, who may be Irish but has a face made for the Politburo.

‘Red Sparrow’ is playing in wide North Bay release

Local Folk

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Circle the wagons, string up the guitars and head to Sebastopol this weekend for the 18th annual Sonoma County Bluegrass & Folk Festival.

This year, festival director Kevin Russell (the Rhythm Rangers, Laughing Gravy) presents a wide-open range of music beyond bluegrass with western swing, modern folk and other worldly acoustic styles on hand.

The festival kicks off with Wake the Dead, who seamlessly blend Grateful Dead material with strains of a deep Celtic influence. The afternoon’s lineup also features the swinging sounds of the Carolyn Sills Combo (pictured), Missy Raines & the New Hip and Joe Craven & the Sometimers closing out the daytime offerings.

Throughout the festival, attendees can partake in music workshops, classes and community jams. After a dinner break, the festival moves into phase two and embraces the bluegrass as the acclaimed John & the Jaybirds and Blue Summit headline the evening performance.

Sonoma County Bluegrass & Folk Festival takes place on Saturday, March 10, at Sebastopol Community Center, 390 Morris St., Sebastopol. Noon to 10pm. $35-$40 full festival pass; $20-$25 evening only pass. Children 11 and under are free with adult admission. 707.824.1858. -Charlie Swanson

Bargain Bin

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Wine is sold at such a deep discount at Grocery Outlet, it can seem too good to be true. Should I be wary of the provenance of a Sonoma Coast Pinot Noir that I recently found advertised for $6.99 at the bargain market—or is provenance, indeed, too precious a term in the context of a store that’s tagged with the mostly affectionate epithet, “Gross Out”?

“It used to be the store that carried the dented cans and the day old bread,” says Pete Kochis, manager and wine buyer at the chain’s Napa location. “And that’s just not the case anymore.”

The wine department has particularly improved in the last five years thanks to a new team of buyers at the chain’s offices in Emeryville, headed by director of wine, beer and spirits, Cameron Wilson.

“As a wine team, we are committed to tasting everything we send out to the warehouse,” says Wilson. While the 280-plus stores are independently owned and operated, they choose from a selection off goods at the main warehouse.

Yet only one winery that I contacted returned my emails and calls, after I mentioned I found their wine at Grocery Outlet: Valley of the Moon Winery, source of that $6.99 Pinot. Valley of the Moon general manager David Macdonald is happy to explain how the wine wound up there. Macdonald says it’s a typical story: He was already well into selling the 2014 vintage, which meanwhile got an updated packaging design, as well, when a quantity that had been aside for a wholesale customer was declined for their own business reasons. “We were left with several hundred cases of wine we could not plug back into the distributor network.”

They sold some through the tasting room, but Macdonald doesn’t see the GO partnership as detrimental to the winery’s image. “There’s nothing to be bashful about seeing your brand in a place like this.”

Prices noted here are as marked at GO only:

Valley of the Moon Winery 2013 Sonoma Coast Pinot Noir ($6.99) Enticing aromas like potpourri and Christmas candle, neatly knit with spicy fruit and tannins—would be a value at regular retail, $25.

Jenner Sonoma Coast Pinot Noir ($7.99) Made by Fritz Underground Winery, this is no disappointment with notes of sandalwood incense, pomegranate and strawberry jam.

Vixon 2013 Sonoma County Zinfandel ($6.99) Inky, Cabernet-like, with reticent, dark aromas of blackcurrant, fruitcake and damp, rich soil, this mystery wine has a food-friendly mid-palate.

Esterlina 2015 Cole Ranch Riesling ($4.99) The winery appears to have folded, but this mouthwatering, very slightly off-dry wine is no bust.

What’s It Mean?

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Will Eno’s The Realistic Joneses, isn’t particularly real in its examination of two suburban couples who share the same surname. It does, however, often ring true.

Set in an unnamed town, Bob and Jennifer Jones (Chris Schloemp and Melissa Claire) are spending a quiet evening in their backyard talking about nothing (and talking about talking about nothing) when new neighbors come over to introduce themselves. John and Pony Jones (Chris Ginesi and Paige Picard) have rented a house down the street and bring a bottle of wine over to break the ice. The awkward conversation that comes with meeting new people becomes really awkward as it veers into the personal.

Bob and Jennifer live here because it’s the best place for Bob to receive treatment for a degenerative neurological disease characterized by pain, bouts of blindness and loss of memory. Bob deals with it by not dealing with it, Jennifer deals with it daily and is beginning to crack under the strain. John and Pony have just picked up and moved there on a whim, but it soon becomes clear the two couples have something in common.

The subject matter doesn’t seem ripe for humor, but it is. The script’s marvelously quirky dialogue is often absurd and yet it feels genuine. Delivery of dialogue in the hands of lesser talents can come off cheaply, but director Argo Thompson has a cast that can handle it. The Realistic Joneses is difficult to categorize. It’s tough to find meaning in a play about the meaningless of meaning, and for a play as funny as it is, an overwhelming sense of melancholy hangs over it. Highly original, The Realistic Joneses makes for a wonderfully weird evening of theater.

Rating (out of 5)★★★★

High Drivers

San Mateo State Sen. Jerry Hill introduced a bill this year that would permit police officers to drug-test drivers who are under 21 for marijuana and suspend their license for a year if there’s any THC in their system. The bill mirrors similar drunk-driving laws focused on young persons.

But pot is not alcohol, and the peninsula pol’s SB 1273 has been denounced by Cal NORML (the National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws) for its overreach in the name of public safety. In a statement, NORML’s director Dale Gieringer says the bill won’t do anything to make the roads safer or reduce drug abuse among kids. “What it will do,” he says, “is encourage police to indiscriminately drug-test young people for no good reason and take their licenses without any evidence of impairment or dangerous driving.”

NORML cites a study by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration to back up its claim as it notes that “the presence of THC isn’t a useful indicator of driving safety or fitness.” Right around New Year’s Day, NORML sent out a press release warning all drivers against ingesting cannabis and getting behind the wheel.

Its critique of the Hill bill also zeroed in on the testing-for-THC protocol under SB 1273, which, according to the NORML statement, authorizes “the use of unproven new chemical testing technologies for marijuana, including oral swab, saliva and skin patch tests, whose accuracy and reliability have never been established in controlled scientific studies.” Gieringer says that body-fluid marijuana tests are obsolete and flawed, and suggests that “California should be looking at new, behavior-based tests that measure actual performance.”

The organization has previously suggested that cannabis imbibers who plan on driving do a self-test of standing on one foot for 30 seconds. If you can’t keep your balance, chances are good that you’re too high to drive under state law. California does not have a THC threshold to trigger an automatic DUID charge (that’s driving under the influence of drugs).

NORML, which is based in San Francisco and is the nation’s oldest cannabis-rights organization, isn’t totally opposed to the youth-unfriendly SB 1273. There’s a provision that would create separate categories for various drugs that aren’t alcohol, i.e., heroin, cocaine, PCP. As NORML notes in its statement this week, since all those drugs are lumped in with pot when it comes to DUID cases, “it’s impossible to tell how many DUID arrests in California specifically involve marijuana, opiates or other drugs.”

Folk Strings

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Songwriter Anna Fritz’s classical music training on the cello began at 6 and she continued that path academically through her college years at University of Wisconsin in Madison.

Yet from a young age, Fritz musically immersed herself in folk and rock ‘n’ roll in her free time.

“I didn’t know how to reconcile the music that I was playing, with the music that I was listening to,” says Fritz. “I love classical music, but I knew from a young age that I wanted to participate in the music of social movements.”

And so when Fritz moved from the Midwest to Portland, Ore. just over a decade ago, she found herself quickly aligned with the city’s independent music scene.

Now Fritz is an accomplished ensemble player, sought-after studio musician and a celebrated solo performer. This month, she treks down the coast on a tour that lands in Santa Rosa for a show Tuesday, March 13, at the Arlene Francis Center.

Rather than rely on electronic backings or looped rhythms, Fritz has stripped her live show to one cello, one voice. She says she connects to her audiences with her eclectic style and songs that are intended for sing-alongs.

“I have learned over the years to use the cello in a lot of different ways,” says Fritz. “It’s kind of a duet between my voice and the cello’s voice.”

Fritz’s experiments with the cello began in earnest when she co-formed the Portland Cello Project in 2007, and her credits include playing on albums by the Decemberists, My Morning Jacket and others.

Fritz says solo songwriting is where her heart is, and her original tunes pack an emotional punch lyrically with themes of spirituality, racial justice, climate change, gender identity and more.

“I have the feeling like songwriting is about connecting to something much larger than myself,” she says.

Fritz also says her creative process as a songwriter is influenced by her spirituality and her activist streak.

“Having a social conscience and helping to make the world around me a better place has been a lifelong value,” she says. “A lot of the music that has moved me in my life has been music that lifts up social movements. I feel that’s an important part of my work as a songwriter; providing tools to people who are working for change.”

Petaluma Sheraton Workers to Hit the Bricks for Better Wages

Hotel workers 

at the Petaluma Sheraton will take to the streets at the s

emi-ungodly hour of 7 a.m. tomorrow (March 3) to demand better wages and affordable health care for housekeepers, desk clerks and kitchen workers. The workers, who are members of UNITE HERE Local 2850, say they are getting jammed hard by the Sonoma County’s spiraling cost of living—and have been negotiating a new contract since last July, to no avail.

The union notes that the wages are not of a livable variety, as housekeepers start at $12.50 an hour. The Sheraton is operated by Pyramid Hospitality, which also runs the Doubletree in Berkeley where those same workers start at $15.90, according to UNITE-HERE. The company runs hotels around the country.

In a statement, Sheraton housekeeper Maria de la Luz Tostado says, “With the wages I make now, I barely make ends meet—we live in a city where cost of living is really high. We work very hard all day every day to make this hotel run smoothly, and it makes good profits; we deserve a piece of that.”

The Petaluma workers are also being asked to shoulder $560 a month for family health coverage offered by Pyramid, while those Berkeley workers’ families plans cost $0, according to UNITE-HERE.

“We know Pyramid can do better,” says Local 2850 President Wei-Ling Huber in a statement. “Sonoma County workers deserve to live with dignity too.”

Should you care to blow the car horn in solidarity, the Petaluma Sheraton is located at 745 Baywood Drive, Petaluma.

Letters to the Editor: March 7, 2018

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High Drivers

San Mateo State Sen. Jerry Hill introduced a bill this year that would permit police officers to drug-test drivers who are under 21 for marijuana and suspend their license for a year if there's any THC in their system. The bill mirrors similar drunk-driving laws focused on young persons. But pot is not alcohol, and the peninsula pol's SB...

Folk Strings

Songwriter Anna Fritz's classical music training on the cello began at 6 and she continued that path academically through her college years at University of Wisconsin in Madison. Yet from a young age, Fritz musically immersed herself in folk and rock 'n' roll in her free time. "I didn't know how to reconcile the music that I was playing, with the...

Petaluma Sheraton Workers to Hit the Bricks for Better Wages

Hotel workers  at the Petaluma Sheraton will take to the streets at the s emi-ungodly hour of 7 a.m. tomorrow (March 3) to demand better wages and affordable health care for housekeepers, desk clerks and kitchen workers. The workers, who are members of UNITE HERE Local 2850, say they are getting jammed hard by the Sonoma County's spiraling cost of living—and...
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