We All Scream

If Philip Kim has his way, Santa Rosa will become the Sundance of horror and genre films. The senior manager of Famous Monsters of Filmland magazine and longtime Sonoma County resident is teaming with Neil Pearlmutter, vice president of the Santa Rosa Entertainment Group, to present the inaugural Silver Scream Film & Comic Festival on March 4–6 at the Roxy 14 Cinemas in downtown Santa Rosa. The three-day event will feature special Hollywood guests like director John Landis alongside up-and-coming independent genre filmmakers and comic-book creators.

Born in South Korea, Kim emigrated to the United States with his family at age six and grew up in San Rafael. “I remember one of the first things I saw on TV was Twilight Zone, and I was enthralled,” says Kim. “I was learning English while I was watching it, but the concepts were mind-blowing.”

Kim was also obsessed with comic books as a kid, drawing his own and writing fantastical stories. He moved to Sonoma County to attend Sonoma State University, earning an economics degree and working as a real estate developer until his mid-30s. That’s when he discovered that the classic genre-film magazine Famous Monsters of Filmland was up for auction in 2007.

“I grew up on the magazine and was amazed that it was available, so I grabbed it,” Kim says.

Launching Famous Monsters as a website first, Kim eventually got into the print game in 2010, reviving the magazine as a bimonthly publication. Today, Famous Monsters is the bestselling magazine of its kind. Kim also steers the comic-book division of Famous Monsters, producing horror and genre comics under the American Gothic Press label. He has found additional success in the film and comic-book convention scene.

After splitting time for the past five years between Sonoma County and Los Angeles, where the magazine’s office resides, Kim is bringing the monsters to the North Bay with the Silver Scream Festival.

“I live in Santa Rosa, and I never thought that there was a deep enough market in Sonoma County or Northern California for what I do,” says Kim. “But then I started seeing toy conventions come up and the Roxy’s CULT series, and there is a very robust fan base here.”

The CULT film series is Neil Pearlmutter’s brainchild, a semi-weekly double feature of vintage horror and sci-fi films, largely from the 1970s and ’80s. “I see it as a way to bring this community together by doing something a little different,” says Pearlmutter.

He’s also responsible for
several special guest screenings that have brought genre film
stars like William Katt (Carrie,
The Greatest American Hero
) and Barbara Crampton (Re-Animator) to Santa Rosa.

Now Kim and Pearlmutter, friends for years, are teaming up to present the Silver Scream Festival, offering a slew of classic Hollywood horror films and new features from underground filmmakers over three packed days of screenings, signings and panels.

Headlining the event are director John Landis, special effects wizard Rick Baker and actor David Naughton, all of whom will be on hand for a 35th anniversary screening of Landis’ 1981 film An American Werewolf in London on Saturday, March 5.

Landis is best known for his comedies, helming classics like The Blues Brothers and Animal House, though his foray into horror is today considered a landmark in the genre.

An American Werewolf in London updates the classic Universal Pictures monster to a modern-day setting. In a time before computer-based special effects, Baker transformed lead actor Naughton from a goofy American on vacation into a realistic lycanthrope that preyed on unsuspecting Londoners. Baker took home the Oscar for best makeup that year, and his work has long been held as the standard for such effects.

“It’s fascinating to hear these guys [Baker and Landis] talk about what they went through to create these visual effects,” Kim says. “They just loved the genre, and it shows.”

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Kim says Baker’s work was the inspiration for a lot of contemporary horror films. “They did something with what was already there, and took it to a point where it completely transformed the way Hollywood makes films,” he says.

The Silver Scream Festival is also honoring another genre-changing force in filmmaking, presenting a tribute to the late Wes Craven with screenings of his films and appearances by three of Craven’s closest colleagues. Actors Robert Englund and Heather Langenkamp and producer Marianne Maddalena will accompany screenings of Craven’s Nightmare on Elm Street and New Nightmare on Friday, March 4, and Saturday, March 5.

Englund is best known as Craven’s most famous monster, Freddy Krueger, and with over 150 acting credits to his name, he is still very busy. Yet Kim says he and Langenkamp immediately signed on for the event when they heard about the tribute.

“They just said, ‘Tell us where it is,'” Kim says. “Robert especially wanted to honor Wes.”

Englund, Langenkamp and Maddalena will also speak on panels and take audience questions about Craven’s lasting legacy in film, though the topic of Craven’s famously bitter feud with the Santa Rosa school board over the making of his 1996 teen-slasher hit Scream can probably be skipped.

For those who don’t remember, Craven wanted to film several scenes at Santa Rosa High School, and reportedly reached a verbal agreement with the school’s principal to do so. Yet the school board denied him access days before filming was to begin due to concerned parents and press who criticised the film’s violent nature. Though much of Scream was shot in and around Sonoma County, the film’s end credits still say “No thanks whatsoever to the Santa Rosa City School District Governing Board.”

Silver Scream also honors the birth of the horror movie with special guest Bela Lugosi Jr.,
son of the original Dracula and steward of his father’s legacy. Lugosi Jr. will speak on Saturday, March 5, after an afternoon of screening several of his father’s films, including Dracula.

“I don’t know if people know this, but Lugosi was a stage actor before he was a film actor,” says Kim. Lugosi originally played Dracula onstage, where Carl Laemmle Jr., head of Universal Pictures, discovered him in 1931 and adapted the stage show into a film.

Dracula was the first talking horror film in Hollywood history. It was such a huge hit that many film historians credit it, and other Universal horror films like Frankenstein, with saving the studio.

“The Universal monsters are as classic as it gets, they started it all, and Bela Lugosi is probably one of the most famous names in early Hollywood,” says Pearlmutter. “Having his son here to talk about what his father accomplished in this genre will be amazing. And, honestly, I think it lends credibility to this festival for people who think horror is a ‘lesser’ genre. I think everyone respects what Bela Lugosi did for cinema. I hope it lets people understand horror, where it started, where it is now and what we are celebrating.”

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Other guest appearances include filmmakers like ’80s grindhouse auteur William Lustig, who will be showing his 1988 horror-action classic Maniac Cop, and modern horror director Jessica Cameron, whose 2015 film Mania, which will also be screening, has already won top honors at several underground film festivals. Both screenings happen on Sunday, March 6.

Aside from the special guests, the festival also includes an awards-based film competition with categories ranging from feature-length and short films, screenplays and concept art, as well as off-the-wall categories like “Best Love Scene Amidst Terror.”

“With the digital revolution, there’s an amazing amount of production value and quality from these indie filmmakers who are working outside Hollywood,” Kim says.

Amateur filmmakers from around the world submitted their works over the last six months, and Silver Scream will be showing new genre films from the Middle East, Japan, Mexico and South America, as well as a fresh crop of homegrown American horror.

“The beauty of [the festival] is that you get to see cultural horrors,” Kim says. “As much as horror and science fiction transcend boundaries, there are still things specific to a country’s lore that may not necessarily frighten you or me, but it frightens that culture. And when it is done well, it is scary.”

Aside from films, Kim’s obsession with comic books is as strong as ever, and he is finally getting the chance to help create them through his American Gothic Press, established last year. With Kim’s guidance, the comics coming out of American Gothic are a supernatural mix of classic monsters and original storytelling that boasts talents like writer Steve Niles (30 Days of Night).

“We go to a lot of comic conventions, and the one thing we always notice is that there’s not a lot of conversation about how the business works, about how to get your creative stuff published and what steps need to be taken to compete in the marketplace,” Kim says.

With that in mind, Silver Scream will be offering panels and discussions with comic-book creators and artists such as Darick Robertson. A Bay Area native now living in Napa, Robertson co-created the landmark indie comic book series Transmetropolitan with Warren Ellis, and has worked for Marvel, DC, Vertigo and others.

“He is going to become a very important name in the coming years,” Kim says. “His own story about how he got started is pretty astounding. I think it will be hugely valuable for anybody who wants to create comics or screenplays.”

Along with film awards, the festival will be judging and presenting awards to amateur comic book artists and writers, and the winner of the award for best comic book will get his or her work published in American Gothic Press.

Both Kim and Pearlmutter hope that Silver Scream evolves into a destination event for those in and outside of Hollywood.

“The idea is to definitely grow this event to be a film festival that’s open to anything on the odd side of mainstream,” Pearlmutter says. “We want to give people a new reason to visit Sonoma County and we want to bring some fun to the area for those who call Santa Rosa home.”

BottleRock Napa Valley Announces 2016 Food & Wine Lineup

Over on the Bohemian’s music blog, City Sound Inertia, we’ve been following the musical lineup for BottleRock Napa Valley‘s upcoming festival in May. But, the bands aren’t the only stars of the show. Today, BottleRock laid out the extensive list of food and wine vendors who’ll be setting up shop for the three-day experience.

Food vendors will include savory Napa Valley favorites like La Toque, Bounty Hunter Wine Bar & Smokin’ BBQMorimoto Napa, Goose & GanderGerard’s Paella, Eight Noodle Shop and many others.

There will also be sweet offerings from locals like Kollar Chocolates, Kara’s Cupcakes, Pinup Girl Pastries & Coffee Company, Sweetie Pies and more.

For the wine enthusiast, JaM Cellars is once again acting as presenting sponsor, so you’ll see them around plenty. And you’ll also find pourings from the likes of Miner Family Winery, Silver Oak Cellars, Del Dotto Vineyards and more than 20 other wineries.

That’s in addition to the beer, which is coming from Bay Area breweries like Lagunitas Brewing Company, Anchor Brewing, Napa Smith and more.

For the full list of food and drink vendors to wet your appetite, click here. BottleRock takes place May 27-29, 2016 at the Napa Expo, 575 3rd Street, Napa. Get tickets here.

VHS Plays in Santa Rosa

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Seattle punk band  Violent Human System is ok with you just calling them VHS. It helps that the acronym harkens back to a vintage, primitive design, much like way the gritty four-piece makes their music. After a handful of self-released 7″ records and EPs, VHS signed to Seattle-indie label Suicide Squeeze last year and are releasing their debut full-length, Gift of Life, later this year.
This week, VHS is taking their dark, rowdy and infectious punk rock on the road for a West Coast tour that lands them in Santa Rosa this Saturday, Feb 20, for a show at Atlas Coffee Company. Joining them on the bill is excellent experimental Oakland post-rock band Teal and Santa Rosa’s own doom-synth scamps Service. This one’s going to be a blast, so get down to Atlas Coffee early, doors are at 6:30pm. $6. 300 South A St.
Below, listen to VHS’s new single, “Wheelchair,” off the upcoming Gift of Life. You can pre-order the album here.

Arabian Nights

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“Princes come, princes go,” sings Omar Kayam at the start of the long-lost musical Kismet, now playing at Spreckels Performing Arts Center. The same sentiment can be said of Broadway shows like this one. A huge hit in 1953, the Arabian-themed romance is largely unknown today.

In Spreckels Theater Company’s vibrant, nostalgia-driven new production—crammed full of vibrant costumes, outstanding singing, and lush orchestral music—it becomes simultaneously clear why the show is of such limited interest today, and why that’s also a bit of a shame.
Set in ancient Bagdad during the time of poet Omar Kayam (Jeremy Berrick), the musical blends original songs by Robert Wright and George Forest with reworked pieces by the 19th century Russian composer Alexander Borodin, whose 1890 opera Prince Igor was largely rewritten for Kismet, adding a new story and wholly original lyrics to Borodin’s sweeping melodies.

Kismet’s story, based on a non-musical stage play from 1911, follows a poor poet (Tim Setzer, charmingly spot-on), who arrives in Bagdad with his daughter Marsinah (an electrifyingly good Carmen Mitchell) just as the prince (a somewhat stiff but gorgeously voiced Jacob Bronson) is reluctantly shopping for a princess, with candidates from surrounding kingdoms arriving by the score. Soon arrested for a petty crime, the poet attempts to save himself from the harsh punishments of the law-enforcing Wazir (Harry Duke, in a hilarious and richly entertaining performance), by passing himself off as a powerful sorcerer, simultaneously pursuing a reckless affair with the Wazir’s primary wife LaLume (Brenda Reed, sexy and scary all at once).

Meanwhile, Marsinah accidentally meets the prince, who, for various slightly unbelievable reasons, assumes she’s a visiting princess, just as she assumes that he’s a gardener. They fall in love to the show’s most recognizable tune, ‘Stranger in Paradise’, setting up a series of events that become frequently tangled, and a bit silly, right up until the stories slightly shocking climax.

In the end, Kismet turns out to be not much of a play, with a dated premise, thin characters and a preposterous plot. Still, the cast is marvelous, and as directed by Gene Abravaya with a sweet simplicity and an emphasis on the lovely but hardly memorable music, there is a bit of welcome sorcery on display here, bringing a lost artifact of from the Broadway heydays back to life with plenty of warmth, color, contagious enthusiasm and genuine love.

★★★½

Shacked Up

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There’s a sturdy and well-appointed beach shack along the California coast. The precise details of its location, should they be publicized, would likely mean the end of the shack at the hands of the Man, so let’s just say that it is somewhere between Santa Cruz and Jenner—or, even better, somewhere between San Diego and the Oregon border. It’s out there—way the freak out there. Don’t try to find it, and if you do . . . shhh. It’s our little secret.

It takes a bit of work to get to this small, driftwood shack, built above the high-tide line and nestled in a wee cove. Since its construction commenced last January, it has survived the El Niño and king tides, crashing driftwood jumbles, high winds, tumbling boulders, scouring sun and the erosion, always the erosion. You’ve heard of a blowdown stack—this is a blowdown shack, a well-built domicile for a human in search of a place to blow off steam or crash for the night, a special place. But I can’t stress this enough: shhh, don’t tell the Coastal Commission about it—the builder didn’t have the proper permits!

The shack’s contents speak to a simple life lived on the square. There are Dick Francis and Carl Hiaasen novels on a shelf, dog-eared and a little sodden. There are a couple of first-aid kits, fully tricked out with ointments and cold packs for any low-level cut or scrape or twisted ankle that might befall a visitor. A journal, soaked from the rain, is stashed in a cooler and filled with wonder and gratitude and loopy penmanship. It tells of people who came a long distance and enjoyed the place, and left something behind or did something to improve the lot of humankind. One characteristic entry reads: All good manfolk and womanfolk are welcome here to share the bounty of the sea with the various native seabirds, pelicans, osprey, terns and seagulls fishing from these waters. Watch for seals also fishing in the kelp beds, and faraway sailboats going where the winds take them . . .

The shack’s builder also constructed a perch on the roof that provides a million-dollar view of the ocean. But let’s not put a dollar sign on everything.

I’ve come to this shack several times to chill out and stare at the Pacific Ocean awhile. Others come for overnight good times on the driftwood bunk. I love me a good beach shack, and have built a few in my time. Visitors to the shack occupy a key place in the freedom-trail culture of the nook, experts in sussing and creating these hidden slipstreams of refuge for wild-living fun-seekers, outlaw hikers and marginal artist-campers on the scruff wind, trying to stay on the coast at all costs—with an emphasis on the cost. I am a proud, unreconstructed beach bum, and these are my people.

The shack is a cultural signifier and a furtive line in the sand that denotes, however anonymously, the raging “class” issue of beach access in California, now under fire as the powerful state Coastal Commission moved to axe its popular executive director, Charles Lester, last week. That move has raised, as they say, serious questions about the future of the 1972 Coastal Act that set a course for free public access to the California coastline (and which created the commission to ensure that access).

Lester supporters, who came out in droves to support him last week, saw the ouster as part of a concerted effort to denude the Coastal Act of its radical push for free access to all of California’s beaches, despite one’s income, race or smelly feet. They viewed it as a putsch engineered by Gov. Jerry Brown, in the service of developers itching to take advantage of the state’s suddenly robust economy, or at least that’s what the luxe-humping California bureau of the New York Times suggested. It was a coup!

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As the Coastal Commission worried over the Lester firing and insisted that, no, this was a personnel issue centered on Lester’s management style, his organizational shortfalls, that sort of thing, not a “coup”—I bounced out to the shack on a breezy, clear day. The tide was on the ebb—you can’t get here on the flood without risking peril—and I spent some time reading through the journal from the cooler that also contained a couple of cans of tuna fish, a lantern, instructions on how to catch a crab and a few other useful odds and edible ends.

A prior visitor had arranged rain-beating tarps inside the shack and on the roof, which now bulged with gathered water in a couple of places. I emptied the tarps and sloshed water all over myself doing so. Classic. Ate an orange, took a bracing 30-second plunge in the surf, and, after a while, I sealed the journal in a plastic bag and sat and watched and listened. The only sound that you could hear was the crashing ocean, which is the only sound that I wanted to hear.

And so as humanity teeters on the presumptive edge of a self-made oblivion, the poignancy of the must-have coastal life is, more and more, experienced in the sharp relief of Mother Nature taking her vengeance, even if she’s just doing her thang. We are all eroding together—all of us, rich and poor—and so who will have the front-row, end-times seat atop a bluff or along the shore when the Big Erosion really sets in? Well, rich people, that’s who. And so I declare: beach-bum Bolsheviks of the world, unite!

I made my way back home from the shack and, later that night, wondered if anyone had written about it before. I had heard that there had been an encampment of several such shacks near this spot in the good ol’ days, but that once word got out, the Man came and tore them down.

At this shack, people are packing it in, and they are packing it out. It truly is a communal space, a temporary autonomous zone for drifters and wayfarers, and which is doing zero harm to the environment. Why does the Man care so much about what marginal, peaceful people are doing with their time?

Because it’s an outlaw beachside hotel, and everyone else pays their share to enjoy the California coast? Not according to the Coastal Act’s mandate. Is it a Bernie Sanders free-stuff shack for lazy commies as we stand at the cusp of a national
Dr. Zhivago moment? Seize the property and redistribute to the beach proletariat! Perhaps. But for now, it takes work and a high tolerance for a life lived rugged to fully appreciate this shack, to find it. It is a populist pop-up redoubt, a Trump Tower for the rest of us. Leave us alone.

The shack speaks to exactly what went down in this recent Coastal Commission set-to about the coast: who owns the view, who governs access to a sacred solitude that often arrives as entitlement on wings of dollars?

I wanted to know if anyone had written about the shack, so I typed a few words into the Google machine and was directed to a “pirate shack” on a vacation home-sharing platform. Wow, I thought—somebody is renting this place out?!

Of course not. The Google offering was a quiet, remote, top-of-the-bluff shack down some goat trail in Magical Marin, and it was listed for—wait for it—$285 a night. There are those who will pay that fee, claim the world-class view for themselves and resent the hell out of anybody who tries to abscond with it without paying their “fair” share for that selfsame view.

Too bad for those terrorists of the view; we have our shack. It will never make the pages of Architectural Digest. It’s rough-hewn and extremely beachy. It is, by definition, ramshackle.

We’re all out here on the edge, but just because your name is the Edge—well, that doesn’t give you special privileges. Or maybe it does. Last year, the Coastal Commission gave a very high-profile green light to the U2 guitarist who, after a 10-year battle with his adopted California and its beach bureaucrats, got approval for a five-building manse-spread on what had been a pristine Malibu bluff. In the course of fighting for the building permits, the Edge donated $1 million to a local conservancy in exchange for them not weighing in on his proposal—which is to say that he paid them hush money—but shhh, don’t tell anyone, the Edge is a good liberal. He don’t mean no harm.

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Meanwhile, our humble little shack stands proud, in the name of a different kind of love: the love for unfettered and free access to the beach without payoffs and ultra-luxe vulgarities. The Coastal Commission would likely plotz at the idea of a free hang-space for free-minded souls to hang their freak flag, smoke some Mother Nature and get naked in the sand. But this is exactly the constituency that drove the emergence of the Coastal Act in the first place, and the beach-bum constituency ought to be front and center in any discussion about the future of access to California’s beaches.

Here’s a little perspective on the vast California coastline. I’ve done a lot of outlaw hiking and camping over the years, most of it on the East Coast. To that end, I used to spend a lot of time traipsing around the variously accessible beaches of Long Island.

One time, about 20 years ago, I hiked the entire South Shore of the island, mostly along the barrier beaches that would later get pummeled during Hurricane Sandy. One thing I learned is that when you carry a fishing pole, you’re not camping (illegal), you’re fishing (legal), and that’s cool. Most nights along that hike, I found a spot in the dunes that was removed from the prying headlights of roving beach-buggies occupied by the Man. They do not take kindly to bums on the beaches of Long Island.

One night it was around twilight, and I was in the deep, deep Hamptons, which, for our purposes, can be considered the Malibu of the Long Island coastline. Very rich, very exclusive and very, very entitled. I was a little concerned at the lack of available furtive campsites, as the houses along this stretch are right up on the beach.

The general rule of beach access here and in New York is that even if a beach is indeed “private,” all are “public” below the high-tide mark. But you can’t realistically sleep in the frothing surf line. Even if you could, you’d first have to get on the beach, and the high-toned Hitlers of the Hamptons figured out long ago that the best way to deal with the private-not-private beach issue is by putting severe restrictions on who can park where, and when. You can’t, not there, never. Otherwise, enjoy the beach.

It’s a different story in California, where cars are allowed to park along Highway 1, and whose drivers can then find their way to the nearest accessible beach, provided some entitled terrorist of the view hasn’t put up an illegal “No Trespassing” sign.

Yes, I’ve got a real problem with people who believe that when they buy that beachside house, they also buy the view that comes along with it. To that end, last year the state took some measures in defense of the Coastal Act’s mandate and gave its OK to the Coastal Commission to start throwing fines at people who illegally block access to public beaches with sneaky signage and the like.

Anyway, it was twilight deep in the superluxe Hamptons and I couldn’t find a place on the beach to camp out, so I trudged a little farther to a point where the houses thinned out and there was a lot of what looked like open space in the dunes.

It looked promising, and it was. I found the perfect outlaw place to camp, hidden from view: in a sandy dip in the dunes, out of eyeshot. Not safe enough to pitch the tent, but by now I was used to roughing it under the stars.

Yeah, well. I woke up on a sultry late-August morning to a golden Labrador bounding and barking around the outlaw campsite. I popped up out of the sleeping bag and looked around and saw a Latino man pushing a lawnmower nearby. He looked at me, startled, and then quickly looked the other way.

I then realized that I was camped out in a sand trap on a golf course at the Maidstone Club, whose ocean-fronting golf course, like Pebble Beach in Monterey, is one of the most exclusive in the world.

They’ll shoot me if they find me here, is what I thought. I scooped my gear into the pack and headed for the beach and kept on with the journey after some cowboy coffee and oranges on a rock jetty. That night, I reached Montauk, known affectionately-ironically by its locals as the End.

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My adopted hometown of Bolinas has an interesting corollary in Montauk. Both towns are surrounded by public land, and the development has been limited to a kind of core central area. But the story of Montauk, and who trespassed there and drove out the town’s longstanding middle-class citizenry, is really a cautionary tale as the California economy lusts after a blufftop housing construction boom.

I lived in Montauk off and on for a bunch of years, fishing and living the good life, and I was out there one early spring trying to, you know, scrape out a month or two of odd jobs before the fishing season commenced.

I had rented an off-season oceanfront hotel room that was pretty cheap, but the cash was running out fast and my deckhand job wouldn’t kick in for a month or so, so one day I decided to head out to a remote former fish-camp for an adventure. I packed a simple kit: a gallon of water, some herb, a bag of peanuts. That was about it. I had this vague notion of camping out between the boulders or up in the woods, which out there are called Hither Hills. It’s all very California-like, of the less rugged and more low-slung variety; the bluffs are less tall, the water is warmer.

I spent the day building a shack out of washed-up lobster traps pushed ashore in the winter, and filled it in with other beach-a-brac: bits of fiberglass bulkhead, driftwood, whatever was available. I called the shack the Harry Crews shack because I had a copy of the novelist’s A Feast of Snakes in my backpack.

After a while, the sun went down and I realized that this shack was not going to keep me warm. Fires are a big no-no out here, but the hell with that. I burned lots and lots of dry wood trying to stay warm through the night, woke up and headed right back to the hotel.

It had to be at least a year later when I was working on a head boat for the summer and back in my usual summer rental. A friend came to visit, and I said, hey, let’s go see what’s happening with the Harry Crews shack.

We got there and it was lost to the tides and storms, but the book I had left—I found a weathered section of it back in the dune grass. It was the only reminder that a shack had been there. And up the bluff behind where the shack had been, the concrete foundation of a long-ago abandoned fisherman’s shack hung off the edge.

Old fisherman shacks, that’s my kind of living. Montauk and Bolinas are both fishing-and-surfing wilderness towns—but one very big difference is that in Montauk, nearly every available inch of developable land now has a house on it. Montauk used to be the kind of place where even the developed areas had all sorts of natural interzones; you could hike through the woods from the beach to the bar, until the woods were bulldozed by developers to make way for the Hamptons money.

In Bolinas, there’s a road called Ocean Parkway that has slipped into the ocean in various sections due to the erosion, so the road is chopped like a Don’t Tread on Me snake as it wends around the Big Mesa. There’s a house that I found to be fascinating, alluring, and if I had any money in the bank, I would have bought it. And, yes, it’s an old fisherman’s shack at the end of a section of the Ocean Parkway that is slipping back into the Pacific, but before I could save my pennies (about 10 million of them), the house was sold to some young bearded sort of fellow.

I have to account for my raging class resentment here, but the person who bought the house almost immediately cleared out all the underbrush, stuck a trampoline on the property and, right at the corner of it that was falling into the ocean, built a little viewing-hangout platform with a canvas roof.

Pretty cool, except the new owner also hung a couple “Private Property: No Trespassing” signs along the fence and on the viewing platform. From my perspective, that’s a hate crime. The signs were torn down and thrown over the cliff. I recounted the story to one of the High Holy Hippies of Bolinas, who made a sign for me that read, “No ‘No Trespassing’ Signs (Goes Without Saying),” and which the Coastal Commission should enshrine as its new motto.

Bolinas being a small town with a super-militant attitude about obnoxious signage, the owner has stopped replacing or repairing those “No Trespassing” signs—and I’ve yet to see a person ascend that platform. Except me. That’s a killer view, dude!

High Hopes

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The Kyle Martin Band’s new album, High and Dry, lives up to its name with a dusty, dirty and hotter-than-blazes country-rock sound. And while the nine-track trek largely sticks to the straightforward rock and roll path, the record connects to listeners with memorable hooks and resonating lyrics about longing hearts and nostalgic memories.

Kyle Martin, a Santa Rosa native, grew up in a musical family. His mother, Nancy Pettitt-Martin, plays drums to this day and his dad, Craig Martin, played in San Francisco rock revue band Butch Whacks & the Glass Packs until his passing in 2007.

That was the same year Kyle Martin became a founding member and driving force of beloved southwest Santa Rosa venue the Boogie Room and its campfire-like sing-alongs.

Now the Boogie Room is history, and at 28 years old and living in downtown Santa Rosa, Martin says he is trying to return to his roots.

“This new record really speaks to that,” he says. “I’m pulling from all the different experiences I’ve had. This record is heavier than my first solo record. It’s a nod to my early days in punk-rock bands, little sprinkles of that kind of rock.”

His first solo record, released in 2012, had a more traditional classic rock sound. “It was like I was trying to please an older generation,” Martin says. “I was living in West County trying to make music for parents.”

“This new record is like when it’s past 10 o’clock, and the all-ages venues are closed,” he says. “This one’s a little more like a bar banter, a little rough, a little edgier.”

Martin achieves this rousing atmosphere on High and Dry by using all live takes and original vocals, recorded late last year at Jackalope Studios in Santa Rosa in two sweat-soaked days. Martin’s band consists of drummer Taylor Cuffie, keyboardist Nate Dittle and bassist Kevin Cole, all of whom Martin calls great players.

Martin’s other passion is farming, and, lyrically, High and Dry speaks not only to California’s drought but also to what is soon-to-be its largest cash crop, marijuana. The opening track, “Bone Ranch Village,” is about an actual ranch in San Bernardino and the people who cultivate weed on the parched land. “Real Estate on Mars” imagines a desolate and lonely environment as the setting for self-discovery. Other tracks, like “Creeks and Hills” and “I Picked a Flower,” offer a more hopeful look at the beauty of our natural surroundings.

“That’s what I like,” says Martin. “That’s what I want to honor.”

The Kyle Martin Band plays a record-release show for ‘High and Dry’ on Saturday, Feb. 20, at the Last Record Store, 1899-A Mendocino Ave., Santa Rosa. 2pm. Free. 707.525.1963.

Into the Woods

It may not be doing Robert Eggers’ The Witch a favor to describe it as a terrifying movie. It’s a superior, elegantly moody horror film, more substantial than frightful, about a family in colonial Massachusetts turning against itself. The possibility of reasonable explanations fades as the supernatural becomes natural.

Set in 1630, the film begins with a family of six being exiled from the Plimoth Plantation for religious nonconformity. A horse-drawn wagon carts them out of town and drops them into new pastures. The refuge lasts only a short while. After the crops fail, the family is driven into the forbidding woods to hunt.

Minding her baby sister one day, thirteenish Thomasin (Anya Taylor-Joy) plays peekaboo. Though her eyes are covered for only a second, the baby vanishes. Eggers cuts to a crone’s sagging arm, clutching a knife over the naked baby.

Dark omens abound. After meeting a mysterious red-cloaked woman in the woods, Thomasin’s elder brother, Caleb (Harvey Scrimshaw), returns to the farm. Upon seeing him, Calebs’ father describes him as “pale as death, naked as sin and witched.”

The pale colors add to the film’s sense of doom. Against this muted palette, fresh blood pops out of the screen. One warning: It’s said that an English speaker of today, traveling back in time, could only understand conversations if they went back as far back as the Shakespearean era. Shakespeare hadn’t been long dead in 1630 and the script is full of dialogue you strain to understand. Still, it’s startling to see a movie with such an appreciation and aesthetic understanding of this too-infrequently filmed era.

‘The Witch’ is playing at Century Northgate, 7000 Northgate Drive,
San Rafael. 415.491.1314.

Little Wonder

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The first thing I noticed when a box of La Pitchoune wines showed up was that I’d never heard of ’em. But I’d sure heard of the vineyards that they’re working with, with names like Pratt and Van der Kamp. Ever wondered how relative unknowns can make a splash with such vineyard designates of renown?

It is partly to do with the money to buy the grapes, of course—owners Tracy and Peter Joachim Nielsen have backgrounds in marketing and business—but it comes down to wine country connections. Tracy wanted to get into the wine business, but everyone from barrel makers to cork companies turned her away for lack of experience in the industry, until she met up with winemaker Andrew Berge at a wine party. “He wanted to get out of what he was doing at the time, and I wanted to get in,” Nielson says. Taking on Berge as a partner, they started the bonded winery with five tons of Pinot Noir. Now they’re up to 20, made at Vinify Wine Services in Santa Rosa. With a laugh, Nielsen says she’s been promoted to assistant winemaker.

When I see Chenoweth Vineyards, I think of the Sonoma winery Patz & Hall, which makes a vineyard-designate Pinot Noir of that name. It’s hard to believe the 2013 Chenoweth Vineyards Sonoma Coast Chardonnay ($48) was fermented in all-neutral oak. The cool but toasty aroma first brings to mind a shortbread cookie by the hearth on a winter’s evening, but the season soon turns in the glass, and our cookie is instead roasting on the beach, slathered in coconut lotion. Pineapple flavor picks up the tropical theme, while crisp, just-ripe pear freshens up the butterscotch candy finish.

The 1.25-acre Holder Vineyard would have been hard to find if it weren’t for the Chenoweth connection. Savory notes of marjoram and sandalwood hardly hint at the exuberant, sweet palate of cherry-raspberry-cranberry sauce that makes the 2013 Holder Vineyard Russian River Valley Pinot Noir ($68) such a pleasure.

English Hill is certainly an obscure vineyard designate. It just happens that Bohème’s Kurt Beitler, who farms this eight-acre vineyard in a windy area south of Sebastopol, is a friend of Berge. Folks who know that wading past a weedy, slightly reductive initial aroma can lead to the best kinds of Pinot complexity will want to follow the 2013 English Hill Vineyard Sonoma Coast Pinot Noir ($58) to its comparatively more tannic conclusion. Along the way, flowering mustard, clove oil and suede aromas weave in and out, while deep flavors of plum and pomegranate lacquer the palate.

The 2013 Sonoma Coast Pinot Noir ($48) seems like a less intense selection of the English Hill, but the baking-spice notes and cranberry, plum and strawberry flavors invite another sip.

Tasting and cheese pairing by appointment only; $30. Call 415.272.5135 or email tn******@***************ry.com.

Reel Empowerment

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Overlooking Bennett Valley in eastern Santa Rosa since 1974, the progressive Congregation Shomrei Torah is now the largest Jewish congregation in Sonoma County, propelled by a dedication to learning programs and social-action committees open to people of all spiritual and social interests.

This weekend, the congregation’s Social Action Goes to the Movies film series opens its 2016 season with the theme “Mental Illness . . . It Takes a Community,” with a screening of the powerful documentary A Reason to Live. Produced in 2008, the short doc examines the sensitive subject of teen depression and suicide with thoughtful and personal stories told by young people and families of all walks of life.

Following the screening, a panel discussion and Q&A will feature representatives from the National Alliance on Mental Illness and the Sonoma County Crisis Assessment, Prevention and Education Team.

In the following months, the film series will also present films ranging from adolescent misunderstandings of masculinity to the crisis of U.S. soldiers suffering from PTSD. The series wraps in May with a community forum on depression that includes several Sonoma County mental-health experts.

A Reason to Live screens on Saturday,
Feb. 20, at Congregation Shomrei Torah, 2600 Bennett Valley Road, Santa Rosa. 7:30pm. Donations accepted. 707.578.5519.

The Munchies Kill

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I had a friend named Fred. I say had because he’s gone. Fred was a medical pot smoker. He didn’t like edibles, because of the length of the high, whereas smoking was a nice up and a soft landing down.

What Fred didn’t know, and what so many do not know, is that there is a nerve at the bottom of the stomach called the vagus nerve. This nerve, when stimulated by cannabis, cries out for sweets. In Fred’s case, he would have three or four Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, and junk-food snacks like potato chips. There is nothing wrong with smoking or eating herb, but the uncontrollable munchies can cause health problems unrelated to the actual ingestion or use of the herbal substance.

Fred went to his doctor for his yearly checkup and blood tests. The doctor told him that he showed the beginning signs of type 2 diabetes. His doctor also mentioned that with diabetes one can lose one’s eyesight and could be looking at an amputated limb if his condition worsened and he didn’t get it under control. Fred paid no attention and continued smoking and eating candy; he added sweeteners to his coffee and he drank soda.

When I saw him after a year had gone by, Fred told me he was dealing with diabetes, and that he was depressed. After another half-a-year went by, his eyesight was seriously affected and he was still depressed. To make a short story shorter, Fred bought a rifle. He sat in his favorite TV chair, put the gun barrel in his mouth and pulled the trigger. Medical pot didn’t cause his demise; but the munchies did. I wonder how many people are burdened by the curse of the munchies? Probably way too many.

Michael Bobier is a Santa Rosa resident.

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