A Cup o’ Joe

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Martin Luther King Jr.’s Bible. Words that acknowledge both climate change and gay rights. It’s hopeful—and heavy, and difficult not to wonder how much idealism will be compromised in the next four years.
Which is why the Internet seems to be turning to Uncle Joe today. The Biden, that blond(ish) bastion of no-malarcky straight talk and aviator sunglasses, is always a welcome foil to his running mate, and doubly so when the future looms large and unknown. Here are some of the best offerings of Team Joe floating around the Web today.

Leslie Knope and Joe Biden

  • Leslie Knope and Joe Biden

1. Mother Jones’ refreshed this incredible retrospective, in which the VP plays Angry Birds, acts out a one-liner from CSI Miami and ignores a child.

2. If you’re not familiar with him, the Onion’s “Diamond” Joe Biden likes to hitchhike, show his chest hair and soliloquize about the everyman. In an excellent twist of virtual reality, Onion Joe hosted a Reddit AMA last Friday to celebrate the release of his book and was upstaged by his real alter-ego.

3. This is not recent, but it’s still excellent.

A Cup o’ Joe

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Martin Luther King Jr.’s Bible. Words that acknowledge both climate change and gay rights. It’s hopeful—and heavy, and difficult not to wonder how much idealism will be compromised in the next four years.
Which is why the Internet seems to be turning to Uncle Joe today. The Biden, that blond(ish) bastion of no-malarcky straight talk and aviator sunglasses, is always a welcome foil to his running mate, and doubly so when the future looms large and unknown. Here are some of the best offerings of Team Joe floating around the Web today.

1. Mother Jones’ refreshed this incredible retrospective, in which the VP plays Angry Birds, acts out a one-liner from CSI Miami and ignores a child.

2. If you’re not familiar with him, the Onion’s “Diamond” Joe Biden likes to hitchhike, show his chest hair and soliloquize about the everyman. In an excellent twist of virtual reality, Onion Joe hosted a Reddit AMA last Friday to celebrate the release of his book and was upstaged by his real alter-ego.

3. This is not recent, but it’s still excellent.

Extended Play: Heavy Lifting Videos

Olympic Weightlifters fom the 2012 Redwood Empire Championships receive awards

  • Olympic Weightlifters fom the 2012 Redwood Empire Championships receive awards

It’s fascinating to watch Olympic weightlifting. Just a few sends of action and with much practice having gone into it, and just one tiny flaw will throw everything off. The amount of weight that can be caught overhead is staggering, and the form of a good lift is really beautiful. Top athletes of any sport are artists, to me, and watching great Olympic lifters is like watching a 10-second masterpiece that took years to perfect.

Hossein Rezazadeh’s world record 263 kilogram (580 pound) clean and jerk at the 2004 Olympics remains unbeaten:

Here it is in slow motion:

This is Behdad Salimi’s world record 214 kilogram (472 pounds) lift at the New World Strongest Man competition in Paris in 2011:

And in slow motion, because it’s so damn cool:

This is a great scientific high-speed camera breakdown of the snatch by Team USA:

Here’s the same series exploring the clean and jerk:

Will leaving nudists alone cause cancer?

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Not according to Christina DiEdoardo.
The San Francisco-based lawyer doesn’t just sport a friendly emoticon on her LinkedIn page, she’s also defending your right to be naked in San Francisco before a federal judge.

Nude, or nevernude?

  • Arrested Development
  • Nude, or nevernude?

According to an article published yesterday by the Chronicle, the case challenges an ordinance scheduled to go into effect on Feb. 1. If publicly shedding your drawers is an important part of your life, you can still do so at events permitted for nakedness, like the Folsom Street Fair and Bay to Breakers.
This court case raises many questions like the one above, only hinted at in the Chronicle’s coverage. Is public nakedness a form of political expression? Is it a form of artistic expression? Should we revisit the idea of a naked mayor? What about a naked city council? Would their hands need to be visible at all times?
You can read more about the history of balls-out…um…ness in SF here.

Winner, Winner, Porky Dinner

Porchetta

  • Porchetta

Pop-up dinners are awesome. 1) Prix Fixe meals are awesome. 2) Artisan meat producers are awesome. 3) Sitting at a table with people excited about food is awesome. 4) Wine pairing by people who know their stuff is awesome. 5) I am still full.

This was my list of notes after Sonoma’s Epicurean Connection Wednesday night Victorian Farmstead/chef John Lyle pop-up dinner. Tickets were $75, including wine pairing, tax and tip. Really, that’s like a three-course dinner for $35, because this wine pairing would be at least $15 and tax and gratuity would run about $25. This is how meals in many European restaurants are priced, and it just feels like this structure respects the food more. It’s not trying to trick a diner into not realizing the total cost of an experience, it’s offering the meal at a price that’s fair for the quality (1).

To start, chicken and dumplings were good, but not as great as what was to come. The dumplings lacked a bit of flavor for my taste, but the chicken and broth made up for it. The flesh tasted so pure, an unfortunately rare trait in commercial meat (2). The dish was surprisingly light, easing my fears of carrying a lead stomach by the end of the evening.

The star, porchetta, was impeccable. Hands down wins my vote for best main dish of the year. I don’t need to eat any more, folks. We’ve already found a winner. Pork belly, laid out flat, rolled over onto itself and cooked so the skin gets crispy, the fat gets juicy and the meat gets so, so tender but not in the “cut it with your fork” way, which I always felt to just be another way to say “mushy.” The meat had so much flavor with such little seasoning, basically just salt and pepper. “The food comes perfect right out of the ground,” says Lyle. “It’s my job not to mess it up.”

John Lyle

  • John Lyle

Indeed, it came to him near perfection in its raw form. I could probably eat it as sashimi. This pork is so pure, I could taste its diet, which I imagine consisted much of wild grasses and shrubs. Sitting next to Victorian Farmstead farmer Adam Parks, I discovered he gets his pork from Marin County, though it’s one of the few meats he doesn’t raise on his own (3). His high standards are obvious, though, with the chicken and pork both surpassing already high expectations.

The pork sat atop red buttery red potatoes, cooked whole and cut in half on the plate, as well as a mixture of greens from Bloomfield Farms. The greens were on everyone’s lips during dinner. I wanted to talk about the pork, but no, everyone was so taken with the damn side dish that I didn’t even get to my Porky Pig impression (a dinner party favorite). To be fair, they were really good greens, which Lyle said was just a simple mix of kale, spinach and chard. Again, he doesn’t do much to them here, but the mixture of flavors took away from the natural bitterness that usually turns me away from greens, especially kale. Yeah, I said it. Kale sucks. But this kale, mixed with other goodies, didn’t suck. Maybe I’m beginning to see the light. Maybe I was just high on pig juice. (Wouldn’t be the first time).

Fig tart

  • Fig tart

Dessert, spelled with two esses because you always want seconds, did in fact make me want seconds (5). The fig tart was sliced like a pie, served with vanilla ice cream and a carmel sauce that stole the show and took home the award for best supporting condiment. Served with two cheeses that “literally just came in hours ago,” it was a nice comedown after the pork. The crust was king of this dessert; Lyle is a master of this craft. “It’s a gateway pastry,” he says of pie crust. It leads to nefarious debauchery such as croissants, puff pastry and other sinful doughs. If the Body of Christ were made of Lyle’s pie crust, communion would have lines out the door.

Sheana Davis

  • Sheana Davis

I didn’t mention the wine yet, but the pairings by Sheana Davis were unexpected and well chosen (4). Idell Vineyards chardonnay with the chicken didn’t overpower the lightness of the dish, and the winemaker sat across from me at the table. (It’s pretty amazing when people who made the raw ingredients for a dinner are at the table, it shows real confidence in their work, and with good reason.) The Korbin Kameron cab had about six years to mellow out, and it wasn’t really meaty or super bold. It was more like a zin, really, like a big zin, which paired so well with the pork I almost had another glass (but I’d have left the pork all alone, and I couldn’t do that). Forget pork and pinot, this is even better. And with dessert, the 2006 Parmelee Hill syrah was a great wine that went better with the cheese than fig tart. Depth makes this a good drinking wine, which makes it a smart choice for dessert. I’ve never been a fan of super sweet wines at dessert, because dessert is already sweet. Why add more sweet? This syrah was a good choice and left a wonderful lingering reminder of the evening after we left.

I always forget Sonoma is only half an hour from Santa Rosa and half an hour from Petaluma. Actually, it’s about the same to drive between SR and P-Town as it is from either city to Sonoma, and much more pleasant. The only tough thing is passing up the great, super cheap taco-portunities on the way to the Promised Land.

Twelve and On Fire

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Bradley Boatright is a troublemaker.

Twelve years old, possessed of a potent imagination, haunted by a childhood tragedy he considers the critical piece in his origin story, Bradley (played with elastic authenticity by New York actor Gabriel King) sees himself as the hero of an epic comic book adventure—though the real details of is life may be anything but comic. In Dan LeFranc’s colorful new youth-riot spectacle Troublemaker, or the Freakin’ Kick-A Adventures of Bradley Boatwright—running through Feb. 3 at Berkeley Repertory Theater—pre-teen angst is blended with unexpected insight. In three distinct acts, LeFranc heightens everything: the youthful dialogue is a gloriously stylized barrage of code words and slyly softened obscenities. Bullies behave like super-villains from a James Bond movie. Adults are seen as monsters, Nazis, zombies, or pirates. And though Bradley likes to treat his best friend Mickey Minkle (Chad Goodridge) as his sidekick, by the third act, even Bradley is forced to admit that maybe his troublemaking behavior is masking a monster-sized insecurity. Directed by Lila Neugebauer, the slightly stretched show is a whimsically awesome coming of age story, with an ending that is not exactly happy—but it is surprisingly, hopefully, painfully, real.

For showtime information, see Berkeley Repertory Theater.

Jan. 22: Tracy Kidder at Book Passage

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Biographies are a dime a dozen, but Pulitzer Prize—winning nonfiction writer Tracy Kidder’s Mountains Beyond Mountains—the story of renegade physician and Partners in Health cofounder Paul Farmer—stands out. Kidder is the type of writer that can teach the rest of us writers something real and, luckily, he’s written a new book, along with magazine and book editor Richard Todd, that does just that. Good Prose: The Art of Nonfiction distills the stories and advice that developed from years of practice. Tracy Kidder talks about good prose on Tuesday, Jan. 22, at Book Passage. 51 Tamal Vista Blvd., Corte Madera. 7pm. 415.927.0960.

Jan. 19: Merle Haggard the the Uptown Theatre

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My grandma was a big Merle Haggard fan. We spent many a summer night, sitting on the back porch of her house in Arizona, Grandma drinking Budweiser, me drinking 7-Up, Merle or Willie on the cassette player; I liked singing the chorus of “Okie from Muskogee” at the top of my lungs, whenever possible. Now in his mid-70s, Haggard’s been at this country music business for a mighty long stretch, but age ain’t nothing but a number for the poet of the common man’s voice, energy or sense of humor. After all, this is the guy who wrote, “Half of My Garden Is for Willie,” a song about growing tobacco, mushrooms and cannabis for his bandana-and-braided compadre. He plays Saturday, Jan. 19, at the Uptown Theatre. 1350 Third St., Napa. 8pm. $80—$90. 707.259.0123.

Jan. 19-20: Chris Botti at the Napa Valley Opera House

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Chris Botti is a hunk. If they made a “Sexy Men of Jazz” calendar, he would certainly be Mr. December. Just ask Katie Couric! But beyond his all-American looks, the jazz trumpeter actually possesses serious chops. Studying with Woody Shaw and Bill Adam at Indiana University before moving to New York in the ’80s, he then went the pop route, forming creative partnerships with Paul Simon, Sting and Joni Mitchell, snagging many Grammy nominations along the way. Though he’s able to hold his own at the Village Vanguard, on his latest album Botti continues to blend pop and jazz, performing “romantic melodies” with the likes of Vince Gill, Herbie Hancock, Mark Knopfler and Andrea Bocelli. He blows on Saturday, Jan. 19, and Sunday, Jan. 20, at the Napa Valley Opera House. 1030 Main St., Napa. 8pm and 7pm. $80—$90. 707.226.7372.

Jan. 17: Battle of the Baristas Final Showdown at Taylor Maid

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I spent years behind coffeehouse counters, steaming up foamy lattes with glum despair before learning how to make a proper coffee drink. It took training by a boss who viewed coffee as an art form to change my ways. Under her tutelage, I learned the exact temperature at which milk caramelizes, how to make a superb espresso shot (tiger stripes, people), and the way to pour freshly steamed milk so as to produce crema-licious rosettes. I’m now as obsessed with a well-made cappuccino as the 30 Oliver’s Market baristas who’ve trained with Taylor Maid Farms for the past three months in preparation for the ultimate challenge. Bask in their knowledge and skill at the Battle of the Baristas Final Showdown on Thursday, Jan. 17, at Taylor Maid Farms. 7190 Keating Ave., Sebastopol. 6pm. 707.634.7129.

A Cup o’ Joe

Martin Luther King Jr.'s Bible. Words that acknowledge both climate change and gay rights. It's hopeful—and heavy, and difficult not to wonder how much idealism will be compromised in the next four years. Which is why the Internet seems to be turning to Uncle Joe today. The Biden, that blond(ish) bastion of no-malarcky straight talk and aviator sunglasses,...

A Cup o’ Joe

Martin Luther King Jr.'s Bible. Words that acknowledge both climate change and gay rights. It's hopeful—and heavy, and difficult not to wonder how much idealism will be compromised in the next four years. Which is why the Internet seems to be turning to Uncle Joe today. The Biden, that blond(ish) bastion of no-malarcky straight talk and aviator sunglasses,...

Extended Play: Heavy Lifting Videos

Videos of record-breaking Olympic lifts.

Will leaving nudists alone cause cancer?

Public nudity, federal court, nudewoody, naked mayor

Winner, Winner, Porky Dinner

Porchetta and cabernet make great dance partners.

Twelve and On Fire

'Troublemaker' a Pre-Teen Angst Spectacle at Berkeley Rep

Jan. 22: Tracy Kidder at Book Passage

Biographies are a dime a dozen, but Pulitzer Prize—winning nonfiction writer Tracy Kidder’s Mountains Beyond Mountains—the story of renegade physician and Partners in Health cofounder Paul Farmer—stands out. Kidder is the type of writer that can teach the rest of us writers something real and, luckily, he’s written a new book, along with magazine and book editor Richard Todd,...

Jan. 19: Merle Haggard the the Uptown Theatre

My grandma was a big Merle Haggard fan. We spent many a summer night, sitting on the back porch of her house in Arizona, Grandma drinking Budweiser, me drinking 7-Up, Merle or Willie on the cassette player; I liked singing the chorus of “Okie from Muskogee” at the top of my lungs, whenever possible. Now in his mid-70s, Haggard’s...

Jan. 19-20: Chris Botti at the Napa Valley Opera House

Chris Botti is a hunk. If they made a “Sexy Men of Jazz” calendar, he would certainly be Mr. December. Just ask Katie Couric! But beyond his all-American looks, the jazz trumpeter actually possesses serious chops. Studying with Woody Shaw and Bill Adam at Indiana University before moving to New York in the ’80s, he then went the pop...

Jan. 17: Battle of the Baristas Final Showdown at Taylor Maid

I spent years behind coffeehouse counters, steaming up foamy lattes with glum despair before learning how to make a proper coffee drink. It took training by a boss who viewed coffee as an art form to change my ways. Under her tutelage, I learned the exact temperature at which milk caramelizes, how to make a superb espresso shot (tiger...
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