‘I Don’t Want to Eat Octopus’

I don’t eat octopus. It has a lot to do with respect. If I were less hypocritical, I would probably not eat any meat, even fish. But no, I have standards. An animal has to impress me somehow in order to stay off my plate. There are too many reasons to list why octopus meets this criteria for me, but they are damn smart, adaptable to any situation, can communicate with sudden changes in color, mimic other animals, can crush far more than its body weight, etc.

This kid (I believe he’s speaking Portuguese) doesn’t want to eat his octopus. Not because the taste, but because it’s a living creature. He then launches into a beautiful and articulate diatribe about why he doesn’t want to eat animals, and even makes his mom cry. The weirdest part is he looks a little bit like me as a kid.

BIEBS… IN…. SPAAAAAAACE

Is it just me, or does Justin Bieber always look like he just pooped on the carpet and he's weally, weally sowwy?
Justin Bieber is headed to space. One can only hope he stays. Reports say the Canadian pop star and notorious annoying teenager is booked on one of Virgin’s forthcoming rocket-powered space flights. He will reportedly be flying with Sir Richard Branson, king of the cool rich people. We can only hope he fulfills his duty to the world and takes Biebs on a space walk. A long space walk. Off a short space pier.
It’s not that Justin Bieber isn’t contributing anything to the music world–there are many people getting paid as a result of his celebrity. Bodyguards, Ferrari salesmen, social media story spinners, hair mousse manufacturers, paparazzi–some good paychecks result from this guy. But it might have run its course. Maybe Branson can hire Biebs’ ex-cronies to help him cross dress when he loses another bet.

Media Moguls’ Money Machine

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As a full-time reporter for most publications in the North Bay, with the possible exception of the Press Democrat whose reporters are union, you make between $28,000 and $35,000 a year.

Spends Quality and J. Kendall Album Release Party

Sonic Bloom members, lyricist Spends Quality (nee Spencer Williams) and saxophonist-turned-vocalist J. Kendall dropped new three albums on Williams’ independent label CFO Recordings in April, and they are hosting an official SoCo album release party at Hopmonk Sebastopol this Friday night. You can read about it this week’s Bohemian.
There are three more music videos in the works, but check this brand new vid from Time Piece‘s title track. Filmed under the Redwoods and out along the coast, you can’t get much truer to Sonoma County than this. Represent.
CFO Recordings triple album release party is this Friday, June 7, at Hopmonk Tavern. 230 Petaluma Ave., Sebastopol. 9pm. $10–$15. 707.829.7300

June 12: Cheap Trick at the Uptown Theatre

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No one wants to think about mom and dad rolling around on the couch with their makeout records playing in the background—unless the record is “Surrender” by Cheap Trick. (The twisted yet catchy lyrics can get stuck in your head for hours.) Then there’s “I Want You to Want Me,” the perfect song to have on repeat when crushing on a summertime hottie. It’s true, Cheap Trick songs are classic anthems—so classic, in fact, that they’re also in too many movie soundtracks to count. Flip your hat’s brim up and break out the bowtie on Wednesday, June 12, when Cheap Trick play the Uptown Theatre. 1350 Third St., Napa. $55—$70. 8pm. 707.259.0123.

June 9: Pixar in Concert at the Marin Center

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Disney characters are a part of nearly everyone’s childhood, and they come with no age limit—hello, adults at Disneyland! But if someone suggested that Disney-Pixar characters could come to life for a concert, they might have been sent off for “help”—until now. The Marin Symphony has put together ‘Pixar in Concert,’ a program from classic and recent films—Brave, Up, Cars, Toy Story, Finding Nemo, Monsters Inc. , A Bug’s Life, WALL-E, Ratatouille and The Incredibles—with images from the movies screening behind the orchestra. To get a dose of Disney without a 10-hour drive, bring your Woody doll on Sunday, June 9, to the Marin Center. 10 Avenue of the Flags, San Rafael. $20—$75. 3pm.

June 8: Aqus Foundry Festival in Petaluma

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It’s not officially summer until the outdoor music festivals start. And though the Aqus Foundry Festival is no Coachella, the daylong music fest gives the North Bay a small fix of music and sun while raising money for homeless services. The lineup includes the Rowan Brothers, pop-folksinger Lauren O’Connell, the sassy women of Foxes in the Hen House, the Incubators, Side O’ Smokehouse and the Mighty Groove. Proceeds benefit COTS, who provide 350 beds every night to the homeless and serve over 124,000 meals per year. Break out the shorts and dance in the grass on Saturday, June 8, at Foundry Wharf Business Park. 625 Second St., Petaluma. 11:30am—7pm. $10—$20. 707.762.5999.

June 7: Alexandra Jacopetti Hart exhibit at Occidental Center for the Arts

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Alexandra Jacopetti Hart is credited for the rise of “funk and flash”—not the Sebastopol clothing store, but the art of turning hippie garb into high fashion with her book Native Funk & Flash. Now 73, Hart first learned to sew by taking apart her aunts hand-me-downs to make them fit right; once she realized she didn’t have to stick to the patterns she was taught, there was no turning back. An exhibit of her work, as well as a celebration of the re-release of Native Funk & Flash, takes place Friday, June 7, at the Occidental Center for the Arts. 3850 Doris Murphy Court, Occidental. 6pm. Free. 707.874.9392.

Beyond Kabul

Americans hear about Afghanistan with steady regularity as the never-ending war on “terror” drags on, but it’s rare that we’re able to put a human face on day-to-day life there.

Perhaps that’s why so many readers gravitated toward Khaled Hosseini’s first novel, The Kite Runner, which took place in Afghanistan over a 30-year span, and which spent over a hundred weeks on the New York Times bestseller list while millions of copies worldwide. Inspired by his work as U.N. envoy, Hosseini established a non-profit, which provides humanitarian aid to the people of Afghanistan. His latest book, And the Mountains Echoed, moves out of his home country (he’s lived in the United States since 1980), following characters from Kabul to Paris to San Francisco to Greece.

Since its May 21 release, the book has received stellar reviews, and promises to be just as captivating as his previous work. Khaled Hosseini reads from And the Mountains Echoed on Friday, June 7, at the Santa Rosa High School auditorium in an event sponsored by Copperfield’s Books. 1235 Mendocino Ave., Santa Rosa. 8pm. Admission runs $35 (includes a book) to $50 (includes two tickets and a book). 707.578.8938.

Letters to the Editor: June 5, 2013

Dirty Water

My husband and I were going to make an offer on a house and move to Dillon Beach, until reading this article today (“Wrung Dry,” May 29). I am horrified by the greed of this company and the way these people are forced to live. I am all for water conservation, but upon exploring CalWater.com, I am surprised to say that usage isn’t the issue. These people are reusing bath water and not cleaning their medical instruments, but the amount of water one uses contributes very little to the actual amount billed. The size of your meter, the service charges, taxes and additional fees are where they are really gouging customers. These residents should be better informed about their bill breakdown. I am not in the area, but I would like to know how to get involved in changing how Cal Water treats these customers and expose the lack of oversight.

Via online

Conserve and Pay

Regarding Rachel Dovey’s article on Cal Water, a recent PUC public hearing in Guerneville considered a 50.9 to 70.2 percent rate increase application from Cal Water.

This district includes Armstrong Woods, Noel Heights, Duncans Mills and Hawkins (Santa Rosa). It is owned by the largest investor-owned water-service company west of the Mississippi and the third largest in the United States. With a significant decrease in water usage, they say “rates then have to be increased to cover fixed costs.” This means a typical monthly bill could increase from $85.72 to $160.86 a month for 50 consumers in Noel Heights—because we are conserving water. There are no infrastructure improvements planned for us.

Are we paying for water service, or lining the pockets of the corporate officers and the stockholders? This is the 46th consecutive year the stockholder dividend has increased. In 2012, the net income increase was 29.5 percent. The PUC mandates a corporate profit and guaranteed fixed minimum stockholder income of approximately 8 percent providing “steady, predictable returns.”

It is difficult to have any empathy for the county water agency and Santa Rosa consumers. A reported 1 to 5 percent increase seems so minuscule.

Guerneville

Strike Struggle

As front-line workers, RNs are the experts on what we need in our workplace conditions; administrators are not. The hospital makes a huge profit, and it is our business how the surplus is spent.

It should matter to nurses at Memorial Hospital that the hospital chooses to invest in “consumer-friendly” new construction while cutting ancillary staff. To the patient who is lying in a soiled bed for half an hour because there are no more nurse’s aides, and his nurse is maintaining pressure on a femoral artery down the hall, that new diagnostic imaging center will be of little comfort. When RNs spend more time doing non-nursing tasks (entering orders, chasing down linens, emptying trash), we are pulled from the bedside. Patients receive less direct nursing care, and poorer outcomes result. Likewise when we are denied breaks. There are ample evidence-based studies linking nurse fatigue to bad outcomes. Demanding that the system step up staffing is not “whining.”

We strike not to assert our value (which is self-evident in our work), but to assert our power and solidarity. Our union has defended RNs who crossed our picket line and who never dreamed they would need union help. Your union is an incarnation of the thousands of women and men who fought and died for working conditions that are safe, compensation that is fair and terms that protect RNs from the whims and vagaries of administrative “efficiency.” We owe it to those workers, to new nurses, to our patients and to ourselves to maintain a strong union.

Staff nurse, Sutter Hospital

Big Money

The Big Money that is supporting the Lunny’s oyster farm in Drakes Bay want to set a precedent that allows commercial activity in our National Parks, Wilderness areas in particular (“Salty Situation,” May 29). The other issues—environmental impact, small family farming, local, sustainable—while important, are just smoke screens in this fight for our wilderness areas nationwide. If the effort in Drakes Bay fails, what is next? Mining for minerals in Yellowstone National Park?

Petaluma

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‘I Don’t Want to Eat Octopus’

The moment when this child becomes a vegetarian is beautiful.

BIEBS… IN…. SPAAAAAAACE

Justin Bieber is headed to space. One can only hope he stays. Reports say the Canadian pop star and notorious annoying teenager is booked on one of Virgin's forthcoming rocket-powered space flights. He will reportedly be flying with Sir Richard Branson, king of the cool rich people. We can only hope he fulfills his duty to the world and...

Media Moguls’ Money Machine

As a full-time reporter for most publications in the North Bay, with the possible exception of the Press Democrat whose reporters are union, you make between $28,000 and $35,000 a year.

Spends Quality and J. Kendall Album Release Party

Sonic Bloom members, lyricist Spends Quality (nee Spencer Williams) and saxophonist-turned-vocalist J. Kendall dropped new three albums on Williams' independent label CFO Recordings in April, and they are hosting an official SoCo album release party at Hopmonk Sebastopol this Friday night. You can read about it this week's Bohemian. There are three more music videos in the works, but check...

June 12: Cheap Trick at the Uptown Theatre

No one wants to think about mom and dad rolling around on the couch with their makeout records playing in the background—unless the record is “Surrender” by Cheap Trick. (The twisted yet catchy lyrics can get stuck in your head for hours.) Then there’s “I Want You to Want Me,” the perfect song to have on repeat when crushing...

June 9: Pixar in Concert at the Marin Center

Disney characters are a part of nearly everyone’s childhood, and they come with no age limit—hello, adults at Disneyland! But if someone suggested that Disney-Pixar characters could come to life for a concert, they might have been sent off for “help”—until now. The Marin Symphony has put together ‘Pixar in Concert,’ a program from classic and recent films—Brave, Up,...

June 8: Aqus Foundry Festival in Petaluma

It’s not officially summer until the outdoor music festivals start. And though the Aqus Foundry Festival is no Coachella, the daylong music fest gives the North Bay a small fix of music and sun while raising money for homeless services. The lineup includes the Rowan Brothers, pop-folksinger Lauren O’Connell, the sassy women of Foxes in the Hen House, the...

June 7: Alexandra Jacopetti Hart exhibit at Occidental Center for the Arts

Alexandra Jacopetti Hart is credited for the rise of “funk and flash”—not the Sebastopol clothing store, but the art of turning hippie garb into high fashion with her book Native Funk & Flash. Now 73, Hart first learned to sew by taking apart her aunts hand-me-downs to make them fit right; once she realized she didn’t have to stick...

Beyond Kabul

Khaled Hosseini appears at Santa Rosa High School

Letters to the Editor: June 5, 2013

Letters to the Editor: June 5, 2013
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