Hope for Hops

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Six feet tall and totally useless, there she stands—or has managed to climb, before giving up.

It isn’t that she’s wilted in this summer’s relentless heat; though red and brown may fringe her leaves now in September, they’re still as prickly and deep green as in midsummer—and I should mention here that I only say “she” because the most desirable hops, the fragrant, light-green, cone-like flower buds that are used in brewing, are produced by the female Humulus lupulus plant. No letters, please. I suppose it could be a dude. It sure is a dud.

When I planted three hop rhizomes in 2015, the other two of which checked out completely this spring, I was hoping for an easy home-grown addition to my homebrew, just like the hop I planted some years ago that kept producing bumper crops of spicy green cones with no input at all, even as my interest in home-brewing waned.

I returned to the hobby with better knowledge of the hops used in the English beer styles I wanted to brew—hops like this Golding, which should have grown to 15 feet or more by late July, but didn’t offer me a single cone.

Brewmaster Jesus Ceja had high hopes for Saaz, a Central European variety that contributes a spicy character to classic pilsners, when he established a 20-foot-tall hop trellis at Carneros Brewing Company. Having 15 years experience brewing pilsner styles around the world for Anheuser-Busch, Ceja knew where to get a quality hop: a ranch on the U.S.-Canadian border.

The first year, the hops grew well. The next few, not so well. Finally, they had to rethink the project. It wasn’t the growers—it was the hops, and the climate wasn’t to their liking. Now Carneros Brewing is replanting with varieties better suited to California.

Good news: maybe I don’t have to blame myself for that dismal Golding?

“I’ve torn out as many as I’ve planted,” says Paul Hawley, co-founder of Fogbelt Brewing Company in Santa Rosa. Hawley planted a quarter acre of hops on his family’s property in Healdsburg, which is mostly in vineyards. Like wine grapes, hops thrive in the temperate climate of Northern California. But results may vary because of their sensitivity to chill hours and day length—and with some varieties, those results are nil.

Hawley has had no luck with Centennial, for instance, a variety he describes as “very tricky.” In major hop-growing regions like eastern Oregon and Washington state, notes Mike Stevenson, president of the NorCal Hop Growers Alliance, hops get more daylight hours during summer solstice, exactly when they need it to set a big crop.

But while they get twice the yield in Washington state, the payoff for North Bay growers is in uniquely flavorful hops.

“It’s still thought of as a commodity,” Hawley says of the role of the hop in brewing. “But really it is not—it’s more like grapes. It’s going to change depending on where and how you grow it.”

The popular Cascade hop, for instance, tends to show citrus and pine aromas when grown in Washington, notes Stevenson. In Sonoma, adds Hawley, “the Cascade is more floral.” Even then, the Cascade grown at his hop yard has a distinctly melon note compared to others, according to Hawley.

Samples of Fogbelt’s saison, pale ale and IPA brewed in advance of their wet hop festival in early September did, indeed, show more tropical fruit notes than typically bitter or “hoppy” aromas. “It’s not about hitting you in the face with hops,” says Hawley. “It’s more about experiencing the aroma and flavors.”

The Alliance formed in 2016 to help share hop-growing knowledge over a few beers. Dues-paying members include more than a dozen farmers with more than 50 plants, hobbyists and owners of related businesses. A collaboration with the organic chemistry program at Sonoma State University is helping them to dial it in further by analyzing samples of alpha acids in hops grown in different soils.

A sandy, well-draining soil is best for growing hops, say Hawley and Stevenson, and while the outlook isn’t always entirely hopeless for finicky varieties, they name three foolproof choices for the home grower: Cascade, Chinook and Columbus.

Another good bet, California Cluster, was found growing wild along the Russian River. Having been left to its own devices after the hop industry abandoned the region in the 1950s, this wild sister is particularly well adapted to the climate. But it’s hard to locate.

And don’t forget to allow plenty of room for the hop to grow up to 15 feet—if you’ve got high hopes.

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Why the dearth of organic beer?

The refrigerated beer aisle at this Whole Foods Market is so generous, it spills over into a refrigerated endcap around the corner, and is even bookended with a taproom. This, where America shops for healthful, wholesome, and organic foods, is surely where the most comprehensive selection of certified organic craft beer can be found, so let’s start shopping.

After some searching, here it is: Eel River IPA from Fortuna, Calif., bears a green and white USDA organic seal on the carton. And—that’s it. There are dozens, maybe hundreds of beers here: fun, fruity beers; serious, traditional beers; bourbon-barrel beers and light session beers. Corona and Coors Light are here. Where are the organic beers? Surely, the health-conscious and environmentally aware customers of this natural grocery store chain, particularly in this Northern California market, must be asking the same question every day.

“Not so much,” says a beer department manager, while pointing out that there are, indeed, a few more organic beers in the endcap—Samuel Smith fruit ales and a porter, which are from England. She says that people tend to shop by brand or style here, and they aren’t as concerned about organic beer as they are about gluten-free beer, which is prominently displayed with six brands.

Fine, so shoppers feel good just stepping in the door of a name-brand organic food chain but take a pass when it comes to purchasing organic—who knew? The selection is only marginally better at locally owned natural foods markets, however. And customers are not asking for more.

“Not as often as I would like,” laments Mandy Reilly, grocery buyer at Community Market in Sebastopol. “But the organic options we have are some of our top-selling varieties, so that speaks to the customer base we have at our store,” Reilly adds. Community Market carries organic beer from Eel River and Butte Creek, although distribution for the latter is spotty (taglined “The Official Beer of Planet Earth,” it doesn’t make it out of Ukiah when owner Mendocino Brewing Co. puts its core lineup first).

One of the reasons for the limited selection is somewhat circular, Reilly speculates: unlike other grocery categories, which may display conventional and organic options side by side, the beer aisle doesn’t suggest the choice in the first place. “They really don’t think about it,” says Reilly, “because they don’t see an option.”

Consumers are more worried about GMO in their foods, according to Reilly. Thus far, the market for barley hasn’t been lucrative enough for the crop-science industry to come up with approved GMO barley.

Even so, “it’s definitely something people should be aware of,” says Reilly, “if you’re concerned about where your food comes from. Alcohol is digested by your body more readily than anything else, so you’re getting maximum potency there.”

Organic wine has also gained little traction in the market, but unlike wine, which benefits from a level of sulfite above 10 parts per million (prohibited in organically certified wine), craft beer does not typically have any added preservatives other than hops.

The struggle for market traction is clearly a frustration for Daniel Del Grande, owner and brewmaster of Bison Brewing in Berkeley.

“Consumers in Sonoma, Napa and Marin have been pretty price-sensitive,” says Del Grande, who founded the organic brewery in 1997. “Once I get my beer on the shelf, they don’t seem to be willing to pay for organic beer, so frankly it’s been rotated out because consumers don’t buy it.”

Del Grande sells his lineup (which includes a double Simcoe IPA called Kermit the Hop, a chocolate stout, and a red ale with rye and caraway) in at least eight states, and in Whole Foods in some markets, but other stores looked at the metrics recently—pre-Amazon sale—and decided to bump Bison. Not because they’re unsympathetic, but because they aren’t meeting the metrics.

What are the metrics? “You need to sell three or four cases a week to stay on the shelf,” says Del Grande. He’d sell that much if, for example, 32 people in Petaluma bought one six-pack every other week. “So the bar is pretty low.” Priced a dollar or two higher than other craft brew at $10.99 to $12.99 per six-pack, Bison beers do sell better on discount but, Del Grande adds, “I can’t keep my beer on discount and run a nonprofit.”

The irony is that organic beer has a much greater impact on the environment than organic tomatoes, according to the brewer. “If people knew the impact of organic agriculture through organic beer, they wouldn’t pay extra for organic tomatoes; they’d shift all their money to organic beer.”

Besides the health aspects that drive so many consumer choices—who ever thinks about the pesticides used to control mites and mildew on hops?—Del Grande points to the environmental and ag-system benefits when a household buys 52 six packs of organic beer per year, creating demand for a farmer to convert 1,800 square feet to organic farming.

The beer itself doesn’t suffer for lack of choices. Del Grande says that today he’s got plenty of certified organic malts, specialty malts and hops to choose from—like the beer, they just cost more. Should environmentally concerned beer drinkers make the money-to-mouth connection any time soon, says Del Grande, “I can triple my output tomorrow.”

October Suds

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Autumn in the North Bay means Oktoberfest events galore, lederhosen not required. The longtime Bavarian beer festival is transformed into funky and fresh events in Sonoma and Napa counties that highlight our foaming-over beer scene served with live entertainment.

Oddtoberfest St. Helena’s independent order of Odd Fellows debuts the inaugural Oddtoberfest with a mix of sumptuous food, local beers and music that embraces harvest time’s simple pleasures. Saturday, Sept. 30, at Odd
Fellows Hall #167, 1352 Main St., St. Helena. sh-oddfellows.org.

Bier Fest Twenty seventeen marks the 30th anniversary of the Napa Valley Brewing Company, brewed and sold exclusively in the Calistoga Inn. To mark the occasion, the inn opens its doors for an old-school Bier Fest with music from Americano Social Club, wood-fire-grilled meats and NVBC’s array of pilsners, ales and porters. Sunday, Oct. 1, Calistoga Inn, 1250 Lincoln Ave., Calistoga. calistogainn.com.

Oktoberfest at CIA Copia The Culinary Institute of America’s newest campus hosts its first Oktoberfest with a spotlight on local breweries, German food and tunes by Polkageist West. The family-friendly event is free, but with basic and VIP food and drink packages available. Saturday,
Oct. 14, CIA at Copia, 500 First St., Napa. ciaatcopia.com.

Cotati Oktoberfest Fun is the name of the game in the 11th annual Cotati Oktoberfest, which includes activities like wiener dog races, the tankard hoist, yodeling, a costume contest and more. Saturday, Oct. 14, La Plaza Park, West Sierra Avenue and Old Redwood Highway, Cotati. cotati.org.

Lagunitas Beer Circus The popular Lagunitas Beer Circus returns to Petaluma for more “freaktacular” high-flying acrobats, sideshow acts and burlesque ribaldry. This year, Lagunitas has chosen Petaluma’s Phoenix Theater as the recipient of the Beer Circus’ proceeds, supporting the longtime independent venue and its role as a teen service provider. Saturday, Oct. 21, Sonoma-Marin Fairgrounds, 175 Fairgrounds Drive, Petaluma. lagunitas.com/beercircus.

Fünkendänk Oktoberfest SOMO Village’s second Fünkendänk Oktoberfest blends the latest craft-beer trends with groovy tunes. The fünk and dänk refers to the festival’s offerings of sour beers and hop-heavy ales. There will also be European lagers, served unfiltered from wooden kegs for classic-beer fans. The funk also comes from musical headliners the Motet, a booty-shaking outfit nearly 20 years in the making. New Orleans jam band superstars Dragon Smoke, San Francisco party-starters Afrolicious and North Bay bands Frobeck, the Pulsators and Saffell also perform. Saturday, Oct. 21,
at SOMO Village Event Center, 1100 Valley House Drive, Rohnert Park. somoconcerts.com.

New Frontiers

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From garage to gallery space to countywide pop-up experience, creative advocate the Frontier Room has evolved within the North Bay’s arts and music scene to give room to underground acts with curated live experiences outside the norm.

This month, the Frontier Room hosts rising Seattle indie-pop band Lemolo in a free show at Sonoma Cider on Sept. 27, with Santa Rosa songwriter John Courage opening the show.

The Frontier Room is headed by South Bay native and pro-skateboarder Adam Crew, who moved to Santa Rosa five years ago.

“I knew I was going to be coming back to the West Coast,” says Crew. “I always had a lot of longtime friends who lived here.” Crew moved into a house in Santa Rosa’s Luther Burbank neighborhood, though upon arrival he says he felt a lack of diversity in the local music and art scene. So he did something about it.

“I never thought I would be trying to run a venue,” says Crew. “But, basically, I turned my garage into the first edition of the Frontier Room.”

Crew built a stage and set up his garage into a social club that hosted art shows and low-key concerts. In 2014, Crew teamed with musician and drum instructor Jesse Wickman, who was running Atlas Studios in Santa Rosa’s South of A arts district, to turn that studio space into a gallery under the Frontier Room name. While that space only lasted a year, the Frontier Room became synonymous in Sonoma County with dynamic, inclusive events that blended art and music from both touring bands and local artists.

These days, Crew continues to look for a permanent brick-and-mortar location to revive the Frontier Room, though he still works with a select group of venues to put on pop-up events. In addition, he’s taken the Frontier Room to the frontiers of the internet. “We’ve turned into a digital voice for an underground community,” he says.

The Frontier Room’s support for the local scene also includes trying to bring bigger musical acts to town, such as Lemolo, who make their Sonoma County debut this month. Formed and fronted by songwriter Meagan Grandall, Lemolo crafts ethereal dream-pop gems that walk the line between quiet reflections and dance-floor jams. Lemolo’s current New Songs and Spaces tour sees the band performing brand-new material.

“I encourage people to come early, says Crew, “and engage with likeminded people.”

Letters to the Editor: September 20, 2017

Road Hogs

Former Santa Rosa councilmember Gary Wysocky once asked me, “Keith, why do you hate bicyclists?” Of course I responded in the negative. Bicycling is a great way to exercise and get around locally. And I must always include my mantra, “No cyclist or pedestrian should get hit by a motorist.”

But I have noticed a disturbing trend, most recently during the Tour de Fuzz event: competitive bicyclists ride the outer line of the bicycle lane instead of within the lane. Not only is it dangerous, it is simply rude. The county and cities have spent millions of dollars in order to establish a safe space for bicyclists on our thoroughfares, and now, because of state and county law, we must yield an additional three feet of space to them regardless. So it appears we have wasted millions of dollars on these safety improvements because these rude riders are purposely forcing motorists to give them an additional three feet of space regardless of the existing bike lanes. It’s just ridiculous. We need to stop coddling these idiots and force compliance of the law. And it doesn’t help that law enforcement has “embraced” cycling. It affects their judgment and leaves thousands of dollars on the table that we could be collecting in fines for traffic scofflaws on bicycles. Do I hate bicyclists? No, I do not. I vehemently dislike public rudeness, period. “Share the Road” should apply to all users, less than 5 percent of whom are cyclists.

Santa Rosa

Get a Haircut

We Americans are in a decidedly sour mood about the state of our country. On the verge of war with North Korea and saddled with a much-despised president, it’s easy to succumb to pessimism. It’s time to elevate the mood of my fellow countrymen and countrywomen. These proposed innovations may appear superficial, but they would go a long way toward inspiring people to aspire to a new Golden Age.

My ideas, in order of importance:

• No more short-shorts with buns hanging out for all to see.

• No more torn blue jeans.

• No more form-fitting black leggings that graphically depict every curve and/or lump.

• The man-bun has got to go—get a haircut already!

Thanks for considering these ideas, which are neither liberal nor conservative—just common sense, something in short supply these days.

Belvedere

Cheddar
and Kudos

Awesome to see (“Cowboy Creamery,” Sept. 13)! Keith is the best. We miss him here in Minnesota. Congrats on your new venture in California.

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Jensie Gran Fondo of Marin Returns

Written by James Knight.

Routinely called “the most fun guy in pro cycling,” retired German cyclist Jens Voigt—known everywhere by his nickname, Jensie—returns to Marin County on Saturday, October 7, to headline the third annual Jensie Gran Fondo of Marin.

The Jensie has been named among the Top 15 U.S. Gran Fondos by Grand Fondo Guide.

I survived 70 miles of the inaugural ride in 2015, and am trying to decide whether to stick with that pretty fair slog, or step up to the challenging 100-mile category in 2017, thanks to a press ticket provided the Bohemian by the Fondo. There are a few changes to the routes this year—but first, let’s back up and answer the “what, exactly, is a Fondo, again?” question.

A Fondo is an organized, recreational bicycle ride that’s open to all cyclists and is not a race, but is timed, and which is supported by some road closures and rest stops. If you’ve biked West Marin, you know the views are superb and the smooth road surfaces, in many areas, are a fine sight, too. Just imagine all that, plus traffic control, rest stops at just the right intervals, plus energy snacks, water and…beer? For me, it’s a little too early in the morning for that.

Plus, there’s gregarious Jensie himself, who manages meet and snap photos with half the peloton and make it to the finish line. Everyone has a German-inspired meal and beer or other beverages afterward.

As with most Fondos, the Jensie has a fundraising component. Ticket sales benefit MCBC and their efforts to make cycling in Marin even better, and safer, for everyone. Three programs currently top their list of priorities: Safe Routes to School helps to educate school communities in cycling skills and advocates for infrastructure improvements that encourage people to choose “green” transportation option; the Road Advocacy Program promotes bike routes in Marin through partnerships with public agencies; and the Off-Road Program helps to expand and restore mountain biking trails—with the goal of a future off-road trail from the Golden Gate to Point Reyes.

All Jensie routes start out together from Novato’s Stafford Lake Park in a throng of cyclists. It’s both exhilarating and a good opportunity to brush up on your peloton etiquette—no crossing wheels!

I can recommend the 40-mile “Break Away” route to anyone who can stay upright on a bike for half a day and climb a moderate grade or two, but if you’ve got the stamina and want a bigger challenge, step up to the 70-mile “Presidential.” However, only the 100-mile “Shut Up Legs” route—so titled for Jensie’s catch phrase during his pro riding days—includes the grinding Alpine Dam climb this year.

Maybe this year I’ll get wise, and makes one of those promo water bottles from the previous service stop useful with beer, for the end of that climb.

The Jensie Gran Fondo of Marin leaves Stafford Lake Park very early in the morning of October 7, 2017. $95–$195 For tickets and details, click here.

Sept. 16: Farm Fun in Petaluma

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You don’t have to be a farmer to have a hay barrel of fun at the fourth annual Agrarian Games this weekend. The Farmers Guild hosts the event, but it’s open to city slickers and anyone interested in sustainable community agriculture. In addition to a farmers market full of fresh, locally grown and raised fruits, vegetables, meat and more, the day boasts competitions in butter churning, hay bale tossing, watermelon seed spitting and other activities. There’s also live music by the Hubbub Club, Oddjob Ensemble and others, interactive artwork, information booths and family fun on Saturday, Sept. 16, at Petaluma Fairgrounds, 175 Fairgrounds Drive, Petaluma. Noon to 6pm. $10–$15; kids under five are free. farmersguild.org.

Sept. 16: Multimedia Laughs in Healdsburg

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San Francisco’s Mike Capozzola is a comedy jack-of-all-trades. He’s known at clubs and theaters in the United States and Britain for his sharp but silly standup acts, though he’s also a prolific comedy writer and gifted illustrator and cartoonist whose work has appeared in MAD Magazine, McSweeney’s and other national publications. This weekend, Capozzola puts all of those talents to use in his latest pop-culture mashup, Evil Cyborg Sea Monsters. Mixing fantastical visuals with irreverent humor, Capozzola’s one-man show celebrates and dissects superheroes, secret agents, science-fiction creatures and more on Saturday, Sept. 16, at the Raven Film Center,
415 Center St., Healdsburg. 8pm. $10. 707. 525.8909.

Sept. 17: Try the Wine in Sonoma

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Home is where the heart is, so it follows that the members of the Sonoma Home Winemakers club put a lot of heart into their homemade wines. The group gets together monthly to taste and evaluate each other’s wines, and this month they let the public in on the fun with the second annual Sonoma Valley Uncorked. Enjoy red, white and rosé wines made by more than 20 members of the club, nibble on bites from local chefs, hear the sounds of songwriter Sean Carscadden and enter silent auctions and raffles featuring premium packages. Sunday, Sept. 17, at Sonoma Veterans Memorial Hall, 126 First St. W., Sonoma. 2–5pm. $40–$50. sonomahomewine.org.

Sept. 19: Happiest Food on Earth in Santa Rosa

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North Bay food personality Marcy Smothers blissfully blends culinary knowledge and a warm wit. Previously known as one half of the nationally syndicated radio program Food Guy and Marcy, with chef Guy Fieri, Smothers has lately turned her attention to writing books, and this month she unveils the fascinating retrospective ‘Eat Like Walt: The Wonderful World of Disney Food.’ Smothers covers the delicious side of Disneyland from 1955 to today, highlighting the theme park’s long-running restaurants, secret snack spots and more with a heaping helping of charm. Smothers reads from the new book on Tuesday, Sept. 19, at Copperfield’s Books, 775 Village Court, Santa Rosa. 7pm. Free. 707.578.8938.

DACA Blues

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Hector Jimenez is a 20-year-old sophomore at Santa Rosa Junior College whose parents brought him to the United States from Mexico when he was all of one year old.

Like many recent and undocumented immigrants, his parents were flushed out of their Oaxaca home by the negative economic impacts of the ’90s-era North American Free Trade Agreement.

“I’ve been in the Santa Rosa area ever since,” Jimenez says. But if Trump has anything to say about it, he’s facing deportation to a country that’s not his home.

Jimenez is one of 800,000 people, about one-fourth of them from California, who face possible deportation after Trump’s decision to rescind the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program, which established a formalized registration system under which Americans like Jimenez could come out of the proverbial shadows and get a Social Security card, a driver’s license and live without fear.

Jimenez has a cousin in the same situation, a graduate of Sonoma State University who, “when he got his degree and tried to use it, nobody would hire him because he didn’t have a Social Security number,” Jimenez says. His cousin graduated when Jimenez was in middle school, “and that’s when I really realized what this meant for me.” He recalls that he “essentially gave up on school—I didn’t ditch it, but I just wasn’t in it mentally because I realized that, ‘what’s the point if, when I graduate, I won’t be able to use my degree anyway?'”

But he stayed in school and Obama unveiled DACA while Jimenez was entering high school. Like many youth in that age bracket, he wanted to get his driver’s license but couldn’t. “Luckily, this program came around, and I was excited but also very afraid; it put all of us in a vulnerable position, giving them all of my information that if they wanted to use it against us, there would be no legal consequence. It was a vulnerable and terrifying position to be in, but at the same time I was so excited to get my driver’s license.”

Now Jimenez is studying sociology and law at SRJC which, like many schools around the state and country, has become something of a sanctuary school, with about 1,500 undocumented students on the rolls and a dozen or so DACA Dreamers like Jimenez, who works in the schools’ immigrant-resource Dream Center.

In response to Trump’s order, the University of California state system has come out in vociferous opposition, and on Monday the state of California itself announced it would sue the administration for its push against the Obama legacy item. The state community college system is yet another of a number of organizations and agencies to come out swinging against the destruction of
DACA. Local politicians, from State Sen. Mike McGuire to U.S. Congressman Jared Huffman, have issued blistering take-downs on the rescinded policy over the past week—”un-American,” in Huffman’s words—as Trump has rolled out his latest version of governance-by-blackmail to a compliant GOP Congress.

The program, says Jimenez, opened up a future that he couldn’t envision before 2012. Persons who came to the States as children were given the opportunity to register in exchange for a commitment from the federal Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency that they wouldn’t be targeted for deportation. Seemed like a pretty square deal that fixed a long-standing problem.

That promise has been taken back, as Trump has broken faith with the essential decency and practicality of DACA, which emerged only after one do-nothing Congress after another refused to take on immigration “reform,” lately under the Dream Act. Now Trump has called on Congress to pass reform, and if they don’t, he’ll start deporting people whose only crime is something their parents did. The same Trump who pardoned disgraced Arizona sheriff Joe Arpaio and issued an executive order banning Muslims from the United States, has now argued that Obama exceeded his authority.

“I couldn’t believe it at first,” says Jimenez. “It was angering and frustrating to hear that the reason they were ending it was the rule of law—but they go out and pardon Joe Arpaio? How is this justifiable as well? This individual committed numerous crimes, and you pardon him? How is that just at all?”

Through DACA and the politics that pushed it into existence, Jimenez found his way, got interested in organizing and was part of the movement that pressured the Obama administration “so that something would occur. I was motivated and moved by that.”

That’s all changed now, says Jimenez, whose work at the SRJC Dream Center puts him in contact with undocumented students.
“I’ve noticed the panic within the community—there’s a lot of people coming here who seek comfort, and there’s definitely been a spike in depression and anxiety, which is completely understandable. People who already have all sorts of things going on—they are taking 17-plus [college credit] units, working two jobs and also have to pay rent and on top of that—are now being told that they might not even be able to work.”

The DACA downer has added urgency to efforts underway to protect undocumented individuals from excessive zealotry at the hands of ICE and the Department of Homeland Security.

It’s a hot and dry Saturday afternoon in Petaluma, where about 20 Sonoma County residents have showed up at the Unitarian Universalist church on the west side of town to be trained as legal observers.

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The Sonoma County Rapid Response Network emerged in the early days of the Trump White House and has so far trained about 800 people to monitor ICE as it goes about its business—often conducted in the shadow of constitutionality, say critics of the agency.

Sam Tuttelman is one of those critics. The Petaluma resident lost 95 percent of his family in the Holocaust and has a friendly but forthright delivery as he co-hosts the training meeting for potential legal observers, under the auspices of the Petaluma Rapid Response Network.

The network aims to witness, accompany and advocate on behalf of immigrants who might find themselves subject to deportation. When fully up to speed, the network will operate as a sort of alternative emergency-response system designed to assist a particularly vulnerable community.

Under the emergency protocol, Sonoma County residents who find ICE agents at their front door will call a hotline and connect with a dispatcher who will then send a text message to any legal observers available within a five-mile radius of the raid. The legal observer will get the text message and head to the home, where, as Tuttelman stresses, the job is not to be a hero or intervene, but to bear witness in the service of the Constitution and due process.

George Beeler is one of the trainees and a member of the Unitarian Universalist church. Beeler is a retired architect who grew up on a Kentucky farm and extols the added value of the local immigrant community, which, he says, “is critical to our local economy and in celebrating the exuberance of the food culture” of the North Bay.

“This is a country built on immigration,” Beeler adds, “and farming is very hard work that people don’t do unless they have to.” The DACA crackdown, he says, is adding insult to a grievous injury already inflicted on immigrant communities—an intolerance that has itself seeped into the nominally tolerant streets of Petaluma.

“It’s just heartbreaking,” Beeler says as he recounts the occasional spotting of Confederate flags in the pleasantly seed-strewn agriculture town, and some of the “hateful rhetoric” that greets immigrants and their supporters in the streets.

He also notes that Petaluma has launched an “It Won’t Happen Here,” campaign, riffing on the Sinclair Lewis novel wherein the United States is rendered anew as a totalitarian state. The Lewis book is famous for its observation that when fascism comes to the United States, “it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross.”

And yet here we are, ironically enough, in church, where a group of concerned citizens includes first-generation Americans with immigrant parents from various European locales, a Republican military veteran, teachers and a woman who works in a popular local restaurant and says her interactions with undocumented co-workers brought her here today.

One attendee spoke of parents who escaped the Bolsheviks. Another spoke of undocumented Irish parents who lived in a prior generation’s shadow world. Said one, “We’re not going to lay down and wait for it.”

The observers’ training includes information on the ways ICE agents have found legally questionable workarounds to effectuate their raids. Tuttelman notes that any ICE warrant “has to be signed by a federal judge, but the overwhelming number of warrants are not.” ICE agents have used the “detainer” policy to get around that particular Fourth Amendment due-process concern. That’s the tactic where ICE utilizes local law-enforcement agencies to hold arrestees until they can swoop in with the deportation papers, no warrant needed.

And even though ICE agents typically know who they are looking for in most immigration raids, “they can start intimidating other people, asking them to show documents,” Tuttleman says. Or, he says, they mask their participation in raids by wearing generic police vests that don’t identify them as federal agents.

Speaking to the dangers inherent in signing up as a legal observer, Tuttelman tells the group that legal observers are encouraged to write a lawyer’s name on their arm in case they, too, get arrested during the raid. But he also stresses that they’re not on the scene to be heroes or to “get in the face of ICE or vent rage or outrage.” The observers are there to do one thing: develop evidence for people facing deportation to demonstrate where ICE is not following its own rules.

“In 90 percent of cases, ICE violates people’s rights,” Tuttelman says.

The high-tech observer system in the works can’t come soon enough for Sonoma County residents like Hector Jimenez, who faces deportation to a country he doesn’t know—as do his parents. He has two siblings, both American citizens born in this country with significant health issues. “If anything were to happen [to my parents]— the ability for them to stay here is what is keeping my siblings alive.”

Hope for Hops

Six feet tall and totally useless, there she stands—or has managed to climb, before giving up. It isn't that she's wilted in this summer's relentless heat; though red and brown may fringe her leaves now in September, they're still as prickly and deep green as in midsummer—and I should mention here that I only say "she" because the most desirable...

October Suds

Autumn in the North Bay means Oktoberfest events galore, lederhosen not required. The longtime Bavarian beer festival is transformed into funky and fresh events in Sonoma and Napa counties that highlight our foaming-over beer scene served with live entertainment. Oddtoberfest St. Helena's independent order of Odd Fellows debuts the inaugural Oddtoberfest with a mix of sumptuous food, local beers and...

New Frontiers

From garage to gallery space to countywide pop-up experience, creative advocate the Frontier Room has evolved within the North Bay's arts and music scene to give room to underground acts with curated live experiences outside the norm. This month, the Frontier Room hosts rising Seattle indie-pop band Lemolo in a free show at Sonoma Cider on Sept. 27, with Santa...

Letters to the Editor: September 20, 2017

Road Hogs Former Santa Rosa councilmember Gary Wysocky once asked me, "Keith, why do you hate bicyclists?" Of course I responded in the negative. Bicycling is a great way to exercise and get around locally. And I must always include my mantra, "No cyclist or pedestrian should get hit by a motorist." But I have noticed a disturbing trend, most recently...

Jensie Gran Fondo of Marin Returns

Third annual race features retired German cyclist Jens Voigt.

Sept. 16: Farm Fun in Petaluma

You don't have to be a farmer to have a hay barrel of fun at the fourth annual Agrarian Games this weekend. The Farmers Guild hosts the event, but it’s open to city slickers and anyone interested in sustainable community agriculture. In addition to a farmers market full of fresh, locally grown and raised fruits, vegetables, meat and more,...

Sept. 16: Multimedia Laughs in Healdsburg

San Francisco’s Mike Capozzola is a comedy jack-of-all-trades. He’s known at clubs and theaters in the United States and Britain for his sharp but silly standup acts, though he’s also a prolific comedy writer and gifted illustrator and cartoonist whose work has appeared in MAD Magazine, McSweeney’s and other national publications. This weekend, Capozzola puts all of those talents...

Sept. 17: Try the Wine in Sonoma

Home is where the heart is, so it follows that the members of the Sonoma Home Winemakers club put a lot of heart into their homemade wines. The group gets together monthly to taste and evaluate each other’s wines, and this month they let the public in on the fun with the second annual Sonoma Valley Uncorked. Enjoy red,...

Sept. 19: Happiest Food on Earth in Santa Rosa

North Bay food personality Marcy Smothers blissfully blends culinary knowledge and a warm wit. Previously known as one half of the nationally syndicated radio program Food Guy and Marcy, with chef Guy Fieri, Smothers has lately turned her attention to writing books, and this month she unveils the fascinating retrospective ‘Eat Like Walt: The Wonderful World of Disney Food.’...

DACA Blues

Hector Jimenez is a 20-year-old sophomore at Santa Rosa Junior College whose parents brought him to the United States from Mexico when he was all of one year old. Like many recent and undocumented immigrants, his parents were flushed out of their Oaxaca home by the negative economic impacts of the '90s-era North American Free Trade Agreement. "I've been in the...
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