Best Place to Hear Different Versions of ‘Blue Christmas’

Charlie Brown Christmas Tree Grove, Windsor

What could be more charming and more “Sonoma County” than a stroll through the Windsor Town Green, lit up with rows and rows of Christmas trees and Peanuts-themed decorations? What could possibly go wrong?

The trees are all commissioned by families, local charitable organizations and businesses like Eggen & Lance and Fred Young Funeral Home. There are other sponsors as well, but the mortuaries stand out. The green includes a light tunnel, fake snowfall throughout the night and Christmas music pumping through speakers.

The song playing when I showed up was Elvis’ “Blue Christmas.” A classic, no doubt. Perfect. Walking around for a few minutes and gazing at the merriment and magic of it all, I didn’t notice when “Blue Christmas” played again. I noticed the third time, though. And the fourth. And the fifth. I don’t know if there was a problem with the device playing the music or if it was programmed by a crazed Elvis obsessive, but it only took a few run-throughs to feel like the song would be stuck in my head forever.

Finally, after the seventh or eighth time, the intro of a new song began, and I breathed a sigh of relief. Until the vocals came in. It was Ernest Tubb. Ernest Tubb singing “Blue Christmas.”

Best Place to Buy Outdated Stereo Equipment and Stop Supporting Spotify

Radio Thrift, Santa Rosa

Remember when stealing music was a big deal? Remember Lars Ulrich crying like a big Danish baby because he was losing a few pennies and couldn’t buy another Basquiat? Well, don’t worry, because now we pay a massive tech company to steal the music for us, and they get to collect all our data in the process. Much better. Problem solved.

Maybe the guilt of using a predatory service with a CEO who calls music “content” has finally become too much. Maybe the frustratingly low audio quality of Spotify has started grating the ears. Perhaps there is simply too much space in the house, and it needs to be filled with massive stereo equipment from the ’90s and piles of records. No matter the reason, Radio Thrift has it covered.

It’s small, but Radio Thrift is an absolute goldmine of tape decks, speakers, records, cassettes, vintage clothes and all manner of cool crap that can fill the void created by years of being told to minimize and only get entertainment from the little nightmare box we all have in our pocket. Plus, the attached smog check shop lets off some excellent fumes that can really enhance the shopping experience.

Best Canna-Coiffure

Deep Roots Hydroponics, Sonoma County

Deep Roots Hydroponics knows a thing or two about cultivating cannabis (readers voted them Best Hydroponic Supply Store for Sonoma County, after all), but they’ve also mastered the art of cultivating curiosity. Case in point: the woman with the chlorophyll-chic hairdo, beaming her Mona Lisa-meets-Sonoma Coma smile from their billboards and social media profiles (@deeprootshydro).

Her verdant tresses, a high-style hybrid of Sideshow Bob and Tina Turner circa What’s Love Got to Do with It?, have become an icon in their own right—a leafy patron saint of thriving plants and good vibes. She’s not just a mascot; she’s a mood, a lifestyle and a challenge to every home grower out there. When she says “Green,” you say, “How high?” Emphasis on high. Because let’s be real; if your cannabis crop is even half as lush as her locks, you’re winning the cultivation game.

Best Place for Stoners to Get Violently High & LARP ‘Fear and Loathing’

Pretty much any Wine Country-themed festival

We were somewhere around Napa, on the edge of the vineyard, when the weed began to take hold. I remember saying something like, “I feel so f*cking high; maybe we should call an Uber.”

And suddenly there was a terrible vibe all around us, and the streets were full of what looked like straight-laced tourists and wine moms, all swooping and screeching and diving around us—oh God, I think they know I’m stoned.

No, they can’t read my mind (which is going about a hundred miles a minute thanks to that pre-roll I just smoked—should have known better with a strain named Beelzebub’s Zumba). Suddenly, a voice was screaming, “Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn stoners doing in Wine Country?”

We ran into the alleyway behind a boujee wine tasting venue, and then it was quiet again. I hit my bong and puff-puff-passed it to my buddy, aiming to smoke away the anxiety of being too high. No point avoiding those winos, I thought. We’ll see them soon enough.

Then it was almost noon, and we still had more of Napa to tour. It would be a tough tour. Very soon, I knew, we would both be completely blitzed off those edibles I forgot we took—there was no going back, and no time to sober up. We would just have to ride this high out.

Press registration for the fabulous Festival Napa Valley was already underway, and we had to get there by four to meet our plug. A questionable at best cannabis company had “taken care” of the reservations, along with giving us this huge bag of Beezlebub’s Zumba. . . and I was, after all, a professional stoner/journalist, so I had an obligation to cover the story, for good or ill.

Best Place for Wine-Tasting Newbies to Experience Haunting Imposter Syndrome

 

Napa Valley

Napa Valley has as many wine tasting venues as I have toes (more than 400, to be exact). The untrained wine-tasting palate may find themself visiting all of them, only to think, “Yup, that tastes like wine.”

But no one in the Napa wine industry will allow for that sort of nonsense. And inexperienced tasters must, by unofficial mandate, play along…or else. Not to alarm anyone, but the last person who failed to validate a local vino’s unique and unmistakably superior caliber went missing from an unnamed, fault-less and completely unsuspicious Napa winery more than a decade ago.

On the bright side, that same innocent nigh-on seraphic winery put out an incredible cabernet sauvignon vintage that very same year; the batch is unmatched among its peers and boasts an incredible body with a rounded mouthfeel and the perfect—I mean perfect—amount of tannins. I counted; they’re all there.

Anyways, this cab’s rich flavor is reminiscent of in-season stonefruit, and each sip bursts across the front of your palate like the first bite of a sun-warmed plum plucked straight from your favorite memories of childhood, back when you were still happy and papa hadn’t left yet.

The vintage then melds seamlessly into its middle notes, the most notable of which tastes unmistakably of 97% cocoa, indistinguishable from that found in Bruges, Belgium. This heavenly vino then finishes with a most delectable lingering aftertaste of farm-to-table leather…yummy (please don’t hurt me).

So, newbies and beer-drinkers, please just nod enthusiastically when the server mentions notes of black currants and Szechuan pepper and gasp in abject awe at the bubbling pattern if they point it out to you. Seriously, if you value your life, just allow the Napa wine industry to gaslight you until you can taste what they’re talking about too…at least you think you can. Reality is subjective, right? Until then, just enjoy the imposter syndrome and sticker shock.

Note: If I don’t publish again after this, please tell my family I love them.

Best Way to Connect the Hand Bone to the Beer Bone

Boney Fingers, Moonlight Brewing Co.

Some beers have a story, and some have a whole mood. Boney Fingers, Moonlight Brewing Co.’s black lager, delivers both in a dark, roasty pour that tastes like black coffee and late-night mischief. A cult favorite every autumn, it pairs perfectly with Halloween and existential musings about the daily grind. The label, like the beer, is bold, eerie and just a little mischievous—because when you “work your fingers to the bone, whaddya get?” Apparently, a damn fine beer.

Best Place to Glow Big or Go Home

Benedetta, Petaluma

Let’s face it; we all just want flawless skin without a chemistry degree. Is that really too much to ask? For those of us who want dewy, radiant skin, without the toxic relationship, the perfect solution awaits at the Petaluma-based Benedetta Sanctuary.

You’ll find clean skincare that goes beyond the surface. Since Benedetta launched in 1996, it’s pioneered truly clean skincare—before it became a marketing buzzword. Forget the synthetic potions; these products are 100% botanical, organic and biodynamic, formulated to work with the skin’s natural rhythms.

“A lot of it is based on ancient practices; moreover, it’s about what we can procure now,” says Benedetta founder Julia Faller in North Bay magazine. Long before it became a trend, Faller was challenging industry norms, formulating skincare with 100% botanical, organic and biodynamic ingredients—free from petrochemicals and synthetics.

Looking back, she recalls, “In the late ’70s, ’80s, people referred to ‘natural skincare’ as anything that didn’t have a mineral oil in it, but it was loaded with chemicals. Fast forward another 30-35 years, and it’s really about the lack of petrochemicals and the preponderance of botanical ingredients. That’s great.”

And because skincare is self-care, Benedetta is just that, a calm in the storm of the daily news cycles. Inside Benedetta’s Petaluma storefront sanctuary, you can take a moment, shop for luminous crystals, clean skincare and self-care products, then immerse yourself in tranquility with a nourishing and hydrating facial using their signature, plant-based formulas. The aestheticians and shop sales associates engage with clients in a way that’s rare in today’s digital-first marketplace.

Graceful, attentive and effortlessly elegant, Benedetta’s customer service feels like a deep exhale. “Having a brick-and-mortar store allows us to actually talk to people and see what their needs are,” Faller says.

Benedetta stands as a testament to what’s possible today for skincare, naturally. Their products don’t just promise results; they deliver them with a scientific precision—without the Ph.D. in chemistry. You glow, girl.

Best Place to Pretend You Came for the Art (But Stay for the Wine)

North Bay Wine Country

If you thought Wine Country was just about wine, think again—the arts scene here is as rich and complex as a Napa cabernet. And in Sonoma and Napa, art isn’t just something to admire from a distance—it’s something to experience up close.

But where do you start? If you like your art with a side of rebellion, head to the Sonoma County Museum’s current exhibit, “Unruly,” a retrospective of the legendary (and now defunct) San Francisco Art Institute. It’s a crash course in the wild, untamed spirit of West Coast art. Feeling more like an adventure? The di Rosa Center for Contemporary Art in Napa is part museum, part surreal dreamscape, packed with playful, provocative work by regional artists. Pro tip: Plan your visit between tastings, because nothing pairs with art like a little pre-tour chardonnay.

The next morning, when your wine-fueled inspiration has you convinced you’re the next Picasso, hit up Color Theory Canvas & Paint or RileyStreet Art Supply. Whether you need the perfect shade of cerulean or just an excuse to buy more fancy pens and Moleskine notebooks, they’ve got you covered. More into words than watercolors? Napa Bookmine and Copperfield’s Books will send you home with something that makes you look smart at brunch.

And when the sun sets, the stages light up. Barrel Proof Lounge in Santa Rosa delivers comedy strong enough to rival your last pour, while Blue Note Napa serves up live jazz that may or may not make you cry into your pinot.

From Bottlerock’s beats to True West’s indie films, there’s an art to celebrating life in Wine Country—and this scene has truly mastered it.

Best Way to Eat Your Way Through a Real-Life Thiebaud Painting

Stellina Pronto, Petaluma

Artist Wayne Thiebaud made a career out of painting pastries so luscious you could almost taste them—now, Stellina Pronto makes the real thing. This Petaluma gem is known for its house-made pastries, like pistachio chocolate croissants and Boston cream puffs, alongside Linea espresso and a seasonal, farm-to-table ethos. Co-owners Christian Caiazzo and Katrina Fried have built a true community hub, where top-tier pastry chefs turn local ingredients into edible masterpieces. With their long-awaited wood-fired pizza now in the mix, Stellina isn’t just serving food—it’s plating up art. And in this case, you can eat the paintings.

It’s Not a Musical: ‘Awake and Sing!’ at Roustabout

The name Clifford Odets probably means little to the modern theatergoer, but there was a time he was considered a titan of American theater. 

Odets fit somewhere in between Eugene O’Neill and Arthur Miller. His “working class dramas” of the 1930s (like Waiting for Lefty) were extremely popular with audiences and influential with up and coming playwrights.

Awake and Sing! by Odets debuted on Broadway in 1935 and is considered a classic of American drama. The time-jumping plot, stylized dialogue, “leftist” themes and focus on the plight of a Jewish-American family made it somewhat of an odd duck amongst the usual Broadway fare of the day. Santa Rosa’s Roustabout Theater’s Professional Ensemble has a production running at the Luther Burbank Center through March 30.

It’s the tale of the trials and tribulations of a lower-middle class American family during the Depression. The Berger family consists of Bessie (Tamar Cohn), the intimidating matriarch of the family; her self-confessed failure of a husband, Myron (Jeff Coté); their unmarried daughter, Hennie (Ella Park); and their chomping-to-get-out-of-the-house son, Ralph (Logan Witthaus). Bessie’s father, Jacob (Jeff Savage), an avowed socialist, also lives with them.

Not losing the roof over their heads is the main force driving Bessie to interfere with Ralph’s relationship with a girl with no means and pressure Hennie into a loveless marriage with an immigrant (Jared N. Wright) with “good business sense.” She also takes in a boarder, Moe Axelrod (Bohn Connor), who’s a World War I vet that pines over Hennie. 

The pressure builds in the cramped apartment as Ralph and Hennie seek to escape their circumstances. Grandpa Jacob may advertently (or inadvertently) provide the means to do so. 

What was once considered revolutionary theater may seem a bit stale and hackneyed today, but it’s important for the building blocks of American theater to continue to be performed. One can sense the influence of Odets’ play on such classics as Long Day’s Journey into Night and Death of a Salesman

Strong performances are the hallmark of Roustabout productions. Overall, the cast of North Bay regulars delivers, though there were some projection and dialect issues. Particularly powerful was the work done by Tamar Cohn and Logan Witthaus. Both embodied the battle between realism and idealism well. 

Awake and Sing!, though showing every one of its 90 years of age, reminds us that our current societal/political battles are not new. Just unresolved.

‘Awake and Sing!’ runs through March 30 in the Carsten Cabaret at the Luther Burbank Center for the Arts. 50 Mark West Springs Rd., Santa Rosa. Fri–Sat, 7:30pm; Sat & Sun, 2pm. $28–$34 plus fees. 707.546.3600. roustabout-theater.org.

Best Place to Hear Different Versions of ‘Blue Christmas’

Charlie Brown Christmas Tree Grove, Windsor What could be more charming and more “Sonoma County” than a stroll through the Windsor Town Green, lit up with rows and rows of Christmas trees and Peanuts-themed decorations? What could possibly go wrong? The trees are all commissioned by families, local charitable organizations and businesses like Eggen & Lance and Fred Young Funeral Home....

Best Place to Buy Outdated Stereo Equipment and Stop Supporting Spotify

Radio Thrift, Santa Rosa Remember when stealing music was a big deal? Remember Lars Ulrich crying like a big Danish baby because he was losing a few pennies and couldn’t buy another Basquiat? Well, don’t worry, because now we pay a massive tech company to steal the music for us, and they get to collect all our data in the...

Best Canna-Coiffure

Deep Roots Hydroponics, Sonoma County Deep Roots Hydroponics knows a thing or two about cultivating cannabis (readers voted them Best Hydroponic Supply Store for Sonoma County, after all), but they’ve also mastered the art of cultivating curiosity. Case in point: the woman with the chlorophyll-chic hairdo, beaming her Mona Lisa-meets-Sonoma Coma smile from their billboards and social media profiles (@deeprootshydro). Her...

Best Place for Stoners to Get Violently High & LARP ‘Fear and Loathing’

Pretty much any Wine Country-themed festival We were somewhere around Napa, on the edge of the vineyard, when the weed began to take hold. I remember saying something like, “I feel so f*cking high; maybe we should call an Uber.” And suddenly there was a terrible vibe all around us, and the streets were full of what looked like straight-laced tourists...

Best Place for Wine-Tasting Newbies to Experience Haunting Imposter Syndrome

  Napa Valley Napa Valley has as many wine tasting venues as I have toes (more than 400, to be exact). The untrained wine-tasting palate may find themself visiting all of them, only to think, “Yup, that tastes like wine.” But no one in the Napa wine industry will allow for that sort of nonsense. And inexperienced tasters must, by unofficial mandate,...

Best Way to Connect the Hand Bone to the Beer Bone

Boney Fingers, Moonlight Brewing Co. Some beers have a story, and some have a whole mood. Boney Fingers, Moonlight Brewing Co.’s black lager, delivers both in a dark, roasty pour that tastes like black coffee and late-night mischief. A cult favorite every autumn, it pairs perfectly with Halloween and existential musings about the daily grind. The label, like the beer,...

Best Place to Glow Big or Go Home

Benedetta, Petaluma Let’s face it; we all just want flawless skin without a chemistry degree. Is that really too much to ask? For those of us who want dewy, radiant skin, without the toxic relationship, the perfect solution awaits at the Petaluma-based Benedetta Sanctuary. You’ll find clean skincare that goes beyond the surface. Since Benedetta launched in 1996, it’s pioneered truly...

Best Place to Pretend You Came for the Art (But Stay for the Wine)

North Bay Wine Country If you thought Wine Country was just about wine, think again—the arts scene here is as rich and complex as a Napa cabernet. And in Sonoma and Napa, art isn’t just something to admire from a distance—it’s something to experience up close. But where do you start? If you like your art with a side of rebellion,...

Best Way to Eat Your Way Through a Real-Life Thiebaud Painting

Stellina Pronto, Petaluma Artist Wayne Thiebaud made a career out of painting pastries so luscious you could almost taste them—now, Stellina Pronto makes the real thing. This Petaluma gem is known for its house-made pastries, like pistachio chocolate croissants and Boston cream puffs, alongside Linea espresso and a seasonal, farm-to-table ethos. Co-owners Christian Caiazzo and Katrina Fried have built a...

It’s Not a Musical: ‘Awake and Sing!’ at Roustabout

The name Clifford Odets probably means little to the modern theatergoer, but there was a time he was considered a titan of American theater.  Odets fit somewhere in between Eugene O’Neill and Arthur Miller. His “working class dramas” of the 1930s (like Waiting for Lefty) were extremely popular with audiences and influential with up and coming playwrights. Awake and Sing! by Odets...
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