Concrete Complaints

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June 6-12, 2007


Envisioned as a magnet for a grateful public to celebrate the art of music, Sonoma State University’s burgeoning Green Music Center (GMC) is being constructed under decidedly disharmonious conditions. Not only is SSU president Ruben Armiñana sitting under a vote of no confidence passed by fully half of his faculty–a fact that is not unrelated to the GMC–but matters at the construction site apparently aren’t very rosy, either.

Problems with construction were first made public at the beginning of April, when two local carpenters were laid off, ostensibly because their contracts had expired. Dave Kennedy and Kevin Hoyt, carpenters contracted by construction manager Rudolph and Sletten (R&S), have been in the construction business since the mid-1970s. They were both happy to find work at the GMC, but after a while decided that they didn’t like the quality of the work being done or, as Kennedy explains, “the use of unskilled labor to do jobs that require higher levels of skill.

“[There were] no professionals, and they expect [subcontractors] to do all the work,” he charges. “I’ve never been on a site where so many mistakes occur.”

A perceived problem in a concrete pour in the main wall of the structure led Kennedy and Hoyt to engage in a standoff with the site manager. The men took a photo of a concrete pour on the bottom 10 feet of a wall that will eventually be 57 feet tall that they felt was particularly unsafe. Rather than fix the bad pour before they poured the next layer of concrete, the men charge that R&S went ahead and poured more concrete, intending to later fix the problem. (Hoyt and Kennedy also believe that R&S routinely “wastes” vast amounts of taxpayers’ money by having to go back and X-ray their own work and redo bad pours as well as wasting vast amounts of rebar and other material.)

At the end of April, Kennedy and Hoyt arrived at the job site wearing homemade chartreuse T-shirts emblazoned with pictures of the offending portion of the wall, replete with an R&S logo. They were immediately let go.

The two also charge that the GMC is being constructed on a decidedly wet area of the campus, and that R&S is not sufficiently prepared to pour so much concrete into what has turned out to be so much mud.

“They are just disgruntled employees,” says site manager Frank Baroni who has worked for R&S for 18 years. “We were cutting back a couple of guys, and [Hoyt] was asked to do some other stuff as their job was winding down.”

According to Baroni, Hoyt and Kennedy “had an attitude.” Baroni told Hoyt he could get his check the following Monday. Kennedy says that he was told to leave, too.

Both men were escorted off the property. When they returned a few days later to take pictures of the wall from the berm that surrounds the construction site, SSU campus police were notified and Kennedy and Hoyt were issued a restraining order banning them from the campus for seven days. The problem with the concrete was “no big deal,” according to Baroni, who says that R&S pours thousands of yards of concrete in “vertical pours” and occasionally there will be a “slump,” an air pocket that leaves holes in the concrete.

The concrete is poured from the top, and then the forms are vibrated in order to get the concrete to fill the form. “Very often there will be air pockets, but 99 percent of the time you will get an excellent wall,” Baroni assures.

Kennedy has filed a grievance over his layoff with Carpenters Local Union #751; R&S has postponed the hearing until June 13. A union representative has refused to comment, calling it “internal union business.”

The GMC is expected to be completed in September 2008. The cost and scope of the project has expanded from the initial vision of a humble $22 million, privately financed concert hall that the university would share with the Santa Rosa Symphony. Its current version is a $100 million, 105,435-square-foot entertainment complex and hospitality center replete with indoor and outdoor dining.

Funding for much of the construction is coming from California State University revenue bonds. The most recent piece of the financial puzzle is in the form of a $12.9 million bond approved in February, which has infuriated many members of the SSU faculty.

In order to create revenue streams to pay for the bonds, both Sonoma State Enterprises–the entity that includes SSU Dining Services–and the School of Extended Education have been placed under the charge of the University’s Administration and Finance. This means that the revenue from those programs can be utilized to pay off debt accrued by the GMC.

The current costs of the project include $87.7 million for construction and financing, although an additional $12 million is still required for such finishing touches as bathroom fixtures, a lobby floor and enclosures for the mechanical systems necessary before the concert hall can open.

Costs aside, construction is moving forward as quickly as the concrete can be poured. Kennedy says that he is frustrated with R&S and no longer works for them, but is just waiting for his grievance to be heard.

“I’m back to work,” he says. “I think that proves I’m not a ‘disgruntled employee.'”


Open Mic

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June 6-12, 2007

Good for you! The lesson of how VHS made Betamax obsolete in the ’80s is still part of your folk memory, so you didn’t buy a Blu-ray or HD-DVD player last December. As a video refusenik, unsure which format would win the DVD wars, you demonstrated a sophisticated appreciation of product obsolescence and decided not to buy a new device until you knew it would play movies for years to come. Or perhaps you’re still smarting from being burned again and again by audio obsolescence.

These days, the champion of audio obsolescence is Apple, which successfully combined its iPod with a unique digital format (advanced audio coding, or AAC). By embracing a non-MP3 format, Apple locked you into its world. Now, when your iPod breaks, you have a library of music that you can’t use on other players. You have to buy another iPod. Enjoy your music for as long as your iPod lasts. Apple says that will be for years; for us nitpickers, that means about 13 months.

Yes, the secret is out. After 13 months of heavy use, the lithium-ion battery of the iPod can lose more than half of its functionality. You’ll find that even though you recharge more often, your iPod fades out by the end of a long day. Even though an iPod can cost you $350, these digital music players are designed to be disposable.

Why not get a new battery? Good idea. But Apple deliberately seals the battery inside the iPod. Replacement costs $65 (a new one-gig iPod shuffle costs $79), takes several weeks and, because the new battery comes in a refurbished and wiped-clean iPod, you lose all your songs.

Or you can say, “Screw Apple,” opt for an aftermarket battery kit and repair your own machine. The kit from Sonnet Inc. (www.sonnettech.com) is especially useful. For $19.95, it includes a special iPod opening tool, but best of all, it comes with a DVD showing exactly what to do.

But battery decline is only one way that Apple encourages speedy obsolescence. Another is by introducing spiffy new models shortly after you’ve acquired the latest thing. December’s iPod looks a little duller since the introduction of the iPhone (due to hit stores June 20), doesn’t it? Time to let you know about the three models of next-generation iPods that, scuttlebutt says, will be available this year. As Steve Jobs has so eloquently put it: “If you want the latest and greatest . . . you have to buy a new iPod at least once a year.” Yes, this is from the same man who wants you to know that “Apple has a really strong environmental policy.”

The fact that Apple’s cofounder and CEO seems positively gleeful about the amount of waste his product generates is alarming, since the iPod is designed to be all too easy to throw away. Of course, if you live near an Apple store, you can recycle your obsolete iPod for free. But then, the iPod is only one small aspect of an avalanche of electronic waste that will soon overwhelm America.

Microsoft’s recent release of its memory-hogging, graphics-intense Vista operating system will effectively render many existing PCs obsolete. Industry analysts say that 95 percent of the household PCs in Great Britain won’t be able to run all of Vista’s bells and whistles, and that only a third of laptops currently sold will be able to meet even its minimum requirements. Sooner or later they will all be junked.

In this context, the disposability of the iPod and the fight among manufacturers over DVD formats seem irresponsible if not criminally negligent. iPods are crammed with lead, mercury and flame retardant, and the 70 million already sold represent a sizable amount of toxic chemicals that seep through landfills and contaminate groundwater. Electronic waste accounts for 2 percent of America’s trash in landfills but 70 percent of its toxic garbage. In 2003 alone, 3 million tons of e-waste were generated in the United States.

The good news is that many consumers are reacting to the greedy tactics of force-fed obsolescence in the best possible way. Few people bought new-format DVD players last Christmas, and disillusioned consumers are fighting e-waste. Last year, Greenpeace activists bathed Apple’s Fifth Avenue New York store in green floodlights to publicize the group’s “Green My Apple” campaign, aiming to shame the iPod manufacturer into becoming more environmentally responsible.

Remember Betamax and sit on your money for a few months; think about what you really need. It will cost you at least $200 to replace your iPod, $1,000 or more to replace your PC, and between $400 and $1,500 to upgrade your current DVD player. Take that money and buy something durable, something that will increase in value. Shares in a company like Apple might do the trick. There’s no planned obsolescence for rapacious capitalism.

The Byrne Report returns next week.


Music, Mayhem and Meat

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June 6-12, 2007

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How many Stiff Dead Cats does it take to stuff a sausage? I’m about to find out. I’ve been asked to tag along with the porch-punk band on what promises to be a hot day of skeet shooting and sausage making, on the eve of their new CD release, Molotov Barbeque. Frontman Wylie Woods explains that the album’s title explores the band’s “need to blow shit up and grind meat and burn it. People can take a peek into our sinister world of music, mayhem and meat, how we spread peace and harmony to the world, while at the same time stuffing Bush in some medium hog casings to be cast into the mesquite pits of Weber hell.” Sounds about right to me.

Stiff Dead Cat hone their hunting skills through skeet shooting. That’s how we’ve come to pile into the 1977 Jeep Cherokee that doubles as tour vehicle and hunting wagon, alternately hauling banjos and buckets of pig guts. Onboard: Wylie Woods on vocals, banjo, mandolin and Browning shotgun; Dave Lux on Rezo guitar, yelps and ammo box; Jesse Rudolph, drummer and party host, at the wheel; Paul Szczepanek, back-up bass; Tim Brown, road manager; my guy, Doug Larsen; and me. Their usual bull fiddle player, George “Curly” Cremaschi, can’t make it, and good thing–we would’ve had to strap him to the roof.

Stiff Dead Cat’s shooting range, Hog Acres, stands in an isolated clearing where the late Forestville icon Mondo Dagnello raised a drove of over a hundred pigs. This will be the only time I’ve handled any gun since a long-ago misadventure with a Daisy airgun. Before we don protective headsets, Wylie tells me everything I need to know to avoid pulling a Cheney: keep the safety on and the muzzle down, clear each shot and be as aware as you can be three beers down before noon.

“Hold it tight against your shoulder, or you’ll take the kick,” he instructs. “Look straight down the muzzle. Don’t hold your breath. Keep the gun moving.” Helpful advice, I’m sure, but holding the gun, I’m trembling like the hunted. Something about the potential lethality of it all is thrilling but daunting. As for those clay pigeons known as skeet, they’re neither clay nor avian, even in shape. Jesse hand-launches the neon discs, the tattoo on his biceps stretching, and I take aim, missing. Swing the gun, miss. I am seriously outclassed by the deadeyes around me who fire off shot after shot, shattering pigeons bang-bang-bang! Although they sweetly coax me on and call me Annie Oakley, I hit precious few, but the ones I do hit–those babies are all mine.

Stiff Dead Cat’s music takes bluegrass, blues, jug-stomp and funk, and tosses them into the grinder to produce a ragged and gamy blend all their own. Their world is populated by deadly viruses, flapjack kings, a freaky Chihuahua named Tatuituitcan and a blue-lipped, snakebit wife–all of them brought forth in twangy, bluesy, old-timey music rising out of the backwoods, through the swamp and up from the grave to rock, shake and haunt you.

“It’s like we’re playing 1930s rave music, only the X wasn’t as good then,” Dave jokes. “We’re connected wormhole-wise to the Prohibition era. That’s why we’re always thirsty.”

“If they’d only outlaw booze again,”

Wylie shoots back, “we’d have some real jobs.” They all do have “real” jobs, in construction, carpentry, blacksmithing and chicken ranching, which lends cred when they sing such lyrics as, “You live in a mansion, I live in a shack / Eat that fat ol’ turkey and I’ll take the scraps / The man’s comin’ down on you / Show the man a Molotov barbecue.”

And so we do. After shooting those skeet deader than dead, we head back to see what else we can grind up (and it isn’t scraps this time): venison and wild boar from earlier hunts; pig fat from Jesse’s own hogs for juiciness; a leek and apple mixture; an apple cider reduction; rosemary; parsley; and salt and pepper. When it comes to barbecuing, these guys don’t mess around. Jesse and Wylie wash like surgeons, donning white coats. The grinder itself gleams brighter than Wylie’s gold tooth. True, Tim parades around in an apron with a humungous penis attached, but what’s a barbecue without some off-color apron humor? And what’s a Molotov barbecue without talk of George W as a “punkass weenie bitch” deserving his own waterboarding?

“It’s good to know where your food comes from,” Jesse says, repeating one of SDC’s mottos. Dave raises chickens up on Old Cazadero Road with his wife, Eve. They all hunt and fish and abalone dive. Both Jesse and Wylie have raised their own hogs. “I’ve eaten everything,” Wylie boasts. “Everything: possum, raccoon, coyote, squirrel, snake.” It’s easy to believe. In addition to these sausage-fests, they host regular pig slaughters and an annual bullfrog feast, where they round up hundreds of those croakers to grill.

As omnivorous in musical tastes, with influences as varied as Bill Monroe, Aretha Franklin, Black Sabbath, Frank Zappa, Hot Tofu and Charles Mingus, it’s no surprise that their music is such an inimitable amalgamation. Their roots are as much a product of their upbringings as a result of their present environment.

Born in the far northern California town of Burney, Wylie learned to play by marking chords on the neck of his guitar with colored duct tape. Jesse hails from Belchertown, Mass., where he followed in his musical dad’s footsteps. He remembers drumming into a pillow to keep the noise down. Dave grew up in Tennessee on the Farm, the largest experimental community in the United States. Music was all the entertainment to be had, and Dave went from playing on broomsticks to all manner of other instruments. George, the one urbanite, grew up in New York City studying and playing jazz, composition, improv, noise and punk.

Odd hitches and switches, burned houses and broken hearts brought them to Sonoma County, where Wylie and Dave met when playing with the Celtic band Spiral Bound. They form SDC’s songwriting core, with the others collaborating on their own parts. They tried Jesse out at a gig and hired him on the spot, because, Wylie explains, “he could hold his likker.” George’s avant-garde aesthetic shone after the band tried out nine different bass players, the last one known simply as No. 9.

Time to wash out the pig intestines. The lengths of casing inflate like long, milky water balloons. When they’re perfectly clean, we bring them outside where we attach them to the nozzle of the stuffer, retracting the skin entirely up the shaft; references to all things phallic are unavoidable. These are sausages, after all. They are of the body, for the body and reminiscent of all things bodily. There’s little point in being squeamish. My kids, on hand for this phase of the afternoon’s activities, are grossed out only until they get to help. Then they approach the task with the seriousness of the stiff dead connoisseurs.

For the stuffing, Jesse turns the crank while Wylie (and me, as a guest stuffer), gently palm the nozzle end, cupping the meat as it’s expelled, allowing the casing to slowly unfurl. You want the diameter to be uniform, the sausages free of air pockets. It’s a strangely satisfying procedure, feeling those slick lengths of sausage emerge, coiling on the table. Once tied off, there are enough sausages to feed a whole litter of stiff dead kitties.

Legend has it that Wylie and his wife, Stacy, were tooling along Highway 116 when they spotted a feline roadkill, its four itty paws sticking straight up in the air, and coined the band’s name on the spot. Since then, they’ve taken flak from animal-rights groups that believe SDC advocates cat carnage, but nothing could be further from the truth. They may be passionately carnivorous, but Stiff Dead Cat really are just a bunch of pussycats with tender hearts and fine culinary skills. Grilled to perfection, their Molotov barbecue links taste of western Sonoma County, of animals both feral and domestic, and of the handiwork of these guys who live close to the source of things savory, sweet and sometimes sick.

Molotov Barbeque was mastered at Gregory Haldan’s “In the Pocket” studio on the vintage analogue board used for The Benny Hill Show, providing yet another wormhole to a bygone era these guys won’t let die. These cats cook, and you can be sure I’ll be back come bullfrogging time.

Stiff Dead Cat celebrate the release of their new album, ‘Molotov Barbeque,’ on Saturday, June 16, at the Mystic Theatre. The Lemon Lime Lights open, thus achieving perfect synergy. 23 Petaluma Blvd. N., Petaluma. 9pm. $10. 707.765.2121.


News Briefs

June 6-12, 2007

And they’re off

The news that Sonoma County supervisors Mike Reilly and Tim Smith are both stepping down when their terms end next year already has potential successors jockeying for position for the June 2008 election. Reilly is nearing the end of 12 years representing the Fifth District, from the Sonoma Coast to west Santa Rosa, and from Valley Ford to Mendocino County; Smith will be leaving after 20 years serving the Third District, the most populated portion of central Sonoma County. The rumor mill is already churning with mentions of more than a dozen possible contenders for each seat, and the Sonoma County Registrar’s office is fielding questions about how to become an official candidate. Nomination petitions are available Dec. 28; the official filing period is Feb. 11 to March 12.

Just practicing

Nursing students at College of Marin’s Indian Valley campus can now try their fledging skills on non-complaining patients: high-tech simulation dummies. With Sonoma State University providing 12 robotic mannequins worth about $300,000, and Kaiser Permanente San Rafael, Marin General Hospital and Novato Community Hospital donating a total $60,000, COM now boasts the Marin Stimulation Center, where healthcare workers can develop new skills or practice for rare emergencies. “The dummies they use are very lifelike, very sophisticated,” says college spokeswoman Terri Hardesty. At the dedication ceremony, students worked a mannequin that breathes, bleeds and urinates; has a blood pressure, heart sounds and lung sounds; can be programmed to repeat phrases on command; and can be configured to be anatomically correct for either gender. Eventually the center will have a birthing mannequin that screams.

A dirty cleaning

A hydraulic hose failed on the city of St. Helena’s new $48,000 sidewalk scrubber/sweeper on May 18, leaving a bad stain along the west side of Main Street between Spring and Adams streets. A new hose got the scrubber/sweeper back in action, but the stains were harder to fix. City workers tried two different concrete cleaners, without success. The scrubber/sweeper’s manufacturer, Tennant, provided a special degreaser product and the use of a smaller machine (at no extra charge) to tackle the problem. “At this point I think we have the cleanest sidewalk section in the state of California,” says Public Works Director Jonathon Goldman. They’re still negotiating how the city will be compensated for its labor costs and what sort of permanent machine modification will guarantee this problem won’t reoccur.


Real Blues Guy

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June 6-12, 2007

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Fifty years ago, Buddy Guy left his hometown of Baton Rouge, La., to go play the guitar in Chicago. Now, at 70 years old, Guy is without a doubt a blues legend–he was a protégé of Muddy Waters, and later a god to such heroes as Jimi Hendrix and Eric Clapton. In 2005, he was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and he’s got his own blues club in Chicago, logically enough called Buddy Guy’s Legends. He appears June 17 at the Russian River Blues Festival.

Speaking by phone from his Baton Rouge home, Guy calls blues musicians “an endangered species” and points to factors like the lack of variety on the radio to the blues’ impending demise, but mostly just seems disappointed that the blues got the shaft.

“I don’t know what we did to be treated like this so far as the blues music goes,” Guy says, “because blues music plays a part in all music we hear and play today, including hip-hop.”

Far from being a curmudgeon or blues purist, though, Guy listens to and plays all kinds of music. Asked how he relates to hip-hop, it turns out that his relationship with the genre goes deeper than one might expect.

“You know who Ludacris is, right?” he asks. Um, yes. “You know they got a girl, her name’s Shawnna, been working with him, right?” Mmm-hmm. “That’s my daughter.”

In fact, Shawnna’s CD Block Music features Buddy on it.

“Actually she made me play on it,” says Guy, clearly amused. “I said, ‘Girl, I don’t know how to play hip-hop!'” As it turns out, she just wanted to sample his blues riffs after she found out she had to pay to sample other people’s music. “She said, ‘If I use yours, Dad, then I don’t have to pay nobody.'”

Unlike other moments on Block Music, Shawnna keeps it relatively clean on “Can’t Break Me” and “Chicago,” the tracks to which her father contributed. While he has no plans to put out any hip-hop of his own, Guy is fair&–minded about hip-hop’s cultural dominance.

“They do so well selling that stuff, the young generation of people,” Guy says. “That’s what time it is right now, and I look at it as, you know, when Muddy Waters amplified the harmonica and guitar, that’s what time it was then. I don’t have anything against [hip-hop]. That’s what people want, that’s what you give ’em.”

This fall, he’s got some studio time to go in and produce his own album–something he didn’t get a chance to do back in the ’60s.

“I had to play Fats Domino, Chuck Berry, Muddy Waters,” he says. “And when I come to play for you now, I’m not gonna stand and say, ‘Where you at with Buddy Guy?’ I’m gonna play some Muddy, some of Hendrix, some of Clapton, whatever the people want, that’s what I’m gonna give ya. I’m from Louisiana, man. I like gumbo, and they put everything in it.”

Chances are he’ll have some of that gumbo feel on his new album, but even if he’s pulling music and artists from all over the world, the ideas will all be his.

“I just wanna go into the studio and just cut loose and be Buddy Guy, whether it be good or bad,” says Guy. “I never had that opportunity to be free, and a lot of the British guys who are superstars now, when they went in the studio, they said, ‘I done picked up something from Buddy Guy, just let me play it.’ They got away with it, but I never had a chance to do that. So I’m gonna try it.”

Buddy Guy headlines the second day of the Russian River Blues Festival on Sunday, June 17. Also that day, Kenny Wayne Shepherd, Roy Rogers and Bettye Lavette. The festival opens on Saturday, June 16, with Little Richard headlining a day supported by Koko Taylor, the Lowrider Band and Elvin Bishop. Johnson’s Beach, Guerneville. Gates open at 10am. $50&–$185. 707.869.1595.


Ask Sydney

June 6-12, 2007

Dear Sydney, how do you meet someone in public? I saw her at the Sebastopol farmers market, dancing in the “love choir.” She had a black knapsack with a peace sign on it, and she was so free and happy that I was completely smitten. I’m still smitten. It feels like one of those times when you say, “That was the only thing I missed in my life, a free spirit like me.” She left before I could say anything. The feeling was so strong that it convinced me I’d rather be alone and wait for the person I really want to be with.–Missed Chances

Dear Missed Chances: Sounds like a great experience. Sometimes, when we have an energetic connection with someone, it’s not necessarily the person, but rather something they are reflecting, something that you desire. In this case, it seems to be her spontaneity and the feeling of joy that came over you in this moment of watching a beautiful lady dance. What a gift! One dancer at the farmers market and you are motivated to search for true love, and at the same time, you are reminded how you want to live. What you are experiencing is not necessarily the discovery of your soul mate; rather, it’s an epiphany or the glimpsing of a muse, if you prefer. Enjoy it.

If you have that much of a connection with the dancer, you will probably see her again, at which point introduce yourself, tell her that you would love to take her to the movies some time, and give her a card with your name and number on it. This way you are making your intentions clear from the very beginning, and she can say, “Thanks, I’m married and have five children all under the age of eight” or she can say, “Thanks, I’ll think about it,” and the power is in her pocket, and she doesn’t have to feel obligated or uncomfortable.

Dear Sydney, of my three children, two of them are severely depressed. They are successful in their lives, but this doesn’t seem to lessen their depression. I have always felt that depression is caused by environmental factors, that there is something missing in our society that leads to this feeling of sadness and emptiness. But recently, I was watching The Sopranos, and in the show, Tony’s son has become depressed and begun to have anxiety attacks, and so they trace the depression back through the blood line all the way to Sicily. If I listen to The Sopranos, perhaps this is a genetic issue. I feel so responsible for my adult children’s moods, and yet at the same time, powerless. How do you know if depression is hereditary or environmental, and does it make a difference?–Helpless Mom

Dear Mom: It is my understanding that depression can be caused by environmental factors, brain chemistry or genetics. Often, they are intertwined, and one can lead to the other. For instance, a soldier returning from Iraq who is suffering from post-traumatic stress syndrome is experiencing an imbalance in the brain caused by environmental factors, and which may or may not be exacerbated by a genetic predisposition. Some possibilities to look into are a brain scan, herbal supplements, pharmaceuticals, therapy and creating a life change.

The issue of depression is complex, and like anything involving the human brain, full of hypothesis and little fact. But that doesn’t mean it isn’t worth trying to find solutions. As a loving mother, it would be nearly impossible for you not to feel somehow responsible for, and deeply affected by, your children’s suffering. Try talking to your children about what’s going on, and see if there’s any sort of support you can lend them. Try talking to someone in the supplement section at your local health food store to see if they have any suggestions, and ask around for a reputable therapist in the area.

Just remember, you can help by providing the tools and phone numbers necessary for them to begin creating change, but ultimately they will have to take the steps necessary to ensure their own happiness. All you can do is offer support, and try not to forget to take care of your own well-being. Two depressed people accomplish nothing, and being the cheerleader sucks. By taking care of yourself, you will be a far better support system. It’s like when you are on the airplane; if the air bags fall down, secure yours first and then your child’s, because if you can’t breathe, you are far more likely to make a mistake.

Dear Sydney, what does a fifty-eight-year-old single woman in Sebastopol have to do to meet someone if she doesn’t want to go to the bars? It seems like celibacy is the only available option at this point, and that’s a pretty sad option. Any suggestions for hooking up around here that don’t involve obscene levels of intoxication?–Hard Up

Dear Hard Up: Try not to let time jade you against the possibility that you might find a great relationship. Though age is undeniably an obstacle, if only because the dating pool begins to shrink with each decade, it is by no means an insurmountable one. I’ve done a little research on your behalf and come away with the following suggestions. Ace-in-the-Hole Pub, at the corner of Graton Road, comes highly recommended. Of course, as the name suggests, there is alcohol served there, but there is also food, music and a laid-back atmosphere, and most importantly, it is kid-friendly.

There are also some great public dances around. Check out the Teen Center, the Community Center and Wischemann Hall, all located in Sebastopol. Among the three, you should be able to contra dance, square dance, improv dance, sweat your prayers and do any number of things in between. There is nothing quite like improv dancing to get you interacting with other people, so you might want to start there. With so much incredible stuff going on in this community, including a wide spectrum of much-needed volunteer work, meeting someone without a drink in hand should not be a problem. After all, you are fortunate enough to live in West County, where the locals seem to believe that celibacy should only exist as a personal choice, not an ultimatum.

‘Ask Sydney’ is penned by a Sonoma County resident. There is no question too big, too small or too off-the-wall. Inquire at www.asksydney.com or write as*******@*on.net.

No question too big, too small or too off-the-wall.


First Bite

Lost in the sorrows and romantic dreams of my youth, I locked my bicycle outside and drifted alone into the door of the Iron Springs Pub and Brewery in Fairfax on a recent Saturday. It was my birthday. I was 28 and I was bummed. The bar was lined with beer-heavy men watching TV, and I asked for the Barstow-Lundy barleywine ($3.75 per pint for all beers). They were out, so I took the Maclean’s Scotch ale instead. This very interesting 7 percent alcohol brew tasted like smoke and spicy Cajun catfish. I took my beer to a seat by the window, next to a bookshelf stacked with board games. The waiter briefed me on the daily specials. The sautéed Atlantic salmon salad ($12.99) took the man several decadent stanzas to describe and screamed to be eaten. I asked that he add avocado ($1.50), and it was a deal.

The open kitchen allowed me a view of the fine chefs at work. I admired them, artfully shaking the grease from the fries and sinking frozen onion rings into the hot oil.

“These,” I thought to myself, “are clearly men who know and love food. They unmistakably revere fineness while adhering to the masters’ philosophy of ‘ingredient-driven cuisine.’ I wonder which acclaimed institute they were recruited from?” Upon arrival, the salad looked awfully insubstantial, and there was no blue cheese as promised. But at least there were three or four slices of avocado, and the Atlantic salmon was as tasty as any wild varietal. They must have thrown some grade-A fodder into its pen. On the fish was a splendid squirt of mayonnaise.

Twelve beers were available, and I ordered a “paddle” of six three-ounce samplers ($6). My beers arrived on a wooden oar in adorable mini beer steins. The Honey Blonde ale had the foamiest head of the lineup and gave a long aftertaste of wheat. Next, I burned my mouth on the super-hopped IPA. The Imperial IPA was less bitter, with deeper flavors, and a bigger portion of alcohol. Comments elude me for the Epiphany ale, a sweet golden beer. The coffee porter delivered a dramatic absence of flavor after its initial kick of espresso. And the Sless stout was still and dark like the tannic backwaters of a Mississippi bayou.

For the road, I got the grilled tofu burger on dark rye ($7.99). I took the sandwich up Mt. Tamalpais on my bicycle. Twenty miles and 2,000 feet straight up will make anything on earth taste good, except for an Iron Springs tofu burger. The greasy patty had been frozen and preheated and tasted like camping food, and the chefs had deemed the dish too excellent for ketchup or mustard. Just pickles.

I ate it anyway, perched on a grassy knoll high above the ocean. Twenty-eight years, I wondered. So many regrets, so many mistakes. Was Iron Springs yet another? I’ll wait to taste their barleywine to know.

Iron Springs Brewery, 765-A Center Blvd., Fairfax. Open 4pm to closing, Monday–Thursday; noon to close, Friday–Sunday. 415.485.1005.

Editor’s note: Since Alastair’s storied 28th, the tofu burger has been removed from the menu. Iron Springs agrees with his assessment and is looking for a better-quality veggie option to replace.



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By Gabe Meline

With repetitious chord changes, vaguely hip-hop-inspired rhythms and a vocal delivery combining the softer edges of both grunge and soul, the Pat Jordan Band have done well by assimilating the staples found in radio-friendly hits of the past 10 years. On a recent night in Sebastopol, the newly reopened Jasper O’Farrell’s was filled to the brim with an easy 5-to-1, women-to-men ratio of low-rise jeans, perfect hair and low-cut babydoll blouses bouncing amid a collage of clashing perfumes.

Despite the public’s embrace, however, the band may be facing an existential crisis. “There’s a lotta music around here,” said bassist Justin Bordessa during a set break, “but it’s hard. We don’t really fit in.” Citing the prominence of both modern indie rock and punk rock in the area, Bordessa cautiously places his band in a challenging limbo: “I guess we’re pop-rock,” he surmised, as if the genre were a swear word.

Whatever the Pat Jordan Band’s style, there’s no denying their quest for taste. Frontman Jordan has the ability to command his band with only the slightest touch; he plays acoustic guitar with no effects pedals, which makes the control of vast dynamics a near-heroic feat. On the bass, Bordessa has a craftsman’s touch, while drummer Steve Toomey hesitates until each song’s absolute climax before unfurling his flashiest fills. All of this comes through on the band’s recent eight-song CD, April’s Fools, but for the whole arms-waving, booty-shaking, Delia’s-catalogue experience, it’s best to see the Pat Jordan Band live.

Before they head south for a proud booking at the Viper Room in Hollywood, catch the Pat Jordan Band with Matt Vrba on Wednesday, June 13, at the Sweetwater Saloon. 153 Throckmorton Ave., Mill Valley. 9pm. $7. 415.388.2820.




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The reader may be familiar with those dreams in which one opens a hitherto unnoticed door and discovers new, hidden rooms beyond. In dream symbolism, the books say that this may signify “developing new strengths and taking on new roles.” That’s hardly relevant to the charter mission of this column, until we substitute the phrase “repurposed fruit processing plant” for “room.” It’s not visible from Dry Creek Road, but turn up a tree-shaded driveway, and one emerges amid the myriad enterprises of Timber Crest Farms. Formerly producing Sonoma Brand dried tomatoes, the facility is now home to an olive press, gourmet sauce maker, several wineries and tasting rooms representing yet more wines. Here you can spend half a day discovering new doors.

Sometimes the old and familiar pops up in a new location. Formerly of Lytton Springs Road, Peterson Winery has relocated to Timber Crest, where they pour on weekends right at the cellar door. I like Peterson’s general down-to-earth bent and their focus on Zinfandel, and you can’t go wrong with totemic animal labels.

I’d like to say their wine is pretty good, I’m sure that it is, but to be honest, it was hard to tell. Could have been a lingering sinus infection, or the breeze that stole the sniff from my swirl. A contributing factor, at least: the pours were as tiny as the tears of a jackalope. At least the hazelnut and orange fragrance of the 2005 Muscat Blanc ($30) got my attention.

Check out the grand opening of their tasting room on June 23. Maybe they’ll flow a little more brambleberry love your way.A long black limousine, symbolizing enormous potential (to disrupt your tasting-room experience) disgorged a flock of tourists. Pecking around for lunchables, they wandered toward Papapietro, so we headed for the shack opposite, which houses six Family Wineries of Dry Creek. Here, one can still purchase a few Timber Crest products and dip pretzels in olive oil, chocolate Cabernet sauce and tasty Cuban Mojo mustard. The bar was well-staffed with personable gentlemen and women who juggled bottles with aplomb.

Dashe Cellar‘s signature imagery–a monkey riding a whale–would certainly seem to emanate from the subconscious depths. Among Oakland’s urban winery pioneers, Dashe crafts mainly powerful Zinfandels and other reds, their 2006 Potter Valley Dry Riesling ($22) being an exceptional exception. Grapefruit and pineapple radiate from the glass, while notes of dill and cucumber waft tentatively at perception’s edge. It tastes rich on the palate, not bone-dry. A more exciting California Riesling might only be found in your dreams.

Mietz Cellars‘ 2004 Sonoma Coast Pinot Noir ($30), can be described as the dusky hue of a fog-shrouded sunset (for the right brain) or approaching the neutral point in an acid test (for the left). Whichever, this Pinot smacks of strawberry-chipotle jam–just keep the pretzels out of it. Lago di Merlo‘s NV Vino Rosso ($19), with a solid fruit core, is a sturdy red, felled only by a slightly bitter aftertaste. Collier Falls‘ 2004 Dry Creek Petite Sirah ($36) is an opaque blueberry bomb, deeply textured with warm tannins that loll over the palate like a boozy purple tongue, signifying either Daliesque surrealism or that it’s time to go.

Timber Crest Farms, 4791 Dry Creek Road, Healdsburg. Tasting rooms generally open daily, from around 10:30am to 4:30pm. Tasting fees vary, $5–$10. 707.433.0100. Peterson Winery is open weekends only. $5 fee. 707.431.7568.



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