Pastie Treats

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It’s an American tradition often misunderstood and maligned, but there’s nothing wrong with burlesque.

Back in the days of vaudeville, it was a spectacle to be seen—all feather boas and bawdy humor, with exotic variety shows and striptease dances that leaned heavily on the tease.

Only after the advent of Playboy and adult entertainment did the “tease” lose out to the “strip” and burlesque become taboo. But that’s been changing in the past decade, as a new empowered generation of dancers and performers have taken burlesque back and revived its glory days—which is exactly what Eva D’Luscious is doing now in the North Bay.

A life-long dancer, D’Luscious discovered burlesque while living in San Francisco. Pioneering troupes in the ’90s like the Hubba Hubba Revue and L.A.’s Velvet Hammer brought back the glamour in full and left their mark on D’Luscious.

“There was a Tease-O-Rama [show] that I went to years ago in the City,” she says. “And just seeing the ladies up there, how much fun they were having and how clever they were in their acts, I decided when the time is right, I’m going to go do that.”

The mother of two now lives in Sebastopol, and began her burlesque career just five years ago. Her first lessons in burlesque came from legends like Satan’s Angel and Bombshell Betty. D’Luscious now teaches workshops herself and has performed everywhere from the Bay Area to Burning Man.

“It just hooked me,” says D’Luscious of her first foray into burlesque. “To go into a place where you’re so vulnerable and open but everybody’s cheering for you and supporting you—that’s what I try to pass along, too.”

Three years ago, she co-founded Cabaret de Caliente, producing burlesque events in cooperation with community-minded groups and venues around Sonoma County. Just this year, the group began its latest event series, at Christy’s on the Square in downtown Santa Rosa.

“I was trying to figure out, ‘What does Sonoma County like?’ and then I had this ‘a-ha’ moment, like ‘Oh, they like booze and food! Of course!'” says a laughing D’Luscious. “Specifically wine—and I like sparkling wine. And it goes so well with burlesque.”

On April 17, Cabaret de Caliente presents its new, disco-themed “Bubbly Burlesque” show at Christy’s on the Square, pairing local sparkling wines from Chandon with cupcakes from Cupcravery. D’Luscious serves as master of ceremonies.

“Bubbly Burlesque” joins a schedule of shows that also includes the “Solstice Seduction” revue at Hopmonk Sebastopol and the “Shake for Me” Led Zeppelin tribute.

In contrast to those who see burlesque as exploitive, D’Luscious believes it emboldens those who perform it. “We all create this atmosphere of encouragement, and I think that’s still kind of a revolutionary thing in our society.”

Pension Tensions

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City Situation

Frustrated with stalled negotiations with the city, the Santa Rosa City Employees Association (SRCEA) showed its displeasure, with dozens of members wearing white shirts at Tuesday night’s Santa Rosa City Council meeting. The union has been working without a contract since July, and has rejected offers from the city. They have asked for a 2 percent cost of living adjustment, followed by a 2 to 5 percent raise the following year. The city has reportedly offered annual increases of 2 and 2.5 percent in a two-year contract, but asked for employees to contribute more to pensions. The union voted in February to join the larger Teamsters Local 856, for “professional support,” as SRCEA president Mike Reynolds told the Press Democrat. The planned demonstration is not a strike, nor a threat to strike, but is meant to show SRCEA’s dissatisfaction with negotiations.

Virtual Training

The Community and Local Law Enforcement Task Force was asked Monday to look into virtual-reality training for the Sonoma County Sheriff’s Office. The technology, sheriff’s officials say, would cost roughly $100,000 and could help officers avoid deadly scenarios like the Andy Lopez tragedy. A study conducted in 1992 found that interactive video, a likely precursor to virtual reality, ranked high in effectiveness by officers “in terms of their ability to facilitate use of force decision making.” The task force also heard a plea to increase the number of nonlethal-impact projectile launchers from five to 35. The Task Force put off any action recommending the options, citing the need for public feedback. (We’d like to hear your opinion at le*****@******an.com.) The task force was created to address issues raised after Lopez, 13, was shot by a Sonoma County Sheriff’s deputy in October.

Back Yard Rambles

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When it comes to fun stuff to do and places to go, the North Bay is loaded. Great food and drink destinations? We’ve got that covered and then some. Ocean, mountains, hill, trails, rivers and winding roads? Check. Lively music venues and cultural attractions? We’ve got them in spades, too.

Our annual Resident Tourist issue celebrates our land of plenty with three themes—food and drink, outdoor recreation and music. We’ll leave many of the more well-known attractions to the real tourists. This insider’s guide is by no means exhaustive. We’ve had to pick and choose some of our favorites, lest we get started and never stop.

I’ve lived here just over three years, and I am very much a resident tourist myself, eagerly discovering new things about the North Bay that make me continually thankful I live here.

How do you play resident tourist in your own back yard? Let us know at le*****@******an.com.

—Stett Holbrook

Our Great Outdoors

In the Whitmanian sense of the expression, the North Bay contains multitudes when it comes to outdoor adventures. Thing is, there are so many outdoors destinations, you might as well pick a few, get in the car and save some for next time. Life’s short, but let’s hope it’s not that short. And jeez, there’s more than enough natural splendor to enjoy just looking out the window of your car.

Walt Whitman, who coined the multitudes phrase in his poem “Song of Myself,” was an inveterate beachcomber in his 19th-century day. Ol’ Walt would have flipped out over the 70,000 sublime and accessible acres of Point Reyes National Seashore, the vast and rugged coastal redoubt in Marin County where one can spend a day or a month or a life getting blissfully lost and found in nature.

A recent morning found your Bohemian scribe on a hike out to Limantour Beach. It’s an exquisite, white-sand stretch of total abject pleasure along Drakes Bay. And it’s just a few steps from parking lot to beach. On a recent visit to Point Reyes, and despite the warning signs, I did not encounter any Fukushima flotsam (or jetsam, for that matter) as I walked a mile or so down the beach. But it was very cool to score a large piece of weathered, blue beach glass, a rarity for collectors of such things. Limantour beach is friendly to families and free-spirited nudists alike, if the light crowd on a recent weekday morning was any indication.

Another nearby bonus for an overnight sensation, if you are so inclined, is the nearby Point Reyes National Seashore Hostel, the only on-site lodging in the park, where a bed can be had for as little as $25 a night. But I had miles to go before sleep on this daylong, three-county roundabout adventure.

Next stop, Bodega Bay. Before heading up the coast, I pulled in to Point Reyes Station for some coffee from the legendary Bovine Bakery. Now I was ready to hit the highway, jacked on caffeine with the Dead Kennedys cranking in the cassette deck, and the fog rolling across the coast.

When you get to Bodega Bay, we suggest you drive out to the marina area and wander for a while among the fleet here, but don’t bother the crows—they’re deadly, sayeth Hitchcock. Just as you’re heading out of town to the north, keep an eye for the Bodega Dunes Campground. It’s a state campsite and you’ll need to book it in advance, but the campground is centrally located and provides a great and inexpensive ($35 a night) launch point if you’re spending a few days in Bodega Bay and don’t want to drop $275 on a tony B&B experience (though we recommend that, too, if you can swing it).

Now that you’ve got Bodega Bay in the rearview mirror, the rugged Sonoma coastline beckons for a few more miles northward—and then there it is, the mighty Russian River and, with it, a fork in the road. As Yogi Berra famously said, take the fork. Scenic Route 116 runs along the river awhile before you hit the fringes of civilized Sonoma County, and there are lots of places to stop off and hike, bike, swim or whatever suits your fancy. There are canoe rentals in Forestville and there’s Armstrong Redwood State Park in Guerneville, where you can also rent kayaks, or head to Steelhead Beach on the river.

The road was long and winding as I made my way toward Napa County, and the final destination of the day: the Petrified Forest in Calistoga.

Oh darn, it was closed.

Instead, I regretfully reflected back to the petrified wood I saw in the nude section of Limantour beach. When you’re playing resident tourist, it pays to plan ahead.—Tom Gogola

Ear Candy

The North Bay is home to some outstanding music destinations. The most recent addition, Sonoma State University’s Green Music Center, is truly a masterpiece of sonic architecture. Modeled after the famed Ozawa Hall at Tanglewood in Massachusetts, the main hall at the GMC is the aural equivalent of a cashmere blanket. Warm, rich, luxurious sound emanates from the maple stage, filling the 2,000-seat hall with the sounds of a trio, solo piano or full symphony orchestra with choir. The likes of Yo-Yo Ma and Lang Lang have graced the stage, and on April 27 violinist Hilary Hahn (the 34-year-old virtuoso was named Time magazine’s best young classical musician in 2011) come to play.

But it’s not just about high society here. There are plenty of student and faculty ensembles taking the stage, with ticket prices sometimes in the single digits. In a stunning transformation, the home of the Santa Rosa Symphony opens its rear wall to a sloped grass field for afternoon picnic performances, giving a view of the musicians inside, without having to worry about a toddler’s impatience ruining the mood.

At the opposite end of the spectrum is the Bottlerock festival in Napa, running May 30–June 1. Music festivals are not unique, especially in California, but with headliners this year like the Cure and Outkast (who also headlined Coachella), it’s an event that many are planning vacations around. After a popular success (and business disaster) in its first year, the show is back with a renewed focus on music and, vendors hope, paying its bills on time. Add to it the location—the center of world-renowned Napa Valley—and there arises the niche.

Winetasting and culinary adventure await festivalgoers, and we’re not talking three-buck Chuck and greasy pizza. There will be sushi, there will be artisan tacos with handmade tortillas, there will be boutique wine. Of course, winetasting in Napa isn’t a new concept, but having dozens of wineries and high-end food choices at a music festival setting sure is. And to top it off, it’s at the Napa Expo Center, officially making it the coolest thing ever to happen at the Napa Expo Center.

Napa’s summer music scene is not just about expensive music festivals. Take, for example, the wonderful walking tour that is Porchfest. That veranda isn’t just for sittin’ anymore; it’s for pickin’, grinnin’, strummin’, bowin’, drummin’ and singin’. The historic porches of Napa are a sight on their own, but add some ol’ timey music, and they become a musical delight.

Fifty porches in the city are on the books for this year’s free festival on July 27, and so far, more than 70 bands have signed up to play—that’s right, bands just sign up for a spot and they’re in. No booking agents, no radio payola, no radius clauses—just music. Some are intimate concerts to passersby, some are full-blown blanket-and-chairs events, depending on the location and musical guest.

Picnics are encouraged, as there are no $3 bottles of water for sale, nor are there souvenir hats or foam fingers. This is about the music, plain and simple. Young bands, old bands, folk bands, rock bands—with so much music going on, there’s bound to be something everyone can enjoy.

If all this feel-good acoustic music stirs dead memories to life—Grateful Dead memories, that is—there are a couple pf great spots in Marin County to reminisce: Terrapin Crossroads, founded by Dead bassist Phil Lesh, and Sweetwater Music Hall, opened by Dead guitarist Bob Weir. The two spots have featured former Dead members and their friends regularly, and you never know when Lesh or Weir might be feeling saucy enough to jump on the stage and jam with the band.

But the entertainment extends beyond just the Dead—both feature big names on a weekly basis, like the Chris Robinson Brotherhood, who play a three-evening residence at Terrapin at the end of April, and Michael Franti with members of RatDog, playing Sweetwater on April 30. Both feature local favorites, too, like the Easy Leaves and Dirty Cello. With music served up nightly (and during daylight hours on weekends), it’s time to get truckin’ down Shakedown Street to Terrapin Station with a friend of the devil.—Nicolas Grizzle

Food & Drink

What and where to eat and drink are important questions that carry special significance in the North Bay. The choices are bewildering. Here are a handful of places on my short list. I’ll start from western Sonoma County, head down to Marin County and cross over in Napa County.

Eating at the Casino Bar and Grill for the first time nearly four years ago helped seal the deal on my move to the area. The Bodega restaurant-in-a-75-year-old-bar is run by a changing lineup of chefs who whip up a new menu every night from a tiny kitchen in the town’s watering hole/gathering place. I’m partial to Mark Malicki. Simply check Casino’s Facebook page to see what’s for dinner. Recent standouts include rabbit rillettes, Sriracha chile crab, short rib pot stickers and smoked salmon. That’s a far cry from the peanuts and pretzels served at most bars. On sunny days, eating barbecued oysters and sipping cold IPA out on the little patio is a quintessential West County experience.

I’ve long been a fan of the Tomales Bakery, but K&A Take Away is my new favorite. The 240-square-foot shop was once the town’s post office, but now the diminutive space is a showcase for Amy Carpenter’s inventive sausage sandwiches. The self-taught sausage maker always has Italian links and bratwurst on the menu, but she saves the third slot for something creative like date and orange chicken sausage or curry-potato chicken sausage. Don’t miss her great side dishes like the sweet potato and poblano chile salad or quinoa, roasted carrot and black bean salad. The name is more than a rhyme. K&A Take Away has nowhere to sit, so you will be taking your food to go.

Western Marin and Sonoma counties have become a destination for cheese lovers. But if you call this place home, your trip to cheese nirvana is a short one. Point Reyes Station’s Cow Girl Creamery is justly known as a cheese wonderland, and Santa Rosa’s Oliver’s Market has an equally strong cheese selection, particularly when it comes to local cheese. Freestone Artisan Cheese is the newest cheesemonger on the block . The little shop specializes in local cheeses, including some hard-to-find ones like the excellent Bleating Heart and Barinaga Ranch sheep’s milk cheese. The other thing that gets me into the shop is the Olive Tree Hills olive oil on tap. The Sebastopol-grown oil is delicious and affordable. Bring your own bottle and fill ‘er up.

Kombucha is a great alternative to soda pop, and Windsor’s Revive kombucha is my favorite by far, but did you know there is another probiotic beverage made in Sebastopol? Get in on the trend early and check out the Kefiry, makers of a great assortment of water kefir. You’ve probably had milk kefir, but water kefir is dairy-free and has the same beneficial bugs in it. I don’t go for the stomach-friendly bacteria but, rather, the great flavors they swim in—O.M.G. Chocolate, Guayusa Cola and Tulsi Rose are some of my faves.

Next stop, Thistle Meats. The seven-week-old butcher shop in downtown Petaluma is a beauty. While many people will focus on the fact that the butcher shop is run by the lovely Molly Best and Lisa Modica (I can already see the glossy Sunset and Bon Appétit magazine spreads), it’s the quality meat and sausage that will earn them a reputation. The impeccably clean, white-tiled shop specializes in whole animal butchery from a who’s who of local, responsibly minded meat producers. In addition to house-aged cuts of meat and sausage, they serve a hearty sandwich of the day made on crusty Della bakery ciabatta.

Further down the road in Larkspur, Bel Campo Meats is another meat palace. The butcher shop and restaurant sources all its meat from its own ranch in Mt. Shasta, giving new meaning to the term farm-to-table. Like Thistle, the meat is pricey, but that’s how it should be. Just eat less of it. So-called cheap meat exacts a much higher price on the environment and on animal welfare. Bel Campo’s burger with beef fat-fried fries will make you a believer.

Heading east to Napa County, the attraction is, of course, wine. But how does one avoid the tour bus crowds and all those nonresident tourists? You gotta know where to go.

Velo Vino Clif Family Winery, the winery from the Clif Bar folks, caters to enophiles and cyclists alike with cycling maps to various Napa Valley bikes routes and a cycling theme. St. Helena’s Raymond Vineyards has a guest house for dogs and lots of funky, cool stuff like the crystal cellar tasting area. The rustic feel of Rustridge Ranch and Winery isn’t painted on. It’s real. The winery is on a horse ranch and offers a guesthouse if you want to spend the night.

If you appreciate serious Cabernet Sauvignon, make a pilgrimage up to Spring Mountain to Cain Vineyard and Winery. Stagecoach Vineyard offers winetasting, of course, but it also has 60- or 90-minute tours of the stunning 1,100-acre property. On a clear day, you can see all the way to San Francisco.

While many of the best things in life are free, some are definitely not. To my fellow resident tourists I’d argue that it’s worth dining at St. Helena’s Meadowood restaurant at least once. Along with French Laundry, which will soon reopen in a new location, Meadowood is the only North Bay restaurant with three Michelin stars. Executive chef Christopher Kostow’s cooking is hard to pin down, but let’s go with cerebral and madly, creatively, out-of-this-world delicious.

Happy travels.—Stett Holbrook

Powerful Chords

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When I first heard the original cast recording of Next to Normal, Brian Yorkey and Tom Kitt’s Pulitzer-winning rock musical about mental illness and pharmacology, I was knocked out by it.

A couple years later, when the touring production came to San Francisco, with original star Alice Ripley in the role that won her a Tony, I was underwhelmed by the phoned-in performances and slick blandness of the enterprise. But since my first impression came from listening to the album, I held firm to the belief that, under the right circumstances, Next to Normal could be as good onstage as it was in my headphones.

Turns out I was right.

Under the brilliant direction of Kim Bromley, Novato Theater Company’s staging is intimate, accessible and raw—and the cast performs the hell out of the show. In Bromley’s hands, the bombast of the touring production gives way to an understated yet intense experience, keeping the humor alive while never blinking in the glare of the play’s harsher observations.

Diana Goodman (Alison Peltz) is a wife and mother who seems fairly typical as the play begins: a little bored with her life, amiably at odds with her teenage children, unable to sleep some nights but otherwise OK. Then, without warning, she has a full-on psychotic break, manically making sandwiches on the kitchen floor.

The episode is witnessed, with weary dismay, by her overachieving daughter, Natalie (Julianne Thompson), and her husband, Dan (Anthony Martinez), and we realize that this is not the first time Diana has gone around the bend.

After 16 years of daily medicinal treatment, her bipolar disorder is beginning to exhibit schizophrenic symptoms as well, and against the protests of her son, Gabe (Fernando Siu), Diana agrees to try a new doctor, the rock-star psychiatrist Dr. Madden (Sean O’Brien). It’s part of the play’s power that Diana’s subsequent journey through a series of therapies—including electroshock, portrayed as a power-rock, dance-dream sequence—is treated with a stunning lack of judgment or preachiness.

These are real, identifiable people, and their pain—and biting sense of humor—is both highly relatable and deeply inspiring. The remarkably strong music, under the excellent direction of Lucas Sherman, is tight and rock-solid, carrying Next to Normal to its bittersweet ending on a powerful wave of sheer, beautiful, fully electric passion and power.

Rating (out of 5): ★★★★½

‘Next to Normal’ runs Friday–Sunday through April 27 at the NTC Playhouse. 5420 Nave Drive, Novato. Friday–Saturday, 8pm; 3pm matinees on Sunday. $15–$25. 415.226.9353.

The Hootenanny State

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Josh Windmiller is striving to bring the North Bay sound to the world.

The frontman of folk-punks the Crux, Windmiller is increasingly involved in the music community, from the stage to behind the scenes, booking shows around the area under the umbrella of the North Bay Hootenanny. Since 2010, the Hoot’s been a part of several local festivals, such as Petaluma’s Rivertown Revival, and regularly occurring shows at venues like the now defunct Last Day Saloon.

When the Saloon went belly up, Windmiller had to make other arrangements. He met Sheana Davis, owner of the Epicurean Connection in Sonoma in 2013. Davis was interested in throwing parties at her cafe, and the Hootenanny was the perfect match.

Now the Epicurean Connection has become the new home base of many Hootenanny events, integrating the county’s lively local scene into one exciting venue. This weekend, the North Bay Hootenanny presents Marin songwriter and flutist Keady Phelan (April 18), Sonoma County Cajun rockers T-Luke and the Tight Suits (April 19) and Americana master Dave Hamilton (April 20).

The Hootenanny continues with local-music showcase events through the year at the Epicurean Connection. Check our calendar listings for future events.

Kachina Cult Cab

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I’m not breaking any news reporting that yet another couple packed in the high-tech life to rusticate in the vineyards.

Kachina Vineyards owners Greg (shown) and Nancy Chambers gave up fast-paced careers 15 years ago to buy an undeveloped parcel in the benchlands above Dry Creek Valley. And, yes, they built a little Tuscan-style winery with artfully exposed brick and planted estate Cabernet Sauvignon—check and check. But their pastoral aspirations didn’t stop at the precious designation “vintner.” They went all the way to “goat breeder.”

Spanish meat goats are a rare, hardy breed that will eat nearly anything—including poison oak, a handy trait in the dense oak woodland surrounding the winery. One fuzzy, brown kid was rejected by its mother earlier this spring and had to be hand-raised. He’s a keeper. The fate of the rest will vary, but I’m not going to speculate on the wine pairing.

Kachina is named after spirit beings from the Hopi tradition, which may represent earthly figures or deities. “The god we picked was the god of good harvest and prosperity,” Greg says. “It seemed tied in to what we were doing.” Self-taught winemakers, the couple run the 1,000-case winery themselves, and pour wine for visitors on a quiet patio under the oaks.

Cicadas chirp from the trees and turkeys gobble in the scrub while tiny caterpillars bob from silken strands above my glass of 2012 Russian River Valley Chardonnay ($32). Like a sample spritzed in the air by a perfume counter clerk, this wine suggests, “Here, try Chardonnay.” In between tart, Eureka lemon and refreshing, lime margarita flavors, sweet butterscotch sneaks a ride to the finish. There’s a meaty savor to the dry, cherry-fleshed 2013 Sangiovese Rosé ($29), and the Zinfandel Port ($32), washing down a locally made chocolate truffle, becomes a light, grapey quaff.

Rarer than a Spanish goat is the Savoie grape; the 2012 Charbono ($29) is sourced from a portion of the 80 or so acres of this heritage grape remaining in California. A chameleon once mistakenly labeled Pinot Noir, among other things, Charbono is also known as raffish-sounding Douce Noir in France, where it’s also rare (but don’t cry for Bonarda, which turns out to be the same grape, widely planted in Argentina).

For fans, the grape wins on character—it makes a supple and buoyantly fruity wine at relatively low alcohol levels. This one’s got the aroma of dried blueberries and leather, but tannins as soft and plush as a Persian cat. I would pair with goat cheese, and leave it at that.

Kachina Vineyards, 4551 Dry Creek Road, Healdsburg. Tastings by appointment only, Thursday–Monday; $10. 707.332.0854.

The Killer Corn

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Granted, when 50 tortillas cost $2 to buy, and making them right can take a full day, practicality wins out much of the time.

But many diners only know the Taco Bell–ized version of the tortilla, and these flavorless vehicles for meat and guacamole just don’t give the ancient food that powered a civilization for hundreds of years the respect it deserves.

Like most cheap food that has been around for centuries, tortillas have hung around so long because they’re tasty, affordable, and have nutritious value. But, as with many modern takes on old standards, the popular version pales in comparison to the real thing.

To make a tortilla from scratch, one must start at the ground level. Burning limestone is a way to obtain lime (calcium oxide, known in markets simply as “cal”), which, when mixed with water, makes calcium hydroxide. Yes, we’re still talking about tortillas, and this is where science comes into play.

One cup of this mixture is poured into a pot of water and dried field corn, which is then boiled for five minutes before being left to sit overnight. The hemicellulose and pectin in the plant’s cell walls break down in the solution, and the indigestible hulls loosen. This is called nixtamalization. The calcium is absorbed in the corn and allows for the release of chemicals that allow for easier grinding and give the dough its signature texture.

Once drained, the bright yellow kernels are rinsed under cool water and rubbed together to remove the hulls. Not only does this make the corn palatable and versatile, it makes it less deadly.

In the mid 19th century, it was confirmed that corn was the cause of pellagra when a French campaign to eliminate the vegetable as a diet staple all but eradicated the deadly disease from western Europe. But it wasn’t until 1938 that American scientists discovered that niacin cures pellagra, and it was even later that nixtamalization, which adds niacin and other vitamins to corn, was found to eliminate the cause of the disease altogether.

And this is something Mesoamericans were doing in the 15th century. It took us over 500 years to figure out how to stop killing ourselves with corn. That’s how important this process is.

The corn’s now ready for grinding, but this can’t be done in a food processor. Traditionally, it’s ground with a bit of water on a large, flat stone called a metate. At El Molino Central in Boyes Hot Springs, this is done daily. (A “molino” is the name of the machine and the place where corn is traditionally brought for grinding, because to do large amounts by hand would mean an absurd amount of work.)

El Molino Central’s tortillas and chips are spectacular on their own, and instantly elevate anything that accompanies them. The restaurant takes pride in this—rightfully so—offering chips and tortillas to go at the counter.

Back to the tortillas (we’re almost done). The dough, called masa, is made into little balls called testales. Placed between two circles cut from plastic bags, it’s squished in a press and cooked on a griddle until a pocket forms in the middle. Now they’re ready to be stuffed (tacos, enchiladas), fried (chips, tostadas) or just eaten right away with a little bit of butter (heaven).

Wish I Was At Coachella!

Did your 2014 Coachella Wristband Ticket Box with stop-action video and radio frequency IDs get lost in the mail? Yea, so did mine.

But don’t trip on being broke and stuck at home. The first ever Wish I Was At Coachella party is happening tonight at Christy’s in downtown Santa Rosa, where homegrown boys DJs Sykwidit and E20 are going to spin everything under the hot desert sun, from Outkast and Skrillex to Chvrches and Little Dragon. Come get your dance on and don’t be like these guys. The North Bay’s baddest party DJs are gonna rock all the real bands you are gonna miss because you couldn’t decide what to wear.

Christy’s On The Square, 96 Old Courthouse Square, Santa Rosa (707) 528-8565, free before 10:30pm.

April 10: Anthony Jeselnik at Cotati’s Green Music Center

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Comedian Anthony Jeselnik might be a sociopath. That’s the only way to explain how the razor-sharp humorist could dare say the things he says on his Comedy Central show, The Jeselnik Offensive, or on his recent comedy album Caligula, or on his many appearances on shows like Comedy Central Roast. Finding the funny in tragic times comes easy to Jeselnik, and the comic brings a red-hot iron poker of mockery to the Green Music Center for a night of skewering satirical insanity. Jeselnik appears on April 10 at the Green Music Center, 1801 East Cotati Ave., Rohnert Park. 7pm. $20—$35.

April 11: Operation Jazz at the Healdsburg Center for the Arts

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Operation Jazz is a fixture in the Healdsburg area, a weeklong jazz studies immersion for music students led by pro musicians and capped off by a concert at the Healdsburg Center for the Arts. This year, percussionist and Operation Jazz educator Babatunde Lea leads an ensemble that will perform the music of Miles Davis and John Coltrane. Joining Lea are former Davis saxophonist Azar Lawrence, trombonist Angela Wellman and jazz pianist Frank Martin, among others, all of whom participated in Operation Jazz. Babatunde Lea and friends play April 11, at the Healdsburg Center for the Arts, 130 Plaza St., Healdsburg. 7:30pm. 707.431.1970.

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Pastie Treats

It's an American tradition often misunderstood and maligned, but there's nothing wrong with burlesque. Back in the days of vaudeville, it was a spectacle to be seen—all feather boas and bawdy humor, with exotic variety shows and striptease dances that leaned heavily on the tease. Only after the advent of Playboy and adult entertainment did the "tease" lose out to the...

Pension Tensions

City Situation Frustrated with stalled negotiations with the city, the Santa Rosa City Employees Association (SRCEA) showed its displeasure, with dozens of members wearing white shirts at Tuesday night's Santa Rosa City Council meeting. The union has been working without a contract since July, and has rejected offers from the city. They have asked for a 2 percent cost...

Back Yard Rambles

When it comes to fun stuff to do and places to go, the North Bay is loaded. Great food and drink destinations? We've got that covered and then some. Ocean, mountains, hill, trails, rivers and winding roads? Check. Lively music venues and cultural attractions? We've got them in spades, too. Our annual Resident Tourist issue celebrates our land of plenty...

Powerful Chords

When I first heard the original cast recording of Next to Normal, Brian Yorkey and Tom Kitt's Pulitzer-winning rock musical about mental illness and pharmacology, I was knocked out by it. A couple years later, when the touring production came to San Francisco, with original star Alice Ripley in the role that won her a Tony, I was underwhelmed by...

The Hootenanny State

Josh Windmiller is striving to bring the North Bay sound to the world. The frontman of folk-punks the Crux, Windmiller is increasingly involved in the music community, from the stage to behind the scenes, booking shows around the area under the umbrella of the North Bay Hootenanny. Since 2010, the Hoot's been a part of several local festivals, such as...

Kachina Cult Cab

I'm not breaking any news reporting that yet another couple packed in the high-tech life to rusticate in the vineyards. Kachina Vineyards owners Greg (shown) and Nancy Chambers gave up fast-paced careers 15 years ago to buy an undeveloped parcel in the benchlands above Dry Creek Valley. And, yes, they built a little Tuscan-style winery with artfully exposed brick and...

The Killer Corn

Granted, when 50 tortillas cost $2 to buy, and making them right can take a full day, practicality wins out much of the time. But many diners only know the Taco Bell–ized version of the tortilla, and these flavorless vehicles for meat and guacamole just don't give the ancient food that powered a civilization for hundreds of years the respect...

Wish I Was At Coachella!

Did your 2014 Coachella Wristband Ticket Box with stop-action video and radio frequency IDs get lost in the mail? Yea, so did mine. But don't trip on being broke and stuck at home. The first ever Wish I Was At Coachella party is happening tonight at Christy's in downtown Santa Rosa, where homegrown boys DJs Sykwidit and E20 are going...

April 10: Anthony Jeselnik at Cotati’s Green Music Center

Comedian Anthony Jeselnik might be a sociopath. That’s the only way to explain how the razor-sharp humorist could dare say the things he says on his Comedy Central show, The Jeselnik Offensive, or on his recent comedy album Caligula, or on his many appearances on shows like Comedy Central Roast. Finding the funny in tragic times comes easy to...

April 11: Operation Jazz at the Healdsburg Center for the Arts

Operation Jazz is a fixture in the Healdsburg area, a weeklong jazz studies immersion for music students led by pro musicians and capped off by a concert at the Healdsburg Center for the Arts. This year, percussionist and Operation Jazz educator Babatunde Lea leads an ensemble that will perform the music of Miles Davis and John Coltrane. Joining Lea...
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