Best Place to Become a ‘Movie Prepper’

The Goodwill DVD section, Sonoma and Napa counties

If I have my media history correct, video killed the radio star, then streaming killed the video store. ’Twas a cycle of violence and retribution cinematic in scope with which we’re still reckoning as a culture.

Sometime in the ’90s, Bill Gates observed that “content is king,” presaging the digital commodification of art and its consumption (tellingly, the photo for the WIRED.com article I used to fact-check that quote has disappeared, with only a broken image icon and an alt text tag to suggest it was once there). And thus began the gradual degradation of art and media as not only “content” (a loathsome term) but as infinitely replicable and—significantly—malleable.

The powers that be can’t mess with your CDs, but they can change a lyric on any tune on Spotify at will, and the cloned AI “performance” will be so damn good you’ll ask, “Is it real or is it Memorex Mandela effect?” Consider this: Only when our culture is experienced digitally (and thus controlled by billionaires and their corporations) could an online book retailer, for example, make textual changes to your ebook edition of Orwell’s 1984 at will (which it did), or could your favorite streamer vanish whole swaths of films and series because it no longer wants to pay residuals to the artists who made them.

The remedy? Become a Movie Prepper and own physical media before your favorite flick vaporizes in the digital cloud. Buy a hybrid Blu-ray and DVD player online for under $30 (they’re everywhere, even—gulp—Amazon). Then go to any one of the at least nine Goodwill stores between Sonoma and Napa counties (which is way more of a footprint than Blockbuster ever had!) and buy DVDs for only a few dollars each. Build your own cinematic library and lean in as the credits roll on the End Times.

Best Way to Get Fashionably Trashed

Sonoma Community Center’s Trashion Fashion Runway, Sonoma

A very special community effort is underway in the town of Sonoma to recycle and creatively reuse what it has always needed and lacked—namely glamor, charisma and oomph.

For this effort and more, I nominate Sonoma Community Center’s partnership with Recology, the trash fashion (“trashion”) runway, now in its 14th annual run.

In each and every year since its inception, tailored garbage gowns and suitings of verve and refinement have paraded an elevated runway at Sonoma, accompanied by trad house music, ear-scorching punnery by color commentators and rapturous applause. The program is divided into adults and juniors and requires two seatings to accommodate its popularity among the fancy-person patrons of Sonoma. Proceeds from this ticketed event go to support and discount the center’s hefty calendar of offerings. Volunteers are comped.

The runway that leads to that flash-bulb apotheosis begins the process as much as a year before as 30 to 50 single-entry designer models humbly reflect on their own wastefulness. It’s born of thoughtless habit. Do you toss a single-use Flamin’ Hot Doritos bag away each day? That’s a pile of 365 bags on a landfill field or it’s a sumptuous ’80s prom dress! Success!

Have a bag of expired coupons? Well, snip snip, it’s now a cocktail dress that gets free drinks. Have 40 neon nylon onion sacks? Well, that’s what you need for your coronation gown for your crowning as camp queen.

In the years succeeding its founding by artist Margaret Hatcher, Trashion has expanded, adding classes and labs to support its designers, a trash fashion Barbie moquette program and a free-to-all-closing-party, The Trash Bash. There you can see the gowns up close, live-modeled and on mannequins, meet the makers, bid on Barbies, tipple and enthuse about the future or how fashionable we will be on the post-apocalyptic wastes.

Held each April as Trashion Week, our own Sonoma Community Center hosts and nurtures one of our best efforts to turn April’s Earth Day into a global 365.

Learn more at sonomacommunitycenter.org/trashion-fashion. Or listen to my interview with Spencer De la Silva, the trashion icon. It is episode 19 on ‘Sonoma County: A Community Portrait’ on Apple, Google and Spotify podcasts.

Film Review: ‘Carol Doda Topless at the Condor’

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Just when it seems that San Francisco’s dope, sex and rock ’n’ roll scene in the 1960s has been covered from every conceivable angle, along comes Marlo McKenzie and Jonathan Parker’s entertaining documentary, Carol Doda Topless at the Condor, to remind everyone how untamed it could be.

The world was truly a different place in 1964, and San Francisco’s North Beach was different-er than the rest. The nighttime hubbub at the neighborhood’s bars, clubs and strip joints was hipster/flipster central in those pre-Flower Power days. Lusty bohemians and cocktail-hour entertainers from Thelonious Monk and Lenny Bruce to Sly Stone, Mort Sahl, Richard Pryor and Barbra Streisand mingled with the squares in the night spots, and the action spilled into the street. Rules got broken.

The happiest breaker of rules was the Condor Club at Broadway and Columbus, where a 26-year-old former cocktail waitress named Carol Doda trotted onstage wearing nothing but a monokini swimsuit—a relatively restrained yet literally topless outfit by avant-garde designer Rudi Gernreich.

Presto. Lines formed on the sidewalk, and the other clubs quickly followed suit. Then Doda upped the ante by getting silicone injections in her breasts, and box-office pandemonium broke loose. Instead of being noted for the Republican National Convention at the Cow Palace, Ess Eff grabbed international headlines as the home of the topless.

McKenzie, Parker and story editor Karen Everett’s zesty doc captures the giddy spirit of the age with rapid-fire montage and nonstop, needle-drop rock. Doda herself comes across as an impish, glib-tongued hustler, undeterred by angry feminists denouncing her act as exploitation—she retorted that she was her own boss—and quite comfortable with the notorious Male Gaze.

At the height of the mania, newsman Walter Cronkite and pop artist Andy Warhol were regulars at the Condor, and Doda was profiled by journalist Tom Wolfe. Local swingeroos such as café owner Enrico Banducci and attorney Melvin Belli looked on admiringly, and Doda gained notoriety for her affair with Frank Sinatra. Doda Dome, a granite dome in Yosemite National Park, was named for her. Doda even made appearances in drive-in movies, including Machine Gun McCain and Bob Rafelson’s Head.

U.S. troops in Vietnam sent fan mail to Doda, and Chronicle columnist Herb Caen supplied endless plugs. In one column, Caen wrote about the French tourists who went into laugh orbit over the club’s signage, which proclaimed “CONDOR” in 40-foot-high neon letters—colloquially, con d’or is “golden idiot,” or “golden vagina” in archaic French slang.

The big-boob novelty eventually wore off. Not long after Doda performed completely nude, the clubs hired amateurish hippies who couldn’t dance, and long hair replaced the usual bouffant and beehive hairdos. An act called the Interracial Love Dance prompted an SFPD crackdown. Strippers worked with snakes and monkeys. And home video porn became a serious competitor.

Live bands gave way to canned music. Meanwhile hard drugs like meth and cocaine proliferated in the girlie joints. The clientele, previously a combination of tipsy businessmen and slumming suburbanites, took a heavy turn toward the wankers-in-raincoats crowd.

The climactic mood-killer for the topless craze came in 1983. Condor bouncer Jimmy “The Beard” Ferrozzo and dancer Theresa Hill, in their stoned haste to have sex on top of Doda’s celebrated descending white grand piano one night after closing, accidentally tripped the riser button. They were found the next morning with Hill, still breathing, trapped under Ferrozzo’s dead body, crushed between the piano and the ceiling.

What exactly was subversive in SF in those days? The spectacle of Black men cavorting with white strippers certainly got the cops hot under their collars. But topless ran out of gas naturally, like love-ins, Zippy the Pinhead and the Chocolate Watch Band. Long past her prime, Doda took an awful stab at live theater, fronted a rock band and opened a Cow Hollow shop, the Champagne & Lace Boutique. When she died in 2015, news reports couldn’t resist the “Twin Peaks” jokes. 

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Free Will Astrology: Week of March 20

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): I suspect you will soon have far more beginners’ luck than you ever thought possible. For best results—to generate even more wildly abundant torrents of good luck—you could adopt what Zen Buddhists called “beginner’s mind.” That means gazing upon everyone and everything as if encountering it for the first time. Here are other qualities I expect to be flowing freely through you in the coming weeks: spontaneity, curiosity, innocence, candor and unpredictability. To the degree that you cultivate these states, you will invite even more beginner’s luck into your life.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Taurus artist Salvador Dali was prone to exaggerate for dramatic effect. We should remember that as we read his quote: “Mistakes are almost always of a sacred nature. Never try to correct them. On the contrary: Rationalize them; understand them thoroughly.” While that eccentric advice may not always be 100% accurate or useful, I think it will be true and helpful for you in the coming weeks. Have maximum fun making sacred mistakes, Taurus! Learn all you can from them. Use them to improve your life.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): The professional fun advisors here at Free Will Astrology International Headquarters have concluded that your Party Hardy Potential Rating for the coming weeks is 9.8 (out of 10). In fact, this may be the Party Hardy Phase of the Year for you. You could gather the benefits of maximum revelry and conviviality with minimal side effects. Here’s a meditation to get you in the right mood: Imagine mixing business and pleasure with such panache that they blend into a gleeful, fruitful synergy.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Cancerian author and psychotherapist Virginia Satir (1916–1988) was renowned as the “Mother of Family Therapy.” Her research led her to conclude, “We need four hugs a day for survival. We need eight hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth.” That 12-hug recommendation seems daunting to achieve, but I hope you will strive for it in the coming weeks. You are in a phase when maximum growth is possible—and pushing to the frontiers of hugging will help you activate the full potential. (PS: Don’t force anyone to hug you. Make sure it’s consensual.)

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Have you been genuinely amazed anytime recently? Have you done something truly amazing? If not, it’s time to play catch-up. According to my analysis of the astrological omens, you need and deserve exciting adventures that boggle your soul in all the best ways. You should be wandering out on the frontiers and tracking down provocative mysteries. You could grow even smarter than you already are if you expose yourself to challenges that will amaze you and inspire you to be amazing.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): I invite you to perform a magic spell that will help prepare you for the rich, slippery soul work you have ahead of you. I’ll offer a suggestion, but feel free to compose your own ritual. First, go outside where it’s raining or misting, or find a waterfall. Stand with your legs apart and arms spread out as you turn your face up toward the falling moisture. As you drink it in, tell yourself you will be extra fluid and flowing in the coming weeks. Promise yourself you will stimulate and treasure succulent feelings. You will cultivate the sensation that everything you need is streaming in your direction.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You are gliding into the climax of your re-education about togetherness, intimacy and collaboration. The lessons you’ve been learning have deepened your reservoir of wisdom about the nature of love. And in the coming weeks, even further teachings will arrive; even more openings and invitations will be available. You will be offered the chance to earn what could in effect be a master’s degree in relationships. It’ll be challenging work, but rewarding and interesting. Do as best as you can. Don’t demand perfection from yourself or anyone else.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Now is not a favorable phase to gamble on unknown entities. Nor should you allow seemingly well-meaning people to transgress your boundaries. Another Big No: Don’t heed the advice of fear-mongers or nagging scolds, whether they’re inside or outside your head. On the other hand, dear Scorpio, the coming weeks will be an excellent time for the following actions. 1. Phase out attachments to alliances and love interests that have exhausted their possibilities. 2. Seek the necessary resources to transform or outgrow a frustrating fact about your life. 3. Name truths that other people seem intent on ignoring and avoiding. 4. Conjure simple, small, slow, practical magic to make simple, small, slow, practical progress.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Falling in love is fun! It’s also exciting, enriching, inspiring, transformative, world-shaking and educational. Wouldn’t it be fabulous if we could keep falling in love anew three or four times a year for as long as we live? We might always be our best selves, showing our most creative and generous sides, continually expanding our power to express our soulful intelligence. Alas, it’s not practical or realistic to always be falling in love with another new person. Here’s a possible alternative: What if we enlarged our understanding of what we could fall in love with? Maybe we would become perpetually infatuated with brilliant teachings, magical places, high adventures, and great art and music. The coming weeks will be an excellent time for you to cultivate this skill.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): I’m perplexed by spiritual teachers who fanatically preach the doctrine that we should BE HERE NOW as much as possible. Living with full enjoyment in the present moment is a valuable practice, but dismissing or demeaning the past is shortsighted. Our lives are forged from our histories. We should revere the stories we are made of, visit them regularly and keep learning from them. Keep this in mind, Capricorn. It’s an excellent time to heal your memories and to be healed by them. Cultivate deep gratitude for your past as you give the old days all your love. Enjoy this quote from novelist Gregory Maguire: “Memory is part of the present. It builds us up inside; it knits our bones to our muscles and keeps our heart pumping. It is memory that reminds our bodies to work, and memory that reminds our spirits to work, too: it keeps us who we are.”

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Controversial author William S. Burroughs was a rough, tough troublemaker. But he had some wisdom that will soon be extra useful for you. He said that love is the best natural painkiller available. I bring this to your attention not because I believe you will experience more pain than the rest of us in the coming months. Rather, I am predicting you will have extra power to alleviate your pain—especially when you raise your capacity to give and receive love.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): The planet Saturn entered Pisces in March 2023 and won’t depart for good until February 2026. Is that a bad thing or good thing for you Pisceans? Some astrologers might say you are in a challenging time when you must make cutbacks and take on increased responsibility. I have a different perspective. I believe this is a phase when you can get closer than ever before to knowing exactly what you want and how to accomplish what you want. In my view, you are being called to shed secondary wishes that distract you from your life’s central goals. I see this period as a homecoming—your invitation to glide into robust alignment with your soul’s code.

Meditate on “creative destruction.” How could you generate benefits by getting rid of burdens? Newsletter.FreeWillAstrology.com

Sonoma County Gov, Graton Tribe Collab on Public Park

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There’s an interesting collaboration happening between Sonoma County’s parks department and a local tribe that runs a large casino in our area: The Federated Indians of Graton Rancheria. Turns out they also run a public park. The Graton tribe is currently “co-managing” a giant, 3,400-acre hunk of nature called Tolay Lake Regional Park in the hills southeast of Petaluma, between the Petaluma River and Sonoma Valley — “a partnership thought to be the first of its kind in California between a local government and a federally recognized tribe,” according to county officials. And as the “the first major infrastructure project under this agreement,” they just started building a 1.5-acre gathering area near the park entrance on Cannon Lane — with “landscaping featuring plants of cultural significance to the Tribe” and “terraced seating and an open-air stage with views overlooking seasonal Tolay Lake and the park beyond.” The gathering area should open to the public by this fall. “This beautiful Coast Miwok landscape will provide a place for all people to celebrate events and learn about nature,” says a rep for Graton Rancheria. “We’re pleased to work with Sonoma County Parks to create an accessible gathering place that reflects our Native American traditions of sharing stories and meeting with our community.” And the head of county parks says: “Once the gathering area is complete, we encourage the community to join us for a guided program or a walk along the trails to deepen their connection with the land and its history. This area is designed as a place for everyone to gather, learn, celebrate and cultivate a collective responsibility for the park.” Here’s some more info from the Sonoma County government press release: “In keeping with the co-management agreement, the gathering area was co-designed with the Tribe, and pays homage to Tolay Lake as the Tribe’s sacred site. Once one of Sonoma County’s largest freshwater lakes and a destination for tribal ceremonies and healing, Tolay Lake and the surrounding land continue to be recognized for its cultural and ecological values. Construction of the gathering area kicks off the park’s multi-phase master plan implementation, aimed at developing interpretative facilities, restoring natural ecosystems and enhancing trails. Co-management embodies a collective commitment to honor the Tribe’s and Sonoma County’s heritage as well safeguarding its natural and cultural resources. During construction, the group picnic area, Cardoza Road Trail and a portion of West Ridge Trail will be closed, and equestrian parking is available in the main parking lot.” (Source: Sonoma County Regional Parks & Sonoma County Regional Parks & Sonoma County Government & Google Maps)

Video Shows New Angle of Napa County Sheriff Shooting

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New video was just released by the Napa County District Attorney’s Office of a recent car chase that went horribly wrong. It shows a police officer shooting a teen named Demarea Vaughn Rogers III in the back as he runs in the other direction, on Jan. 11 in a North Vallejo neighborhood. Police say Rogers led them on a chase after they tried to pull him over near Highway 29 and American Canyon Road — a pursuit that ended in him getting out of the car and trying to flee. And while no one can ever know the whole story when it comes to high-intensity encounters like this one, the latest footage is not a good look for the officer who pulled the trigger. His name is Josh Coleman, and he’s a member of the American Canyon Police Department, which is staffed by the Napa County Sheriff’s Department. When he shot Rogers that day, it thankfully wasn’t enough to kill the 18-year-old — which I suspect is why this officer-involved shooting has attracted less attention than some others. (“He’s doing very well now,” Rogers’ attorney tells the Press Democrat. “He’s still walking with crutches. But he’s in physical therapy and he’s doing fine.”) Still, a good number of activists and journalists have been following the case — in particular, an independent newsroom called OpenVallejo. And it was thanks to a record request filed by the Vallejo Sun that we have this new video, captured by a home security camera in the neighborhood. Up until now, the only other footage the sheriff had released was mostly from police vehicle cams and the body cams of other officers at the scene — but none of it seemed to show what was happening when Coleman actually pulled the trigger. In fact, sheriff’s officials told reporters that the battery powering Coleman’s own body cam had died sometime before he shot Rogers — thus adding to the mystique of the whole case. Here’s a summary of what’s shown in the new home-security footage, courtesy of the San Francisco Chronicle: “‘Hands up, drop the gun,’ Coleman says in the video. Rogers drops one gun on the driveway in front of a house and continues to run with another gun in his hand. ‘Drop the gun, or I’ll shoot you,’ Coleman says as Rogers runs across the street toward another house. Seconds later, just as Rogers appears to throw another gun toward a patch of grass, Coleman opens fire on Rogers, striking him in the back.” In some of the previously released body-cam footage, from the aftermath of the shooting, Rogers can be heard saying things like “I can’t move” and “Please don’t let me die” and “I just want to see my mom.” And Coleman, who ends up being the one to apply a tourniquet to Rogers after shooting him, says: “I thought you were trying to pull that gun out on me, bro. It looked like you were trying to shoot me.” Coleman is also getting some heat, in light of all this, for his previous history at the Vallejo Police Department. The PD reports that he pulled the trigger on four different suspects while on the local force, and was also involved in a “badge-bending” scandal where “some members of the city’s police force had a ritual of bending the tips of their badges after on-duty fatal shootings.” (Source: OpenVallejo via X & Vallejo Sun & Press Democrat & San Francisco Chronicle; paywall)

Indian Casino Proposed in Windsor: Submit Your Input

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One local tribe’s bold proposal for a massive new resort and casino in the ranch lands east of Windsor has entered an important planning stage: Officials from the Bureau of Indian Affairs are preparing a draft “environmental impact report” for the project, and as they do so, are inviting the public to give input on how it might affect the surrounding area. You have around three weeks left to throw in your 2 cents. The Shiloh Resort & Casino would be located on nearly 70 acres of unincorporated land between Old Redwood Highway and the Shiloh Ranch Regional Park, currently quilted in vineyards. It butts right up against a Windsor neighborhood, so it has some nearby residents spooked. A Pomo tribe from Lake County called the Koi Nation of Northern California reportedly bought the land for around $12 million a few years ago, and now they plan to make good use of it. They want to spend another $600 million building their proposed 100,000-square-foot casino and 400-room hotel on the site — plus a conference and event center, six restaurants and bars, a spa and a bunch of parking. “The property site is just over 10 miles from the Tribe’s historic lands within California’s Pomo territory,” the Koi say. “It gives life to negotiated treaty rights dating from the 1850s, undoing decades of woeful federal mistreatment.” At first, their proposal seemed like a long shot — especially since some other tribes nearby that run their own casinos pushed back. But since then, the Koi have announced the support of “a broad coalition of 18 California tribal governments, several political figures and one key ally in state government — California Treasurer Fiona Ma,” according to the Press Democrat. Sonoma County government officials say the tribe has asked the federal government if their property can be “placed into trust to become sovereign tribal land.” The Koi application is still under review, according to the county — but if it’s approved by the U.S. Department of the Interior, the county will “not have regulatory jurisdiction or decision-making authority” over whether the casino is allowed to open. In any case, the Bureau of Indian Affairs is going ahead with the environmental impact report. The bureau says it’s an effort to “further analyze the environmental effects which may result from” the Shiloh Resort & Casino, as proposed — and as part of that process, they’re inviting the public to “identify potential issues, concerns, and alternatives to be considered.” You can send your opinions to Chad Broussard, an environmental protection specialist for the bureau, at ch************@*ia.gov. Make sure to include your name and the phrase “NOI Comments, Koi Nation Fee-to-Trust and Casino Project” in the subject line. The deadline is April 8. (Source: Sonoma County Government & KRCB & Shiloh Resort Environmental & Town of Windsor & Koi Nation of Northern California & Press Democrat & Press Democrat; paywall)

Suspected Santa Rosa Theft, 101 Car Chase Ends in Crash

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Maybe you saw that wild freeway car chase through Cotati and Petaluma on the news earlier this week? Here’s what happened on Monday afternoon, according to Santa Rosa police: Three twentysomethings from Oakland tried to steal around $6,000 worth of sportswear from a Dick’s Sporting Goods big-box store — the one on Cleveland Avenue in north Santa Rosa — by stuffing it into garbage bags. Then, when police got word of the heist from Dick’s employees, a sheriff’s helicopter spotted the suspects’ getaway car, apparently a white Kia minivan, barreling down the 101 South. (Which is where the dramatic car-chase footage came from.) And local cops started chasing in their cruisers, too. “The suspect vehicle drove in excess of 100 mph in all lanes including the shoulders eventually hitting another vehicle causing injury to the driver,” sheriff’s officials say. And here’s the report from the Santa Rosa Police Department: “All three of the suspects suffered minor injuries from the collision, but after medical clearance they were booked into the Sonoma County Jail for several charges. … Detectives from SRPD’s Property Crimes Investigations Team took over the theft investigation, and learned the crew were likely responsible for a series of similar thefts at several Bay Area Dick Sporting Goods Stores.  The extent of those other thefts is still under investigation, but employees estimated total losses attributed to this theft crew to be over $75,000. During a search of the crashed suspect vehicle, detectives located over $5,800 in stolen merchandise, clothing the suspects wore during the Santa Rosa theft, and a loaded privately manufactured firearm concealed within the vehicle.” The suspects have since been named as Brandon Owens, 23; Roy Andrew Jr, 22; and Heaven Henry, 20. They’re all now facing potential jail time here in Sonoma County for organized retail theft, conspiracy, burglary and carrying a concealed and loaded firearm. Officers also claim that the young woman involved, Heaven, gave them a fake name and tried to “resist/obstruct” arrest. (Source: Sonoma Sheriff via Facebook & Santa Rosa Police via Facebook)

Fromage Fête: California Artisan Cheese Festival

It’s time for the 18th Annual California Artisan Cheese Festival, happening from March 22-24. This much-loved festival, dedicated to celebrating the artistry of cheese-making, offers three days of gourmet delight, farm tours and educational experiences.

Since 2007, the festival has evolved into a three-day extravaganza of cheese appreciation, education and festivity, uniting California’s foremost cheese artisans. The weekend celebration provides the cheese-curious a chance to savor and acquire new, limited edition and rare artisanal cheeses while mingling with Bay Area farmers, chefs, brewers, winemakers, distillers and gourmet food providers.

The festival kicks off Friday with its signature Farm and Producer Tours spanning across Marin and Sonoma (and even Mendocino) counties. The tours offer an immersive peek into the craft of artisan cheese-making at the source, the farms and places where it all begins.

Saturday attendees will enjoy cheese tastings, expert pairings and informative seminars at a variety of locales throughout Sonoma County, and can finish the day with the Cheese Crawl, a tasty walking tour experience throughout The Barlow in Sebastopol. The festival culminates on Sunday at the Artisan Cheese Tasting & Marketplace with a grand finale tasting event at the Sonoma County Fairgrounds in Santa Rosa.

“We are over the moon with how the 18th Annual California Artisan Cheese Festival has come together for 2024,” says Sarah Simms, president of the California Artisan Cheese Guild and co-founder of the festival. “It will be a true celebration of the best of California cheese and the makers behind-the-scenes who create the real magic.”

For 18 years, the festival has promoted the appreciation of local cheese and the sustainability of the cheesemaking community, educated about artisanal cheeses, and celebrated the creations of California’s farmers and cheesemakers. They have also contributed over $180,000 in grants to nonprofit partners to foster local sustainable agriculture.

Producer and Farm Tours begin and end at various times and places, so folks can check the website to sign up for the tour that works for their interests and schedule. Tours offer attendees intimate glimpses into farms, creameries and producers showcasing the pivotal role of the farmer in cheese production. It’s a rare chance to enjoy guided behind-the-scenes walking tours where they can meet farmers, the animals and cheesemakers, and taste their creations.

“There is nothing like getting the chance to meet your favorite cheesemaker at the Cheese Crawl or cuddle with a baby goat on one of the farm tours,” says Simms.

The tours include curated offerings for every interest, including: “The Truly Artisan,” “Approachable Yet Refined with Cozy Lunch Vibes” or “Behind the Scenes Wines & Friendly Lunch” (with goats!). Tours will visit places like: Gold Ridge Organic Farms, Silver Penny Ranch, Nicasio Valley Cheese Co., Barber Lee Spirits, Marin French Cheese Co., Valley Ford Creamery, Black Kite Cellars and many more.

Specialized seminars, workshops and pairing sessions will be offered at various locations in Santa Rosa and Petaluma. These interactive sessions offer the chance to learn from industry experts, chefs and cheesemakers. Topics range from crafting one’s own cheese and charcuterie boards, to how to offer guests the ideal cheese and wine pairings, and cheese tasting with beer and aperitifs.

Culminating the event is the Artisan Cheese Tasting & Marketplace, where over 100 artisans gather every year to showcase their handcrafted cheeses, complementary gourmet delights, boutique wines, craft beers and artisanal ciders. Guests can peruse a wide selection of cheese, culinary literature, recipes and tasting experiences amid live entertainment. Children are welcome, but please note that strollers are not permitted.

Since 2007, the weekend-long festival has been dedicated to exploring handcrafted cheeses, alongside artisanal foods, wines and beers from California. Folks can attend one day or all three. With a variety of choices, from lectures, tours and tastings to meeting the farmers, the California Artisan Cheese Festival truly has something for everyone.

18th Annual California Artisan Cheese Festival, Friday, Saturday and Sunday, March 22-24. Info and tickets to all events: artisancheesefestival.com.

Women’s History Month in Sonoma County

Women don’t have a history.

That’s the message children got from their history textbooks back in the “olden days,” before five visionary women—Molly Murphy MacGregor, Mary Ruthsdotter, Maria Cuevas, Paula Hammett and Bette Morgan—created the National Women’s History Project in 1980.

“As teachers, we were aware that the history books mostly spoke about men,” said MacGregor, who still answers the phone and directs people to resources at the organization now known as the National Women’s History Alliance.

In fact, only 3% of the people featured in classroom history texts were women. So, working with the Sonoma County Commission on the Status of Women, these five intrepid souls went about writing women back into history.

First, they created a Women’s History Week, centered on March 8, International Women’s Day. Then they called the White House, and President Jimmy Carter agreed to make it official that year.

They brought this new idea to the local schools, where teachers agreed to put Women’s History Week on their school calendars and invited local women into their classrooms to talk about their lives. In 1987, Congress voted to make March Women’s History Month in perpetuity.

By 2018, so many women’s organizations were involved in Women’s History Month that the group changed its name to the National Women’s History Alliance.

Now, in celebration of Women’s History Month, the Bohemian is featuring five remarkable women who share their time, talents and expertise with the Sonoma County community and beyond.

Jackie Elward

Rohnert Park City Councilmember Jackie Elward says it is her kids who drew her into politics.

“My son was frightened, seeing me constantly pulled over, profiled by the police. He didn’t have anyone to speak for him. Our leadership lacks people of color, strong women of color, especially the Black community,” Elward said.

Deciding “not to stand on the sidelines any longer,” she organized a Black Lives Matter rally with Julie Royes and ran for City Council in 2020. Along with two other women newcomers, she flipped the council from a conservative one to a progressive one, Elward said. When she served a term as the city’s mayor in 2021, she was the first Black mayor from Marin County to the Oregon border.

With a progressive majority, the council secured $14 million in state funds for transitional housing and mental health programs, worked with Cotati and Sonoma State University to formulate a program that brings mental health professionals to non-violent emergency calls and purchased a 30-acre former Hewlett Packard site where they are planning to build a downtown.

Now, encouraged by her constituents, she is running for the state Senate in District 3.

Born and raised in the Democratic Republic of Congo, Elward came to California with her husband in 2005, to escape the political turmoil and, what she called a “silent genocide.” They have three children, ages 20, 17 and 13. Elward, who speaks six languages, is an instructional aide at the French American Charter School in Santa Rosa.

Duskie Estes

Restaurateur, farmer and food bank organizer Duskie Estes “fell in love with all things restaurant” at the tender age of 10. That’s when her parents divorced and she spent time with her father at “cool” restaurants, like Greens, Chez Panisse and Star.

When Estes grew up, she considered medicine and the law, but found herself irresistibly drawn to cooking and food. While working as an unpaid intern in Washington, D.C., Estes got a job in a restaurant and joined the Share Our Food, No Kid Hungry campaign and Food Matters.

Moving across the country to Seattle, she worked at the Palace Kitchen, wrote a cookbook and won a James Beard award. Eventually, she and her husband, chef John Stewart, settled in California, where they created Zazu Kitchen + Farm, and Black Pig Meat Company, while raising three children.

When their restaurant in Sebastopol’s Barlow flooded in 2019, they realized that restoring it was overwhelming, so they decided to leave the restaurant business behind after 19 years. They still operate their farm and meat company and a food truck that services winery events and music festivals.

“It’s impossible to make a living in the restaurant business, pay employees well and source your food ethically,” is her take-away.

By ethical sourcing, she means growing what one can oneself and buying organic produce and ethically raised meat from local farmers and ranchers.

“Farm to table instead of freezer to table,” she quipped.

Four years ago, she became the director of a gleaning organization that brings extra produce from farmers and backyard growers to “people who need it.” According to Estes, one in four Sonoma County residents are facing food insecurity while so much produce goes to waste in people’s backyards. All through the year, volunteers glean the excess food and transport it to local food banks.

“Every day I’m outside with people doing something for people they don’t even know,” she rhapsodized.

At the end of February, she retired from Food to Pantry, but is still involved with some of its programs, like Farm to Snacks, which provides afterschool and summer snacks for children.

Pastor Lindsay Bell-Kerr

As lead pastor at Santa Rosa’s Christ Church United Methodist, Lindsey Bell-Kerr is able to fulfill their passion for social change through religion.

“John Wesley founded the Methodist Church on social justice,”

Bell-Kerr said. “He believed that women could be church leaders. He was an abolitionist until his death. He believed in the rights of animals. I found a place in the most radical part of the church.”

Born and raised Catholic in western Pennsylvania, a conservative part of the country, Bell-Kerr noted, they studied journalism in college, but soon “had an itch to try something else.” It was also in college where they gravitated toward the Methodist Church.

After graduation, they traveled to Mindanao, Philippines, working with the interfaith organization, Initiatives for Peace. While there, they decided to study theology at the Pacific School of Religion in Berkeley.

“I heard my calling (to the ministry) in the Philippines,” they said.

Bell-Kerr identifies as non-binary and has faced some difficulties in the church as a result. But they have weathered the storm and found a home at Christ Church United Methodist, which was GLBTQ-friendly long before Bell-Kerr arrived. The church’s website is splashed with all manner of rainbow colors, and the congregation includes both GLBTQ people and their “proud parents.”

The church is also involved in other social justice issues. It houses the North Bay Organizing Project, as well as a Harvest for the Hungry garden and a food bank, Elisha’s Pantry. At Bell-Kerr’s “nudging,” it is moving even farther in that direction. The church has recently joined the Changemaker Church Project, which encourages members to become change makers in their local communities.

“I came to the church because I am not just interested in justice for GLBTQ people, but for all people,” they said.

Bell-Kerr is married to Rev. Diana Bell-Kerr, pastor at the First Congregationalist UCC Church in Santa Rosa.

Katie Ketchum

Singer, pianist, composer and painter Katie Ketchum was tongue-tied as a child—literally—which required two surgeries to loosen her tongue. And it hasn’t stopped wagging ever since.

Basically shy as a child, Ketchum found her self-expression in music. That meant studying classical piano at the Royal Conservatory in Toronto and finding her own voice as a singer and a composer of zany musicals about women in history.

While taking art classes at a university in Las Vegas, she learned about Mary Cassatt, a turn-of-the-century American painter who struggled to make her way in the male-dominated art world. After receiving a National Endowment for the Arts grant to complete this work, and enjoying a successful run of her first effort, she wrote a second musical about composer/pianist Clara Schuman, whose father controlled her musical career until she married composer Robert Schuman.

Then, because Ketchum had always been interested in how Mary Magdalene was ignored in the Bible, she decided to write a musical presenting her in various guises, including as a country western singer. Along the way, it turned into a comedy.

“All my plays are about women’s empowerment,” she said, adding that they have all had successful runs around the country.

Twelve years ago, she added another art to her repertoire—painting. Here again she focuses on the feminine, painting icon images of goddesses and some contemporary heroines, like Dolores Huerta and Ruth Bader Ginsberg. She also joined herchurch, a feminist church in San Francisco, where she serves as piano player, choir director and painting instructor. And, along with lyricist Jann Aldredge-Clanton, she has written a book of feminist chants, Hersay, Songs of Healing and Empowerment.

Currently she is showcasing a new musical, Mad Hattie Saves the World, an interactive tea party where she solicits suggestions for transformation from the audience. She is in her 50th year of teaching voice and piano in Sonoma County.

Renee Saucedo

“I’m fully bi-cultural,” is how Renee Saucedo describes herself, having spent her childhood traveling between her mother’s home in Mexico and her father’s in Saratoga, CA.

That’s what makes Saucedo uniquely qualified to help immigrant Mexican women bridge the gap between the country they left behind and their new lives in the U.S. Having spent several years as an attorney for La Raza Centro in San Francisco, and then the Graton Day Labor Center, she is now the director of Almas Libres (Free Spirits), a Sonoma County advocacy organization for Indigenous Mexican women.

Saucedo said she has always been drawn to helping Indigenous people better their lives.

“Growing up in Mexico, I became radicalized,” she said. “I saw the extreme poverty. I knew I wanted to work for oppressed people.”

Saucedo began working with the local women’s group when it was part of the Graton Day Labor Center. After she moved to the Raizes Collective, the group joined her and took the name Almas Libres. She said it provides a place where women can empower one another through sharing their stories and supporting each other along the difficult path of being an immigrant in an unfamiliar, and not always benign, new land. Las Almas is also working with state and federal organizations to create a pathway to citizenship for Mexican immigrants.

“I am so honored and privileged to work with these women,” she said. “I am a witness to their transformation, their courage and their love of family. I have been doing this work for 35 years, and I still wake up every morning excited about my work with immigrant and Indigenous women.

“They work hard, strenuous jobs, and still find the courage to support each other and work in the community for social justice,” she continued. “Many of them are forced to leave their loved ones behind, and risk their lives to come here and work to put food on their babies’ tables and provide for their elderly parents. They need citizenship to be able to travel and visit their families.”

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