Mollie Katzen

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Made in Heaven


Mollie Katzen’s very veggie cookbook

By Emily Bazelon

MOLLIE KATZEN has not always written cookbooks that match the way she eats. “You know, in the old vegetarian cookbooks, mine included, there was a real center-of-the-plate ethos,” the 46-year-old food writer muses as she sips fruit juice. “Dinner had to be a hunk of something red or white or brown. It had to be a heavy entrée that you take out of the oven surrounded by a variety of green dishes– or maybe, if you were lucky, a little yellow or orange. That’s what I had to let go of.”

Twenty years after publishing the Moosewood Cookbook, Katzen is letting the haphazard nature of her own cooking take over. Her lavishly illustrated new book, Vegetable Heaven (Hyperion; $27.50), augmented by its companion public television show, has no chapter for entrées and none for side dishes. Katzen decided to scuttle the hunk-of-something-in-the-center-of- the-plate tradition in favor of side-by-side dishes that readers can mix and match.

“I’d come up with a good broccoli stir-fry and a lentil purée and then get worried about what the main dish was,” she says. “But then I realized, hey, that’s what I like to eat for dinner.”

The result is 26 season-and geography-based menus, each with a whimsical title that will play well on TV. There’s the “Late Winter Bounty” menu with root vegetable soup, toasts, red onion and shallot marmalade, giant mushroom popovers, asparagus in warm tarragon-pecan vinaigrette, and yogurt berry swirl. The “Crazy Quilt” lineup features black-eyed pea and squash soup with shiitake mushrooms, miniature potato dumplings with sage and chives, kale crunch, cherry tomato chewies, green salad, and apple pizza.

Katzen’s readers and viewers will learn how to make plenty of food, which they can serve in a ring of multicolored, equally proportioned dollops. Even as the dishes multiply, the object is to keep them simple.

Katzen gets mail from all over the world, and her new generation of readers differs from its forebears. “In the 1970s no one cared about the time it took to cook some of these things,” Katzen says. “The first Moosewood even has a recipe for homemade egg rolls.” Now the challenge is to keep the ingredient list simple and preparation time per dish under half an hour. “It’s easy to come up with a fantastic recipe based on rosemary-infused olive oil and the perfect tomato,” Katzen sniffs. “But that’s not the point, because my readers often can’t shop in the fancy stores they might like to, and the bottom line is that they need dinner!”

Katzen’s readers also want their food light. Katzen revised the Moosewood five years ago to satisfy the fat-and oil-conscious (though many of us had already figured out that six servings of Swiss cheese and onion soup don’t really require five tablespoons of butter). Her new book follows the light-on-dairy trend that has come to be synonymous with vegetarian cooking. It was not always so.

When the Moosewood appeared in 1977, Katzen was cooking at the Ithaca, N.Y., cooperative restaurant that bears the same name. Most of the restaurant’s customers were young, and plenty were still chasing the fading hippie trail. But Katzen says she didn’t publish with that clientele in mind. Instead, she went for their mothers. “At the time, a lot of mothers were suspicious about vegetarian food because they thought it lacked protein and also richness,” says Katzen, who now lives in Kensington in Marin County. “I wanted to calm them down by proving that vegetarian cooking could be opulent and rich and very, very good.”

The Moosewood wasn’t the first major meatless cookbook, but it didn’t preach–the word vegetarian doesn’t even appear in the first edition–and it quickly became a generation-spanning classic. In the early 1990s, I left my college dorm to live in a five-bedroom house with four other women, backpackers and recyclers who vowed to turn down the heat, dig compost piles, and quit eating meat. We had big plans to live and eat cheaply, healthily, and well, but we’d all grown up eating roast chicken and brisket. My mother, for one, is a terrific cook, but she didn’t have much to say when it came to lentils. And it was lentils we were determined to serve on the backyard-salvaged picnic table that we’d lugged into our new dining room.

KATZEN GREW UP eating flank steaks, Minute Rice, and frozen peas. When she was 12, she encountered fresh green beans at a friend’s country home. “I was absolutely transfixed,” she says, her smile widening. “I developed a very serious interest in vegetables during middle school.”

Katzen says she learned to cook at a now-defunct San Francisco restaurant called Shandygaff. It was 1970, and aside from die-hard macrobiotics, not many people knew how to make good-tasting vegetarian food. Katzen was getting a degree in painting at the San Francisco Art Institute, and when she heard a Shandygaff radio ad trumpeting innovative cuisine, she took a bus straight from her studio and asked them to hire her.

From Shandygaff, Katzen went to Ithaca, where several cooks had taken over part of a former elementary school, founded the Moosewood restaurant collective, and were cooking free-form without a set menu. Katzen moved to the Bay Area in the early ’80s, after leaving the Moosewood collective. She hasn’t cooked professionally since. While her recipes include a wide range of ethnic influences, she credits her mother’s Jewish cooking as a kind of indirect inspiration. When I mention a mushroom casserole that’s a particular favorite, Katzen says the dish she grew up eating was made from Campbell’s cream of mushroom soup and cornstarch.

“I use my mother’s cooking,” Katzen says. “I just try to figure out how to make it taste good with my kind of ingredients.” As to my generation’s quest for cheap, healthy, vegetable-rich food, Katzen predicts the newfound flexibility of Vegetable Heaven will be appealing. “I care very much about trying to influence people, especially young women, to have a constructive, powerful, self-nurturing, sensual relationship with food,” she says. “My books try to convey that cooking good food can be a source of incredible stability.

“That’s not a trivial thing to me.”

From the April 16-22, 1998 issue of the Sonoma County Independent.

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Delilah

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Heart Beat

Michael Amsler


This is dedicated … love-song phenom Delilah massages listeners’ hearts

By David Templeton

GIVE ME TWO seconds here to put my daughter down for a nappy,” requests Delilah upon answering the phone in her Seattle home, adding, “Lie down now, honey. Take your shoes off,” presumably not to me. “Which doll do you want?” she asks. “The brown one? The braidy-haired one? Do you want your socks on or off? Off? OK. Goodnight, sweetie. I love you.

“OK,” she announces at last, as a door swings gently shut with a click. “I can talk now.”

The voice on the line, though instantly recognizable as that of FM-radio’s popular, reigning night-time romance queen–she is heard locally on weeknights from 7 p.m. to midnight on KZST 101.1FM— is surprisingly absent of the patented Delilah breathiness and the thick-as-butter sentimentality for which she is known and loved–or hated, depending on which side of the late-night radio fence you happen to stand on.

On the other hand, one could sense a certain amount of “mommy” exhibitionism–such as when she plays recordings on the air of her “How-was-your-day- did-you-do-your-homework?” chitchats with her two kids every night–on display during the whole tucking-in ceremony I’ve just been privy to.

Other people might have, you know, set down the phone.

Not Delilah (she never discloses her last name), who knows that such intimate windows into her life make for a warm fuzzy glow that tempts millions to tune in to “Delilah After Dark.”

The nationally syndicated show is broadcast from Seattle, though certain pains are made to allow listeners to believe that Delilah is right in their own backyard in all 130 markets in which the show airs. The undeniably popular show is a hybrid of a live-request music program–love songs only, mostly easy listening–and a boldly touchy-feely encounter session. Ever wonder who was responsible for the success of Bob Carlisle’s gooey 1996 father-daughter ballad Butterfly Kisses? It was Delilah, who first began playing the otherwise unknown song shortly after her show went national.

Remember the all-important talk show featured in the film Sleepless in Seattle? That was based on Delilah’s long-running program, only now reaching national listeners–syndication began just under two years ago–after the format had been tinkered with for over 13 years.

Thirteen long years.

“Ha! Which one of the 11 times I’ve been fired would you like to talk about?” she laughs. “I knew I had a format that would touch people. I knew this could work.”

The Delilah format, for the uninitiated, is to play calls from listeners who need to talk. She offers a shoulder to cry on, extends a few words of hope–even promises to pray for them sometimes, to the chagrin of certain accidental listeners and numerous station managers–and then chooses a song to play as a kind of musical illustration or expansion of the caller’s tale.

This, more than anything else, is the element of Delilah’s show that is closest to pure magic, turning the normally passive act of listening to the radio into a peculiarly interactive–and most intimate–event. Her song choices, which often stretch the original meaning of the lyrics to adapt to the call at hand, are almost always dead-on perfect. When a caller phoned in to vent steam after narrowly escaping a house full of smoke and fire, Delilah played Toni Braxton’s “Breathe Again”. A woman called to say that her best friend’s “soul mate” had just suffered a heart attack and was at that moment lying in a coma; Delilah played Wet Wet Wet’s “Love Is All Around,” which begins with the words, “I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes./ Love is all around me, and so the feeling goes.” And Whitney Houston’s “I Will Always Love You” certainly takes on a new meaning when it follows someone describing the funeral that day of their 10-year-old daughter.

It must take an encylopedic knowledge of song lyrics to pull it all off. “It does,” she half giggles, as the sound of water running and pots and pans clanking drifts in over the phone. “I probably know the lyrics to nearly every sappy love song that’s ever been written or recorded.”

Though glad to have made it to the status of ratings giant, Delilah is quick to deny that she’s in danger of getting a swelled head or inflated ego. “The truth is, I’m not the one who gave me my voice … God is,” she says. “I’m not the one who opened these doors. God is. And I’m not the one who’s putting me through the experiences that I’ve been through that allow me to relate to so many different people. So taking the credit would be kind of foolish–know what I mean?”

But doesn’t it take a certain amount of smarts to recognize when a door is being opened to you?

“Ha. I didn’t just walk through those doors,” she laughs. “I spent years trying to kick them down: ‘Let me do this! Please.’ But when it was time, it just all fell into place in such a miraculous way it isn’t even funny.”

The logistics of success are tricky for her as well. It is a show based on the notion that everyone has a story or feelings that are important, that deserve attention. Yet only a handful of callers reach Delilah; her phones begin ringing hours before the show goes on the air. “The reality is only five or six calls get aired an hour,” she admits with a sigh. “Anything more and it would be a talk show, and we’d be booted off the music stations. It’s tough! I end up with a load of mom guilt every night. I feel guilty because I get so many beautiful letters that I don’t have a chance to use on the show, and I feel guilty ’cause I get so many phone calls I don’t get to use.

“We could go 24 hours a day, seven days a week, and still not get to use everybody.”

Lest anyone think that the show is all problems and tragedy set to a pleasant tune, Delilah insists that she works hard to maintain a happy balance. “We actually only play one sad call an hour,” she says. “We only play one call an hour from or about a child. It’s really mostly dedications to people who are loved. I really do believe that music is the language of angels,” she concludes, turning off the faucet for the dishwater. “Music transcends words. It’s poetry set in motion. Songs have a way of saying for us those deep, deep feelings that we can’t even articulate. So when you play those songs together with the stories of our life, it’s nothing short of profound.”

From the April 16-22, 1998 issue of the Sonoma County Independent.

© Metro Publishing Inc.

Felix & Louie’s

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Good and Loud


Michael Amsler

Tingle-y feeling: Tasty Italian cuisine is the order of the day at Felix & Louie’s.

Felix & Louie’s serves up an earful

By Paula Harris

THE ENERGY LEVEL at new Healdsburg restaurant Felix & Louie’s was tangible one recent Friday night. As we approached the generous double doors, the cacophony of exuberant diners and drinkers poured out into the quiet street in a crazy, echoing rush. Lights streaming out onto the sidewalk and thick, multicolored strips of fresh pasta hanging in the window further revealed that we’d hit our destination.

Felix & Louie’s, which opened at the end of February, is the latest venture of longtime local restaurateur Ralph Tingle, who also owns Healdsburg’s Bistro Ralph. Ralph–that’s logical, we think, but where are Felix and Louie? (Our competent, well-informed server later informs us that “Felix” and “Louie” are pet names the Tingles gave their two sons before birth. The story goes that when the babies arrived, the Tingles didn’t have the heart to saddle them with such monikers, so the names were swiftly changed. But the legend of Felix and Louie lives on–there’s even a photograph of “them” on the menu cover.)

If we thought it was noisy outside the restaurant, we were almost swept away by the talking, shouting, and laughter that bounced off the high ceilings inside. “High ceilings to match the high energy,” commented my companion as we settled in to wait at the bar, where a frazzled bartender barked out, “What will you have?” and “Anything else?” over the din.

The restaurant consists of a large, sprawling room that has surprisingly few dining tables. The room glows warmly with a pale lemon and cream decor, a hardwood floor, and bold artwork along the walls that hides the recessed lighting.

The long bar and Italian wood-burning oven are eye-catchers in a room reminiscent of a brew pub, with plain wooden tabletops and no fancy accoutrements. A retail section, boasting dozens of delicious-sounding pastas (roasted red bell pepper, saffron, and pecan) and various sauces to go, takes up a lot of precious dining space. There is also a semi-private dining room that accommodates large parties, and a patio is in the works.

THIS NIGHT, the restaurant was definitely an end-of-the-week celebration place packed with large groups rather than intimate couples. The few young, well-groomed couples we saw postured upon their stools in a barlike eating area near the back, nuzzling and pouting between forkfuls.

Once we were seated, our server brought us a bowl of thick pesto made with green garlic, parsley, and olive oil and served with crisp slender breadsticks. We ordered a bottle of Avignonesi Vino Nobile di Monteciano 1994 ($29), a well-balanced red that was neither light and thin nor overly fruity, but was soft, medium-bodied, and very drinkable.

Big thick slabs of roasted garlic bread ($4) were wood-oven fired with Parmigiano-Reggiano cheese and arrived studded with whole garlic cloves. The bread was hot and slathered with the melting cheese. It was a satisfying, chewy start to the meal.

The creamy polenta ($5.50) was an unusual appetizer. The texture was certainly creamy, but almost runny. It was served with bitter roasted radicchio leaves and napped with the bite of balsamic vinegar. Served in a bowl, the dish resembled Cream of Wheat a little too much for our taste.

Pizette ($5.25 to $7, depending on the topping) from the wood-burning oven was fresh and sizzling. Our choice was crowned with tomato sauce, mozzarella, basil, and artichoke hearts. The crust of this mini pizza tasted light and delicate, but the twang of artichoke overpowered the flavors in the topping.

Next we sampled the rabbit braised with rosemary, olives, and lemon ($15.50). This was a hearty portion of rabbit smothered with fat black olives and strips of red pepper and accompanied by plump Tuscan beans. The whole lot was casually piled into a large bowl trattoria-style. Very tasty.

The vegetarian lasagna ($7.95) was a disappointment. Although touted on the menu as containing goat cheese, ricotta, asiago, spinach, wild mushrooms, olives, grilled vegetables, and tomato sauce, the dish lacked any real depth and complexity of flavor and bordered on being truly bland.

The affogato ($4) was simply espresso poured over vanilla ice cream in a glass coffee mug. Other than being rather messy to spoon out, it did not make a lasting impression.

However, the poached pear in red wine with mascarpone ($5), though small in portion, was pleasantly flavored with honey. The dollop of mascarpone further elevated it.

We left still trying to absorb the sensory overload that was Felix & Louie’s this particular Friday night. Our ears were ringing but our stomachs were full.

Felix & Louie’s

106 Matheson St., Healdsburg; 433-6999
Hours: Open daily; lunch, 11:30 a.m. to 2:30 p.m.; limited menu, 2:30 p.m. to 5 p.m.; dinner, 5:30 p.m. to around 10:30 p.m.
Food: Italian
Service: Good and knowledgeable though a bit rushed
Ambiance: Loud and intense, publike, crowded on weekends
Price: Moderate to expensive
Wine list: Inexpensive selection; several intriguing Italian offerings
Overall: **1/2 (out of 4 stars)

From the April 16-22, 1998 issue of the Sonoma County Independent.

© Metro Publishing Inc.

Willowside Cafe

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Cafe Society

San Francsco Chronicle’s prestigious Top 100 list of best Bay Area restaurants for three of the past four years.

Michael Amsler


Richard Allen likes his food alive

By Marina Wolf

EARLY SPRING in Sonoma County is more lion than lamb; even on a good day the clouds throw undecided shadows across such places as the graveled parking lot of Santa Rosa’s Willowside Cafe. But inside the kitchen, Willowside’s chef-partner Richard Allen is ready for the sun, wearing bright shorts and full of enthusiasm about the food of Southeast Asia and the Caribbean, which he visited this winter.

“I like that whole zone,” he says, stirring up a vibrantly yellow coconut milk-turmeric sauce that will surround tonight’s vegetarian dish. “I like all the things that grow in that area: ginger, coconuts, peppers. They make food come alive.”

The tropical influence is relatively new territory for Allen, but food that’s alive is what pulled him into the restaurant business in the first place, and has evidently helped to make him a winner. Soon after Allen joined Willowside in 1994, Michael Bauer, food editor at the San Francisco Chronicle, wrote: “I’d be hard-pressed to find a restaurant that is as consistent and as able to coax the maximum flavor out of each ingredient on the plate.” The Zagat guide noted the Willowside Cafe in 1997 and 1998 as outstanding in both the Mediterranean and the Californian categories, and a review is in the works for the May issue of San Francisco Focus.

That’s a lot of hot press for a guy who was a bored postal clerk merely 17 years ago. Wisely avoiding any life changes that involved automatic weaponry, the then 31-year-old Allen signed on for a waiter/cook position at the Union Hotel in Benicia. He describes his food epiphany in almost religious terms. “I was Catholic as a kid, and we ate fish every Friday,” says Allen. “We had fish cakes, fish sticks, fish loaf. But I never really saw fish until I saw them at the Union Hotel. The salmon was exactly what the books say: clear eyes, bright red gills, and the meat bounced back when you touched it. And then the chef, Judy [Rogers, now chef-owner of Zuni Cafe in San Francisco] made the plate, and it was like, ‘Oh my God, this is real food.’ I got out of the post office at that point.”

Vivid sensory revelations are that much sharper against a backdrop of normalcy, and Allen’s life to that point had been normal in the way that only those who came of age in the ’50s could ever understand. He grew up in an Army family that moved all over the country and even to Germany. But with six kids in the family, the pennies got stretched a bit to cover three squares a day.

“It was cereal, it was very straightforward Americana,” says Allen. “It wasn’t experience, it was just food.”

Other than a pubescent stint working as a carhop, serving burgers to attractive Southern Mississippi coeds, Allen didn’t think much about food or cooking through his youth. Over 15 years would pass before he met that firm, fresh salmon in Benicia. But then the food-lovin’ side emerged from his soul–with a vengeance.

He moved from the Union Hotel to a year and a half at Chez Panisse, Berkeley’s fresh-food mecca, before he worked at Napa Valley’s Domaine Chandon (“I learned how to hold a knife there”) and then went on to his first chef position, at a Yosemite fishing lodge. Three trout seasons passed, and another two years at Domaine Chandon. Then Allen got hired as chef for a year at Jordan Winery in Healdsburg, where he encountered what he calls the double-edged sword of cooking for winery tours. “I had an unlimited budget,” he says incredulously, spreading his hands apart for emphasis. “It was a 1, followed by many zeroes. I could do literally whatever I wanted; I could buy ingredients just to play around with.”

But the constraints of pairing his creations with a limited selection of wines, and the boredom of many a tourless day, drove Allen away from that. After a brief hiatus, he got into the “salads and firsts” position at Willowside, and when the inevitable turnover left the chef position empty in March of 1994, Allen jumped from the fridge to face the frying pan, where, it seems, he likes to be.

“Sometimes I feel like it’s a baseball game,” says Allen when asked about the best and the worst of his work. “It’s the bottom of the ninth, we’re down by three, the bases are loaded, there are two outs, and the only way we can win is if I hit a grand slam. The purveyors are the pitchers, and they’re all throwing me curves. Meanwhile, the dining room is full and there’s a tremendous buzz; these are the fans.” He pauses and grins. “I’ll be standing back there with the sauté pan, but people will stop and wait to get my attention–then they give me two thumbs up. Boom! The fans go home happy, and the home team wins.”

The home team, in fact, is riding a real winning streak. Since his arrival, Willowside has been listed three times in the Chronicle‘s annual top 100 restaurants of the Bay Area, among the other notices that are nowhere to be seen in the restaurant. “I don’t believe in that,” says Allen shortly. Or perhaps he doesn’t need print praise hanging on the walls. The kitchen is partly open to the dining area, so Allen gets enough compliments from the customers as they pass. “But even if I could get away from the line to circulate among the tables …” Allen stops short. “I could go on and on about this,” he warns with a laugh, and doesn’t need much encouragement to continue.

“A lot of chefs get too wrapped in that, and meanwhile something else goes on in the kitchen,” says Allen. “You go away and rely on your next person, and if that person has any initiative at all, eventually they start injecting their taste and personality into your dish. You come back and you won’t know it. I had one person work for me and I was afraid to go to the bathroom because I didn’t know the menu when I came back.”

But, as he says, that’s part of getting ahead. “Show me someone who hasn’t tried it, and I’ll show you someone who’ll be a line cook forever.”

Does that mean he did it, too? “Of course I did. I’m not ashamed to admit it,” he says. But he does try to encourage more openness in his own kitchen. “I talk with my people all the time about the menu, how can we change it, how can we make it better.

“That way I eliminate those kind of surprises,” he grins.

Such low-key irony comes in handy for this bustling little eatery, that and some very firm ideas about the proper functioning of a restaurant and the people working in it. Take culinary academy graduates … please.

“I’ve hired so many [of them], and I just want to shoot them,” Allen says with a half-joking arch of his stern dark eyebrows. “They just paid beaucoup bucks to go to cooking school, but they’ve never washed lettuce in a restaurant. And you say, wash this lettuce, and they say, ‘Wait, I’m a graduate.’ Well, if you just graduated from medical school, you don’t become chief of surgery. You do the bedpans first.”

Or perhaps a more tasteful analogy for Allen’s purposes would be, you can’t get to summer without slogging through a sometimes-gray spring.

Our series on how Sonoma County chefs stand the heat of the kitchen.

Asparagus with Blood-Orange Vinaigrette

Allen offers this starter as a salute to the season. This is a very vernal arrangement, with new asparagus shoots and tiny eggs against a backdrop of deep red sauce. And with asparagus now in season, you’ll be able to rationalize the extravagance of two dozen end-of-season blood oranges and several quail eggs (look for the eggs in Asian markets) for four servings.

24 medium blood oranges, juiced and strained

8 quail eggs (or substitute 2 chicken eggs)

1 bottle sparkling wine

1/3 to 2/3 cup extra-virgin olive oil

Salt and pepper to taste

1 1/2 lbs. asparagus, trimmed and blanched

2 oz. pine nuts, toasted

2 oz. goat feta, crumbled

Over medium heat, reduce half the orange juice to a thick syrup, about 15 to 20 minutes (reserve the rest of the juice for accompanying drinks). Set the reduction aside to cool in a bowl.

Meanwhile, place the quail eggs in boiling water and cook for three minutes. Put the eggs in an ice bath. When cool, peel and halve (or if using chicken eggs, grate). Put a couple specks of black
pepper on the yolks.

Open the sparkling wine and slowly drizzle about 2 tablespoons into the juice reduction while whisking to give a loose consistency. Slowly whisk in enough oil to make a pourable sauce. Season with salt and pepper.

Ladle a pool of the vinaigrette on each of four plates. Arrange the asparagus in the pool. Place the quail-egg halves (or grated eggs) around. Sprinkle the pine nuts and the cheese over the asparagus.

Divide the reserved orange juice into four champagne flutes, no more than halfway up the glass. Fill the top half with sparkling wine.

From the April 16-22, 1998 issue of the Sonoma County Independent.

© Metro Publishing Inc.

The Scoop

Cuban Menace

And other stuff we’ll never know

By Bob Harris

I HAVE A BUDDY in Ohio who is one of the most conservative guys I know. The Berlin Wall came down almost a decade ago, and he’s still a vigilant anti-Communist. Thank goodness, because the international conspiracy really has its sights set on Ohio. So he calls me up last week, because he and another old friend are planning on a trip and they want me to come along. I ask where they’re going, and he says … Cuba.

Cuba? Whoa, hold on here. Uh … Castro, missile crisis, travel ban, all that? So I ask what the hell he’s been smoking, and his response is just two words: Cohiba Esplendido.

That’s a cigar.

So great. Mr. Morality suddenly wants to defy the State Department and become an international smuggler. I guess an addiction really can impair your judgment.

Speaking of which, cigar use has doubled in the last few years–among young people the number has tripled–which isn’t good if you have any interest at all in breathing. According to the California Department of Health Services, one cigar can pack the punch of about three and a half packs of cigarettes. A recent study concurs, concluding that if you’re a cigar smoker, boom–you double your risk of dying of cancer or heart disease. And another new study says that as the wrapper gets moist in your mouth, it passes along the same jolt to your tissues as a good dollop of chewing tobacco.

At this rate, they’re gonna figure out that just looking at cigars gives you eye cancer.

Yet some people still actually think cigars are glamorous. Truth be told, when I see some famous Hollywood action star who knows kids idolize him trying to look butch by sucking on a big fat stogie, all I think is: cool. Anything that cuts that guy’s career short is OK by me.

You want irony? According to the Washington Post, the Pentagon has just concluded that Cuba now poses essentially zero military threat. Do the math. Cuban cigars will harm more Americans in the next seven days than the Cuban military will in the next seven years. You really want to fight the Cuban menace?

Slap Arnold Schwarzenegger.

HEY, I HATE to distract everybody from all the important stuff going on in Washington–all the titillating stuff that Sam and Cokie and the two Georges consider so important to a functional democracy–but there’s a tiny item on the news wire that might be worth mentioning just this once.

(Do these beltway reporters ever have any sex of their own? I’m beginning to think not. Which isn’t to belittle how goofy Clinton looks in trying to duck the whole deal by citing executive privilege. You’re supposed to invoke executive privilege only to protect sensitive foreign-policy discussions. Granted, what Clinton’s protecting is probably sensitive enough, but I just don’t see the connection. Maybe the CIA has developed some weapon of mass destruction you can make out of kneepads.)

Speaking of which, and returning to our subject, did you know that Monica Lewinsky apparently received a Top Secret security clearance? No kidding. It was part of that Pentagon gig they gave her. Let’s get this straight: John Lennon was a threat to national security, but the White House Spice Girls can Armor-All the cockpit of a stealth bomber. Makes sense to me.

Here’s my point: Do you have any idea how many people are able to classify documents in this country? Sen. Daniel Moynihan had a whole commission do reports and hearings and stuff last year. They came up with a total of … 3 million.

(Which seems like a lot, but when you think about the size of giant weapons-manufacturing corporations, many of whose personnel receive clearances, the number starts making more sense.)

So how much stuff is still classified that is old enough so we should probably have it already? Nobody even knows, but it’s believed to be roughly 400 million pages of documents. And that’s just the stuff that never got put through a shredder after use.

The CIA, which has about 40 million pages backlogged all by itself, has just announced that it will review over 13 million pages for declassification before the year 2000. Too bad that still leaves twice that many pages fully classified. Besides, a “declassified” CIA document is often just a big black rectangle with a page number.

On CNN right this minute they’re showing footage of a guy in a plane hanging from a wire. For the 30th time today. Over on the Fox News Channel a bald guy and an guy with a combover are debating White House nookie.

And still 400 million pages of our history remain secret.

A democracy is supposed to function based on the informed decisions of the citizens. As philosopher George Santayana once wrote: “Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.”

So how are we supposed to learn from the past when we aren’t even allowed to see it?

From the April 16-22, 1998 issue of the Sonoma County Independent.

© Metro Publishing Inc.

Usual Suspects

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Porno Probe

County jail guards targeted for downloading sexually explicit Internet material while on duty

By Greg Cahill

IN A SEX SCANDAL that has shaken the beleaguered Sonoma County Sheriff’s Department, more than two dozen county jail guards have been investigated for accessing pornographic websites and sexually explicit chat lines while on duty, the Independent has learned. At least one correctional officer already has been fired for his conduct in connection with the probe.

While a county jail official on Tuesday downplayed the scope of the activity, sources say the department is covering up the extent of the problem, adding that the six-month investigation has involved 29 correctional officers at the Main Adult Detention Facility (the county jail) and the North County Detention Facility (the honor farm), both in Santa Rosa.

The internal affairs division is investigating the male staffers for allegedly spending up to several hours a night downloading pornographic images into personal files on the department’s new computer system and using county phone lines to participate in sexually explicit Internet chat lines.

According to knowledgeable sources who asked for anonymity out of fear of retaliation, the investigation has targeted members of the county jail’s elite Special Emergency Response Team and facility training officers, as well as rank-and-file guards.

Last month, a correctional officer was fired after investigators determined that on at least one occasion he allegedly had spent five hours straight surfing sex sites on the Internet during his shift, sources said. That same officer was on duty Feb. 24 when inmate Drue Harris, 37, hanged himself in his jail cell.

Harris’ mother has claimed that her son was crying and distraught in the hour before his death and might still be alive if correction’s personnel had intervened. It is unclear whether the fired officer had accessed Internet porn sites that night.

Most of the officers under investigation worked on the night shift. As many as 50, sources say, could be drawn into the probe, either as suspects or as witnesses.

The unauthorized use of the Internet reportedly came to light last fall when a supervisor walked in on a county jail guard who was viewing sexually explicit material on a computer screen and hadn’t had time to close the file.

The Internet leaves an unerasable trail that will trace the activity, including the exact times certain computers were accessed.

“Everybody’s doing the wait-and-see,” said one Sheriff’s Department staffer, “waiting for the hammer to fall.”

Under Sheriff’s Department internal affairs policies, officers are required to answer questions about the probe unless their response would be self-incriminatory. If caught protecting fellow officers or lying to investigators, suspects and witnesses can be found guilty of insubordination and face possible termination.

Those guards who have been called before investigators have been ordered not to talk about their testimony, but word has gotten around. “They’re all scared,” one source said. “They don’t know who’s ratting or lying.”

While only administrative computers at the jail facilities have Netscape software, line officers apparently have found a way to “backdoor” into those networked computers from other workstations at the jail, using modems and a sharing setup to access Internet software on the administrative computers.

“Everyone is talking about [the internal affairs investigation],” said a county jail staffer. “Everyone is scared to death because their activity could be traced through the computer records.”

Assistant Sheriff Sean McDer-mott, who heads the county jail, confirmed on Tuesday that the department is “putting the finishing touches on an investigation,” and acknowledged that “we have disciplined one correctional officer.”

He declined to elaborate on the disciplinary action, but insisted that the number of officers under suspicion is “less than 10.”

Sources place the actual number far higher, noting that the department has beefed up the number of investigators in its internal affairs division to handle the increased case load.

“If discipline is warranted, depending on the level of inappropriate access [to the Internet], punishment could range from a letter of reprimand to suspension to termination,” he said.

McDermott believes that the unauthorized use of county computers to access cyberporn has stopped. “Just the fact that we are looking into it should send a clear message that we don’t condone it,” he said. “It’s not appropriate.”

THE INTERNET porn activity is the latest blight on the Sheriff’s Department. At the county jail in recent months there have been three suicides, at least two attempted suicides, two other in-custody deaths, and an embarrassing daylight escape from a supposedly secure lobby area by two male inmates who cut their way through a closet ceiling and strolled out of the jail complex.

Both were later apprehended.

Last week the county Board of Supervisors agreed to spend $35,000 to fund a state Board of Corrections review of the county jail’s policies and procedures, including its contracted medical services.

It is unclear whether state officials are aware of the Internet porn use or if that activity has contributed to lax security or played any direct role in the recent suicides and escapes.

Yet one source said the widespread nature of the Internet porn scandal reflects a pervasive “boys will be boys” mentality that has condoned bad conduct at the Sheriff’s Department in the past and helped encourage incidents of sexual harassment and worse.

The latest allegations are particularly significant because during the past two years the department has been criticized by the state Attorney General’s Office for its mishandling of domestic violence cases, accused by some sexual assault victims of downplaying rape cases, and censured by local women’s groups for its recruitment and hiring policies and its treatment of female staff.

IN ADDITION, the Sheriff’s Department–both in the patrol division and in the county jail–has been the subject of several sexual-harassment claims by female employees. Two weeks ago, Sheriff’s Deputy Ann Duckett–a highly respected sex-crimes investigator who had won a $100,000 settlement in a sexual harassment claim–quit the force and moved out of the state. Duckett–whom the Sheriff’s Department often held up as a shining example of how well treated women are on the force–startled observers when she charged that male officers displayed “abusive attitudes and language to female deputies.”

She claimed to have reported the incidents to supervisors and that no internal actions were taken.

“What we’ve been hearing again and again and again out of the Sheriff’s Department is what a hostile environment it is for women, not only the level of sexual harassment but the total environment, and that it’s a pressure cooker that’s getting ready to blow,” said Tanya Brannan, leader of the Purple Berets women’s advocacy group, when told of the Internet porn probe. “This situation kind of explains both things. Certainly the porn feeds into the hostile environment, but also … all of the pressure of keeping that secret must add to the pressure-cooker environment.

“I sure think that Sean McDermott has some answering to do for this. And so does Sheriff Jim Piccinini,” Brannan added. “If this is another one of those scandals that just goes away, it’s going to be pretty disgusting.

“We’d like to see some higher-level people take responsibility for a change.”

From the April 16-22, 1998 issue of the Sonoma County Independent.

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Scott Weiland

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One Man’s Band


Scott Weiland–still thinking, and singing, about drugs.


Stone Temple Pilot Scott Weiland’s solo debut beats the odds

By Gina Arnold

WHO COULD have imagined that , singer for the Stone Temple Pilots, would put out a decent solo record? The odds were certainly against it. After all, better men than he have failed at the task of transforming themselves into solo artists. Paul McCartney has produced nothing that compares with his work with the Beatles. Robert Plant’s deficiencies are apparent without Led Zeppelin behind him. That Weiland has succeeded where others have failed is astonishing.

Then again, Weiland may be benefiting from lowered expectations. Not only was he in a crappy, derivative band, but what talent he had–a resonant voice and a certain ability to mimic other popular idioms–was squandered in untimely drug busts, various rehabs, and several aborted tours.

Nevertheless, 12 Bar Blues (Atlantic) is a fairly good record, better even than STP’s last album, Tiny Music. Ironically, this may be because STP–first of the Nirvanabes to plague the early ’90s–lacked its own artistic voice. Back then (you know, in 1995, when dinosaurs ruled the earth), Weiland’s personal style was merely a pastiche of other sources–notably Eddie Vedder, from whom he was nearly indistinguishable. 12 Bar Blues, however, is an interesting collage of weird production tricks topped by Weiland’s sinuous and booming voice.

Solo, Weiland’s main influences seem to be Big Beat techno and the Beatles’ Revolver, which turn out to be an inspired mix. Much buzz and scratch is built into these songs, which renders them a less-hackneyed listen, and the inclusion of a theremin adds an extra spooky jolt to this moody album. Weiland’s new sound actually borders on trip-hop; he’s gradually turning into the Beth Gibbons of grunge (Gibbons being the passionate but cold voice of Portishead).

Lyrically, Weiland now comes across as far more sincere than he ever did before. Unfortunately, most of his songs are about drugs–using them, missing them, coming off them, or waiting for them to arrive–and it’s positively frightening how much more passionate he is on the topic than he was on the subject of rape in “Sex Type Thing.”

Weirdly, some of these songs are reminiscent of the ’60s band Moby Grape, though more often Weiland’s vocal style strangely echoes Alice in Chains’ Layne Staley. On the jazzy lounge number “Lady, Your Roof Brings Me Down,” Weiland sings with a depth of skill that’s surprisingly effective.

“Barbarella” is a cool song, as is “Cool Kiss,” despite a chorus lifted in part from a U2 song. Incidentally, all these songs are produced to within an inch of their lives. The production is credited to Weiland and Blair Lamb, but famed U2 sideman Daniel Lanois plays on the album and is credited with “extra recording.”

In short, despite its charmlessness of intent, 12 Bar Blues is a fascinating, textured record that’s easy to admire and easy to listen to. But the fact that Weiland has pulled a good record out of a hat, so to speak, points up an inescapable moral about rock.

And that is the endless tolerance the music industry has for addicts. Although he is apparently now clean, Weiland has a career of infidelities and failures that does not really merit the amount of rope given him–and no other business would have given it to him.

A man who lost his company millions in investments through carelessness and drugs would hardly be issued another blank check. But the music biz has a deep-seated belief that drug use enhances people’s creativity, and, alas, Weiland’s success almost bears out the theory. He’s certainly willing to take more chances than one would expect.

From the April 16-22, 1998 issue of the Sonoma County Independent.

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The Scoop

Sex & Death

By Bob Harris

THERE’S AN OBSCURE religious group whose beliefs are so extreme you may have trouble believing they’re real. (The story came to my attention courtesy of The Progressive and Church & State magazines and the investigative newsletter The Consortium, all of which rule.)

The group wants to replace the U.S. Constitution with a theocratic government not unlike Iran’s under the ayatollah: all laws would descend from their leader’s version of God’s law. The penalty for adultery? Death. Fornication? Death. Homosexuality? Death. Heresy? Death. Apostasy? Death. Red wine with white meat? Death. Bogarting the TV remote? Death. White shoes after Labor Day? Death.

OK, I’m obviously kidding about the last three, but from the first five you pretty much get the idea.

They call themselves “Christian Reconstructionists,” although I don’t remember anything in the Gospels about Jesus running around sentencing people to death. Maybe I should check again. There seem to be more versions of Christ these days than there were when I was a kid.

The main guy who came up with this stuff, R. J. Rushdoony, has every right to do so under the Bill of Rights he so dislikes, and so far no one has declared his house a “compound,” which is a good thing if you dig free speech.

(Still, if Rushdoony advocated replacing the government with, say, a communist dictatorship instead of a religious one, the FBI would probably react with slightly greater interest. Evidently some forms of repression are preferable to others.)

In 1982, Rushdoony was on the founding board of a certain legal group created, in Rushdoony’s later words, to pursue “our plans.” This legal group’s founder had earlier done research in Rushdoony’s library and published a book called The Separation Illusion, describing religious coexistence as “blasphemy,” deriding public schools as “satanic,” and portraying Jews, atheists, and other people who believe in the separation of church and state as “sons of darkness.” Which presumably would include Thomas Jefferson, if he were still around.

And here’s the punch line: The author of The Separation Illusion is none other than John Whitehead–the wrinkly guy who shows up representing Paula Jones several times a week on Nightline or CNN. (Paula’s new slogan: “Actionable tortsnever had ’em, never will.”)

And the legal group that Whitehead founded, with support from R. J. Rushdoony, is the Rutherford Institute–the very folks who, according to the Los Angeles Times, have provided the quarter of a million dollars’ worth of legal work recently driving the Paula Jones case.

Whoa. Now, to be fair, Whitehead says he’s not now a Reconstructionist himself and Rushdoony is no longer on the Rutherford board.

OK. But even so, Whitehead has reportedly flat-out asserted that democracy is “heresy” (which Rushdoony might therefore in turn consider a capital offense), that “Christians are a spiritual race chosen to serve as the sons of God,” and that, for those who don’t care for that arrangement, “doom happens to be their lot.”

Yikes.

It ain’t easy to make Bill Clinton look like the lesser of two evils, but shazam …

I DRIVE a 10-year old car with 100,000 miles on it and only one headlight. It’s teaching me a lot about race relations in this country.

(OK, that probably doesn’t make any sense yet, but if you’re a longtime reader you know I don’t let that stop me. Come on along for the ride.)

And by the way, if you don’t already know, I’m about as white as a Tic-Tac factory owned by the Promise Keepers: blond hair, blue eyes, pale skin, born in Ohio, rugby shirts from the Gap. Any whiter, I’m an Osmond. You need to know that to understand what follows.

See, my old car with only the one headlight is technically violating some safety law or another, which means I could get pulled over and hassled at any time. Y’know what? That thing blew more than six months ago, and the police haven’t batted an eye at me. I’ve driven past hundreds of cops in a dozen states, and I’ve never had a problem.

Most of my friends are white, and none of them ever say anything, either. It doesn’t even cross anyone’s mind. No big deal.

But darn if almost every black person I drive with–friend or new acquaintance, here in L.A. or on the road–doesn’t immediately point out the blown headlight, since it must have just happened, or else I would have gotten it fixed already. In their world, driving around with one headlight is just asking for trouble.

Is it possible that their experiences with police just are a little different from mine?

Yup. A recent study looked at a random stretch of I-95 in Maryland, and black Americans were pulled over five times more often than their numbers would indicate. Last week, the House Judiciary Committee recommended the Congress should ask the Justice Department to follow up with a broader study.

Personally, I don’t need to wait for the Justice results. The difference is so obvious you only need one light to see it.

From the April 9-15, 1998 issue of the Sonoma County Independent.

© Metro Publishing Inc.

Johnny Steele

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Steeling Laughs

Michael Amsler


Johnny Steele breaks into radio–
and breaks out onstage

By David Templeton

WHILE listening to Johnny Steele’s Friday morning “party” show, on San Francisco’s Live 105 FM radio station–with its rowdy, raucous, in-studio audience and the coffee-fueled antics of numerous guest comics–one can’t help but paint a certain mental picture of what all this wildness must look like in person. A big, spacious seating area–like the one on David Letterman’s show, probably–looking down on Steele and his cohorts reclining in comfy chairs all in a row. People would leap up and run around on a regular basis; snack-food projectiles would be a common event.

It is a testament, therefore, to Steele–and in part to the legendary Alex Bennett, who pioneered the immensely popular drive-time comedy show and whose recent departure opened the door for Steele’s 4-month-old show–that so much giddy enthusiasm and high-decibel mayhem could blast off from what turns out to be a very tiny launching pad.

The audience–about 25 people crammed into folding chairs in and around the station’s multicubicled office area–in fact observes Steele and guests through a sliding-glass window that looks into the cramped and cluttered studio, where everyone clusters tightly together around a microphone-studded desk. The very unlikeliness of this jerry-rigged arrangement only adds to the sense of celebration everyone apparently feels.

All this energetic hullabaloo seems partly to be the small group’s attempt to compensate for its size, and to express its delight at being an arm’s length away from Steele, one of the Bay Area’s strongest and freshest young comedians.

“It was hard at first,” Steele admits after the show, referring to his switch from the late-night comedy clubs where he started out to these early-morning radio gigs in so strict and claustrophobic a setting. “Then I sort of realized that the reason you become a comic to begin with is that you’re out with your buddies in a car somewhere and you’re the one who’s always cracking the jokes.

“It wasn’t always 100 or 200 people in a club. It was me, a foot away from you, making you laugh.”

Only today the jokes are broadcast to a potential audience in the tens of thousands, many of whom–at least at first–were hostile to this perceived interloper coming onto Alex Bennett’s hallowed turf.

“It was weird coming in after Alex,” concedes Steele, who was a regular guest on the old show. “He is a legend. I mean, there are several bios where it’s noted that Howard Stern was at least partly inspired by Bennett. I was accused, by some people, of stealing his show,” he adds, wide-eyed and shrugging. “How do you steal a radio show?”

For the record, Bennett–whose ratings had been slipping, in part owing to his increasingly long, unfunny rants about high-tech computer modems and the like–departed Live 105 some time before Steele was asked to develop his own morning program. Though Steele is still tinkering with the details of the show, it appears that his fledgling effort is paying off; ratings are up for the first time in years.

“My goal,” he grins, “is to make the show both smart and zoolike. It’s a tricky balance to maintain, but it seems to be working out pretty darn well.”

SONOMA COUNTY will get a taste of Steele’s genre-busting showmanship this weekend when the Luther Burbank Center plays host to his variety-style Comedy Breakout show, featuring fellow comedians Scott Capuro, Sue Murphy, Robert Hawkins, and whatever tomfoolery Steele thinks up by showtime.

“It’s still being fleshed out,” he laughs. “But basically it’s gonna be a comedy show with a live band and a couple of off-the-wall side things. I’d like to do a stage version of the 10-second rant we do on the morning show. I’ll line up 20 people from the audience and give them each 10 seconds to rant about anything they want. I’ll throw in a few other surreal surprises.

“Actually, I have no idea what will happen, and I can’t wait to see.”

Since entering the Bay Area comedy scene in the late ’80s, the Pittsburgh-born (East Bay version) Steele has built a reputation as a comic at odds with the somewhat staid stand-up formula that comedy clubs have employed for years–three comics performing in succession on an otherwise empty stage in front of a lone mike. Early on, he began playing with the genre, incorporating live music into the act, allowing his routines to be interrupted by such bizarre sights as a gibberish-spewing woman pushing a shopping cart across the stage.

“I get bored with straight stand-up. I call what I do ‘New Age vaudeville,'” he says. “It shakes up the old formats we expect from comedy shows.” It is possible that Steele’s lifelong urge to combine elements that seem incompatible is the fuel that powers his peculiar brand of comedic genius.

“I come from a blue-collar town and I played football in high school,” he laughs, “but now I’m a vegetarian leftist with gay friends. I don’t fall into any preconceived, marketable niche. So I’ve had to make my own.

“That’s the way I like it.”

Johnny Steele hosts the Comedy Breakout on Saturday, April 11, at 8 p.m. at the Luther Burbank Center, 50 Mark West Springs Road, Santa Rosa. Tickets are $15. 707-546-3600.

From the April 9-15, 1998 issue of the Sonoma County Independent.

© Metro Publishing Inc.

Talking Pictures

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Wondering Souls


Afterdeath expert Sukie Miller on life’s big questions, and the new film ‘Wide Awake’

By David Templeton

In his ongoing quest for the ultimate post-film conversation, David Templeton invites best-selling author and after-death counselor Sukie Miller, Ph.D., to see the new movie Wide Awake, in which a young boy mourns the passing of his beloved grandfather and seeks the answers to a couple of basic questions.

“I want you to see the duck,” Sukie Miller asserts, when I arrive at her hillside home to escort her to the movies. “I think it will tie in well with the theme of the film.” She leads me along the driveway to an adjoining house and a sliding-glass door. There on the gravel is a duck, bright white and disheveled, standing close to the glass, staring forlornly at his own reflection.

“His mate was killed yesterday,” Miller explains, her face displaying a compassionate understanding of the web-footed mourner’s grief. “He won’t stop looking for her. Every time he sees his reflection, he goes up to see if it’s her. It’s so sad, it’s breaking my heart.”

As we drive away a few minutes later, I glance in my rear view mirror.

“Is he still there?” Miller asks.

“He’s still there,” I reply as he tentatively presses his bill against his reflection.

She’s right. It kind of breaks your heart.

It’s a subject Miller is more than acquainted with. An expert on the multicultural beliefs surrounding the mystery of death and whatever lies beyond it, Miller is a psychotherapist who regularly counsels people searching for assurances about loved ones they’ve recently lost. Once the director of education at Big Sur’s legendary Esalen Institute, she is now the founder and director of the Institute for the Study of the Afterdeath, and is the author, with recently deceased Sonoma County writer Suzanne Lipsett, of the best-selling After Death: Mapping the Journey (Simon & Schuster, 1997). An admitted agnostic, Miller will not say what she believes might wait for us after we shuffle off our mortal long johns; it is the possibilities that interest her.

Wide Awake–the film we are about to see–follows the endearing spiritual search of a 10-year-old boy (Joseph Cross) whose grandfather has recently died. Wanting to know where the devoutly religious old man (Robert Loggia) has gone–and whether or not he is all right–the boy begins an earnest interrogation of his parents, his friends, and all the priests and nuns (including Rosie O’Donnell as a well-meaning science teacher) at his parochial school. Ultimately, after attempting to master all the great religions of the world, he finds his answer, though it’s not the answer that anyone, the filmgoing audience included, is expecting.

“God! I’m a wreck!” Miller exclaims, as the credits roll. Smudging tears from her eyes, she adds, “I’ve tried to stay away from sad movies ever since seeing The Bear.” In that 1989 film, a baby bear watches as his mother is buried in an avalanche. “I was a wreck then, too,” she adds.

A few minutes later, hands wrapped around a warm cup of coffee, Miller has more or less composed herself.

“If I could, I would have this movie shown in every third-grade classroom in the country,” she says. “I’ve actually proposed a curriculum, for the third-grade level, that deals with death and various cultural notions of where people go when they die.

“Every classroom has a gerbil in it, right?” she continues. “Or a hamster or a turtle or a fish or something. And every year one of these classroom pets dies. It’s the perfect time to explore the mystery of death with kids, because sooner or later they’re going to have to deal with it when a family member, a grandparent possibly, passes away. Kids deserve to have their questions answered.”

“And those questions are … ” I wonder.

“The same questions as in the movie,” she replies. “He wanted to know, ‘Where is my Grandpa?’ And then he wanted to know, ‘Is he OK?’ Those are the basic questions. They are the first questions I am ever asked when I work with a new client, and when it’s the parents of a child who’s just died, these questions are very important.

“Of course, I can’t answer those questions. I’m not a psychic. But I can help them incorporate their own beliefs of the afterdeath until they are able to answer the question for themselves.”

“Some film critics have said that this kid is too sophisticated to be a believable 10-year-old,” I mention.

“Not true,” she insists. “First of all, there’s nothing sophisticated about the questions he asks. And kids are smart. They don’t like it when someone is giving them an unsatisfying answer, and they will keep asking more and more complex questions until someone tells them something that makes sense.” She pauses.

“I loved that scene in the toy store,” she goes on. “Surrounded by all those toys. ‘They used to seem magic to me,’ he says. ‘But now they just seem like pieces of plastic.’ With nothing to believe in, his world had lost its magic.

“That’s what it’s all about, really. Its believing in magic. Magic is a child’s word for what we adults might call … what would we call it? It’s the mystical. That which cannot be explained by science or by physics, but which might actually exist anyway. And for the boy in the movie, that magic was gone.” With a slowly building smile that turns into a giggle, she adds.

“But he gets the magic back in the end, doesn’t he? That’s my kind of people.”

Web extra to the April 9-15, 1998 issue of the Sonoma County Independent.

© Metro Publishing Inc.

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