So Fresh, So Clean: The Bidematic attaches to the toilet, bathing the user’s underside with fresh Sonoma County water.

A Bidet Runs through It

How a simple stream of water can change one man’s life

By R. V. Scheide

Ladies and gentlemen, please forgive me, but there’s just no polite way to say this: I haven’t wiped my ass for more than a month. Since installing a bidet in my bathroom at home, I no longer have to rub myself raw with toilet paper. Instead, I direct a bubbling fountain of cool, soothing Sonoma County tap water toward my nether region. In seconds, I’m clean as a whistle. Thanks to my new bidet, keeping clean down there is no longer a problem.

But it definitely was a problem at one time, and I know I wasn’t alone in sharing it. Who among us has not experienced the nagging itch caused by an inadequately cleansed bottom? Yet serious discussion of the topic is strictly taboo and rarely occurs in our culture, even within academic circles.

Instead of asking whether wiping has failed us as a hygienic technique, we point the stained finger of shame and ridicule at ourselves. I once knew a man nicknamed Skidmark because someone had seen his soiled underwear while he was changing for work in the company locker room. What role, if any, did toilet paper play in his humiliation? No one dared to ask.

It’s as if all alternative solutions have been flushed from our minds. Bidets are for sissies like the Japanese and the French. Here in the good old U.S.A., we wipe. We wipe harder, we wipe faster, and most of all, we wipe more. According to toilet-paper industry estimates, it takes 15 million trees annually to satisfy our voracious appetite for butt-wipe. Toilet paper production reached 100 million rolls per day in 2001. One of the latest marketing trends is larger packaging, like the 96-roll bundle offered by discount toilet-paper company ShitBegone (www.shitbegone.com). The company’s motto speaks for us all: “Wipe your mind and your ass will follow.”

All of this merely compounds what Jorge Rebagliati has come to call our “problem.” The Santa Rosa resident and entrepreneur grew up using bidets in his native Argentina, and upon emigrating to the United States, found our culture’s custom more than a little abrasive. On a visit back home, a relative introduced him to a product that has been manufactured in Argentina for the past 20 years, an easy-to-install plumbing fixture that turns any standard toilet bowl into a bidet. Rebagliati had a revelation.

“This is the answer to your problem,” he tells me in his Santa Rosa living room, proudly holding the device, called the Bidematic, up for display. Rebagliati has become its sole U.S. importer, hoping to mainstream use of the product via his one-man company, Quest. Tall, gangly, with gray-tinted red hair, Rebagliati began appearing at local trade shows last December with a banner proclaiming the device to be “the solution to your problems.”

“I didn’t know I had a problem,” more than one person commented snidely. Others skittered away from the Bidematic like it was a chrome spider waiting to spring out of the bowl. “Come closer,” he’d tell them with his lilting accent. “It’s not going to hurt you.” He realized he had a hard sell on his hands when even his progressive friends shied away from the bidet. So far, he’s only sold about 60 of them.

“It’s a paradox,” Rebagliati explains. “Here, there are so many gadgets, you can get a gadget for anything you can think of . . . yet the bidet is still something of a hurdle.”

It was a hurdle I felt compelled to leap. With little urging, Rebagliati loaned me a demo model, a cold-water unit that retails for $129 (a hot-and-cold-water model retails for $147). Unlike the standalone bidet most people are familiar with, the Bidematic is easily installed on your existing toilet, saving space and actually making the whole operation more efficient, since you don’t have to get off one commode to squat and clean yourself over another.

Photograph by R. V. Scheide

Man With a Mission: Jorge Rebagliati has a solution for your ‘problem.’

The Bidematic is a simple enough device, comprised of a control valve and a hinged wand that swings out to the center of the toilet bowl for use and folds neatly back under the rim out of sight afterward. It attaches to the bowl using one of the seat-cover bolts; a braided stainless-steel line attaches to the toilet’s water-supply valve. After installing the demo, I opened the unit’s control valve, and a small fountain of water bubbled straight up out of six tiny nozzles in the wand’s tip. I eagerly anticipated the next morning’s constitutional.

The time came, and after doing my business, I swung the wand out to the center of the bowl and slowly cracked open the Bidematic’s supply valve. I heard the water bubbling up out of the wand, then felt a gentle, cooling spray. I opened the valve further, and the spray intensified into a firm, pulsing jet. If my anus could sigh, it would have. I became an instant convert.

In the month that has passed since then, my appreciation for the bidet has only grown. Like most people who take the plunge, I’ve found that cold water is plenty warm enough for the task and even pleasing to a certain degree. I keep a towel handy for drying off afterward. Because I am so much cleaner, I feel better about myself; there’s a new jaunt to my step.

Wiping is so ingrained in our culture (not to mention our rear ends) that I still sometimes catch myself unconsciously reaching for the roll, like Rush Limbaugh reaching for the Oxycontin. Another aspect of bidet use points more directly to a possible cause of its lack of widespread acceptance in the United States. Because you don’t throw wads of paper into the bowl, you can actually see your own stool.

It startled me the first couple of times, until I realized it has always been down there, hidden beneath a curtain of toilet paper. That’s where we’d like to keep it: hidden. As UC Santa Barbara anthropology professor Francesca Bray notes: “In American culture, excreta must be completely disassociated from the individual generating them. They should be invisible, unscented, and above all anonymous.”

In her study “American Modern: The Foundation of Western Civilization,” (viewable online at www.anth.ucsb.edu/ faculty/bray/toilet/index.html), Bray explores a variety of cultural attitudes toward what might be the most taken-for-granted technological development of the industrial age: the porcelain toilet and the vast system of hidden, underground sewers that support its use. She acknowledges our technological contributions to the field, but still finds us wanting.

“[A]re Americans the world’s cleanest people? They scent their toilet paper and decorate it with flowers, but unlike the Japanese, they are not ‘a people who like to wash their bottoms,’ and neither the French bidet nor the Japanese Toto toilet finds many customers in the United States. We think taking cleanliness so far is dirty.”

Bray, reached by telephone in Santa Barbara, said that assessment is continually verified by “the horrified, shocked reactions of students” every time she presents “American Modern” in class. Why is that we don’t like talking about our own shit?

“It’s just such a delicate question to ask,” she chuckles.

There’s surprisingly little hard data available on the subject of our ablutions. A survey by online retailer Toilet Paper World at www.toiletpaperworld.com finds that the average person uses 57 sheets of toilet paper per day. A smaller informal study revealed that only 60 percent of the respondents look at the paper after wiping. How do the 40 percent who don’t look know that they’re clean? They don’t, and apparently it doesn’t bother them.

“We don’t want to know where our shit goes,” says Larry Robinson, a Sebastopol City Council member and practicing psychoanalyst. “Every organism’s waste is another organism’s food, but there’s some notion that we as human beings are above the cycle of life and death. We don’t want to know what comes out the other end.”

A scholar of European history, Robinson traces our break with nature back to the plagues of the Middle Ages and the industrial revolution that followed. By the 19th century, our modern system of enclosed, underground sewers was in place, just in time for Scott Paper’s introduction of the first toilet-paper roll in 1890. Since then, there’s been no looking back. Our break, Robinson postulates, has metastasized into an abject terror of sexuality and defecation.

“Our ethos of conquest and environmental destruction has distracted us from nature and our own bodies,” he says.

The widespread use of bidets might just help us mend this break with nature, at least according to some distributors of the device. In another one of the many paradoxes swirling around the issue of our own bowel movements, the United States manufactures most of the world’s bidets, yet personal use here remains sporadic. According to American bidet distributor Magic John, “If every household in the U.S. replaced just one roll of 500-sheet virgin-fiber bathroom tissue with 100 percent recycled ones or our bidet, we could save 297,000 trees, 1.2 million cubic feet of landfill space, equal to 1,400 full garbage trucks, and 122 million gallons of water, a year’s supply for 3,500 families of four.”

The water savings cited would come from the manufacturing side of the toilet-paper equation–it takes an enormous amount of water and energy to transform wood into paper. Jorge Rebagliati is convinced that there would also be significant savings of water on our end locally if we all started using bidets. While I have been unable to find a study that compares the two hygienic methods, Susan Keach, an environmental compliance inspector for the Sonoma County Water Agency, thinks the idea has merit.

“It couldn’t hurt to keep the paper out of the water,” she says. Keach became fascinated with human-waste disposal after viewing raw sewage effluent through an electron microscope while a student at UC Davis. As if paraphrasing Robinson, she relates a detailed explanation about how the appetite of microbes for human waste has been harnessed by technology down at the local sewage plant. After they do the dirty work, digesting toxic sewage sludge and excreting a less toxic bio-solid, the microbes are wiped out with chlorine in typical human fashion. The little buggers literally eat shit and die, spending the entirety of their minute lives in a murky stew of feces, dissolved toilet paper, chicken blood, tampons, dental floss, condoms, and anything else that gets flushed down the drain.

Even though toilet paper is designed to completely dissolve in water, the chemicals in it, including carcinogenic dioxins, still become part of the waste stream. Having less paper would make it simpler to reclaim so-called gray water, but Keach doesn’t expect people to rush out and buy bidets anytime soon.

“As long as people flush the toilet and it doesn’t come back up, things are pretty good for most people,” she says. As a culture, we don’t want to know anything more than that. She has a friend who can’t even say the word “poop,” and instead refers to going number two as “the other.” It’s that old, dark fear of what lies beneath. We wash the darkness out to sea, regardless of how much water it takes. “People just think we’ll make more,” Keach says.

Perhaps the most favorable evidence supporting the widespread use of bidets comes from the health field, but once again objective medical data available to the general public is about as thin as the tissue most of us wipe our butts with. We’re left with plausible-sounding claims such as those made by the manufacturer of the Biffy Personal Rinse, a bidet that’s similar to the device being marketed by Rebagliati: “The Biffy Personal Rinse was developed by physicians and nurses for your personal health. Rubbing with paper is not only unclean and archaic, it is very irritating to delicate tissues and spreads bacteria around the rectal and vaginal areas.

“The resulting contamination can feel uncomfortable and lead to vaginal colonization. The problem is more than one of aesthetics and discomfort. Using toilet paper is a major cause of bladder and urinary tract infections. The Biffy is effective at reducing or eliminating urinary tract infections.”

The bidet is recommended by doctors as a primary treatment for hemorrhoids, rashes, anal fissures, and anorectal itching. Some physicians advise their female patients to wash their genitals with a bidet every time they change a feminine pad to maintain ideal cleanliness. It’s also suggested for women recovering from childbirth, patients recovering from colon-rectal surgery, and the disabled who, for whatever reason, can no longer wipe. In more than a few ads for bidets, doctors claim the device may even prevent colon cancer, but I’ve found no study so far that substantiates that.

Despite the lack of hard data, it seems reasonable that just the thought of a device that might prevent surgeons from one day removing a substantial portion of your rectum would create a frenzied run on bidets. We’re tremendously concerned about what we put into our bodies, as countless fad diets demonstrate. But the same has so far not held true for what comes out of our bodies, at least in this country. Our fear of shit trumps even our fear of death.

The writers at the irreverent website Poop Report (www.poopreport.com) aren’t afraid to look at their own shit–or anybody else’s, come to think of it. They’re on a mission to wipe out poop’s terrifying aura, and part of that mission includes the promotion of bidet use. A writer who goes by the name Colon Bowell describes his first experience with the bidet: “I’ve felt the winds of change blow through my bathroom,” he writes. “For once, this wind was not flatulence. Instead, it came in the form of a cool, comforting geyser of water, hosing down my overused undercarriage.”

Bowell thinks that the lack of acceptance for bidets in the United States stems mostly from men, who view them either with a sort of homophobic disgust or as products for the affluent, women, and the infirm. The website recently held a contest to rename the bidet to make it more marketable to red-blooded he-men. “Buttsink” was the top vote-getter, followed by “the rear admiral” and “the gravy drain.”

“Bidet manufacturers of the world, take note,” the Poop Report reports. “Your product has a new name and a new target market. You can’t sell a man a bidet, but you can sell a man a buttsink. And men of the world, take note. You can have a pain-free ass-cleaning experience without feeling like a sissy. You don’t have to feel intimidated or threatened–it’s not a bidet, it’s a buttsink.”

Heath Doolin, a sales manager for Magic John, which markets more than a dozen different Japanese-manufactured bidets in the United States, thinks it’s going to take more than a name change for bidets to become the next big thing.

“Generally, when it comes to private areas like that, people will stick to the tried and true, what they grew up with,” he says. “Once people try it, they find it really works. Before I first started, I thought it was weird. I didn’t want water shooting all over.”

Phone calls to several North Bay plumbing supply stores confirmed that the primary market for the device remains a few affluent home owners who want the latest gadget, customers from cultures where bidets are more accepted, and patients seeking treatment for medical conditions–the same customers Doolin deals with on a daily basis.

“It’s still in its infancy, but we’re getting more and more calls every day,” he says. He thinks it’s going to take some sort of widespread recognition, such as a national hotel chain adopting the bidet, before it really takes off.

“It’s going to take a revolution,” says Jorge Rebagliati. It’s a battle he doesn’t mind leading. “I have a natural instinct to break taboos.”

He’s approached the Santa Rosa Water Conservation Program as well as the Marin Municipal Water District about using the Bidematic as water-conservation device. They’ve yet to get back to him. He’s traveled to Las Vegas, where one major hotel expressed interest in the device before turning him down. An ad in the San Francisco Chronicle produced a few sales, and he’s planning to put up a website soon. And there’s always the construction trade shows.

He’s the Che Guevara of the derriere, this lanky redhead tilting his chrome-plated brass wand at the windmills of our ignorance, at our unspeakable problem. In me, he has already found a convert. Whether he will succeed in his mission, I do not know. However, I do know that if it comes, the revolution will be sanitized.

Bidet-curious? The Bidematic can be purchased locally from Jorge Rebagliati Quest, 707.578.6049. Check out the Biffy Personal Rinse at www.biffy.com. A variety of different bidets can be viewed at www.magicjohn.com.

From the November 20-26, 2003 issue of the North Bay Bohemian.

© Metro Publishing Inc.

How Does Your Garden Grow?: Plants are the gift that keeps on giving, and local nurseries offer a bit of everything.

Pay Dirt

Growing gifts just keep on giving

By Gretchen Giles

On a leaden fall day, some 18 young ones are loaded onto a truck to go east for the winter. Averaging about 20-feet-high, these delicate youths must leave hardier stock behind as they set off to a life of relative ease, vacationing in the temperate leafy climate of Vacaville until spring. The crane has hoisted, a tarpaulin cover is tucked tenderly around them with rope, and these youngsters head–perhaps woefully, perhaps actually not–out of the Neon Palms’ rural Santa Rosa parking lot.

Retailing palm trees of all sizes and varieties, Neon Palm (3525 Stony Point Road; open Monday-Saturday, 10am-5pm, and Sunday, noon-5pm; 707.585.8100) is just one of the many North Bay nurseries specializing in unique, rare, or just plain different plant stocks. While black thumbs proudly abound, each of us has at least one green thumb lurking somewhere on the holiday list–that person who can actually get an avocado tree to grow out of a pit–who deserves a gift.

With this in mind, we set forth to suss out some of the niche plant shops and grow-grounds around, where unusual living gifts can be bought and green thumbs heartily applied. While such established botanical businesses as Harmony Farm Supply, Bassignani Nursery, and the Sloat Garden Center certainly aren’t to be treated like dirt, we sought here to keep from the general to the particular.

Turning to watch his youthful truckload disappear out the drive, Neon Palms acting manager Mike Hewitt assures that a date palm can grow to be over 200 years old, and that the cost will reflect such hard-earned longevity. But a queen palm, the human-sized type with the pineapple-shaped base and a raft of crazy featherlike leaves springing from it, retails in the $45 to $220 range. And the Guadalupe fan, whose trunk resembles nothing so much as an elephant’s leg topped with swordlike fronds, can be placed under a decorated evergreen for roughly $85 to $250.

In the town of Tomales, almost no plant towers higher than a person at the Mostly Natives Nursery (27235 Hwy. 1, Tomales; open Wednesday-Saturday, 10am-4pm, and Sunday, 11am-4pm; 707.878.2009). Named for what it mostly stocks, Mostly Natives features plants found along the trail and on the hillsides stretching from the Pt. Reyes National Seashore north to the Mendocino Coast. Simply going to this nursery may be one of the best ways to settle all arguments provoked by those plants regularly spotted in life and seemingly never parsed in the guidebooks.

For the extra romantic gift giver, $30 (averaging $4 to $7 per plant) could ably produce an entire sketch of the flora featured on a favorite love-hike. Take Douglas iris, add sticky monkey, plant in new sprigs of coyote bush and blue-eyed grass, and most of the high portion of the Muddy Hollow Trail is suddenly encapsulated, a lack of bunnies notwithstanding.

A trip to Pond and Garden (6225 Stony Pt. Road, Cotati; call for winter hours, 707.792.9141) quickly reveals this nursery to be about much more than the fish. Learning of ecstatic reports by other visitors of the spiritual vibe at his place makes co-owner Scott Wilson laugh gently. And then he begins to point out–as do all niche nursery owners asked–exactly all of the plants that he won’t be selling.

“Oh, I’m keeping this hostage for a while,” Wilson smiles, pointing to a bonsai he trained as a teenager 32 years ago. “I’ll get rid of it some day.” Featuring unique steel sculpture (figures by Cricket Seagull are $500 to $700), Pond and Garden is one of the largest retail outlets in the Bay Area to specialize in water plants and “features,” but also has one-of-a-kind conifers, acrobatic pigeons, free mosquito fish, and a heady array of unusual bromeliads, most of which Wilson, again, won’t sell. “But I’ll sell the cuttings,” he says with a promising grin.

Merilee Maertz, co-owner of California Carnivores (2833 Old Gravenstein Hwy. S., Sebastopol; open Thursday-Sunday, 10am-4pm; 707.824.0433), doesn’t need to rely on cuttings now that tissue-culture technology has made reproducing carnivorous plants so much easier. Ducking into the nursery’s hot room, she pulls back the lid of a pitcher plant’s elongated death-pocket to reveal its two sharp fangs. Later, standing in her propagation area, a collection of perhaps 40 children’s plastic swimming pools filled entirely with water-needy flesh-eating plants, Maertz explains that the fanged pitcher was one of only eight kept in the United States just a few years ago. Now she can produce as many as she needs.

Some carnivorous plants can consume as many as 20 flies a day, though Maertz doesn’t keep them for their pesticidal abilities. Those such as the sun pitcher from Venezuela ($100) feature long trails of delicate orchidlike flowers that would be welcome in any formal room; such so-called killer plants are actually quite gorgeous.

California Carnivores doesn’t miss any jokes either, selling Little Shop of Horrors videotapes, “killer plants” puzzles ($8.99), and T-shirts ($18-$24.95) near its register. “I wonder who Audrey should eat next,” Maertz slyly asks, looking at the life-sized display of the man-eating plant from Horrors consuming a Halloween witch in the nursery’s main room. “Santa!” one of her employees happily chirps.

Considering that he owns a place called the Great Petaluma Desert (5010 Bodega Ave., Petaluma; open Friday-Sunday, 10am-4pm; 707.778.8278), it’s surprising to hear Jerry Wright proclaim, “I’m not into cactus. I keep saying that I’ve evolved.” With some 500 species of succulents and, yes, even some cacti available at his nursery, what Wright has evolved into is some serious international importation. Featuring succulents from South Africa, Madagascar, and beyond, Wright says that he has one of the largest collections of caudiforms in the world. He is met with a blank stare. “Plants with a caudex,” he says slowly. Blink. For those in the know, average walk-in customer sales range from $200 to $1,000, and business booms on the Internet.

Like a little Bolinas oasis high up in Occidental, Western Hills Nursery (16250 Coleman Valley Road; open by appointment only through February; 707.874.3731) has one small sign that can only be seen when traveling past in one direction. Owner Maggie Wych likes it that way. A former potato field plowed under some 30 years ago, a three-acre circuit of paths and ponds and bridges now entirely surrounds the retail area, a simple stroll revealing many plants surprising to the eye: hydrangeas with curly stems, maples with curly limbs, and something that appears to be a curly pine.

Wych likes the unusual, propagating from cuttings and seed. “No fruit, no veg,” she says in her distinct English accent. “Other people do that really well, and I just keep to what I do best.” Because of the near-magical setting of the nursery, she encourages people to buy gift certificates rather than plants as presents; it gives an excuse to come back.

Later, she perhaps speaks for all nursery owners when she says, “This is an absolute labor of love. I absolutely adore it. It’s really all that I’m doing all of the time.”

One of a Kind

That’s not all! Here are some other nurseries that help to slake the one-of-a-kind lust.

Bamboo Sourcery. Specializing in that fast-growing grasslike stuff, Bamboo Sourcery not only sells over 200 varieties of bamboo stock, but recently added furniture, fencing, and garden accessories crafted from it to their roster. 666 Wagnon Road, Sebastopol. Plants, $15-$80, regular stock; $15-$250, collectors’ stock. Open by appointment only. 707.823.5866.

Farwell and Sons Rhododendrons. Like roses, rhododendrons both suffer from and are blessed with unusual names. With varieties ranging from the Mrs. G. W. Leak to the saffron meadow to the President Roosevelt to the simple ZZ, Farwell and Sons has some 100 different types of exotic, newly hybridized, and traditional rhodies to choose among. 12983 Bodega Highway, Freestone. Plants, $24-$42.50 each. Open Thursday-Monday, 10am-5pm. 707.823.8415

Geraniaceae. This Kentfield nursery offers only that hardiest of plants, the geranium. But unlike the familiar, dull pinky-red flower, Geraniaceae specializes in unusual kinds of geranium in petal shapes new to nature. In order to keep their stock handy, not all varieties are available for sale, though they will propagate a plant on request. Plants, $4-$7. 122 Hillcrest Ave., Kentfield. Open by appointment only. 415.461.4168.

Petaluma Rose Company. A small, family-run operation that not only sells many different varieties of bare-root and established roses, but also offers practical area advice on getting yours to bloom and keep on blooming in North Bay climes. 581 Gossage Ave., Petaluma. Open Wednesday-Saturday, 9am-4:30pm; Sunday- Monday, by appointment only; closed Tuesdays. 707.769.8862.

Trees of Antiquity. Give the taste of 100 years ago through the certified organic heirloom stock preserved and propagated by Trees of Antiquity. Based in Healdsburg, this outfit doesn’t have a garden to wander per se, but online and catalogue purchasers of their old-fashioned fruits can ably pick their goodies up at the space shared by California Carnivores, where the Trees of Antiquity guys have arranged to drop stock off to customers. Plants, $7-$30. For details, call 805.467.9909. www.treesofantiquity.com.

Wildwood Farm. Specializing in Japanese and other Asian maples, the Wildwood Farm has over 300 varieties of these highly prized trees. The addition of a well-conceived sculpture garden makes for a fun shopping experience. Average price for a two-year-old tree is $35-$125. 10300 Sonoma Hwy., Kenwood. Open Wednesday- Sunday, 9:30am-4pm. 707.833.1161.

From the November 20-26, 2003 issue of the North Bay Bohemian.

© Metro Publishing Inc.

Holiday Staple: ‘The Nutcracker’ gets dusted off and pulled out of the attic again, this year playing all over the North Bay, including Stapleton Ballet’s show at the Marin Center.

Holiday Detours

Take a trip through the North Bay’s marvelous holiday events

By R. V. Scheide

Over the river and through the woods, to grandmother’s house we go. . . . But first, a few minor detours. There are magnificent Victorian homes strewn with holiday lights and decorations to see, marvelous Thanksgiving and Christmas dinners to eat, orchestras and choirs and jug bands to hear, dancers and actors to amuse and enlighten us, dozens of craft fairs to choose from. And the list goes on . . . and on . . . and on. Let no one say the North Bay doesn’t appreciate the holiday season. As this partial list of local celebratory events indicates, we’re quite clearly obsessed with it. But that’s OK, because Grandma has plenty of patience. Just make sure you buy her something nice, and don’t keep her waiting too long.

Bright Lights, Little Cities

Yountville Festival of Lights. The entire wine country town of Yountville will be set aglow with thousands of white lights for this 12th annual month-long festival. A holiday parade, tree-lighting ceremony, ice carving, free gourmet food and wine samples, live musicians and entertainers, and great shopping make this a small-town Christmas celebration to remember. Nov. 24, begins 2pm. Free. 707.944.0904.

Winter Wonderland and Parade of Lights. Bright holiday lights add cheer to the little city by the bay. Nov. 28-29, San Rafael. 415.453.8388.

Kenwood Festival of Lights. Five Kenwood wineries–Blackstone, Chateau St. Jean, Landmark, St. Francis, and Stone Creek–light up Sonoma Valley for this 17th annual festival. Gourmet food and wine pairings and live music and entertainment guarantee a great time. Available designated drivers ($15 extra) ensure a safe ride home. Proceeds benefit Star of the Valley Church’s Neighbor to Neighbor program. Advanced tickets required. Nov. 29, 6-9pm. Kenwood. $25. 800.423.4766.

Santa’s Riverfront Arrival and Horse and Wagon Procession. Santa and Mrs. Claus steam ashore via the tugboat Petaluma, dispersing hundreds of candy canes to gleeful children before joining a stunning, horse-drawn procession of decorated wagons and stagecoaches through Petaluma’s historic downtown district. Nov. 29. Santa lands at Weller Street at noon; procession begins at 1pm. 707.762.9348.

Napa Holiday Parade and Tree Lighting. The theme of the 41st annual Napa Holiday Parade and Tree Lighting is “Home for the Holidays.” Brightly decorated holiday floats, hot chocolate and cookies, and the all-important chestnuts roasting on an open fire will be featured. Mayor Ed Henderson performs the tree-lighting honors. Nov. 29. Parade begins at 4:30pm on First Street. Napa. 707.257.0322.

Win a Decorated Tree. Save time during the holiday season by placing the highest silent bid on decorated trees displayed by downtown Petaluma merchants. Sponsored by the Petaluma Downtown Association, the auction benefits local charities and schools. Nov. 29-Dec. 14. 707.762.9348.

Petaluma City of Lights Driving Tour. If it isn’t clear by now, the residents of this historic Victorian riverfront town go all out during the holidays, adorning houses and storefronts with thousands of lights for the annual decorating competition. Dec. 5-26. To request a free City of Lights Driving Tour map, send a business-size SASE to Petaluma Visitor Center, 800 Baywood Drive, Ste. A, Petaluma, CA 94954. For more information, call the center toll free at 877.273.8258 or go to www.visitpetaluma.com.

Holiday Lighting Ceremony. The San Anselmo chamber of commerce lights up the holidays with typical Marin flare. Dec. 6, 3-7pm. Creek Park, San Anselmo. Free. 415.454.2510.

Trentadue Winery Parade of Lights. Gondola rides, winetasting, Christmas carols, and Santa complement a massive holiday light display at this Alexander Valley winery. Dec. 5, 5-8:30pm. Trentadue Winery, 19170 Geyserville Ave., Geyserville. $5 for tasting (includes $1 donation to Redwood Empire Food Bank). 888.332.3032. www.trentadue.com.

Holiday Arts Festival. Celebrate the 38th annual festival with the friendly residents of San Geronimo. Sit on Santa’s lap and enjoy hot mulled cider, homemade soups, breads and desserts, and the wonderful Lagunitas School Chorus and Band. Dec. 6, noon-8pm. San Geronimo Valley Cultural Center, 6350 Sir Francis Drake Blvd., San Geronimo. 415.488.9385.

Mill Valley Winterfest. What would the holidays be without a little bit of the white stuff? Mill Valley blankets its historic town square with snow for the 10th annual Winterfest Celebration. Santa will be there, of course, along with the Caroling Kids of SingersMarin, music by the Tam High School band, and–yep, you betcha–chestnuts roasting on an open fire. It’s all capped off with a tree-lighting ceremony that illuminates the square’s redwood grove. Bring an unwrapped toy to benefit Toys for Tots. Dec. 7, 11am-5:30pm. Town Square, Mill Valley. 415.394.6500.

Heritage Homes Holiday Parlor Tour. Costumed docents greet visitors for self-guided tours of lavishly decorated parlors in four turn-of-the-century private homes. Dec. 7, 6-9pm. Various Petaluma locations. $15. For tickets, send SASE with enclosed check payable to Heritage Homes to P.O. Box 2152, Petaluma, CA 94953.

Luther Burbank Holiday Open House. Luther Burbank Home and Gardens celebrates the season with its 24th annual self-guided tour of this fabulous Victorian-era home in all its holiday glory. Costumed docents, children’s crafts, fresh-baked cookies, and spiced tea make for a delightful outing. Dec. 7, 10am-4pm. Luther Burbank Home and Gardens, Santa Rosa and Sonoma avenues, Santa Rosa. Free. 707.524.5445.

Victorian Inns Tour Experience. Healdsburg’s classic Victorian inns in all their holiday charm. Dec. 14, 2-4pm. Featured inns are Madrona Manor, 1001 Westside Road; Haydon Street Inn, 321 Haydon St.; Camellia Inn, 211 North St.; Grape Leaf Inn, 539 Johnson St.; and Healdsburg Inn on the Plaza, 110 Matheson St. Healdsburg. Free. 707.433.5228.

Holiday Candlelight Tour. Explore wine country’s most treasured architectural wonders, all decked out for the season on this docent-guided, go-at-your-own pace walking tour presented by Napa County Landmarks. Tour features eight Victorian and period homes in the historic Napa Abajo neighborhood, antique car show, hot and cold libations, and dessert. Dec. 13, 3-8pm. Tour meets at Napa Women’s Club, Franklin and Elm streets, Napa. $25 general admission; $22 members; $10 children under 12. Tickets available by mail, telephone, or, if available, on the day of event. 707.255.1836. www.napacountylandmarks.org.

Holiday Lighted Boat Parade. Did someone say Petaluma takes the holidays seriously? They weren’t kidding, if the glow from this lighted flotilla of yachts and other watercraft anchored in the Petaluma River Turning Basin is any indication. Dec. 13, 6:30pm. Best viewed from Great Petaluma Mill, 6 Petaluma Blvd. N. and B Street. Those interested in participating or in need of more info can call the visitors’ center at 707.769.0429.

Holiday Lights of Cloverdale. The North Coast Wine and Visitor Center presents awards to homes and businesses for Most Lights, Best Decorated, Most Creative, and People’s Choice. Winetasting, appetizers, and trolley tours. Dec. 20, 5-9pm. North Coast Wine and Visitor Center, 105 N. Cloverdale Blvd., Cloverdale. Free. 707.894.0818.

Sounds for the Season

Music from the Masters. The award-winning 47-piece Napa High School Orchestra perform their annual fall concert at the Jarvis Conservatory. Directed by Harry Cadelago, the orchestra have toured from Hawaii to England. Proceeds benefit Napa High School’s music program. Nov. 19, 7:30pm. Jarvis Conservatory, 1711 Main St., Napa. $20 adults; $10 students. 707.255.5445.

A Winter Talisman. Master Scots fiddler Johnny Cunningham and Irish vocalist Susan McKeown team up to present the winter traditions of their homelands via Celtic poetry, music, and song. They still cut the cold with whiskey in Scotland and Ireland, and many of the tunes are old-time drinking ditties. Be fortified. Nov. 21, 8pm. Sebastopol Community Center, 390 Morris St., Sebastopol. $25 reserved; $20 advance general; $23 at the door. 707.823.1511.

A Serenade to Music. Guest soloists Sharon Daniels and Dan Sullivan join the Santa Rosa Symphonic Chorus for this fall concert featuring pieces by Ralph Vaughan Williams and other English composers. Nov. 22, 8pm; Nov. 23, 3pm. Santa Rosa High School Auditorium, 1235 Mendocino Ave., Santa Rosa. $15 adults; $10 seniors and students. 707.579.6030.

Young People’s Chamber Orchestra. Two dozen gifted young musicians compose this string-chamber orchestra directed by Santa Rosa Symphony principal violinist Linda Ghidossi-DeLuca. The program includes Handel’s Harp Concerto, Vittorio Monti’s “Csárdás,” and A Village Wedding, a world premiere by composer in residence Thomas Goss. Nov. 22, 8pm. First United Methodist Church, 1551 Montgomery Drive, Santa Rosa. Tickets available at the door. $8 adults; $5 students and seniors. 707.546.7097, ext. 225.

Brilliant Gifts. Conductor Leif Bjaland and master cellist Min-Ji Kim lead the Marin Symphony through works by Beethoven, Barber, and Dvorák. Nov. 23 and 25, 7:30pm. Marin Center’s Veterans Auditorium, 10 Avenue of the Flags, San Rafael. Tickets are $22, $37, and $49 (50 percent off with student ID). 415.499.6800.

San Francisco Gay Men’s Choir. The San Francisco Gay Men’s Choir graces Santa Rosa with its manifold voices this season once again. And, once again, their performance benefits the worthy Face to Face/Sonoma County AIDS Network. Dec. 14, 5pm reception; 6pm performance. Jackson Theater, Sonoma Country Day School, 4400 Day Schoo Place, Santa Rosa. $20. 707.544.1581.

Carols in the Caves. You don’t have to be a spelunker to enjoy eccentric acoustic musical improvisator David Auerbach’s strange and wonderful Carols in the Caves events. Auberbach plays his interpretations of holiday favorites on his own handmade instruments Nov. 29, 7:30pm, Sebastinani Vineyards and Winery, 389 Fourth St., Sonoma; Dec. 6-7, 7pm, Scug Carneros Winery, 602 Bonneau Road, Sonoma; Dec.13-14, 2pm, Hans Fahden Vineyards, 4855 Petrified Road, Calistoga; Dec. 20-21, 2pm, Frazier Winery, 60 Rapp Lane, Napa; Dec. 27, 7:30pm, and Dec. 28, 7pm, A Year’s End Concert, Buena Vista Winery, 18000 Old Winery Road, Sonoma. $38 all events. 702.224.4222. www.carolsinthecaves.com.

Occidental Community Choir. The Occidental Community Choir blend original, traditional, and inspirational music in their 25th annual celebration of the holidays and the winter solstice. Recipient of the Bohemian‘s 2003 Indy Award for being a “cultural gem,” the choir, directed by Doug Bowes, will perform four local concerts this season. Dec. 6, 8pm, and Dec. 7, 3pm, St. Phillips Catholic Center, Occidental ($10; free ages 14 and under); Dec. 13, 8pm, Sebastopol United Methodist Church, Sebastopol ($10; free ages 14 and under); Dec. 14, 3pm, Church of Incarnation, Santa Rosa (free for all ages). 707.547.0204.

The Edlos. The zany a cappella group return to the North Bay with their special blend of musical/theatrical performance guaranteed to make audiences laugh, sigh, swoon, cry, or all of the above. Dec. 5, 8pm, Raven Theater, 115 North St., Healdsburg ($18 adults; $10 ages 17 and under), 707.433.6335, www.healdsburgpat.org; Dec. 13, 8pm, Showcase Theater, Marin Center, 10 Avenue of the Flags, San Rafael. 415.499.6800.

Ancient Glory: Early Music for the Christmas Season. Northern California’s oldest Renaissance ensemble, the Festival Consort, exclusively perform music from the 15th, 16th, and 17th centuries using period instruments such as shawms, recorders, crumhorns, and the hurdy-gurdy. Dec. 8, 12:15pm, Santa Rosa Junior College, Newman Auditorium,1501 Mendocino Ave., Santa Rosa, 707.527.4372; Dec. 10, 7pm, Petaluma Campus, 680 Sonoma Mountain Parkway, Petaluma. Both events are free. 707.778.3801.

Holiday Choral Concert. The renowned Jarvis Conservatory in Napa leads three top local high school choral ensembles–the Napa High School Chamber Choir, Santa Rosa High School Chamber, and Monte Vista Chamber Choir from Danville–in this annual event. Proceeds go directly to the schools’ music programs. Dec. 13, 7pm. Jarvis Conservatory, 1711 Main St., Napa. $25 adults; $15 students. 707.255.5445.

Family Concerts at Churchill Manor. Pocket Opera maestro and pianist Donald Pippin, soprano Marcia Cope-Hart, mezzo Margery Tede, and baritone Tim Campell perform selections from Hansel and Gretel, The Magic Flute, and other holiday fare. This family-oriented event is sponsored by Napa Valley Music Associates. Dec. 14, 2:30pm. Churchill Manor, 485 Brown St., Napa. $20 (discounts available for students, seniors, and families with children under 12). 707.252.8671.

Christmas Jug Band. Rancho Nicasio goes hillbilly deluxe for the holidays with the Bay Area’s renowned Christmas Jug Band. Featuring the Accordions from Hell, these mirthful lads know how to make merry. Dec. 14, call for time. Rancho Nicasio, On the Town Square, Nicasio. Call for ticket prices. 415.662.2219. www.ranchonicasio.com.

‘Tis the Season. Director Betty Zukov and accompanist Susan Nelson lead the Healdsburg Community Chorus in a concert of holiday hits. Dec.14, 4pm; Dec 15, 7pm. Healdsburg Community Church, 1100 University Ave., Healdsburg. $8 adults; $6 seniors and children under 12. 707.433.8513.

Chanticleer: An Orchestra of Voices. San Francisco’s internationally acclaimed 12-man a cappella choral ensemble pay a visit to Petaluma during their annual Christmas tour of the Bay Area. Dec. 15, 6pm and 8:30pm. St. Vincent Church, 35 Liberty St., Petaluma. General: $25; $37 and $34 reserved. Students and seniors: $22; $34 and $31 reserved. 800.407.1400. www.chanticleer.org.

Free Band Concert. Co-directors Lew Sbrana and Bert Williams lead the Healdsburg Community Band through a slew of holiday classics. Dec. 16, 7:30pm. Raven Theater, 115 North St., Healdsburg. Free. 707.433.6335. www.healdsburgpat.org.

Redwood Empire Sing-Along Messiah. The 23rd annual performance of George F. Handel’s Messiah, with conductor R. Daniel Earl, guest soloists Lisa May of Castro Valley, Katharine Willens of Sebastopol, and tenor Andrew DelMonte of Windsor. The Baroque Sinfonia orchestra and a 100-voice onstage chorus help the audience sing along. Proceeds benefit Hospital Chaplaincy Services in Sonoma County. Dec. 17, 7:30pm. LBC, 50 Mark West Springs Road, Santa Rosa. $16; $12 seniors and students. 707.537.6809. www.sing-along-messiah.org.

All-Star Jug Band. Playing the jug is easy–just put your lips together and blow. OK, it’s not that easy, but these local musical stars put on one heck of a holiday hootenanny. Dec. 20. Call for time. Raven Theater, 115 North St., Healdsburg. Call for ticket prices. 707.433.6335. www.healdsburgpat.org.

Adult Holiday Concert. St. Vincent’s Church hosts Petaluma Sings! a collaboration between Petaluma Women’s Chorus and the Cinnebar Chamber Singers, in a performance of Ariel Ramirez’s folk drama of the Nativity, Navidad Nuestra. Dec. 20, 8pm. St. Vincent’s Church, 35 Liberty St., Petaluma. $12; $10 seniors and students; $8 children 12 and under. 707.763.8920.

Christmas Jug Band. One needn’t be a hobo to appreciate this eight-man all-acoustic jug-band combo. A 25-year favorite on the Bay Area Yuletide circuit, their first album, Mistletoe Jam, has just been re-released on CD. Dec. 20, 3pm and 7:30pm. Marin Center’s Veterans Auditorium, 10 Avenue of the Flags, San Rafael. Call for ticket prices. 415.499.6800.

‘Tis the Season: World Traditions. SingersMarin, five choral ensembles led by artistic director Jan Pedersen Schiff, celebrate holiday traditions from around the world, including Hanukkah songs and traditional winter favorites. Dec. 20, 1pm and 5pm. Marin Center’s Veterans Auditorium, 10 Avenue of the Flags, San Rafael. Tickets are $26 and $21; $14 seniors and children under 12. 415.499.6800.

Holiday Concert by Candlelight. The Marin Symphony Chamber Orchestra and Chamber Chorus perform by candlelight at St. Raphael’s Church for two special holiday concerts. Conducted by Stephen McKersie, the concerts feature the music of Durante, Bach, Rutter, and Biebel, plus an audience sing-along of traditional carols. Dec. 6, 7:30pm; Dec. 7, 4pm. St. Raphael’s Church, 1004 Fifth Ave., San Rafael. 415.479.8100.

Kwanzaa Celebration. Sausalito’s Bay Area Discovery Museum holds its 16th annual Kwanzaa Celebration, a joyous, fun-filled event that honors African-American family and community. Highlights include hands-on activities for children and adults, live dance and musical performances, and soul food. Dec. 26, noon-4pm. Bay Area Discovery Museum, 557 McReynolds Road, Sausalito. 415.487.4398. www.badm.org.

Dance Through the Holidays

”Twas the Night before Christmas.’ Teresa Lubarsky’s Healdsburg Ballet perform a full-length story ballet based on the classic Christmas poem. Dec. 6, 7:30pm; Dec. 7, 2:30pm. Jackson Theater, Sonoma Country Day School, 4400 Day School Place, Santa Rosa. $17 adults; $12 seniors and children under 12. 707.431.7617.

Stapleton Ballet ‘Nutcracker.’ Join Clara on a dreamy, magical journey to the Land of the Sweets in the Stapleton Ballet’s production of The Nutcracker. Featuring extravagant sets and costumes and 100 trained ballet dancers, artistic director Virginia Stapleton’s rendition of the holiday favorite is a perennial hit. Dec. 6, 1pm and 5pm; Dec. 7, 1pm. Marin Center’s Veterans Auditorium, 10 Avenue of the Flags, San Rafael. $21; $14 youth and seniors. 415.499.6800.

Marin Ballet ‘Nutcracker.’ The North Bay’s most lavish production of the holiday classic, Marin Ballet’s Nutcracker features costumes by David O. Roberts and sets designed at New York’s Metropolitan Opera by Miguel Romeo. Performers include professional guest dancers and 150 students from Marin’s nationally recognized dance training center. Dec. 13 and 14, 1pm and 5pm. Marin Center’s Veterans Auditorium, 10 Avenue of the Flags, San Rafael. $28; $16 youth and seniors. 415.499.6800.

‘Not a Nutcracker.’ The superlative Savage Jazz Dance Company perform to Duke Ellington’s interpretation of Tchaikovsky’s Nutcracker in a new work artistic director Reginald Ray-Savage nicknamed Not a Nutcracker. Proceeds benefit Marin County’s Cascade Canyon School in Fairfax. Dec. 14, 2pm. Showcase Theater, Marin Center, 10 Avenue of the Flags, San Rafael. $30 adults; $15 students 17 and under. 415.499.6800.

Ballet Califia’s ‘Nutcracker.’ Ballet Califia cofounder and artistic director David McNaughton presents Tchaikovsky’s Christmas classic. Dec. 19, 8pm; Dec. 20, 2:30pm and 8pm; Dec. 21, 2:30pm. Spreckels Performing Arts Center, 5409 Snyder Lane, Rohnert Park. $16; $12 seniors and youth. 707.588.3430.

Sophie and the Enchanted Toy Shop. An enchanting, full-length children’s ballet performed by more than 90 dancers from Marin Dance Theater. Watch in awe as Valentina Ballerina and the Dancing Bear come to life amid a Dickensian street scene. Dec. 20, 1pm and 5pm. Marin Center’s Veterans Auditorium, 10 Avenue of the Flags, San Rafael. Tickets are $21 and $26; $14 seniors and children under 12. 415.499.6800.

Ballet Folklórico de Mexico de Amalia Hernández. Mexico’s finest dance company bring Christmas south-of-the-border-style to the North Bay. An accomplished, colorful company, Ballet Folklórico de Mexico de Amalia Hernández is just the ticket for dance fans searching for something new this Christmas. Dec. 28, 3pm. Marin Center’s Veterans Auditorium, 10 Avenue of the Flags. $25-$45; $18 students under 18. 415.499.6800.

‘Las Posadas.’ Las Posada (The Inns) is a bilingual event based on the traditional Mexican celebration honoring Mary and Joseph. The story of their journey to Bethlehem is told through music and dance in an atmosphere that promotes sharing between cultures. Sponsored by the Mother Lode Musical Theater and Dance Palace Community Center in Pt. Reyes Station. Dec. 13, 2pm. The Dance Palace, Fifth and B streets, Pt. Reyes Station. Free. 415.663.1075.

Seasoned Musicals and Drama

‘The Lion in Winter.’ A staged reading of James Goldman’s novel set around Christmas 1183 and Henry II’s comedic efforts to choose a successor to the throne. Presented by the Sonoma Community Center and Sonoma Readers’ Theatre. Nov. 14-15 and 21-22, 8pm. Backstage Theater, Sonoma Community Theater, 276 E. Napa St., Sonoma. $8; $7 members. 707.938.4626, ext. 1.

‘Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.’ The Novato Community Players present the biblical saga of Joseph and his coat of many colors. Nov. 14-15 and 21-22, 8pm; Nov. 16 and 23, 3pm. The Novato Community House, 908 Machin Ave., Novato. 415.892.3005.

‘My Three Angels.’ The Ross Valley Players present a holiday play with a twist: the three angels referred to in the title are convicts, the unlikely saviors of a family living in French Guyana. Directed by Linda Dunn. Nov. 14-15, 21-22, 28-29, Dec. 5-6, 12-13, and 19-20, 8pm; Dec. 4, 11, and 18, 7:30pm; Dec. 7, 14, and 21, 2pm. The Barn Theater, Marin Art and Garden Center, 30 Sir Francis Drake Blvd., Ross. $17; $14 youth 14 and under; $12 for all on Thursdays. 415.456.9555.

Four Days of Storytelling and Cartooning Fun. The Charles M. Schulz Museum presents storytellers and cartoonists Joe Wos and Kevin Fagan for a special Thanksgiving engagement. Wos will demonstrate his famous quick-drawing comedy and teach a cartooning workshop; Fagan presents a “chalk talk” of his popular comic strip, “Honeybunch.” Joe Wos appears Nov. 26, 12:30pm, 2:30pm, and 4:30pm, and Nov. 28, 2pm and 3:45pm. Fagan appears Nov. 28, 1pm. Charles M. Schulz Museum, 2301 Hardies Lane, Santa Rosa. $8 adults; $5 seniors; free for members and students under 18 with ID. 707.579.4452. www.schulzmuseum.org.

‘A Christmas Carol.’ Director Sarah Rose Best and Dreamweavers Theatre present Dickens’ classic holiday tale of personal transformation. This postmodern update is a play within a play, as characters from a traveling theater troupe become the roles they’ve been playing onstage. Dec. 5-6, 12-13, and 19-20, 8pm; Dec. 7, 14, 21, and 24 (Christmas Eve), 2pm. Dreamweavers Theatre, 1637 Imola Ave., Napa. 707.255.5483.

‘It’s a Wonderful Life.’ Frank Capra has nothing on the Cinnabar Young Repertory Theater’s live production of the classic holiday film. Dec. 5-6, 12-13, and 19-20, 7:30 pm; Dec. 14 and 21, 2pm. Cinnabar Theater, 3333 Petaluma Blvd. N., Petaluma. $12; $8 children 12 and under. 707.763.8920. www.cinnabartheater.org.

‘Fully Committed.’ Becky Mode’s critically acclaimed play is one-man tour de force directed by and starring Argo Thompson. A special holiday production by Actors Theatre. Dec 11-13 and 18-20, 8pm; Dec. 14 and 21, 2 pm. Actors Theatre, LBC, 50 Mark West Springs Road, Santa Rosa. $22; $18 seniors; $15 youth 21 and under. 707.523.4185. www.actorstheatre.com.

‘Pinocchio.’ Imagination Foundation’s annual production features young actors drawn from the community in the classic tale of the puppet boy whose nose grows when he tells a lie. Dec. 15-16, call for time and ticket prices. Raven Theater, 115 North St., Healdsburg. 707.433.6335. www.healdsburgpat.org.

Faire Thee Well

Holiday Art Sale. The Sebastopol Center for the Arts opens up its doors for a sale and members’ show. Buy yourself a little something special–forget the gifts. It starts Nov. 20 and goes all the way through Jan. 4, so post-holiday gifting is entirely sanctioned. Center for the Arts, 6780 Depot Street, Sebastopol. Free. 707.829.4797. www.sebarts.org.

Gifts ‘n’ Tyme. Napa Valley Exposition event with 82 booths featuring handmade arts and crafts and homemade foods. Nov. 21, 11am-6pm; Nov. 22, 10am-6pm; Nov. 23, 11am-5pm. Chardonnay Hall, Napa Valley Exposition, 575 Third St., Napa. 925.372.8961.

Holiday Jubilee. Bring your shopping list to this juried exhibition of crafts and food items. Nov. 21, 11am-7pm; Nov. 22, 11am-5pm. Sonoma Country Day School, 4400 Day School Place, Santa Rosa. $5 adults; $2 children. 707.431.7617. www.holidayjubilee.com.

Cultural Center Craft Faire. Bypass the holiday crowds and head to bucolic San Geronimo for homemade gifts such as jewelry, clothing, candles, etc. Nov. 22, 10am-6pm; Nov. 23, noon-5pm. San Geronimo Valley Cultural Center, 6350 Sir Francis Drake Blvd., San Geronimo. 415.488.9385.

Season of Hope Craft Fair. Homemade crafts for the holidays. Nov. 28-29, 9am-4pm. American Legion Hall, 1240 Pearl St., Napa. 707.265.0685.

Chateau Souverain Crafts Fair. Homemade crafts and specialty-food vendors highlight this fair in the quaint little town of Geyserville. Nov. 28-29, Chateau Souverain, 400 Souverain Road, Geyserville. 707.433.8281.

Christmas Crafts Faire. Handcrafted, affordable gifts include jewelry, pottery, dolls, dried-flower arrangements, ceramics, ornaments, and much more. Proceeds benefit Russian River Watershed Protection Committee. Nov. 28-30, 10am-5pm. Santa Rosa Veterans Auditorium, 1351 Maple Ave., Santa Rosa. 707.869.0054.

Herbal Holiday Gift Making. Autumn Summers teaches how to make gifts from the heart using herbs, spices, and flowers. Learn how to make your own lip balm, dream pillows, creams, bath salts, and more. Dec. 6, 10am-2:30pm. California School of Herbal Studies, 9309 Hwy. 116, Forestville. $45-$60 sliding scale. 707.887.7457.

Spirit of Christmas Crafts Faire. For the 27th annual event at the Sonoma County Fairgrounds, a new Santa’s North Pole village theme provides the holiday spirit, along with hundreds of vendor booths, wine and food tasting, and more. Nov. 28, Dec. 5, and 12, noon-8pm; Nov. 29-30, Dec. 6-7, and 13-14, 10am-6pm. Sonoma County Fairgrounds, 1350 Bennett Valley Road, Santa Rosa. $5 adults; $2 seniors and kids; seniors free on Friday. 707.575.9355.

Dance Palace Holiday Crafts Fair. Handcrafted gifts and delicious refreshments in scenic Pt. Reyes Station. Dec. 5-7, the Dance Palace, Fifth and B streets, Pt. Reyes Station. 415.663.1075.

Holiday Craft Faire. Dec. 5-6. Novato. 415.893.7940.

Antique and Collectors’ Fair. Elegant china, silver, glassware, pottery, linens, Christmas ornaments and much more are available at this antique showcase. Dec. 6, 10am-6pm; Dec. 7, 10am-5pm. Exhibit Hall, Marin Center, 10 Avenue of the Flags, San Rafael. $5 at door only. www.goldengateshows.com.

Annual Holiday Crafts Fair. The Occidental Community Council presents the 18th annual crafts fair, featuring hand-woven shawls, ornaments, one-of-a-kind jewelry, ethnic pottery, and more. Dec. 13-14, 10am-5pm, Occidental Community Center, corner of Graton Road and Bohemian Highway, Occidental. 707.874.1673.

Holiday Wining and Dining

Holiday Affair. Ferrari-Carano kicks off the season with its 17th annual harvest and holiday celebration featuring fine food and wine, and strolls through beautiful gardens. Nov. 15, 11am-4pm. Ferrari-Carano, 8761 Dry Creek Road, Healdsburg. $15. 800.831.0381.

Holiday Dinner. St. Francis Winery pulls out all the stops for its final dinner of the year. Menu features field greens with stilton, prime rib with au jus and Yorkshire pudding, and Zinfandel sorbet, plus an excellent selection of St. Francis wines. Nov. 15, 6:30-9:30pm. St. Francis Winery, 100 Pythian Road, Santa Rosa. $95 public; $85 Patrons Wine Club members. 800.543.7713.

Holiday Open House. Paradise Ridge Winery unveils the highly anticipated Rockpile Appellation 2000 Cabernet Sauvingnon, and the public is invited. Meet the owners and the winemakers, sample wines and delicious hors d’oeuvres, and appreciate new art by Pamela Stefl. Nov. 28, 11am-5:30pm. Paradise Ridge Winery, 4545 Thomas Lake Harris Drive, Santa Rosa. Free. 707.528.9463.

Heart of Sonoma Valley Holiday Open House. Wineries in Glen Ellen and Kenwood throw open their doors in the spirit of the season. Two days of gourmet food and wine pairings at Arrowood, Blackstone, Chateau St. Jean, Family Wineries, Kunde Estate, Ledson, Mayo, St. Francis, Stone Creek, Wellington, and the Wine Room. Nov. 28-29, 11am-4:30pm. Kenwood and Glen Ellen. $20; free for designated drivers. 800.543.7713, ext. 242.

Holiday Ball. Support the Queen of the Valley at the third annual holiday ball, featuring gourmet dining, dancing, and live and silent auctions. Proceeds benefit Queen of the Valley Hospital. Black tie welcome, but optional. Dec. 7, 5:30pm-11pm. Silverado Country Club, 1600 Atlas Peak Road, Napa. $175 per person. 707.251.1882.

Holiday Victorian Tea. Be prim and proper as the Petaluma Historical Library and Museum hosts its annual Victorian Tea. Servants in authentic dress serve tea in authentic bone china, inside elaborately decorated Victorian museum. Proceeds benefit museum. Dec. 7 reserved seatings at 11am, 2pm, and 5pm. Petaluma Historical Library and Museum, 20 Fourth St., Petaluma. 877.273.8258.

Lifting Spirits

Toys for Tots Motorcycle Run. Fire up the bike, strap on some toys to donate to disadvantaged youth, and join the Cloverdale Lions Club for its annual Toys for Tots Motorcycle Run. Motorcycles rendezvous at Cloverdale Citrus Fair Parking Lot in Cloverdale. Nov. 28, 9am registration, 11am run. 707.894.5585.

Light and Song in the Dark of the Year. John Tarrant, director of Pacific Zen Institute, and Gator Beat bandleader Rich Domingue lead a meditation inside James Turrell’s installation Raemar to prepare for the hectic holidays. Dec. 3, 6-8pm. Sonoma County Museum, 425 Seventh St., Santa Rosa. Free. Reservations required. 707.579.1500.

Holiday Blues. When a family member or a loved one faces a life-threatening illness, the holidays can be especially trying. Hospice is here to help. For those who have recently lost a loved one, Hospice of Petaluma and Memorial Hospice in Santa Rosa offer special drop-in support clinics to cope with stress and grief that can come with the holidays. Nov. 18-Dec. 30, Tuesday evenings, Memorial Hospice, 821 Mendocino Ave., Santa Rosa, 707.568.1094; Nov. 18-Dec. 30, Hospice of Petaluma, 416 Payran St., Petaluma, 707.778.6242.

Service of Remembrance. Sutter VNA and Hospice hosts annual service to honor the memory of loved ones who have passed on. Candles will be lighted and names read during this nondenominational service. Call 707.535.5780 to RSVP and have the name of your loved one read at this very special event. Dec. 3, 6:30-7:30pm. Sonoma Country Day School, 4400 Day School Place, Santa Rosa. 707.535.5780.

Light Up a Life. Help Hospice of Petaluma lift sagging spirits by attending the annual tree-lighting ceremony. A $10 donation purchases a light to symbolize the life, hopes, and dreams of a loved one. Lights will help illuminate three majestic evergreen trees through holiday season. Dec. 5, 7pm. Center Park, Petaluma Boulevard North, Petaluma. 707.778.6242.

From the November 13-19, 2003 issue of the North Bay Bohemian.

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