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It was no surprise, then, that when Emad’s wife finally succeeded in convincing him to enter Santa Rosa’s call for artists to decorate the triangular intersection of College, Healdsburg, and Mendocino Avenues, he discovered that one of the other finalists had submitted, yes—a sculpture of a bunch of children holding hands around a globe.
Emad’s design won, and we can all be grateful. You can read about it in the profile I wrote on Emad and his sculpture in the the Bohemian; additionally, what you’re seeing here is a computerized image of what the intersection will look like once his sculpture is installed. Nothing arouses the ire of citizens quite like public art, but in the context of some truly terrible public art in Santa Rosa, I’d say it’s a virtual godsend.
On or around June 28, in the middle of the night, the sculpture will make its way slowly down the middle of College Avenue, clearing the Highway 101 overpass by just a couple feet (anyone ever see X’s film The Unheard Music, where they film a house being carted through Los Angeles in the dead of night?). I’m planning on watching it, and if anyone else wants to check it out too, lemme know and I’ll keep you updated on the exact date.

And, since I can’t mention Santa Rosa Creek without mentioning the complete atrocity of the creek being forced into three blocks of concrete tunnels in the late 1960s, I’ll say it again: the creek is looking better than ever, but please, don’t let’s abandon the idea of pulling it out of its underground cell one of these days. Yes, it’ll be expensive, but an open creek, running through downtown: can you imagine it?
The North Bay this week celebrates Cinco de Mayo in a variety of community celebrations highlighting Hispanic and Latino culture.
In Santa Rosa, the third annual alcohol-free event features the traditional music of Banda Pachuco, reggaeton group Riddim 510, Norbay award-winner David Correa and many others (in fact, a free-for-all rap contest often ensues on the side stage). With dozens of food stands and taco trucks, a lowrider parade, salsa dance contest and plenty of information booths, Santa Rosa’s Cinco de Mayo celebration is the largest in the North Bay. It gets underway on Monday, May 5, at the former Albertsons shopping center on Sebastopol Road, Santa Rosa. 4pm&–10pm.
The town of Sonoma will honor its Mexican ancestry on the same site as the Bear Flag Revolt of 1846 with an alcohol-free celebration. Hosted by the La Luz Center, “Fiesta for Education” benefits kids through live mariachi music, dancers and children’s games on Sunday, May 4, at Sonoma Town Plaza, Sonoma. Noon&–5pm. Free.
Also in Sonoma County, Windsor celebrates its sizeable Latino ancestry with a Cinco de Mayo celebration on the city’s town green. Craft tables for kids and food booths add to the festivities with the music of Universo Musical and Mariachi Jalisco and the traditional dance of Ballet Folklorico Sarita on Monday, May 5, at Windsor Town Green, 9455 Bell Road, Windsor. 5pm&–8pm.
Napa’s Latino community gathers in Calistoga for a parade through downtown featuring floats, costumes, dancers and cars. Festivities follow at the fairgrounds with Brazilian-style drum troupe Windsor Bloco, mariachi groups, a trick-rope act, DJ Tolteca and Napa Valley and Woodland Ballet Folklorico. For kids, there’re rides, ponies, games and a singing contest for ages seven to 14 on Sunday, May 4, in downtown Calistoga and Napa Valley Fairgrounds, 1435 Oak St., Calistoga. Free parade at noon; festival follows from 1pm&–5pm. $5; 12 and under free.
In Marin, the third annual Cinco de Mayo celebration takes place in San Rafael with Nixzohatl Aztec dancers, live reggaeton music, Latin rock bands, the hip-hop sounds of the Blaxicans and electronic artist Oblio. Saturday’s festivities also include soccer juggling, poetry, raffles and food galore in an alcohol-free environment. It takes place on Saturday, May 3, outside the offices of Canal Alliance, 91 Larkspur St., San Rafael. 1pm&–7pm. Free.
What’s a beer maker to do when there’s a livid Russian importer on the line who says he’s just received a thousand cases of spoiled stout, with the czar raising Cain and thirstier than hell?
Why, brew another batch—and raise the alcohol level a few degrees. And that’s what English brewers did in the early 1700s after sending a shipment of stout to Peter the Great, only to have it freeze and burst out of the casks in transit over the icy Baltic Sea. England’s brewers promptly tried again, doubling the alcohol by volume as a preservation measure. It worked. The beer never froze, the czar got his juice and Russia fell in love with the heavy tarlike brew, which took the majestic name of Russian imperial stout.
Today, the category is a standard of many craft breweries around the United States and the world, and a visit to the beer aisle at any time of year will turn up at least several of this species. Meanwhile, the label “imperial” has spread like wildfire. In the last 15 years, imperial lagers, imperial IPAs, imperial porters, imperial red ales, imperial pilsners and imperial Oktoberfests have appeared, each representing high-alcohol versions of conventional beer styles and substyles, and with the very latest such invention—Pyramid Breweries’ Imperial Hefeweizen, released in August of 2007—one may wonder where brewers will go next as they skirmish to ferment the most outlandish things they can.
One thing is certain: brewing to style has gone out of style, as many beer innovators toss all concern for tradition out the window and climb toward the sky. Particularly for Delaware’s Dogfish Head and Colorado’s Avery Brewing Company, the most enticing place to go is up, and each company has gained fame with its own monstrous imperial stouts and other oddities that defy definition and ignore all style guidelines.
Samuel Adams, though, has innovated to the extreme. In fact, the strongest, unfortified fermented fluid in the world flows from the tanks of Samuel Adams. Called Utopias, this 27 percent ABV brew comes bottled in miniature fermenting kilns and is billed as “the ultimate beer.” Utopias is the hobby of well-off gentlemen, and critics tirelessly compare it to port, cognac or brandy while integrating the beverage into Dickensian scenery of fireplaces and chilly winters’ eves. To be fair, it does taste like an amazing brandy, with a hot, apple-caramel finish and lingering traces of pine, butter and candy. It’s the last thing you’d want to chug on the lawnmower, and a log cabin with a fireplace does seem about right, though no character from a Dickens novel other than Mr. Scrooge could afford the $140 bottle.
The beverage truly is a marvel of artisanal biochemistry.
“Nobody had ever fermented a beer above 13 or 14 percent for 6,000 years when we first made Utopias,” says Samuel Adams brewmaster Jim Koch. “It doesn’t hold carbonation and carries flavors you’ll never find in other beers. People have said to me, ‘That’s not beer,’ and I say, ‘Yes it is. Your definition is just too small.'”
Imperial beers, Koch says, are merely extensions of existing styles, whereas extreme beers are “something totally different.” He concedes, too, that Utopias “is at the lunatic fringe” of brewing.
Lagunitas Brewing Company is a tame dog by comparison. The Petaluma brewery thrives on the ever-escalating sales of its fairly mild flagship beer, the IPA. Yet founder Tony Magee has been consistently willing to participate in the big-beer game, as demonstrated by Lagunitas’ long list of high-alcohol limited releases.
“All these brewers are chasing each other up a flagpole, and when you get to the top, where do you go?” he asks. “That’s what our Hop Stoopid is about.”
Hop Stoopid is essentially a satire of the classic imperial IPA, he says. At 8.2 percent ABV, it carries over 90 international bittering units, the very upper end of the scale. The recipe includes alpha extract, a concentrated form of hop oil, which Magee admits is an easy, if not artful, way to brew bitter beer. Hop Stoopid billows with the bittersweet fumes of a hop factory, and under the flavor of almost mouth-numbing acid, one can taste the sweet, grainy malt that makes a beer beer.
Magee says that beer is like orchestral music—requiring balance and technical aptitude—and he feels that what big, strong brews lack in grace and finesse they make up for with their cocky, rule-defying, bad-boy attitude.
“When I was a home brewer, I once went to the brew shop in San Rafael and asked the owner what yeast I’d need to produce the most alcohol possible in a beer. He sniffed and said, ‘A real brewer wouldn’t ask a question like that.’ So to me, it’s like you’re being bad when you make these beers.”
Head brewer at Pyramid, Tom Bleigh plays the imperial game in a similar style as Magee. The brewery is best known for its wheat beers, which Bleigh notes are generally crisp and easy to swallow.
“But the Imperial Hefeweizen sort of makes fun of the notion of imperial beer. We’ve taken something that’s usually light and refreshing and made it strong and jarring.”
Yet the beer itself weighs in at just 7.5 percent ABV—an infant among imperials—but for Bleigh, that was as far as he cared to go to get his point across.
“I think high alcohol is just an easy way to add some complexity,” he says.
But Dogfish Head, whose long list of weird beers averages 9 percent ABV, asserts that its brews are meant to be thought-provoking culinary experiences. Rogue Ales in Oregon goes heavy on the whoppers, too, and several of its beers, including the brand new Imperial Red Ale, come in beautiful black ceramic bottles, illustrating company president Jack Joyce’s simultaneous commitment to strong beer and the Slow Food movement.
“The high alcohol of any strong beer comes from extra ingredients. You put more malt in, the yeast eats it, and you get more alcohol, but it’s not our intent to make strong beers. We’re going for flavor and food compatibility.”
And we see it everywhere: brewpubs and tapas bars popping up, featuring plates of cheese and chocolate alongside samplers of beautiful amber beer. Indeed, beer is encroaching over the frontier once guarded so easily by its snobby neighbor, wine. Joyce even confides that the sexy black bottle of Rogue’s Imperial XS series was designed specifically to further coax food connoisseurs into accepting beer upon their white tablecloths.
For your money’s worth in the strong beer aisle, zero in on Drake’s Imperial Stout, a beer black as night and swimming with roasted grain flavors, chocolate, chicory, charcoal and Irish coffee. Lagunitas’ Lumpy Gravy seasonal beer is an imperial brown, if you want to label it. It’s a baby at 7.2 percent ABV, but its burly body of chocolate and almond easily deceives. Butte Creek’s Organic Revolution Imperial IPA is a grainy, grassy malt-bomb of 9 percent ABV that rolls over the tongue like a windswept field of barley, freshly balanced by the hops.
Or perhaps you’d like to gather the neighborhood for a 12-ouncer of Avery’s wicked yet marvelous Mephistopheles, a 16 percent stout fermented with Belgian yeast. It smells like a bottle of Chimay that’s been slaughtered, skewered and smoked on the barbecue, but the rich, slow flavor reveals all the coffee, dark chocolate, hops and hot alcohol we’d expect from an imperial stout.
Tony Magee stands by Lagunitas’ traditional IPA. It was once considered the biggest, baddest brew of its category, he recalls, but it has since been almost eclipsed by a million monster beers. Yet, in its 15th year of production, Lagunitas IPA is selling faster than ever.
“It’s a beer. That’s all,” Magee says. “It’s not a statement of our individuality or our ability to do a one-handed S-grab coming off a full airborne ramp jump. That’ll get the crowd on their feet, but I’m not sure if that move wins motocross races. These big beers remind me of Spinal Tap when Rob Reiner asks Harry Shearer why their concerts aren’t attracting as many people as they used to, and he says something like, ‘Well, we may not be the most popular band anymore, but at least we’re the loudest.'”
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Blast of the Past: Redbone marries a 1930s musical aesthetic to 1970s hipsterism.
By Alan Sculley
It’s true, Minus the Bear’s drummer Erin Tate is tired of talking about the group’s reputation for injecting humor in its music. On the group’s early albums, the subject was unavoidable—that’s what happens with song titles like “Pantsuit . . . Uggghhh” and “Hey, Wanna Throw Up? Get Me Naked”—but those infantile times started changing almost as soon as the laughter started dying down.
“We were seen as this kind of jokey band, and we’ve never really been that way,” Tate says in a recent interview. “We’ve always taken our music very seriously and taken things very seriously, but it’s not the way things were coming across. We just wanted to take a turn toward, ‘Hey, listen to our music as opposed to talking about our song titles.'”
In fact, Minus the Bear are making some of the most intriguing and category-defying music of any band today. The band’s songs have always had hooks, but the melodies on the recently released Planet of Ice, the group’s most developed and focused effort yet, are more angular, built around intertwining guitar riffs and keyboard lines. It wasn’t long into the recording process that the word “epic” started coming up.
“There was a general feeling of not being afraid,” Tate says. “I just feel like every year that goes on we get more and more used to playing with each other, and we got more and more used to what we want out of our music as a band, collectively.”
Planet of Ice exemplifies this progression with a more grandiose feel, thanks to extended tracks such as “Lotus (v2)” and “Dr. L’Ling.” Previously, Tate and guitar wizard Dave Knudson had been the band’s primary songwriters; for the new album, however, songwriting turned into a true team effort. “I feel like the record is way more cohesive and way more put together because of that,” Tate says.
Although new material makes up a good chunk of the band’s current live set, Tate stresses that Minus the Bear aren’t ignoring their back catalogue on this tour. “We wrote a couple of different sets, with a few songs from each of the old records,” he says, offering hope for veteran fans. Cross those fingers that they’ll play “Thanks for the Killer Game of Crisco Twister.”
Minus the Bear perform with Portugal the Man and the Big Sleep on Saturday, May 3, at the Phoenix Theater, 201 E. Washington St., Petaluma. 8pm. $15. 707.762.3565.
Concert notes and news.
To some, the term “Gypsy” evokes images of nomadic roadside swindlers or exotic, belly-dancing temptresses. Sebastopol’s California Herdeljezi Festival seeks to shatter these myopic stereotypes, notably aided this weekend by a solo appearance and DJ set from Eugene Hütz, explosive frontman for New York gypsy-punk collective Gogol Bordello. Having spearheaded the movement in recent years with an exuberant blend of Eastern European and Western styles, incorporating everything from fiddles and accordions to punk guitars and reggae dub, Gogol Bordello’s cult following and acclaim have increased exponentially.
“By being a touring ‘Gypsy’ rock and roll band, I think we’ve become quite a big connector of links and dots between many Roma in different countries,” says the charismatic singer, on tour in Europe, with a thickly accented growl. “It’s especially important to get them going in North America, which appears to be the least educated about Gypsies and gets by on the Hollywood stereotype.”
This reeducation has reached a huge audience with Gogol Bordello’s latest album, the critics’ favorite Super Taranta! “It’s a much more advanced record in a lot of ways,” says Hütz, “chiefly in songwriting and band performance, and simply because we became that much more fucking awesome.” Bravado, sure, but the band has a mission beyond mere self-aggrandizement: to introduce their Eastern European roots to the English-speaking world, just as their namesake, Nikolai Gogol championed the Ukraine in Russia.
Sani Rifati, founder of the nonprofit Voice of Roma that’s producing the event, agrees. “When it comes to the American public, it’s pretty devastatingly ignorant,” says the Kosovo native, who modeled the festival after the traditional Romani neighborhood celebrations of his youth. “When I talk about Roma [in my lectures to colleges nationwide], they think I’m talking about Roma tomatoes or think it’s because they are ‘roaming.'” Disturbed by assumptions of transience appearing again and again, Rifati cites the word’s root itself for an apt description of the too-often universally harassed ethnic group. “In the Romani language,” he says, “which is from Sanskrit and east India, it means ‘human being’ or ‘person.'”
Like Rifati, many Romani people find the term “Gypsy” continually damaging, but Hütz has seen its use as a necessary evil. “You need to lead people to the true origins of Romanis, but if you start with no point of reference, you immediately miss their interest,” he says. “It is unfortunate the only thing people really know about [us] is the word ‘Gypsy’ and its dubious connotations, so you have to meet them halfway. Many don’t have a hang up about it—neither do I, just like the Gipsy Kings.”
Rifati believes Hütz is the next Freddie Mercury and that Gogol Bordello’s popularity is vital to modern Romani awareness and Voice of Roma’s efforts to aid struggling Roma in Eastern Europe, which include the organization’s literacy, education and small-business programs for displaced Roma in Kosovo. “We need the fresh blood, because I think once people get into middle age, it’s very hard to change their mentality,” he says. “When you’re younger, you’re more open-minded.”
This partnership, which recently included a benefit show with Gogol Bordello at the Warfield Theater in San Francisco, began the Romani way—through a strong sense of sprawling community. “The international Romani activist scene is well-connected simply by word of mouth,” says Hütz. “Even if I’m in Hungary in a parking lot, I’ll see a Romani family and go up to talk to them, and they’ll end up knowing someone I know. It’s almost like there’re no degrees of separation between the people fighting for the cause to bring up and establish a new progressive image of Roma.”
“There will be plenty of surprises for both experts of Gypsy music and the beginners,” Hütz says of this weekend’s festivities. “It’s not really about just playing Romani; it’s about creating new juxtaposition of styles that shows driving and revolutionary force of authentic music.”
The 12th Annual Herdeljezi Festival takes place Friday and Saturday, May 2 and 3. On Friday, Eugene Hütz joins a panel discussion at 8pm and spins a DJ set at 9:30pm at Sebastopol Veterans Hall, 282 High St., Sebastopol. On Saturday, Hütz performs both solo and sits in with other Romani musicians throughout the day at Ives Park, Sebastopol. For full schedule and ticket information, visit [ http://www.voiceofroma.com/ ]www.voiceofroma.com.
Entering the music room at the Hopmonk Tavern is a full-body shock for those acquainted with the room’s former life at the Powerhouse Brewing Company or the Sebastopol Brewing Company (seen above). Dark lighting, votive candles and disco-ball glints quaver high in the room’s exposed wooden rafters; two tree braches descend from the ceiling, with futuristic yellow lightbulbs as fruit. The whole experience is like a Tahoe-ski-lodge-meets-Space-Mountain: it’s fancy, but it’s manageably fancy.
Thursday nights at Hopmonk are given over to Juke Joint, the yearlong funk night hosted by DJ Malarkey, and its impressive May lineup of guest DJs is top-shelf Technics talent. DJ Zeph brings the crisp snares and crazy mashups on May 1; J-Boogie, a versatile master on San Francisco’s Om Records, comes on May 8; and Romanowski, whose “Strudel Strut” is a lost gem of Bay Area DJ tracks, arrives on May 29. (DJ Logic is already booked for June.)
These are the DJs that helped put the Bay Area on the turntable map over 10 years ago at Future Primitive Sound Session parties, those legendary all-night affairs that sculpted a new DJ landscape. And DJ Malarkey, aka Patrick Malone, couldn’t be more thrilled with the opportunity to bring them up to the North Bay.
“There’s never really been a funk-based weekly dance event that I know of in Sonoma County,” the 27-year-old says. “I mean, we have reggae nights and hip-hop nights all over the place, but we’re trying to pioneer a funk scene, an afro-beat scene.” Malone’s DJ career started in this very room, and he loves its gussied decor as much as its regular crowd. “The West County heads are just laid-back,” he says. “It’s a kickin’ music scene that’s been waiting to explode, and we’ve basically just provided an outlet for it.”
Up on the DJ stand, crafted from what looks like illuminated blue ice, Malone drops the needle on a flute-funk track with heavy drums. At 10pm, the bar is elbow-deep with twenty- to thirty-somethings—pleasant West County&–chic spillover from Graton’s Underwood Bistro—all vying for the attention of two blonde bartenders in uniform low-cut black shirts, dancing around to Spanky Wilson’s “I’m Thankful.” The stage wall projects mirror images of seaweed and old movies, and a skinny guy—a barback? a manager?—walks around the hustling dance area, clapping enthusiastically on the ones and threes.
At about 10:45, the place starts heating up, and two guys in thick beards and corduroy jackets squeeze inside and look up, down and around the new room. “It’s different,” one of them says to the other. “Yeah,” says his friend, and to the beat of Al Green’s “I Can’t Get Next to You,” they begin a rhythmic inch toward a group of girls, in unison, bopping their heads.
The Juke Joint pops off every Thursday night at the Hopmonk Tavern, 230 Petaluma Ave., Sebastopol. 9pm. $5. 707.829.7300.
First, there are no vineyards. Second, there is no Gary Farrell. But in this case, the nominal vintner is no historical figure, no humble vineyard toiler called home by his maker a century ago. Rather, after distinguishing himself as one of the new maestros of the Russian River Valley and building his dream winery in 2000, Farrell-the-real was soon called by wine and spirits maker Allied Domecq to trade his name for earthly rewards. Yes, Gary Farrell has left the building to focus on artisan-scale projects, while the winery that bears his name enjoys a merry-go-round of corporate owners. But no matter. It’s evident in the way our host sets up our glasses while looking with a thousand-yard-stare over our shoulders for the next tour bus that this out-of-the-way tasting room is as popular as ever. We prefer to look over his shoulder at the excellent view.
He tells us that the overlords don’t mess with Farrell’s recipe, never picking grapes over 24 degrees brix. The result is refined wines that are uniformly light-bodied and crisp. For some, they’re a brilliant answer to overblown wines, but not for everyone. The flight of Chardonnays are remarkably similar—pale gold, lightly buttery; the Pinots varied only within a tight range. On a previous visit, my host had explained that the significant acidity meant these are food wines, meant to be enjoyed with food. With only a basket of water crackers to go on, one has to stretch the imagination here. Perhaps, even run off on a tangent. . . .
There’s a trend among wine reviewers to proffer detailed, almost clairvoyant food pairings. I’ll do my best to call upon the same great spirit that guides them. The 2005 Russian River Valley Cresta Ridge Chardonnay ($38) showed a saltwater taffy aroma; enjoy it now with crostini and brie. The 2005 RRV Westside Farms Chardonnay’s ($38) creamy butter and medium toast calls for linguine with clams. Tart cherries and green stems inform the 2005 Russian River Selection Pinot Noir ($42). Open now for a spring salad with chèvre, or cellar until winter, for winter greens.
The 2005 Carneros Ramal Vineyard Pinot Noir ($50) differs, offering hints of toffee, raspberry perfume and light plum; decant for sage-rubbed venison. The 2005 RRV Starr Ridge Pinot Noir ($50) offers a cinnamon twist to the smooth, efficient finish; cellar for one year minimum before serving with pan-roasted, fresh-caught salmon and wild rice (if local salmon still unavailable, cellar another year). Serve the bright blackberry jelly and black pepper 2005 RRV Collins Zinfandel ($40) cool with roasted wild boar au jus, baked plums and a side of Peruvian purple potatoes au gratin. Sizzling with sweet citrus, chill the 2006 Sonoma County Redwood Ranch Sauvignon Blanc ($25), add a Cointreau float and have a happy Cinco de Mayo!
Gary Farrell Vineyards & Winery, 10701 Westside Road, Healdsburg. Tasting fee, $5-$15. Open daily, 11am to 4pm. 707.473.2900.
I am the owner of one of the properties featured in Gabe Meline’s article (“Wine Country Confidential,” April 23). His research was not as complete as it should have been. Apparently, he is unaware that two trespassers have accidentally died on this extremely dangerous property. He has no idea the trouble he will have caused me. I have fought for years to keep people off my land and finally was feeling as if I had made some real progress. Foot traffic had significantly decreased. I am absolutely sick about this irresponsible article.
Amy Ciddio
Guerneville
Nice to see roller derby alive and well in the Sonoma County area (“Wheels on Fire,” April 16). And it was nice to see an article about the sport again. However, coming from the old school as a fan, I prefer a banked track and a coed game. Much success to the new group, though!
George Gong
Vallejo
If the supposed motivation for building a multibillion dollar wall on the Mexican border is to thwart a terrorist threat, then why are we so completely unconcerned about the border of Canada?
Unlike the Mexican border, where vast expanses of desert can make traveling extremely difficult, the Canadian border is crossed by 10 gigantic lakes, several large forests and the Rocky Mountains. Good luck building a fence across that!
The racial/political nature of the Mexican border fence should be obvious to people by now since it goes hand-in-hand with an English-only, anti-immigration movement that exclusively targets the Mexican population. White supremacy not only assumes one language to be superior, it attempts to close off the culture to all but a single cultural group. This idea becomes particularly offensive when that group has grown to be one of the largest minorities in our nation. We should teach our children to respect Spanish, not to fear it.
Ronald Lemley
Santa Rosa
Thank you for publishing the article by John Sakowicz depicting the current mess on Wall Street (“Hello, Alternative Universe,” April 23). As a self-employed single woman, it’s frightening how out-of-bounds the industry has become and is becoming.
I am not wealthy. The unregulated activities by high-rolling individuals who behave without regard must be put in line. In truth, we who don’t work on Wall Street have the usual and customary path to be financially responsible for ourselves, our children and our community. To be asked to absorb this fallout is immoral.
Please put the word out with Mr. Sakowicz and others like him. We need your voice.
M. Kathryn Massey
Indianapolis, ind.
Thank you for a general overview of the “shadow economy,” which has become so vast as to dwarf the common economy which we all are led to believe encompasses all “our” assets and liabilities globally as well as nationally. In my opinion, the greatest transformation of wealth is being done before our eyes. The legislation created to answer to and counter the debacle after the Enron failure left out the financial-services sector so as to accommodate the “back room” economy so eloquently described in Mr. Sakowicz’s commentary. The elimination of the Glass-Steagall Act was also a facilitator, as mentioned. Furthermore, the promotion of the “ownership society” by Mr. Bush and Mr. Greenspan also aided in the subprime mortgage fiasco. Mr. Walker, Comptroller General, has resigned mostly because he cannot see the light at the end of the tunnel.
The general economy has collapsed, and we are witnessing internal functionaries attempting to patch it up and give a positive spin to it while aiding the insiders on Wall Street, Fleet Street and elsewhere as the masses of each nation grasp for less than subsistence wages. We have entered a new era in “fractional reserve banking.” Furthermore, we are told that the rising price of fuel is not the direct result of the oil cartel or the petrodollar nations but the speculators—who, I suppose, are out of reach of regulators and legislators. Thus, the impotence factor in resolving the current unfolding of this global event is high as we witness the steady reallocation of wealth from the many to the few and the powerful.
Kakistocracy has returned.
R. D. Gordon
Deerfield Beach, FLa.
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Drawn just 16 years after his birth certificate, misspells his first name. Logged just 16 years after the government officially noted his arrival, this document drily details his departure at the hands of public servants.
In 16 years, Jeremiah had grown to be 5 feet 9 inches tall, and to weigh 127 pounds. He had reached adulthood’s first rung and secured a driver’s license. He had no mustache yet, had started no beard. His person contained no disease, harbored not one single sign of ill health; he was a perfect physical example of a young man on the cusp.
The autopsy is just an ordinary-looking document, one signed and stamped and initialed. But it tells its own story of March 12, 2007, the day Jeremiah died.
When Jeremiah Williams Chass was shot to death in the driveway of his family’s Sebastopol home by Sonoma County sheriff’s deputies, he was wearing a blue sweatshirt, a brown T-shirt, blue jeans, brown plaid boxer shorts and white socks. After he endured 11 gunshot wounds, had been pepper-sprayed and repeatedly beaten about the face and legs and buttocks, the clothing his family had provided for him was removed. Jeremiah Williams Chass was transported nude to the Sonoma County Morgue with an emergency breathing apparatus still lodged in his throat, heart pads still attached to his chest and a single white handcuff still dangling from his left wrist.
In a tragedy widely reported in these pages and in other media, Jeremiah suffered an episode of mental decompensation on Monday, March 12, 2007. The autopsy states that he had been acting strangely the day before and that his parents, Yvette and Mark Chass, had determined to take him to the hospital for evaluation. They got him up around 6am Monday morning and tried to jolly him into the car. He balked. The Chass’ did something so reasonable, so smartly old-fashioned, that one gasps to consider it.
They called the fire department. Surely a ruddy-faced, good-natured firefighter could help cajole their fragile child into the family’s minivan so that they could get the boy some help. Except that you can’t really call the fire department and get a ruddy-faced, good-natured firefighter to come help you get your kid in the car, not even in the family-positive environs of Sebastopol.
That call was instead routed to Sebastopol police, who routed it to the Sheriff’s Department. And then the nightmare blandly detailed in public records but still hotly disputed in private circles began. Jeremiah had a 2.5-inch knifeblade, and at one point, all parties agree that he had custody of his six-year-old brother, who soon escaped with no physical harm. Deputy John Misita arrived at 8:43am. Deputy James Ryan arrived to assist at 8:48am. Jeremiah Williams Chass died at 8:50am.
Documents beget documents. The official report released by Sonoma County District Attorney Stephen Passalacqua on March 6, 2008, angered the community when it cleared both officers of any criminal charges and assessed their actions as lawful. The report notes that the two men grew “weaker” as their less-than-five-minute struggle with the 127-pound youth continued. They began, it states, to fear that their lives and those of others were in danger. And indeed, since Jeremiah’s homicide, five others have died at officer’s hands. Others are in danger.
An autopsy reverses what a mother creates. Just as she grows a child within, his parts miraculously knitting together as they did with such perfection in Jeremiah, so an autopsy unravels that miracle. But even an autopsy is not immune to perfection. Jeremiah’s organs are noted to be “smooth,” “glistening,” “intact.” The tissues covering his brain and spinal cord are described as being “thin and delicate.” Faced with the stunning symmetry of youth, even medical terms prompt poetry.
Jeremiah had one-quarter of an inch of subcutaneous fat around his abdomen. There were no tablets, capsules or pill fragments within. Alcohol and drug toxicity reports were negative. His stomach held not a speck of food and just 10 ml of fluid; his bladder, 20 ml. Office supply stores sell an item in the 20 ml size; it’s called Wite-Out.
And so it was that on March 12, 2007, Jeremiah Williams Chass had the amount of sustenance in his 127-pound frame equal to half a bottle of Wite-Out, and the officers who wrestled him for less than five minutes were so exhausted in engaging his resistance that they feared for their lives.
An autopsy is just a record. A death certificate codifies fact. Both contain heartbreak. In the 13 months since Jeremiah Williams Chass endured a terrifying, violent death in his family’s driveway at 8:50am on a Monday morning, five other Sonoma County residents have also been killed by officers.
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Their autopsies, too, unraveled what a mother created. Our outrage has not simmered, such documents hasten bile.
 These must be the last.
Jeremiah Chass’ autopsy report is available online in PDF form accompanying this article’s posting at www.bohemian.com.