Letters to the Editor

10.17.07

Right on, Sister!

Right on, sister! (“My Two Breasts,” Hannah Strom-Martin, Oct. 3). Give the lie to our society, where we have compartmentalized our sexuality to the point where sex is no longer an interaction between two humans, but rather a virtual reality mediated by the mass media, where it’s OK to watch (only if it’s on a screen) and never to touch.

Pornography is the expression of sexual repression. The fact that it abounds when we can’t even talk publicly about sex, let alone show a little cleavage, is all you need to know. The Victorians hid their sexuality, as they did their porn, in the proverbial closet. We hide our pornography, like Poe’s purloined letter, in open view, while our basic sexuality—which is, after all, what makes us human, the human need to touch and be touched, to love and be loved—we hide deep within our minds (or our computers). It apparently only comes out at night when the moon is full or, like Dr. Jekyll, when we’ve jacked ourselves up on some inhibition-busting joy juice.

Then, of course, there are those few fortunate among us who have been bitten one night by a beautiful, sexy, vampire.

David Magdalene Windsor

Woe is me, I’m a 36-c

I’m a great fan of the Bohemian, but I have to comment on “My Two Breasts.” Having grown up not so thin but with a flat chest, I painfully learned at an early age that women with cleavage were much more attractive to the opposite sex. Perhaps it’s the anatomical mimicry of a butt-crack right there below the enticement of red lipstick. Whatever it is, it sends millions of women into surgery to have two sacks of foreign material attached to their chest walls.

What was left in my mind after reading the article was how desperate the writer was about getting her breasts noticed: “By the way, did you know I have large breasts? Oh, what a problem they are! I have the same body as Britney Spears! Did I forget to tell you I have large breasts? Woe is me, I’m a 36-C. In case you missed it in every paragraph, I have large breasts and I love to wear tight camisoles and spaghetti-strap tank tops. That’s because my breasts are so large.

Yes, they sure are big.”

Was that a personal ad or a bit of Monty Python&–esque humor? It’s pretty much the most ridiculous article I’ve ever seen in your paper.

Norma Cronind Petaluma

Now, now, Norma, let’s remember the advice of our first breast basher (Letters, Oct. 10) and play nice.

Trail Rail

Regarding trails in rural areas (Open Mic, Oct. 3), Marin County adopted its first trail plan in 1984. It created a vision that is gradually being realized of a trail network throughout the county. The plan has been valuable in securing grants and donations to open new trails that people use every day for their exercise and enjoyment. The plan has never forced any property owner to open his land to the public.

Claims that trail users spread animal disease or hurt agriculture are ridiculous. Where is the evidence? There are public trails in agricultural lands all over the country and throughout the Bay Area. In Marin County, trail users on Mt. Burdell, Bolinas Ridge, Pt. Reyes and Loma Alta mingle peacefully with cattle that seem just as contented as those on lands closed to public trails. If animals are spreading disease, isn’t it more likely that it is the deer, foxes and turkeys (or ranch hands) who roam freely over the land 24 hours a day than hikers on a trail?

As to liability, California’s Recreational Use Statute protects landowners against injury claims by visitors and also provides funds to defend against such claims—which have never been successfully prosecuted since this provision was created.

So what is behind this issue? I believe it is motivated by a few—mainly gentleman farmers and escapees from the urban world—who are happy to have the rest of us support their rural lifestyle with subsidies and tax breaks, but who do not ever want us anywhere around their private preserves.

Bill Long Novato


First Bite

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10.17.07

Editor’s note: First Bite is a new concept in restaurant writing. This is not a go-three-times, try-everything-on-the-menu report; rather, this is a quick snapshot of a single experience. We invite you to come along with our writers as they—informed, intelligent eaters like yourselves—have a simple meal at an area restaurant, just like you do.

It was barely 6:15 on a Tuesday evening, and Bruno’s on Fourth was packed. Since opening this summer in the former Rubix space on the edge of downtown Santa Rosa, it’s been a popular haunt for diners craving upscale American comfort staples like flat-iron steak and fries, pulled pork with slaw and jalapeño aioli and macaroni-ham casserole.

Yet with only about a dozen tables, plus seating for another half-dozen at the bar that fronts the kitchen, the cottage-like cafe doesn’t take reservations for parties of less than six. By some sly fate, however, my group of three arrived mere minutes before the crush. We scored not just a table, but the best one in the house, a cozy little number featuring a built-in window seat that offers a birds-eye view of the partially open kitchen and the boisterous hubbub of fellow diners.

We also tripped upon a great discovery: among the half-pound cheeseburgers and wedge BLT salads, chef-owner Rich Bruno, formerly of the Bohemian Club and Chateau Souverain, is putting out some inspired, high-end dishes worthy of a more important restaurant. We’d been munching on crusty-edged, meltingly-soft-inside bread and butter, sipping a citrusy ’05 Matua New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc ($6.50), and commenting on how well an ice-cold Hank’s root beer ($2.50) goes with Bruno’s crisp calamari ($8.50), when our waitress brought our second appetizer, rock salt-roasted prawns ($10.95).The calamari had been very good, a generous serving of meaty knots and chewy tentacles in a crisp, salty batter alongside mildly sweet tartar and a zippy horseradish cocktail sauce. Terrific bar food to pair with a beer. But the prawns were the stunning stuff of fine dining, bringing a big bowl of light, creamy shrimp bisque floating with juicy chunks of tomato, handfuls of fresh herbs and four perfect crustaceans that had been roasted in rock salt so that crystals still clung here and there. By the time the entrées arrived, we’d sopped the dish dry with bread.Fish and chips ($14.95) were a solid favorite, with a puffy, friendly Mrs. Paul’s&–like beer batter and mounds of skinny fries. An evening’s special of pot roast ($15.95) was satisfying, too, the meat mounded on thick mashed potatoes with mushroom gravy, carrots and zucchini. A bit more slow cooking to tenderize the meat, more butter in the potatoes, and this dish would really have shined. The lamb shank ($19.95), however, was stellar. Braised to fall-off-the-bone tenderness and slathered in a wonderfully rich Port reduction over mashed potatoes, it was a delicious bargain.

American comfort food means excessive desserts, and Bruno’s brownie ($5.95) fit the bill nicely, stuffing two enormous fudge slabs around vanilla ice cream under a flood of caramel, chocolate sauce and walnuts.

It’s impossible to not be charmed by the first-rate, reasonably priced Bruno’s. The crowds lining up at the door have figured it out: Go often, and get there early.

Bruno’s on Fourth. Open Tuesday through Friday for lunch and dinner, Saturday for dinner, and Sunday for brunch. 1226 Fourth St., Santa Rosa. 707.569.8222.


Quick-and-dirty dashes through North Bay restaurants. These aren’t your standard “bring five friends and order everything on the menu” dining reviews.

Hatin’ the Hype

I have no patience for the ever-changing whims of the fashion world. To anyone who sees how I dress, this comes as no surprise. I don’t look down on those who follow sartorial trends, who must always have the next “it” bag or the next hot shoes, but I just can’t be bothered.

And yet when it comes to food trends, I’m a complete sucker. I buy into the hype, tossing aside items no longer in vogue and stocking up on new finds, assuming they must somehow be healthier, or taste better, than what came before. As a food writer, I suppose I’m guilty of perpetrating this type of trend-spreading as well. I trust my own research, though, so I don’t feel foolish buying flaxseed (for the omega-3’s) or pomegranate juice (for the antioxidants); after all, several large studies have borne out these foods as particularly good for us. But for every sound study there are numerous dubious ones, and it’s not always easy to tell the wheat from the chaff.

Take this beauty, which appeared last week on the website for BBC News. “Chocolate Aids ‘Fatigue Syndrome,'” read the headline, with the subhead blaring, “A daily dose of specially formulated dark chocolate may help cut chronic fatigue syndrome symptoms.” On the face of it, this is terrific news, particularly for CFS sufferers, as it’s such a debilitating illness. But parse the headline, dig deeper, and any hope of finding a “eureka” cure in the form of a Hershey’s Special Dark fades fast.

First of all, the study, conducted by researchers at Hull York Medical School in the U.K., involved a grand total of 10 people. Yep, 10. The patients, all CFS sufferers, received 45 grams of dark chocolate daily for a month. Then they took a month off before switching to white chocolate that had been dyed to look like dark chocolate. Pardon me for snickering, but my six-year-old could have designed a more scientifically sound study.

Unsurprisingly, those who took the “real” dark chocolate reported less fatigue than those who took the dyed chocolate. Could the dye have been laced with tryptophan? Doesn’t the “real” dark chocolate contain caffeine? I’m no research scientist, but with only 10 people in a study I’m guessing any number of variables could have affected the final outcome, which may or may be replicable with a larger sample size.

My point is this: look beyond the headlines. The food world, like the fashion world, is rife with ever-changing trends. Dark chocolate has indeed been shown to have multiple health properties and eating a little a day is probably good for you. But a splashy headline from a major world news source about a 10-person study rings more of irresponsible journalism than anything else.



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Dinner’s a Party

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Illustration by Dick Cole
‘René Magritte Faces a flock of falling fowl’: . . . is actually an Asian chicken-wing recipe in SVMA’s whimsical cookbook.

Those of us who have spent upwards of 14 years daily repeating the admonition “Please put your napkin in your lap” know that dinner is not just one great big hullabaloo of happiness. The whole togetherness and healthy-food stuff apart, dinner with children is generally a large-plate affair featuring the ongoing boredom of the same lessons daily learned and just as daily forgotten.

But for a certain strata of adults—those, say, who dandle grandchildren briefly before handing them back or those who haven’t yet seen the dark side of a baby’s dewy soul—dinner is often a time of gosh-darn conversation that never once touches upon the placement of napkins. What’s better, it can be composed of little more than a collection of jewel-like small plates that need pay little consideration to balance between protein, carb and leafy green.

Two new local cookbooks just published celebrate the adult pleasures of the gustatory interlude, replete with wine recommendations. From the dandling-before-handing-back side of things comes the Sonoma Valley Museum’s delightful hometown giggle ‘Sonoma Palette: Appetizers’ ($19.95). Because something’s always going on with the robustly active SVMA, it comes as no surprise that the museum regularly hosts a Sunday afternoon art history class taught by retired Rhode Island School of Design professor Dr. Gregor Goethals.

Post-learning discussion was initially handled over wine and cheese, a tradition that soon grew to include homemade appetizers of all kinds. Now numbering 85 students, the art history class decided to take the next natural step and publish its hot app creations. The resulting book is entirely whimsical, featuring full-page illustrations that are smartly humorous riffs on the great masters whose work the students study before uncorking and tucking in.

All of this good fun supports benevolence toward the recipes themselves, which are a perfect foil to any food nostalgia pangs. Gelatin is called for three times, hearts of palm cans are opened twice, cream of mushroom soup makes a brief appearance and mayonnaise figures in an unconscionable way. But isn’t that how a certain generation steadied themselves for another round of martinis, and isn’t this all actually really yummy? Absolutely, only these days the grownups are drinking lots of great Sonoma Valley wines.

For the pre-dewy-baby’s-soul set, there’s ‘Small Plates, Perfect Wines: Creating Little Dishes with Big Flavors’ (Andrews McMeel; $16.95) by Napa writer (and former Bohemian contributor) Lori Narlock. Narlock teams up with the seemingly ubiquitous Kendall-Jackson winery, they of the recent Sonoma County Museum photography art show and coffee-table book, to make artful small meals that work perfectly with wine. This clean, easy-to-understand book, designed by Fairfax resident Jennifer Barry, is based on the way people are eating in restaurants today, sharing several small plates to make an exciting meal with differing textures and flavor profiles.

Chapters are organized from salads to vegetables to seafood to meat and poultry to desserts, with an introduction by K-J winemaker Randy Ullom that provides clear, sensible tips for food and wine pairings (for example, acidic foods can make wine taste flat because the wine’s own acid is masked). When serving several small plates, Narlock and Ullom suggest serving two- to three-ounce pours of several different wines that match each dish best. And if it all seems too hard figuring Zin from Syrah and Viognier from Pinot Grigio, Ullom reminds, “Chardonnay and Pinot Noir are irresistible to wine and food lovers alike.” Amen.

Small Comfort

Many of the recipes that Narlock has developed would be just as toothsome served up in greater quantity. With the recent rains, we found ourselves longing to smell and serve this lovely autumn fare.

Braised Chicken with Swiss Chard

1 large bunch Swiss chard

2 slices bacon, diced

6 chicken thighs

kosher salt and freshly ground pepper

1 carrot, scrubbed and diced

1 stalk celery, diced

1 shallot, minced

3 thyme sprigs

1/2 c. dry red wine

1 c. chicken stock

1 tbsp. Dijon mustard

2 tbsp. unsalted butter

3 tbsp. Italian parsley, minced

Strip leaves from the chard, reserving the stems. Trim away bottom of the stems and cut into 1/2-inch slices. Sliver leaves into 1-inch pieces. Set aside.

In a skillet just large enough to hold all the chicken pieces in a single layer, fry the bacon over medium-low heat, until crisp. Drain to paper towels. Increase heat to medium-high. Season the chicken liberally with salt and pepper to taste and add to the skillet, skin side down. Turn and cook until browned on each side. Transfer to plate and keep warm.

Add the chard stalks to the skillet and cook until softened, about 3 minutes.

Using a slotted spoon, transfer the stalks to a plate. Add the carrot, celery, half of the shallot and the thyme to the skillet. Cook until vegetables are softened. Add the wine and cook until it is almost completely reduced. Add the stock and bring to a boil. Return the chicken, skin side up. Cover and reduce heat to medium. Cook until chicken is done. Transfer chicken to a plate.

Remove the thyme from the pan and whisk in the mustard. Stir in the Swiss chard leaves, cook until wilted. Add the chard stalks, the butter and 2 tablespoons of the parsley. Season with salt and pepper to taste. Heat through.

Distribute the greens evenly among six shallow bowls and place a piece of chicken atop each. Sprinkle bacon and remaining parsley atop, and serve.



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Zero Tolerance

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10.17.07

Zero tolerance is the mind-set and rationale used these days to justify actions ranging from the expulsion of elementary school students for bringing alcohol-based mouthwash to school, to the sentencing of a mother to two years in prison for serving beer to her 16-year-old son and his classmates at a party.

Zero Tolerance has been invoked against a kaleidoscope of recent allegedly antisocial behaviors. Republican colleagues of Idaho senator Larry Craig clawed each other raw to declare zero tolerance for his alleged misdeeds in the men’s room at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport.

Zero tolerance was on the faces of University of Florida police as they Tasered student Andrew Meyer during a speech by John Kerry. Meyer’s imbecilic behavior, in fact, illustrated his own zero tolerance for the time and opinions of others.

Zero tolerance is in the American political bloodstream. It has become a featured player in the American judicial pageant. Its tenets justify draconian overcharging and Methuselah-like jail terms. It has helped transform American justice into an incarceration machine largely free from human interference or humane inference. Its justice absolves officials from accusations of weakness on crime, while jailing people in record numbers. According to a recent Justice Department report, the United States now has the world’s largest prison population and highest rate of incarceration, with one in 32 American adults enmeshed in the criminal justice system. (For jail numbers in the North Bay, see Briefs, adjacent.)

The institutionalization of zero tolerance policies signals the triumph of a bureaucratic mind-set more obstinately retrograde than the once-derided French or German models. Have you been at the counter inside a Barnes & Noble, in line at movie theater or checking into a doctor’s office and asked for a slight bending of the house rules? Not this time, chump.

Nor does it take a genius to explain why zero tolerance is transforming America into “the Land Mercy Forgot.” Zero tolerance is, after all, the logical and syntactical equivalent of total intolerance. How unfortunate that there was no warning that we toiled under a system that has sanctioned total intolerance across the breadth of national life.

In zero tolerance America, God save the judge finding redemptive qualities in law-breakers. Discretion, once a tool of intelligent policing, has given way to drawn guns, takedowns and automatic arrest. Zero tolerance enforcement also sponsors a growing culture of entrapment that encourages the setups and stings that vacuum into the already bursting criminal justice system, not the truly dangerous, but often the merely stupid and weak, and, increasingly, those who simply don’t have the mental health to decide otherwise.

Zero Patience

The years 1995 to 1998 were dark for Sonoma County citizens and law enforcement as some 15 people were either killed outright by officers or died in custody. The outrage almost a decade ago prompted the U.S. Commission on Civil Rights to recommend that a Civilian Review Board (CRB) be established to oversee local law enforcement independently. (Currently, the two arms—the Sonoma County Sheriff’s Department and area police departments—oversee one another.) While many hailed the proposal for a CRB, it never came to pass.

Emotions and promises for action rose and fell away. Years passed, and then 2007 dawned darkly, with nine citizens dying so far this year either while interacting with officers or later while in custody. Area activists have no desire this time to let emotions and promises for action rise and slip away again, planning two upcoming events to move the community closer to greater transparency with and accountability by Sonoma County law enforcement. The killings by officers of Haki Thurston, Jeremiah Chass and Richard DeSantis between February and April of this year galvanized activists.

“Since the ‘spate’ of shootings in March, there’s been no way for the community to come together,” says west Sonoma County activist Mary Moore. “We need to strategize with the community, not just the elected officials.” To that end, Moore—in conjunction with Free Mind Media’s Ben Saari and other organizers—is bringing some 27 community groups together on Oct. 27 for a forum on police abuse that will look for ways to push to create a community-action plan.

Saari’s energies are also engaged in organizing an Oct. 22 march in honor of the National Day of Protest aimed at stopping perceived police brutality. “[Law enforcement officials] think it’s an isolated number of people who are upset,” Saari says. “We need to make it clear that our community is currently saying, ‘It’s not OK for them to die.'”

March Against Police Brutality: Oct. 22 at 4pm. Meet at West Avenue and Sebastopol Road or Southwest Community Park, Hearn and Burbank avenues, Santa Rosa. 707.292.7642.

Public Forum on Police Abuse: Daylong forum aimed at conceiving a community action plan. Saturday, Oct. 27, at the Labor Center, 1706 Corby Ave., Santa Rosa. 10am to 5pm. Free. 707.953.3038.


Passing It Along

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10.17.07

There was no huge domestic musical upbringing that turned Steve Earle into an alt-country-rock maverick. His big early influence was a nonfamilial mentor, the legendary songwriter Townes Van Zandt. But Earle’s present-day family sure does take a fancy to country roots and indie style. His sister Stacey Earle and wife Allison Moorer both have their own recording and touring careers, and now son Justin Townes Earle (above) is on tour supporting his own self-produced, folksy debut EP Yuma.

The younger Earle may seem like a chip off the old man’s acoustic-but-tough block, but father and son are quite different. Justin’s smooth, unhurried vocals contrast with dad’s persistent rugged drawl, while Steve’s political outspokenness is apparently not a gene that got passed down. Earle Jr. instead writes softer, simpler portraits that often have the feel and structure of old-time parlor music. The lilting “You Can’t Leave” would make a sweet album track for any classic or current country act.

Justin’s songwriting is still in a formative stage; Yuma‘s title track tells a sad modern suicide tale that shoots for sympathy, yet the young writer stalls in his role as observer. Justin also shows little need for dad’s hard-rocking eclecticism. His MySpace page conspicuously lists the Replacements, Tom Waits and Elvis Costello as influences ahead of dad, but Yuma is entirely a solo acoustic work. Expect a bigger chip off the old block when it’s time for Justin’s full-length debut.

Steve Earle may have taken cues from Justin on his latest disc, Washington Square Serenade. Compared to his usual standards, the disc is drastically less topical, largely less incisive and rocking, though no less questing and varied. After releasing nearly an album per year since emerging from rehab in 1994 (a stretch that many critics and fans believe holds his best work), Earle took a few years off to marry Moorer and enjoy the domestic bliss heard on new songs like “Days Aren’t Long Enough” and “Sparkle and Shine.” Even the gospel-shuffle “Jericho Road,” which promises Earle’s classic human-interest deconstruction of America’s Middle East foibles, isn’t pointedly political.

Still, his edge is there in the hard urban folk-blues mix and in keen writing such as “Down Here Below,” where he imagines a hawk circling over midtown Manhattan to note that “all us mortals struggle so.” He later sings “When the war is over / And the union’s strong / I won’t sing no more angry songs,” no doubt wise enough to know that too much mellowing is premature.


Nothing Left to Lose

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10.17.07

Before anything else, there’s that voice. That sad, knowing timbre. A voice so hard and heavy, so gritted with experience, that Kris Kristofferson really only has to say one word to convey the wholeness of his being: “Hello.”

If there were a way to make his voice jump off the page, to make the world hear what it sounds like when Kristofferson picks up the phone and ekes out a wearily inviting “Hello,” then this whole column would be over right now. Everything that anyone needs to know about the singer, songwriter and actor is lingering in the rough edges of his 71-year-old voice: the weight of experience, the dedication of intent, the acceptance of the inevitable. And still, the trace of invitation, “Hello,” as in, “I have talked to a million people in my lifetime, but now I am talking to you and I want to hear want you have to say because we are both human beings and we are in this together.”

For proof, catch Kristofferson when he plays Napa’s Lincoln Theater on Oct. 21. Or pick up This Old Road, Kristofferson’s latest, which is the closest thing to being in a living room and hearing someone play songs just for you this side of Johnny Cash’s first American Recordings album. Stark, intimate and wholly mortal, it’s the honest representation of an honest man singing about life, love, the world and the war with a passion rarely evinced in people half his age. “Just me ‘n’ a guitar ‘n’ a harmonica,” he explains from his home in Hawaii, “and we did it in about an hour and a half, I promise you.”

An hour and a half. For an entire album. Unheard of.

There’s “Pilgrim’s Progress,” where Kristofferson wonders if he’s young enough to believe in revolution, “Wild American,” where he celebrates the outspokenness of Steve Earle, Waylon Jennings and John Trudell. Or the heaviest of all, “In the News,” a plea for peace that careens uncontrolled into a global outcry for the tragedy of war, even quoting God himself: “Not in my name, not on my ground / I want nothing but the ending of the war.”

“Since I’ve been writing songs, primarily for a livin,’ I’ve always just tried to be as honest as I can,” Kristofferson says, mindful of the division in country music over the Iraq War. “It’s made me hard to market in the country market sometimes, but I can’t really worry about alienation.

“If you have that position where you can affect people’s lives,” he continues, “I think it’s your responsibility to do it. Anyway, they haven’t got a whole lot of time to ruin my career. Because getting at this end of the road, I really feel like there’s very little to keep me from saying what I mean.”

Asked if he sees any foreseeable end to the Iraq War, Kristofferson immediately answers no. “I can’t see us getting out of this mess now,” he says. “We’ve become like the Romans or something—a little overextended in our empire. And, geez, we can never make it up to those people in Iraq. We did exactly the worst thing we could’ve done. There’s not a person who could say they’re better off today.”

It’s for stances like this that Kristofferson’s been saddled with labels like “Country Music’s Hippie” or the “Leftist Outlaw.” He laughs off such misfired descriptors, chalks them up to having a beard before it was acceptable in Nashville. Then, in a deep tone redolent of long, gnarled nights and too many memories, he lays out the way he’d actually like to be remembered.

“I would like to be thought of,” he intones, “as a creative human being. One who worked with the tools he was given, as well as he can, and followed his responsibilities on doing what he thinks is right.”

Kristofferson was born in 1936, and in his early life he played football, attended Oxford and flew helicopters for a living. He joined the Army, ascended to the rank of captain, and then resigned to focus on becoming a songwriter. His family thought he was crazy. He probably was.

Moving to Nashville, he got hired as the janitor for Columbia Studios when Bob Dylan was recording Blonde on Blonde. “He sat at the piano all by himself,” Kristofferson recalls, having watched through the windows the night Dylan came up with the 11-minute “Sad-Eyed Lady of the Lowlands,” “in the biggest empty studio they had there at Columbia, with his dark glasses, and he would write on that song all night long . . . it was incredible.” As the peon doing cleanup, Kristofferson says that he would never have bothered Dylan, and the two didn’t speak through the entire session.

Johnny Cash must have been more approachable, because between emptying ashtrays and moving microphones, Kristofferson pitched songs to Cash in the studio hallways. After looking up his home address, he even flew his helicopter into Cash’s yard to hand the Man in Black some fresh demo tapes. Eventually one of them stuck: “Sunday Mornin’ Comin’ Down,” a lonesome narrative of getting through a strung-out day.

It started a long, close friendship between the two as they both struggled with the renegade life, the country-music establishment and the missteps they took around each other. “I did things that I’m sure pissed Johnny Cash off,” Kristofferson says without elaborating, “but still, he defended me in a country magazine that had devoted almost a whole issue to what a bad representative of country music I was.”

Cash was right, at least in chart terms. “Sunday Mornin’ Comin’ Down” hit No. 1, and Kristofferson’s songs have now been recorded by over 500 musicians, many of them huge hits: “Help Me Make It Through the Night,” “For the Good Times” and “Me and Bobby McGee,” best known as a posthumous hit for Janis Joplin. Kristofferson and Joplin dated until her untimely death in 1970. He swears he never gets tired of performing the song, adding that “by the time I get to the end, I’m thinking a lot about Janis. And I’m thinking, now, how freedom is just another word for nothin’ left to lose.

“There is a freedom in accepting the fact that there is a difference at this end of the road,” he says. “I’ve watched a lot of my friends and heroes, like Johnny Cash and Waylon, I’ve watched ’em slip and fall. And be gone. And it’s gonna happen to all of us. So I think the acceptance of it gives you a freedom to be less critical of yourself when you make mistakes and to not be so hard on others.”

Kris Kristofferson performs Sunday, Oct. 21, at Lincoln Theater, 100 California Drive, Yountville. 5pm. $45&–$65. 707.944.1300.


The Byrne Report

10.17.07

Problem = Solution

As an investigative reporter, my professional life focuses on exposing governmental and corporate malfeasance, lies, hypocrisy, abuse of power and assorted crimes. I enjoy this work, but it is not for everyone. Evil spirits are often sent my way by angry targets of investigation, including U.S. senators whose spouses are war profiteers and Las Vegas gambling corporations rooted in mafia culture. Problems beget problems and solutions are elusive. We live, after all, in a world of peak everything: peak oil, peak air, peak water, peak consumption, peak war.

My own beloved spouse, Stacey, practices permaculture, which treats problems as solutions. Near as I can figure it, permaculture is about creating self-sustaining ecological systems. It is about conserving natural resources and reclaiming our world from profit seeking. As misery-creating capitalism continues to fail, ordinary people all over the planet, from Cuba to Cotati, are rejecting corporate control and reaching for the soil, learning from Mother as did our Neolithic ancestors 10,000 years ago.

Smiling must be part of permaculture, too. When I start ranting about Bush and Iraq and imperialism and pollution and species extinction, Stacey tells me to smile. Maybe I do. Then, maybe, the world does seem a brighter place. Harrumph. Maybe we even have a flock of chickens now. Maybe it is pretty cool to have a bunch of lineal descendents of dinosaurs in the front yard collectively existing. Maybe.

Looking for solutions, I went to the recent Progressive Festival in Petaluma. Five-year-old Miles tagged along. First, I got in an argument with a Green Party guy. He wanted money. I asked him what the #$@^% ! does the Green Party do, and then gave him the answer: Nothing. Miles tugged at my hand.

The Revolutionary Communist Party booth was staffed by a man with a graying moustache and two young guys who looked like cops. I asked the older comrade why he was promoting a personality cult that goes out of its way to split and wreck mass movements. He said, “You are full of shit.” I told him to step out of the booth and say that. Miles pulled me away as the undercovers watched, amused.

Then I got in a discussion with a perfectly nice woman who is a leading member of the local Democratic Party. I told her that Congresswoman Lynn Woolsey needs to get her act together and resign from the war-mongering Democrats who are just the flip side of the Republicans and incapable of turning around the mess they have assisted Bush in making. She looked at me askance; I was obviously not a solution-oriented person.

Just in time, Miles dragged me over to the Daily Acts booth, a Petaluma nonprofit dedicated to spreading incremental change through inspired acts of conservation and creation. It was staffed by our permaculturist friend, Ellen Bichler. She was an oasis of calm. I picked up Ripples, Daily Acts’ mellow publication. Hmmm. Possible solution here.

Later, I interviewed Daily Acts founder Trathen Heckman, who told me, “Archimedes said, ‘Give me a place to stand and a lever long enough, and I will move the world.’ We set about the natural healing of a world of big hurt by focusing on solutions. Every choice we make moves the world.

“Every day, our tea, our coffee, our toilet paper reaches into forests, factories and families across the planet,” Heckman explained. “There is macro-ecosystem collapse, but we can hold that knowledge and use it to be moved to our core and then take the next simple action from there. We focus on real sustainability. We can take back our power, our story, by connecting our micro choices to the macro story. People are so disempowered, so disconnected. We don’t know where our shoes come from, our socks, our lights. Changing to a low-watt light bulb isn’t going to change the world, but we can build on these simple actions.”

Heckman and I discussed when and if a grassroots organization like Daily Acts should “partner” with such union holdouts as the national Whole Foods Market chain. Daily Acts has a $21,000 grant from the city of Petaluma to work with its “Green Team” to design permaculture solutions. And the city seems genuinely interested in pursuing green solutions (a no-brainer, really). Unfortunately, the city funded its recent Going Green Expo with $25,000 extracted from such megadevelopers as KB Homes and Delco Builders, who have millions of dollars worth of business before city agencies. The Santa Rosa Press Democrat is also a sponsor. In reponse to my question about conflicts of interest, a spokesperson for the city said that a $7,000 sponsorship is worth $17,000 in media exposure.

Sigh. Even solutions have problems.

This week, Daily Acts leads two sustainability tours. Visit www.daily-acts.org for more information. The Byrne Report welcomes feedback. Write pb****@***ic.net.

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10.17.07

By the Numbers

A 46-year-old transient who had been in and out of jail on drug- and alcohol-related charges was found unresponsive in his bed Sept. 24 at the Sonoma County Jail. His was the third inmate death there within four months. Investigations are ongoing into the July 9 death of a 22-year-old with sickle cell anemia who died six days after being returned to the jail from Sutter Medical Center, and the June 17 death of a 55-year-old man who was found unconscious in his Sonoma County jail cell less than 24 hours after his arrest. In the latter case, an autopsy showed he had coronary artery disease.

Officials say that deaths are actually rare in a system with 21,000 bookings each year and an average daily inmate population of 1,100 in Sonoma County’s two jails. Statewide, there were 116 deaths in county jails in 2004, 155 in 2005 and 134 in 2006, according to statistics compiled by the California Department of Justice.

The department’s stats also show that with a total population around 478,000, Sonoma County had two jail deaths in 2006 (one suicide, one of natural causes) and two in 2005 (both of natural causes). In counties with similar-sized populations, Monterey County had three jail deaths (one accidental, two natural causes) in 2005; Solano had one suicide; Santa Barbara reported no jail deaths; and Tulare had two (one suicide, one of natural causes).

With a total population around 252,000, Marin County in 2005 reported no jail deaths in 2005 and one of natural causes in 2006. In counties with a similar population size, Butte had no jail deaths in 2005; Merced reported one suicide; San Luis Obispo had one suicide; and Santa Cruz recorded one accidental jail death.

With a total population around 133,000, Napa County had no jail deaths in 2005 and one suicide in 2006. In counties with similar-sized populations, Butte and Humboldt had no jail deaths in 2005; El Dorado reported two (one suicide, one of natural causes); Madera recorded two suicides; and Yolo had two (one accidental, one of natural causes).


One-Upmanship

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Going Down: Michael Caine takes Olivier’s role in the new ‘Sleuth,’ while Jude Law takes Caine’s.

By Richard von Busack

There were two actors in the 1972 film Sleuth. One was Laurence Olivier, cozy in the idea that he was the greatest thespian of his generation. At the same time, he turned 65 on the set of the film, with all the jealousy and insecurity that growing age implies. Kenneth Geist’s book on Sleuth‘s director, Joseph L. Mankiewicz, says that the other actor in the two-man picture, Michael Caine, described Olivier in the terms Churchill used to describe the Germans: “When he’s not at your feet, he’s at your throat.”

That quip sums up the games in Sleuth: two men either at each other’s throats or feet, an alternation of gambits and blocked power plays. It’s a story of one-upmanship: a wealthy old man named Andrew Wyke and a poor young man named Milo Tindle, both fighting over an offstage woman in a remote English manor house. They use treachery and psychological warfare upon one another, and at last comes a pistol, honor-bound by Chekhov’s law to go off by the third act.

The most noteworthy part in this remake by Kenneth Branagh is an unprecedented bit of stunt acting. Caine is now playing the wealthy snob Wyke, facing down that exemplar of Tony Blair’s Britain, the polymorphously perverse Jude Law as the dodgy, unsuccessful and, worst of all, half-foreign actor who has seduced Wyke’s wife. I mention Blair as one spot of evidence that the world is richer, queerer, more diverse and more treacherous than it was in 1972. England is more cosmopolitan, and the ruling class far less sure of itself. (And yesterday’s angry young man is today’s boring old crank.)

Branagh and Harold Pinter renovate the structure of Anthony Shaffer’s original play/screenplay, sweeping out the carnival automatons and amusement-park games. They have replaced them with a slightly dated “futuristic”-looking concrete bunker full of surveillance gadgets and electronic remote-operated sliding panels. They have spruced up the structure, but they can’t get the damp out of the walls. Naturally, Pinter’s rewrite of Shaffer’s play is more consciously profane. Pinter and Branagh try to Mamet things up; every use of the word “fuck” is supposed to make the roof tremble.

But in this version, it’s harder to buy the premise. Is Caine’s character nobility? In a sense, but he is no blueblood. A man who could afford a place like that would have to be a self-assured celebrity, instead of the doddering male Agatha Christie Wyke was first time around.

Branagh brings out a small camera for purported intimacy. The under-the-chin shots of the actors reveal, rather than conceal, a once-delightful bit of second-act trumpery made possible by longer shots. (The audience of 1972 may have been shrewder in many respects, but loads of them were pranked by a character then called “Inspector Doppel.”)

Needing a fresher surprise in the end, Pinter’s version takes a would-be flesh-creeping turn. It still feels a few decades too late, and it’s not really more of a surprise than the ultimate revelations in Gus Van Sant’s Gerry, or even more seriously diverting.

‘Sleuth’ opens Oct. 19 at Century CineArts at Sequoia. 25 Throckmorton Ave., Mill Valley. 415.388.4862.



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