Talking Pictures

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Snake Bits


K.C. Bailey

Snake Pit: ‘Anaconda’ scales back the truth in favor of sensationalism.

Reptile expert Ken Howell sheds light on ‘Anaconda’

By David Templeton

Writer David Templeton takes interesting people to interesting movies in his ongoing quest for the ultimate post-film conversation. This time out, he visits fearless snake-keeper Ken Howell to discuss big reptiles and the new film Anaconda.

“THIS WAY!” Ken Howell threads his way through the cavernous foyer of San Francisco’s venerable California Academy of Sciences in Golden Gate Park. He sidesteps a squealing throng of tourists, turns right at the Tyrannosaurus rex, and plummets down a staircase while I hurry to keep up. We rush through the museum’s cafe, duck past a “staff only” sign, and descend another, noticeably darker, staircase. Only now does my guide slow down a bit, clearly relieved to be back in his own domain.

“So, is that a normal crowd for a weekday?” I ask, cocking my head upwards as Howell leads me past a series of offices and classroomlike work areas, stacks of rocks and tubing, and cages swarming with baby-pink rats.

“I wouldn’t really know,” he shrugs. “I seldom go up where the people are. I prefer to hang back with the reptiles.”

Ken Howell, a muscular, soft-spoken yet wry-humored kind of guy, is the official snakekeeper here at the academy’s renowned Steinhart Aquarium, where he’s worked for over 18 years. His charges include rattlesnakes, boa constrictors, and pythons. He understands them; they understand that he feeds them. It is a mutually satisfying relationship.

Earlier this week, Howell ventured out to see the popular fright-flick Anaconda, a neat yarn about a ravenous 40-foot-long river snake with an appetite for clueless documentary makers (played by Jennifer Lopez, Eric Stoltz, and rapper Ice Cube). A gloriously evil snake hunter (Jon Voight) is involved, but the real star is the snake itself–Jaws without the fins–a critter so fond of killing, we are told, that it will regurgitate its prey just so it can put the squeeze on something else.

“My phone has been ringing off the hook ever since this movie appeared,” Howell says, as we arrive at his office. He waves me to a seat beside an aquarium containing a dozen week-old baby boas, gently undulating in and out of knotlike sibling embraces. “People want to know if anacondas really get that big, which they can, and then they want to know if they really upchuck their food just so they can eat again, which, of course, is very false. But people seem to want to believe that.”

I sit quietly a moment.

“So, snake bulimia is not a big problem, then?” I ask, attempting to hide my disappointment.

“No, not as such,” he grins. “Sometimes when you know a little too much about natural history, it takes away some of the fun of the movie. Like in Tarzan movies: suddenly Tarzan is fighting piranhas or something. In Africa! Piranhas are a South American species. I try to roll with it.

“There are instances when an anaconda might regurgitate a prey item,” he says, perhaps sensing that I’m not quite satisfied about this whole upchucking thing. “Particularly if the snake is disturbed right after it has eaten. If you start spooking them, often times they will regurgitate, simply because they know they can get away a lot faster without it. But they don’t do it, you know, just for yucks.”

Howell counts off the other bits of misinformation that made Anaconda fun–if not exactly factual. Included: snakes don’t grab people with their tails, they don’t snatch falling prey in midair, and they don’t make dinosaur noises when they get peeved.

“Aaiieeeeeeeeeeee!” Howell squeals, accurately duplicating the movie snake’s voice. “Snakes don’t do that. They don’t vocalize. Some might sound like they hiss, but all they’re doing is exhaling air very quickly.”

For years, the Steinhart had an anaconda on display upstairs; it was a popular site with the visitors. At a length of 13 feet, it was certainly much smaller than the King Kong­ sized critter in the film, but, as Howell recalls, it wasn’t much friendlier.

“They tend to be very nasty,” he admits. “They are a ‘bitey’ kind of snake. When you open the door, these are the kinds of animals that know that they are going to be fed, and they’re right there in your face. He was not my favorite snake.”

There is a knock at the door. “Excuse me, I’ve got a case of frozen mice,” a delivery man announces. “Can someone sign for it?”

Howell pauses to take care of business, and returns to see me eyeing the baby boas. He asks if they, you know, scare me.

“Not especially,” I reply. Growing up, we always had snakes, salamanders, rats, all those things.

“Me too,” he enthusiastically nods. “My room was a zoo. Every jar in our house had a lid with holes punched in it. Young people don’t do that anymore. I think most people have become a little too removed from natural history. That’s why places like this,” he waves his hand at the ceiling, “are so important.”

“So, you’re obviously not afraid of snakes,” I note. “Is there anything that does scare you?” Tourists, perhaps?

“Oh no,” he grins, stating firmly, “I never tell people what I’m afraid of.” He pauses a minute. “Then again, there’s not much I am afraid of. The world is a really very amazing place. Instead of fearing it, I’d rather just be fascinated.”

From the May 1-7, 1997 issue of the Sonoma County Independent

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Classical Music Season

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Just Classic


Bass Man: Yo-Yo Ma returns to Santa Rosa.

Photo by J. Henry Fair



Concert season reaches crescendo

By Greg Cahill

I HAVE a private joke,” says New Century Chamber Orchestra concert master Stuart Canin. “My fondest hope is that we’d last until the next century, just to fulfill the promise of our name.

“It looks like we’ll make our mark,” he adds with a laugh.

Five years ago, the NCCO was something of an anomaly–a conductorless, strings-only ensemble that stayed on its collective feet and engaged the audience in intimate, often intense performances. Some critics wrote them off as a gimmick.

They’re no fluke.

The orchestra’s first recording, 1996’s Written with the Heart’s Blood (New Albion), a remarkable collection of Shostakovich pieces, garnered a coveted Grammy nomination this year, and the Mill Valley­based orchestra is touring further afield.

NCCO returns to the North Bay on Sunday, May 4, at 5 p.m. to wrap up its exciting 1996-97 concert season with the world premiere of NCCO violist Kurt Rohde’s “Oculus,” Grieg’s “Holberg Suite;” Alberto Williams’ “Segunda Suite Argentina para Instrumentos de Arco,” and Britten’s “Variations on a Theme of Frank Bridge” at the Osher Jewish Community Center, 200 N. San Pedro Road, San Rafael. Tickets are $10-$22. For details, call 415/479-2000.

“In these days, with arts organizations struggling for their lives, you never know how long you’ll be around,” says Canin. “But we’ve made an impression. We seem to have touched a nerve.”

Random notes: Cello great Yo-Yo Ma, violinist Pamela Frank, and Santa Rosa Symphony conductor and pianist Jeffrey Kahane reunite Friday, May 16, at a gala evening of chamber music at the Luther Burbank Center for the Arts. The program features selections of works by Schubert, Ravel, and Brahms. Tickets are $35, $50, and $125 (including a champagne reception with the guest players). Call 54-MUSIC for information.

Meanwhile, pianist Eldar Nebolsin performs Rachmaninoff’s Piano Concerto No. 2 with the Santa Rosa Symphony on May 10, 11, and 12. Music director Kahane also will lead the orchestra in Bach’s Suite No. 3 and Bartok’s “Dance Suite” in the final concerts of the 1996-97 season.

The Santa Rosa Symphony Youth Ensemble, under the baton of Asher Raboy, will present its 38th annual Spring Concert on Sunday, May 4, at 4 p.m. in the concert chamber at LBC. The program features three young award-winning soloists from the orchestra: cellist Jonathan Beard, pianist Grace Ho, and pianist Carol Kim. Tickets are $6 adults and $4 students.

On Monday, May 12, the Youth Orchestra performs two free concerts for schoolchildren in kindergarten through third grade, at 9:30 and 11 a.m. at LBC. Students from public and private schools are welcome. Special reservations are required (546-7097, ext. 19).

The symphony’s Youth Wind Ensemble, directed by Andy Collinsworth, presents its third annual Spring Concert on Tuesday, May 6, at 7:30 p.m. at the Performing Arts Auditorium of Maria Carrillo High School, 4999 Montecito Blvd., Santa Rosa. Tickets are $6 adults and $4 students/seniors.

The Sonoma County Bach Society presents its season finale on May 9 and 10 with “Comforts and Praise,” a program that includes three Bach motets. The performances will be repeated at the Holy Family Episcopal Church in Rohnert Park and St. Vincent’s Catholic Church in Petaluma. Tickets are $12 general; $10 SSU faculty, alumni, staff, and seniors; $6 students. For details, call 664-4234.

If you heard the heavenly sounds of the Anonymous 4 at their recent St. Vincent’s Church performance, check out the Monteverdi Singers in a program of early polyphony from the 12th and 13th centuries, on Saturday, May 3, at 8 p.m. at the Holy Family Episcopal Church in Rohnert Park. Tickets are $4 general, $3 fans, $2 students, and $1 SSU students.

For a slightly different spin, the Redwood Arts Council presents the innovative Modern Mandolin Quartet, Windham Hill recording artists, on Saturday, May 3, at 8:30 p.m. at the Occidental Community Church, Second and Church streets, Occidental. Tickets are $15. Call 874-1124 for information.

Other key events include Baroque Sinfonia’s concert finale on Friday, May 2 (at LBC), and Sunday, May 4 (at the Sonoma Community Center, 276 E. Napa St., Sonoma; call 546-4504 for details); the Russian River Chamber Music Society’s free Kids Konzert on Saturday, May 3, at 10 a.m. at the Federated Church, 1100 University Ave., Healdsburg (524-8700); and the Santa Rosa Symphonic Chorus presentation of Handel’s dramatic oratorio “Solomon” on Friday, May 2, at 8 p.m. at the St. James Catholic Church, 125 Sonoma Mountain Road, Petaluma; Saturday, May 3, at 8:15 at Our Lady of Guadalupe, 8400 Old Redwood Hwy., Windsor; and Sunday, May 4, at 2 p.m. at St. Eugene’s Cathedral, 2323 Montgomery Drive, Santa Rosa; tickets are $10 general, $8 seniors and students (573-9506).

From the May 1-7, 1997 issue of the Sonoma County Independent

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Tea Time

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Tea for Two


To the Tea: Manners maven Dana May Casperson is a firm believer in the quiet elegance of teatime.

Photo by Janet Orsi



Savoring the agony of the leaves

By David Templeton

DANA MAY CASPERSON has come to tea. Breezing in to the Independent‘s cluttered reception area, she carries herself with an air of culture and sophistication most of us here have not observed or attempted since last year’s Christmas party. And as I recall, no one showed up that evening wearing a hat like the classic, flower-bedecked adornment that Ms. Casperson sports today.

As she is escorted to the lunchroom at the rear of the building, her hat actually appears to be forming a fan club, snapping up adulations from several members of the staff. In keeping with her station as a manners maven, Ms. Casperson responds to each new praise as if it were the first time she’d heard it, warmly replying, “Well, thank you,” adding, somewhat conspiratorially, “I have come to tea, you know.”

Known variably as “Ms. Etiquette” and “Miz Tea”–Dana May Casperson is the founder of Everyone’s Cup of Tea and of the Professional Resource Institute of Etiquette and Protocol, in Santa Rosa. She has earned a steadfast reputation as one of the nation’s leading experts in the field of etiquette and good manners, placing a special emphasis on the recently resurrected ritual of taking tea. A trainer within the hotel, restaurant, and bed & breakfast industries, for which she teaches the nuances of tea service, she is in demand around the world for her lectures and seminars.

At home in Santa Rosa, Ms. Casperson has come to the aid of countless parents with her manners classes for children and teens, offering instruction on everything from handshakes and introductions to table setting, dining skills, and appropriate behavior at the theater.

After a three-minute phone conversation with Ms. Casperson–during which she made taking tea sound so civilized and simple–I found myself inviting her to a tea party, even though I prefer to drink strong coffee, had never hosted a formal tea party, and indeed had never even been to such a thing. It seemed the proper thing to do.

And here we are.

The lunchroom is understatedly decorated with a redwood picnic table, elegantly covered with a green vinyl tablecloth. I’ve spruced it up with a sprig of something flowery that I tore from a tree hanging over the parking lot. The table is set with a mix of Bavarian china left to me by my grandmother, a teapot with matching ceramic cups and saucers, mismatched metal and plastic flatware scrounged from around the office, and a whimsical sugar-and-cream set shaped like a cabbage and a bunny rabbit.

Having gleaned just enough from Jane Austen movies to know that snacks are a must, I’ve obtained a number of decadent treats. The forks and paper napkins are arranged in a manner I chose after quizzing the first five people to walk into the room.

“How nice everything looks,” Ms. Casperson exclaims kindly, as I invite her to sit down on a redwood bench.

After a few minutes of civilized chatting, it is time to make the tea.

Yikes. No stove. My calico-cat teakettle has no place to work. How could I not have noticed that?

“Um,” I cringe, “as a tea expert, what would you do if faced with a choice between microwaving your water or taking it from the hot-water side of the water cooler?”

“Let’s find a third choice!” she laughs. “There is a way to make a perfect cup of tea. Today certainly doesn’t have to be the big fancy spiel, but to eke out the best flavor of the leaves, the water needs to come to a boil, so you have to heat it up to 212 degrees. It’s called ‘the agony of the leaves,’ the moment when the tea releases its richest flavor.”

I am experiencing a different form of agony. How can I serve tea made with leaves insufficiently tortured? The party is saved when our associate editor runs to the Mexican restaurant next door for a pot of boiling water.

That was a close one.

“It is probably a good thing that much of the minutiae and endless details of tea serving has been lost,” Casperson suggests later, after the tea (Earl Grey, “a splendid afternoon tea”) has been steeped the requisite five minutes and I have been coached in the art of pouring: ladies first, then myself, lifting the saucer–not just the cup–to the pot. “After all, there are more important things to be concerned with than how to hold the teacup and whether you stick your pinky out or not. If you want to be fussy-dussy about it–if you were going to have tea with the Queen of England–I suppose those are considerations you should know. But tea is more about conversation and civility than it is about rules.” As I am now deftly demonstrating.

“On the other hand,” she continues, having finished a dainty bite of her cake, “we live in a world full of phone messages and e-mail and faxes; we are becoming layered with more and more reasons to communicate. And taking tea brings us back the times that you sit down with people and you talk, and you appreciate the plates that grandmother gave you, and you appreciate the cakes that came from a nice bakery.

“You just add some civility to your life, because we’re losing it.”

Ms. Casperson tells of taking tea as a child with her grandmother, who would improvise a veranda setting on her Healdsburg roof, and of sipping afternoon tea with her mother, who used the civilized setting to casually induce her teenaged children to tell her what was going on in their lives.

“As we pull closer to the millennium, we are a bit fearful, I think,” Ms. Casperson continues, setting down her cup. “That’s why I think you see a re-embracing of things from our past, things that give us comfort, things that give us a connection to each other and to our roots.

“Things like tea,” she smiles. “I’m so delighted you invited me.”

From the May 1-7, 1997 issue of the Sonoma County Independent

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Patricia Ireland

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Be Here Now


Woman Warrior: For more than 30 years, Patricia Ireland has been fighting for women’s rights.

Photo by Janet Orsi



NOW President Patricia Ireland takes her show on the road

By Gretchen Giles

PATRICIA IRELAND is dismayed. The usually fiery president of the National Organization for Women has just been told that one of her staffers has dismissed as “old news” the possible damage to be wrought by the litigated anti­affirmative action ban imposed by Proposition 209.

Ireland is apologetic.

“Unfortunately, we can’t say that Prop. 209 is old news,” she says emphatically of NOW’s position in the facing of this threat, during a phone interview from her Washington, D.C., office. “While we didn’t win in California, we so substantially closed the gap over the course of the year by about 20 points that by the time the election came around, consensus was shifting. I see very clearly that if 209 is implemented [pending an appeal to the U.S. Supreme Court], we will lose a lot of important programs that opened doors for women and minorities, whether it’s the women’s center on campus, or, particularly, recruiting programs, or outreach and mentoring programs. All of these could be argued to be preference-based. If you want to leave it in the hands of some judge to decide what is preference, I think we’re taking a pretty big risk.

“We face attacks on all fronts, but I think that what happened with 209 is part of a bigger picture,” she continues, “and part of that bigger picture is that some folks still think that they benefit from discrimination–employers who still pocket that 29 cents when women only make 71 cents on every dollar.

“I think that there’s a challenge on all fronts,” she adds. “The good news is that I think that we’re up to the challenge.”

Ireland’s autobiography of her own struggle for empowerment reads like a story of the women’s movement itself. Married fresh out of high school, Ireland–who appears Tuesday, May 13, at Sonoma State University to discuss her career, goals, and life-tracing book, What Women Want (Dutton; $23.95)–worked as a waitress and a can-can dancer, using her looks and her legs to earn her way. Hiring on in 1967 as a stewardess for Pan American Airways, she flew the South and Central America route, a lucrative but short-lived career for woman who expected to be terminated when she got “old” at age 32.

When Ireland’s husband got a toothache that wouldn’t go away, the two investigated her corporate health plan. What they discovered didn’t shock many at the time: while her male colleagues had coverage for their wives, benefits for female employees didn’t swing toward male spouses. Ireland surprised herself and fought back. Her next surprise was for Pan Am. With the help of a local chapter of NOW (which had just been founded in 1966), and on the strength of the infant installation of the affirmative action program, Ireland won.

Encouraged by the win, she enrolled in law school, hired into a prestigious firm, and began her long climb up the ranks of the largest women’s organization in the United States, winning its presidency in 1991.

Up for re-election to a last term this July, Ireland oversees the political actions, protests, and campaigns of some 250,000 NOW members in over 500 chapters nationwide. In 1994 she devised the plan and won the right to use federal racketeering laws to insist on safety zones around family planning clinics, protecting women with abortion appointments from the often violent onslaught of anti-choice protesters. She has overseen the gradual focus on wide-scope humanism within the feminist movement, serves on Rev. Jesse Jackson’s Rainbow Coalition, and has been an ardent gay and lesbian activist.

Of paramount concern to her are the continued protection of women’s reproductive rights and access to birth control, an end to sexual harassment in the workplace, and the nurturing of the next generation–male and female–of feminists.

IRELAND CHUCKLES at the suggestion that feminism is the new F-word, attributing complacency among some women to the syndrome she calls “I am woman, I am strong, I am exhausted,” and enmity from others as a reaction against an upswell of power. Under her leadership, NOW has targeted the Smith Barney brokerage house and Mitsubishi motors as “merchants of shame,” citing records on workplace harassment as warranting an outright boycott. She dismisses the partial-abortion controversy that involves 600 procedures nationwide each year as a hoopla devised by those who would prefer that women have no right to abortion at any time, and perhaps no access to birth control.

Media savvy, Ireland becomes downright real when asked about the humanist direction the woman’s movement is taking, encompassing a passionate desire for rectitude among all peoples.

“I’ve always thought that feminism is a broader politics than just women’s rights,” she says. “It’s really a form of politics opposed to oppression, and we come to understand oppression as a model of this very fundamental relationship between men and women. If we don’t include all people, if we don’t meet all of the ways that oppression works and all of the dynamics of power, how will we help change institutions from the inside as part of creating a better world?

“There has to be something beyond the aggrandizement of a small group of privileged women.”

Patricia Ireland speaks on Tuesday, May 13, at 8 p.m. SSU, Person Theatre, 1501 E. Cotati Ave., Rohnert Park. Tickets are $5-$7. For details, call 664-2382.

From the May 1-7, 1997 issue of the Sonoma County Independent

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Medical Marijuana

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Pot Deal


Janet Orsi

Green Party: Protesters have argued that county law enforcement officials were ignoring the state’s new medical marijuana law.

County officials tackle Prop. 215

By Maria Brosnan

IN SONOMA COUNTY–home of the first court case to test the new medical marijuana initiative–law enforcement officials, health officials, the district attorney, and medical marijuana supporters are trying to hash out a plan to implement Proposition 215, which legalizes marijuana for medical use with a physician’s recommendation but doesn’t specify how the law should be applied.

“The statute itself doesn’t explain how [marijuana] is supposed to be distributed,” says District Attorney Michael Mullins. He and medical marijuana supporters Paul Klopper and Alan Silverman have been working on a mission statement to establish the Medical Marijuana Research Foundation.

Silverman thinks the MMRF should consist of a Cannabis Health Maintenance Organization to identify bona fide patients and research the effects of cannabis, a Medical Marijuana Research “Farmacy” to provide growing equipment and nutrients, a Medical Marijuana Outreach Program to educate patients and physicians, and a medical marijuana “dispensary” to disperse cannabis to patients in a safe, regulated environment.

Mullins does not support a cannabis club such as those set up in San Francisco and Ukiah because it’s too difficult to ensure they’re not cultivating pot for the black market. He agrees that legitimate patients should be allowed to cultivate their own marijuana for personal consumption.

Silverman says that’s not enough. However, the district attorney contends that for him to approve of such a plan, the definitions of a patient, a caregiver, and a serious illness would need to be clarified.

The group of officials and pot supporters, which is seeking input from the Sonoma County Police Chiefs Association, met again Monday. “It’s still looking like everything is going to be handled on a case-by-case basis,” Silverman said afterward. “The law officer’s judgment is going to play a key role–and how an officer’s judgment is shaped is what we’re working on.”

The district attorney is prosecuting what is apparently the first medical marijuana case. Alan Martinez, 39, an epileptic, and his caregiver John Miller were arrested last year for cultivation and possession of marijuana plants but their court cases were delayed until after last November’s election. Mullins, who insists that the physician would need to be identified in patient cases, says the problem with the present case is that Martinez won’t disclose the name of his doctor. However, Silverman says doctor information falls under patient confidentiality.

Some Sonoma County law enforcement officials, including Sheriff Mark Ihde, had announced they would report doctors who prescribe marijuana to the Drug Enforcement Administration. But the issue of doctors recommending marijuana to patients has been relaxed a little since a U.S. District Court recently barred the government from prosecuting doctors from doing so.

The Martinez case, which is being closely watched by the rest of the state, is scheduled for further proceedings on May 22.

Staff reporter Paula Harris contributed to this article.

From the May 1-7, 1997 issue of the Sonoma County Independent

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Nuclear Power

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No Nukes is Good Nukes

Born more than 50 years ago as an instant luminary, you’re still going strong today. This is your life, Atomic Flackery!

Some call you a has-been. No way. Just the other night, Mr. Flackery, you triumphed again when the PBS program “Frontline” hoisted you on its broad public-TV shoulders. The New York Times cheered, and so did the nuclear industry.

But that’s nothing new. In the 1950s, you came up with President Eisenhower’s oratory about “Atoms for Peace.” Ever since, you’ve been telling Americans not to be scaredy-cats.

During the spring of 1979, you inspired George Will to write a Newsweek column denouncing “The China Syndrome”–which dramatized a nuclear reactor accident–as hysterical Hollywood propaganda. “Nuclear plants,” he scoffed, “like color-TV sets, give off minute amounts of radiation.”

A few days later, however, a lot of people in Pennsylvania stopped laughing at nuclearphobia when the Three Mile Island plant came close to turning much of the state into a nuclear wasteland.

It was a setback, Mr. Flackery. But as a great counter-puncher, you never took unfortunate events lying down. And you’re still slugging away.

The New York Times has published many dozens of editorials extolling the virtues of nuclear power. So, Times television critic Walter Goodman was in sync April 22 as he praised the “Frontline” nuclear documentary right before it aired on PBS.

“Frontline” recycled themes from a pro-nuclear hour that NBC News produced in 1987, soon after NBC was bought by General Electric–the nation’s second-largest vendor of nuclear power reactors. These days, CBS News employees are also in no position to scrutinize nuclear matters now that CBS belongs to Westinghouse, another firm heavily invested in atomic power.

TV viewers might have hoped that PBS–“public television”–would be different. But you, Mr. Flackery, didn’t miss a beat. Echoing what NBC/GE provided 10 years ago, “Frontline” proclaimed that nuclear power works in France, where people “trust their experts.”

The narration was soothing. It contrasted sober “risk analysis” with fearful “risk perception” by “ordinary people.” Overall, “Frontline” depicted worries about nuclear power as functions of ignorance.

I spoke with the producer in charge of the documentary, Jon Palfreman, the day after it aired. He admitted that he hadn’t bothered to interview a single anti-nuclear scientist for the program, which showcased several scientists enthusiastic about nuclear power.

Palfreman told me he’d stuck to “credible, mainstream scientists”–in other words, the ones accepting the rosy assumptions of the nuclear industry.

In the glowing spirit of Mr. Flackery, the “Frontline” narrator Richard Rhodes intoned that “no one was injured or killed in the accident” at Three Mile Island. Later, he widened the assertion: “In America, there have been no deaths or injuries from nuclear accidents in commercial power plants.”

But two months before that claim went on the air as supposed fact, the Washington Post published a very different news report: “Researchers have linked radiation releases from the Three Mile Island nuclear plant to higher cancer rates in nearby communities.”

The findings appeared in the Feb. 24 edition of the journal of the U.S. National Institute of Environmental Health Science. As the Post reported, the study concluded that neighbors who were exposed to radioactive releases “suffered two to 10 times as many lung cancer and leukemia cases as those who lived upwind.”

When I asked Palfreman about those findings, he said they were not worth mentioning in the “Frontline” documentary.

Also judged irrelevant was the Ukrainian government’s estimate of at least 8,000 deaths due to the 1986 Chernobyl nuclear plant disaster. Acknowledgment of that figure would have made it tough for “Frontline” to stick with its script: “The actual death toll from Chernobyl is surprisingly low. Thirty-one firefighters died in the accident. So far, leukemia and adult cancers have not measurably increased.”

And so it goes, Mr. Flackery. You’re still on the case. And your favorite pro-nuclear hat trick is still in use: “Frontline” showed a piece of paper blocking plutonium’s radioactive rays. No need to explain how tiny particles of plutonium, cesium, strontium and many other isotopes do horrendous damage to human bodies if swallowed or inhaled.

This is your life, Atomic Flackery! There’s so much more to say about your achievements, but we’re out of time.

Web exclusive to the May 1-7, 1997 issue of the Sonoma County Independent

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Shann Nix

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Putting the Nix on Radio


Photos by Janet Orsi.

If sisterhood is so powerful, why is radio talk-show host Shann Nix one of the only airwave sisters with power?

By David Templeton

WITH her head wrapped in a turban of headphones and both hands on the gleaming control board before her, radio talk-show host Shann Nix aims her voice and attention at a tall, stainless steel, table-mounted microphone into which she vehemently–passionately– argues with an unseen late-night opponent.

“That’s all well and good, ma’am,” she says curtly, her eyes fixed straight ahead on the reflective glass window that contains the darkened and vacant KGO news room. “That would be lovely! It would be wonderful if people waited until marriage to have sex. But the truth is, people don’t! It would also be nice if there were no stupid people. Or no ugly people. It would be nice if there were no poverty, too, and no ignorance. But this is the real world, ma’am, and guess what? That just ain’t the way it is. So let’s work with what we’ve got instead of whining about what we’d like to have.

“Thanks for your call. Now let’s hear from Jerry in San Jose. Jerry, you’re on KGO with Shann.”

During this fiery, 22-second retort–overheard by more than a million Bay Area insomniacs and graveyard-shift radio listeners–Nix successively acknowledges my presence with a welcoming wave; motions me to a seat across the control board from her; receives elaborate pantomimed instructions from producer Beth Rimby; looks up to check the clock (it is 11:55 p.m., five minutes till the midnight news break); and finally rolls her eyes in amazement and dismay at the sad simple-mindedness of people like “ma’am.”

Next into the ring: poor, unsuspecting “Jerry in San Jose,” who has called expecting Nix to affirm his decision to let his teenaged daughter entertain overnight boyfriends, “as long as her grades remain high.” Nix demurs, and Jerry instead reels from a volley of aphoristic rabbit-punches that will result in a classic Nix knockout.

As the caller is being rendered retortless, I glance around the studio. It’s a small place, crowded with high-tech accoutrements, but blessed with a massive window that exposes a mostly darkened San Francisco skyline and the even darker bay beyond.

In this room, I can almost feel the cast-off energies of other notable KGO celebrities–people like Bernie Ward, Ronn Owens, Dr. Dean Edell, Rich Walcoff, the long-since-defected Michael Krasny, and the late, great Duane Garrett–talented, sometimes irritating men who’ve sat in the very chair in which Nix now pivots, deftly pissing off some of the very same listeners.

WELCOME to the ferocious, gladitorial arena known as KGO NewsTalk (810-AM). It’s a high-stakes player in a high-stakes industry; a statewide ratings giant, comfortably housed in the monolithic West Coast headquarters of the Walt Disney­owned American Broadcasting Co. Unlike mere music or news stations, news talk is a business that demands far more than articulation and velvet-voiced smoothness from its on-air performers; as demonstrated by the likes of liberal Tom Lykis, conservative Rush Limbaugh, and apolitical shock-jock Howard Stern, these performers are under a mandate to get people steamed, to go for the throat: in short, to get the damn phones ringing.

After three years in the business, the 30-year-old Nix is still considered the new kid on the talk radio block. Working hard to develop her taste for the raw jugular vein while honing her own style–passionate, edgy, defiant, sexy in an intimidating sort of way–Nix is winning fans and enemies across Northern California and beyond. This after having spent her 20s achieving a fairly high level of recognition as an undercover reporter for the San Francisco Chronicle, having become a well-reviewed novelist, and–most notoriously–as a much ballyhooed “expert” on the youthful Generation X, an expertise she now admits she offhandedly improvised, though she is credited with having coined the term.

Nothing she accomplished, however, prepared Nix for the knock-down-drag-out slings and arrows of this very public, very confrontational occupation.

A self-described “Southern belle”–she was born and raised in rural Texas, the daughter of media-spurning artists–Nix has had to learn to fight while attempting to carve her vocal signature on a medium long dominated by the voices and sensibilities of men.

This is an industry with static growth in the number of female talk hosts, newscasters, and commentators. A recent survey by the Radio-Television News Directors Association shows that women have held firm to a 31-35 percent share of the overall news radio workforce for several years in a row, making Nix’s high visibility especially important. And then there’s that other factor: At her tender age, Nix holds the distinction of being the youngest full-time, mainstream, female radio host in America.


AS THE MORNING co-host and news director of KPFA (94.1-FM) in Berkeley, Chris Welch has been prominent in Northern California’s morning audio landscape for over a decade, though on a much smaller scale, in terms of listeners, than that of KGO.

“For a woman to be on the air at all on a station with as many listeners as KGO is, in itself, a somewhat political act,” observes Welch. “If the voices of women and minorities are absent from the airwaves, then, obviously, we end up with only the white male perspective of the world.

“It is much richer to have a variety, and Shann Nix, if nothing else, is providing that woman’s voice.”

Declining to comment directly on Nix’s abilities or viewpoint–the early-rising Welch is usually asleep by the time Nix’s program begins–she admits that Shann Nix’s name comes up not infrequently in conversation among her associates. “The general buzz is that, though she’s not as politically savvy as she might be, she means well. And when the only women’s voices you ever hear are those of people like Dr. Laura Shlessinger [syndicated nationally, the ultraconservative psychologist is also heard on KGO], it’s good to have anyone who represents a more thoughtful perspective.”

Radio host Michael Krasny, creator of KQED’s (88.5-FM) cerebral morning program “Forum,” suggests that, all hype aside, “There is an honesty about this business.” Krasny should know, having left KGO–where he held the same 10 p.m. to 1 a.m. slot that Nix now occupies–in order to stretch his creative wings. A longtime acquaintance of Nix, he is reticent to offer any critique of her program, though he does have this to say in her support: “You can’t fake honesty. If you are good at stirring people up, genuinely, you will last in this business. Nighttime, especially, tends to make for an intimate relationship between radio listeners and their host.

“As she develops her voice more and more, I think we can only expect to see her ratings grow.”

And it does come down to ratings. Arbitron, the Maryland-based company that monitors ratings for radio and television programming around the country, reports that KGO’s evening programming–constituting the back-to-back packaging of Nix and former priest Bernie “Lion of the Left” Ward (in the 7 to 10 p.m. slot)–is the top-rated station in Sonoma County for that time period, Monday through Friday. In San Francisco, the Ward-Nix package is ranked No. 3.

“Our ratings are good,” says Beth Rimby, who produces and screens callers for both programs. “Shann is testing things out right now, she’s playing a lot with the format. The station is happy with the show. And,” she grins, “from a producer’s end, this is a fun show to do. It’s very high-energy.”

HAVING BEEN RAISED in rural Texas, my upbringing does not suggest that I would end up doing what I do,” Nix remarks after leaping up to stretch during the seven-minute national news break. “We Southern belles have a deep-seated horror of confrontation. Believe it or not, I was trained to make people feel happy.”

Laughing at my expression of disbelief–after all, I’ve just watched her lend rope to a veritable parade of callers eager to hang themselves with her verbal assistance–she insists, “Really! I was always told that a good hostess avoids topics that create controversy–things like religion and politics. In my first year on the radio, I really had to struggle with this. I was appalled by the thought that, not only was there supposed to be confrontation on the show, but I was supposed to spark it!

“I used to call my mom up every night and cry, ‘Mom! Everyone hates me!'”

Nix takes her break time to step outside for a breath of air, returning to the booth 90 seconds before she’s back on the hot seat.

“When I came into this, I came in wanting to make everyone like me,” she confesses, swiveling into her chair. “But I quickly realized that that would be really boring–no one wants to listen to that, and no matter what I said or did, half of the people were going to hate me anyway.

“That’s the rule of radio: Half of the people are always going to hate you.

Slipping her headphones around her neck, she scans the computer screen. There are a number of calls already waiting.

“You know what?” she asks, pulling the headphones back over her ears for her final hour in the ring. “I don’t mind it as much as I used to.”


Desk Set: Nix’s mementoes range from tomes on affirmative action to such all-girl radio concerns as Barbie, money, and puppy love.

NIX LIVES just outside the town of Sonoma with her husband, Sam Nix-Davis (they each took one another’s name; when not on the air she is introduced as Shann Nix-Davis). There she gardens, avoids reading newspapers on her days off, and spends her time writing. Though her radio work has given her a high degree of celebrity, Nix thinks of herself mainly as a writer.

Having studied under novelist Isabelle Allende at UC Berkeley, Nix was in her early 20s when she was hired by the San Francisco Chronicle. While there, she dabbled in undercover work, once posing as a freshly converted Moonie to investigate the cult’s “indoctrination camps.” Her impersonation of a San Francisco high school student for a series on safety conditions in the inner-city school system sparked a riot of controversy and ethical questions, while her ballsy crashing of Hugh Hefner’s wedding only solidified her anything-goes reputation.

Her other mandate was to bring in young readers, and, as she once related to the Examiner magazine, “‘To explore the hitherto unexplored land of young people, of deranged and depressed, melancholy but still strangely marketable, styles and attitudes.'” In short, Gen X.

Nix has an oft-derided skill at self-promotion, a talent she employed to propel herself onto numerous national talk shows to discuss the “Posties,” the other name that she coined for the post­baby boom generation. It was all, she says, “a lot of bunk.” Relentlessly pragmatic, Nix defends her role as the public definer of a generation that she now says cannot be defined by shrugging, “Hey, it was a gig.”

Hosting a radio show was a fluke. While promoting her first novel–the mystically tinged, semi-autobiographical epic Wildcatting (Ballantine, 1993)–she was offered a fill-in position on KGO. The public relations people at the station were reportedly so taken by her attitude and pyrotechnic verbal ability while hawking her book that they told her, “You should have your own show.”

Retained as an on-call substitute, Nix quickly gained fierce supporters–including the mentorship of legendary political commentator Duane Garrett–and at least as many critics. Listeners were appalled by her brash incitement of people to refrain from voting on the grounds that “it only encourages the politicians.” (A passionately patriotic listener actually succeeded in changing Nix’s mind on this issue, right on the air; in last November’s election there was no fiercer supporter of the voting process than Nix.)

Listeners were also shocked by her suggestion that in wartime, the front lines should be staffed solely with women suffering from PMS, who would be rotated onto the lines “based on their level of crankiness.”

In rapid succession, Nix gained her own regular weekend show on KGO, shaved her head, and bleached herself blond (fulfilling a promise to those listeners who pledged large sums at the station’s annual leukemia fundraiser), then switched to sister station KSFO (1250-AM) for a short-lived, daily, noon-to-3 show called “The Naked Lunch.”

A wild and loopy endeavor–that show included strange weekly segments phoned in from such elegant locales as pig farms–it was canceled without warning when the station was given over to a conservatives-only format. She returned to fill-in duties on KGO, entertained offers from other stations in the area, and waited for a full-time job.

Ironically, the opening came only after the 1995 suicide of Garrett. When Bernie Ward moved into Garrett’s spot, suddenly, Nix had her own nightly show on the station that had given her her first break.

ON A BRIGHT, chilly afternoon, Nix sits far from her radio booth, stirring hot chocolate in a Petaluma cafe. “His death really shook me up,” Nix says of Garrett. “Duane was so supportive of me, and his death made me very angry. He was a lovely guy.”

She tells of the time Garrett, a literal heavyweight at over 300 pounds, came into the studio with a picnic basket during her first week of “The Naked Lunch,” stripped to his underwear, and served her a meal as she sparred with callers.

“What’s been happening lately, partly because of Duane, is that I feel I’m waking up. I’m growing up. I’m finally getting that this … “she spreads her arms, “doesn’t go on forever. What is really important to me right now is my writing and my family and my gardening.”

She is at work on a second novel, though she writes, she says, more for pleasure than to produce publishable material. “Writing is my secret garden,” she says. “It keeps me sane.” That said, Nix admits that she’d someday like to take the insanity of her radio show nationwide. “There isn’t a talk-show host alive who doesn’t [want that],” she admits. “But I’m still learning what it is I do and how I do it. It would be nice, but I’m not hungry for it. That goal is a Holy Grail, way off in the future.”

As one of the few women in America hosting the airwaves for so large an audience, Nix is aware that many pairs of eyes are watching her. To risk overstatement, the immediate future of women in radio–at least locally–may be affected by her performance.

“It’s been a man’s gig for so long,” she sighs. “Probably because both men and women prefer to hear a man’s voice on the radio. This is awful but true! It’s part of our conditioning or something. Women will complain and say, ‘How come there aren’t more women on the air?’ But at the same time, when I get attacked–I mean really viciously attacked, character assassination stuff–it is almost always by women.”

She laughs. “When I came in to this I was expecting the whole sisterhood thing, women supporting women. On the other hand, I do make people mad. I make them nuts! So why should I expect women to keep calm just because I’m a woman, too, right?

“There is no road map to this job,” she continues. “Part of the problem of being a woman in a man’s field is that I know how Duane Garrett did it, I know how Bernie Ward does it, but I can’t do it that way. I’m still in the process of figuring out what my voice is. What I’m trying is to find an issue to talk about that taps into a larger social issue. To make people think.

“I had a boss tell me once, ‘Don’t get too smooth. It’s important that you are vulnerable, and that people experience you as a real person.” Standing in preparation to leave the cafe, Nix scoops up her belongings and laughs.

“It’s like taking your clothes off in Grand Central Station, and saying, ‘Hey! Here I am. What do you think?'”

From the April 24-30, 1997 issue of the Sonoma County Independent

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Art Films

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Screen Dream


Maria Madrigal

Police Brutality? Branch Davidian members show signs of life in ‘Waco: The Rules of Engagement.’

If they show them, will you come?

By Gretchen Giles

TIRED OF WATCHING major American cities get blown up on national holidays? Had enough of natural disasters that turn the coast to toast? Feeling tepid about Hollywood’s lingering obsession with the Cold War? Don’t care if you never again see Meg Ryan do that little puppy-smile wrinkly thing with her nose that causes her gums to show? Friend, you need pine no more.

Because sitting in the dark just got that much better. Dave Corkill–owner of Petaluma’s Washington Square Cinema 5, the Sebastopol Cinemas, and the Sonoma Cinemas, as well as Marin’s Tiburon Playhouse and the Fairfax theaters–is finally making good, very, very good, on his promise to bring art films to his Petaluma and Sebastopol theaters.

“Don’t blame Dave,” laughs independent film booker Jan Klingelhofer by phone from her East Bay office. “I sort of put him off,” explains the overbooked booker, who has been busy programming theaters in the Midwest. “There’s so much film out there right now and we were coming up on the Academy Awards.” Klingelhofer–who is also responsible for the mini-fests and thought-provoking cinema shown at Marin’s Lark Theatre and for the programming at Sonoma’s Sebastiani Theatre–has contracted with Corkill to bring her brand of off-run films to the county.

Beginning May 2 with Gwyneth Paltrow and Samuel Jackson at the Washington Square in , and May 2 at the Sebastopol Cinemas with Kenneth Branagh’s stunning adaptation , look for weekly festivals, and such brushed-up re-releases as Alfred Hitchcock’s to hit Corkill’s theaters.

Of particular interest is the April 25 Sebastopol debut of Waco: The Rules of Engagement, a seldom-screened documentary whose launch this January at the Sundance Film Festival caused a firestorm of its own. Playing a limited engagement at a few theaters and festivals throughout the country–last seen in California at San Francisco’s Roxy Theatre earlier this month–Waco posits the disturbing theory that the government, not David Koresh’s Branch Davidian cult, set the fire that immolated more than 80 occupants of that compound in 1993, a structure already undermined by the ramming of federal tanks.

Using infrared imagery and in-depth interviews, Waco does not decide the facts for the viewer, but rather sets a strong case that botched plans, FBI stupidity–surely you’ll remember that agents performed such professional acts as dropping their pants and mooning the trapped residents of the sect–and a wanton disregard for human life all colluded to create this tragedy. According to Corkill staffer Scott Neff, a new copy of Waco has been struck just for the Sebastopol screening, as interest in this important film grows.

Of the mini-fests planned, the Washington Square 5 begins with an American independents’ night each Friday, featuring Nick Cassevetes directing his mother, Gena Rowlands, in Unhook the Stars (May 9), followed by the county premiere of monologuist Spalding Gray’s serio-humorous Gray’s Anatomy (May 16), the day-from-hell comedic encapsulation of (May 23), and the mockumentary of community theater, (May 30). The second weekend in June has been dubbed Mafia Week, with leading the dirge on June 13, and the brilliance of Francis Coppola’s restruck version of honoring Father’s Day weekend.

Over in Sebastopol, things go en français with a Wednesday night series of French films that begins with the French-Canadian insect documentary (May 7), and continues with the bourgeois politics of (May 14), the quiet loveliness of Juliet Binoche’s widow in Blue (May 21), the tomfoolery of court life in (May 28), and the sharing of a lover by Catherine Deneuve and Daniel Auteuil in (June 4). The whimsical doings of a Downs syndrome group in The 8th Day (June 11) wraps up this Cinema Français series.

Klingelhofer tosses off the admission that while the programming at these two theaters will be very good, it may not be as adventurous as that shown in art houses in San Francisco. When pressed on that point, she promises, “When the feet march in, we’ll give programming to match it.”

Sonoma County film enthusiasts, tie up your laces. Hup, two, three, four.

From the April 24-30, 1997 issue of the Sonoma County Independent

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Talking Pictures

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Writer David Templeton takes interesting people to interesting movies in his ongoing quest for the ultimate post-film conversation. This time out, he hooks up with unpredictable New York poet Maggie Estep to see the poetry-world comedy love jones.


So, I’ve got these cups of coffee, one for me and one for poet Maggie Estep, and I’m carrying them out to the patio, when I notice that the furniture–huge, ornate tables and chairs made of cast iron–is chained to the cement. I am struck by the lyrical paranoia of chaining an already immovable object to the ground.

Estep, already occupying one Gibraltar-like chair, peers sleepily down at the ominous shackles. She smiles.

“In New York, I don’t care how heavy it is, if you don’t tie it down it’s gone,” she says. “I stole a big wooden bench once. Just carried it off. It was beautiful.” I guess the statute of limitations is up on that particular crime; I know it is on mine.

“I stole a bench once, too,” I admit, inwardly marveling at the strange things people find to bond around. I needed a bench for a party, dragged one away from a business park, and always intended to sneak it back to its rightful place.

“See,” my she nods. “Chains are a good thing.”

My confessor this afternoon is a celebrated New York performance artist best known as MTV’s “spoken-word” poster girl. She performed on various unplugged shows and then with the station’s “Free Your Mind” poetry tour, before performing at Woodstock II and hitting the road with the Lollapalooza festival. Her work has been seen on PBS’ United States of Poetry, and she’s released a number of sensation-causing records. Estep first encountered success in the early ’90’s, gaining a loyal audience hungry for her stark, angry, self-revealing, uncompromisingly funny poetic rants.

She is currently in the midst of a national reading tour to promote her first novel, Diary of an Emotional Idiot (Knopf, 1997) . The book is pure Estep, a sharp, satirical series of first-person accounts told by Zoe–a writer of smut who part-times as a receptionist for a surly dominatrix–that becomes a spot-on illumination of the sicknesses by which human beings often tend to define themselves.

Awake since 4 this morning, Estep started her day in Seattle, rushed to catch her California-bound plane, landed in San Francisco, met her ride, stopped to pick up a sandwich to smuggle into the theater, and arrived looking exactly as if she’d just done all that. After making my acquaintance, she displayed her sandwich and announced, “If I don’t fall asleep during the movie, I can at least eat.”

“Tell me again why we saw this movie,” Estep demands, sweetly enough, displaying little of the dangerous, “I’m-an-angry-sweaty-girl-so-bite-me” attitude for which she is famous.

“It was a fallback,” I admit. “Just in case Crash–the weird, kinky car-sex movie –wasn’t playing. It isn’t.”

“Right,” she nods. “Now I remember.”

What love jones does have going for it is poetry. It’s an amiable enough tale about a group of friends, black professionals, that takes place amid the teeming poetry-slam cafes of modern-day Chicago. It disappeared from theaters almost as soon as it arrived, but stands as one of the few films in recent memory to highlight the power of poetry and to show black characters outside the violent “gangstas in the hood” genre.

So how was the poetry in love jones?

“It sucked!” Estep shouts. “I don’t know why they didn’t get some better poetry, because there is plenty of it out there to get. There’s good poetry everywhere, in every city in the country. I think they should have had one of my contemporaries write those poems, Tracy Morris or Sam Korbell. There are all these great young black poets that would have served it better.”

I remind her of a conversation in the film in which the friends debate the gender of God, adding, “I’ve had that conversation a zillion times.”

“Oh, so have I,” she shoots back. “Who hasn’t?”

“So, what gender is God?” I ask.

“Well, it changes, of course,” she jokes. “God switches from boy to girl, depending.”

She takes another swig of coffee. “God and spirituality and everything is a fascinating subject, isn’t it?” she goes on. “I cry a lot when I see beautiful paintings. That somehow is a form of spirituality, crying at paintings. There’s spirit there, there’s verve.

“The first time I cried was at a Francis Bacon show, at the Modern in New York, about six or seven years ago. And then it was in Rome, getting to seeing Caravaggio’s paintings, in person. My favorite was Judith severing the head of Holofernes.

“Judith has this detached look on her face, and she’s holding his head on this platter. Its the most bizarre and yet moving painting. Its amazing. I stood there in Rome and just cried. That was a very spiritual moment.

“Did you know that Caravaggio was the first person to paint Jesus and the Madonna with dirty feet?” she says. “There is a lot of beauty in those real details, in dirt. It’s humanity! I love those details.

“We’re a dirty species–dirty in a good way,” she offers, kicking absently at the chains that bind her chair. “In my mind, being dirty is a beautiful thing. It means we’re alive.”

Intuitive Eating

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Know Thyself


Janet Orsi

Salad Days: Intuitive eating expert Barbara Birsinger trusts her gut instinct about foods.

Chewing the fat over body language

By Gretchen Giles

SHE’S A LITTLE SURPRISED, but Petaluma nutritionist Barbara Birsinger is willing to show me her lunch. She has her smaller bag with her today; after all, she’s only here for the afternoon. Were it a full day away from the home fridge, Birsinger would have the larger thermal bag that accommodates two small Blue Ice packs, a thermos, and any number of edible whimsies to satisfy the flitting demands of her appetite. Forget former Cosmo editor Helen Gurley Brown’s admonition that a good lunch for ladies is one small smelly can of un-mayo-ed tuna packed in water.

It’s only food, but I stare in undisguised awe. Birsinger has packed enough in the bag lying unzipped on the floor of her office to feed the average weight-obsessed American woman for two full days.

“Let’s see,” she says as she rummages. “I had a Reeses peanut butter cup, but I ate it. I ate four of these,” she says, holding up a bag still containing several raspberry-filled newton bars. “I had a yogurt,” she smiles. “But I ate it.” She picks up a bag with two large homemade chocolate chip cookies in it. “I have these.” She flashes part of a deli sandwich, the lettuce pressed against the plastic. “I ate the other half of this.”

She sets a juice-flavored Calistoga water on the rug. She pulls out a bag of oversized ripe red strawberries. We both look at them. “It’s more than I can eat,” she admits. “But I feel so good. I feel like I’m taking care of myself.”

Does Birsinger tip the scales to their limit, shop large, or tax a chair? Nope. Tall and slender, Birsinger eats exactly what she pleases when she pleases and doesn’t gain a pound. What’s more, she avers that if we all did the same thing, neither would we.

“I think that everybody should dump their scales,” says Birsinger, leaning forward in her chair and laughing. “Scales are for fish. It’s absolutely meaningless, it doesn’t tell you anything. A little metal box,” she flourishes her hand, “that tells you whether you’re good or bad or whatever.”

So you want to be thin? Don’t weigh yourself. What’s more, forget everything you know about fats and carbohydrates and white sugar. “I tell people to throw out all of their nutritional knowledge, and I’m a registered dietician,” says Birsinger, who also holds a master’s degree in public health. “Knowledge isn’t it; it’s your knowledge of yourself.”

What Birsinger is discussing is something that she claims we all already know, something that we’re born with: intuitive eating. She cites studies that claim that young children, given free rein to eat a large variety of foods–both those considered healthy and downright dreck–will, over a period of seven to 10 days, choose a balanced diet. Sure, one day may be nothing but Cheetos and pop, but over that long week, their choices will balance.

“It’s innate,” she says. “Infants and young children eat intuitively, instinctively. And studies show that the more regulation that the main caretaker has over meals, the less self-regulation that children will have.” Not only do admonitions that children in Pakistan (or Berkeley, depending on the politics of your household) are starving and you’re damn lucky to even have those overcooked lima beans serve to qualify food–the portions and strictures surrounding mealtimes can warp your perceptions of food for life.

This is the bread and butter of women’s magazines. This is the page-turning wonder of Thin Thighs in Thirty Days; it’s the relish that some of us baser types felt when Jean Harris finally turned the gun on the Scarsdale Diet. Ask a woman what she likes about the simple humanness of her very own body and expect the short list. Query faults and be prepared to listen for hours. With affluence, ease, and idle time, the relatively leisured are daily more unsatisfied about the wobble, dimple, and time-marching sag of themselves.

Unthinkable in many countries–and in this country as late as World War II–the ballooning gain in overfed American waistlines exactly matches the ballooning gain in the overfed diet industry, one that stuffs itself with roughly 50 billion thin green bills each year.

“I have people coming to me all the time saying ‘Tell me what to eat. Tell me how much. I don’t know when to stop,'” says Birsinger, who was recently featured in an Esquire magazine article on male vanity. “Somewhere along the line we lost the belief and the trust in our own bodies to tell us what’s good for us.

“I think food was our very first comfort in life. Children learn very young that if you have a discomfort, go to food. It doesn’t really fix the problem, it’s temporary, and that’s not a bad thing. You never go to food for the wrong reasons: it’s always to take care of things. Part of my goal is to help people stop judging what they’re eating.

“Intuitive eating is picking up signals from your body,” she continues. “Eating when you first feel hungry, and not waiting until you’re ravenous–because then it doesn’t matter what you eat–and really listening to when you’re body is hungry.

“Disordered eating always starts with a diet,” says Birsinger, citing such rattling statistics as that 80 percent of fourth-grade girls have flirted with dieting. “Young girls wouldn’t start a diet unless they thought there was something wrong. It starts with the thought that ‘I’m not OK.’ That’s what we have in this culture: there is a perfect way to look, there is a perfect female body, and yours isn’t it. Maybe 1/10th of 1 percent of women in this nation have it. So what we start to do is to fix our bodies when, really, that’s not the issue.”

To eat intuitively, you must first identify your hunger: Are you “mouth hungry”–when your stomach says no but your mind says yes yes yes–or are you actually physically hungry? If the answer is a true “yes” to either–and it’s important not to neglect the avarice of the mind–then you must visualize all of the possibilities in your own fiscal and gastronomic universe. Deciding upon something, you then envision how you will feel after that food is eaten. If the feeling is, as Birsinger puts it, “ugh,” then either reduce the portion or choose something else, until your tummy says “um.” That done–simply remember to chew with your mouth closed.

“Either you decide that it’s worth the ‘ugh’ feeling or you explore other foods that have some of the same qualities that you’re craving until you make a match,” she explains. “This exercise becomes instinctive after a while; you don’t have to sit and think about it for a long time.”

But what if you’ve checked in with your body and discovered to your horror that all it really wants is chocolate cake for breakfast ?

“If you want that for breakfast and you’ve checked it out with your body and your body says OK, so what?” she shrugs. “It’s frequency and amount [that matter]. I don’t believe there’s any forbidden food. I have a master’s degree in nutrition, and I know what happens to food in your body, and I know that everything that you eat becomes a part of you in some way, but I also know that my body doesn’t want to eat lots of chocolate cake–bodies don’t want too much fat or sugar or salt or caffeine or alcohol. It’s not allowing my body to have it and then eating other things throughout the day chasing that desire.

“That,” she says, leaning back in her chair, “is not OK.”

From the April 24-30, 1997 issue of the Sonoma County Independent

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No Nukes is Good NukesBorn more than 50 years ago as an instant luminary, you're still going strong today. This is your life, Atomic Flackery!Some call you a has-been. No way. Just the other night, Mr. Flackery, you triumphed again when the PBS program "Frontline" hoisted you on its broad public-TV shoulders. The New York Times cheered, and...

Shann Nix

Putting the Nix on RadioPhotos by Janet Orsi.If sisterhood is so powerful, why is radio talk-show host Shann Nix one of the only airwave sisters with power?By David TempletonWITH her head wrapped in a turban of headphones and both hands on the gleaming control board before her, radio talk-show host Shann Nix aims her voice and attention at a...

Art Films

Screen DreamMaria MadrigalPolice Brutality? Branch Davidian members show signs of life in 'Waco: The Rules of Engagement.'If they show them, will you come?By Gretchen GilesTIRED OF WATCHING major American cities get blown up on national holidays? Had enough of natural disasters that turn the coast to toast? Feeling tepid about Hollywood's lingering obsession with the Cold War? Don't...

Talking Pictures

Maggie Estep speaks up on dirt, Caravaggio, and bad poetry

Intuitive Eating

Know ThyselfJanet OrsiSalad Days: Intuitive eating expert Barbara Birsinger trusts her gut instinct about foods.Chewing the fat over body language By Gretchen GilesSHE'S A LITTLE SURPRISED, but Petaluma nutritionist Barbara Birsinger is willing to show me her lunch. She has her smaller bag with her today; after all, she's only here for the afternoon. Were it a...
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