One Billion Rising

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Ever seen a flash mob in person? Want to show support for the movement to end violence against women? Here’s your chance to experience both at once. On Valentine’s Day (that’s this Thursday, Feb. 14) hundreds of women will take part in a flash mob song and dance to “Break the Chains,” in English and Spanish, at 5pm in Santa Rosa’s Courthouse Square. Men will stand by in a semi-circle and sing in support.

The mob is a part of One Billion Rising, an international movement to end all violence. It was spurred by Vagina Monologues author Eve Ensler and will include over 200 countries. “More than one out of every three women on this planet will experience violence during her lifetime,” says Ensler in a press release. “Dance joins us and pushes us to go further, and that is why it’s at the center of One Billion Rising.”

Pope Resigns Due to Poor Health

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Something that hasn’t happened in 600 years has finally happened: the Pope resigned.

Pope Benedict XVI will step down at the end of the month due to his inability to perform duties because of failing “body and mind.” He is 85 years old and was elected Pope in 2005. The last time a Pope resigned was in 1415.

The announcement was a shock, to say the least. With all the secrecy of the Vatican, nobody can be truly sure the reason. At such an advanced age and this being such an unprecedented move, it must be something truly serious. It’s not implausible to suspect something like signs of Alzheimer’s or dementia triggered the resignation. Whether it was his own volition or the urging of those around him has not been stated.

What’s certain is his papacy was marred by several sexual abuse scandals and a push toward orthodoxy, including a campaign against condom prevention and any kind of birth control. Even nuns on a mission to serve the poor were chastised because of their outspoken attitude toward women’s rights. This, too, could be a contributing factor to his resignation, if we delve into the realm of conspiracy theories.

Something else that’s certain, this will trigger a spike in Dan Brown’s books and movies, and maybe even inspire a new novel by the
Davinci Code
author. Working title: Forgotten Communion.

What, too soon?

View From Above

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As we reported yesterday, it’s California Pot Week for the Supreme Court.

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  • Sticky green star.

If you want a view of the issue that’s less tell, more show, this Mother Jones video is for you. It’s an incredible Google Earth tour of Humbolt County’s industrial-scale growers, showing first-hand the environmental devastation that can come with such an under-regulated crop. You’ll see clear-cut, arid patches amid the Redwoods that hide these farm, and hear an overview from environmental sociologist Anthony Silvaggio from Humbolt State University.
“I think the fact that it’s unregulated is a real problem,” he says in the film, adding that local agencies like County Agricultural Commissioners can’t help growers who might want to green up their act because they receive federal dollars and it is, of course, federally prohibited.
Again, watch this awesome video here.

The Marijuana Clusterf*$k, Take 500

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No doubt you’ve seen the slew of headlines positing that a Supreme Court case this week could clarify the federal/state/local muddle about who-if anyone-is actually regulating dispensaries.

Weve reported the many nuances of this tangle before.

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  • We’ve reported the many nuances of this tangle before.

The City of Riverside vs. Inland Empire Patient’s Health and Wellness Center has been making its way through the court system for over a year now.
At stake is the question of whether local governments can ban dispensaries via zoning ordinances. It’s yet another page in the same story of Prop 215-Vs. the federal government, and, according to this Mercury News piece, the justices seemed swayed by the fact that Prop 215 (otherwise known as The Compassionate Use Act) does not prohibit cities from banning dispensaries via zoning ordinances. Of course, advocates content that, while it may not do exactly that, it does legalize marijuana for medicinal uses in California, and local zoning prohibitions are against the spirit of the law.
As we’ve said before, it’s only one piece of the smokin’ hot mess that is medical MJ and the law.
There’s this mess, in which lowly harvesters are targeted and then flood the courts, using public dollars and defenders.
And there’s this mess, in which confidential patient information is targeted by the feds in Mendocino.

Feb. 9: Zigaboo Modeliste at Sweetwater Music Hall

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Even if you think you don’t know anything about Zigaboo Modeliste—other than he’s got a sweet name—chances are you’ve heard his drum beats. Modeliste has recorded over 400 songs, both individually and with the Meters, and his music has been sampled by Run DMC, the Beastie Boys, Ice Cube, Salt-N-Pepa, Naughty by Nature and many others. The New Orleans drummer, credited as being the “Godfather of Groove,” plays songs like “Cissy Strut” and “At the Mardi Gras” on Saturday, Feb. 9, at Sweetwater Music Hall. 19 Corte Madera Ave., Mill Valley. 9pm. $20. 415.388.1700.

Feb. 9: The Jacka at the Phoenix Theater

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There are countless reasons one cancels a show. (Heck, Morrissey has been making a late-career tradition out of it lately!) But with lyrics that offer up myriad theories, one can only guess why independent Bay Area rap sensation the Jacka had to bow out of his Nov. 24 date last year in Petaluma. No matter—he’s back this weekend with Husalah to brings hits like “100 Out the Clip” and “Everyday Is a Weekend” to a poppin’ crowd ready for some heavy-hitting rhymes. Be there on Saturday, Feb. 9, at the Phoenix Theater. 201 E. Washington St., Petaluma. 8pm. $25. 707.762.3565.

Feb. 8: Bill Cosby at the Wells Fargo Center

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King of random noises that no one can quite understand, television star and veteran standup performer Bill Cosby returns to the Wells Fargo Center this week. Parent-approved Cosby would have been a shoo-in to deliver the free Jell-O pudding promised to distraught San Francisco 49ers fans this week—if only he could have arrived in town sooner! At 75, Cosby still retains his insightful stance on Thanksgiving, dentists and children, though don’t expect the famous sweater; he’s usually seen in public wearing printed hoodies these days. Follow his wild mind on Friday, Feb. 8, at Wells Fargo Center. 50 Mark West Springs Road, Santa Rosa. 8pm. $69—$99. 707.546.3600.

Feb. 7-10: February Rambles at Terrapin Crossroads

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Q: What’s a ramble? A: It’s essentially a one-night stand without the guilt. Midnight rambles were originally started by Levon Helm of the Band, held at Helm’s studio known as “the Barn.” (As the nights went on, Helm once quipped, “the jokes would get a little funnier and the prettiest dancer would really get down and shake it a few times.”) Phil Lesh of the Grateful Dead keeps Helm’s tradition of rambles alive at Terrapin Crossroads, where you can catch him this week playing alongside Jackie Greene, Neal Casal, Tony Leone and Adam MacDougall. Thursday—Saturday, Feb. 7—10, at Terrapin Crossroads. 100 Yacht Club Drive, San Rafael. 7pm. $65. 415.542.2773.

Thursday Thrust

Electronic dance records were once sold on vinyl. Back then, “house heads” could explore everything from deep tribal bass to lounge house and Eurotrance on open turntables tied to giant headphones at record stores. If you remember the Santa Rosa store Harmonics or Oakland’s Homebase, you remember the days.

The landscape has changed dramatically since the late ’90s rave scene, but the rhythm continues to seduce. Sebastopol native Patrick Malone has spent 15 years cultivating his knowledge of electronic music. From raver to promoter to talent buyer, Malone is a one-man party planner, and a damn good one at that. A trained audio engineer who performs under the moniker DJ Malarkey, Malone is the founder of Juke Joint, the Thursday-night showcase that put Sebastopol on the electronic music map.

For more than a decade, Malone has been a fixture at what is now known as the Hopmonk Tavern, from its days as the Powerhouse and the Sebastopol Brewing Company. He drove U-Haul trailers into Santa Rosa just to borrow the equipment capable of producing the sound needed for electronic shows.

When the brewery was bought by Dean Biersch, the newly inaugurated Hopmonk Tavern handed Malone the role of talent buyer in 2008, and “the Abbey” has since become his kingdom of noise. “It was a dream come true for someone like me, in my mid-20s,” he says, “to have someone say, ‘Here’s a budget, let’s put in a serious, real-deal sound system.'”

Changing up formats, too, has had a major impact. Malone began experimenting with new genres, incorporating funk and break beats, hip-hop and Latin to create palatability for the small-town vibe. Over the years, he’s added a number of cultural experiments, from the risqué burlesque variety show Cabaret de Caliente to live Edwardian Gypsy bands.

The décor, too, transforms with each weekly event. His 12 consecutive years at Burning Man have leant a unique habitat hardly matched outside the City. Most of all, in keeping with Juke Joint’s tradition of top-notch electronica, Malone continues to host some of the biggest international DJs. (Last month in the 200-capacity room, he booked Bonobo, who headlines the Warfield, the San Francisco venue that’s over 10 times Hopmonk’s size, in May.)

Now, six years later and bringing back their first-ever guest, Juke Joint presents genre-bending genius J Boogie on Feb. 7 for a night of indulgence and dance. Bonus: be there for a major announcement guaranteed to stir up the electronic music scene for good.

Iron Horse Vineyards

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Overheard: One summer afternoon, at a winery several miles from here, two couples are enjoying wine under a canopy of leaves. One is younger, the other, parental. They’re talking about bubbles. “Then there’s the ‘China bubble,'” the elder man continues, derisively. “Oh, right,” the presumed son-in-law snorts knowingly, eagerly. “The China bubble.”

In wine as in other business, the world’s second largest economy continues to be the object both of big claims and pithy pooh-poohing. Meanwhile, Iron Horse Vineyards have released some China bubbles of their own—whether to hedge their bets, stay in the game or just celebrate the Year of the Snake.

Some facts about snake: the boar is your enemy, the cock and ox are friends. The Chinese Cuvée debuted in the Year of the Horse, natch. Only the third iteration, the current release dates from 2004, around the time we last dropped in here. Back then, the “tasting room” was just a warped slap of oak resting on a couple of barrels; things have changed. There’s a shed roof. More barrels. Outdoor heaters. It’s gotten so downright comfy that an old farm cat now creeps, squinting and arthritic, out of the vineyard at 3:30pm daily to make herself at home. In other words, it’s the same old rustic wine shed, and that is what’s so special about it.

That, and top-notch sparkling, no fooling around. The 2004 Chinese Cuvée ($98), discounted throughout February, is a pale 50/50 blend with austere aromas, elegant froth and a crisp finish that says “Brut.” Dialed down a bit since the original blend was created for the 1986 showdown of Gipper vs. Gorby, the 2008 Russian Cuvée ($40) has a golden raisin character, the finish being otherwise nearly as brisk as the Reykjavik wind.

Today’s crowd-pleaser is the 2008 Winter’s Cuvée ($50). Spiked with a half-mil of Pinot Noir brandy in the dosage, it’s Squirrel Nutkin-nutty and just slightly on the sweet side. The pale copper-hued 2008 Wedding Cuvée ($38) fills the mouth with a riot of fine bubbles, leaping up as if it can’t wait for the toast. But it’s the 2007 Ocean Reserve Blanc de Blancs ($40) for me, with its enchanting, yeasty-floral aroma like God’s own fresh-baked shortbread, lean, grapefruit-spritzer of a finish, and 10 percent donation to support sustainable fisheries.

Sparklers like these drive people to boldness. “I’ve seen people drop on one knee in the driveway,” says tasting room manager Lisa Macek, “and propose in front of a crowd.” Listen up snake: beware of boar.

Iron Horse Vineyards, 9786 Ross Station Road, Sebastopol. Open daily, 10am–4:30pm. Tasting fee, $15–$20. 707.887.1507.

One Billion Rising

Flash mob, anti-violence demonstration all in one

Pope Resigns Due to Poor Health

What was the real reason behind Benedict XVI's desicion to step down?

View From Above

Insane Google Earth tour of Humboldt marijuana farms

The Marijuana Clusterf*$k, Take 500

No doubt you've seen the slew of headlines positing that a Supreme Court case this week could clarify the federal/state/local muddle about who-if anyone-is actually regulating dispensaries. North Bay BohemianWe've reported the many nuances of this tangle before. The City of Riverside vs. Inland Empire Patient's Health and Wellness Center has been making its way through the court system for...

Feb. 9: Zigaboo Modeliste at Sweetwater Music Hall

Even if you think you don’t know anything about Zigaboo Modeliste—other than he’s got a sweet name—chances are you’ve heard his drum beats. Modeliste has recorded over 400 songs, both individually and with the Meters, and his music has been sampled by Run DMC, the Beastie Boys, Ice Cube, Salt-N-Pepa, Naughty by Nature and many others. The New Orleans...

Feb. 9: The Jacka at the Phoenix Theater

There are countless reasons one cancels a show. (Heck, Morrissey has been making a late-career tradition out of it lately!) But with lyrics that offer up myriad theories, one can only guess why independent Bay Area rap sensation the Jacka had to bow out of his Nov. 24 date last year in Petaluma. No matter—he’s back this weekend with...

Feb. 8: Bill Cosby at the Wells Fargo Center

King of random noises that no one can quite understand, television star and veteran standup performer Bill Cosby returns to the Wells Fargo Center this week. Parent-approved Cosby would have been a shoo-in to deliver the free Jell-O pudding promised to distraught San Francisco 49ers fans this week—if only he could have arrived in town sooner! At 75, Cosby...

Feb. 7-10: February Rambles at Terrapin Crossroads

Q: What’s a ramble? A: It’s essentially a one-night stand without the guilt. Midnight rambles were originally started by Levon Helm of the Band, held at Helm’s studio known as “the Barn.” (As the nights went on, Helm once quipped, “the jokes would get a little funnier and the prettiest dancer would really get down and shake it a...

Thursday Thrust

Six years of Juke Joint in Sebastopol

Iron Horse Vineyards

Happy New Year, you snake
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