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By Gabe Meline

It’s easy to forget that there’s music even happening at this weekend’s Ice Flo event, what with all the painstaking detail to which the organizers have gone to ensure that the night is as beautifully bizarre as an evening at Burning Man. Along with an outdoor cabaret stage showcasing circus acts and a tribal fire collective, there’s the promise of wandering Burleskimos, old-fashioned cigarette girls dressed in “furkinis.” Add to the mix art displays, massage tables and the Amrita Bollywood Dancers, and you’re looking at a night to remember any way you slice it.

But wait! There’s also the seductive ukelele undulations of soul singer Rose Harting, the deconstructive consciousness-marauding of Pumps:Fire and the organizers of the event, Baby Seal Club. If Belle and Sebastian had hung out in more graveyards, they’d be writing songs like “Tethered to My Wrist,” a wryly pensive folk lamentation with shared harmonies by Baby Seal Club’s El Fudo and Choklit Chanteuse, and it’s fitting that the band close the show; last year, says BSC’s cocktail drummer Stache, Baby Seal Club were one of only a handful of live bands at Burning Man. To properly compete with the overabundance of DJs, the band had to perform on top of a pirate bus, driving around the Playa, until a sandstorm ultimately ruined their equipment.

This year, the band aim to build a large traveling blue ice stage–more securely shielded by the elements–on the back of a flatbed truck, and all funds raised by Ice Flo go toward this grand aim. Whether you care about Burning Man or not, it’s sure to be a night you can regale your dad with the next morning when you groggily take him out to Father’s Day breakfast.

Ice Flo goes down on Saturday, June 16, at the Sebastopol Brewing Company. 268 Petaluma Ave, Sebastopol. 8pm to 2am. $10; arctic attire recommended. 707.823.7837.




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June 13-19, 2007

Dear Sydney, I’m moving in with my boyfriend. Neither of us wants children. We both seek out holistic healthcare, avoid prescription drugs, etc. We’ve been relying on a cervical cap and tracking my menstrual cycle for birth control. The cap has not been ideal, and since we’ll now be living together, and able to have more regular sex, I’d like us to revisit our birth-control choices. I think it would be ideal for him to get a vasectomy, but he’s freaked out about being altered in this way. He does have a history of some difficulties with his genitalia–emergency testicular surgeries, unexplained urination difficulties and so forth–so I do empathize with his reluctance to further “mess” with his business. However, I feel frustrated that birth control seems to be up to me. What do you think I should I do?–Too Much Information

Dear TMI: It’s understandable that your boyfriend would find the idea of a vasectomy frightening, especially considering his past experiences. But even without such a history, many men find the vasectomy option, well, not to be an option at all. The colloquial assurance that “it’s just a little snip, snip,” usually accompanied by slicing movements of the fingers, does little to assuage these men’s fears. The best way to proceed is to do an extravagant amount of research. Do the research yourself, and then make it readily accessible to him. Maybe if he does enough reading and has a chance to let the idea settle, he will change his mind. This is a big deal, and he should not have to go into it in fear.

Go to your gynecologist and talk to him or her about getting an IUD as an interim measure for avoiding pregnancy. The IUD is only appropriate for people in monogamous relationships, as the little string that hangs down acts like a wick for STD’s, sending them right into your uterus. But as long as the two of you are monogamous with each other, the IUD is a miraculous device. Let your partner know that this is a temporary fix, but one that you are willing to do while you research and decide, together, if a vasectomy is the best and safest way to go for both of you.

Dear Sydney, I have a number of friends who have obsessive relationships with messed-up people. There seems to be this “I’ll save you” dynamic going on that I see repeated over and over again. I get dramatic and emotional calls from my friends at all hours, asking for my support because of their messed-up relationship. But when I try to give them honest advice, no matter what I tell them, they seem to fit it into their own vision of things. They ask for help, but they don’t want to hear it. What is my obligation as far as being a support system to friends in negative relationships? How do you help and support someone who seems to have a twisted vision of the facts?–Unplugging My Phone

Dear Unplugged: You’re under no obligation to help them at all. However, part of being a friend often means acting as a sounding board when the people you care about have something that they need to talk about. It’s up to you to draw the line, to define how late in the evening and how early in the morning you are willing to accept calls, and to decide how many of your waking hours you want to spend listening to someone, no matter how dear, wax on about the miserable nature of her relationship.

What you have noticed, and seem to be taking umbrage to, is not so much that your friends can’t find the sort of love you feel they deserve, but that they refuse to listen to reason. When other people say negative things about the person we love, we often become defensive and act as if we’re being personally criticized–and yet we reserve the right to talk about how horrible our loved one is until the sun goes down. The fact that many of us do this doesn’t make it any less irritating.

Let your friends know that if they don’t want your honest opinion, if all they want is someone to listen to them vent (as if you were their own personal diary page and they are painting you with their miseries), then fine, as long as they are up front about it. And let them know in advance that you would prefer if they didn’t ask you for advice if they don’t want to be in any way receptive to your answers.

Dear Sydney, what’s going through the mind of the guy who pulls into a local market’s parking lot driving a huge audacious truck with giant knobby tires, rips into a parking spot, taking up two, and almost running over a number of other drivers in the process? I wonder if he has a sort of global counterpart, some big burly guy who is parking his ox cart somewhere in the world, running other people off the road and sauntering into their equivalent of our local market. Is this guy just an arrogant American? Or is this personality type to be found across the world? I guess I’m wondering if this is a problem with humanity, or what.–No Parking

Dear No Parking: Though this specific brand of male may exhibit traits that exemplify machismo in our culture, there are traits across the world that men in other cultures must imitate if they want to be studs. I know that most liberal Americans feel obligated to America-bash, a habit that has only grown worse since the re-election of George W. Bush and the onslaught of this despicable war. I hear good liberals across the country echoing disgust for their own countrymen over and over and over again, and it’s hard not to get discouraged, to wonder, ‘How is life on this planet going to keep on going if this is where we place value, in our egos and the size of our trucks?’

Personally, I prefer to look at egocentrism and lack of regard for others as a global problem. Maybe this isn’t a good liberal attitude, maybe I should be more self-flagellating about it, but I can’t help but feel that ignorance and stupidity are not American conditions; they are global ones. If they weren’t, then why are people across the globe actively destroying the earth and each other with as much verve as they can muster? Though I wish that ignorance were something confined within our borders, I see no solid evidence that this is the case.

‘Ask Sydney’ is penned by a Sonoma County resident. There is no question too big, too small or too off-the-wall. Inquire at www.asksydney.com or write as*******@*on.net.

No question too big, too small or too off-the-wall.


News Briefs

June 13-19, 2007

No changes yet

Students at Redwood Middle School in Napa finished classes June 8 still following a dress code that dictates a limited range of colors–white, yellow, green, blue, brown, khaki, black and gray–and only three fabrics; cotton twill, corduroy or chino. As reported earlier in these pages ( May 2), the ACLU and a private law firm challenged the dress code this spring on behalf of six students from five families, saying they should be allowed to “opt out” of what amounts to a school uniform. With school district lawyers arguing that overturning the dress code would seriously weaken the school’s authority, a judge took into consideration a motion for a preliminary injunction to stop enforcement of the dress code, but didn’t rule before classes ended. “We’re waiting for a ruling,” says private attorney Sharon O’Grady. “School starts again in a couple of months, so the issue’s not over yet.”

Needles as carrots

Sonoma County currently only has one needle-exchange program, but more are due to be established thanks to a state contract giving the Drug Abuse Alternatives Center (DAAC) $75,000 annually for the next three years, starting Sept. 1. Under state law, the money can’t be used to pay for needles; rather, the funds will support expansion of the program and such services provided through the needle exchange program as free HIV and hepatitis C testing, infectious disease and drug use education and counseling and treatment referrals if appropriate, explains DAAC executive director Michael Spielman. He adds that for some addicts, the disease-fighting syringe exchange is their first contact on the road to recovery. “It’s the carrot approach rather than the stick approach.” DAAC was one of the top 10 agencies selected to receive the money out of 29 applicants statewide.

Cleaning tomales bay

This summer and fall, officials at Point Reyes National Seashore will be watching to see if keeping livestock away from creeks and springs, repairing ranch roads and stabilizing gullies can help clean up Tomales Bay. The goal is to evaluate the effectiveness of 10 demonstration projects along waterways flowing into Tomales Bay, according to John Dell’Osso of the Point Reyes National Seashore. Heavy winter rains often sweep muddy sediment into the waterways, along with animal waste from agricultural operations, septic tank contents and other impurities. This harms the water quality and closes shellfish operations. Tomales Bay is currently listed as impaired by the Regional Water Quality Control Board because of pathogens, sediment, nutrients and mercury. The 10 demonstration projects are part of ongoing efforts to clean the waterways.


Letters to the Editor

June 13-19, 2007

Explaining the museum

Thank you, Gretchen Giles, for pointing out the surprising lack of financial support for the visual arts in Sonoma County (Critic’s Choice, “Making Sense of the Place,” May 23 print edition). However, I don’t think George Rose deserves the lashing he received, and Kendall-Jackson did not completely underwrite the “Art of Terroir” show.

Landscape photography is a popular genre that is appreciated, admired and practiced by many. In keeping with the mission of the museum, this is just one in over 25 shows from the past five years where the museum has striven to provide the county with a range of exhibitions, mostly ambitious and challenging, and succeeding exceptionally well with nominal and fractured support from the community at large.

A large-scale exhibition on the level of James Turrell, Hassel Smith, Pond Farm, “Botany 12,” “Mapping the Pacific Coast” or Robert Hudson–to name several–as well as any history exhibition, costs the museum well over $30,000 and serves every school kid and teacher with free school bussing, free guided tours and free education materials that meet California State Content Standards for grade levels K&–12, plus monthly free family days, and bimonthly education programs, not to mention great parties, openings and outings.

Additionally, the museum expends considerable resources in the stewardship of its permanent collection of art and material culture. Unlike any other regional collection, the museum’s is incredibly diverse, from fine art to historical artifact. The museum’s programming is guided by the mission of capturing Sonoma County’s many cultural facets and its sense of place, serving a broad audience.

Local residents have had the unique privilege of claiming nationally recognized exhibitions in their charming beaux-arts former post office in downtown Santa Rosa, a treasure known to many throughout the art world and praised in prestigious publications of all ilk–art, craft, history and culture.

So how has the museum managed to perform at such professional standards? In thanks to the stalwart support of a small group of longtime and founding members, loyal patrons and major gifts that have kept the doors of the museum open for over 22 years regardless of politics, programming or personal preferences. These individuals have been the backbone of the institution and deserve radical praise! When will the other funding entities and capable patrons of our fair county join in supporting their outstanding museum, so that it may continue to grow to engage, educate and enlighten every level of interest and every local resident?

Ariege Arseguel, Executive Director, Sonoma County Museum

Construction queries

The Green Music Center is a joke ( June 6)! The project has been a nightmare ever since it was first conceived, and it should be stopped, even though it is now under construction. Why? Among other things, it is interfering with the aquifer that flows through the area underground. In the early days of the construction of the building pad, there was so much water flowing out of the ground that several shallow wells were installed to suck the water away. No permits were issued–they just did it. Unfortunately, this un-permitted move caused the casing of a 500-foot-deep well to collapse. This interfered with the water system of the organic farm across Petaluma Hill Road and caused the owner all kinds of grief when her certified organic crops were in dire need of adequate water. A complaint was filed with the North County Water Quality Control Board, but they simply issued a permit with little regard to the damages done.

Somebody from the Bohemian should look into the history of the whole sordid scheme.

Paul Stutrud, Rohnert Park

The List

I really enjoyed (“What Happened to Those Guys?” June 6). A few other “classic” Sonoma County bands of that era should be mentioned. This list is by no means comprehensive, and I am sure that I have left off a few also: the Impostors, Bristlecone, Feather, Jetstream, Skids, Pacific Coast Highway, Fargo, Spy-Dels, Rogers and Buergin, Collins and Levine, the Props, the Citizens, Mad Hatter, Starfire Express, Stark Raving Mad, Boys Nite Out, Elvis Duck, Osage, Kate Wolf, Don Coffin, the Timebenders, Bolt, Pulse, the Cunning Stunts (I kid you not) and Crossfire.

A few defunct music venues of that era: the Refectory, Valley of the Moon Saloon, Bali Station, Highland Dell, Garbo’s, Joe Frogger’s, Magnolia’s, Sundance Saloon, Studio KAFE, Frasier’s, Pasta Rock Cafe, 39 North, Steamers, the Grist Mill, Inn of the Beginning, Cotati Cabaret, Sebastiani Theater, the Keg (Asti), Marty’s Top of the Hill and Sebastian’s of Hacienda.

Sonoma County has always had, and continues to have, excellent local musicians. Please support them, and the health of the local music scene in general, by showing up at the venues that still feature live music.

Dale Beltz, Santa Rosa

Dept. of Corrections

Who, what, where and when are laughingly thought to be the stock of the journalist’s trade. Whatever. When it comes to , the restaurant we love so much (First Bite, May 30), said affection didn’t quite stretch to all da faktz. To wit: Mezzo Mezzo is proud to operate Tuesday&–Sunday, fortunately does not tuck asparagus into its cannelloni dessert and can be found via Alexander Graham Bell’s finest at 415.459.0330. We apologize for the errors yet find ourselves strangely drawn to an asparagus dessert. With a lemon cream?

The Ed., Avec Bib


News of the Food

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June 13-19, 2007

Ever had cheap, waxy chocolate–the kind that doesn’t melt in your mouth so much as cling to your teeth? That texture was probably caused by vegetable fat, and if a few trade associations get their way, manufacturers could eventually have the option of labeling such mockolate as “chocolate.”

This April, the Grocery Manufacturers Association (GMA) introduced a citizens petition encouraging the FDA to update the standards of identity for various foods. One of those foods is chocolate, and one of the co-signers of the petition was the Chocolate Manufacturers Association (CMA), a trade group representing major chocolate producers such as Hershey, Nestle and Mars. (Not all CMA members support the petition.)

Currently, the FDA standards of identity for chocolate state that it must contain at least 23.27 percent cocoa butter, and that it cannot contain any vegetable fat. The proposed standard change would allow up to the same percentage of vegetable fat. Currently, such cocoa-butter-free products must be labeled under names such as “chocolate coating” or “compound chocolate.”

Chocolate as we know it is not in danger. It could take up to a decade or more for the changes proposed in the petition to go into effect, and those changes won’t force chocolate manufacturers and confectioners to change how they make chocolate; it merely gives them the option to change their formulas.

So why all the fuss? Cocoa butter is a unique fat. According to Harold McGee’s book On Food and Cooking, it “gives the impression of cooling the mouth as it melts because its melting point is just below body temperature, and the phase change from solid to liquid absorbs energy without raising the temperature of the fat.” In other words, replacing some or all of the cocoa butter in chocolate with vegetable oil will greatly change the pleasure of the eating experience.

It also changes the cost. Cocoa butter ($2.30 a pound) is more expensive than vegetable oil (70 cents a pound). And it is more sensitive to temperature, which means chocolate needs to be shipped in a temperature-controlled environment to maintain its texture and appearance. In confectioner’s terms, vegetable oil is cheaper and a lot less finicky.

The issue has struck a chord for several reasons, least of all that chocolate lovers are very protective of the object of their desire. “It’s so confusing to the consumer,” Fran Bigelow of Seattle-based Fran’s Chocolates recently said on NPR’s Talk of the Nation. “They’re asking to know what’s in their food, and they’re searching out pure foods in all matters. . . . I think the label ‘chocolate’ should be chocolate.”

“The wine industry finally are getting their laws passed to say if the grapes aren’t from Napa, [wine] can’t say ‘Napa’ all over it,” says Mary Stornetta of Anette’s Chocolates in Napa. “But [the petition] is one more way for people to market something as what it’s not in order to profit more.”

Stornetta says that if changes did happen, it would have little impact on small confectioners like Anette’s. “Even if the law did go through, we wouldn’t use lesser-quality items, because that’s not what we do. The people who buy from us are the people who want the really good, quality chocolate. So in a way, it would help us and make our product shine more. You get what you pay for.”

If anything, this whole debate should remind us that scrutinizing a product’s ingredients listing and nutrition information, rather than taking its label at face value, is the best way to know what we are putting into our bodies.

The FDA has extended the consumer comment period on the petition until June 25. To register a comment with the FDA, visit www.dontmesswithourchocolate.com. To learn more about the CMA’s perspective, go to www.chocolateusa.org.

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Detours

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June 13-19, 2007


One would hope that the folks running the Bay Area’s Metropolitan Transportation Commission (MTC) would often take public transit as a kind of a vote of confidence in the system. Overseeing the Bay Area’s nine counties, the MTC is responsible for financing, planning and coordinating transportation–including some two dozen transit operators and seven state-owned bridges–in the region. But the MTC’s new chairman, Bill Dodd, typically scoots around in a Cadillac that gets roughly 20 miles to the gallon. (By July 1, he hopes to start driving to MTC meetings in the county’s new hybrid.)

It’s not as though Dodd, who lives in Napa, hasn’t tried taking public transportation to frequent meetings at MTC’s Oakland headquarters.

He has. It’s just that the public transportation system has some holes, and Dodd happens to live in one of them. While it makes sense for his colleagues in San Francisco or Alameda to ride BART, it doesn’t for Dodd. To him, the closest station is almost 40 miles away, and there’s no way to traverse the distance quickly, except by car.

“It would be a lot easier,” Dodd admits, working at his Napa office one morning, “for me as chairman of the MTC to be able to walk the walk and talk the talk, but it just points out some of the challenges we have for public transportation.”

For all that, Dodd does enjoy taking the ferry to San Francisco. But even then he prefers driving himself to the dock. “If I were to take the VINE,” says Dodd, referring to Napa’s public transit system, “to the ferry, it’d probably be one more hour that I could be working or doing something else.” For this reason, Dodd says he is looking into an express bus service that might get people from Napa to the ferry or BART efficiently and on time.

Dodd, 51, sits on the Napa County Board of Supervisors and is the first representative from the Bay Area’s smallest county to serve as MTC chair. His background is in water. For 20 years, he was the president and general manager of Diversified Water Systems, better known as Culligan Water Company. After selling the company in 1998, he had some free time and started learning about local government. After a successful run for Napa’s Board of Supervisors, Dodd was first appointed to the MTC in 2001, and this February, the other commissioners elected him unanimously to the chairmanship.

As MTC chair, Dodd hopes to improve the region’s spotty connectivity. The trouble with Bay Area transit is that there are so many different transit operators to coordinate. “We’re doing the best job we can, I think, with 26 transit agencies,” he says, estimating the number of operators–there are so many that he can’t keep track without double-checking. “But the reality is, if you look at the way it is in New York, Boston, Philadelphia, D.C.–they all have less than four [transit agencies]; it’s just a lot easier when it comes to dividing a pie. It’s absolutely crazy, all the different allocations of funds [here].”

During Dodd’s administration, he will push some of Bay Area systems, like BART and CalTrain, to merge. “But there’s a lot of push back,” he says, anticipating resistance from unions, management and plain old politics.

Some seven years ago, Napa County managed to merge its six small transit agencies into one, the VINE. Solano County is now following suit, and Dodd hopes that Sonoma County will overcome its own reservations and eventually merge its systems together, too.

Another project Dodd hopes to advance is the TransLink program. TransLink will connect the Bay Area’s transportation providers through one fare card that will be programmed to understand each provider’s rate structures. Rolled out last November, TransLink cards can currently be used with some providers getting to and from Alameda, Contra Costa and San Francisco; by 2010, it will be accepted by more than 20 transit providers. That, paired with the MTC’s 511 route planner (www.511.org), may make for less hassle.

But until the Bay Area can whittle its transit system down to fewer providers who can go to more places, Dodd agrees that it’s still going to require extreme fortitude to ride public transportation from the parts of the North Bay into the city. For example, a quick 511 query about traveling from Napa to the Mission District without a car predicts a three-hour-and-45-minute trip that would require four transfers.

Dodd, a Republican straight shooter, hopes that his legacy at the MTC will be one of extending communication throughout the Bay Area. Already, he has set out to attend board meetings for each and every one of the region’s 26 transit providers and listen to their expectations. No other MTC chair has done this.

At the end of the interview, Dodd excuses himself to make a phone call. It’s summer and he has five kids between the ages of 19 and 25 who have co-opted his Cadillac. Speaking into the receiver, Dodd puts himself at the mercy of a pal, “Can I get a ride to Rotary tonight?”


Dispatches from Squigglyville

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June 13-19, 2007


If it weren’t for its appointment-only policy, Napa’s new Quixote Winery would be a mob scene. The day after it opened this February, the New York Times featured it in the Sunday edition. When the winery staff came to work on Monday, 269 e-mails awaited them.

Some three months after this hubbub began, a crowd of landscape-architecture students meandered over the winery’s grounds while Lew Price, the general manager, led a smaller group of visitors on an official tour and tasting. Clustered together on an uneven brick walkway, the group listened to Price as he debriefed them about the winery, which was designed by the late Austrian artist Friedensreich Hundertwasser.

While the group absorbed their Candyland-like surroundings, Price explained that to Hundertwasser, the straight line was humanity’s worst enemy. He went on to say that in designing the whimsical mosaics covering Quixote’s surface, Hundertwasser may have looked to Catalan madman Antoni Gaudí for inspiration. Impressed–and possibly hoping to impress–one visitor suggested that perhaps French sculptor Jean Dubuffet had also been an influence. Price, who only started working at Quixote a few months prior, politely said he didn’t know about that.

A painter and a sculptor rather than an architect, Hundertwasser nevertheless designed a respectable number of wildly unique buildings during his lifetime (he died in 2000 at age 71) and developed an ardent following. Many of his buildings served rather humble purposes: public housing in Vienna and an incinerator in Osaka, for example. Price even told the group that Hundertwasser had refurbished a public toilet in New Zealand, but so many fans had flocked to see the facility that it had backup problems. For a different reason, Price seemed relieved to report that the number of “Hundertwasser people” visiting Quixote, the designer’s only U.S. building, was finally starting to abate. “They think the floor’s too flat,” said Price, looking ever so slightly scandalized.

Quixote’s owner, Carl Doumani, saw Hundertwasser’s designs for the first time on a calendar while visiting a San Francisco architectural firm during the late 1980s. One of the qualities that struck Doumani about Hundertwasser’s buildings was that they were so “human.” Some 10 years later, human was what he got with Quixote. It’s a castle on an almost kid-like scale, and because Hundertwasser abominated straight lines (he thought it was unnatural for humans to interact with them), Quixote practically giggles with squiggles.

A few days after the tour, Doumani greeted a visitor at the winery. Although it was only May, everything about Doumani was already summer-weight, from his snowy hair to his matching pants and creamsicle-colored short sleeves. He sat behind his desk in the squat rotunda under Hundertwasser’s signature dome, a golden fairy tale of an affair. This privileged position gave the impression that Doumani, for all his judiciousness, might have a bit of a despotic streak. In fact, the San Francisco Chronicle once reported on his reputation as “Ayatollah Doumani.” But for all that, Doumani is awfully approachable. He even does a lot of his own scheduling, painstakingly filling in a large desk calendar with tiny block letters.

At his visitor’s request, Doumani attempted to articulate his famously disparate aesthetic taste by pulling a few volumes on some of his favorite artists and architects from two large bookshelves in an adjacent room.

“Excuse me,” he said through the doorway. “I just remembered the best. Oh God, I just bought this damn book! I didn’t remember I had it. This guy–OK. I’m sorry,” he said, returning with a book on the late Italian designer Carlo Scarpa.

As Doumani flipped through the pages, he remarked on Scarpa’s precise shapes of shadow and light. “His detailing,” he said, “it’s kind of classic, but really imaginative.”

The visitor pointed out that this was totally different from Hundertwasser. “Well, yeah, that’s the point,” Doumani replied crisply.

Maybe it had been a mistake to try to pinpoint Doumani’s aesthetic taste with this exercise. Scarpa’s monochromatic tomb with its careful geometric shapes couldn’t have contradicted Hundertwasser’s improvisation any more. Hundertwasser had even gone so far as to smash a custom-made column one day, after it had been imported all the way from Germany and safely installed at Quixote. Apparently, the column had been too perfect.

(To complicate matters of understanding Doumani’s taste even more, he is currently working with the slick, industro-chic New York architects Tod Williams and Billie Tsien to design his private guest house.)

Still flipping through the book, Doumani revealed the key to his architectural tastes, more consistent than they had first appeared. He simply has a great capacity for appreciating wildly divergent brands of creativity–as long as they’re exciting and suit the site.

“Hundertwasser gets exuberant and organic and lyrical with [design], and [Scarpa] does this in a much more refined, much more sophisticated . . .” Here, Doumani trailed off, pausing at a modernist Scarpa mausoleum. “Too bad you have to die to go in here.”

A gust of entrepreneurial spirit tugged Doumani at the tender age of 20 while he was still an undergraduate studying business at UCLA. The owner of the barbecue joint where Doumani worked decided to sell his restaurant, and Doumani made a $200 down payment on it.

While Doumani was busy starting a career as a restaurateur and California property developer, Hundertwasser was a continent away, enjoying an ur-bohemian lifestyle and writing a treatise on why architects shouldn’t preoccupy themselves with rationalism. He changed his name from Freidrich Stowasser to Friedensreich Regentag Dunkelbunt Hundertwasser, which means something to the effect of “peaceland-rainy day-darkly multicolored-hundred-water.” The peculiar artist primarily wore wooden clogs and was often capped in a beret. But sometimes, he didn’t wear anything at all, even while lecturing.

It took Doumani a year to track Hundertwasser down, and they finally met in 1989, to discuss building Quixote next door to Stags Leap Winery, which Doumani founded in 1972 but had since sold to Beringer Wine Estates. They broke ground in 1991, and over the next several years, Hundertwasser corresponded with Doumani through petulant memos penned by his manager, Joram Harel. The flatness of the floors was indeed broached, Harel instructing, “A further crucial and vital matter is the fact that all floors which have no specific use like offices or for technical reasons, or public areas, entrances, doors, will have to be irregular, smooth, wavy floors. It is a sensational revolutionary improvement for the well being of men walking on earth. He recovers his mental equilibrium, a wavy floor is like a melody, like a symphony for the feet, extending to the soul. You may be the first in the United States to introduce and to enjoy these unique proven humanization and experience.”

Although Quixote didn’t open to the public until this year, the building was completed in 1998. Fortunately, Hundertwasser got to see it in its finished form, minus some of the landscaping, before he died. Doumani didn’t go to the funeral and still refers to Hundertwasser in the present tense.

Quixote is built into a hilltop and Hundertwasser insisted that the roof be topped with sod and planted with greenery. He didn’t care what kind, as long as it blended in with the surroundings. He just hoped that if you were looking at the winery from above, you wouldn’t notice it. He clearly wasn’t thinking about the golden dome, which sticks out like a little sun.

Mounting a dirt incline on the side of the building, one comes face to golden face with this dome. The shadows of rainwater rivulets don’t take away much of its sheen. One can walk along the modest brick parapets–wavy, of course–and peer over one side to see a cozy courtyard laid with white and blue tile. Indeed, this is a castle on a human scale, and instead of dumbfounded awe, a sympathetic “Aw” is in order.

According to Doumani, Hundertwasser once promised him that his life would change when he worked under the onion dome.

Has it?

“My answer,” Doumani joked, “to him was, ‘Friedrich, life is pretty good. Maybe you shouldn’t fool around with changing it.’ And, who knows.”

Quixote offers tours that include winetasting along with crackers and cheese scattered Hundertwasser-fashion across the plate. 6126 Silverado Trail, Napa. $25. To arrange, call 707.944.2659, or e-mail le*@***********ry.com.

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Summer Born Great

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June 13-19, 2007

Because Shakespeare once said “Summer’s lease hath all too short a date,” he might, were he resurrected, be just a little bit stunned to see how much theater has been planned by local companies for the few short months between now and September. This is true in spite of the fact that Shakespeare on the Green in Windsor has cancelled plans to produce two free shows again this year. Even with that sad omission, this is shaping up to be an outrageously tempestuous, and unusually challenging, summer season on local boards. With a total of five Shakespeare shows and with six impressively non-run-of-the-mill musicals planned for the same period, there will be a lot of intriguing theatrical entertainment to choose from over the next three months.

Perhaps the biggest news is that Healdsburg’s hard-working community theater company, the Raven Players, is tackling a modern Broadway behemoth: Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice’s epic musical Evita (June 22&–July 14). Under the direction of Carl Hamilton, who is known for staging stripped-down versions of American dramas and comedies, the play features a strong cast borrowed from the seasoned ranks of the Santa Rosa Players and other local companies. Featuring a full-scale orchestra and a set by former SRP technical director Doug Faxon, this might be the one to see, a make-or-break moment for this up-and-coming company.

The Mystery of Edwin Drood is Rupert Holmes’ adaptation of an unfinished Charles Dickens whodunit, conceived as a rollicking spoof that allows the audience to choose which of several alternate endings they want to see. It will open the Santa Rosa Junior College’s annual Summer Repertory Theater program on June 21 in the Burbank Auditorium on the SRJC campus and runs through Aug. 11. The other ambitious musicals planned for SRT’s season (alternating with two nonmusical dramas: Molière’s Learned Ladies and a stage adaptation of The Talented Mr. Ripley), are Working, a sprawling musical-documentary adaptation of Studs Terkel’s bestselling exploration of America’s working class, and Tick, Tick . . . Boom!, a modern rock ‘n’ roll musical by Jonathan Larsen, the guy who wrote the phenomenal Rent, in which a young composer on the brink of oblivion finds the courage to follow his dreams and sings about it to a really hot beat. For the family audiences, SRT has added Aladdin Jr., a kid-friendly adaptation of Disney’s flying-carpet extravaganza.

Meanwhile, at Santa Rosa’s Sixth Street Playhouse (recently renamed the G. K. Hardt Theater at the Sixth Street Playhouse), will take a stab at The Man of La Mancha (June 15&–July 14), with a sensational cast led by baritone Bill Neeley, usually seen on stage at Petaluma’s Cinnabar Theater. Cinnabar’s artistic director Elly Lichenstein is also lending her directorial hand to Sixth Street for this high-energy production, which gives her five times the space she usually has.

On the Shakespeare side of things, there are a number of intriguing productions planned for these parts. The Marin Shakespeare Festival at Forest Meadows is doing the marvelously manic-depressive Hank Four plays: Henry IV, Part 1 and Henry IV, Part 2, running in repertory (Aug. 25&–Sept. 29). They start their season with The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (abridged) (July 6&–Aug. 12).

A relatively new company on the scene, the nomadic Narrow Way Stage Company, plans a futuristic, post-apocalyptic Road Warrior version of Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar, running in repertory with David Rabe’s Dog Problem. It promises to be bold and bloody, and will be staged in the outdoor courtyard of Santa Rosa’s Glaser Center Aug. 2&–19.

North Bay Shakespeare (formerly Shakespeare at Stinson) stages the comedy Twelfth Night at Novato’s outdoor Hamilton Amphitheatre from Aug. 24 to Sept. 30.

And finally, all the park’s a stage as the Sonoma County Repertory Theater has some fun indoors with The Bible: The Complete Word of God (abridged) (July 6&–22) and opens its annual Shakespeare Festival with the poetic love-romp As You Like It (Aug. 10&–26), staged outdoors at Sebastopol’s Ive’s Park.


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Thorny Rose

June 13-19, 2007

I have no idea what kind of music people are deflowering each other to these days, but it’s probably not Edith Piaf. The film La Môme (The Kid) has been retitled La Vie en Rose for the American market after Piaf’s big hit, and tries to introduce her work to a new generation using the tried and true Behind the Music approach.

Olivier Dahan, Belgian videomaker-turned-feature-director, flashes forward and backward in the short and tragedy-laden life (1915&–1963) of the singer, played by Marion Cotillard. Edith Gassion was second-generation showbiz–third, if you take into account the fact that her grandmother ran a brothel. Plagued by spectacular ill health, the performer was done in by rich living, much substance abuse and a group of internal organs that simultaneously resigned in protest. If she overimbibed, she had an excellent reason: not just heartbreak, but a severe case of rheumatoid arthritis.

Dahan alternates between the origin story and the endgame, even revealing one particularly sad event in Piaf’s life at the very last minute. By this, the film seems to be trying to re-create the effects of Piaf’s selective memory, though the actual effect, however, is more akin to taking the heroine and shaking her like a bug in a jar, between past and present.

La Vie en Rose begins with a first public performance, the child Piaf bellowing out “La Marseillaise” when passersby aren’t stopping to watch her father’s street acrobat act. After her family is swept up into the Great War, Piaf is relocated to her grandmother’s Normandy whorehouse. The young Edith is befriended by one of the ladies, Titine, played by Emmanuelle Seigner, who gives one of the few performances in the film that leaves an afterimage.

Growing up in the brothel, Edith suffers from maladies; she’s struck by temporary blindness, which is healed, as Piaf later claimed, by the grace of St. Teresa. Piaf rises fast with the help of the impresario Louis Leplée (Gérard Depardieu); he refines her act and teaches her more mainstream stage deportment than the Apache-esque cabaret she’d been performing. But he too drops out of her life–violently.

Post&–WW II success in America means little. “They don’t get me, and I don’t get them,” says this version of Piaf, who in real life played the Ed Sullivan Show eight times. Obviously, somebody got her. In New York, she meets the boxer Marcel Cerdan (Jean-Pierre Martins), with whom she formed the most serious liaison of her life, despite two marriages. Martins carries the part with as little worry as Dean Martin might have done. His scenes are some of the most appealing parts of the film, maybe because the heroine is free of pain for a short time.

Cotillard shows us the imperiousness of Piaf when she was famous, but there’s a lot to be said for the less-fraught moments of Piaf’s legend.

Dahan is at his clumsiest handling the legendary figures in Piaf’s life. During the walk-on by Marlene Dietrich (Caroline Sihol), one expects something memorable will be said. In Marlene Dietrich’s ABC, the actress’ book of received ideas and opinions, Dietrich called Piaf “the sparrow become Phoenix.” But what we have onscreen is something on the lines of “Edith, meet Marlene.” Jean Cocteau, who died on the same day as Piaf, turns up for a similarly inconsequential name drop.

Dahan is nervous about the most golden parts of Piaf’s legend–her resistance heroism in the war and the funeral that paralyzed Paris–stressing instead the symptoms of all her maladies. Dahan’s plan of attack is more than warts and all–it’s like warts and nothing but.

Oddly, the film works best when it does what it’s pretending not to do and goes straightforward into the realm of the musical bio-pic. What succeeds are the moments executed in the manner of ancient musicals–a slight figure fixed in a vivid blue-white spotlight, framed by a proscenium arch with curtains behind her. We do get what we came for in short bursts: the music, ably lip-synched and (happily) without rhyming translation in the subtitles. (Jil Aigrot does Piaf in more impromptu moments of Piaf’s singing; in the concert sequences, the voice is Piaf’s.)

If Piaf wasn’t pretty (though she was prettier than this film makes her out), neither was her voice. In the raw husk of it and the burring trilled r‘s, there was a bray, a wail. The international hit described a life seen en rose, as if viewed through rose-colored glasses, but it was sung in a voice belonging to someone who knew what it was like when the whole world was black.

‘La Vie en Rose’ opens on Friday, June 15, at the Rialto Lakeside Cinemas, 551 Summerfield Road, Santa Rosa. 707.525.4840.


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