Writers Picks: Health & Wellness

Best Holistic Care for Those Who Really Need It

Healthcare, you might have heard, has a lot of people feeling quite nervous, especially now that the Republicans have moved ahead with a plan that the Congressional Budget Office says will leave 24 million people without health insurance. That’s why the Community Holistic Clinic is such a valuable community resource.

Founded by chiropractor Laura Polak, the clinic provides chiropractics, massage therapy, acupuncture and herbal medicine to low-income Sonoma County residents. The clinic is held once a week at Colgan Meadows community center, a Burbank Housing apartment complex in western Santa Rosa. It’s open to residents and the public at large. Holistic medicine is meant to treat the whole patient on a systemic level rather than focusing on individual symptoms.

It’s a worthy goal, but in spite of its efforts of inclusiveness, holistic care often serves a narrow clientele because of its cost. Insurance often doesn’t cover the kind of alternative therapies Polak provides at her Sebastopol clinic, Radiant Health. That’s where the Community Holistic Clinic comes in. communityholistichealth.com.—S.H.

Healthiest
Way to Get High

Coffee is already plenty good for you. Research has found that coffee helps your heart and protects against Type 2 diabetes, Parkinson’s disease and liver cancer. But Alaya Babineau and Sunali Sikand have made a good thing even better withHealthy High, a superfood-infused coffee. The Valley Ford–based company starts with spray-dried coffee and adds an apothecary’s worth of beneficial ingredients, like maca root, mesquite flour, turmeric, reishi mushrooms, ashwagandha powder, cardamom oil and a whole bunch of other goodness. And as an added bonus, it tastes really good too, kinda like dirty chai. A six-ounce can will make about 30 cups of coffee. Available at Community Market in Sebastopol.6762 Sebastopol Ave., Sebastopol. 707.407.4020. healthyhighdrinks.com

.—S.H.

Best Throwback Mystical Swim

Hollywood loves its spas. In Gore Verbinski’s Cure for Wellness, the spa retreat is a mystical, terrifying place where nothing is the way it seems. In
The Road to Wellville, with Jane Fonda and Matthew Broderick, similar aesthetics are paired with absurd comedy. In both cases, the kooky spa scenes are fun to watch. To experience a similar old-timey wellness atmosphere, minus the scares and embarrassments, head to Indian Springs in Calistoga. The historic resort’s pool just underwent a major renovation, but the vibe remains the same: eerie, vintage, enchanted. The mystical effect might be due to mineral-rich, spring feed waters. Or maybe I watch too many movies. On a cloudy day, the steam coming up on the surface of the pool makes for a magical soak, especially if paired with light rain and a minimum of other guests. To complete the experience, a mud bath and post-mud soak in a retro claw-foot tub is a must. The resort, with its striped towels and quiet but attentive staff, makes it easy to travel back in time and get on the road to wellness—or at least relaxation.
1712 Lincoln Ave., Calistoga. 707.942.4913.—F.T.

Best Way to Accept the Fact
That You Can’t Party Like You Used To

Parties are a socially invigorating experience, though they rarely translate to physical health. Any time old friends get together for carousing, they run the risk of reveling in fatty foods, alcohol and other risky behavior. That plays well in college years, where recovery times are quick the next morning. As the decades progress, however, so do the effects of hangovers and exhaustion. There’s got to be a better way!

In Napa, there is. Located in a calm, quiet Victorian house right in the heart of the downtown district, Napa Valley Massage & Wellness Spa is a house of health and relaxation developed by owner April Rose, a registered nurse who opened the spa in 2010. Specializing in traditional treatments like aromatherapy and heat compression, the spa boasts a selection of classic products and packages that ease the mind and heal the body. And, yes, they throw parties. Not the kind one might remember from frat-house days long gone by. This is a spa, after all.

Though the center welcomes groups of up to seven to partake in customizable therapeutic packages ranging from facials and waxing to massages and various “feet treats,” it can also host groups larger than seven, and they’ll help cater and accommodate your party to your needs. The spa party is an especially enticing option for bridal parties, with extra treatments like an herbal pedicure and neck wrap offered to help the bride get ready for the big day.

If winetasting or oyster shucking is a must-do on your party list, then think of Napa Valley Massage & Wellness Spa as a great way to get the party started on a relaxing vibe. Once you’ve enjoyed a few hours of treatment, you can take your serene attitude, effervescent glow and herbal aroma to downtown Napa, only a short walk away. 1227 Coombs St., Napa. 707.363.1641.—C.S.

Best Mind-Body Steam Cleaning

It’s been a tough week. You worked several late nights and ended up skipping a few dinners, subsisting on coffee and a few energy bars, when what you really need is a big salad and a tall glass of water. In your stressed-out state, you snapped at a few people you love. In spite of all your anxious energy, you probably weren’t performing at your best. And given how busy you were, there was no time for the cleansing reset that comes from exercise. Thankfully, the weekend offers redemption. Thrive Yoga‘s weekend morning classes cut through all the physical and psychic crud that’s been clogging your terrestrial body and give you the chance to connect with something infinitely larger. And you’ll sweat. Oh, will you sweat. The tiny studio is heated to a drippy 90 degrees or so, but given the small size of the studio space and all those Lululemon-wrapped bodies, the yogis squeezed on to all available floor space would probably raise the temperature that high anyway. With the release of all that sweat and effort comes a sense of renewal and the feeling that everything is going to be OK. Just breathe. 6914 Sebastopol Ave., Sebastopol. 707.303.6980.—S.H.

Best Reason to Send Sen. Mike McGuire a Contribution That Rhymes with…

State Sen. Mike McGuire—he’s on fire! The Healdsburg Hammer recently kicked out a prickly and confrontational press release that read, “Senator McGuire clashes with Pres. Trump over feeding CA’s hungriest kids.” He’s clashing with Trump! Not directly, though that would be cool. Trump recently offered an “America First” budget that cuts everything from the National Endowment for the Arts, to senior Meals on Wheels programs, to free-lunch programs for kids—and that last one really got McGuire’s goat, especially after Trump’s budget director, Mick Mulvaney, made the ridiculous claim that there’s no connection between well-nourished students and their academic performance. Classic. You try and find the square root of 47 on an empty stomach. McGuire heralded in his missive the recent Senate Education Committee passage of SB 138, which moves to expand, by some 500,000 students, California’s commitment to school nutrition programs. If the bill passes, 13 schools in Sonoma County (among others in the North Bay) would qualify for 100 percent federal reimbursement for free-lunch programs—if only the alternative-fact administration would reject the mularkey from Mulvaney. —T.G.

Letters to the Editor: March 22, 2016

Border Crossings

Tom Gogola’s latest piece, “Everything but the Anarchists” (March 15), deserves special mention for its balance, bravery and boldness. It reminded me of a long-ago, romantic era when wartime foreign correspondents were dropped behind enemy lines to report on fascist regimes in order to inform and enlighten the free world. In this case, a light was shone on the Oath Keepers, a bizarre clique of SS-like denizens in Dublin that has emerged from the “Dark Side” of President Darth Trump’s shadow.

I found this passage to be a nail-biter of Hitchcockian proportions: “One of the organizers rushed to the back of the room and started grabbing at my papers, grabbing at the [tape recorder] and telling me that it was a private meeting and I had no right to record anything.” I envisioned Dublin’s brown-shirted mayor David Haubert and a roomful of his Neanderthals bearing down on the writer as the Deliverance theme rang in his ears.

I’m glad Mr. Gogola made it out in one piece from behind “enemy lines” to share his findings with the rest of us. The SS was—and still is—scary shit. You’ve done a great job, and the Bohemian is to be congratulated. Again.

Petaluma

It’s regrettable your experience was negative. I suspect the source of difficulty had more to do with the participants’ concerns over having their comments used to vilify the group as part of some propaganda campaign. They tend to be naive on how to effectively communicate their concerns. The Oath Keepers have been regularly attacked by the mainstream media since their beginning, and it’s made a lot of them jumpy. An oversimplification, these folks are used to working with their hands more than their minds. What they lack in sophistication, they make up for with intentions and idealistic interpretation of the Constitution.

Far from fascists, Oath Keepers want folks to hold themselves to a personal standard, rather than have the government tell them what they can and cannot do. They would rather come to these conclusions themselves, as they typically do on a daily basis in their work. What they don’t appreciate isn’t much different than what they did to you: coming up and asking you to stop doing your job.That’s what makes their situation so difficult. They’ve been attacked in the press to the point they have grown defensive, and this has them going against what they stand for.

That said, when things get difficult (Ferguson), they drop the defensiveness and go to work, risking their lives to stand between the “bad guys” and the innocent.

Thank you for trying to reach out and understand the Oath Keepers. Please know they are not racist, sexist or authoritarian, but rather concerned, frustrated and a bit fed-up with being held to a standard that elected members of the federal government seem to have a difficult time meeting.

Via Bohemian.com

Dept. of Corrections

The March 8 story “Cops and Dollars” misstated part of a report in the Press Democrat regarding former Sonoma County Sheriff Office deputy Scott Thorne’s history on the Richmond police force. Thorne was the subject of two excessive force complaints; a third complaint could not be verified as an excessive force complaint.

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Readers Picks: Everyday

Best

Antique Shop

Napa

Antiques on Second

1370 Second St., Napa. 707.252.6353.

Sonoma

Whistlestop Antiques

130 Fourth St., Santa Rosa. 707.361.4824.

Best

Resale Store

Napa

Lolo’s Consignment

1120 Main St., St. Helena. 707.963.7972.

Sonoma

Restyle Marketplace

1001 W. College Ave., Santa Rosa. 707.284.1700.

Best

Art
Supply Store

Napa

Napa Valley Art Supplies

3250 California Blvd., Napa. 707.224.2775.

Sonoma

Rileystreet Art Supply

103 Maxwell Court, Santa Rosa. 707.526.2416.

Best

Framing Shop

Napa

Ferrini Custom Framing Design & Unique Finds

2007 Main St., Napa. 707.255.7511.

Sonoma

My Daughter the Framer in Corrick’s

637 Fourth St., Santa Rosa. 707.542.3599.

Best

Locally Made Retail Product

Napa

Ca’ Momi Spicy Olive Oil

1141 First St., Napa. 707.224.6664.

Sonoma

Amy’s Kitchen

amys.com

Best

New Retail Business

Napa

Lincoln Street Market

1117-B Lincoln Ave., Calistoga. 707.346.0913.

Sonoma

California Sister
Floral Design & Supply

6790 McKinley St. #190, Sebastopol. 707.827.8090.

Best

Bookstore—New

Napa

Copperfield’s Books

copperfieldsbooks.com

Sonoma

Copperfield’s Books

copperfieldsbooks.com

Best

Bookstore—Used

Napa

Napa Bookmine

964 Pearl St., Napa. 707.733.3199.

610 First St., Napa. 707.726.6575.

Sonoma

Copperfield’s Books

copperfieldsbooks.com

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Record/CD Store

Sonoma

Last Record Store

1899-A Mendocino Ave., Santa Rosa. 707.525.1963.

Best

Musical Instruments Store

Sonoma

Stanroy Music

850 Fourth St., Santa Rosa. 707.545.4827.

Best

Fashion
Jewelry Store

Napa

Miyamo

1128 First St., Napa. 707.251.9058.

Sonoma

Artisana

146 N. Main St., Sebastopol.
707.829.3036.

Best

Fine
Jewelry Store

Napa

Creations Fine Jewelers

3341 Solano Ave., Napa. 707.252.8131.

Sonoma

E.R. Sawyer Jewelers

638 Fourth St., Santa Rosa. 707.546.0372.

Best

Clothing Store—Men’s

Napa

A Man’s Store

1343 Lincoln Ave., Calistoga.
707.942.2280.

Sonoma

Kaliber

315 D St., Santa Rosa. 707.528.0182.

Best

Clothing
Store—Women’s

Napa

Boho Lifestyle

1012 First St., Napa. 707.337.5870.

Sonoma

Silk Moon

195 N. Main St., Sebastopol.
707.824.4300.

Best

Vintage Clothing Store

Napa

Wildcat
Vintage Clothing

810 Randolph St., Napa. 707.224.3162.

Sonoma

Skirt Chaser Vintage

208 Davis St., Santa Rosa. 707.546.4021

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Shoe Store

Napa

Sole Desire

soledesire.com

Sonoma

Sole Desire

soledesire.com

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Costume/
Festive Apparel Shop

Napa

Wildcat
Vintage Clothing

810 Randolph St., Napa. 707.224.3162.

Sonoma

Disguise the Limit

129 Fourth St., Santa Rosa. 707.575.1477.

Best

Furniture

Napa

Vonsaal Design Build

101 S. Coombs St., Napa. 707.257.7733.

Sonoma

Cokas Diko

1125 W. Steel Lane, Santa Rosa.
707.568.4044.

Best

Home Audio

Sonoma

Lavish Hi-Fi

1044 Fourth St., Santa Rosa. 707.595.2020.

Best

Digital
Creative Services

Sonoma

ZDCA Design
& Development

751 Fourth St., Santa Rosa. 800.985.ZDCA.

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Computer Repair

Napa

Calistoga Computer Tech

calistogacomputertech.com

Sonoma

MacAdvantage

1549 Magnolia Ave., Rohnert Park. 707.664.0400.

Best

Phone Repair

Sonoma

Mac Daddy

301 N. Main St., Ste. C, Sebastopol. 707.331.1685.

Best

Auto Dealer

Napa

Napa Ford Lincoln

570 Soscol Ave., Napa. 707.255.2580.

Sonoma

Hansel Auto Group

3075 Corby Ave., Santa Rosa. 707.762.1191.

Best

Motorcycle/Scooter Shop

Napa

Napa Valley Moto

820 Third St., Napa. 707.253.8185.

Sonoma

Revolution Moto

518 College Ave., Santa Rosa. 707.523.2371.

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Auto Detailing

Napa

New Life Auto Salon

684 Lincoln Ave., Napa. 707.254.0223.

Sonoma

Auto Sport Detailing

1945 Cleveland Ave., Santa Rosa. 707.579.3710.

Best

Auto Repair

Napa

Napa Autowerke

1690 Yajome, Napa. 707.255.1922.

Sonoma

Out West Garage

321 Second St., Petaluma. 707.769.0162.

Best

Tire Shop

Napa

B&G Tire

686 Lincoln Ave., Napa. 707.252.0533.

Sonoma

Greg’s Tires

2800 Gravenstein Hwy. S., Sebastopol. 707.829.8408.

Best

Car Audio

Napa

Audio House

645 Soscol Ave., Napa. 707.252.1141.

Sonoma

Kustom Kar Audio

1390 Santa Rosa Ave., Santa Rosa.
707.527.5000.

Best

Limo/Taxi Transportation

Sonoma

Pure Luxury Transportation

4246 Petaluma Blvd. N., Petaluma.
707.775.2920.

Best

Grocery Store

Napa

Vallergas Market

3385 Solano Ave., Napa. 707.253.2621.

Sonoma

Oliver’s Market

oliversmarket.com

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Natural
Food Store

Napa

Nature Select Foods

1080 Main St., St. Helena. 707.967.8545.

Sonoma

Community Market

1899 Mendocino Ave., Santa Rosa. 707.546.1806.

6762 Sebastopol Ave., Ste 100, Sebastopol. 707.407.4020.

Best

Ethnic Market

Napa

Puerto Vallarta Market

1009 Foothill Blvd., Calistoga. 707.942.8664.

Sonoma

Asia Mart

2481 Guerneville Road, Santa Rosa. 707.542.3513.

Best

Local Food Product

Napa

Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Napa Valley Naturals

napavalleynaturals.com

Sonoma

Kozlowski Farms

kozlowskifarms.com

Best

Culinary Store

Napa

Shackford’s
Kitchen Store

1350 Main St., Napa. 707.226.2132.

Sonoma

Cultivate Home

186 N. Main St., Sebastopol. 707.824.1400.

Best

Vape Shop

Napa

Vape the Grape

3371 Old California Way, Napa. 707.225.7441.

Sonoma

Digital Ciggz

450 College Ave., Santa Rosa. 707.541.6290.

2750 Mendocino Ave., Santa Rosa.
707.843.3047.

Best

Barber

Napa

Chateau Barber Shop

1521 Third St., Napa. 707.255.7662.

Sonoma

Chris Lands,
Daredevils & Queens

122 Fourth St., Santa Rosa. 707.575.5123.

Best

Hair Salon

Napa

Bloom

1146 Main St., Napa. 707.251.8468.

Sonoma

Brush Salon

322 Healdsburg Ave., Healdsburg. 707.433.1400.

Best

Full-Service Beauty Salon

Napa

Salon Eleven

700 Central Ave., Ste. B, Napa. 707.258.1901.

Sonoma

Leading Edge Salon

1235 N. Dutton Ave., Ste. B, Santa Rosa. 707.575.5551.

Best

Optical Store

Napa

The Eye Works Optometry

1328 Pearl St., Napa. 707.254.2020.

Sonoma

Sonoma Eyeworks

534 Larkfield Shopping Center,
Santa Rosa. 707.578.2020.

Best

Skin Care Spa

Napa

Greenhaus Day Spa

1300 Pearl St., Napa. 707.257.8837

Sonoma

Bliss Organic Day Spa

186 N. Main St. #230, Sebastopol. 707.861.3434.

Best

EyeLash Extensions/
Brow Enhancements

Napa

Skin by Tiffany Kaiser

594 Lincoln Ave., Napa. 707.287.3023.

Sonoma

LasheyLady Studio

645 S. Main St., Sebastopol. 707.827.3720.

Best

Nail Services

Napa

Bella Nails Spa

2032 Redwood Road, Napa. 707.255.1175.

Sonoma

Zen Nails & Day Spa

760 Village Court, Santa Rosa. 707.545.5341.

Best

Body-Art Place

Napa

Golden Owl
Tattoo & Gallery

3369 Old California Way, Napa. 707.266.2454.

Sonoma

Buddha’s Palm
Tattoo Gallery

313 N. Main St., Sebastopol. 707.829.7256

Best

Piercing Specialist

Sonoma

Loops and Pierces

530 McConnell Ave., Santa Rosa. 707.546.6559.

Best

Day Spa

Napa

Mount View Hotel & Spa

1457 Lincoln Ave., Calistoga. 707.942.6877.

Sonoma

Osmosis Day Spa

209 Bohemian Hwy., Freestone.
707.823.8231.

Best

Spray Tan

Napa

Club Tan

575 Lincoln Ave., Ste. 100, Napa. 707.226.2200.

Sonoma

sunkissed by Sunsations

1620 Mendocino Ave., Santa Rosa. 707.545.6786.

205 Fifth St., Ste. E, Santa Rosa. 707.595.1458.

Best

Waxing Studio

Napa

Pure Skin Spa

1401 Lincoln Ave., Napa. 707.738.9511.

Sonoma

Lotus Beauty Bar

307 D St., Santa Rosa. 707.575.7940.

Best

Massage Services

Napa

Greenhaus Day Spa

1300 Pearl St., Napa. 707.257.8837.

Sonoma

Osmosis Day Spa

209 Bohemian Hwy., Freestone. 707.823.8231.

Best

Resort & Spa

Napa

Auberge du Soleil

180 Rutherford Hill Road, Rutherford. 707.963.1211.

Sonoma

Flamingo Conference Resort and Spa

2777 Fourth St., Santa Rosa. 707.545.8530.

Best

Travel Agency

Sonoma

Global Vision Travel

6761 Sebastopol Ave., Ste. 200, Sebastopol. 707.823.1080.

Best

Senior
Living Facility

Sonoma

Fountaingrove Lodge

4210 Thomas Lake Harris Drive, Santa Rosa. 707.282.5023.

Best

Casino

Napa

Napa Valley Casino

3466 Broadway St., American Canyon. 707.644.8851

Sonoma

Graton Resort & Casino

288 Golf Course Drive W., Rohnert Park. 707.588.7100.

Best

Business Bank

Napa

Bank of Napa

thebankofnapa.com

Sonoma

Exchange Bank

exchangebank.com

Best

Consumer Bank

Napa

Mechanics Bank

1343 Lincoln Ave., Calistoga. 707.942.2280.

Sonoma

Exchange Bank

exchangebank.com

Best

Credit Union

Napa

Redwood Credit Union

redwoodcu.org

Sonoma

Redwood Credit Union

redwoodcu.org

Best

Chamber
of Commerce

Napa

Calistoga Chamber
of Commerce

1133 Lincoln Ave., Calistoga. 707.942.6333.

Sonoma

Santa Rosa Metro Chamber of Commerce

50 Old Courthouse Square, Santa Rosa. 707.545.1414.

Best

Recycling Center

Sonoma

Industrial Carting

3911 Santa Rosa Ave., Santa Rosa. 707.585.0511.

Best

Judge

Sonoma

Judge Gary Nadler

600 Administration Drive #209, Santa Rosa. 707.521.6563.

Best

Law Firm

Napa

Hudson & Luros

952 School St., Napa. 707.418.5118.

Sonoma

Perry, Johnson, Anderson, Miller & Moskowitz

438 First St., Santa Rosa. 707.525.8800.

Best

Civil Lawyer

Napa

Hudson & Luros

952 School St., Ste. 280, Napa. 707.418.5118.

Sonoma

Jarin Beck, Beck Law

2681 Cleveland Ave., Santa Rosa. 707.576.7175.

Best

Divorce Lawyer

Sonoma

Perry, Johnson, Anderson, Miller & Moskowitz

438 First St., Santa Rosa. 707.525.8800.

Best

Criminal Lawyer

Napa

Law Offices
of Matthew C. Bishop

1810 Jefferson St., Napa. 707.266.6952.

Sonoma

Adams Fietz

1510 Fourth St., Santa Rosa. 707.999.9999.

Best

Real
Estate Lawyer

Napa

Matt Eisenberg,
Attorney at Law

429 Montecito Blvd., Napa. 707.224.1074.

Sonoma

Kevin J. McCullough, Spaulding, McCullough
& Tansil

90 South E St., Ste. 200, Santa Rosa. 707.524.1900.

Best

Bankruptcy Lawyer

Sonoma

Law Offices of Brian Barta

131 Stony Circle #500, Santa Rosa. 707.542.2844.

Best

Church

Napa

First Presbyterian Church

1333 Third St., Napa. 707.224.8693.

Sonoma

Center for Spiritual Living

2075 Occidental Road, Santa Rosa.
707.546.4543.

Best

Minister

Napa

Allen Gallaway, First Christian Church of Napa

2659 First St., Napa. 707.259.7222.

Sonoma

Andy VomSteeg,
New Vintage Church

3300 Sonoma Ave., Santa Rosa.
707.545.7344.

Best

Psychic

Sonoma

Phoenix, Milk & Honey

123 N. Main St., Sebastopol. 707.824.1155.

Best

Nonprofit

NAPA

wine country
animal lovers

winecountryanimallovers.org

Sonoma

Sonoma Humane Society

5345 Hwy. 12 W., Santa Rosa.
707.542.0882.

Writers Picks: Romance

Best Tastefully Raunchy Married Couple

It began over nine years ago during the 2008 presidential campaign. Petaluma musicians Sandy and Richard Riccardi, inspired by their candidate, tossed off a little ditty called “Soccer Mama for Obama,” videotaped Sandy singing it as Richard accompanied on piano, and uploaded it to YouTube. It was an instant hit.

Since then, the married couple have written and recorded dozens of humorous songs, following the same trajectory as “Soccer Mama,” using the inter-webs to spread their voices, their wicked sense of humor and their gleefully progressive values. To date, “Soccer Mama” has received more than a million-and-a-half views. Other hits include “Menopause,” a parody of the song “Meadowlark,” from The Baker’s Wife; “My Stickman Family,” a tribute to the complicated familial structures of modern parenting and twisty ex-spousal arrangements; “Unfriend Me,” a saucy exploration of Facebook relationships; “I Want a Gay Son,” and many more.

Along the way, they’ve developed a popular cabaret act, with a show and accompanying CD titled Tastefully Raunchy. They’ve performed that show from California to New York City, and the CD—crammed with comedic, political and socially lampooning tunes—continues to sell well. The Riccardis recently recorded a new live album, and will be releasing it sometime in the near future. On April 4, they will be performing (along with many others) at Sonoma Portworks in Petaluma, as part of a fundraiser to support redistricting efforts. Called “Standing Against Gerrymandering,” the event will feature an array of local musicians and performers. No doubt, the Riccardis will come up with a song that fits the theme, and is at least a little bit raunchy. Tastefully, of course. partyriccardi.com.—D.T.

Best Way to
Say ‘I Love You’ with Laughter

You’ve seen them in Sonoma, you’ve wowed at their quick wits and hilarious antics, you’ve demanded more, and now you’ve got it. The funny-bone-breaking folks behind the breakout Sonoma Laughfest are spreading their silly, endearing comedy throughout the county with their Sonoma Laughnights series, wrapping this weekend in Guerneville and Petaluma. Date night has never been so sidesplitting, as Sonoma Laughnights brings together a slew of talented performers for intimate and playfully irreverent shows. Los Angeles comedy band and YouTube sensations Erin & MeLissa will be performing a set of never-before-seen-in–Sonoma-County songs peppered with a couple of audience favorites. Also performing is Dope Town 3000, another much-beloved Los Angeles comedy rap group, featuring Healdsburg native Zora Bikangaga. Both of these groups were audience favorites at last year’s Sonoma Laughfest, and they’re back to keep the good times rolling. Looking ahead, Sonoma Laughfest is set to wildly expand its offerings this fall when the festival returns for a third year in October. Meanwhile, Sonoma Laughfest is taking the show on the road. Look for it on Saturday, March 25, at Pat’s Bar in Guerneville and again on Sunday, March 26, at the Big Easy in Petaluma. sonomalaughfest.com.—C.S.

Best Place to Fall in Love
with a Denizen of the Deep

Champagne and oysters may seem like a cliché, but at the year-old Shuckery, the combo feels sexy and new. The seafood-centric restaurant, opened by the excellent Oysters Girls catering company, is situated in Hotel Petaluma, a sexy place in its own right. The atmosphere is intimate but welcoming. The drinks menu offers a rotating list of craft brews on tap and half a dozen sparkling wines. But it’s the seafood that shines brightest. From the freshly shucked miyagi oysters to the buttery mussels with grilled baguette, everything is shareable and almost impossible to finish on your own. Come here for a special night out or for a casual evening, and walk out significantly in love—with your partner or the stuffed squid. 100 Washington St., Petaluma. 707.981.7891.—F.T.

Best Place to Hide Your Love Away

Hey! You don’t have to hide your love away in the North Bay, but if you’re looking for a more secluded spot to show your feeling for your significant other, there are few better local getaways than Hideaway Cottages in Calistoga. Set among shady trees and surrounded by two acres of lush gardens, the collection of cozy cottages feels a world away from the hustle of the Bay Area, yet it’s minutes away from the best shops and restaurants in the northern Napa Valley. Built between the 1920s and ’40s, the bungalows scattered throughout the property are each uniquely designed to fit your style. Some cottages have a full living room and kitchen for those looking to make a stay of it. Some offer attached decks with mountain views for those who enjoy a nice sunset or sunrise with their romantic getaway. All the rooms come with access to the mineral water pool and hot tub, where you can rejuvenate in Calistoga’s famed geothermal waters. The ambiance at Hideaway is one of complete serenity; they don’t even have telephones in the rooms. The quiet and private environment lets couples young and old kindle or rekindle their romance at their own pace. In addition to Hideway’s charm, the sister property is home to Dr. Wilkinson’s Hot Springs Resort, an institution in Calistoga since it was founded in 1952 by San Francisco chiropractor and health enthusiast Dr. John Wilkinson. A man obsessed with Calistoga’s abundance of natural minerals, Wilkinson developed a secret-recipe mud bath made of volcanic ash from Mount St. Helens and the mineral water from local geysers that’s still a closely guarded secret. Once you’ve sat in mud and fallen in love, Calistoga’s historic main street is a mere two blocks from Hideaway Cottages, where shopping and restaurants await to further indulge you. 1412 Fair Way, Calistoga. 707.942.4108.—C.S.

Readers Picks: Recreation

Best

Bike Shop

Napa

The Hub

2500 Jefferson St., Napa. 707.253.2453.

Sonoma

The Bike Peddler

605 College Ave., Santa Rosa.
707.571.2428.

Best

Cycling Event

Napa

Cycle for Sight

cycle4sight.com

Sonoma

Levi’s GranFondo

levisgranfondo.com

Best

Gym

Napa

Synergy Medical
Fitness Center

3421 Villa Lane, Napa. 707.251.1395.

Sonoma

Parkpoint Health Club

1200 N. Dutton Ave., Santa Rosa.
707.578.1640.

Best

Health Club

Napa

Synergy Medical
Fitness Center

3421 Villa Lane, Napa. 707.251.1395.

Sonoma

Airport Health Club

432 Aviation Blvd., Santa Rosa. 707.528.2582.

Best

Personal Trainer

Napa

Leah Heil,
Health Spa Napa Valley

1030 Main St., St. Helena. 707.967.8800.

Sonoma

Amber Keneally,
Vertex Climbing Center

3358-a Coffey Lane, Santa Rosa.
707.573.1608.

Best

Pilates Studio

Napa

Downtown Pilates

1338 Pearl St., Napa. 707.257.7382.

Sonoma

Tone

545 Ross St., Santa Rosa. 707.526.3100.

Best

Yoga Studio

Napa

Ekam Yoga and Wellness

1115 Jordan Lane, Napa. 707.836.3526.

Sonoma

Bikram Yoga of Santa Rosa

522 Wilson St., Santa Rosa. 707.545.9642.

Best

Martial
Arts School

Napa

Red Dragon Martial Arts

2000 W. Pueblo Ave., Napa. 707.255.5470.

Sonoma

Petaluma Academy Martial Arts

620 Petaluma Blvd. N., Petaluma. 707.778.1069.

Best

Park

Napa

Skyline Wilderness Park

2201 Imola Ave., Napa. 707.252.0481.

Sonoma

Howarth Park

630 Summerfield Road, Santa Rosa. 707.543.3425.

Best

Outdoor Adventure Tour

Napa

Getaway Adventures, Calistoga Sip ‘N’ Cycle

getawayadventures.com

Sonoma

Sonoma Canopy Tours

6250 Bohemian Hwy., Occidental. 888.494.7868.

Best

Surf Shop

Napa

Boardgarden

2740 Jefferson St., Napa. 707.253.7949.

Sonoma

Northern Light Surf Shop

17191 Bodega Hwy., Bodega.
707.876.3032.

Best

Skate Shop

Napa

Boardgarden

2740 Jefferson St., Napa. 707.253.7949.

Sonoma

Brotherhood

1422 Mendocino Ave., Santa Rosa.
707.546.0660.

Best

Snow
Sports Shop

Napa

Boardgarden

2740 Jefferson St., Napa. 707.253.7949.

Sonoma

Santa Rosa Ski & Sports

2875 Santa Rosa Ave. B2, Santa Rosa. 707.578.4754.

Readers Picks: Food & Drink

Best

Farmers Market

Napa

Calistoga Farmers Market

calistogafarmersmarket.org

Sonoma

Santa Rosa Original Certified Farmers Market

thesantarosafarmersmarket.com

Best

Community Supported Agriculture

Sonoma

Laguna Farm

1720 Cooper Road, Sebastopol. 707.823.0823

Best

Food Producer

Napa

Ca’ Momi Osteria

1141 First St., Napa. 707.224.6664.

Sonoma

Amy’s Kitchen

1650 Corporate Circle, Petaluma. 707.568.4500.

Best

Cheese Shop

Napa

Atelier Fine Foods by JCB

6505 Washington St., Yountville. 707.934.8237.

Sonoma

Freestone Artisan Cheese

380 Bohemian Hwy., Freestone. 707.874.1030.

Best

Butcher Shop

Napa

Browns Valley Meat

3263 Browns Valley Road, Napa. 707.253.2480.

Sonoma

Sonoma County
Meat Company

35 Sebastopol Ave., Santa Rosa. 707.521.0121.

Best

Bakery

Napa

Model Bakery

644 First St., Bldg. B, Oxbow Market,
Napa. 707.259.1128.

1357 Main St., St. Helena. 707.963.8192.

Sonoma

Village Bakery

6760 McKinley St., Ste. 150, Sebastopol. 707.829.8101.

Best

Barbecue

Napa

Buster’s Southern BBQ

1207 Foothill Blvd., Calistoga. 707.942.5605.

Sonoma

Sweet T’s

2097 Stagecoach Road, Ste. 100,
Santa Rosa. 707.595.3935.

Best

Burger

Napa

Norman Rose Tavern

1401 First St., Napa. 707.258.1516.

Sonoma

SuperBurger

1501 Fourth St., Santa Rosa. 707.546.4016.

Best

Pizza

Napa

Ciccio

6770 Washington St., Yountville. 707.945.1000.

Sonoma

Mombo’s Pizza

1800 Mendocino Ave., Santa Rosa. 707.528.3278.

560 Hwy. 116 N., Sebastopol. 707.823.7492.

Best

Chocolatier

Napa

Anette’s Chocolates

1321 First St., Napa. 707. 252.4228.

Sonoma

Sonoma Chocolatiers

6988 McKinley St., Sebastopol. 707.829.1181.

Best

Cafe/Coffeehouse

Napa

Molinari Caffe

828 Brown St., Napa. 707.927.3623.

Sonoma

Acre Coffee

21 Fourth St., Petaluma. 707.772.5117.

2365 Montgomery Drive, Santa Rosa. 707.595.5984.

Best

Breakfast

Napa

Boon Fly Cafe

4080 Sonoma Hwy., Napa. 707.299.4870.

Sonoma

Dierk’s Parkside Cafe

404 Santa Rosa Ave., Santa Rosa.
707.573.5955.

Best

Brunch

Napa

Boon Fly Cafe

4080 Sonoma Hwy., Napa. 707.299.4870.

Sonoma

The Terrace Grill Restaurant and Bar, Flamingo Conference Resort and Spa

2777 Fourth St., Santa Rosa. 707.545.8530.

Best

Business Lunch

Napa

Norman Rose Tavern

1401 First St., Napa. 707.258.1516.

Sonoma

Stark’s Steakhouse

521 Adams St., Santa Rosa. 707.546.5100.

Best

Diner

Napa

JAX White Mule Diner

1122 First St., Napa. 707.812.6853.

Sonoma

The Fremont Diner

2698 Fremont Drive, Sonoma. 707.938.7370.

Best

Sandwich Shop

Napa

Genova Delicatessen

1550 Trancas St., Napa. 707.253.8686.

Sonoma

Ike’s Place

1780 Mendocino Ave., Santa Rosa. 707.293.9814.

Best

Outdoor Dining

Napa

Brix

7377 St. Helena Hwy., Napa. 707.944.2749.

Sonoma

Handline

935 Gravenstein Hwy. S., Sebastopol. 707.827.3744.

Best

Dining
After 10pm

Napa

Downtown Joe’s
Brewery & Restaurant

902 Main St., Napa. 707.258.2337.

Sonoma

NY Pie

65 Brookwood Ave., Ste. 1–2, Santa Rosa. 707.526.9743.

Best

Spot
to Dine Solo

Napa

Protéa Restaurant

6488 Washington St., Yountville. 707.415.5035.

Sonoma

Ramen Gaijin

6948 Sebastopol Ave., Sebastopol. 707.827.3609.

Best

Caterer

Napa

Sorensen Catering

677 St. Helena Hwy., St. Helena. 707.967.9022.

Sonoma

Preferred
Sonoma Catering

416 East D St., Petaluma. 707.769.7208.

Best

Chef

Napa

Curtis Di Fede, Miminashi

821 Coombs St., Napa. 707.254.9464.

Sonoma

Mark Stark,
Stark Reality Restaurants

starkrestaurants.com

Best

Server

Napa

India Robinson, Downtown Joe’s
Brewery & Restaurant

902 Main St., Napa. 707.258.2337.

Sonoma

Chris Weller,
Peter Lowell’s

7385 Healdsburg Ave., Sebastopol. 707.829.1077.

Best

Restaurant

Napa

Sam’s Social Club

1712 Lincoln Ave., Napa. 707.942.4913.

Sonoma

The Spinster Sisters

401 South A St., Santa Rosa. 707.528.7100.

Best

Restaurant With a View

Napa

Auberge du Soleil

180 Rutherford Hill Road, Rutherford. 707.963.1211.

Sonoma

River’s End

11048 Hwy. 1, Jenner. 707.865.2484.

Best

New Restaurant

Napa

Miminashi

821 Coombs St., Napa. 707.254.9464.

Sonoma

The County Bench

535 Fourth St., Santa Rosa. 707.535.0700.

Best

Wine List

Napa

Press Restaurant

587 St. Helena Hwy., St. Helena. 707.967.0550.

Sonoma

Willi’s Wine Bar

4404 Old Redwood Hwy., Santa Rosa. 707.526.3096.

Best

Sommelier

Napa

Chris Sawyer

sawyersomm.com

Sonoma

Chris Sawyer

sawyersomm.com

Best

Chinese

Napa

Soo Yuan Restaurant

1354 Lincoln Ave., Calistoga. 707.942.9404.

Sonoma

Goji Kitchen

1965 Mendocino Ave., Santa Rosa. 707.523.3888.

Best

French

Napa

AngÈle Restaurant & Bar

540 Main St., Napa. 707.252.8115.

Sonoma

Bistro 29

620 Fifth St., Santa Rosa. 707.546.2929.

Best

Japanese/Sushi

Napa

Morimoto

610 Main St., Napa. 707.252.1600.

Sonoma

Hana

101 Golf Course Drive, Rohnert Park. 707.586.0270.

Best

Indian

Napa

Aroma Indian Cuisine

3012 Jefferson St., Napa. 707.927.3347.

Sonoma

Yeti Indian Restaurant

190 Farmers Lane, Santa Rosa. 707.521.9608.

Best

Italian

Napa

Ca’ Momi Osteria

1141 First St., Napa. 707.224.6664.

Sonoma

LoCoco’s Cucina Rustica

117 Fourth St., Santa Rosa. 707.523.2227.

Best

Latin American

Napa

La Taberna Napa

815 Main St., Napa. 707.224.5551.

Sonoma

El Coqui

400 Mendocino Ave., Santa Rosa. 707.542.8868.

Best

Mediterranean

Napa

Tarla Mediterranean
Bar & Grill

1480 First St., Napa. 707.255.5599

Sonoma

East West Cafe

128 N. Main St, Sebastopol. 707.829.2822.

Best

Mexican

Napa

Pacifico Restaurante Mexicano

1237 Lincoln Ave., Calistoga. 707.942.4400.

Sonoma

El Molino Central

11 Central Ave., Boyes Hot Springs. 707.939.1010.

Best

Seafood

Napa

Bouchon

6540 Washington St., Yountville. 707.944.8037.

Sonoma

Willi’s Seafood & Raw Bar

403 Healdsburg Ave., Healdsburg. 707.433.9191.

Best

Thai

Napa

Mini Mango Thai Bistro

1142 Main St., Napa. 707.253.8880.

Sonoma

SEA Thai Bistro

2350 Midway Drive, Santa Rosa.
707.528.3293.

Best

Vietnamese

Napa

Bui Bistro

976 Pearl St., Napa. 707.225.5417.

Sonoma

Simply Vietnam

966 N. Dutton Ave., Santa Rosa. 707.566.8910.

Best

Vegetarian

Napa

Aroma Indian Cuisine

3012 Jefferson St., Napa. 707.927.3347.

Sonoma

Amy’s Drive-Thru

58 Golf Course Drive W., Rohnert Park. 707.755.3629.

Best

Bar

Napa

Downtown Joe’s
Brewery & Restaurant

902 Main St., Napa. 707.258.2337.

Sonoma

Underwood Bar & Bistro

9113 Graton Road, Graton. 707.823.7023.

Best

Bartender

Napa

Big John, Downtown Joe’s Brewery & Restaurant

902 Main St., Napa. 707.258.2337.

Sonoma

Frank Dice,
Underwood Bar & Bistro

9113 Graton Road, Graton. 707.823.7023.

Best

Happy Hour

Napa

Napkins Bar & Grill

1001 Second St., Napa. 707.927.5333.

Sonoma

Stark’s Steakhouse

521 Adams St., Santa Rosa. 707.546.5100.

Best

Dive Bar

Napa

Susie’s

1365 Lincoln St., Calistoga. 707.942.6710.

Sonoma

440 Club

434 College Ave., Santa Rosa. 707.542.2550.

Best

Cocktails

Napa

Goose & Gander

1245 Spring St., St. Helena. 707.967.8779.

Sonoma

Duke’s Spirited Cocktails

111 Plaza St., Healdsburg. 707.431.1105.

Best

Microdistillery

Napa

Napa Valley Distillery

610 First St., Ste. 8, Napa. 707.226.9269.

Sonoma

Spirit Works Distillery

6790 McKinley St. #100, Sebastopol. 707.634.4793.

Best

Brewpub

Napa

Napa Palisades Saloon

1000 Main St., Ste.100, Napa. 707.296.1552.

Sonoma

Russian River Brewing Co.

725 Fourth St., Santa Rosa. 707.545.2337.

Best

Microbrew

Napa

Mad Fritz

393 La Fata, St. Helena. 707.968.5058.

Sonoma

Pliny the Elder, Russian River Brewing Co.

725 Fourth St., Santa Rosa. 707.545.2337.

Best

Craft
Brew Event

Napa

Blues, Brews & BBQ

800.801.3378.

Sonoma

Lagunitas Beer Circus

lagunitas.com/beercircus

Best

Cider

Sonoma

Sonoma Cider

44-F Mill St., Healdsburg. 707.723.7018.

Best

Emerging Winery

Napa

Brasswood Estate

3111 St. Helena Hwy. N., St. Helena. 707.968.5434.

Sonoma

Reeve Wines

4551 Dry Creek Road, Healdsburg. 707.235.6345.

Best

Winetasting Room

Napa

Raymond Vineyards

849 Zinfandel Lane, St. Helena. 707.963.3141.

Sonoma

Kendall-Jackson Wine Estate & Gardens

5007 Fulton Road, Fulton. 866.287.9818.

Best

Winemaker

Napa

Laura Barrett,
Clif Family Winery

709 Main St., St. Helena. 707.968.0625.

Sonoma

Guy Davis, Davis
Family Vineyards

52 Front St., Healdsburg. 866.338.9463.

Best

Winery Event

Napa

Farmstead at Long Meadow Ranch

738 Main St., St Helena. 707.963.4555.

Sonoma

Sonoma Wine
Country Weekend

sonomawinecountryweekend.com

Best

Sauvignon Blanc

Napa

O’Brien Estate

1200 Orchard Ave., Napa. 707.252.8463.

Sonoma

Hanna Winery

9280 Hwy. 128, Healdsburg. 800.854.3987.

Best

Chardonnay

Napa

Rombauer Vineyards

3522 Silverado Trail N., St. Helena. 707.963.5170.

Sonoma

La Crema

235 Healdsburg Ave., Healdsburg.
707.431.9400.

Best

Sparkling Wine

Napa

Schramsberg Vineyards

1400 Schramsberg Road, Calistoga. 707.942.4558.

Sonoma

Iron Horse Vineyards

9786 Ross Station Road, Sebastopol. 707.887.1507.

Best

Rosé Wine

Napa

Romeo Vineyards
& Cellars

1224 Lincoln Ave., Calistoga. 707.942.8238.

Sonoma

Red Car Wine Company

8400 Graton Road, Sebastopol. 707.829.8500.

Best

Cabernet

Napa

Raymond Vineyards

849 Zinfandel Lane, St. Helena. 707. 963.3141.

Sonoma

Jordan Vineyard & Winery

1474 Alexander Valley Road,
Healdsburg. 800.654.1213.

Best

Syrah

Napa

Miner Family Wines

7850 Silverado Trail, Napa. 707.944.9500.

Sonoma

Davis Family Vineyards

52 Front St., Healdsburg. 866.338.9463.

Best

Pinot Noir

Napa

Hess Collection Winery

4411 Redwood Road, Napa. 707.255.1144.

Sonoma

La Crema

235 Healdsburg Ave., Healdsburg. 707.431.9400.

Best

Zinfandel

Napa

Robert Biale Vineyards

4038 Big Ranch Road., Napa. 707.257.7555.

Sonoma

Seghesio Family Vineyards

700 Grove St., Healdsburg. 707.433.3579.

Best

Port

Napa

Prager Winery
& Port Works

1281 Lewelling Lane, St. Helena. 707.963.7678.

Sonoma

Sonoma Portworks

613 Second St., Petaluma. 707.769.5203.

Writers Picks: Home Improvement

Best Solution to Drought Hidden Right Under Your Nose

It’s an idea so revolutionary, and yet so straightforward, that a child could conceive of it. In fact, one did. Well, a teenager anyway. Rohnert Park’s Steven McDowell was only 15 years old when he developed the WaterFence, an ingeniously inconspicuous way to collect roof rainwater runoff that can put thousands of gallons of fresh water at your disposal.

McDowell originally showed his design, a structure one-foot wide and six-feet tall, as a science-fair project, though it wasn’t long before investors came calling. At the time of his invention, California was in a historic drought, and local governments were encouraging people to not water their lawns. McDowell’s fence provided a way for homeowners to store tens of thousands of gallons of rainwater, when the rains sparingly came, to use as lawn irrigation.

Even now that the North Bay has seen reservoirs fill up with a wet and rainy season, the principle stays the same. Public utilities are great for tap water, but the WaterFence is still a handy and stylishly sustainable way to hold on to your hydration for landscaping.

Here’s how it works: Rainwater flowing from the roof is collected in the fence system, made up of interconnecting sections that hold over 200 gallons each. The recycled polyethylene sections are built to withstand natural and seismic elements, and are closed to prevent mold or critters from contaminating the water. On the outside, a customizable wood, brick, bamboo or stone finish completes the disguise. No one will know the difference—except for you, of course. waterfence.com.—C.S.

Best Way to Flip Monsanto the Finger

If your visions of a well-manicured lawn are thwarted by gophers and weeds, it’s temping to reach for the big guns to beat your yard into submission with fertilizers, pesticides and a carpet of sod armored with varmint-proof wire. But gardening and landscaping need not be combat. Permaculture offers a method of landscape and building design that works with natural systems and principles. Go with the flow, man. Sebastopol’s Permaculture Artisans serves as a hub for spreading the word. The site on Gravenstein Highway South offers interpretative gardens open to the public and training programs for new farmers, as well as landscape services for those who want someone else to set it up. 2185 Gravenstein Hwy. S., Sebastopol. 707.824.0836. permacultureartisans.com.—S.H.

Best Way to Add a Room Without Adding a Room

We’re all looking for a little more space. Rising housing costs aren’t going away any time soon, and the expense and time it takes to add a room on to a home is a staggering ordeal. But what if there was a better way, you ask? As stupefying as it is simple, the ingenious Roll in a Room is really on the move. The concept comes in the midst of a housing market that encourages people to live in tiny houses that are little more than mere holding pods on wheels, and where turning a room into a for-rent studio is a necessary step many residential suburbanites take to cover mortgages. Roll in a Room covers both bases. Developed by former Occidental family man Terry King, Roll in a Room is a one-unit wonder that easily fits in a garage and provides kitchen and bathroom facilities all ready to hook up to your existing plumbing and sewer. It can help you convert a garage into a rental studio or simply add another place for your ever-growing family to find relief in the morning. Imagine, no more fighting for the shower and being late to the office, no more kids pounding on the door while you take care of business, no more stacking dishes to the ceiling in your modest kitchenette as you prepare dinner. Made of recycled fiberglass, the room is also a sustainable, and durable, way to add-on to the house. In addition, a stable, movable foundation with leveling feet at the four corners means the unit can be leveled on a sloped floor. It’s amazing what a little extra room can do. rollinaroom.com.—C.S.

Best End-of-the-World
Hardware Store

Attention DIY-ers, survivalists, metal fabricators, sculptors, value shoppers and Mad Max fans. Have we got the place for you. Friedman’s Home Improvement will take care of most of your hardware and building supply needs, but across the street, down Mountain View Avenue, Bataeff Salvage has all the stuff you didn’t think you needed or didn’t know existed—much at end-of-the-world prices. Look over there! It’s a stack of industrial-grade coffee makers. Over there is a row of plastic drums that once held kalamata olives, perfect for your rainwater-catchment project. And here’s a bin loaded with hundreds of belt buckles. And don’t miss the pallet of ammo cans, just the thing for your zombie-apocalypse preparation needs. How about a giant boiler for the backyard? Got a Burning Man project? Start here. Inside the wonky, open-air, barnlike buildings you’ll find Sawzall blades, titanium drill bits and buckets upon buckets of screws and nails. Bataeff also sells perfectly new items like rakes, shovels and gloves, but the fun part of coming here is roaming the yard looking at the rusted odds and ends that wind up here among the skulking cats and scrap-metal scavengers. 244 Mountain View Road, Santa Rosa. 707.584.8401.—S.H.

Best Tree Farm—Simply Put

This is an easy claim to make, because there is no place quite like Fulton’s Urban Tree Farm Nursery. Shade trees, fruit trees, nut trees, evergreen and deciduous trees—they’ve got just about every tree you can imagine, spread out over 20 acres. I like to go there even if I’m not shopping for a tree and walk around. And they sell more than trees—seeds, shrubs, grasses, vines. If it grows, they’ve probably got it. Tell the helpful folks what you’re looking for, and they’ll offer you a seat in a golf cart and then motor over to inspect a few specimens. It’s like going on a vegetarian safari. 3010 Fulton Road, Fulton. 707.544.4446.—S.H.

Best Way to Keep Your Home from Looking Like You’ve Gone Total
Tobacco Road

The car was wrecked and sitting in the driveway for a couple of months, out in the hinterlands of coastal Marin County. I couldn’t get anyone to come and get it as a charitable tax-writeoff. I tried to donate it to the Polly Klass Foundation and also to nonprofit community radio station KWMR. But those folks weren’t interested—the wrecked Grand Marquis was way too far out in the boonies, and their respective, contracted towing companies wouldn’t make the trip. Not worth their time. Hmm. Now what? The landlords are getting a little cranky about the car, but they’re tolerant people. Can you please deal with the car, man? Acme Salvage to the rescue! Acme’s
contracted tow-guy made the special
50-mile trip down the coast one
morning and removed the eyesore, hauled it up to the Santa Rosa Acme Salvage yard for parts. The payment was a free tow job in exchange for the relief
of not having to look at the car anymore—a total square deal. Acme Salvage, 1885 Sebastopol Road,
Santa Rosa. 707.545.9075.—T.G.

Best Of Napa and Sonoma 2017: The Circus

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After more than 130 years, the Ringling Brothers
Circus is calling it quits this year. But never fear
ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, we are happy to
fill the void.

While we won’t be staging shows of miserable dancing elephants or bicycling bears, we intend to continue doing what we’ve done for years: showcasing what we think is the greatest place on earth. And judging by the results of our 2017 Best Of readers poll, we’re not alone in our thinking. Thanks to your picks, the depth and breadth of Sonoma and Napa counties many attractions are plain to see and we’re excited to share them in the pages that follow. We’ve also got a heap of editor’s picks from Tom Gogola, Michael Hayes, James Knight, Charlie Swanson, David Templeton and Flora Tsapovsky to round out the list of winners, the people, places and things that make the area the spectacle it is.

This year we added to three new categories to Best Of: Health & Wellness, Home Improvement and Cannabis. Think of them as three new rings to the North Bay’s circus of attractions. Let the show begin!

—Stett Holbrook, editor

Readers Picks: Health & Wellness

Best

Hospital/Healthcare Clinic

Napa

Queen of the Valley Medical Center

1000 Trancas St., Napa. 707.252.4411.

Sonoma

Kaiser Permanente

healthy.kaiserpermanente.org

Best

Urgent Care

Kaiser Permanente

healthy.kaiserpermanente.org

Best

Laser Surgery Center

Napa

Walter Tom, MD, Aesthetic Laser & Vein Center

1635 First St., Napa. 707.224-5347.

Sonoma

David E. Marcus, MD

1128 Sonoma Ave., Santa Rosa.
707.200.8964.

Best

Lasik Eye Surgery

Sonoma

Jay Bansal, MD,
LaserVue Eye Center

3540 Mendocino Ave., #200, Santa Rosa. 707.522.6200.

Best

Pharmacy

Napa

Silverado Pharmacy

1473 Lincoln Ave., Calistoga. 177.942.5115.

Sonoma

Kaiser Permanente

healthy.kaiserpermanente.org

Best

Heart Surgeon

Napa

Dr. Gan Dunnington

6 Woodland Road, St. Helena. 707.343.8191.

Sonoma

Sanjay Dhar, MD,
northbay cardiology

4740 Hoen Ave., Santa Rosa. 707.542.2783.

Best

Plastic Surgeon

Napa

Dr. John P. Zimmermann, MD, Aesthetic Surgery Center of Napa Valley

3434 Villa Lane, Ste. 380, Napa. 707.258.6077.

Sonoma

David Marcus, MD

1128 Sonoma Ave., Santa Rosa. 707.200.8964.

Best

Family Practitioner

Napa

Dr. John Dermody, MD

1001 Professional Drive, Napa. 707.252.0494.

Sonoma

James DeVore, MD

500 Doyle Park Drive, Santa Rosa.
707.303.8360.

Best

General
Practice Physician

Sonoma

Kimberly Hoffman, ND, NMD, Tru Health Medicine

1160 N. Dutton Ave. #250, Santa Rosa. 707.292.8882.

Best

Ear, Nose
& Throat Physician

Sonoma

Mark Homicz, MD

1701 Fourth St., Ste. 120, Santa Rosa.
707.523.7025.

Best

Internal
Medicine Physician

Sonoma

Kenneth A. Murachanian, MD

3536 Mendocino Ave., Ste. 300, Santa Rosa. 707.546.2180.

Best

OB/GYN

Napa

Bryan L. Henry, MD

1530 Railroad Ave., St. Helena.
707.963.5006.

Sonoma

Susan Dehnad, MD

34 Mark West Springs Road, Santa Rosa. 707.541.7900.

Best

Midwife

Sonoma

Lisa Todd, LM,
and KathRyn Barry, LM, Sonoma County Midwives

490 Pitt Ave., Sebastopol. 707.486.5275.

Best

Pediatrician

Napa

Dr. Joseph Carrillo, MD

1100 Trancas St., Ste. 270, Napa.
707.252.1076.

Sonoma

Thomas J. Zembal, MD

4702 Hoen Ave., Santa Rosa.
707.545.2255.

Best

Podiatrist

Napa

Dr. Sky P. Shanks

935 Trancas St., Napa. 707.259.0766.

Sonoma

Thomas Chang, DPM

208 Concourse Blvd., Ste. 1, Santa Rosa. 707.544.3400.

Best

Oncologist

Sonoma

Ian Anderson, MD

3555 Round Barn Circle, Santa Rosa. 707.528.1050.

Best

E.R. Doctor

Sonoma

Gary McCalla, MD

1165 Montgomery Drive, Santa Rosa. 707.525.5300.

Best

Allergist

Napa

Dr. Larry Posner,
North Bay Allergy
& Asthma

1100 Pear Tree Lane, Napa. 707.258.8100.

Sonoma

Kelley Barnes-Valdes, ND, NMD, tru health medicine

1160 N. Dutton St., Ste. 250, Santa Rosa. 707.292.8882.

Best

Dermatologist

Napa

Dr. Lewis May, MD

3285 Claremont Way, Napa.
707.258.2500.

Sonoma

Jeffrey Sugarman, MD, PhD, Redwood Family Dermatology

2725 Mendocino Ave., Santa Rosa.
707.545.4537.

Best

Ophthalmologist

Sonoma

Gary P. Barth, MD,
Eye Care Institute

see-eci.com

Best

Oral Surgeon

Sonoma

Vicente Chavez and Jiries Moganamm, DDS, MD

Sonoma County Oral Surgery and Dental Implant Center

1111 Sonoma Ave., Ste. 220, Santa Rosa. 707.566.7300.

Best

Dentist

Napa

Angie Ring, DDS,
Napa Pediatric Dentistry

3425 Valle Verde Drive, Napa.
707.265.8389.

Sonoma

James J. Forni, DDS

4655 Hoen Ave., Ste. 5, Santa Rosa.
707.544.2696.

Best

Esthetic Dentist

Napa

Cecil Lamberton, DDS, Cosmetic Dentistry
of Napa

3434 Villa Lane, Ste. 12, Napa. 707.257.7771.

Sonoma

Sean Wilson, DDS

98 Montgomery Drive, Santa Rosa.
707.578.7424.

Best

Orthodontist

Napa

Jordan Lamberton,
DDS, MSD

3720 Beard Road, Napa. 707.226.5555.

Sonoma

Bernstein
Orthodontics

2245 Montgomery Drive, Santa Rosa. 707.575.0600.

Best

Endodontist

Sonoma

Brian Bozeman,
DDS

1820 Sonoma Ave., Ste. 110, Santa Rosa. 707.546.2887.

Best

Orthopedic
Surgeon

Napa

Dr. Jason T. Huffman, MD

3273 Claremont Way, Ste. 100, Napa. 707.254.7117.

Sonoma

Briant Smith, MD

3883 Airway Drive, Ste. 165, Santa Rosa. 707.521.7799.

Best

Chiropractor

Napa

Blossom Precision Chiropractic

305 Post St., Napa. 707.257.1011.

Sonoma

Jacob Quihuis,
the Chiropractic Center

1819 Fourth St., Santa Rosa.
707.523.9850.

Best

Urologist

Sonoma

Robert E. James, MD

1701 Fourth St., Ste. 200, Santa Rosa. 707.525.4051.

Best

Acupuncturist

Napa

Leslie Silver
Acupuncture Services

901 Trancas, Napa. 707.363.1384.

Sonoma

Vladi Starkov, Flourish Integrative Health

431 Humboldt St., Studio A, Santa Rosa. 707.205.1224.

Best

Holistic Practitioner

Sonoma

Joshua Margolis, LAc, DOMTP, Farmacopia

95 Montgomery Drive, Ste. 126, Santa Rosa.

707.861.0625.

Best

Holistic
Herbal Shop

Sonoma

Farmacopia

95 Montgomery Drive, Ste. 90, Santa Rosa. 707.528.4372.

Best

Physical Therapist

Napa

Eric Ewig Physical Therapy

935 Trancas Ave., Ste. 4C, Napa. 707.255.1212.

Sonoma

David W. Townsend, MPT, Santa Rosa Physical Therapy

2255 Challenger Way, Ste. 104, Santa Rosa. 707.545.1419.

Best

Psychiatrist

Napa

Dr. Michael S. Loose

1763 Second St., Napa. 707.256.3550.

Sonoma

Orren Perlman, MD

101 H St. N, Petaluma. 707.523.9423 .

Best

Psychologist

Sonoma

Adam Smith, MA, LMFT

1212 College Ave., Santa Rosa.
707.531.4507.

Best

Retreat Center

Napa

Christian Brothers Retreat & Conference Center

4401 Redwood Road, Napa.
707.252.3810.

Sonoma

Dr. McDougall’s
Health & Medical Center

2777 Fourth St., Santa Rosa. 800.941.7111.
drmcdougall.com

Best

Wellness Retreat

Napa

Mayacamas Ranch

3975 Mountain Home Ranch Road, Calistoga. 707.942.5127.

Sonoma

Osmosis Day Spa

209 Bohemian Hwy., Freestone.
707.823.8231.

Unearthed FBI memo reveals agency quietly backed off from full investigation of Andy Lopez shooting—less than a week after announcing it on Oct. 25 2013.

The Bohemian has a story in tomorrow’s epic Best Of issue that’s taking a look at a new documentary about Andy Lopez made by Sonoma County filmmaker Ron Rogers. As part of the research for this story, an FBI memo from Oct. 30 2013 reveals that the agency re-classified its involvement in the Lopez shooting from a full investigation to the lowest-rung of FBI prioritization, an assessment. What’s it all mean? The FBI weighs in on the memo in tomorrow’s paper and says the agency they did their due diligence in the Lopez inquiry. Stay tuned for more. In the meantime, here’s the memo. What do you think it means?

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Unearthed FBI memo reveals agency quietly backed off from full investigation of Andy Lopez shooting—less than a week after announcing it on Oct. 25 2013.

The Bohemian has a story in tomorrow's epic Best Of issue that's taking a look at a new documentary about Andy Lopez made by Sonoma County filmmaker Ron Rogers. As part of the research for this story, an FBI memo from Oct. 30 2013 reveals that the agency re-classified its involvement in the Lopez shooting from a full investigation...
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