Ghost of Bush

10.01.08


Brian Eno is not a household name, but anyone who has started up a computer with Windows 95 has heard his music. Eno, a 1970s British prog-rocker-cum-ambient-guru, was commissioned by Microsoft to write the operating system’s four-second piece of startup music. Eno made 84 songs, and picked the best one. Though Windows OS startup music has changed over the years, Eno’s is probably one of the best, if not the best, an epic ambient instrumental in miniature.

David Byrne may not be a household name either, but Talking Heads are. Byrne, his Heads and Eno collaborated on three Talking Heads albums from 1978 to 1980, and then Eno and Byrne got together for the landmark collaboration My Life in the Bush of Ghosts. Released in February 1981, it represented the most experimental, but compelling, meeting of the minds between the two. It was rereleased in 2006 with a few new tracks and interesting studio moments added, marking what for 25 years had been the album’s growing and deep influence on genres diverse as world music, hip-hop and experimental.

The album has been credited with being among the first recordings to fully embrace and utilize sampling, a now common practice that we don’t even bat an eye at in the work of, say, Beck, Ministry or Aphex Twin. David Byrne and his band play Oct. 8 at the Wells Fargo Center. (Unfortunately, the reclusive Eno is not joining the tour.)

The idea of taking a piece of audio—an inflamed radio caller, a backpedaling politician caught in a mea culpa, a Muslim chanting the Koran, a freaky Irish priest performing an exorcism, what have you—and resituating it into a piece of music it originally had no initial connection to was revolutionary at the time, and it was exactly what Byrne and Eno derived creative inspiration from. The results of Bush of Ghosts—named after Amos Tutuola’s novel based on Yoruba folk tales—were surprising, sometimes jarring and often otherworldly beautiful, as on “The Carrier,” where Eno’s floating ambience collides with Byrne’s straightforward rock approach, supplemented by out-of-context Arabic samples.

It can even be argued that rapping was brought into the public consciousness as much by Byrne on Talking Heads’ Remain in Light (listen to “Crosseyed and Painless”) as it was by the Sugarhill Gang or the griot tradition of the Africa diaspora. Two rather wimpy, arty white guys, Eno and Byrne, were laying groundwork in sampling and rapping that would influence generations of artists to follow; Hank Shocklee of Public Enemy has publicly praised Bush of Ghosts as a seminal inspiration.

Almost three decades later, Byrne and Eno have collaborated again to make 2008’s Everything That Happens Will Happen Today, which Byrne has flatly stated is “not Bush of Ghosts II. ” He is very right. The album sounds more like a David Byrne solo release (Talking Heads disbanded officially in 1991) with occasional tell-tale signs of Eno’s signature off-kilter piano or narcotic, cinematic ambience. “A lot of the music I’ve done you can’t even imagine there being a performance of it, you can’t even imagine it done by particularly human beings,” Eno stated in a Bush of Ghosts&–era interview, which may explain his absence from the current tour.

Byrne is focusing performances on “the music of David Byrne and Brian Eno,” which spans the three Talking Heads albums and now two Byrne-Eno collaborations. Given how different the three Heads’ records involving Eno are, and the three decades between Bush of Ghosts and Everything That Happens, it should make for an interesting grab-bag of material for Byrne to pull from live. Last time Byrne was at the Wells Fargo Center, he concluded the night by having the Extra Action Marching Band play in the aisles as he sipped a beer, the eternal ringleader keeping people on their toes.

 

While Byrne may be viewed by some as megalomaniacal—always the clear leader of Talking Heads, and now performing by himself songs that he, the other Talking Heads and Eno wrote equally—his talent, range and breadth of ideas cannot be denied. Unrelentingly creative, he, like Eno, is a person never content to laurel-rest but to always seek new horizons in sound.

 David Byrne performs on Wednesday, Oct. 8, at the Wells Fargo Center, 50 Mark West Springs Road, Santa Rosa. 8pm. $55&–$65. 707.546.3600.


Letters to the Editor

10.01.08

Clouded Judgement?

I am both amazed and astonished by the lack of attention and editorial integrity by your investigative staff (“Evil White Rain,” by Brodie Jenkins, the Conspiracy Issue, Aug. 27). The issue of aerial spraying and the government data of high levels of heavy metals in our residential water supplies and soil should be of great alarm, I would think. Yet your paper chose to minimize over four hours of interviews with Rosalind Peterson and me, and publish the article in the “Conspiracy Issue,” which we both asked Brodie to not use as a term in the article. Why?

We did nothing to warrant the title “Evil White Rain” nor did we make any accusations to elicit a notion of conspiracy. We did however, give Brodie years of government documents and research which showed extreme spikes in heavy metals in our soil and drinking water supplies throughout Northern California, and documents identifying at least 60 weather modification programs across the Western United States, many of which use heavy metals in their spraying and seeding of clouds or creation of clouds.

We do not deal in conspiracies. We gave Brodie government documents and research. We asked only that your paper print the truth and the facts given.  This is a much bigger issue than the little article you so feebly published. We were led to believe you and your paper cared about this issue, as it affects all of our community’s health. The issue is complicated and of grave concern.

 I am completely puzzled by your lack of concern. We came to you because we believed in your investigative reporting on important issues. I have now lost faith and belief in that idea.

I would ask that you reconsider a much more detailed article on this issue and dig a bit deeper into research. Many people in Northern California are very concerned and receiving no information. We see the jets, we witness and film the contrails, we watch as our bright blue skies are covered in white, poisonous clouds.

Have you ever taken a look at our once clear Sonoma County hills and asked yourself, “What is all that white haze, day after day, and where is it coming from?”

Len Greenwood

Cazadero

  ‘White Evil Rain’ is a lyric line from a Beck song titled ‘Chemtrails,’ not an indictment of your work.

To Have ‘Erred’ is Human

Wondering ultimately what to do with my mother’s ashes, which I hold at home, I was thrilled to read Gretchen Giles’ article “Dying Art” which embraces this question (Sept. 24).

I recall poet Randall Jarrell’s statement that a poet uses more of the word than most readers are accustomed. I refer here to Giles’ conscious or unconscious use of the word “undeterred” at the beginning of the third paragraph from the end of the article. If “interred” means “buried,” and if “deterred” could be a creative alternative for “disinterred” meaning “unburied,” mightn’t the word “deterred” have a double meaning and also mean “unburied”? Following this bit of linguistic logic, perhaps it wouldn’t be much of a stretch to conclude that “undeterred” once again could mean “buried,” as in “Perhaps it would be best were my entire subject to be undeterred.”

Thank you for the article and your indulgence.

Ed Coletti

Santa Rosa

 

In Favor of Family Farming

Talk about the Big Lie!  The article on the Drake’s Bay Family Farms (“Shell Games,” Sept. 17) ends with a quote from Neal Desai of the National Parks Conservation Association saying, “By protecting Drakes Estero, we are protecting all other wild lands from commercial development coming into it.” The Drake’s Bay Family Farms is not Standard Oil or a commercial development company, it’s a family farm.  And it’s not “coming into” anywhere, it’s already there, and has been already there for years.  Family farms are what made this nation great.  Extend the lease, keep family farms alive!

Jerry Werzinsky

Novato


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Logging Plan Stalled

10.01.08

The total number of forested acres owned by the Bohemian Club may be delaying or perhaps even scuttling the club’s quest for approval of a permanent logging plan for its 2,700-acre Russian River property. It may be an issue of too much forest for the trees.

“I’m just hoping somebody may come to their senses and say the easiest course of action would be to just withdraw it,” says John Hooper, a fourth-generation club member who resigned in 2004 in opposition to ongoing logging of the club’s Bohemian Grove, located slightly northeast of Monte Rio.

As reported in these pages, the San Francisco–based Bohemian Club spent the past two and a half years seeking approval for its proposed nonindustrial timber management plan. An NTMP is intended to let owners of 2,500 acres or less of forested land create a management plan that allows annual logging (in perpetuity) with only minimal paperwork and oversight. The current issue that’s delaying the club’s NTMP application, as Hooper sees it, is how much of the Bohemian Grove property is considered forested in order to qualify for this type of timber plan.

Bohemian Club officials claim their NTMP proposal to cut down as much as 1 million board-feet of timber annually is needed to reduce the fire risk and restore the old-growth forest. They say that selectively logging Douglas fir and other nonredwood trees will pay for clearing undergrowth and other foliage that could lead to a dangerous fire.

But the NTMP application has run into dogged opposition from environmental groups, who argue that the plan will destroy vital habitat, increase the fire danger and allow logging of redwood trees more than 100 years old.

The Bohemian Club’s NTMP application is in “holding mode” until the club responds to requests for further information, says Leslie Markham of the California Department of Forestry. The office of Nick Kent, the professional forester who developed the NTMP application for the club, referred all calls to Bohemian Club general manager Matt Oggero, who could not be reached for comment.

Earlier this year the club said it was giving a Montana foundation a 160-acre conservation easement that would include some of the oldest redwood trees on the property. Club officials said the move was intended to refute allegations that old-growth redwood could be logged under the NTMP, but opponents charged that the club was trying to reduce the number of forested acres covered by the NTMP in order to be under the 2,500-acre limit.


Double Eagles

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10.01.08

TRIPPY: The Charles Schwab Cup Championship features senior PGA pros up close and playin’ for just $30.

By Gabe Meline

Sure, it’s outdoors, it’s scenic and players stroll at a leisurely, chosen pace. Within that pace, however, golf is a full-frontal attack on mental stability, a game of constantly fighting against oneself. It’s clustered with psychological brutality; it rarely giveth, formulated instead to taketh away as much as it can wrangle. Golf, in the famous words of outdoorsman Mark Twain, is a good walk spoiled.

And yet in rare moments—a good chip-in from the deep rough, a perfect tee shot that backspins to within a foot of the hole—golf is more rewarding than anything. The perfect sound of a ball dropping finally into the cup owes as much to a million tiny little thoughts, movements, decisions and impulses as it does to divine intervention. To hear that sound 18 times in a row—assuming that all clubs remain in the bag and aren’t thrown into a water hazard at the end of a round—is to know a form of Zen meditation.

Witnessing top-notch professionals achieve this feat in person, hole after hole, isn’t a chance most golf fans have. Big names like Tom Kite, Tom Watson, Nick Price—those are the guys you see on television. They don’t come to town and play for a $2.5 million purse at the golf course down the street. Do they?

They do. For the last five years, pros over the age of 50 like Ben Crenshaw, Hale Irwin and Fuzzy Zoeller have done just that at the Charles Schwab Cup Championship in Sonoma, where each year the top 30 golfers on the Senior Tour finish the season at the Sonoma Golf Club. This year’s championship is held Oct. 30–Nov. 1, and may be one of Sonoma’s last; the tournament moves to San Francisco’s Harding Park in 2010.

For the fans, it couldn’t get better. Crowds in recent years have been small enough for spectators to watch right at the ropes, hear players talking with caddies and even sometimes chat with the pros as they make their way from green to tee. It’s not uncommon for players who’ve won major championships to stop and sign autographs or give pep talks to young golfers.

For the players, it’s a great opportunity to bring the family along, to keep competing, to make a little prize money and to give back to the fans whose support has given them the opportunity to stay in the game. But this is no casual round of golf. As the year-end event for the Senior Tour, the playfield is aggressive; while the atmosphere is inviting, competition can get fierce.

“These guys might have a lot of snow on the roof, but still a lot of fire in the furnace,” says last year’s champion Jim Thorpe, who has won three out of the last five years in Sonoma. “These guys can still play. The level of competition is getting stronger and stronger.”

Who to watch this year? Obviously, Kite, Watson and Price offer name recognition and solid playing, but keep an eye on Fred Funk, whose casual demeanor and goofy jokes are always entertaining. Craig Stadler, known as “the Walrus” because of his imposing frame and droopy moustache, has been famous for his blue-collar temper in the past. If you’re after a potential explosion, he’s the one to follow. Jay Haas and Bernhard Langer have both been prominent winning players in recent years, and underdog Bobby Wadkins, after never winning in 23 years on the PGA Tour, has finally stepped from older brother Lanny’s shadow to win four hard-fought tournaments on the Senior Tour.

Returning champion Thorpe is a natural choice to watch, if for no other reason than to gawk at his bizarre swing (fellow pro Johnny Miller once quipped, “It has more moves than kung-fu”). An aggressive player on the old-school Sonoma course, he drives over tall trees and goes for greens when others play it safe and lay up in front of sand traps. Crediting his past wins in Sonoma to drinking “a lot of wine,” he’s always personable with the gallery.

With tickets at just $30 per day, the Schwab Cup is a great deal for golf fans, and with a wine and food festival on the Sonoma Golf Club’s back lawn, even the casual spectator has something to do during downtime. But to truly appreciate what these players accomplish out on the golf course in Sonoma, it’s worth either trying it out for the first time or brushing up your game beforehand. Here’s a run-down of local public courses to visit before seeing in Sonoma how it’s really done.

 Greens fees change with the season and the day of the week; it’s best to call to confirm rates. Checking course websites will yield seasonal specials and online deals. Many of these courses also have discount offers at www.golfnow.com, especially helpful for the more expensive courses—it’s not uncommon to find rates up to 70 percent off.

Sonoma County

Adobe Creek Golf Club Eighteen holes designed by Robert Trent Jones Jr. A flat, somewhat links-style course with few trees; the biggest obstacle is the wind. Scenic rolling hills surround. Eighteen holes: $15–$61. The Killer Deal: Petaluma residents play for less. 1901 Frates Road, Petaluma. 707.765.3000.

Bennett Valley Golf Course A popular, municipal 18-hole where many youngsters get their start and where old-timers return again and again. Great downhill hole 6 and tricky tee shot off hole 7. Eighteen holes: $15–$39. The Killer Deal: Santa Rosa residents play for $12–$30. 3330 Yulupa Ave., Santa Rosa. 707.528.3673.

Fairgrounds Golf Course A simple nine-hole in the middle of a racetrack with two lakes. Great course for beginners, especially the wide hole 3. Nine holes: $6–$14. The Killer Deal: In October, unlimited play for nine-hole rate from 3pm to sundown. 1350 Bennett Valley Road, Santa Rosa. 707.284.3520.

Foxtail Golf Club Two 18-hole courses, with the south course better for beginners; the north course is a little more challenging. Significantly lower rates for city residents. Eighteen holes: $22–$52. The Killer Deal: Juniors always $7; nine holes just $17. 100 Golf Course Drive, Rohnert Park. 707.584.7766.

Healdsburg Golf Club Built in 1921, this scenic municipal nine-hole features great views, sloped terrain and hole names like “Punch Bowl” and “Cloak and Dagger.” Nine holes: $8–$18. The Killer Deal: After 11am, $17 for 18 holes; after 2pm, just $16. 927 S. Fitch Mountain Road, Healdsburg. 707.433.4275.

Links at Bodega Harbor Eighteen-hole designed by Robert Trent Jones Jr. offers elevated, links-style ocean views. It’s possible to make a hole-in-one on the par 4 hole 16 by driving the green, over the marsh. Eighteen holes: $45–$90. The Killer Deal: Juniors play for $15 on weekdays with paying adult. 21301 Heron Drive, Bodega Bay. 707.875.3538.

Los Arroyos Golf Club A surprising course that doesn’t look like much from the road but offers challenging holes and homespun charm. Hole 5 doglegs over a creek with a tight fairway. Nine holes: $10–$14. The Killer Deal: Monday–Saturday after noon, unlimited play for the nine-hole rate. 5000 Stage Gulch Road, Sonoma. 707.938.8835.

Northwood Golf Club A historic course designed in 1928 by Alister MacKenzie, world-famous designer of Augusta National and Cypress Point. Redwood trees are plentiful; accuracy required. Nine holes: $20–$26. The Killer Deal: Unlimited play after 3:30pm for regular rate; after 5pm, $13–$16. 19400 Hwy. 116, Monte Rio. 707.865.1116.

Oakmont Golf Club An 18-hole designed with senior golfers in mind, with wide fairways and prominent cart paths. Eighteen holes: $15–$50. The Killer Deal: Go when it’s hot and the greens are empty; it’s easy to get on and play quickly. 7025 Oakmont Drive, Santa Rosa. 707.539.0415.

Rooster Run Golf Club A largely flat 18-hole course with challenging holes and a large lake on hole 18. Lots of wind makes it tough; good rates for Petaluma residents. Eighteen holes: $29–$58. The Killer Deal: After 4pm, 18 holes and dinner of burger and fries at the sports bar afterward for $22. 2301 E. Washington St., Petaluma. 707.778.1211.

Sea Ranch Golf Links Superb views of the sea and design by Robert Muir Graves make this 18-hole, links-style oceanside course a destination. It’s a long drive to get there, so plan ahead. Eighteen holes: $30–$70. The Killer Deal: Nine holes are just $30–$40; under 17 pays half price. 49300 Hwy. 1, Sea Ranch. 707.785.2468.

Sebastopol Golf Course Built in 1960, this simple nine-hole features just one lake and few bunkers; it’s the trees that’ll get in the way of the ball. Good for kids and beginners. Nine holes: $15–$17. The Killer Deal: Stop off at Mom’s Apple Pie afterwards. 2881 Scotts Right of Way, Sebastopol. 707.823.9852.

Sonoma County Golf Park A short nine-hole and a separate pitch ‘n’ putt course make this brand-new park perfect for beginners. Nearby sheep and eucalyptus trees offer nice views. Nine holes: $6–$20. The Killer Deal: Unlimited play all day for just $20. 1475 W. Sierra Ave., Cotati. 707.795.1760.

Wikiup Golf Course A varied nine-hole with the ultimate quandary on hole 2: drive over the lake or lay up short? Hole 8 is a good, open par 5 for beginners. Nine holes: $13–$16. The Killer Deal: On weekends, each round of nine after the first is just $8. 5001 Carriage Lane, Santa Rosa. 707.546.8787.

Windsor Golf Club Excellent, challenging 18-hole course, and host to many championships. Hole 8’s downhill drive around the lake is a standout; the blind shot on hole 3 causes many golfers to hit an empty silo, resonating loudly throughout the course. Eighteen holes: $26–$56. The Killer Deal: Windsor residents play for less. 1340 19th Hole Drive, Windsor. 707.838.7888.

Marin County

Indian Valley Golf Club A nice 18-hole course with some double greens and lots of elevation change. Don’t miss the funky, old open-air elevator from hole 13 to hole 14. Geese, turkeys and deer abound. Eighteen holes: $26–$61. The Killer Deal: After 3pm, just $22. 3035 Novato Blvd., Novato. 415.897.1118.

McInnis Park Golf Center A nine-hole course with views of the bay and Mt. Tamalpais, part of a complex including mini-golf and batting cages. Approach shot on hole 4 wraps around an imposing lake. Nine holes: $17–$20. The Killer Deal: Replay for only $11–$13. 350 Smith Ranch Road, San Rafael. 415.492.1800.

Mill Valley Municipal Golf Course Built in 1919, this very inexpensive nine-hole course is a deceptively simple walk nestled within hundreds of redwood trees. Beautiful views from holes 2 and 4, but be in shape. Nine holes: $12–$19. The Killer Deal: the “back nine” is only $10; Mill Valley residents play for less. 280 Buena Vista, Mill Valley. 415.388.9982.

Peacock Gap Golf Club An 18-hole course designed by William F. Bell, who designed Torrey Pines. After a yearlong restoration, it’s looking better than ever. Hanna, the “goose dog,” keeps geese off the course. Eighteen holes: $50–$75. The Killer Deal: $30 after 4pm with $10 cart fee. 333 Biscayne Drive, San Rafael. 415.453.4940.

San Geronimo Golf Course A well-maintained 18-hole course with challenging holes and affordable rates. The back nine is beautiful with the elevated tee shot off hole 10, with a blind green, as a standout. Eighteen holes: $28–$64. The Killer Deal: Morning play on the back nine is only $20. 5800 Sir Francis Drake Blvd., San Geronimo. 415.488.4030.

Stone Tree Golf Club Upscale 18-hole course with extravagant clubhouse and challenging holes. A long, cart-dependent course that snakes back into the hills. Hole 12 is brutal for those with a hook or slice. Eighteen holes: $85–$120. The Killer Deal: After 2pm, $65–$85. 9 Stonetree Lane, Novato. 415.209.6090.

Napa County

Chardonnay Golf Club Three nine-hole courses that wind through the vineyards. Hole 9 on the Meadows course boasts a tall rock wall in front of the small green with a fairway-wide sand trap. Eighteen holes: $34–$84. The Killer Deal: Good twilight rates. 2555 Jameson Canyon Road, American Canyon. 707.257.1900.

Eagle Vines Golf Club This 18-hole course adjacent to Chardonnay was designed by Johnny Miller. Rolling hills and oaks abound; don’t miss the one-of-a-kind island green on hole 6. Eighteen holes: $50–$95. The Killer Deal: $30 after 3pm; golf cart always included with fee. 580 S. Kelly Road, Napa. 707.257.4470.

Mt. St. Helena Golf Course A nine-hole course located on the Napa County Fairgrounds. Great for beginners and juniors, but experienced players will be challenged by the narrow fairways and small greens. Nine holes: $18–$24. The Killer Deal: After 3pm, just $10–$12. 1435 N. Oak St., Calistoga. 707.942.9966.

Napa Golf Course at Kennedy Park An 18-hole course designed by Jack Fleming that hugs the Napa River with 16 holes of water. Fun, inexpensive and challenging. Annika Sorenstam was seen playing here a few years back. Eighteen holes: $25–$43. The Killer Deal: Twilight rates get as low as $14; juniors play free with full paying adult after 10am. 2295 Streblow Drive, Napa. 707.255.4333.

Silverado Resort Two 18-hole courses designed by Robert Trent Jones Jr. Home of Johnny Miller’s championship hole-in-one right in front of his course-side home in the 1970s. Eighteen holes: $70–$160. The Killer Deal: Technically private, but sign up for email newsletter to play. 1600 Atlas Peak Road, Napa. 707.257.0200.

  

Vintners Golf Club Relatively new nine-hole course surrounding the California Veterans Home; playing here is just one-tenth the cost of eating at the nearby French Laundry. Great for all skill levels. Nine holes: $25–$35. The Killer Deal: Weekdays before 7am, just $12. 7901 Solano Ave., Yountville. 707.944.1992. 

 


Taking Vows

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10.01.08

It was 20 years ago that my wife and I were married. Since I met Lynn and fell head over heels, I’ve never been happier. For me, marriage has been a bridge to possibility. Having this anchor in my life has opened my heart, strengthened my character and emboldened my spirit. To borrow a line from an otherwise unremarkable film, it “makes me want to be a better man.”

Marriage, the vows of love and loyalty, uphold and strengthen families, whether those families consist of just two people (like ours) or many. In an age of chaos and discontent, why would we deny that opportunity to our family, friends and neighbors?

Proposition 8, now on the state ballot, seeks to define marriage in a manner that is too narrow, too small, too blind for the 21st century. Prop. 8 would eliminate the rights of same-sex couples to marry, fundamental human rights that have been won after decades of struggle.

As a volunteer with the No On 8 campaign, I interviewed three committed couples about their experience of marriage.

Robyn Bramhall and Ellen Maremont Silver have lived in Graton for more than 15 years, moving to rural Sonoma County from Oakland. They had a commitment ceremony in 1998 and renewed their vows on their 10th anniversary, July 11, 2008. Did a legally recognized marriage change things? According to Robyn, “It’s been great getting so much positive feedback this time, especially from straight folks, since it seems they ‘get’ how significant it is to have state support of our relationship.”

As for Prop. 8, Robyn says, “I wonder if those who support it understand the concept of separation of church and state in the same way I do. I hope they’ll look at this issue as a simple civil rights question.”

Scott Miller and John Jay met 30 years ago in Minneapolis, and after several moves together settled in Santa Rosa in 1991. They own a company that offers technical support to nonprofit organizations, and they were legally married in August. “We had been together so long that we considered ourselves married anyway,” John says, “but we did see a change in our perception of ourselves in terms of equality with our heterosexual married friends and colleagues.”

John says their marriage has been received “with a lot of warmth,” but worries about what will happen if Prop. 8 passes. “In addition to the acute disappointment of acquiring this right then seeing it taken away, I’m concerned about the legal status of those of us who got married while it was legal. What happens then?”

Heidi Doughty and Rhonda Findling live in Sebastopol. They’ve been together 16 years and have two children. Heidi was “in the closet” at work until last year, when she decided to open up about that aspect of her identity. “I came out and it felt great, just like getting married this summer felt great,” Heidi says. “I was tired of trying to be invisible, as though I weren’t equal to others.”

Heidi’s parents, who originally came from England, told the rest of the family about her wedding to Rhonda. Heidi was “speechless” over the positive response, until her mother explained that “they all know what it means to be married.”

Heidi says she realized that “words matter, terminology matters. We need to be treated like everyone else, so we can be seen as equal. I don’t want to go back, to feel hidden again.”

Heidi’s right. This is not a Red State vs. Blue State issue. Stable families are a worthy goal of every vision of society. It’s not right for government to tell us who we can—or can’t—marry. It wasn’t so long ago that government regulated the color of your husband or wife. The same government regulated the ethnicity or gender of who used drinking fountains, served in the military or was allowed to vote.

We must speak up for our friends, our family members, our neighbors and our co-workers, and we must say no to Prop. 8.

To find out more, visit www.noonprop8.com and www.eqca.org, or plan to attend an informational forum at Congregation Shomrei Torah, 2600 Bennett Valley Road, Santa Rosa, on Sunday, Oct. 5, from 3pm to 5pm. Open Mic is now a weekly feature in the Bohemian. We welcome your contribution. To have your topical essay of 700 words considered for publication, write [ mailto:op*****@******an.com” data-original-string=”hzeF02C+NJU92akrvob4Uw==06aK+WDbVMOVL60X7AIzv9h3f6FpS6ugDOg65OAntXf5oTrMWUyQ26pCTVKJdwGD8O/gEOI6/AxqLuoyl09xTEiV9a/zwOoV8YpiJSGHjD1x78=” title=”This contact has been encoded by Anti-Spam by CleanTalk. Click to decode. To finish the decoding make sure that JavaScript is enabled in your browser. ]op*****@******an.com.


Wine Tasting Room of the Week

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S towed away in tall ships for the long voyage, they landed on the edge of a hot, arid continent that must have surely been a fatal shore, but they put down roots and became a world-famous success. I’m not talking about convicts. Among the grapevine cuttings initially sent to Australia, Shiraz became that nation’s red wine standby for generations, before shipping out to the world on an industrial scale. Before the boatloads of kangaroo-festooned wine, the continent was all about the sheep. Even lately, a major American wool buyer’s bulletin recently celebrated an uptick in prices due to Australia’s continuing drought.

The wooly ruminants have lately regained ground in wine country. Organic vineyards employ miniature, mutton-chopped sheep—too cute to eat—as weed-eaters. Bellwether Farms makes artisan sheep cheeses, and organizations like Sonoma Direct promote Sonoma-grown lamb. All will be paired with Shiraz at an upcoming winemaker dinner called “Sheep and Shiraz” at Santa Rosa’s Zazu Restaurant, suggesting that in a food world dominated by big Cabs and grain-fed beef, the ecologically thrifty sheep and sensuous, approachable Syrah may yet have a great future.

Somewhere along the voyage south, French Syrah gained the ancient moniker Shiraz, maybe not least because it sounds better with an Aussie twang. Aside from the allure of alliteration, event host Ziggy “the Wine Gal” Eschliman says she came up with the “Sheep and Shiraz” theme to highlight the radically different styles of three “rock-star winemakers.” Darryl Groom, who made a splash leading Geyser Peak’s Shiraz program in the 1990s, still calls Healdsburg home but also makes wine Down Under; in addition to his own Palmeri label, Kerry Damskey is a consulting winemaker, well, pretty much everywhere. Shane Finley is termed the “dark sheep” of the mob, a newcomer who, having worked in Australia and Côte-Rôtie, makes small lots in between Old and New World Syrah.

These wines must be good, because they’re impossible to find. Hello, wait—here’s one last bottle of Groom’s 2004 Barossa Valley Shiraz ($20). Opening to aromas of smoky strawberry with baking spices and anise, the wine later orders up blackberry pie. It coats the tongue, seamlessly going down with a lovely warm sensation of sweet, ripe fruit—some elements of the prototypical kangaroo hooch—but this earthy Barossa Shiraz is refined and balanced, as comfortable as an old lambs wool sweater.

Sheep and Shiraz is slated for Sunday, Oct. 5, at Zazu Restaurant and Farm, 3535 Guerneville Road, Santa Rosa. $119. 707.523.4814. Groom Wines, [ http://www.groomwines.com/ ]www.groomwines.com.



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Viva Vino!

10.01.08

 The cornucopia of gastric and earthly delights that makes Sonoma County unique is both a source of pride and identity. The journey from cultivation to deglutition is one that involves a labor of love and craftsmanship, bringing an enormous sense of satisfaction to the mortals who sow and reap the rewards of this experience, connoisseur and maker, every year at the Harvest Fair.

A brief smattering of some of the Harvest Fair winners includes Santa Rosa’s A La Heart Catering, which nabbed one of the ribbons for “Best Use of Olive Oil,” and Pasteles Fiesta, which acquired a gold ribbon for its Tres Leche with Strawberry Mousse. For those of us who have to avoid gluten like the plague, Cazadero’s Raymond’s put out a medal-winning brandied, flourless double chocolate cake. Healdsburg’s Costeaux French Bakery picked up 22 ribbons and is rumored to have some of the best French bread left of the Left Bank, and the Bear Republic Brewing Co. isn’t just helping to make people sauced with their brew anymore—they entered and won a ribbon for their Jamaican jerk sauce.

Those wishing to reenact the famous I Love Lucy grape-stomp episode, will want to squish grapes at the qualifying grape stomps (we recommend doing the stomp after you drink the wine to achieve the full effect). Kids will be happy, too, with the scarecrow-making event and carnival rides.

There are chef demonstrations featuring gifted chefs whipping up superhuman culinary concoctions, and for those whose wine IQ is near the half-empty mark, there are wine seminars.

It all happens at the Harvest Fair, slated for Friday&–Sunday, Oct. 3&–5. Sonoma County Fairgrounds, 1350 Bennett Valley Road, Santa Rosa. Friday, 3pm&–7pm; Saturday&–Sunday, 10am&–7pm. Free admission Friday, Oct. 3; Saturday&–Sunday $7. $40 for pay-one-price winetasting. 707.545.4203.

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Such a Supple Wrist

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By Gabe Meline

In 1871, British inventor Montegue Redgrave registered a patent for Improvements in Bagatelle, a large, clunky game played with a tabletop and balls. Thus, in the same year the first Major League Baseball game was played, the seeds were planted for another great leisure tradition: the pinball machine.

Baseball is definitely here to stay, but pinball has sadly suffered a slow, merciless death. It’d be convenient to blame the accessibility of home video game systems, but for a more in-depth look at the self-fulfilling prophecy of pinball, see the excellent DVD documentary Tilt, which proves that pinball companies just plain stopped making machines. Even with the record-breaking success of the Addams Family pinball game in the mid-’90s, Gottleib went under, Sega sold its pinball operations and Williams deep-sixed its pinball division after George Lucas’ ludicrously strict demands surrounding a costly Star Wars: Episode I pinball machine essentially killed the industry in 1999.

Today, there is only one company in the United States—Stern Pinball in Chicago—that makes newer pinball machines, and even then, they’re all licensing tie-ins for current movie franchises like Pirates of the Caribbean or Shrek. This sad fact makes the Pacific Pinball Exposition in Marin all the more important. Collecting over 300 incredible pinball machines from every era, cla-clanging and ding-ding-dinging away, the Pinball Expo is a reminder that entertainment doesn’t have to be complicated to be fun.

At last year’s inaugural expo, vintage machines from the 1930s sat underneath Christmas lights alongside newer custom models designed for The Sopranos or for the Nordic rock band the Hellacopters. With a large electro-mechanical presence, the hall filled with cla-clangs and ding-ding-ding-dings; “The Science of Pinball” display explained roto-targets, solenoids and coil sleeves next to a completely see-through machine; guest speakers and a competitive pinball tournament kept the weekend lively, and attendees played a lifetime’s worth of fantastic ‘ball.

It was such a success that the event’s organizers at the Lucky Juju Pinball Gallery in Alameda—a group dedicated to bringing a pinball museum to the site where Alameda’s famed Neptune Beach Amusement Park once stood—decided to do it again this year. The best part? With the price of admission, almost all of the 300 pinball machines are free to play, all day long. Montegue Redgrave would be proud.

The Pacific Pinball Exposition takes place Friday–Sunday, Oct. 3–5, at the Marin Center, 10 Avenue of the Flags, San Rafael. From 10am. $25 per day; $45 all weekend. 510.205.9793.



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Spaaaah!

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10.01.08

COUPLES THERAPY: Twin baths are among the pleasures of Calistoga’s Lavendar Hill Spa.

By Suzanne Daly

I am a spa junkie. My addiction started at an early age, when I experienced the hot rock steam of a Native American sweat lodge in the hills of Ojai. I have since sought out healing waters and treatments around the world, from the famed Gellert Hotel baths in Budapest to the oceanside hot springs of Hot Water Beach in New Zealand.

Last summer afforded me the best high yet, spending three hours having nearly every inch of my body scrubbed and then massaged at the 300-year-old, highly ornate Cagaloglu Hamami in Istanbul. The oldest Turkish bath house in the city, its spectacularly carved marble men’s bath is featured in the James Bond film From Russia with Love. Unfortunately for James, chasing bad guys took precedence over being scrubbed and rubbed until his skin shone baby-pink afterwards, like mine did.

But that was a year ago. I rub my neck, trying to work out the large knot that perpetually lives there, but the ache remains. And though I am jonesin’ for a deep massage, the current economy does not allow for the frivolity associated with having a spa day very often.

A little research, however, shows there are ways to enjoy the multitude of North Bay spas without doing a Lehman Brothers. Below, we offer our nearly exhaustive roundup of North Bay spas. All of the establishments listed offer at the minimum massage and at most every legal bodily service in your wildest imagination. Is your addiction caviar, crushed pearls, colored lights, paprika, seaweed, chocolate, or mud? Get your fix. I’ve certainly been getting mine. 

Sonoma County

Akoia An owner-operated spa, this establishment entices clients to “treat thyself” to the unique services it offers. A warm Thai herbal poultice massage counterbalances the daily wear and tear of life; the sensual Javanese body scrub was originally a ritual used to prepare brides for a night of sensuality and pleasure. Check the website for this season’s special, a harvest spice, pear and almond body polish formulated in Healdsburg. 452-B Healdsburg Ave., Healdsburg. 707.433.1270.

Alles Representing the best of the European-spa lifestyle, Alles offers a green environment and biodynamic skincare products like Dr. Hauschka’s from Germany and others from Switzerland and Hungary. A unique treatment of manual lymphatic massage gently detoxifies the body to promote systemic health, help eliminate congestion and enhance the immune system. 380 Windsor River Road, Windsor. 707.838.3223.

Azulene Focusing on waxing for both female and male clientele, Azulene assures that “an eyebrow wax can be an instant facelift for $18,” and that the bikini wax, depending on how far you take it, enhances a weekend of fun on a houseboat or tantalizes a new lover. Azulene offers many gender-neutral products, teeth whitening and spray tans to go with the Brazilian body wax. 122 Wikiup Drive, Santa Rosa. 707.576.7546.

The Best Day Spa How about a massage while you are fully dressed? The Best Day Spa offers this Thai-style massage as well as others, plus makeup and waxing. A free 20-minute sauna is offered after all treatments. 3082 Marlow Road, Ste. B4-B5, at the corner of Marlow and Piner roads, Santa Rosa. 707.545.1058.

Blush a Day Spa Unassumingly nestled into the corner shop behind the Sonoma Ballet Conservatory, Blush brings space-age technology to rural Sonoma. Run by a husband-and-wife team, James and Delores De Alba, the spa specializes in skincare and brow-shaping. Organic products are used for facials, which may also incorporate the use of NASA-developed Max 7 LED light therapy. Using seven different wavelengths—colors—of light to noninvasively strengthen and heal skin, LED therapy resembles a laser light show minus the Pink Floyd. Afterward, however, the glow of your skin will have you blushing from compliments. 561 Broadway, Ste C., Sonoma. 707.935.0116.

Coldwater Creek—The Spa Famous for its pedicures, Coldwater’s clients have been known to fall asleep in the spectacularly cushy chairs only to awaken to newly refurbished toes. There’s a pedicure specifically for guys, too, and they’ll love the comforters, hot neck wraps and eye pillows that heighten the experience. Part of the Coldwater Creek Company, this spa offers pampering at a consistently high level, and the boutique carries a spa clothing line. Join the e-mail list to receive customer specials. Repeat customers who rebook their next midweek appointment before they leave receive a 20 percent discount. In Montgomery Village, 728 Farmers Lane, Santa Rosa. 707.566.9314.

Fairmont Sonoma-Mission Inn Spa Built on the site of ancient thermal baths, this elegant Spanish-Mission-style spa is one of the only luxury resorts in the country with its own source of thermal mineral water. Featuring pools of varying temperatures, the spa offers a bathing ritual to guests and locals who partake of its services. Sonoma County residents benefit from the Good Neighbor program, receiving 10 percent discounts on all spa treatments Sunday–Friday and are welcome to take the 7am hikes or 8am bicycle rides that the hotel offers. Bike trips are $30 and include bike, helmet, water and transport to and from the ride. This expansive facility is noted for its extensive facials, including ones with caviar or Sonoma lavender. 100 Boyes Blvd., Sonoma. 707.938.9000.

Garden Spa at MacArthur Place (See “Hidden Jewels,” below) 29 E. MacArthur St., Sonoma. 707.938.2929.

Hyatt Vineyard Creek Spa True to its name, the Vineyard is a wine-based spa, and most of the products used, including those made from lavender and mustard, are locally made. Treatment options are classed as tours, pairings and tastings. Clients may choose between Merlot or Chardonnay to nourish the skin with anti-oxidants or grape sugars. Vineyard Creek also exclusively offers Matanzas Creek lavender products for wraps, scrubs, facials and just a nice deep breath of Sonoma. 170 Railroad St., Santa Rosa. 707.636.7300.

Kenwood Inn & SpaKenwood focuses on the healing properties of all parts of the grape, from seeds to wine. The signature Kenwood Harvest Sugar Scrub uses organic sugar cane, milled grape seeds, Chardonnay oil, Riesling oil and red wine extract to exfoliate the skin before a massage with Chardonnay extracts or grape seed oil. Kenwood also features Arcona products favored by celebrities. Cost to locals is $35 extra if not staying at the Inn. 10400 Sonoma Hwy. (Highway 12), Kenwood. 707.833.1293.

Mermaids Spa & Seaweed Bath Shop You can almost hear the ocean at this spa that caters more to locals than visitors. For those who love the sea, Mermaids’ forte is one of the many healing hour-long hydromineral baths infused with Pacific seaweeds, aromatherapy oils and sea salts. Clients choose their own remedy for the perfectly personalized therapy session. Seaweed is also used for body wraps and facials. The five-hour Divine Mermaid Day package combines treatments with a gourmet lunch from nearby K&L Bistro or Alice’s Restaurant (excluding alcoholic beverages). Wednesday is locals day, and all treatments are discounted 10 percent. 115 S. Main St., Sebastopol. 707.823.3535.

New Dawn Day Spa Blissfully quiet and peaceful despite a high traffic location, New Dawn offers specials like the multi-vitamin power facial for mature skin, mini-facials and a relaxing hour-long treatment applying a warm, botanical mudpack to the scalp and hair to renew their health. Best deals include mini-facials and Swedish massage. Many discounts and specials are offered via email. Clients can also buy a year (12 sessions) of certain treatments in advance and receive $100 off the total. Product samples are offered as well. 6741 Sebastopol Ave., Ste. 160, in the Gravenstein Station. 707.823.8441.

Osmosis The Victorian exterior of Osmosis shelters the only cedar enzyme baths in the country, drawing tourists as well as locals interested in an all-green “staycation” destination. Osmosis combines physical detoxification with mental relaxation via enzyme baths and massage, available indoors or in open-air pavilions. Beautiful Zen gardens offer spiritual calm as well. Services also include a three-week enzyme cleansing treatment designed to detoxify the body over several visits and includes lifestyle and nutritional coaching with a supervising physician. Free morning meditation each Thursday at 8am. Check monthly deals online and sign up for birthday specials. 209 Bohemian Hwy., Freestone. 707.823.8231.

A Simple Touch This little spa near the plaza offers private, intimate parties complete with appetizers and wine or Champagne, so guests can fully relax and enjoy the full menu of spa treatments. Of note is the rose whey bodywrap and facial. In appreciation of those serving our country, military personnel are offered 25 percent off of all services. 239 Center St., Healdsburg. 707.433.6856.

Sonoma Coast Villa Inn & Spa Set on 60 acres in the coastal hills of Bodega, this secluded Mediterranean-style estate offers guests a full slate of spa services. Day users must have an appointment. All treatments begin with a footbath, heated neck wrap and a cup of tea and finish with a blanket cocoon. Aromatherapy is also included. Particularly appealing is the Net Release, a treatment designed to de-stress and ease the numbness and tension from repetitive-use syndrome computer users experience. Special attention is paid to the eyes, hands and jaw. Guests may order lunch or light, healthy spa meals made with ingredients grown in the one-acre, on-site garden. 16702 Hwy. 1, Bodega. 707.876.9818.

Sonoma Spa Easily found on the historic plaza, this spa invites clients to relax in the special herbal aromatherapy sauna before one of the spa’s signature body treatments using herbal infused mud, rose masques or shea butter. Internet specials are valid everyday except Saturdays and holidays. 457 First St. W., Sonoma. 707.939.8770.

Sumbody (See “Hidden Jewels,” p24) 118 N. Main St., Sebastopol. 707.823.2053.

The Spa at Hotel Healdsburg This attractive, modern spa is perfect for the high roller. Across from the plaza, its neighbors are chic boutiques and high-end restaurants, like the hotel’s renowned Dry Creek Kitchen. A combination deep-tissue, hot stone, shiatsu and reflexology massage package will guarantee a few melted guests enjoying the pool afterwards. A whirlpool bath is also available for use with spa services. Those in the 707 area code receive 15 percent off all treatments Monday–Thursday. 327 Healdsburg Ave., Healdsburg. 707.433.4747.

The Spa at Montecito Heights Need a respite from the partying and salsa dancing at Santa Rosa’s landmark Flamingo Resort, or perhaps from the aches and strains of racquetball? Try the on-site spa, which specializes in sports-related massage and treatments. Sauna and Vichy shower treatments with ginger products are also available. Check the website for online specials. Located directly behind the Flamingo. 2777 Fourth St., Santa Rosa. 707.526.0529.

Napa County

Amadeus Spa at the Napa Valley Marriott Revel in a day of mother-daughter or father-son bonding instead of the usual parent-child stress. Amadeus has spa packages designed to bring out the best in everyone, and locals get 20 percent off treatment prices Monday–Thursday. Romance packages are also offered for couples enjoying life without kids. In the candlelit “wet room,” lovebirds can partake in Vichy showers, body scrubs, massage and other sensuous treatments at the same time. 3425 Solano Ave., Napa. 707.254.3330.

Avance Day Spa Run by an extremely welcoming and accommodating staff, Avance caters as fully to the comfort of men as women. Men’s treatments include sports massage, waxing, airbrush spray-tanning, deep-pore cleansing facials and even “facials” for the back. Avance’s team spirit makes a day of pampering a lot of fun. 585 Coombsville Road, Napa. 707.226.6822.

Calistoga Massage Center & Day Spa Step into a paradisiacal hideaway located in the heart of downtown Calistoga. Enjoy the tropical massage-facial-pedicure package at prices that match today’s economy. Walk-ins are welcome, and Sonoma County residents get 15 percent off treatments every day. Mention online specials at the time of booking for further discounts. 1219 Washington St., Calistoga. 707.942.6193.

Calistoga Spa Hot SpringsAn unpretentious resort, this spa caters to families with children. There are three heated pools and a kiddies pool for the splashers, as well as outdoor mineral baths. Accommodations include kitchenettes and outdoor barbecues. Bargain pricing for a family getaway. 1006 Washington St., Calistoga. 866.822.5772.

Calistoga Village Inn & SpaMud plays a starring role in the treatments offered at this vintage spa. But if wallowing in mud—even if it’s infused with pure volcanic ash extract and salicyl aspirin powder—doesn’t suit you, try the wide variety offered here, including milk whey, mustard or seaweed immersions. 1889 Lincoln Ave., Calistoga. 707.942.0991.

Dr. Wilkinson’s Hot Springs Resort Established in 1952 as an alternative medical treatment, Dr. Wilkinson’s is a Calistoga institution and still offers mud and mineral baths and massage. 1507 Lincoln Ave., Calistoga. 707.942.4102.

EuroSpa & Inn A soothing and intimate locale, EuroSpa offers something different in Calistoga—no mud baths. They do have mud wraps, however, packaged with massages and facials for a complete rejuvenating experience. EuroSpa maintains a lovely backyard space to unwind and wine and dine al fresco after treatments, and will cater to private parties. 1202 Pine St., Calistoga. 707.942.6829.

Golden Haven Hot Springs & Spa This newly remodeled Calistoga institution is one of the few that offers couples mud baths. This spa also guarantees that guests will lose a minimum of six inches off their total body measurement after just one of their European body wraps. Day users have the use of the hot mineral pool, whirlpool bath and sun deck with any spa treatment. Lots of Internet specials are available, including room rates at great discounts. 1713 Lake St., Calistoga. 707.942.6793.

Health Spa Napa Valley Vaulting beyond body treatments, this spa offers all things healthy from bike rides to seasonal, organic body wraps. Billed as a fitness-wellness-health center, Health Spa Napa Valley will soon be expanding; treatments will be 20 percent off during renovation. New additions will include a nail-care center and a private Pilates studio. Locals in the 707 area code receive 10 percent off all treatments, and patrons should look for monthly Internet specials. 1030 Main St., St. Helena. 707.967.8800.

Indian Springs Resort & Spa Named for the Native Americans familiar with this site long before European settlers arrived, Indian Springs has been a healing resort since 1862. Ancient volcanic ash from the 16-acre hillside mixed with mineral water from four local geysers is used for the mud baths and other treatments. The thermally fed, Olympic-sized pool dates back to 1914. Heated year-round, it is available to day users Sunday–Thursday after just a half-hour massage. A Buddha pond graces the grounds for more private and meditative relaxation. The winter special consists of two complimentary mud baths when patrons stay overnight, available from November to March. 1712 Lincoln Ave., Calistoga. 707.942.4913.

Lavender Hill Spa (See “Hidden Jewels,” p24)  1015 Foothill Blvd., Calistoga. 707.942.4495.

Lincoln Avenue Spa A more upscale sister to Golden Haven, Lincoln Avenue offers a broader slate of treatments. Clients can opt for Moor mud imported from Hungary or native Calistogan mud, personalized with 12 Ayurvedic herbs, kelp, wine products or even chocolate. If thick mud isn’t your thing, try the liquid mud whirlpool bath. End the day with a relaxing afternoon tea at the spa’s English garden tearoom. Great website specials rotate monthly. 1339 Lincoln Ave., Calistoga. 707.942.5296

MountView Hotel & Spa Easy to spot on Calistoga’s main drag, the Mount View Spa is tucked in an appealing, Mission-revival-style hotel. For an intimate party away from home, check out the Relaxation Group package. Six to 10 guests receive treatments—and the sixth guest is free. The group also receives a bottle of wine for every two guests, along with a cheese bistro basket and souvenir Champagne flutes to remember the day. Daily spa specials can be found listed on the board outside the hotel, and Sonoma County residents receive 15 percent off all treatments every day of the week. 57 Lincoln Ave., Calistoga. 707.942.5789.

Roman Hot Springs Resort Under new management, the Roman (previously the Oasis) offers the three m’s: mud, mineral water and massage. Catering to couples, this spa creates a safe, personalized and comforting environment for clients by providing the same attendant for all services. Clients are able to fully relax knowing that there won’t be a parade of strangers tending their naked bodies. Check the website for monthly manager’s specials. 1300 Washington St., Calistoga. 707.942.2122.

Solage Calistoga At one year old, this contemporary spa is still the new kid in town. Day guests pay a $25 fee to use the three geothermal pools. There are separate men’s and women’s clothing-optional pools as well as the co-ed 98 degree swimming pool. The signature “mudslide” experience starts with guests sliding up to the mud bar to schmooze and choose the essential oil they want to mix with the mud. Oozing into the treatment room, the mud is applied with the aid of an attendant. Clients then lay on a heated lounge to bake the mud on and relax. Lastly, a shower and a soak in the geothermal water ensure a clean finish. The mudslide is 50 percent off when booked with an 80-minute spa service Sunday–Thursday. Check the website for other upcoming specials. 755 Silverado Trail, Calistoga. 707.226.0820.

Villagio Inn & Spa Welcoming to locals, the Villagio makes visitors feel like they are guests at a wealthy friend’s Tuscan estate. The spa boasts 13,000 square feet and 16 treatment rooms, yet insists on personalized service for every patron. Locals there for a day’s pampering may be upgraded, with their treatment being given in one of the lavish suites for a taste of the good life. Try the Montecelli, creamy Italian mud mixed with cypress, pear, lemon and fennel. Co-ed sauna and steam rooms and an outdoor pool are also available for a day’s enjoyment. 6481 Washington St., Yountville. 707.944.8877.

Marin County

Asante Day Spa Currently celebrating a decade of offering holistic health services, the spa continues to offer something for everyone in the family, from foot, knee and hip rehab classes for grandma to massage for the family pet. They also suggest promoting a healthy lifestyle for yourself by sending a “not so subtle gift hint” via email to those who love you; this links to the spa’s online gift certificate purchase. Other online specials change monthly. 1003 Third St., San Rafael. 415.460.6506.

Barefoot & Pregnant Now located in the beautiful Casa Madrona Hotel, this spa aims to comfort expectant mothers, couples or soon-to-be older siblings. Barefoot terms itself a “maternity spa,” and offers treatments to reduce the discomforts of pregnancy, from aching feet to stretch marks. A plaster belly cast can be made to remind new moms of their days B.C. (before children). Casa Madrona Hotel, 801 Bridgeway, Sausalito. 415.354.8308.

Eden Day Spa Under new management, Eden Day Spa promises a new attitude, atmosphere and a more European-style experience. A quaint spa in the heart of even quainter San Anselmo, Eden offers a quaint service called threading, an ancient Middle Eastern form of hair removal. The hair is gently lifted from the root and is a lot less painful than waxing. Walk-ins are welcome, but the spa only holds four clients, so reservations are recommended. Check for monthly online specials. 541 San Anselmo Ave., San Anselmo. 415.464.9111.

Evo Spa If you can’t find the treatment you are looking for here, you probably won’t find it anywhere. From Hungarian paprika facials and noninvasive facelifts to zero gravity, dry hydrotherapy from Italy—complete with chromatherapy lights and experienced fully clothed—Evo’s got it. Evo is heavily into rituals, and states that “transformation is their passion.” For a new way to wear precious gems, try kaya kalpa, an ancient ritual traditionally reserved for royalty. A pasty, herbal mixture of gold, silver, mineral ashes of crystals and seven gemstones, and warm cream is painted over your entire body. Warm oil is then poured over your forehead and hair to calm the nervous system. The ritual ends with a Tibetan bowl foot massage for balance. Sign up on the email list to receive monthly online coupons and specials. 216 Strawberry Village, Mill Valley. 415.383.3223.

Safronya Ayurveda, the 5,000-year-old Indian science of life and self-healing, is the foundation for treatments at Safronya. The spa’s extensive menu takes a holistic approach to health, offering classes in nutrition, yoga and meditation along with the usual slate of spa treatments. Saffron is showcased as a healing agent and is used in facials, massages, body wraps and, yes, even to flavor food served at the spa. To promote community, Safronya offers daylong retreats for cancer patients and free introductory classes to the practice of Ayurveda. Online specials for services and products are also offered. 523 D St., San Rafael. 415.259.0433.

Shibui Gardens Embracing the values of Marin’s founding hippies—hot-tubbing under the stars—this unpretentious institution limits its menu of services to hot tubs, saunas and massage. It’s strictly no frills—BYO towels, robes and water. Tubs are two-for-one Monday–Thursday from 2pm to 6pm. Shibui also offers free open-air hot-water soaks after a massage. 19 Tamalpais Ave., San Anselmo. 415.457.0283.

Spa de Novato Featuring a full slate of massage and bathes, Spa de Novato also gives haircuts and has a full mani-pedi service. 1305 Grant Ave., Novato.415.897.4511.

Spa Soleil Who doesn’t want to get rid of cellulite? Spa Soleil (previously Juvenis) specializes in endermologie, a noninvasive technique of reducing these cottage cheese–like fat deposits. It also has services aimed at weight loss, firming and acne control. Smooth moves have priority here, whether by massage, glycolic peels, cellulite reduction or waxing. Check the website for monthly or email specials. 2829 Bridgeway, Ste. 101, Sausalito. 415.332.5551.

Stellar Spa New to its menu is ultrasonic microdermabrasion. Clients may have massages in the seawater negative-ion inhalation room, breathing in the calming effects of negative ions via a fine water mist. Studies show this helps relieve headaches, allergies and jet lag. Purchase a six-treatment series plan and receive a 10 percent discount and a complimentary facial or bodycare accessory kit. Join the spa’s free online club and receive special monthly discounts; monthly specials can also be found online for non–club members. 26 Tamalpais Drive, Corte Madera. 415.924.7300.

Tea Garden Springs Calling itself “a Zen spa of vision, health and vitality,” Tea Garden makes use of Chinese and Indian philosophies when performing spa services. Visitors are welcomed into the feng shui–designed tea garden to unwind with a cup of tea before treatments. Going beyond the usual, Tea Garden offers advanced body therapies that address the effects of emotions and thought patterns on a person’s health. The spa believes in the art of service, and strongly supports the community with monetary donations to schools and other organizations. The Quon Yin card is available for purchase with a first treatment, and can be used to acquire “loyalty points” adding up to a 10 percent discount on services. The lucky winner of a monthly raffle scores a free treatment. 38 Miller Ave., Mill Valley. 415.389.7123.

Hidden Jewels

Garden Spa at MacArthur Place This spot welcomes clients as if they are coming home for a richly deserved rest. The lush gardens surrounding this old Sonoma farm estate cradle the pool and spa area, giving a hint of the botanical treatments to come. Named for its aromatic gardens and whimsically decorated with gardening implements, the spa offers clients treatments based on fruits, flowers, vegetables, herbs and old Mother Earth herself. Of note are the signature treatments, especially the Citrus Tree, a scrub, bath and massage applying all the sweetness of an orange or lemon grove. Unique vegetable treatments include the Eight Greens Facial. Spa clients may use the pool and co-ed steam room for the day. Saddles Restaurant is also on the property for tasty meals inside or poolside. Join the Garden Club for online specials throughout the year. 29 E. MacArthur St., Sonoma. 707.938.2929.

Lavender Hill Spa East meets West at this charming little spa. Tucked into a hillside garden decorated with exotic Asian statuary and art, Lavender Hill sets the mood for couples in softly colored, warm and inviting double-tub or massage rooms. Intimacy is guaranteed, since the spa only serves a maximum of eight clients at a time. Unique Asian infusions are used as remedies for sore bodies, including a milk-based Thai bath with white kelp and citrus, and green tea and mint combinations. A lavender, Cabernet and pumpkin combination welcomes the fall season. After November, all packages are buy one, get one half off. 1015 Foothill Blvd., Calistoga. 707.942.4495.

Sumbody A hidden jewel on Sebastopol’s bustling main street, Sumbody embraces the town slogan of “Local Flavor, Global Vision.” Once a client steps into the fragrant shop and through the curtains, she is transported into a setting that could be streamside in Shangri-la. Three tented treatment rooms with soothing lighting and the relaxing murmur of fountains and birdsong welcome the weary to rest and enjoy a transcendent body treatment. Clients choose an essential oil to enhance their treatment and fit their mood: joy, passion, stress relief, clarity, surrender or energy. All the products at Sumbody have been formulated by owner Deborah Burnes, a hobby-botanist and esthetician, and are made in Sebastopol. Try the Zappers, aromatherapy remedies for treating anxiety to zits. Sumbody has monthly drawings for free facial parties and offers special events monthly. 118 N. Main St., Sebastopol. 707.823.2053.

 

Before You Go

 

• Look at the establishment’s website and see what the spa has to offer. Many have a locals rate, monthly specials or package deals, including two-for-ones that can save money.

• Be sure to take a look at the length of the treatments. While many are listed as hour-long, in reality they are 45 to 50 minutes, with the remaining time allotted to dressing and undressing. Always try to get to your appointment at least 15 minutes early to get acquainted and undress, so that you benefit from the full length of your scheduled treatment.

• Know what is included in the price. Many spas charge extra for aromatherapy or for certain types of products used.

• Don’t forget to figure in a gratuity for each attendant; the economy has been tough on them as well.

• If all you can afford is a mini-facial, make the most of it. Spas with pools, steam rooms and other amenities will often allow day guests to use them without charge when a treatment is booked.

 

As Clean as Mud

 

Your sweetie has planned a romantic weekend getaway, thoughtfully chosen a lovely hotel, put the Champagne on ice and booked mud baths for two. OK, you’re game. Entering the spa treatment room, the aromatherapy lightly masking the smell of minerals, you notice the steaming tubs of thick, grayish-brown ooze. Something occurs to you. The parking lot was full. Another couple just passed by in the hall, coming from this direction. Were they in these tubs ahead of you? Well, yes, they probably were. But don’t worry. The mud is cleaned between clients. Except—just how do you clean mud?

After conferring with three different spas that specialize in mud treatments, the general consensus is that when clients get out of the tubs, they take their personal layer—the mud coating their skin and any dead skin cells—with them. Next, hot mineral water, usually from on-site geothermal springs, is run into and through the remaining mud for 15 minutes to flush it. The water temperature can range from 160 degrees to 210 degrees, hot enough to kill most pathogens. A hoe or shovel is used to stir and turn the mud as the water is added, so that the heat spreads throughout the mixture. Hot coils in the bottom of the tub also increase the temperature. Lastly, volcanic ash and-or peat is added to thicken up the mass to the right consistency. A half-hour later, the next happy couple is gingerly sliding into the fresh, clean tub of mud.

Ask Sonoma State University biology professor Mike Cohen whether this cleaning process and short turnaround time is adequate, and he hesitates. “You would really need to be checking the temperature with thermometers at different points throughout the mud to make sure it was thoroughly heated,” he says. “The lower the temperature, the longer duration of time you would need. Most, but not all, pathogens would be killed. And if a person had a cut, he shouldn’t go in.” Cohen adds that after searching the Internet for information, he found “only one incomprehensible study” done on the topic of mud cleaning and no evidence of problems or illness attributed to mud baths.

The same question was asked of various officials in the Sonoma County, Napa County and California state health departments, and, after 16 phone calls, the answer was the same: “We don’t know, because we don’t regulate them.” Several different people in the environmental health department stated that any body of water, like a swimming pool or whirlpool spa, is strictly regulated and inspected, but that mud fell outside of those rules.

More rules aren’t necessarily a better thing. After all, mud-bathing dates back to ancient times and is highly respected in many cultures that use it as a remedy for various ailments. But it’s probably best to heed the advice of a spa attendant who has worked for a well-known health resort for nine years and doesn’t want to be identified. “If the mud is hot, it’s clean,” she says. “But that’s the tricky part—it depends on the attendant cleaning it.”

She sighs. “If it’s not really hot, they haven’t done a good job. If it’s not hot, don’t get in.”

 


The Handcar Regatta: Hell Yeah, Brother

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The bottom line is that I didn’t run into anyone at yesterday’s Handcar Regatta who was lukewarm about the absolutely awesome craziness going on all around them. No one said, “Oh, yeah, this is OK.” No one said, “I guess this is all right.”

No, everyone I talked to pretty much gushed gleefully that the Handcar Regatta is the most amazingly cool thing that Santa Rosa has seen in years and years. And you know what? It’s hard to argue with them.

All around Railroad Square, at any given time, some beautifully strange thing was happening, and it was often hard to decide what to watch. What about the music stage, where seven different bands hammered away on mandolins, harps, and xylophones for people dancing in bunny ears and kilts? Or the medicine man stage, where “Dr. Solar” performed cool tricks all day long? Or the enormous marching band that wandered through the crowd? Or the railroad tracks themselves, where every few minutes or so a bizarre mechanical contraption came hurtling down the tracks to wild applause?

There’s a great Bohemian article written by Gretchen, which you can read by clicking here, about the genesis of the Handcar Regatta; pay attention especially to the part where Spring Maxfield talks about how good ideas, hard work and cooperative support get the job done where official committees and feasibility studies can’t. Almost everything great in Santa Rosa happens this way. Not only does a do-it-yourself method offer events like the Handcar Regatta an organic appeal, but if another great depression is indeed on the way, it’ll be the way we’ll have to do things for a while.

Ultimately, what I loved most about the Handcar Regatta was seeing so many creative and artistic people I know from different strains of our community all participating in the same event. There’s been a ripple of incredible creativity going on around here for some while now. The Handcar Regatta brought all the small ripples together and turned them, for one day at least, into a tidal wave. And no one left uninspired to do it again.

More photos below. See you next year!

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