Maybe He Can’t Walk on Water

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10.29.08

CAPITOL FELLOW: This time next week, we’ll know the outcome. Three cheers for having the whole darned thing done with and moving ahead to a brighter future!

There’s something profoundly wrong with an economic system that sells homes cheaply, then takes them away from young families; that encourages wasteful energy consumption while fuel prices double and ExxonMobil serially breaks corporate profit records ($12 billion last quarter). And there’s something immoral about a political order that allows its leaders to invade countries on pretext, then fails to hold them accountable; that end-runs international and constitutional principles on torture and incarcerating the innocent while endeavoring to globally spread its values.

The Republican administration in Washington turned surpluses into deficits, peace into war, prosperity into chaos. It failed to address the rising costs of food, healthcare and college tuition, and ignored the decline of public education and the earth’s atmosphere. It let Detroit collapse and New Orleans drown.

In short, the Republicans that America elected screwed up the country, and it’s time to take it back.

With an abysmal record to run on, the GOP has taken to questioning the patriotism of its opponents, conducting a campaign of innuendo and guilt by association. The irresponsible fear-mongering and demagoguery had predictable results.

When John McCain posed the rhetorical question “Who is Barack Obama?” amid the worst financial stress of our lifetimes, he riled the lynch mob. Given McCain supporters’ use of Obama’s middle name and the campaign’s exaggeration of his relationship to a ’60s radical, the demonization took its next illogical step.

In the end, McCain was forced to answer his own question and declare that Obama was a decent family guy of whom Americans didn’t need to be afraid, but with whom he had differences. If that’s what the election’s about, why didn’t McCain just stick to policy differences in the first place? (The Obama campaign, other than posting an informational video, resisted making a big deal out of McCain’s close friendship with Savings and Loan criminal Charles Keating.)

McCain’s lurching, shambolic campaign and confused messaging—Obama’s a terrorist, no he’s a family man—is precisely what’s not needed to calm the jangled nerves of consumers, bankers and nuclear wannabes around the planet at this critical juncture.

McCain’s hurried selection of a charming yet unqualified political extremist who abused official powers to settle a family matter exhibited the kind of rush to judgment that created the debacle in Iraq. Keep him away from that nuclear button!

Luckily, there’s an alternative in one of the brightest political lights to emerge on the national stage in decades. We chose Barack Obama early on, for his measured intelligence, cool persona and smart embrace of technology.

Sen. Obama’s continuing success in winning over Americans of all colors, religions and economic classes reconfirms our early support for an Obama presidency. His focus on positive themes and inspirational messages displays an intuitive flair for leadership. He has run a better campaign, organizing neighborhood teams and making innovative use of modern digital tools. He has a better bench, with an experienced vice president and seasoned advisers. His formidable yet diverse funding base will leave him less beholden to special interests.

His election offers a possibility to turn the page on racial division, Cold War thinking and widening class divides. Though the challenges are greater than ever, the recent wake-up calls present an opportunity, with inspired leadership, to finally tackle the healthcare crisis and achieve alternative energy breakthroughs that will reduce dependence on unstable foreign-oil-producing nations.

Maybe he can’t walk on water. But Obama is a unique talent who arrived at a critical moment in history. For America, the choice is clear. 


Live Review: Against Me! at the Grand Ballroom

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Goldenvoice is a concert promotion company that grew out of the Los Angeles punk rock underground of the 1980s into a huge entity that today essentially dominates the market in the greater Southern California area. They’re now doing shows in San Francisco at the Regency Center Grand Ballroom, and they have brought everything that’s wrong about Los Angeles with them. I nominate that we send them back home. I’m not alone.
The Grand Ballroom (don’t confuse it for the old Avalon Ballroom, which is next door, on Sutter Street) is a beautifully ornate venue with tall ceilings, a wrap-around balcony and elegant chandeliers. One can only imagine how great it’d be in the hands of, say, Another Planet, because it’s clear that Goldenvoice is blowing what could potentially be a great venue.
First off—it’s hard not to be irritated by the very imposing security presence. There’s the usual pat-down, what’s-this-you’ve-got-here at the door, but once inside, it’s all hey-where-are-you-goin’ and being told not to walk or stand in what appears to be wide open, unrestricted spaces. The sense of authoritarian rule isn’t in-your-face, but it’s constant, and it makes for a lousy experience when you feel like you’re constantly being monitored.
Second—I understand that the Grand Ballroom is a difficult room for sound, but it’s not an impossible room for sound. It’s the same dimensions as the Fillmore, which has great sound. The problem is that the sound equipment isn’t permanent; Goldenvoice has to bring in all their speakers, boards, monitors and stacks for each individual show and get everything dialed in each time. It’s an extremely limiting situation, and it leads to the bands sounding utterly horrible.
Third—Goldenvoice takes a 20% cut of bands’ T-shirt sales, and a 5% cut of their CD and LP sales. This is unspeakable. There is no respectable reason for promoters to take a cut of a band’s merchandise. Especially their music. It’s not unusual among the more sleazeball promoters, and it’s the norm for huge concert promoters like Live Nation, but that doesn’t mean it’s okay.
Fourth—tickets for the Grand Ballroom are sold through Ticketmaster, which I think is totally inexcusable considering the far more fan-friendly ticketing options available these days. Ticketmaster is like the Bush presidency—a series of failed policies and “screw you” attitudes—and it needs to die like the embarrassment that it is.
The first time I saw Against Me! at 924 Gilman Street, obviously none of these issues were a problem. That was five years ago, and a lot has changed for Against Me! since then—not the least of which is selling way more records and playing way larger shows, for better and for worse.
The pivotal moment came when I saw them at the Warfield just before New Wave was released, shoved onto an awkward major-label co-billing with Mastodon. They seemed bored, and the new songs were awful. Imagine my surprise when they got more popular than ever, and New Wave, a slickly produced pile of crap, became Spin‘s Album of the Year.
And yet I couldn’t completely abandon Against Me!, as much as I certainly tried.
I still remembered the time they came to Santa Rosa on their first tour and stopped by the Last Record Store. They cruised the aisles, and bought some records, and then one of them asked, “Yeah, um… we’re a band on tour, and we’re playing a show at a place called Jessie Jean’s tonight, but we don’t see any flyers for it at all. Do you think you could maybe tell people to come?”
“Sure, ” I said. “What’s your band’s name?”
“Against Me!,” the guy replied.
I lit up with excitement. “You guys are reinventing Axl Rose!” I said.
“Yeah… how d’you know that?”
“We carry your record over here, look!”
And then one by one, they all filed over to the ‘A’ section, and held up their record, amazed. That’s the Against Me! that I still see in my head: four guys just totally stoked to see their own band in a record store on the other side of the country.
Last night, Against Me! played a fair balance of songs old and new, ensuring that longtime fans still had something to shout about. The older songs got most joyous reactions, naturally—”Cliché Guevara,” “Walking is Still Honest”—but one of the reasons I like seeing Against Me! live is to be reminded of songs like “Borne of the FM Waves of the Heart,” which is a highlight of New Wave.
Sure, new clunkers abounded. Despite its well-intentioned subject matter, “Anna is a Stool Pigeon,” from Tom Gabel’s new solo album, sounded forced and uninspiring, fulfilling the cliché of most solo album material. And I still can’t bring myself to buy New Wave, simply because I’d be picking up the needle and skipping songs so much that it wouldn’t be worth it.
The band’s gigantic banner draped the back wall of the stage, but the hall was half-empty. Though Against Me! is one of the most energetic and cardiovascular bands in the world, lots of people past the first 10 rows just stood there, like they were watching a cooking show or something. It felt a tad like much ado about little, until the encore, “We Laugh at Danger and Break All the Rules,” which proved yet again that Against Me! knows how to close the hell out of a show.
First people from the crowd began jumping on stage and singing along. Then, ditching his drums to help lead a huge clapping breakdown, Warren ran and stagedove into the crowd—flying through the air right exactly on the downbeat when the band, with a guest drummer who appeared out of nowhere, kicked back in and finished the song. It was fuckin’ nuts, and so totally fun, and the best part is that the overzealous security guards on the other side of the barricade were going crazy. Ha!
Made me love ’em all over again.

Live Review: Zach Hill at the Casbar

I had been wondering how Zach Hill would pull off his solo album, Astrological Straits, in a live setting. With over a dozen guest musicians on his album, would he hire a pick-up band? Would he try to play more than just the drums? Would he call up Les Claypool and ask if he’d mind driving down to Santa Rosa to fill in?
The Casbar is the new joint in town, located inside the Days Inn way down on Santa Rosa Avenue, near Todd Road. It’s a funky location for a funky room—black lights up in each corner, an absinthe green light emitting from the bar, a hazy red near the stage. It’s dark, dank, and seemingly underused, but as Ian told me out in the parking lot— referencing the eternal need for another venue—”Everyone’s gonna pounce on this place.”
After Epiphany Music was shut down in 2007, the former owner, fresh out of jail, somehow convinced the Days Inn to let her put on a show here, calling it the “New Epiphany.” It went rather poorly, and the folks at the Days Inn (they used to run the Los Robles Lodge, putting on the Liquid Lounge nights there and a few in-over-their-heads rap shows at the Fairgrounds) apparently waited a year and a half to try again. I’m glad they did.
The best thing about the Casbar? Those not old enough to drink get a handstamp. Those old enough to drink get a wristband. Everyone wins. Why this hasn’t been done before in Santa Rosa is beyond me, and I sincerely hope that it doesn’t become an issue for the litigation-happy City Attorney’s office, because it makes perfect sense.
Hill and I talked a little bit about Cecil Taylor before the show (“he’s a big inspiration”), and it foreboded his set. Setting up two large speakers on either side of his small drum kit, Hill played the entire 33-minute-long piano-driven bonus track from Astrological Straits, “Necromancer.” Marnie Stern’s spoken word bookended the fierce, pounding piano attack by Marco Benevento, and it didn’t sound at all unlike Taylor’s famous 1979 set with Max Roach at Columbia University.
How the hell does Zach Hill play drums so quickly, so fiercely, so insanely?
Here’s the thing. Sure, Hill played the shit out of the drums nonstop for a half hour, never letting up at all, but it wasn’t unnecessarily violent. Every piece of the puzzle made some kind of sense, and every riptide fill had its place. Like a cross between Dave Lombardo and Philly Joe Jones, Hill exhibited stamina and taste, with a sense of actually communicating something in his playing. I was never bored through the entire volcanic set.
Afterwards, there were literal puddles of Hill’s sweat on the floor beneath his kit.

Live Review: Three Nights of SFJAZZ with Archie Shepp, Cecil Taylor, Eldar and Sophie Milman

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Now in its 26th year, SFJAZZ has been key in bringing both older jazz legends and younger jazz luminaries to San Francisco audiences in a number of venues around the city. The fall season of SFJAZZ lasts over a month, but to highlight the festival’s diversity and taste, I chose to attend three consecutive nights showcasing the breadth of talent available in a short span. Two older stalwarts of the avant-garde, Archie Shepp and Cecil Taylor, and two younger stars of the new breed, Eldar and Sophie Milman.

Oct. 23 – Archie Shepp at Herbst Theatre

On the first night, Archie Shepp gave a rare U.S. concert appearance at the Herbst Theatre. The Herbst Theatre is one of the finest locations utilized by SFJAZZ—it’s just the right size, the sound is good, and the theatre itself beautiful—and it befits legends like Dewey Redman or Andrew Hill, both of whom have played there in recent years. This was, it must be said, a very special treat for Shepp’s Bay Area fans, many of whom have waited years to see him in person, sustaining instead on repeated listenings of landmark albums like Fire Music, Attica Blues, and—appropriately—Live in San Francisco.
Shepp will probably live forever unfairly in the shadow of John Coltrane, who took the young saxophonist under his wing and signed him to Impulse Records. I say unfairly because it’s hard to imagine Coltrane, would he have lived, to be as carefree as Shepp has been after Coltrane’s death. In the years since, Shepp has played R&B, sung standards, and dabbled in funk.
Shepp is now 71, but right from the start of Thursday night’s show, he displayed that he is still in command of his horn. He also showed that after 40 years, he’s still not immune to Coltrane’s shadow; nearly every song had its own Coltrane counterpart.
A quick-paced opener placed Shepp in explorative sheets-of-sound mode, while his band drove a pounding modal form with intensity and skill; it could have easily fit on Meditations. Shepp then sang a relaxed “Don’t Get Around Much Anymore,” which could have found a home on John Coltrane and Johnny Hartman. Other moments throughout the night drew inevitable comparisons to Kulu Sé Mama, Coltrane Plays the Blues, Coltrane’s Sound, and Lush Life.
But another essential way that Shepp has carried on Coltrane’s legacy is that his appearances are inseparable from the full emotional palette of the black experience in America. Beauty, fury, jubilation, humor and sorrow all play key roles in Shepp’s music. Shepp explains the unexplainable through his music; the feelings that words cannot contain. To hear him is to know a history of civil struggle and racial injustice.
Not everyone is a fan of this. During “Mama Rose,” which contained an intense poetic recitation about motherhood, love, riots, banana pudding, ex-cannibals, dreams and revolution, including the line “Your vagina split asymmetrically between the east and the west,” a group of people sitting in the balcony leaned in, consulted each other, and bailed.
After “Trippin’,” a 12-bar blues in which Shepp channeled James Brown’s epic wail in singing about canceling his email and cutting off his cell phone, Shepp announced that his contract with SFJAZZ called for an intermission. Any folks who might have left missed the best portion of the evening.
Opening his second set with “Ujamaa,” an incredible composition, Shepp gave his most intense solo of the concert while his first-rate band kept apace. Clutching the microphone and crooning in an Earl Coleman style, Shepp’s “Lush Life” was rendered with a wide-open verse, with Shepp conducting the band into a Latin-rhythm chorus. Billy Strayhorn famously wrote the ode to weariness when he was just 16, but Shepp turned it around and sang it giddily, at 71, as if he was a teenager. Switching to saxophone, he quoted “Well You Needn’t” in a solo that sometimes reached for high notes that didn’t come.
Shepp continued with a song written for his cousin, who was murdered in a street fight when he was 15—a rather happy song, actually—and closed with “Burning Bright,” containing an impeccable solo by the song’s composer, pianist Tom McClung.
The rush of applause was too strong to deny, and Shepp returned to center stage—minus drummer Ronnie Burrage—to play a breathy “In a Sentimental Mood,” the closing track of Live in San Francisco. Serene and delicate, it closed the evening perfectly, with a solo tag of dancing runs.
In the brief moment between the song’s end and the cascade of applause, an audience member yelled out, “You’re beautiful, Archie!” Simple and perfect.

 

Oct. 24 – Cecil Taylor at Grace Cathedral

The next night, it was Cecil Taylor at Grace Cathedral. Consecrated in 1965 by Duke Ellington, the massive church was blessed with jazz from the start, and for 22 of the past 26 years, SFJAZZ has been using it for concerts they call “Sacred Space.” Pharaoh Sanders is among those who’ve performed solo inside the cathedral, using no amplification whatsoever. The effect is stunning.
Taylor was announced to the stage, but for the first few minutes, all that could be heard was his voice over a loudspeaker.
“A.”
“A S.”
“A S B M. A S B M. In Canal. In Canal You. In Canal You Long.”
It was Cecil Taylor, all right, doing his crazy Cecil Taylor thing and slowly making his way toward the piano.
“A Gene. A Gene Splits Into 28 Paragraphs. One Second Is Equal To 28.10 Electrons Equaling One Volt Is The Electric Motive In Proportion To Rhythm,” he continued, occasionally making long, gurgling sounds like a constipated alien.
When I last saw Cecil Taylor, at an SFJAZZ appearance at the Palace of Fine Arts in 2001, he held a similarly scattered conversation with himself; I thought, at the time, that he might have been studying some new form of chemistry. But no. Apparently he just likes to ramble.
Well-known for celebrating sharp bursts of percussive staccato passages, Taylor sat at the piano and instead drove straight into full-bodied, cascading playing, like he simply had too much music in his head gushing forth all at once. Inside the church, with sculptures of the crucifixion on the walls and a general atmosphere of reverence, the juxtaposition of religious tradition against fevered chaos was weird and funny.
Alas, the performance was stellar. What might have been choppy and percussive in any other venue came further together by Grace Cathedral’s natural seven-second reverb, and Taylor played off this effect, often hammering as many notes as possible into those seven seconds. His usual stabs in the gut became deep punches; his abrasive pelts of hail multiplying upon themselves into thunderstorms. His audible moaning and breathing echoed across the vault.
Taylor stopped playing, and the crowd applauded. A 40-something guy in a Hawaiian shirt sitting in front of us took a shot from his flask, and offered it to his considerably younger girlfriend, wearing a beret. She shook her head. Taylor then began playing again, in what sounded like a continuation of the exact same song.
When Cecil Taylor speaks in a foreign musical language of constant discord, are there ears enough to make out what he’s saying? The show was sold out, but it was unavoidable to contemplate just how many in the crowd viewed Taylor simply as a cultural curiosity. Between each of five pieces, Taylor shuffled and rearranged his sheet music, and it was hard to figure out why he even had it in the first place. He couldn’t possibly have been following it.
All of this sounds like a total dis, but it’s not. I’ve long loved Cecil Taylor—possibly because I can’t put into words exactly why—and even after a spate of souring on him as of late, he won me back into his world on Friday night. His total expressiveness, his thundering command, his emotional presence and his singular, powerful musical vision on display reawakened me to his brilliance. The venue certainly helped.
At the end of the set, Taylor tried to leave the stage but the applause was too strong. He sat down and played again, another short minute-and-a-half chapter in the neverending song, and finally shuffled his hunched, frail body to the back room of the church.
He stayed there for over an hour after the show was over, muttering in one giant monologue to a small group of assembled fans.

 

Oct. 25 – Eldar and Sophie Milman at Herbst Theatre

Back to the Herbst Theatre on Saturday night, for a decidedly younger lineup: 21-year-old piano prodigy Eldar and 24-year-old chanteuse Sophie Millman.
Eldar is famous for sounding like Art Tatum—rapid-fire runs, mind-boggling changes in key and tempo mid-song, a strong left hand—and his first number, “I Should Care,” demonstrated this in dazzling fashion. Everything that is great about Eldar was encapsulated in this first number; he played it antagonistically but respectfully, tackling the standard to the ground and working it over with hyperactive stride, incessant and precise runs, left-hand jabs and full-fingered clusters.
Though he could never possess Tatum’s swing, Eldar makes up for it in technical command; this is why he’s more Vladimir Horowitz than Oscar Peterson, and indeed, he has a very classical touch on the keys. But his mind is that of the explorer, the improviser who steps through every possibility at an unbelievable pace. Were it not for the opening melody, no one could have recognized “I Should Care” as imagined by Eldar.
This is what’s great about jazz: taking something old and making it new again. Unfortunately, Eldar’s focus shifted into presenting something new and making it sound old: his next song, “Insensitive,” was an original composition marked by unprovoked chord changes, a plodding form and little to no melody. This is how things stayed, as Eldar performed solely original compositions in the same vein for the rest of the set.
The third song, for example, featured nonstop busy drumming, jabbing bass lines, and a chaotic Eldar flying all over the piano. But the overall presentation was that of a garbled, very academic attempt, including the use of a 1970s-sounding synthesizer on top of the piano. If this is the way Eldar’s career is moving—away from dazzling standards and into post-post-fusion gobbledygook—then Sony must be nervous about their young star. Perhaps they’re trying to replace the Bad Plus. Maybe they’re trying to win over Rush fans. Who knows?
Up next was Sophie Milman, who, like Eldar, was born in the former Soviet Union. Moving to Israel at age 7 and then to Canada at age 16, Milman lived an upended youth in areas of global tumult, discovering solace in listening to American jazz records. This is her history, which she tells in magazine articles, on radio shows, and from the stage.
Luckily, she’s not just a good NPR story. She’s also a wonderful singer.
Opening with “It Might as Well be Spring” in a strapless leopard-print dress, red leather heels and gold earrings, Milman immediately hit all the right Anita O’Day-June Christy-Chris Connor notes with enough of her own style to warrant the comparison. Her appealing voice, airy but not overly husky, took on adventurous trills and jumps. She conducted her band, whooped at their solos, snapped her fingers and constantly jittered her arms and tapped her heels.
Milman had just spent a week at the Blue Note in New York with Eldar—they really are a curious co-billing, other than the “young” and “Soviet” angle—and she was glad to finally have some time in San Francisco. “You guys are very, very lucky,” she remarked at one point. “We’re going home to Toronto to blizzards.”
“People Will Say We’re in Love” was delightful, and a subtle vibrato eked into Milman’s voice during “I Concentrate on You.” Then Milman told the story of her life, and how she never fit in with the other kids in Israel who couldn’t understand her obsession with jazz, and dedicated the next number “to all the kids growing up who used to pick on me.” It is a song, she explained, that she sings at every performance.
“Bein’ Green,” as made famous by Kermit the Frog, is not a terrible song. But it is essentially a sad song, and despite Milman’s familiarity with the tune, it showed her emotional limitations. “Bein’ Green” is one of those curiosities that works in the hands of, say, Frank Sinatra when he’s 63—but not so much in the young, peppy hands of Milman.
“Here’s a great Bruce Springsteen song,” Milman then announced, and “I’m on Fire” continued the feeling that Milman might occasionally be in over her head. “I’m on Fire” is a creepy song—the pleading of a tortured stalker to ravage the untouched beauty of a young girl. Completely changed from the original, with minor-key chords, the arrangement brought out that creepiness. But it felt like Milman let the arrangement do all the work—she sang it sultry rather than tormented.
But these were unimportant diversions from what Milman does best. Redemption was found in a soulful, “Maiden Voyage”—esque arrangement of “Love for Sale,” and Milman once again had the crowd in the palm of her hands. After all the sleepy Norah Jones tranquilizing on the “jazz” charts for the last eight years, it’s nice to see an inventive young singer bringing back flair and pizzazz to jazz singing. Here’s hoping more folks discover her talent.

 


So there you go—three days of the SFJAZZ festival. The complete schedule for SFJAZZ, including teasers for their upcoming Spring season, can be found at their official website.

The Sly Stone Show: Behind the Scenes

The insane circumstances surrounding Sly Stone’s bizarre appearance in Santa Rosa last Friday, Oct. 18, were told to me by several people involved with the show. Crazy doesn’t begin to describe it. Here’s how it went down.
The morning of the show, Sly Stone is in Los Angeles. He fires his business manager. Sly tells the promoter that he’s his own boss now, that he’s the one who’s going to get paid at the show, and that he needs $3,000 wired to the bank account of an Iranian BMW saleswoman before he’ll even get on the plane to San Francisco.
And about that plane: it was supposed to arrive from Los Angeles at 11:30am. No Sly. The limo waits at the airport. Sly’s next flight becomes 1:30pm, then 2:30pm, 3:30pm and 5:30pm. No one can get a hold of him at all. The promoter drives to the airport in the slim hope that Sly might walk through one of the gates.
Finally, at 7:30pm, with his young Japanese girlfriend in tow, the 65-year-old Sly shows up at the airport. He’s an hour and a half away from the show—which starts in a half hour—and he demands to go to the hotel. The young girlfriend finally talks him out of it, and he agrees to go to the show, but he’s still talking about getting paid.
He sleeps all the way to Santa Rosa.
Sly doesn’t hit the stage at the Wells Fargo Center until 10:30pm, during the fifth song of the set. He walks off the stage 25 minutes later, in the middle of “I Wanna Take You Higher,” telling the crowd, “I gotta go take a piss. I’ll be right back.”
But Sly never comes back. The band continues on without him, killing time for 30 minutes. During the last song, a man appears on the stage, whispering into band members’ ears.
Meanwhile, backstage, Sly is demanding to be paid. The show is still going on, and the promoters are telling his handlers to get him back out to perform more. But his handlers know the drill. It’s been this way for years. What can they do?
Before the show is over, Sly is out in the parking lot, still in his white suit, trying to get into the promoter’s car. All the doors are plainly locked, but he keeps trying. Finally, a woman drives by, picks him and his Japanese girlfriend up, and they whiz away. Word of his departure gets inside.
It’s not too hard to figure out what the man on the stage was whispering to the band. How about: Sly’s making a getaway? How about: Sly’s driving off right now? How about: You’d better chase after him if you want to get paid?
And after quickly finishing the song and exiting the stage, that’s exactly what they do.
The band members pile in their cars and find Sly precisely where they thought he’d be—at the Fountaingrove Hilton. Except he’s not in his room. All the rooms are reserved under the business manager’s name, who Sly fired that morning. So Sly’s there, fuming about not being able to get into his room, when the rest of his band suddenly pulls up.
“Get me out of here,” he’s heard telling his driver, and they peel out.
It is not an uncommon sight to see cars racing down Mendocino Avenue on a Friday night. But it’s a different story altogether when the lead car giving chase contains an absolute funk music legend, pursued by five more cars driven by band members, some of whom have played with him for 40 years and are actual, literal family members. Six cars race down the street, weaving in and out of lanes.
Finally, past midnight, Sly’s car is cornered at a gas station. A long stand-off ensues between him and the band while the young Japanese girl cries hysterically in the car. A gas station on Mendocino Avenue in Santa Rosa. That’s where it all falls apart.
At press time, no one can get a hold of Sly Stone—not his management, not his band mates, not his family. The last anyone sees of him, he’s headed south on Highway 101. Everyone’s got a pretty good idea how he’s spending the money, but no one knows where he is.
And no one ever wants to play with him again.
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To read a review of the Sly Stone show, click here.

Beer Can Can

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10.22.08

At grocery stores nationwide, the canned-beer department is getting better by the day. Craft breweries around America have begun packing their beers in aluminum, and this summer several breweries joined the game. Locally, the fastest distribution has come from 21st Amendment, based in San Francisco, with the sweeping July release of its IPA and a watermelon wheat beer, each in crumply cans.

Why cans? Aluminum holds multiple virtues over glass. Canned beer will not be damaged by light, and unlike corked or capped bottles, cans are 100 percent airtight, eliminating all risk of oxidation damage. Aluminum cans are also far less energy-intensive to recycle than glass. But perhaps most convincing is the weight factor. A standard 12-ounce empty can weighs approximately six-tenths of an ounce, whereas a standard 12-ounce empty bottle weighs about 10 ounces. That means big savings in shipment costs and tremendously reduced carbon emissions in transport.

Of the roughly 1,300 craft breweries in the nation, some 30 of them are dabbling in aluminum. One of the most outlandish presences in this genre of beer makers may be that of the Bay Area’s newest brewery, Uncommon Brewers, based in Santa Cruz. In May, a release of several thousand cans of Siamese Twin, a Belgian double ale brewed with coriander, Kaffir lime leaves and lemongrass, put the brewery on the map. That beer and the Golden State Ale have been sporadically available at select North Bay locations, including Mondo Restaurant and American Beer Garden and the Sonoma Wine Exchange, both in downtown Sonoma.

Owner Alec Stefansky has been negotiating sales with restaurants and bars throughout the Bay Area while perfecting in the brewhouse several more recipes for some of the strangest beers that bubble, all of them certified organic. The Baltic Porter, scheduled for release in December, is fermented with licorice, pours a thick inky black and tastes of chocolate mousse and coffee. The initial goal for this monster was an ABV of 9.2 percent, but Stefansky has downsized it to 7.8 to make the beer more compatible with the standard bar culture, in which not all proprietors have a ready supply of specialty low-capacity glassware.

Still pending approval by the federal government is the Maple Red Ale, a 7.3 percent creation brewed with candy cap mushrooms, a fungus frequently baked into desserts. Slated for a late-winter release is a barleywine fermented with redwood branches. Stefansky is aiming for a staggering 15 percent ABV.

Other breweries to join the canned-beer parade include Ukiah Brewing Company, Caldera Brewing in Ashland, Ore., New Belgium Brewing Company in Fort Collins, Colo., and Maui Brewing Co. The latter recently began distribution of several brews, including a coconut porter, to California.

But Oskar Blues in Lyons, Colo., was the first microbrewery in America to brew and can its own beer six years ago. The brewery’s in-can menu consists of four beers, and distribution includes 22 states, though the Northwest still remains out of the loop.

“We first did this just because we thought it would be hilarious to put our big, strong pale ale into a can,” says Marty Jones, public relations director for Oskar Blues. Soon enough, though, the good sense of canning beer became apparent. The beer was immune to becoming “light-struck,” a skunky condition caused by excessive exposure to light. Oskar Blues beers also became preferred thirst-quenchers for many Rocky Mountain backpackers tired of Coors and leery of heavy bottles. As the company’s distribution radius increased, the savings in shipment costs escalated.

“Forty percent of a bottled beer’s weight is the bottle itself,” Jones says. “So we were cutting our shipping costs and carbon footprint almost in half.”

And though a tall, glass wine bottle on a white tablecloth in the light of candles may be one of the most evocatively romantic images in our culture, even wineries are now putting their product into cans. Francis Ford Coppola’s Sofia Mini, a can of about six ounces filled with a blend of Pinot Blanc, Sauvignon Blanc and Muscat Cannelli is a sparkling Blanc de Blanc suggestive of pear, honeysuckle and passion fruit on the nose and green apple and citrus in the mouth.

First canned in 2004, the wine comes in a pink four-pack case containing pink cans accompanied by a straw, and some critics have decried the product as a vulgarization of the wine experience. Others have proclaimed it to be an innovative, sexy alternative to the old-fashioned standard of a heavy magnum plugged with a potentially dangerous cork.    

Iron Wine, based in Argentina, released two wines in 2007, a Malbec-Cabernet blend and a Chenin Blanc. The wines come in cans of two sizes, 8.5 and 12 ounces, and have been touted as bold innovations in a carbon-costly industry ruled by archaic tradition.

Fetzer Vineyards has also taken heed of the carbon impact of heavy glass, though the winery has thus far steered clear of cans. Instead, Fetzer recently lightened the company’s various bottle types by an average of 16 percent each, from over 20 ounces to 17, which will save approximately 2,100 tons of glass annually through the molding of thinner bottles and banishment of the punt, the bottle’s bottom indentation.

 

The romance of the bottle persists, and mavericks in the world of wine remain few and far between, but at 21st Amendment, cofounders Shaun O’Sullivan and Nico Freccia believe that most craft breweries in the nation will be canning their beer within 10 years, and the pair have big plans for their own cans. They are tentatively considering a future release of a Christmas spiced ale in a 24-ouncer, a direct nod toward the extravagant magnum-style bottles released by many breweries for the holidays. Freccia and O’Sullivan have also considered releasing a massive barleywine in a six-ounce can. Watch for it beside a towering brute of a beer that boasts of redwood on the label. Watch, also, for a long line of others encased in aluminum, for in craft brewing the future just might dwell in the can.

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Fields of Gold

10.22.08

Editor’s Note: Help us welcome Patricia Dines to the Green Zone this week. A seasoned environmental writer, Patricia will be helming this column following Gianna De Persiis Vona’s decision to retire in order to focus on her fiction. We’re pleased to have Patricia join us, and anticipate that you will be, too.

As summer’s spacious sunlit days fade and the cold air hints of winter, I start to feel a little melancholy. This year’s economic drama sure isn’t helping much. Still, I’ve learned that I’m more sane when I embrace rather than resist the changing seasons. So it’s probably no coincidence that my inner child has requested a visit to a pumpkin patch.

Of course, given my eco-proclivities, not just any patch will do. Yes, I want the trifecta: local, small and organic. But is that just a fantasy, when some patches actually populate their fields with cheaper imports? Thankfully, after discovering one closed organic patch, my journey takes a happier turn, and I actually find two local organic farms offering home-grown pumpkins and a farm experience for children of all ages. Remembering my vow to enjoy our local treasures, I decide to visit both.

After wandering Petaluma’s back roads, admiring the unpretentious farmhouses and weathered slat fences, I arrive at my first destination, Ryan O’Shannan Farms. Large pumpkin signs, then hay bales, guide me into the bumpy, mowed parking lot. The main tent attractively displays the farm’s bounty of pumpkins, gourds, tomatoes, strawberries and preserves.

Here I meet the farm’s co-owner, Linda McDowell, who shows me where visitors can milk a cow, make butter and buy sometimes-organic snacks. We continue over the bridge, past the hayride wagon and sunflower maze, to the field where I can pick from mini-pumpkins, sugar (pie) pumpkins, larger (jack-o’-lantern) pumpkins and beautiful decorative gourds.

When we return, Linda’s husband Mike zooms up in his ATV, and we all chat. My first question: Is there a Ryan O’Shannan? No, Mike named the farm after his two children, Ryan and Shannan, now young adults. Mike’s family has owned this 400 acres for a century, running a dairy farm until the 1970s, then renting pasture land. Mike started his 15 acres of organic produce in 1995, after neighbors said they were “making a million” at it. He laughs, describing his trial-and-error “learning curve.” Linda joined the project in 2002. Though not raised on a farm, he kids that she’s become “quite a farm girl.”

Why do they grow organically, I ask, and make the effort to be certified? Because there’s a market for it, they reply, and they like not using toxic pesticides. Linda says she can taste the difference in the food. Plus, if farmers aren’t certified, she advises, you really don’t know their methods. Organic is more than “no spray”; it’s a program of practices that includes cover cropping and avoiding GMOs and synthetic fertilizers that can carry hidden toxics.

“Ag is a tough business,” Mike shrugs. “You roll the dice every day. There are so many variables that you can’t control.”

Traveling down the road, I find my second stop, Andersen Organic Vegetables. In October, this farm stand adds pumpkins, melons, expressive squash varieties and Halloween décor. I talk with owner and Petaluma native Rodney Andersen, still active in his 70s. For 11 years, he’s worked these 16 leased acres, enjoying both farming and offering people healthy food. I ask his trick for survival and he answers, “To learn a little each year, and not make the same mistake twice.”

Out in the field, Rodney tells me the names of various pumpkins, including giants up to 150 pounds. The farm’s activities include a corn maze, hayride and mini-train ride with cheerful homemade wooden cars. Although he’s also opened a farm store near town, Andersen says folks still like coming here for the farm atmosphere and seasons’ changing colors.

As I head home with my farm-fresh produce, I feel gratitude for the farmers who treat the earth kindly while creating nurturing delights. But I also feel soothed from touching beneath this culture’s ever-shifting craziness to the true source of my well-being and survival. Filled by this autumn moment, I start imagining ways to carve my organic jack-o’-lantern into a smile.

 Both Petaluma patches are open through Friday, Oct. 31, have free entry (with rides and mazes costing $3–$4) and offer group tours. Ryan O’Shannan Farms, 5360 Bodega Ave.; 707.762.4895. Andersen Organic Vegetables, 4588 Bodega Ave.; 707.529.1279. Also, Marin’s LaFranchi Pumpkin Patch offers local organic pumpkins and activities. 5300 Nicasio Valley Road, Nicasio. 415.662.9100.


Porn Wars

10.22.08

SHOE NUFF? At it’s core, the debate concerns what might be a ‘bedroom essential.’

The term “bedroom essentials” is the center of conflict between the city of Santa Rosa and Spice Sensuality Boutique, a new women-oriented sex store on Fourth Street. The owners of Spice say that the term accurately describes what they sell in their store, while the city says it’s so misleading that Spice either has to stop selling intimate items or move to another location. The situation is stirring up controversy as only sex issues can.

Chuck and Moira Freese opened Spice in Santa Rosa two months ago. Their Rohnert Park store has been operating for two years. Spice sells lingerie, oils, lubricants, sex toys and pornographic DVDs, among other things. Their customers are 95 percent women, most of whom are over 30. The idea was to give women a place to buy personal items that wasn’t on the Internet or in a threatening environment.

“In the past, if a woman wanted to buy intimate products, she had to go to an adult bookstore with the peepshows and the open-browsing magazine racks,” says Chuck Freese. “The kind of place where your feet stick to the floor when you go into it. We wanted to provide women with a comfortable environment to shop.”

Freese says that when they applied for a business license, they discussed the adult products with the Santa Rosa Planning Department. They were told that as long as they were discreet in displaying the adult items, they could sell them. Freese described the items as “bedroom essentials” on the application, and Spice was classified as a lingerie store.

Then someone complained. The next thing Freese knew, the city handed him a letter saying that the store was in violation of an ordinance because it sold pornographic DVDs and toys depicting genitalia. Freese says that the city reclassified Spice from lingerie to adult entertainment and gave them two choices: They could move to a shopping center like Santa Rosa Plaza or drop the sex-related items and just sell lingerie.

“They had a litany of everything we had to get rid of, and it was anything to do with sex all the way down to condoms,” says Freese. “You can buy those at Safeway.”

However, the city says it didn’t reclassify the store—Spice was just too vague about what it was selling in the first place.

“They misrepresented themselves on their application,” says council member Jane Bender. “They listed bedroom essentials as well as things like lingerie and lotion. I haven’t a clue what bedroom essentials means. It can mean sheets and pillowcases. They needed to be explicit, and they were not.”

The city will not reveal who made the complaint against Spice, but admits that it wouldn’t have noticed the store if someone hadn’t drawn attention to it. Freese believes the complaint was made by one of the neighboring businesses.

“There is a small group of people who are biased and prejudiced,” he says. “They are afraid that a sex store would attract transients and drug abusers. But those are the kind of people that my customers are trying to avoid.”

Other women-oriented sex stores in the North Bay include the Sensuality Shoppe in Sebastopol and Pleasures of the Heart in San Rafael. Jennifer Islas, who owns Pleasures of the Heart, hasn’t had a complaint in nine years of running the store. Maintaining a woman-friendly atmosphere has meant making choices about what to sell. For example, Pleasures doesn’t sell most DVDs.

“We have had porn stars come into the store and talk,” Islas says. “And there is definitely a positive part of the porn industry, but it also has a bad part. The people are not protected even though they are supposed to be by law, and drugs are a main impetus. It’s not portraying a positive sexuality.”

Meanwhile, other stores in downtown Santa Rosa carry pornography, such as Sawyer’s News, owned by Santa Rosa mayor John Sawyer. However, unlike Spice, Sawyer’s News is categorized as a bookstore and newsstand, which is allowed to carry a limited amount of porn.

Freese says he would be happy to go over objectionable items with the city, but officials don’t want to negotiate. He has now hired an attorney. “I’m not trying to stir up trouble,” he says. “I just want it to be equitable and fair so that we can sit down and explain why I have to lose my livelihood.”

 

For its part, the city says that Spice is not being picked on because of the nature of the business. It’s simply a matter of a violated ordinance.  “They can fight it the way anyone else fights it,” Bender says. “They can have a Zoning Administration Hearing and after that, they could hire an attorney if there is a ruling against them.

“Or,” she adds. “They could just sell their lotions and lingerie and sell the other stuff online. Or they could move to one of the shopping centers. They do have options.”


Untamed Abandon

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10.22.08

Zach Hill isn’t one to fall back on career moves out of the rock ‘n’ roll handbook. After all, he’s from Nevada City. He plays broken cymbals on purpose. He wraps his face in Play-Doh and swallows frogs.

But with his main band, Hella, in “a real gray area right now,” the intensely skilled drummer has done the unthinkable: made a solo album. But don’t expect to file it in the pile of self-absorbed solo-album waste next to Mick Jagger or Scott Stapp. Astrological Straits, which boasts 12 guest musicians, from Les Claypool to No Age, is a dream culmination of Hill’s unlikely musical journey thus far, one that’s seen him backing Mike Patton, Joanna Newsom and members of Sun Ra’s Arkestra.

The main realm in which Hill resists clichés, of course, is his music, a coherence of melody and spazz, reigned over with electronic clangs, white noise and vocal manipulations. In many ways, he’s the Frank Zappa of the laptop generation, applying ideologies from avant-garde jazz to the current noise-rock underground; in fact, Astrological Straits’ bonus disc boasts a 33-minute piano-drum excursion with Brooklyn’s Marco Benevento and narrator Marnie Stern. How he’ll perform all of this live is anyone’s guess, which fits his unpredictable aesthetic rather well.

Opening the show is Goodriddler, aka 22-year-old Nick Wolch, who rides a similar individualist streak; his most recent songs, for example, were recorded inside the dark, algae-strewn concrete creek tunnels beneath downtown Santa Rosa. In a post&–Kid A world, Goodriddler’s piano-drums-and-software music is ambient sound of the best variety, simultaneously soothing and challenging. Like Hill, he’s a solo act, with bonus points: no one smokes a hand-rolled cigarette while playing drums with such loose, detached style.

Also on the bill is the Iditarod, whose synthesizer flourishes and trumpet blasts herald the dawning of a new instrumental victory, and the Highlands, a group of young experimentalists who unreel their genre-traipsing songs with both the untamed abandon of Captain Beefheart and the intellectual curiosity of Can. Factor in that there’s a band called What’s Up playing and that it’s taking place in the lounge of a hotel, and you’ve got a show that defies comparison even before it’s started.

Zach Hill, What’s Up, the Iditarod, Goodriddler and the Highlands perform Sunday, Oct. 26, at the Casbar of the Days Inn, 3345 Santa Rosa Ave., Santa Rosa. 8pm. $7; 18 and over. 707.568.1011.


Authentic Voices

10.22.08

Writing, for Petaluma poet Terry Ehret, has been quite a balancing act. In a busy household, in which she and her husband raised three daughters, it wasn’t often possible to find uninterrupted time. Rather than fighting the situation, Ehret says that she “embraced the aesthetic of interruption,” as a way of mirroring her reality and honoring the fragmentation common to women’s lives.

A native Californian and graduate of Stanford University and the MFA program in creative writing at San Francisco State, Ehret moved to Petaluma in 1990 with her growing family. Her first book, Lost Body, was selected as part of the prestigious National Poetry Series and published by Copper Canyon Press. Here’s a prose poem from that collection.

 “At the End of the Season the Apples”
At the end of the season the apples droop over the lobelia.
They make room for themselves in my flower boxes.
It’s OK with me. The time for pruning and sweeping the yard
clear of debris is coming. Waiting patiently allows
the disorder of my life a kind of grace, the natural desire of all things.
Sometimes late at night I fall asleep on the couch deliberately,
avoiding the rituals of going to bed: brushing my teeth,
buttoning my nightgown, clearing the air of arguments
to make room for two separate lives in the same room,
to make peace with the darkness we are about to
trust ourselves to. This is all so much work, and it is late,
and the sleep I allow to rush over me, completely unprepared,
is rich and dream-laden and satisfying, as if I had come back
to my native language.

 A conversation with Ehret is peppered with the word “authentic.” That’s how she measures her work’s value—is it authentic? In order to achieve authenticity, to not have the writing descend into self-consciousness, she balances the conscious with the unconscious, “to try and find out what’s on my other mind.”

Ehret’s third book, Lucky Break, published earlier this year by Sixteen Rivers Press, is a dazzling collection, both accessible and challenging. It contains a suite of poems, “The House That Held Me Dreaming,” inspired by Gaston Bachelard’s landmark work The Poetics of Space, which operates at the imaginative intersection of philosophy and psychology, where so much poetry resides. Here’s the final poem of the suite, which also seems to channel a bit of Whitman’s energy. I recommend reading the poem out loud, a few times, as I did, to capture its cadence and power.

 “Intimate Immensity”
Say the sky.
Say the wind galloping across the grass.
Say the grass by the sea by the sea waves
and their own rising and falling

eternity. Say the turning planet.
Say the fall of the most recent evening.
Say lie down now and say
much sooner than you thought

the stars have all rearranged themselves in the night
while I was—What was I doing? What?
Say then the darkness behind the stars,
wherever it is going, back to the first moment

the tiny weight shifted toward
my body or yours, and the intimate
explosion of love. Say in all this immensity,
who.

 

 A former Sonoma County poet laureate, Ehret is an invaluable resource in the local writing and intellectual community. She’s taught for years at the Petaluma campus of Santa Rosa Junior College and at the Sitting Room in Cotati, where her workshops on everything from Beowulf and Grendel to Yeats have become legend. Ehret also compiles an excellent monthly newsletter of local literary happenings, available at www.literaryfolk.wordpress.com. For more on Ehret and her work, see her website, [ http://www.terryehret.com/ ]www.terryehret.com.

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Live Review: Against Me! at the Grand Ballroom

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Live Review: Zach Hill at the Casbar

I had been wondering how Zach Hill would pull off his solo album, Astrological Straits, in a live setting. With over a dozen guest musicians on his album, would he hire a pick-up band? Would he try to play more than just the drums? Would he call up Les Claypool and ask if he'd mind driving down to Santa...

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The Sly Stone Show: Behind the Scenes

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Beer Can Can

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Fields of Gold

10.22.08Editor's Note: Help us welcome Patricia Dines to the Green Zone this week. A seasoned environmental writer, Patricia will be helming this column following Gianna De Persiis Vona's decision to retire in order to focus on her fiction. We're pleased to have Patricia join us, and anticipate that you will be, too.As summer's spacious sunlit days fade and the...

Porn Wars

10.22.08SHOE NUFF? At it's core, the debate concerns what might be a 'bedroom essential.' The term "bedroom essentials" is the center of conflict between the city of Santa Rosa and Spice Sensuality Boutique, a new women-oriented sex store on Fourth Street. The owners of Spice say that the term accurately describes what they sell in their store, while the city...

Untamed Abandon

10.22.08Zach Hill isn't one to fall back on career moves out of the rock 'n' roll handbook. After all, he's from Nevada City. He plays broken cymbals on purpose. He wraps his face in Play-Doh and swallows frogs.But with his main band, Hella, in "a real gray area right now," the intensely skilled drummer has done the unthinkable: made...

Authentic Voices

10.22.08Writing, for Petaluma poet Terry Ehret, has been quite a balancing act. In a busy household, in which she and her husband raised three daughters, it wasn't often possible to find uninterrupted time. Rather than fighting the situation, Ehret says that she "embraced the aesthetic of interruption," as a way of mirroring her reality and honoring the fragmentation common...
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