Writers Picks: Food & Drink

Best Secret Ingredients

Psst. You, sir. Over here. Yes, you. Step this way. Come a little closer. There, we’re alone. Now then, can I interest you in a little magic dust? Wait, it’s not what you’re thinking. This is the good stuff. Homegrown even.

Look at this pinkish one. Know what this is? That’s purple sauerkraut that’s been dehydrated and turned into this intensely flavored seasoning. No, you don’t sniff it. Sprinkle a little on your scrambled eggs or, better yet, put it atop a pan-fried steak or grilled fish. Delicious.

Or look at this one: charred eggplant powder. I’m thinking a sprinkle of this over your babaganouj would be extraordinary. Or how about this tarragon-caper powder? I like a little of this on top of deviled eggs. It’s like a secret weapon. People have no idea where all that flavor is coming from.

I’d like to take credit for these, but this is the work of chef Perry Hoffmann and the good folks at Shed in Healdsburg. They’ve developed a whole line of the powders, seasoned salts and other kitchen pantry items. I’m fond of the green salt—bay leaves, thyme, parsley, rosemary and Jacobsen salt spread around the rim of a bloody Mary. It’s a great way to take a little Sonoma County with you wherever you go.

While it doesn’t fit inside my trench coat here, Shed also makes delicious pickled vegetables like carrots and chile peppers, savory shiitake mushrooms, eggplant conserve and even pickled kale. There’s also a line of fruit preserves and shrubs. What’s a shrub? It’s made with very ripe fruit and herbs and spiked with vinegar to preserve it. They’re great as a base for cocktails or a little sparkling water for a DIY soda. Just the thing after enjoying a rib-eye steak dusted with a little purple sauerkraut powder. 25 North St., Healdsburg. 707.431.7433.—S.H.

Biggest Little Cheese Case

It’s fromagerie just for three, and that’s not counting the cow, the goat and the sheep. Four’s a crowd in the tiny Bohemian Creamery perched on a ridge overlooking green pastures that stretch out to the Laguna de Santa Rosa in rural Sebastopol. But it’s usually a patient and at times jovial crowd bunched up around a little cold case and studying a chalkboard menu of the day’s colorful titled offerings at $11 or $12 per half-pound. It’s a place where customers share samples and trade advice for pairing funky-rinded cheese with funky-nosed Pinot Noir. It’s the kind of place one used to have to travel a long ways in either space or time to find. Well-curated and many curded as the cheese case at better markets may be, there’s nothing quite like the little cheese case at Bohemian Creamery for variety and value from one single artisanal producer. Many a regular comes in for the pollen-laced pyramids of FlowerPower or the goat milk caramel-core Cowabunga; others savor the stench of the Bomb, washed in Russian River Brewing’s Belgian-style ale. Boho Belle is made with jersey milk, Bo Peep with sheep; Twist & Shout mixes it up with both. Creamy but sliceable, Surf and Turf is dusted with toasted dulse seaweed, and don’t forget the water buffalo cheese—there’s even room in the biggest little cheese shop in the North Bay for the buffalo. 7380 Occidental Road, Sebastopol. bohemiancreamery.com.—J.K.

Oldest Winery in the Region That Predates Prohibition

Here’s an easy question for a person of taste and learning such as yourself, a connoisseur of the fine wines of this region. Try your luck! Take a guess: What is the oldest continuously operated family-owned winery in wine country? What’s that, young man? Robert Mondavi Winery is a fine winery, indeed, and a fine guess—if not even close by half. Charles Krug, ma’am? Clever indeed—owned by the Mondavi family, that’s the oldest winery in Napa, having been founded in 1861 . . . but by a different family. Indeed, sir, Gundlach-Bundschu sports an even grayer beard than that, and their claim as “the oldest family-owned winery in California” is not entirely inaccurate, but does anyone recall a little hiccup called Prohibition? You, way in the back, speak up! Yes! Clinging to a hillside way up above Napa Valley, Nichelini Family Winery celebrates its 127th consecutive vintage. Why, they’re so old, they’ve got a Roman wine press! Even more astonishing, Nichelini is owned and operated by a huge extended family—that cooperates! So what about all those other “oldest winery” claims? “It’s all true, they aren’t lying in any way,” says Doug Patterson, current president of the Nichelinis. “They just have positioned it with a category that would favor them—and there’s a lot of romance that goes back with the ‘old’ stuff.” Remarkably, the winery survived Prohibition by selling wine for vinegar and grapes to the Chicago market, and, thanks to a miracle, their regular deliveries in the Bay Area never got interrupted: one family member had a permit for delivering sacramental wine to churches.

2950 Sage Canyon Road,
St. Helena. 707.963.0717.
—J.K.

Best Gyro
with a View

You’ll wait longer for the gyro than any other lunch item at the popular and bustling 4th Street Market & Deli, and when its components are finally folded into a glory of dense, spicy meatiness, you’ll pray for one of those three scant metal tables out front across from the new Old Courthouse Square. If you should luck out and score a table, it will be a long lunch and the view will never disappoint in its all-too-human glory of transit, full of “and to think I saw it on Fourth Street” moments, just like Seuss but with a rampant parade of wandering eyeballs, shaggy urban campers and three-legged cats on a leash. The construction on Courthouse Square is entertaining to behold, as you count the remaining trees and ponder redwood accountability and the advent of anti-homeless benches. 300 Mendocino Ave., Santa Rosa. 707.573.9832.—T.G.

Best Ode to the California Dream

Handline does many things and does them well. The restaurant, which was built around a former Foster’s Freeze and retains some of its mid-century architectural design elements, offers best-in-class renditions of dishes that define California’s West Coast: Mexican- and Italian-inspired seafood (fish tacos, tostadas, ceviche, cioppino) and classics like fresh shucked oysters, al pastor tacos (with excellent house-made tortillas) and burgers with great local beer and wine to match. Hardest of all to pull off—given its lack of an ocean view—is how Handline manages to capture the look and feel of coastal California: breezy, casual, light and fun. It’s where you want to be with a cold beer on a warm day. 935 Gravenstein Ave., Sebastopol 707.827.3744.—S.H.

Best Brunch in the Middle of Nowhere

What makes a perfect brunch? Great dishes balancing sweet and salty? Hefty portions and a cozy feel? Green surroundings channeling serenity and well-being? Boon Fly Cafe, adjacent to the Carneros Inn off Highway 12 in Napa, features all of the above for its weekend brunch service, plus seriously delicious menu items that successfully marry classic dishes with fresh touches. It all starts with the bloody Mary, which arrives with a huge chunk of applewood smoked bacon and a celery salt rim. It’s almost impossible to pass on the inventive flatbreads with toppings like salmon and fromage blanc, squash and smoked chicken. The classics—eggs Benedict, pancakes, BLTs, even the eggs in a hole—are all made with flair. For dessert, the fluffy doughnuts are unbeatable. Plus, there’s the whole “in the middle of nowhere” charm. It’s one thing to go for brunch at your local cafe, something else entirely to find yourself surrounded by greenery, consuming decadent dishes in the company of weekend wine tasters.4048 Sonoma Hwy.,Napa. 707.299.4900.—F.T.

Most Bubbly Beer

Can you name the most bubbly beer in the North Bay’s burgeoning beer scene? But surely this is a philosophical poser, you protest—like how many angels can dance on a Consecration tap handle? Or is the answer something technical, like North Bay beers that are poured on nitro—because the bubbles are smaller? No, no—it’s much simpler than all that, and it’s also a trick question: it’s the beer with bubblegum in it. Crooked Goat Brewing‘s Bazooka Joe was a one-off, one-keg beer that brewer Will Erickson made with a skillful blend of water, barley, hops and—did you see this coming?—Bazooka Joe bubblegum, resulting in a frothy brew with a Muscat-like aroma and the distinct “pop” of bubblegum on the nose. One of six owners of this fresh, new brewery, Erickson delights in adding berries, citrus, spices and orange blossom honey to the brewery’s IPA, stout and wheat beer offerings. Who dares to drink these cherry tarted-up, fruity, sometimes literally bubblegum beers? Lots of young folks whose first experiences with beer weren’t dominated by Bud-Miller-Coors. “Now, the 30-somethings,” says Erickson, “they skipped that. They could care less about those beers.” 120 Morris St. #120, Sebastopol.—J.K.

Best Up-and-Coming Foodie Town

With its posh hotels and boutique-lined boulevards, Healdsburg has long been the locus of Sonoma County’s culinary scene. Upscale newcomer Single Thread restaurant joins an excellent lineup of restaurants that includes Shed, Willi’s Seafood & Raw Bar, Campo Vida, Spoonbar, Mateo’s, Persimmon, Dry Creek Kitchen, Chalkboard, Barndiva, Kinsmoke, Bravas Bar de Tapas and Valette. That’s a lot of culinary firepower, but look out: Petaluma is coming in hot. While many of Healdsburg’s high-end restaurants cater to well-heeled weekend visitors who are staying in those posh hotels, Petaluma’s new restaurants are geared for locals. The latest and greatest is the Drawing Board, an eclectic restaurant that’s as adept at slow-cooked meats as creative vegan cuisine. The Shuckery was an instant hit when it opened last year, and continues to pack them in with their sexy, seafood-centric menu. Newcomers Slamburger, Crocodile Restaurant and Quinua Cocina join stalwarts like Central Market and Thistle Meats, a first-rate butcher shop that features an always delicious sandwich of the day. Healdsburg’s restaurant scene isn’t going anywhere, but it’s good to see Petaluma giving it some competition.—S.H.

Best and Rarest of All Wines from the Rarest of Grapes

There are cult wines, and there are highly allocated wines, but none is as rare as the rarest wine from the rarest grape in this bottle right here. Cult Cabernet it is certainly not—nor some supposedly smuggled clone of pedigreed Pinot Noir. Look at this bottle, see how it shines with its secret—look for the vines, hidden in the vineyards. “I like to tell of the time in 1986 when I was planting four acres of the very rare Charbono,” says Calistoga grape grower Vince Tofanelli. “A Napa Valley Cabernet Sauvignon producer told me, ‘Are you eff-ing nuts? Planting that dying breed in Cabernet country?’ Well, 30 years later, our Tofanelli Charbono is on the wine list at French Laundry. And his Cabernet? It is not . . .” Cult, indeed, but not as rare as the wine Tofanelli makes for family and friends from 42 vines of Burger, a once-ubiquitous white that’s fallen far, far from grace and does not even register above “0” on the Grape Crush Report‘s North Bay wine country tallies. But wait—even more exquisite are the Muscadelle, Palomino, Traminer and “Portagee Blue” vines that live in refugia, like Tofanelli’s old blocks of Zinfandel, along with “the lone vine my grandmother used to call GeeGee’s grape.” A-ha—and the rarest bottle? (A flash, a puff of smoke.) Sorry, I don’t see a bottle. Tofanelli Wines, 1001Dunaweal Lane, Calistoga. 707.942.6504.—J.K.

Sweetest Addition to the
Japanese-Resto Craze

It was a pretty good year for local restaurants, from Petaluma to St. Helena. New casual eateries and chef-owned establishments joined the already crowded dining scene. How do you stand out among this crowded field? Opening a top-notch Japanese emporium with a high-low theme is one way. Miminashi is Napa’s newest contribution to Northern California’s Japanese-restaurant boom of late. Chef and owner Curtis Di Fede, a co-founder of Napa’s excellent Oenotri, has created a perfect blend of these two ends of the spectrum—comforting yet fresh, approachable yet sophisticated. The ceilings are high and the colors are calming. The open grill adds warmth, and the secluded booths are perfect for a private meeting. The diverse menu is respectful of Japanese classics, but has a sense of humor, too. The yakitori-heavy menu lists knee cartilage alongside pork belly, grilled leeks with ginger-cod mayo next to the shoyu ramen. And how about some soft-serve ice cream? With flavors like Asian pear and miso, topped with anything from caramelized white chocolate to black sesame, it’s a sweet end to a perfect meal in a sweet new restaurant. 821 Coombs St., Napa. 707.254.9464.—F.T.

Writers Picks: Recreation

Best Cycle-Repair Shop Tucked Where You’d Least Expect It

You can’t miss the spot where the vineyards meet the redwoods in Forestville. Westbound drivers on River Road are plunged into darkness like some Tunnel of Love on a narrow stretch of road that winds between towering, second-growth sequoias and squeezes in between vacation homes. Atmospheric, iconic and, if you’re doing it on a bicycle, a harrowing death-ride.

The smart way to cycle this route is Old River Road, a quiet residential lane that runs parallel to River and connects to scenic Martinelli Road. And as soon as you’ve turned onto the lane, another cycling secret of the river unaccountably pops out of the woods: Russian River Cycle Service, billed as the smallest cycle shop in Sonoma County, and surely the most well hidden.

“Well, it’s the back of my property, but it’s also a major thoroughfare for cyclists,” proprietor Brian Borchers explains. “I would see bike riders going by constantly, and I thought there might be people who needed help—and I wanted to help.”

With more than 25 years in the bicycle business, Borchers has done it all, from service to sales and building bikes. “And also, probably I’m unemployable by most standards,” he jokes, “so I had to figure out my own job.” Opened five years ago, at least “on paper,” Russian River Cycle Service is a one-man show and a one-stop shop, offering everything from repairs to rentals, hybrid and road, full builds and brand-new bikes. His most distant customer was in South Africa, and initially seemed suspicious because he was asking for a $4,000 build by email, but turned out to have a family vacation house down the road in Guerneville. Borchers also dispenses biking advice to tourists—a Texas couple thanked him for rerouting them from a busy road on a Sunday ride to Napa Valley.

Sometimes, people even find him when they just get a flat or other bike emergency. “That’s where I get so much of my satisfaction,” says Borchers. “They’re from out of state and just happened upon me—and they’re just so happy that they did.” 9806 Old River Road, Forestville. 707.887.2453.—J.K.

Best Boozy
Outdoor Getaway

Imagine pedaling through stunning views and scenic backroads in Napa and Sonoma County and stopping to swirl a glass of vino. That’s the offering on the table when you sign up for any of several Sip ‘n’ Cycle outdoor packages offered by Getaway Adventures. What started as a fortuitous day of bike riding and winetasting between Calistoga resident Randy Johnson and his uncle has become one of the North Bay’s most popular outdoor companies. Now a collection of wine country enthusiasts, Getaway Adventures is catching on with the locals and visitors alike. The group’s most popular Sip ‘n’ Cycle offering traverses Calistoga, where participants get on a hybrid bike—with a helmet—and roam northern Napa Valley. An experienced and professional tour guide leads the pack, offering insights and secrets about the region even longtime residents may have missed. Along the mostly flat 12-mile tour, the group stops at four wineries, which can include Chateau Montelena, August Briggs, Frank Family and Clos Pegase, among others. Other packages travel to the far corners of the North Bay, with Sip ‘n’ Cycle tours hitting up Healdsburg, crossing through the Carneros region and rolling through western Santa Rosa and Sebastopol. Prefer hops to grapes? Getaway Adventures has you covered with a Pints ‘n’ Pedals tour that takes you to Russian River Brewing Company and HopMonk Tavern. For those looking to really break a sweat, the intensive Velo ‘n’ Vino tour takes you over hilly roads in a massive 20–30 mile ride in the morning, before you grab lunch and get chauffeured through Dry Creek Valley. getawayadventures.com.—C.S.

Best Biker Bar Not For Bikers (At Least Not the Kind You’re Thinking Of)

Trail House is just like any other biker bar except that there are no leather jackets, menacing stares or furtive meth sales in the bathroom. And there are no motorcycles in the parking lot. Actually, Trail House is nothing like a biker bar. The well-fenestrated building is really a temple to nearby Annadel State Park, mountain bikes and the people who ride them in said park. Those people like good beer and strong coffee, and Trail House has both, as well as a small menu of quick bites for pre-and post-ride nutrition. The fleet of top-shelf demo bikes, helmets, shoes and tubes and other odds and ends for sale and the mechanic on duty make it clear this isn’t your typical beer bar. The clubhouse for fat-tire fanatics is the work of Shane Bresnyan and Glenn Fant. Fant owns Santa Rosa’s NorCal Sport and the Bike Peddler; Bresnyan was the manager at the Bike Peddler before opening Trail House. The place has one other distinction from the typical biker bar: it’s clean and inviting enough to welcome non-cyclists, too. 4036 Montgomery Drive, Santa Rosa. 707.843.4943.—S.H.

Best Roller Coaster to Nowhere

Cyclists put a positive spin on the old “road to nowhere,” which gets a lot of bad press—they call it an “out and back.” This is an optional side trip to a full-circle route such as, say, cycling out from Healdsburg to West Dry Creek Road, crossing a bridge to Dry Creek Road and back to town, enjoying vineyard views and only moderate exertion all the way. For keener hill climbers, a short detour to the west leads to Warm Springs Dam and the bottom of a long, steady ascent to the gentle, 10-mile roller coaster of Rockpile Road. There’s something extraordinary about Rockpile that makes it the ideal thrill ride. With the mountain vistas, the Rockpile AVA vineyard views may be equal to dozens of other local roads, but this former horse track, now a broad and wide-shouldered carpet of asphalt that hardly sees half a dozen automobiles over the entire ride past the marina at Lake Sonoma, is a mind-boggling feat of public works that defies comparison—even in Napa County!—and puts most county roads to crying shame. What madness made this near-perfect one-way ride a reality? When the Army Corps of Engineers built Warm Springs Dam, they were obligated to improve the roads that ran through the project area. Government regulation, ladies and gentlemen, the wonders of government regulation, created this motoring and cycling dreamscape.—J.K.

Best Walk (or Wheeze) in the Park

Skyline Wilderness Park is a perennial winner in Napa owing to its rolling circus of various activities that can be pursued here: hiking, biking, camping, shooting—or wheezing in the dust of a nearby gravel pit that’s been in the news because of expansion plans that have divided the community and threaten to encroach on Skyline’s rolling reaches. For now, one can wander for hours and encounter numerous visages and vantage points, or one can sit on a rock and listen to the wind and take in the view of near-off Napa City. Hey, is that an elephant in a tutu or a giant bulldozer scraping at the earth at the nearby gravel pit? skylinepark.org.—T.G.

Best Way to Dangle Your Kids from a Rope

Astounding feats of aerial artistry await at the Summerfield Waldorf School and Farm as boys and girls of (mostly) all ages are invited to participate in the after-school antics of the beloved Circus Waldissima. The youth circus program takes youngsters ages nine to 18 and puts them on the fast track to high places, with an assortment of classes and programs designed to lift spirits with soaring skills learned in three-ring fashion. Founded in 1991, the circus’ mission is simple: to inspire students to reach new heights of excellence. The instructors, often seasoned circus professionals, work with hundreds of kids each season. Trapeze work is highlighted in their offerings, though the circus boasts hand balancing, acrobatics, fire performances, bicycle stunt work and more. Circus Waldissima is a great alternative to macho, after-school sports, where football concussions come with the competitive territory. There are no losers at Circus Waldissima, as the kids learn to work in groups and create a tight-knit company full of collaboration and team-building. The students also get a good workout while feeling the pride of accomplishing feats they would previously have thought undoable. Each spring, the hundreds of students who participate in Circus Waldissima show off their dazzling skills with an annual showcase. This year’s show is split into
a beginner’s performance based on
The Wizard of Oz, and an advanced show titled Alchemy. Performances run April 1– 2 at the Summerfield Waldorf School and Farm, 655 Willowside Road, Santa Rosa. circuswaldissima.com.—C.S.

Best Ephemeral Aquatic Experience

This winter has been one for the record books. In addition to finally ending our endless drought, the constant downpours turned the Laguna de Santa Rosa into a paddling paradise. A few days after a good downpour, a lake pops up just north of where High School Road meets Occidental Road, beyond the blueberry bog.

“That’s the place where it really opens up,” says Brent Reed, ecology programs manager at the Laguna de Santa Rosa Foundation. The water level only lasts a few days before it drains away, but this winter the water level remained elevated for months. “I’d say it’s the best I’ve ever seen it—period,” says Reed.

For bird watchers and paddlers, the high water provided access to distant reaches of the Laguna inaccessible except by water. Sharp-eyed kayakers
caught sight of bald eagles and rare visitors like common black hawks and black-headed vultures. While more rain will fall this spring, it’s unlikely the Laguna will rise to previous winter levels. But this week’s rain could provide
one more chance to get out on the water before summer comes and you have to wait until next winter to experience this fleeting watery wonder. lagunafoundation.org.—S.H.

Readers Picks: Family

Best

Baby Gift Store

Napa

Lemondrops Children’s Boutique & Toys

6525 Washington St., Yountville. 707.947.7057.

Sonoma

Cupcake

641 Fourth St., Santa Rosa. 707.579.2165.
107 Plaza St., Healdsburg. 707.433.3800.

Best

Toy Store

Napa

Toy B Ville

1343 Main St., Napa. 707.253.1024.

Sonoma

The Toyworks

6940 Sebastopol Ave., Sebastopol. 707.829.2003.

Best

Children’s Clothing Store

Napa

Lemondrops Children’s Boutique & Toys

6525 Washington St., Yountville. 707.947.7057.

Sonoma

Cupcake

641 Fourth St., Santa Rosa. 707.579.2165.
107 Plaza St., Healdsburg. 707.433.3800.

Best

Children’s Consignment Store

Sonoma

Wee Three
Children’s Store

1007 W. College Ave., Santa Rosa. 707.525.9333.

Best

Children’s Museum

Sonoma

Children’s Museum
of Sonoma County

1835 W. Steele Lane, Santa Rosa. 707.546.4069.

Best

Children’s Educational Center

Napa

Napa Valley
Nursery School

641 Randolph St., Napa. 707.224.3319.

Sonoma

Children’s Museum
of Sonoma County

1835 W. Steele Lane, Santa Rosa. 707.546.4069.

Best

Birthday
Party Place

Napa

Dive into Color

1757 Tanen St., Napa. 707.251.9883.

Sonoma

Snoopy’s Home Ice

1667 W. Steele Lane, Santa Rosa. 707.546.7147.

Best

Public School

Napa

Salvador
Elementary School

1850 Salvador Ave., Napa. 707.253.3476.

Sonoma

Analy High School

6950 Analy Ave., Sebastopol. 707.824.2300.

Best

Private School

Napa

Sunrise Montessori
of Napa Valley

1226 Salvador Ave., Napa. 707.253.1105.

Sonoma

Summerfield Waldorf School and Farm

655 Willowside Road, Santa Rosa. 707.575.7194.

Best

Children’s Indoor Sports Center

Napa

Gymnastics Zone

253-A Walnut St., Napa. 707.257.2053.

Sonoma

Epicenter Sports
and Entertainment

3215 Coffey Lane, Santa Rosa. 707.708.3742.

Best

Summer Day Camp

Napa

Connolly Ranch

3141 Browns Valley Road, Napa. 707.224.1894.

Sonoma

Camp Wa-Tam
at Howarth Park

630 Summerfield Road, Santa Rosa. 707.543.3010.

Best

Dog
Obedience School

Napa

Tails in the Valley

tailsinthevalley.com

Sonoma

Incredible Canine

3163 Juniper Ave., Santa Rosa. 707.322.3272.

Best

Doggie Day Care

Napa

Ruff Dog Daycare & Hotel

49 Enterprise Court, Napa. 707. 258.2020.

Sonoma

Paradise Pet Resorts

5800 Commerce Blvd., Rohnert Park. 707.206.9000.

Best

Dog Park

Napa

Alston Park

2099 Dry Creek Road., Napa. 707.257.9529.

Sonoma

Ragle Ranch Dog Park

500 Ragle Ranch Road, Sebastopol. 707.433.1625.

Best

Pet Boutique

Napa

Fideaux

1312 Main St., St. Helena. 707.967.9935.

Sonoma

Debbie’s Pet Boutique

10333 Old Redwood Hwy., Windsor.
707.838.1896.

431 Center St., Healdsburg. 707.395.4410.

Best

Pet/Feed Store

Napa

Wilson’s Feed & Supply

1700 Yajome St., Napa. 707.252.0316.

Sonoma

Western Farm Center

21 W. Seventh St., Santa Rosa. 707.545.0721.

Best

Kennel

Napa

Bonny Doone Kennel

1003 Los Carneros Ave., Napa. 707.226.1200.

Sonoma

Four Paws Pet Ranch

3410 Guerneville Road, Santa Rosa. 707.542.3766.

Best

Animal
Adoption Center

Napa

Jameson Animal
Rescue Ranch

1224 Adams St., St. Helena. 707.815.8153.

Sonoma

Sonoma Humane Society

5345 Hwy. 12 W., Santa Rosa. 707.542.0882.

Best

Animal
Hospital

Napa

Napa Small
Animal Hospital

517 Lincoln Ave., Napa. 707.257.8866.

Sonoma

PetCare
Veterinary Hospital

2425 Mendocino Ave., Santa Rosa. 707.579.3900.
1370 Fulton Ave., Santa Rosa. 707.579.5900.

Best

Veterinary Services

Napa

Silverado
Veterinary Hospital

2035 Silverado Trail, Napa. 707.224.7953.

Sonoma

PetCare
Veterinary Hospital

2425 Mendocino Ave., Santa Rosa. 707.579.3900.
1370 Fulton Ave., Santa Rosa. 707.579.5900.

Readers Picks: Romance

Best

Place for
Singles to Meet

Napa

Downtown Joe’s
Brewery & Restaurant

902 Main St., Napa. 707.258.2337.

Sonoma

Jackson’s Bar and Oven

135 Fourth St., Santa Rosa.
707.545.6900.

Best

Romantic Dinner

Napa

Celadon

500 Main St., Ste. G, Napa.
707.254.9690.

Sonoma

River’s End

11048 Hwy. 1, Jenner. 707.865.2484.

Best

Staycation

Napa

Solage

755 Silverado Trail N., Calistoga.
707.266.7534.

Sonoma

Flamingo Conference Resort and Spa

2777 Fourth St., Santa Rosa.
707.545.8530.

Best

Boutique Hotel

Napa

Mount View Hotel & Spa

1457 Lincoln Ave., Calistoga.
707.942.6877.

Sonoma

Hotel Healdsburg

25 Matheson St., Healdsburg. 707.431.2800.

Best

Lingerie Shop

Napa

Pleasures Unlimited

1424 Second St., Napa. 707.226.2666.

Sonoma

Ma Cherie Et Moi

2332 Magowan Drive, Santa Rosa.
707.573.1103.

Best

Erotica Store

Napa

Pleasures Unlimited

1424 Second St., Napa. 707.226.2666.

Sonoma

Milk & Honey

123 N. Main St., Sebastopol. 707.824.1155.

Best

Sex Therapist

Sonoma

Diane Gleim, MFT

320 10th St. #302, Santa Rosa. 707.535.9650.

Best

Couples Counseling

Sonoma

Kevin Russell, MFT

1030 Second St., Santa Rosa.
707.523.4160.

Best

Event Production Services

Napa

Upstage Productions

1834 Soscol Ave., Napa. 707.226.1413.

Sonoma

Clementine Eco Events

40 Fourth St. #215, Petaluma.
707.290.6723.

Best

Wedding Reception Venue

Napa

Calistoga Ranch

580 Lommel Road, Calistoga. 707.254.2800.

Sonoma

Buena Vista Winery

18000 Old Winery Road, Sonoma.
800.926.1266.

Readers Picks: Home Improvement

Best

Real Estate Brokerage

Napa

Coldwell Banker
Brokers of the Valley

cbnapavalley.com

Sonoma

Liz Uribe, Better Homes
& Gardens Real Estate

7300 Healdsburg Ave., Ste. B, Sebastopol. 707.829.2011.

Best

Moving
& Storage

Sonoma

Redwood Moving
& Storage

190 Foss Creek Circle, Ste. K, Healdsburg. 707.433.2240.

Best

Self-Storage

Napa

Storage by George!

1135 Golden Gate Drive, Napa. 707.224.8400.

Sonoma

Southpoint Self Storage

6905 Southpoint Ave., Sebastopol. 707.329.0817.

Best

Architect

Napa

Backen, Gillam
& Kroeger Architects

1421 Main St., St. Helena. 707.967.1920.

Sonoma

Paul Gilger, Hedgpeth Architects

2321 Bethards Drive #B, Santa Rosa. 707.523.7010.

Best

Commercial Contractor

Napa

Willoughby Construction

1325 Orchard Ave., Napa. 707.337.2916.

Sonoma

Earthtone
Construction

6932 Sebastopol Ave., Ste. A, Sebastopol. 707.823.6118.

Best

Residential Contractor

Napa

Willoughby Construction

1325 Orchard Ave., Napa.
707.337.2916.

Sonoma

Karma Dog
Construction

karmadogconstruction.com

Best

Roofer

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Golden Gate
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Ridgeline Roofing

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Solar Supplier

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Solar Works

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707.829.8282.

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Kitchen/Bath Remodeler

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Napa Kitchen & Bath

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TeeVax Home Appliance
& Kitchen Center

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707.545.1195.

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Carpeting/Flooring

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Abbey Carpets Unlimited

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Empire Floors

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Painting Contractor

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Napco Painting Contractors

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Coy Brown Painting

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Electrician

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Spyrka Electric

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Plumber

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Steve Silva Plumbing

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Locksmith

Napa

Horton’s Lock & Key Shop

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Bill’s Lock & Safe Service

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Deck & Fencing

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Nix Construction

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Sonoma

Deckmaster Fine Decks

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Landscape Design

Napa

Claudia Schmidt Landscape Design

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Permaculture Artisans

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Best

Nursery/
Garden Center

Napa

Van Winden’s
Garden Center

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Sonoma

Harmony Farm Supply

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Tree Service

Napa

Pacific Tree Care

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Sandborn Tree
Service Inc.

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Hauling

Sonoma

Junk-A-Haulics

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Appliance Repair

Napa

Clark’s Ace Hardware

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Asien’s Appliance

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707.546.3749.

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Home Furnishings

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Poor House

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Cokas Diko

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Home Improvement Store

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Friedman’s Home Improvement

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Devine Paint Center

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Crystal Clear Home

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Carpet
Cleaning

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Esteam Carpet
& Tile Care

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Santa Rosa. 707.575.4939.

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Absolutely Clear
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Oasis Window Cleaning

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Home Organizer

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Ruth Hansell,
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Unwritten Legacy

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Sonoma County Sheriff Steve Freitas is on-screen on a video monitor set up in the Worth Your Weight cafe in Santa Rosa being interviewed by documentary filmmaker Ron Rogers.

It’s a Sunday evening in late January, and the cafe has been given over to a fundraising event for Rogers’ documentary about the Roseland shooting of Andy Lopez by a sheriff’s deputy

“Some people made their mind up right away that what the deputy did was wrong,” Freitas says, as the crowd looks on intently. “Some people made their mind up right away that what the deputy did was OK.”

It’s been more than three years since Lopez’s death on Oct. 22, 2013, and Freitas’ response characterizing a divided community still rings true. Gauging from the tenor and tone of the questions put to Rogers at the fundraiser, it was a bad shooting.

“When we held that fundraiser,” says the filmmaker, a Sonoma County resident and producer at Blue Coast Films, “I realized that emotions are still raw.” Rogers is aiming to release his film this fall and hopes for an airing on PBS. Besides Freitas, Rogers interviewed more than 40 people and needs to raise additional funds to pay for an edit. He’s pledged to make a balanced and sensitive film about an event that tore a city apart. Rogers says he was moved to make the film based on the circumstances of the Lopez killing: a young boy carrying an Airsoft replica AK-47, walking past an abandoned lot frequented by kids playing war, gunned down in broad daylight by a cop, in his own neighborhood.

“It just got to me,” Rogers says. In a community divided by tragedy, he says, “there are actually some people who are trying to find common ground”—and the community can expect to see those voices in his film, along with those for whom the Lopez incident was a life-changing event they’re still struggling to get over.

THE REFORMS

Law-enforcement reform took hold in Sonoma County in the wake of the Lopez shooting—but so too did a persistent belief that the subsequent investigation had been whitewashed by the Santa Rosa Police Department and by Sonoma County district attorney Jill Ravitch. Ravitch’s office cleared Erick Gelhaus, the sheriff’s deputy who shot Lopez, of any criminal wrongdoing. A civil lawsuit filed by the Lopez family is pending in the Ninth Circuit U.S. Court of Appeals in San Francisco.

Meanwhile, as the civil suit lingers, sheriff’s office reforms have taken root and include the creation of the Independent Office of Law Enforcement Review and Outreach (IOLERO), headed by attorney Jerry Threet. The agency investigates complaints against sheriff deputies. Sonoma County sheriff’s deputies started wearing body cams about a year ago, but the Sonoma County Sheriff’s Office (SCSO) says that didn’t stem from the shooting.

“There are clearly some opinions in the community that aren’t aligned with ours, and we accept that,” says SCSO spokesman Sgt. Spencer Crum. He cited a number of steps Freitas has taken since the shooting—”numerous community healing meetings” and other outreach efforts that include radio appearances and neighborhood meetings. “We are looking for more opportunities like this to engage with the public whenever possible,” Crum says. As for the body cams, “it’s just another example of our efforts to be transparent, and [our] attempts at gaining public trust.”

The body cams were put to good use in a recent incident in Boyes Hot Springs that led to a felony assault charge against a deputy who no longer works for the SCSO. Body-cam footage was key in Freitas’ decision to push for a criminal investigation into the incident and to push the deputy off the force.

Civilian complaints are part of the job, but the sheriff’s office says they are pretty rare. “We deal with people in times of personal crisis,” Crum says. “We put them in jail, we write citations and enforce laws. These negative encounters will result in some complaints.” How many? In 2013, Crum says the SCSO had contact with over 200,000 people “and had only 68 complaints.”

Short of termination, there’s a range of disciplinary actions that the SCSO can undertake with deputies: written admonishment, verbal admonishment, a requirement for additional training, time off without pay. Threet, who meets monthly with Freitas, says he has encouraged the sheriff to consider a year-end summary of excessive-force complaints that protects the rights of deputies while also giving the public some sense of an accountability process that’s currently shielded by a state law that protects personnel records from public scrutiny. Crum describes the relationship between the IOLERO and the sheriff’s office as “a collaborative effort that is continually evolving. We have found that Mr. Threet takes his responsibility to the public very seriously.”

As for the summary proposed by Threet, Crum says go for it: “It is our understanding that Mr. Threet is going to publish an annual report. We also report our complaints annually to the DOJ as required by law.”

READING OF THE SHARDS

For SCSO officers on the beat, the Lopez shooting still casts a shadow, but the nuts-and-bolts work of policing work goes on outside the headlines and viral-video outrages.

It’s gloomy and quiet in downtown Guerneville on a recent weekend morning as Deputy Sheriff Bryan Jensen contemplates a small pile of broken meth-pipe glass on the hood of his SUV-style cruiser.

Jensen’s got a quizzical look as he sifts through the glass, removed from a coat pocket of a person he knows is not a meth user. He looks up and has a visible a-ha! moment. Turns out the garment belongs to someone else who does use meth, and Jensen knows that person too.

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Jensen is a 38-year-old beat cop and a training officer at the SCSO substation in West County, and he’s interviewing a citizen who has already starting drinking and getting belligerent with another of the bedraggled souls who nod off or get nasty along the pee-stinking back streets of Guerneville.

As Jensen sifts through the blackened shards of glass, it’s like he is sifting through all of the gritty details of a life on the beat. It seems nearly every person out here in the river-and-redwoods vacation mecca knows the officer—and they all seem to be violating the terms of their probation, subject to arrest and remand at his discretion.

The intoxicated citizen has a water bottle that’s half-filled with vodka. Jensen sniffs it and pours it out.

There will be a fight later on today, Jensen figures. He’s seen this play out before, so this citizen is going to jail for violating a probation order that said no alcohol. On the drive to the Main Adult Detention Facility in Santa Rosa, he talks about some of the other shards of detail that go along with the job: dealing with the death of a child in an overturned car last summer; the fact that, despite all the fear in the community, the only immigration-related question he ever asks is, “Do you want to call the consulate?” And he stresses, over and over again, that respect is a two-way street.

Over the course of a few hours Jensen interacts with numerous individuals. He tells a young man that it’s OK to dance in public, just don’t crank the music too loud or get too animated, we’ve been getting complaints. He knocks on a tent-flap out at Vacation Beach along the Russian River, a big homeless encampment before the winter rains washed nearly everyone out, and gives a hello as a man emerges from the tent. People have been complaining, Jensen says, and gives some advice on the proper disposal of drug needles. The man thanks him and shakes his hand and returns to the tent. All in a day’s work.

THE WEIGHT

Readers of the Press Democrat woke up on Halloween 2013 to a front page that showcased a large, peaceful rally in Santa Rosa held after a grueling week of anger, bewilderment and raging sadness over Lopez’s death.

It was one of the worst weeks in Santa Rosa history, for law enforcement and citizens alike, and news of the Lopez shooting reverberated across the country and into the hallways of the United States Department of Justice. The FBI announced on Oct. 25 that it had opened a “full investigation” into the shooting, and reporters around the region noted that it was the first time the FBI had involved itself in the criminal investigation of a Sonoma County police-involved shooting since the late ’90s.

Most news reports on the FBI’s pledge to fully investigate the shooting highlighted Lopez’s age. The announcement prompted a media circus, even if Gelhaus had no way of knowing that Lopez was 13 years old when he shot him. Ted Nugent went nuts over the FBI’s decision to investigate a cop, as reported on Media Matters for America at the time. And it appears that the FBI may have followed the either-or Lopez script laid out by Freitas—and jumped to a provisional conclusion that it was likely a bad shooting, worthy of a full parallel criminal investigation. That would mean lots of manpower and FBI resources. But then the agency quietly shifted its prioritization of the shooting.

According to an unclassified FBI internal memo dated Oct. 30, 2013—less than a week after it opened the Lopez file on Oct. 25—the agency moved to de-prioritize its involvement in the case from a “full investigation” to an “assessment,” the lowest order of priority. The letter reads, “The captioned case was inadvertently opened as a full investigation. Per a conversation with executive management, the case will be closed and the matter will be opened as an assessment.”

Imagine the community’s reaction to a Oct. 31, 2013, headline reading, “FBI Backs Off from Pledge of Full Investigation of Lopez Shooting.”

San Francisco–based FBI spokesman Prentice Danner says that while the reclassification indicates that the investigation was put on the lowest tier of the FBI’s classification priorities, it didn’t represent a downgrading of the agency’s commitment to the case. “There is not a whole lot of difference” between an assessment and an investigation, he says.

The last local police-related-shooting FBI investigation involved a shooting in Rohnert Park and a full criminal investigation of the incident by the FBI, parallel to the local investigation. The widespread media conflation of the FBI’s respective involvement in the two cases, Danner concedes, is an “interesting point.”

He couldn’t provide a timeline of the FBI’s involvement in the Lopez shooting. The Department of Justice didn’t complete its investigation until after the district attorney and the Santa Rosa Police Department concluded theirs—and as part of its assessment, the FBI was provided with the results of those agencies’ investigations. But Danner stressed that the FBI did not rely on their conclusions to reach its own. “We still do our due diligence,” he says, “we’re not in the business of taking another agency’s word for it. We owe it to the people and the communities that we serve—that is not how we do business.”

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Eventually, the Civil Rights Division of the U.S. Department of Justice issued a conclusion in the form of a letter to the SCSO and the Lopez family. The determination: Andy Lopez’s civil rights weren’t violated.

The FBI’s decision to reclassify its role raises some questions three years later. Did any Sonoma County officials know about the reclassification? “As far as the FBI’s involvement after the Lopez case,” Crum says, “we had no involvement with them whatsoever. They may have been in contact with [the Santa Rosa Police Department] or the DA’s office. We have no knowledge of an assessment versus an investigation.”

Lt. Mike Lazzarini of the Santa Rosa Police Department’s Investigations Bureau says their investigation was sent to the district attorney and shared with the FBI, but he couldn’t speak to “the FBI’s administrative handling or classification of that case.”

The district attorney’s press office did not respond to questions about the Oct. 30 FBI memo, but in response to a public records request, the county counsel’s office says it has no record of any communication with the FBI by any county official, elected or otherwise, in the immediate aftermath of the shooting, including anyone at the district attorney’s or sheriff’s office.

JUSTICE IN THE WEEDS

It’s a hazy and warm sunny Saturday afternoon on Moorland Avenue at Andy’s Park, an unofficial memorial created at the site of Lopez’s death. The park is overgrown with weeds and empty except for a woman and her dog, who wade through the thigh-high growth to sit on a picnic bench. An ice cream truck circles, but there are no kids chasing its music. Down Moorland toward Todd Avenue, a Latino man with a tattoo above his left eye walks up the road, carrying a case of beer. A few doors down, children play with their parents in the driveway. Along the edge of the park are a number of abandoned toddler’s walkers.

It’s not hard to imagine that the parents of these toddlers may have brought their kids here to take their first, tentative steps—hopeful if unsteady steps, down that same street where Lopez lost his life. Those baby steps provide a poignant metaphor for the ongoing efforts at police reform in Sonoma County. There’s also a sense that time has stopped here—and won’t start up again until some tangible measure of justice for Lopez is achieved.

His memorial is painted with the words, “Start Healing,” and it’s been over a thousand days since the shooting. But the sign that ticks off the days since the shooting cuts off at day 968, and the grass is so high now that the word “Justice” is blocked from view. This week, the Sonoma County Board of Supervisors was moving forward on plans for Andy’s Unity Park, but for now there’s a sense that a community has been stunned into a kind of stasis by the tragedy. One interviewee in Rogers’ trailer recounts how the event traumatized a friend of Lopez’, the boy whose Airsoft rifle was in his hands when he was shot. And Andy’s best friend still hasn’t been back to school.

Another of Rogers’ interviewees is Santa Rosa pediatrician Meredith Kieschnick, who has worked with at-risk children for decades. Her voice softly rose as she cast the shooting as a community-wide traumatic event involving a child at play, and emphasized “restorative justice” as the way forward for the community—police and citizens alike. In that model, victims and perpetrators come together in a spirit of healing.

Kieschnick observes with quiet passion that kids in Lopez’s part of the county have a tough road to walk already. Many live in poverty, some have family immigration issues, others face gangs and crime, and lack “the basic things that young people need to do well”—especially “an attachment to a kind, caring adult.”

KNOWING IS POWER

A troubled man sits in a local cafe in Guerneville hovering over a notebook. He made a threatening comment to a patron and is still seated at his table when Jensen enters with two other deputies. They’ve never seen him before.

Amid a national convulsion over viral-video police shootings, much of the job of 21st century policing involves street-level interactions at the front-line of a society that has failed to account for its most vulnerable citizens. There’s a basic low-level constancy of petty crime, mental-health issues and addiction—and discretion and patience and good humor—that animates much of an officer’s day, and where decisions have to be made that can have an enormous impact on someone’s life. For example, committing someone on a psychiatric hold is not a step to be taken lightly—and Jensen doesn’t. “I’m taking away your civil rights if I do that.”

The young man is wearing an A’s hat, and Jensen—a die-hard Giants fan—gently teases him for the hat and tells him to stay out of the cafe. Nobody wants to press charges—not the cafe or the person who was the subject of the threat. Jensen shakes the man’s hand and sends him off, and the man seems genuinely surprised at the gesture of respect.

Jensen says the No. 1 misperception that the public has about his profession is that “one deputy is just like the next.” He takes issue with a media-fueled notion that the SCSO agency is aloof and disengaged and doesn’t know, or care to know, the communities it serves. Jensen worked in Roseland for five years and engaged with countless citizens on the beat there, he says—but even still, it’s impossible to know everyone. And even if you do, Jensen recalls an incident right after the Lopez shooting where a child was with his parents and Jensen knew them and rolled up in his cruiser with a hello. The kid flipped him off.

THE AFTERMATH

This is the still-raw dynamic that Rogers has chosen to explore in his film. He’s planning two more fundraisers to raise the cash necessary to edit the movie. One is in Oakland at 1611 Telegraph Ave. on May 4 at 6pm; the other is in Petaluma on April 25 at 6:30pm at Aqus Cafe. Rogers will be showing his trailer, and attendees can consider their own views of the shooting in light of Freitas’ observation about a divided community. The other option is to “face the heart-breaking potential of the same tragedy happening again,” Rogers says.

It’s heartbreaking to imagine how things might have played out differently back on Oct. 22, 2013. In the alternative scenario on Moorland Avenue, a deputy drives down the street and sees a familiar person and yells out the car window, “Hey, Andy, what’s going on?”

It’s too late for that storyline to play out. But Lopez’s ultimate legacy remains to be written in a county forever changed by his death. What will his legacy be? Rogers asks.

“Surely it is worthwhile to find out.”

Writers Picks: Culture

Best Band of Behemoths

Step right up, waaay up, to the tips of your toes. You’ll have to crane your neck and squint into the sun if you want to glimpse the gargantuan, colossal, humongous hoopla of Sonoma County’s most massive maestros of hot- jazz hijinks, the Dixie Giants.

An ensemble that’s traversed the towns and cities of the North Bay and beyond for the past four years, the Dixie Giants are in fact a seven-headed hydra of infectious fun and enchanting entertainment, showing up at festivals, concert halls and various events that range from Mardi Gras meltdowns to the fields of another immense Bay Area institution, the San Francisco Giants.

Already acclaimed by enthusiasts of traditional New Orleans jazz, the Dixie Giants have recently expanded on their Crescent City sound with a new album that’s hot enough to boil the sizzling swamps of Louisiana with a fiery soul and cool enough to cheerily charm the kindred crowds of their California roots.

Released last month, Dressed and Ready to Go is the third installment in the Dixie Giants’ ongoing crusade to keep Preservation Hall–inspired raucousness alive. But rather than interpreting century-old standards and flourishing on already well-trod territory, Dressed and Ready to Go finds the group collaboratively composing entirely original music throughout. Led by sky-scraping sousaphone player Nick Pulley, the Dixie Giants employ trad-jazz elements into 12 new “moopin’ and boopin'” instrumental barnburners.

With recent performances throughout the Bay Area, the Dixie Giants have already shared the new foot-stomping music with adoring fans. Keep your eyes open for the mammoth music makers at your local soirée, and be ready to be overpowered by the group’s infectious, illuminating and incandescent jazz. thedixiegiants.com.—C.S.

Best Punk-Rock Comic Strip

Who coerces the Coercer? Nobody, that’s who. The punk-rock hero is the creation of cartoonist Johnny McCracken, who has been drawing his hardcore comic strip ‘The Coercer’ for nearly 20 years. Occupying a zone where Bevis & Butthead, Superman, punk rock and zine culture meet, the Coercer is the straight-edge hero this scene needs, one who persuades posers to adopt the punk-rock principles he holds dear while battling the forces of mediocrity. Stocked with steel-toed boots, cammo shorts and a cape made from a bed sheet, McCracken’s swaggering, stymied character revels in moshing to music and reminding today’s youth that punk is, in fact, not dead. By day, the Coercer is mild-mannered factory drone Joe Renassle, silently putting up with the hassle of everyday life. But on weekends, Renassle shaves his dome to straightedge sheen, straps on his gear and cleans up his town the only way he knows how: by calling bull where he sees it and hunting down ironic hippies and hipsters with glee. Throughout the new collection of comic strips, McCracken envisions the Coercer as a everyman pushed to the brink through a series of soul-draining minutiae. Stylistically, McCracken excels at the furtive furrowing brows that signal the Coercer’s about to lose his cool, and in-your-face close-ups when the boots get to stomping and fists get to flying. This ain’t no Garfield strip, kids. The Coercer is here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and he’s all out of bubblegum. coercercomics.com.—C.S.

Best Horror Movie Missionaries

Terror comes to town every other Thursday when the ongoing CULT Film Series serves up a shocking, spine-tingling double feature of classic horror, science-fiction and comedy at the Roxy Stadium 14 Cinemas in downtown Santa Rosa. Founded by Santa Rosa Entertainment Group’s Neil Pearlmutter, a horror-film aficionado of the highest order, the CULT series—which stands for Classic Underground Lost Treasures—continuously offers older fan favorites and allows a new generation to discover gruesomely entertaining and long-forgotten gems of cinema. The series is a labor of love for Pearlmutter, whose dedication to the genre led to a partnership with Famous Monsters of Filmland, the longest running publication dedicated to horror and fantasy in the world of film. With Famous Monsters co-sponsoring the series, the CULT has grown in the last year since Santa Rosa became ground zero for 2016’s Silver Scream Film Festival, in which Hollywood heavyweights like John Landis and Robert Englund (known globally as the frightful Freddy Krueger) and independent filmmakers from all walks of life convened to show their new films and beloved blockbusters. Though Silver Scream was forced to sit out 2017 to retool the terror, the CULT Film Series is staying strong. This month, CULT-ists get a chance to see two beastly, New York City–smashing monsters when the series presents the 1976 remake of Hollywood’s most famous giant ape, King Kong, and the awesomely campy 1982 B-movie Q, in which David Carradine and Michael Moriarty discover an Aztec dragon nesting in the Chrysler Building and scooping up hapless New Yorkers. CULT films screen on Thursdays at the Roxy Stadium 14, 85 Santa Rosa Ave., Santa Rosa. 7pm. $10. 707.525.8909.—C.S.

Best Man Behind
the Mic Who Is
Also Named Mike

Mike DeWald runs the board for
The Drive with Steve Jaxon on KSRO, a difficult enough job given Jaxon’s uneven personality and the frequent spillings of wine, which reminds us of a song called “Spill the Wine.” Legend has it that the song was inspired by a keyboardist for War, who spilled some wine on the mixing board. Why do we like Mike? The Bohemian does a weekly show on KSRO where we talk about the stories in the paper, and even when Jaxon is a grumpy, miserable shell of a host, Mike’s always got energy, a smile and an easy laugh at our dumb jokes made at Steve’s, or our own, expense. DeWald keeps the show running smoothly and wrangles guests with ease. He’s an ace hand at the knobs who never misses a cue or a commercial break, and who adroitly handles Jaxon’s dark mutterings about his holiday plans, which usually involve loneliness and Spam. The only time you’ll hear dead air with DeWald on the board is when the subject arises, as it often does: When is Jaxon going to get a goddamned award for Best Radio Personality? For now, this is as close as it gets, and we look forward to DeWald lording over his award next time we’re on air with Jaxon, who’s actually an awesome guy, too, with a great sense of humor.—T.G.

Best Music Festival for People Who Dislike People

It’s not that I don’t like people. I just don’t like big crowds of them people bumping into me, touching me or blocking my way. You know, like at music festivals. That’s what makes the Huichica Music Festival such a pleasure. The smaller-scale crowds mean you can focus on the music and scenery rather than the super loud guy in front of you blocking your view of the stage. Of course, it’s the music the really makes the two-day festival such a gem. Huichica, hosted by Sonoma’s Gundlach Bundschu Winery, has become one of Northern California’s premier indie-rock showcases. Bands play on one of four stages, one of which is in old redwood barn. The year’s festival, June 9–10, packs a great lineup that includes Beachwood Sparks, Allah Las (pictured), Robyn Hitchcock, Tim Cohen and Cool Ghouls. The food trucks, chill crowds, pretty views and good wine only add to the appeal. huichica.com.—S.H.

Best Pop
Culture Blender

Snap, crackle and pop–artist Tony Speirs has never met a label he didn’t love. After studying illustration at the Academy of Art College in San Francisco (now the Academy of Art University), Speirs worked in oils that evoked his travels to Latin America and infused the mythos he encountered there. At the turn of the last century, Speirs’ imagination turned in a new direction when he embraced vintage logos, advertisement and mid-20th-century design elements into his new acrylic works. Since then, Speirs, who now lives in Graton, has become one of the North Bay’s most inspired voices for mashed-up nostalgic narrative art and pop-culture curating. Whether he’s reimagining the Quaker Oats man painted up as a member of KISS; invoking Forbidden Planet icon Robby the Robot and other classic automatons in sensationalized spreads; or dressing up Batman in a pink knitted cap to support the women’s protest march from last January—his contribution to the recent “Art of Resistance” group show that exhibited at Santa Rosa’s Backstreet Gallery—Speirs ingeniously incorporates whimsical aesthetics that add levity to socially and politically motivated art. Aside from his involvement with various group art shows in the North Bay, Speirs is also a longtime exhibiting artist in the annual Art at the Source and Sonoma County Art Trails events, which this
year run June 3–4 and June 10–11,
and Oct. 14–15 and Oct. 21–22, respectively. artatthesource.org, sonomacountyarttrails.org.—C.S.

Best Place to Watch Theater in the Ruins of Something That Wasn’t Ever Actually a Theater

There are two places, actually. First, Shakespeare in the Cannery (shakespeareinthecannery.com), presenting Shakespearean entertainments outdoors every summer in Santa Rosa, offers a slightly sinister, ethereal, urban-decay, post-apocalyptic experience. With a stage erected in the center of a vast field surrounded on two sides by the propped-up remains of a crumbling wall, Shakespeare in the Cannery really does take place in what is left of an old cannery. This year, the troupe presents a fairy-centric adaptation of A Midsummer Night’s Dream and a staging of Much Ado About Nothing, transposed to a USO camp in Italy during WWII, with big-band songs incorporated alongside the iambic pentameter and soliloquies. For a more bucolic variation of the theater-in-a-ruins experience, there’s always what’s left of Jack London’s historic winery (just four stone walls and no roof), where Transcendence Theater Company (transcendencetheatre.org) annually stages Broadway Under the Stars. Massively entertaining, with a drop-dead gorgeous backdrop of vineyards, hills and a star-filled sky, the series brings in professional Broadway performers to sing and dance their own variations of Broadway classics—right there in the ruins.—D.T.

Best Nostalgia
Ride That’s More Than a Feeling

The daily route to work claws and curves through the valleys of the Hicks and Nicasio, and into Petaluma and onto the 101 for the last, desperate run to Santa Rosa. Most mornings, it’s also a ride through the Bay Area’s classic rock stations, from the Fog to the Bone to the River to the Bull—with cracked-voice death-metal tirades from Democracy Now‘s Amy Goodman providing the occasional counterpoint—and as one station fades to static, another is always coming in loud and proud with the bloated old classics that are at once comforting and totally goony. So, the first rock album I ever owned was Boston’s “Don’t Look Back,” and for 10 straight, glorious days this winter, I was able to crank up radio-driven tracks from those overplayed bombast rockers on every ride to and from Marin to Santa Rosa. I just could not get away from the Boston, and so I embraced it, and now I crave it, like meth. And, to break up the ride, I like to roll in to the Petaluma 7-11 for a coffee and a nasty sausage biscuit, singing at top volume—it’s more than a feeling, methinks, it’s angina. Along the way to classic-rock salvation, I’ve also learned to love the Eagles all over again. I’m trying to take it easy, them wheels can drive you crazy. Steve Perry is telling me to don’t stop believin’—did Goodman just say the word “impeachment”?—T.G.

Readers Picks: Cannabis

Best

Grower

Sonoma

CannaLUMA

cannaluma.org

Best

Hydroponic Supply Store

Napa

Endless Green

55 Enterprise Court, Ste. 2, Napa.
707.254.0200.

Sonoma

The GrowBiz

13 W. Third St., Santa Rosa.
707.542.3866.

5665 Redwood Drive, Rohnert Park.
707.584.2384.

6731 Sebastopol Ave., Sebastopol.
707.829.1510.

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Pipe Shop

Napa

Mighty Quinn

110 Soscol Ave., Napa. 707.226.7420.

Sonoma

Mighty Quinn

3372 Santa Rosa Ave., Santa Rosa.
707.545.4975.

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Mobile Delivery

Sonoma

CannaLUMA

cannaluma.org

Best

Medical Dispensary

Napa

Wine Country Cannasseurs

winecountrycollective.com

Sonoma

Peace in Medicine

101 N. Dutton Ave., Santa Rosa. 707.834.3227.

6771 Sebastopol Ave. #100, Sebastopol. 707.823.4206.

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Therapeutic Product

Sonoma

Golden Leaf Sports Rub, Natural Cannabis Company

naturalcannabis.com

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Strain

Napa

Trainwreck

Sonoma

Grandaddy Purple (GDP)

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Edibles

Sonoma

Cannabis Gummies, Natural Cannabis Company

naturalcannabis.com

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Cannabis Event

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The Emerald Cup

theemeraldcup.com

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Cannabis Lawyer

Sonoma

Law Offices
of Omar Figueroa

7770 Healdsburg Ave., Ste. A, Sebastopol. 707.829.0215; 415.215.0469.

Writers Picks: Everyday

Best Appearing Act

Have you seen the amazing, appearing staff at Western Farm Center? The level of staffing at this family-owned pet and feed store simply must be seen to be believed.

Drive—right up to the parking lot, tucked just a block off the railroad tracks in between rustic old warehouses, and see staff members appear before your very eyes, lugging hay for equestrian enthusiasts and carting bags of kibble for canine custodians. Walk—right into the store, and be greeted by yet more staff members with nothing better to do than help you with something! Wait—for not much time at all, before a cashier beckons you to the counter to ring up your sundry items. All this in the time it would take to walk from one end of a big-box chain store to the other and back again, searching for an employee.

By what magic are these persons called forth in such number, in the age of the understaffed megastore, staff and customer alike at heel to powerful forces of global capital? It’s just good old customer service, says Western Farm Center’s Trevor Frampton. He and his wife, Maria, are only the second co-owners of the store after her father, Lou Bertolini, and his brother Larry passed on two years ago. “It was something they instituted a long time ago,” Frampton says of the customer-service ethos. “And that’s what we continue today.”

It does help that the store owns the block-wide property on which it was founded in 1967, and they’ve made a few technological upgrades—until quite recently, clerks hand-wrote receipts; now they’ve got scanning guns and a rewards card, to boot. But even more important is that there are actual people there to answer questions about the myriad animal-care products they offer, which cover much more than dogs and cats (don’t forget adorable peeping chicks and ducklings).

“We try desperately,” Frampton says, “to make sure the person that walks into the store is leaving as happy—or more happy—when they leave.”
21 W. Seventh St., Santa Rosa. 707.545.0721.—J.K.

Best Place to Strum ‘Stairway to Heaven’ on Your Lunch Break

A couple of years after the move up Fourth Street, Stanroy Music Center is still the king of the hill when it comes to purchasing or repairing your instrument—or for getting lessons on how to play Katy Perry songs on a mandolin. The customer service here is aces-up, and go ahead and thrum that bongo on your lunch break looking at the fun Orange Amps and racks of brass and stringed instruments. Yes, the Guitar Center is going to field an orgy of choices and deals that places like Stanroy often can’t compete with, but we love them anyway. There’s a well-curated selection of high-quality instruments for every budget and musical persuasion—and regular sales, too. 850 Fourth St., Santa Rosa. 707.545.4827.—T.G.

Best Way to Make Game Night Political

It’s starting to feel like every day we wake up in this Trump era is a roll of the dice. The billionaire prez and his gaggle of swampy cronies have been throwing up roadblocks for everything from immigration to insurance, and now it looks like it’s “game over” for anyone looking to get their hands on arts, social services and healthcare. While lots of North Bay folks are wringing hands and sweating the details, San Rafael lawyer David Pullman is crafting a creative way to get your angst out with the help of his old-school board game Basket of Deplorables. Laid out a lot like Milton Bradley’s classic Game of Life, Pullman’s game lets you play as Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton, Elizabeth Warren or Barack Obama. Your figure navigates a trivia-laced trek through a campaign trail set in 2020 as you try to overcome Trump’s “reign of error.” Along the way, players encounter cardboard cutouts of Steve Bannon, Betsy DeVos, Vladimir Putin and other Trump associates, and attempt to collect them in the basket they belong in. Pullman, a San Rafael defense attorney who works primarily in criminal marijuana cases, is still in the manufacturing stages of the game, though he’s been testing it locally and is already seeing its therapeutic results. Pullman is hosting a Kickstarter campaign to mass-produce the board game, and he’s looking for a September release. Pullman also notes that
10 percent of profits go to organizations fighting Trump. Right now, Kickstarter campaign backers can print-and-play at home. Just don’t be surprised if the game tears your family apart like a high-stakes session of Monopoly. basketofdeplorables.games.

—C.S.

Best Signs of the Times

As so-called President Trump continues to inflict his unique combination of ignorance and arrogance on the country, the popular vote loser is inspiring new and entertaining forms of resistance, like Snoop Dogg’s “Lavender” video, pussy hats and the homemade residential signs along Highway 12 between Santa Rosa and Sebastopol. The first one I saw go up was “Guard Your Cat So Trump Can’t Grab It.” Part of the joke here may be that the sign is near the Sonoma County Humane Society. That sign went up in the long-ago days before Russia helped Trump get elected. Since then, the rhyming homeowner came up with a few more ditties like “America Took a ‘Great’ Dump and Out Came Trump.” It’s high time he (or she) put up a new one. I’d offer a few rhyming couplets for the sign maker’s consideration, but I can’t think of anything clever that rhymes with “fascism,” “I still can’t believe he’s really president” or “death of democracy.” But I’ll be watching the spot to see what comes next.—S.H.

Most Adorable Department of Water Resources

A great feat of endurance, strength and resolve to make tomorrow another day is going almost unnoticed in the midst of urban Napa, after torrential rains burst dams and washed away homes, leaving some of its most vulnerable residents homeless, shivering in the cold. Not so much human residents, but the beaver residents of Tulocay Creek. “It has been a wild winter at the beaver pond,” says Robin Ellison, a Napa wildlife watcher who’s kept a close watch on the beavers since they made a short stretch of this humble, urban creek channel their home several years ago. During the drought, the beavers set to work on a simple stick dam, creating habitat for birds and other wildlife, rebuilding after a storm in January 2016 flooded their home. Then, in 2017, winter turned on the beaver family like some White Witch, unleashing three damn-blowing storms in a row. “Tulocay Creek came within a foot of spilling its banks, and the magnificent beaver lodge was swept away,” Ellison reports. “The poor beavers were homeless and befuddled the following week, out in daylight trying hard to stay awake.” Ellison’s photo of a beaver that had worked so hard to build a new dam for its family that it fell asleep on the branch it was gnawing, would surely affect even the heart of someone who regards nature’s hydrologic engineers as mere pesky rodents. At last report, the rebuilt lodge has an impressive foyer entrance.—J.K.

Best-Looking
Drug Addicts

While there’s plenty of excellent coffee to go around in these parts, the people watching is particular good at Petaluma’s Acre Coffee. The cafe is nice enough—good lattes, decent sandwiches, never annoying music, rotating art on the walls—but the people-watching is top-notch. Perhaps it’s due to its central location and Petaluma’s ever-changing demographic, but sitting at Acre feels like a visit to Brooklyn, Berlin or any other hipster hub, especially on the weekends. Adorable, smartly dressed couples sip cappuccinos with their perfect, bonnet-clad babies. Students with pink hair and septum rings work on their homework. Freelance techies, in casual plaid and glasses, code away while locals in Birkenstocks and Patagonia fleece read the paper. The eclectic mix of digital nomads, local moms and dads, hip young things and old-school Sonoma County denizens is as much a treat for the senses as the coffee. 21 Fourth St., Petaluma. 707.772.5117.—F.T.

Best Place to Find Something Kinky
in The Cupboard

Sonoma County has no shortage of vintage stores and boutiques, but Guerneville’s Sonoma Nesting Co. stands out for its off-the-beaten-path offerings. Encompassing a couple of large rooms and a garden (where a Champagne bar is in the making, scheduled to open this summer), the Sonoma Nesting Company welcomes the shopper with cabaret music, artworks of the abstract and nude variety, and a plethora of odd, funny and colorful objects, small and large. Pay attention to the vintage furniture the friendly owners restore and especially to what gets stashed in the cabinets; they’ve been known to hold obscene china, creepy dolls and naughty statues. The locals who hang out the store are as eclectic as the merchandise. It’s all part of the quirky fun. 16151 Main St., Guerneville. 707.869.3434.—F.T.

Best Very Large Man Made of Fiberglass

They are known to certain pop-historians and sleepy truckers from the 1960s as ‘Muffler Men. Their numbers have dwindled, but they once dotted the country. Muffler Men are massive fiberglass statues, generally measuring 18 to 25 feet tall, towering figures representing icons like Paul Bunyan and Chicken Boy. Never heard of Chicken Boy? Then you’ve obviously never been to Highland Park, Calif. Highland Park is all about Chicken Boy. But where were we? Oh, right. Muffler Men. The first known Muffler Man was Paul Bunyan himself, custom-made for the Paul Bunyan Cafe in Flagstaff, Ariz., in 1962. Paul was very tall, and he carried a mighty axe, made with care by International Fiberglass, of Venice, Calif., where owner Bob Prewitt took that order, hardly suspecting he’d just started an American phenomenon. So popular was this fiberglass man that soon other enormous men were ordered. They did not become known as Muffler Men until much later, after some enterprising auto-parts store ordered up a Paul Bunyan with the axe replaced by . . . a muffler. More Muffler Men were ordered from International Fiberglass. Then a man with a hot dog. Then a bunch of other things. The rest is history. Chicken Boy. The Gemini Giant. The Uniroyal Gal. What does any of this have to do with Sonoma County? As fate would have it, the only official Muffler Man to reside in Sonoma County is the beloved Big Bert, currently towering above the River Bend Resort in Forestville. He looks like Paul Bunyan, but in his arms is a canoe paddle. Little else is known about him. But who cares? He’s tall, he’s scary, and he’s awesome. Why? Because he’s a Muffler Man.—11820 River Road, Forestville. 707.887.7662.—D.T.

Best Association with a Hit TV Show You’ll Never Be Able to Get Out of Your Mind—Ever

Who can ever go to a car wash again without memories of Walter White? Not me. Splash is a colorful and always-jumping car wash with all the old-time funny brushes and scrubber wheels and those mauve canvas fronds that lap at your car like an octopus as they slither across the windshield. It’s an adventure just like when I was a kid, except I no longer leave the rear window open a crack to see what happens. During the drought, I stuck to Irish car washes for the wheels—swabbed the exterior with a clean rag in the light occasional rain—but I got a 10-wash Splash-pack and have been hitting the Santa Rosa outpost on a nearly weekly basis with the return of a true mud season. Splash has the post-wash vacuums lined up and ready to suck the filth out of the interior, and a menu of various exterior cleansing options that will leave you feeling all sparkly and clean—until the next mud puddle. Or episode of Breaking Bad.

1245 Santa Rosa Ave., Santa Rosa. 707.546.3665.—T.G.

Best Shoe-Sock Combo
on a Local Politician

Jared Huffman joined some other eco-warrior lawyers for a confab at Santa Rosa Junior College in Rohnert Park this winter—the subject was Trump, the environment and what can be done. The North Coast congressman’s blue-state striped socks were striking and emerged from his slacks as he took a seat for the panel discussion. It’s quite a shoe-sock combo, revealing as well that the man’s got some pretty darn jumbo footsies. Huffman’s pretty tall, too, so everything’s in proportion. But look at those black shoes: they are worn, they are scuffed, they are a hard-working congressman’s shoes, and they are made for walking the walk.—T.G.

Writers Picks: Family

Best Local Clowns (Not Politicians, But Real Clowns)

It’s a toss up (that’s a juggling joke, folks!), an even split between three first-rate Sonoma County–based clowns, two associated with a vey famous circus, the other connected to an equally famous fast-food chain (and, no, we don’t mean the one with the clown named Jack).

First up is Reed Martin of Sonoma, a longtime performer and show-creator for the Reduced Shakespeare Company. Prior to his decades-long stint with the aforementioned comedy troupe (known for taking very big things—Shakespeare’s canon, the Bible, the history of America—and turning them into very funny shows), Martin was a hard-working clown with the Ringling Brothers-Barnum & Bailey Circus. Now that that American institution has announced its impending closure, he’s expressed a strong sense of sadness at the news. “I guess I always thought the Ringling Brothers Circus would never die,” he says. “It’s always been ‘death, taxes and Ringling,’ you know?”

Believe it or not, Martin is not the only Sonoma County veteran of the Ringling Bros. Circus. Second up is LaRena Iocco, a Sonoma County native and graduate of SSU and SRJC, who learned the art of clowning at San Francisco’s Circus Center and did a stint with “the Greatest Show on Earth.” She also founded the Naked Clown Calendar—a fundraising effort that is every bit as funny, silly and sexy as it sounds—and is now clowning around with the Awaji Art Circus in Japan.

Third up is winemaker Squire Fridell, co-owner and operator of GlenLyon Vineyards in Glen Ellen. Before settling down to his current existence as benevolent wine baron, he established himself as a dependably exuberant star of television commercials, appearing in more than 3,000 ads. And for six years, he appeared in perhaps his most famous series of television commercials, thwarting greedy Hamburglers and purple Grimaces as the world’s best-known, fast-food clown. Yep. Squire Fridell was Ronald McDonald. But his wines are delicious.—D.T.

Best Slightly Creepy French Circus (For the Whole Family)

Cirque de Bohème, founded by French circus performer Michel Michelis, has been putting up its colorful tent each November at Cornerstone Gardens in Sonoma for the last few years. Recruiting performers from around the Bay Area and beyond, Cirque de Bohème creates a differently themed show for the holiday season. Trapeze artists, jugglers, clowns, contortionists and more dazzle local thrill-seekers with acts that are part musical theater, part Cirque du Soleil and part eerie dream world—and wholly original and entertaining. Inspired by the “nouveau circus” troupes of 1920s Paris, the shows have a storyline, of sorts, merging the various acts together. Often, that storyline involves Michelis himself, as a mysterious master of ceremonies or tour-guide, often called simply “the Bohemian.” Cool name. Michelis’ grandfather was an original founder of the Cirque de Bohème, over a hundred years ago. A veteran of WWI, Gabriel Michelis and a circus-loving friend named Armand first introduced their own brightly colored tent to the streets of Montmartre. Then came WWII, when the Nazi occupation of France turned the tent into a kind of underground safe haven for the resistance movement and meeting place for American servicemen after the liberation of France—Cirque de Bohème was known as a place of magic and beauty and happy (if momentary) dreams. A century later, thanks to Michelis, and his grandfather’s legacy, those dreams continue in Sonoma County. cirquedeboheme.com.—D.T.

Best Place to See Dead Animals

If you live in Sonoma County, and you’re one of those folks who get all tingly for taxidermy, then you are in luck, because there is no better place to see large, dead, stuffed animals than in the city of Petaluma. In a single day, you could visit Petaluma High School’s very cool Wildlife Museum (pictured; petalumawildlifemuseum.org), where you can witness the stiff, steely spectacle of dozens of stuffed lions, bears, leopards, wolves, rabbits and baboons—a few of which are frozen in the act of eating each other. It’s awesome. You might even take a moment to peer into one of the many terrariums rife with snakes, lizards and other live reptiles. All done? Then take a walk downtown to say hello to Rex the Wonder Bear, a certified Petaluma landmark. Rex is a large, rather imposing polar bear, permanently posed in the window of Tomasini’s Rex Ace Hardware & Country Store (313 B St.), where, over the years, he’s dazzled and surprised generations of children and unsuspecting passersby. Need a drink now? Then go have a stiff one at the wildly atmospheric Andresen’s Bar (19 Western Ave.), where a vast number of taxidermy heads hang on the walls of the historic watering hole—along with the guns, crossbows and other weapons that (presumably) actually killed them.—D.T.

Best Place to See Live Animals

For those who prefer their wild animals to be walking and talking (or squawking), Safari West wildlife preserve in Santa Rosa has a vast, Animal Planet–sized array of critters, many roaming about on the multi-acre sanctuary. There are gentle vegetarian creatures (zebras, giraffes, bongos, elands, bonteboks); dangerous creatures who eat other creatures (hyenas, cheetahs, servals, caracals, fennec foxes); and even some dangerous vegetarians (Cape buffalo, rhinos, Watusi cattle, wildebeests). You can also find monkeys and lemurs, ostriches and flamingos, porcupines and crested screamers (that last one is a bird). Since many of the residents are not readily accessible, visitors board a jeep and go on a drive-by photo safari, rumbling past the buffalo wallowing in mud, or perhaps driving behind a herd of scampering zebras. Be warned, though—zebras are extremely gassy. No, really. Ask the tour-guide. It’s something about their digestive systems being designed to unload extra weight in case they suddenly need to run from a predator. Or, you know, a jeep. safariwest.com.—D.T.

Best Beach Where You Can Worry Just a Little Less About the Kids

Sonoma County beaches are far from kid-friendly. Powerful surf, wicked currents and cold water do not make for a family day the beach, at least if you want your kids to get wet and splash about. The risk of drowning, even on calm days, is no joke. But that doesn’t mean you have to stay away from the ocean if you’re looking to bring the kids to the beach. The water at Doran Park State Beach can look gentle, but even on small days the waves break hard on shallow water. But if you continue to the tip of the beach where it starts to bend to the east and butts up against the jetty at the harbor entrance, you’ll find the calmest beach in Sonoma County. Because the beach is tucked into a corner and faces east and away from the ocean, it’s protected from all but the biggest swells. Come summer, it’s lake-like. While you still can’t take your eyes off your kids when they’re in the water, the parental fear factor ratchets down a few notches. As a bonus, because it’s relatively shallow and calm, it’s a few degrees warmer than other nearby beaches. On warm days, make sure you get there early, because the parking lots do fill up. 201 Doran Beach Road, Bodega Bay. 707.875.3540.—S.H.

Writers Picks: Food & Drink

Best Secret Ingredients Psst. You, sir. Over here. Yes, you. Step this way. Come a little closer. There, we're alone. Now then, can I interest you in a little magic dust? Wait, it's not what you're thinking. This is the good stuff. Homegrown even. Look at this pinkish one. Know what this is? That's purple sauerkraut that's been dehydrated and turned...

Writers Picks: Recreation

Best Cycle-Repair Shop Tucked Where You'd Least Expect It You can't miss the spot where the vineyards meet the redwoods in Forestville. Westbound drivers on River Road are plunged into darkness like some Tunnel of Love on a narrow stretch of road that winds between towering, second-growth sequoias and squeezes in between vacation homes. Atmospheric, iconic and, if you're doing...

Readers Picks: Family

BestBaby Gift Store Napa Lemondrops Children's Boutique & Toys 6525 Washington St., Yountville. 707.947.7057. Sonoma Cupcake 641 Fourth St., Santa Rosa. 707.579.2165. 107 Plaza St., Healdsburg. 707.433.3800. BestToy Store Napa Toy B Ville 1343 Main St., Napa. 707.253.1024. Sonoma The Toyworks 6940 Sebastopol Ave., Sebastopol. 707.829.2003. BestChildren's Clothing Store Napa Lemondrops Children's Boutique & Toys 6525 Washington St., Yountville. 707.947.7057. Sonoma Cupcake 641 Fourth St., Santa Rosa. 707.579.2165. 107 Plaza St., Healdsburg. 707.433.3800. BestChildren's Consignment Store Sonoma Wee Three Children's Store 1007 W. College Ave.,...

Readers Picks: Romance

BestPlace for Singles to Meet Napa Downtown Joe's Brewery & Restaurant 902 Main St., Napa. 707.258.2337. Sonoma Jackson's Bar and Oven 135 Fourth St., Santa Rosa. 707.545.6900. Best Romantic Dinner Napa Celadon 500 Main St., Ste. G, Napa. 707.254.9690. Sonoma River's End 11048 Hwy. 1, Jenner. 707.865.2484. BestStaycation Napa Solage 755 Silverado Trail N., Calistoga. 707.266.7534. Sonoma Flamingo Conference Resort and Spa 2777 Fourth St., Santa Rosa. 707.545.8530. Best Boutique Hotel Napa Mount View Hotel & Spa 1457 Lincoln Ave., Calistoga. 707.942.6877. Sonoma Hotel Healdsburg 25 Matheson St.,...

Readers Picks: Home Improvement

BestReal Estate Brokerage Napa Coldwell Banker Brokers of the Valley cbnapavalley.com Sonoma Liz Uribe, Better Homes & Gardens Real Estate 7300 Healdsburg Ave., Ste. B, Sebastopol. 707.829.2011. BestMoving & Storage Sonoma Redwood Moving & Storage 190 Foss Creek Circle, Ste. K, Healdsburg. 707.433.2240. BestSelf-Storage Napa Storage by George! 1135 Golden Gate Drive, Napa. 707.224.8400. Sonoma Southpoint Self Storage 6905 Southpoint Ave., Sebastopol. 707.329.0817. BestArchitect Napa Backen, Gillam & Kroeger Architects 1421 Main St., St. Helena. 707.967.1920. Sonoma Paul Gilger, Hedgpeth Architects 2321 Bethards...

Unwritten Legacy

Sonoma County Sheriff Steve Freitas is on-screen on a video monitor set up in the Worth Your Weight cafe in Santa Rosa being interviewed by documentary filmmaker Ron Rogers. It's a Sunday evening in late January, and the cafe has been given over to a fundraising event for Rogers' documentary about the Roseland shooting of Andy Lopez by a sheriff's...

Writers Picks: Culture

Best Band of Behemoths Step right up, waaay up, to the tips of your toes. You'll have to crane your neck and squint into the sun if you want to glimpse the gargantuan, colossal, humongous hoopla of Sonoma County's most massive maestros of hot- jazz hijinks, the Dixie Giants. An ensemble that's traversed the towns and cities of the North Bay...

Readers Picks: Cannabis

BestGrower Sonoma CannaLUMA cannaluma.org BestHydroponic Supply Store Napa Endless Green 55 Enterprise Court, Ste. 2, Napa. 707.254.0200. Sonoma The GrowBiz 13 W. Third St., Santa Rosa. 707.542.3866. 5665 Redwood Drive, Rohnert Park. 707.584.2384. 6731 Sebastopol Ave., Sebastopol. 707.829.1510. BestPipe Shop Napa Mighty Quinn 110 Soscol Ave., Napa. 707.226.7420. Sonoma Mighty Quinn 3372 Santa Rosa Ave., Santa Rosa. 707.545.4975. Best Mobile Delivery Sonoma CannaLUMA cannaluma.org Best Medical Dispensary Napa Wine Country Cannasseurs winecountrycollective.com Sonoma Peace in Medicine 101 N. Dutton Ave., Santa Rosa. 707.834.3227. 6771 Sebastopol Ave. #100, Sebastopol. 707.823.4206. Best Therapeutic Product Sonoma Golden Leaf Sports...

Writers Picks: Everyday

Best Appearing Act Have you seen the amazing, appearing staff at Western Farm Center? The level of staffing at this family-owned pet and feed store simply must be seen to be believed. Drive—right up to the parking lot, tucked just a block off the railroad tracks in between rustic old warehouses, and see staff members appear before your very eyes, lugging...

Writers Picks: Family

Best Local Clowns (Not Politicians, But Real Clowns) It's a toss up (that's a juggling joke, folks!), an even split between three first-rate Sonoma County–based clowns, two associated with a vey famous circus, the other connected to an equally famous fast-food chain (and, no, we don't mean the one with the clown named Jack). First up is Reed Martin of Sonoma,...
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