April 25: Reverend Billy at Dance Palace

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Praise the Lord! This week, Reverend Billy comes to save America from the evils of out-of-control consumerism. The zany preacher is a quasi-character played by Bill Talen—but make no mistake, when it comes to the messages in the Reverend’s sermons, Talen is a true believer. For years, Billy and the Church of Stop Shopping have been evangelizing and sticking it to the man with hilarious protests: YouTube is littered with videos of the good Reverend invading Starbucks, Walmart and other such dens of sin, with his choir delivering gospel songs about free trade coffee and unions, and performing exorcisms on the cash registers before he typically gets arrested.
Currently, Billy and The Church of Stop Shopping Choir are touring around the country performing their newest song, “Extinction Revolution,” a hymn about the extinction of the Golden Toad due to climate change (never fear—the Toad comes back from the dead, haunts Jamie Dimon, and regulates Wall Street, hallelujah!) Reverend Billy brings his choir and message of salvation from corporate corruption on Thursday, April 25, at the Dance Palace. 503 B St., Point Reyes Station. 7pm. $12—22. 831.419.1058.

Sonoma Clean Power: Good or Bad for the Community and Environment?

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This week, both the Press Democrat and the North Bay Business Journal published opinion pieces written by community members on the potential benefits and pitfalls of Sonoma Clean Power, a “community choice program” designed to provide “green electricity at competitive prices to the residents and businesses of Sonoma County,” according to the program’s website.

The program, if approved by the Sonoma County Board of Supervisors, who unanimously approved to launch the program in December of last year, will provide energy to current PG&E customers who choose not to opt out and stay with PG&E.

Today in the Press Democrat, county supervisor Efren Carrillo and Public Utilities board member Dick Dowd co-authored YES ON SONOMA CLEAN POWER: Give Residents Control, Choice (all-caps theirs, incidentally) arguing that “Sonoma Clean Power will deliver greener power at a competitive price while creating a new permanent source of income to run local programs.”

Also in the Press Democrat today, Hunter Stern, business representative with the International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers Local Union 1245, argues in NO ON SONOMA CLEAN POWER: Higher cost, more greenhouse gases, that public power will bring higher costs and less “green energy” with the onset of this program.

Meanwhile, the Monday issue of the North Bay Business Journal ran ‘Sonoma Clean Power carries potential economic benefits,’ by Sonoma County Water Agency Public Information Officer Amy Christopherson Bolten.

Bolten leads off her column with this statement:

Sonoma Clean Power is a community choice aggregation program being developed by the Sonoma County Water Agency to purchase electricity for Sonoma County customers. This program has multiple benefits and risks, is complex and not well understood by Sonoma County residents and businesses. In order to help the North Bay Business Journal readers understand the various aspects of Sonoma Clean Power, the Journal is partnering with the Sonoma County Water Agency to publish a series of articles discussing the various aspects of this effort. This article discusses the potential for development of locally sited renewable power facilities.

(Great intention, but I wonder how many of the risks the water agency will discuss in this media partnership, considering that it’s the very agency in charge of, and pushing for, the program. Indeed, the SCWA is the current home for Sonoma Clean Power’s temporary website.)

These pieces follow several in-depth stories published in the PD and the NBBJ in the last week about the program.

“Five months from now, Sonoma County intends to launch its program to become the power supplier to 220,000 local homes and businesses, displacing Pacific Gas and Electric Co. from its position of energy dominance. At stake in the short term is up to $170 million in annual revenue,” states a story by Brett Wilkison.

The North Bay Business Journal‘s story, by Eric Gneckow, states the program offers “the clearest picture yet of expected pricing from a renewable energy—focused power agency under development in Sonoma County, a new report shows that a typical business customer in the launch phase of Sonoma Clean Power could expect to pay between 3.1 percent less per month and a half-percent more than conventional utility rates.”

I have to say, even with all the coverage this is getting, the opinion pieces, to me, kind of get in the way of my feeling like I have a true understanding of the benefits, risks and the potential monetary gains and losses that will come if this program is launched.

A 2011 Bohemian cover story by Darwin Bond-Graham examined the early stages of Sonoma Clean Power, and noted that while Marin’s public power agency buys much of its power from Shell—hardly a green source—Sonoma County has a number of local greener options, even including chicken poop.

A 2012 follow-up article by Rachel Dovey found that the SCWA was in talks with nine potential suppliers, including Consolidated Edison, Calpine and Goldman-Sachs. And while cost estimates for consumers ranged from a $4 to $10 increase per month, Bond-Graham followed up with Paul Fenn, who wrote the 2002 California law that enables cities and counties develop their own sources of local power; Fenn at the time said a zero-rate increase in rates, or even a decrease, was possible.

April 25: Suzy Bogguss at Sweewater Music Hall

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With all the Swiftian princess obsession in country music these days, it’s fun to look back at a song like Suzy Bogguss’ 1993 hit Hey Cinderella. In true Nashville storytelling style, it follows a ravishing bride into adulthood, with all of its unglamorous trappings, and reminds listeners that most princess stories are mere fairytales. Bogguss has grown up too, and found a new life independent of Capitol Records; her last few albums have embraced a vivacious Western-swing spirit well-suited to her natural, perfect enunciation. See Bogguss anew on Thursday, April 25, at Sweetwater Music Hall. 19 Corte Madera Ave., Mill Valley. 8pm. $27. 415.388.3850.

April 27: Shotgun Wedding Quintet at Hopmonk Sebastopol

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Last week’s media shitshow over the Boston bombings brought us at least one moment of greatness: Fox News’ Megyn Kelly quoting lyrics to Eminem’s Forgot About Dre live on the air. Conservative hilarity aside, though, hey . . . what about Dr. Dre? He might have produced Kendrick Lamar’s top-level debut last year, but his over-12-years-in-the-making forthcoming album Detox is now the Chinese Democracy of the rap world. To ensure people don’t, in fact, forget about Dre, the Shotgun Wedding Quintet plays a G-funk era tribute night with the music of Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, Warren G, Nate Dogg and more on Saturday, April 27, at Hopmonk Tavern. 230 Petaluma Ave., Sebatopol. 10:30pm. $15. 707.829.7300.

April 28: Mr. December at Bergamot Alley

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If there were ever a “Keep Healdsburg Weird” campaign (and we can think of one certain brilliant resident who posts Japanese bondage art on telephone poles and leads mustachioed sex workshops in the town plaza who might helm it), it should take tips from Bergamot Alley’s web presence. “Hippo Sweat Is Red,” the wine bar’s site reads at the bottom, apropos of nothing. Elsewhere, it quotes Willy Wonka, touts its “porn room” (it’s not what you think), and, if you look closely, hosts a shot of Shellyann Orphan’s Century Flower. This is the type of place for live music, indeed, and Mr. December plays here on Sunday, April 28. 328 Healdsburg Ave., Healdsburg. 5:30pm. Free. 707.433.8720.

April 27: Foghat at the Uptown Theatre

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This year will mark the 20th Anniversary of Dazed and Confused, the 1993 film that itself served as a de facto 17th anniversary of the summer of 1976. With all this meta retro flying around, it’s only fitting that bellbottom-and-bog-rips nostalgia act Foghat, the band responsible for that film’s prominent theme Slow Ride, is out on the road. Anchored by lone original member Roger Earl, a drummer who once unsuccessfully auditioned for the Jimi Hendrix Experience, Foghat hopes you remember hits like Fool For the City and Drivin’ Wheel on Saturday, April 27, at the Uptown Theatre. 1350 Third St., Napa. 8pm. $35. 707.259.0123.

Bird Call

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Federal and state wildlife officials have made virtually no efforts to amend a Caltrans-related situation in Petaluma that has directly caused the deaths of more than a hundred migratory birds currently nesting under a pair of freeway overpasses, according to a local bird rescue center.

Veronica Bowers, of Songbird Care & Conservation in Sebastopol, has almost singlehandedly monitored and investigated the matter since March, when she first called Caltrans to warn that netting dangling from beneath the Highway 101 bridge over the Petaluma River was likely to cause problems for federally protected cliff swallows, which migrate north from South America each year and build nests in, among other places, the freeway overpasses that cross Lakeville Highway and the Petaluma River.

But Bowers says nobody at Caltrans responded, even after she called and left a second voice message. This was still before any birds had been confirmed dead in the newly installed netting dangling from the bridges and that is supposedly part of an upcoming construction project.

Then the death toll began, says Bowers, who saw the first entangled swallows on April 7 under the Petaluma River bridge.

“There were well over a dozen cliff swallows dead or dying in the nets,” Bowers says.

She says she called Caltrans again, and then contacted the two major agencies charged with protecting wildlife—the federal Fish and Wildlife Service and the state Department of Fish and Wildlife—to file a complaint. Caltrans never responded, while each wildlife management agency took three days to do so, according to Bowers.

“It was appalling,” Bowers says. “Each day they didn’t answer, I kept going back and finding more dead birds.”

Bowers says she finally had brief telephone conversations with both the Fish and Wildlife Service and the Department of Fish and Wildlife.

“They said they’d look into it, and that’s been the status since,” she says.

By now, the death toll of cliff swallows at the two Highway 101 overpasses may be approaching 200, according to Bowers. The majority of the birds have been entangled under the Petaluma River overpass, where a contracting company called CC Myers Inc. first installed the nets as part of preliminary work on an upcoming $77 million retrofit. The nets are presumably meant to protect the birds—or at least keep them away from the barrier while retrofit work is underway. The Fish and Wildlife Service forbids construction projects from harming nesting swallows.

Yet law enforcement officials have hardly jumped to amend the situation. On Friday, Janice Mackey, a spokeswoman with the California Department of Fish and Wildlife, said that Caltrans had already “resolved” the problem, adjusting the nets so that swallows would no longer try and squeeze between small openings in the barrier.

“Caltrans fixed that issue on Monday,” Mackey says.

But according to Bowers, at least nine more swallows were found dead by her organization in the netting between Monday and Friday of last week.

When pressed for a better answer, Mackey says the department told her it would call back with an update. The return call never came.

At the federal level, Michael Woodbridge of the Fish and Wildlife Service would say only that his agency’s law enforcement officers were investigating the problem. He said he could offer no further comment.

Caltrans officials did not return multiple calls from the Bohemian seeking comment, but have already told other reporters that their project planners have strived to amend the situation by cinching up the netting at openings through which swallows were attempting to access their traditional nesting grounds.

Bowers says no obvious fixes have been made and that any assurance that the problem has been resolved “is misinformation.” She has repeatedly suggested alternate methods of keeping the birds away from the construction site, such as silicon-based paint or Teflon sheathing, to no avail.

At the Bird Rescue Center in Santa Rosa, executive director Mary Ellen Rayner says she has personally called state and federal authorities three times, and that her staff of volunteers has sent emails to various officials demanding action—and even suggesting solutions, like alternative barriers made of glass or plastic—that would solve the issue.

“It seems to me that they’re just ignoring us,” says Rayner, who speculates that higher-profile birds like raptors might receive more efficient response in a comparable scenario. “Whatever the reason, these regulatory agencies aren’t enforcing laws that should protect migratory birds.”

That Boy Wilkins

Back in the day, “Ghoulardi,” as Cleveland DJ and television host Ernie Anderson was known, injected local color into WJW-TV’s late-night horror film broadcasts—underrated gems and psilocybin-mushroom-studded cow patties alike. Soon, late-night television of the ’60s was laden with caped sarcasm-meisters kibitzing their way through monster movies.

As seen in the documentary Watch Horror Films, Keep America Strong by Petaluma filmmaker Tom Wyrsch, San Francisco’s beloved Bob Wilkins was in that tradition, but not of it. Wilkins was a Midwestern former steel worker who rode KTVU’s waves into the memories of thousands of northern Californians as a cigar-smoking lounger in a JFK-style rocking chair. The host of Creature Features was a cinema scholar in a time when no internet was available to prod lazy memories. Wilkins was honest (“I felt I had to be honest,” he said) about the limitations of his wares, the unbelievable previews for which are part of Watch Horror Films.

A famous incident, reported from two sides in the documentary, involves the time Wilkins advised his audience to actually avoid the movie he was about to show, Attack of the Mushroom People. Indeed, he read the TV Guide on the air to suggest alternative viewing on other channels.

Watch Horror Films conveys the independence of KTVU in those days. I can remember when the nude scenes in Nicolas Roeg’s Walkabout weren’t trimmed, despite a 4pm broadcast. Once, Creature Features famously broadcast a lesbian vampire film called Twins of Evil in which an actress bares her, um, twins of evil. The FCC never came thundering down; the “community standards” defense worked at the time, and since San Francisco was the community in question, well . . .

Wilkins retired in 1979. Longtime fan and Chronicle scribe John Stanley took over for the next six years; the intrepid critic and researcher brought in an assortment of junketing stars. Creature Features‘ guests include Ernie Fosselius, creator of the first and best Star Wars parody, Hardware Wars, as well as Anthony Daniels, the man who wore C-3PO’s metal carapace. Both the ever-terrific George Takei and later Star Trek-ian Whoopi Goldberg were guests. And there’s a story here about Christopher Lee you don’t want to have spoiled.

The documentary is as thrifty as Wilkins’ sets; talking heads onscreen make for nodding heads in the audience. Yet it celebrates a show well worth honoring, evergreen in the memories of Bay Area B-movie buffs.

‘Watch Horror Films, Keep America Strong’ screens with ‘Hardware Wars’ as filmmaker Wyrsch, host Stanley and guest Fosselius appear in person on Sunday, April 28, at the Rafael Film Center. 1118 Fourth St., San Rafael. 4:15pm. $12. 415.454.1222.

Blonde Ambition

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Contrary to what parents and pundits would hope, college is not just a place to work hard and get good grades. It’s also a great incubator of self-discovery, a brutal but transformative landscape of pitfalls and opportunities, where students learn not just what they are capable of, but what kind of people they want to be.

Therefore, there are few shows more suited to a college-level performing arts program (in this case, the Santa Rosa Junior College’s theater arts department) than the 2007 Broadway hit Legally Blonde: The Musical. Based on the 2001 movie, Legally Blonde was crafted for the stage by Laurence O’Keefe (Batboy: The Musical), Nell Benjamin and Heather Hatch.

Wrapping up a strong season for SRJC, director Leslie McCauley helms a spirited student cast and crew who make up in enthusiasm and charm (and an undeniable identification with the themes of the play) what they might lack in polish, vocal precision and stage experience. The result is a show that carries a whopping load of emotional weight, while remaining as sweet and fluffy as pink popcorn.

Fashion major Elle Woods (Sigrid Forsythe) is about to graduate from UCLA when she learns that her boyfriend, Warner (Blake Chandler), is not planning to propose (as she and her Delta Nu sorority sisters anticipate in the bouncy, show-opening number “Omigod You Guys”). Having decided she’s not “serious enough,” Warner dumps her, heading out for both Harvard Law School and a new girlfriend, the dour, über-serious Vivienne (Kayla Kearney). Determined to reclaim Warner’s love, Elle charms the Harvard admissions board into accepting her unorthodox application, involving a marching band and a team of cheerleaders.

Once at Harvard, Elle suffers a harsh series of setbacks and challenges. Ostracized for her perky attitude, aggressively pink wardrobe and apparent lack of interest in the law, Elle’s only supporters are Paulette (Audrey Tatum), the unlucky-in-love manicurist at a local beauty shop, and Emmett (Zachary Hasbany), the gangly assistant of the school’s most notorious and judgmental law teacher, Professor Callahan (Christopher Gonzalez).

Working hard against a score that features unmemorable, hard-to-sing songs and a script that becomes increasingly unfocused as the story progresses, the cast of SRJC’s Legally Blonde pulls it off anyway, conjuring a heartfelt breath-mint of a show. In the end, Elle learns a major life lesson: that being true to oneself, quirks and all, never goes out of style.

Rating (out of 5):★★★½

Art and Soul

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Oh, to return to college! To again experience that heady time of exploration and inundation when the aged young freewheel to philosophy class, actually enjoy math class and rip eagerly through a novel a week in English class. That fresh moment of one’s life that is spent not in nightclubs or dorm rooms, but rather, and ceaselessly, in the library.

Which is not so very bad at all if you are fortunate enough to be a student at Santa Rosa Junior College, where the seven-year-old Doyle Library just keeps getting better.

Completed in 2006 as the largest building on campus, the Doyle is a marvel of environmental sensibility, even making 350 tons of ice on its roof each night to cool the building’s air by day. The motif of the carpet is based on the images of local plants, color choices reflect local geography, a white-noise machine creates a uniform ambiance and natural light soars in through large panes.

As splendid as the Doyle already is, library technician Scott Lipanovich has found a way to make it even better—by adding a permanent art collection.

Which isn’t to say that it’s been easy. In fact, rounding up some 80 pieces from 52 artists took Lipanovich two and a half years. Some call it a labor of love; Lipanovich calls it “The Doyle Collection.” An opening reception is slated for Friday, April 26.

“We have this great building, great natural light and abundance of flat spaces on the walls. It seems only natural to create a great art collection,” Lipanovich explains. “And because, since the 1950s, we’ve had a great staff, we had the chance to do it only with people who’ve been on staff, which is unique.”

The work took so long to amass because Lipanovich adhered to a strict set of rules. He built the collection during his own volunteer time. All the art had to have been made by SRJC faculty and staff who were at the college from 1950 or later. As there was no budget for the project, the work had to be donated. If the artist was alive, he or she would bear the cost of framing; if the artist was not, Lipanovich invariably ended up paying for it himself. A final piece went to the framer’s just last weekend, costing him over $400.

An unassuming man concerned that not too much attention be made of him, Lipanovich shrugs mildly. “It’s a wonderful drawing and it’s in a permanent collection,” he reasons of the expenditure, “so I’m happy to do it.”

He has also been happy to spend Friday through Sunday for nearly three years visiting artists, spending full days viewing their life’s work, and coaxing donations. “We only had about seven donation-donations,” Lipanovich estimates. “Usually,” he smiles, “it was a pursuit.”

Such pursuits normally included food and conversation, and perhaps a new friendship. Not a bad way to spend one’s long weekends, actually.

“The best part of doing this was the donors,” Lipanovich says, referring to the artists he met. “Spending time with the donors and just having lunch. Hanging out. The donors are great.”

The list of artists collected is a who’s-who of North Bay creators, and includes such international names as Robert Arneson, who taught for just one year at the JC, 1958–1959, and left when he wasn’t hired on. A busy pastel self-portrait—which also graces the cover of Jonathan Fineberg’s new Arneson biography, A Troublesome Subject, released last month—hangs near the top of the main stairwell. At the bottom of the stairs is a piece by Maurice Lapp, who has work in the Whitney Museum, the Art Institute of Chicago and SFMOMA, among others.

Lapp, 88, joined the faculty in 1956, upon returning from a 19-month painting fellowship in Mexico City. Just before leaving Mexico, he entered a work, The Travelers, in competition. Famed painter Rufino Tamayo judged the show and deemed Lapp’s piece the best. Lipanovich, a friend of Lapp’s who has helped the artist catalogue and organize his work for a number of other exhibitions, had never heard this story nor seen the work. Lapp surprised him with The Travelers as a gift. Both of Lapp’s children are flying in for Friday’s reception.

Other names include the superb Larry Thomas, revered for his drawings of the natural world; photographers John LeBaron and John Sappington; painters Mary Black, Philip Buller, Elizabeth Quandt, Kathleen Youngquist and Donald Feasél; sculptors Bruce Johnson and John Watrous; and others.

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“[W]ith every single artist I contacted, we eventually came up with something really good of theirs we could use,” Lipanovich says. “We would literally go through everything they did, not even just for the Doyle Collection, but just to see it all. There is a really good spirit to this.”

There’s a really good look to it, too. Walking the 1.5 acres of art that Lipanovich has hung is just as satisfying as a museum visit, with just as many unexpected heart-stopping moments. But make no mistake, the focus is on learning.

“This is their home,” he says of the students slouched and splayed and spread and slumped all around him.

“We’re a library first,” Lipanovich stresses. “The idea was to enliven and enrich the building, not make it an art gallery. Again, it’s part of their house. It’s not like [students are] going into an art gallery; they’re going into the college library.”

Which is not to say that they don’t notice changes. In fact, when library staffer Alicia Virtue took down a piece to photograph for the collection’s website, a slight uproar ensued.

“Within 15 minutes, students were at the reference desk,” Lipanovich remembers, “saying, ‘Someone took one of our paintings!'”

Lipanovich explains that while the students may rotate out every two years, the art won’t. “One of the things my friends hate is when they give a piece to a museum and it goes to the back and never gets seen.

“As long as I’m here,” he smiles, “the work isn’t moving.”

For a more extensive view of the art presented in The Doyle Collection, see the Doyle Library’s own online gallery.

April 25: Reverend Billy at Dance Palace

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With all the Swiftian princess obsession in country music these days, it’s fun to look back at a song like Suzy Bogguss’ 1993 hit Hey Cinderella. In true Nashville storytelling style, it follows a ravishing bride into adulthood, with all of its unglamorous trappings, and reminds listeners that most princess stories are mere fairytales. Bogguss has grown up too,...

April 27: Shotgun Wedding Quintet at Hopmonk Sebastopol

Last week’s media shitshow over the Boston bombings brought us at least one moment of greatness: Fox News’ Megyn Kelly quoting lyrics to Eminem’s Forgot About Dre live on the air. Conservative hilarity aside, though, hey . . . what about Dr. Dre? He might have produced Kendrick Lamar’s top-level debut last year, but his over-12-years-in-the-making forthcoming album Detox...

April 28: Mr. December at Bergamot Alley

If there were ever a “Keep Healdsburg Weird” campaign (and we can think of one certain brilliant resident who posts Japanese bondage art on telephone poles and leads mustachioed sex workshops in the town plaza who might helm it), it should take tips from Bergamot Alley’s web presence. “Hippo Sweat Is Red,” the wine bar’s site reads at the...

April 27: Foghat at the Uptown Theatre

This year will mark the 20th Anniversary of Dazed and Confused, the 1993 film that itself served as a de facto 17th anniversary of the summer of 1976. With all this meta retro flying around, it’s only fitting that bellbottom-and-bog-rips nostalgia act Foghat, the band responsible for that film’s prominent theme Slow Ride, is out on the road. Anchored...

Bird Call

While Caltrans claims it's fixed the problem, entangled cliff swallows in Petaluma keep dying

That Boy Wilkins

New doc on KTVU's 'Creature Features'

Blonde Ambition

Legally pink-and-fluffy fun at SRJC

Art and Soul

The Doyle Collection finds a permanent home at SRJC
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