July 23: Lifetime of Landscapes in Petaluma

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Known for his dynamically colorful landscape paintings, Sonoma County artist Jack Stuppin is getting a career-spanning solo show, ‘Past Tense, Present Tense,’ through Aug. 22. Stuppin, who spent many years as part of the Sonoma Four, a group of plein air landscape painters, hasn’t shown in the North Bay for five years. This new exhibit assembles work from throughout his career, all of which practically leaps off the canvas with exceptionally vibrant and engaging scenes of forests, meadows and coastlines. The show’s reception happens on Saturday, July 23, at IceHouse Gallery, 405 East D St., Petaluma. 5pm to 8pm. 707.778.2238.

July 24-29: The Write Stuff in St. Helena

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The 36th annual Napa Valley Writers’ Conference returns with a week of focused writing workshops and fellowships in a picturesque setting. But it’s not just for authors. The conference presents several public readings throughout the next week. On Sunday, July 24, Harvard Review poetry editor Major Jackson joins UC Davis writing instructor Yiyun Li at the Napa Valley College Campus. On Monday, July 25, Philadelphia-based author Brian Teare reads alongside University of Iowa professor Lan Samantha Chang at Beringer Vineyards. Merryvale Vineyards and Domaine Chandon in Yountville also host readings on Tuesday and Wednesday, July 26–27, and the conference continues until July 29. Readings take place at 7pm. $15. More info at www.napawritersconference.org.

Stairway to Menswear

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome. Let me tell you a bit about myself. I’m a lady from Slovenia who believes, like my husband, that all that glitters is gold. And as some of you know already, I love to shop—and I love to shop for my husband. Won’t you join me on the stairway to menswear?

When we get there, you know, the store might be closed. And we know why that is. Because all the jobs went to China and Obama ruined America when he stood on that roof in New Jersey and praised Allah for 9-11.

You know, there’s a sign on the wall that my husband will build, and it says, “Mexicans are a bunch of rapists,” but you know sometimes words have two meanings. Just ask Bill Clinton what the definition of “is” is.

As I’ve traveled this country with my husband, it makes me wonder about the misgivings people have. I’ve heard the voices of those who stand looking, like a bunch of retard reporters—but there walks a lady we all know, and her name is Caitlyn Jenner. Join me on the stairway to menswear!

I have thoughts about things, and I get these certain feelings. When I look to the West, I see California hippies smoking pot, laughing in the forest and doing gay things, and my spirit is crying for leaving—to the real America of Slovenia. I’m the songbird who sings, and from my gilded nest I’ve seen rings of smoke through the trees—Pocahontas alert!

This is a campaign for the people, the bustling people and the hedge-fund people. So don’t be alarmed by the whispering lies in the wind. It’s spring-clean time for the Benghazi queen!

There are those who say that our shadow is taller than our soul, and it makes me wonder if my husband can sue them for libel. Won’t you join me on the stairway to menswear?

Melania Trump is a plagiarist and the wife of an American fascist.

Open Mic is a weekly feature in the ‘Bohemian.’ We welcome your contribution. To have your topical essay of 350 words considered for publication, write op*****@******an.com.

Howlin’ Time

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Led by music man Jim Sobo and often featuring a slew of talented independent performers from in and around Sobo’s home of Prescott, Ariz., the annual Howling Coyote Tour once again covers a ton of ground throughout the greater North Bay in its 11th annual summer tour.

This year’s showcase extends its musical borders and features Pennsylvania native Ricci Hardt (pictured), whose upbeat brand of Texas swing incorporates a jazzy undertone to the acoustic ditties he’s been writing and performing for over 30 years.

Also on this year’s tour is Prescott songwriter Brad Newman, whose contributions to his local community extend beyond the stage. Newman is the executive director of the nonprofit Yavapai Exceptional Industries, which supports adults with disabilities through job training, employment and services. He is also a member of local theater groups and leads river outings through the Grand Canyon when he’s not belting out a folksy mix of music with a harmonica strapped around his neck.

Sobo’s own musical roots date back to Los Angeles, where he performed in bands all through the ’90s until relocating to Prescott. Now a champion of his town’s dynamic and diverse aural offerings, Sobo leads the Howling Coyote Tour Thursday through Sunday, July 21–24, at Downtown Joe’s in Napa, Cellars of Sonoma in Santa Rosa, Brixx in Petaluma and Rocker Oysterfeller’s in Valley Ford. For more info, see our Clubs & Venues, adjacent page.

Bustin’ Up

Wielding an electronic ghost detector that looks like a little rotating neon vulva, a triumphant Melissa McCarthy leads the female-power remake of Ghostbusters—a redo that has a chip on its shoulder over fans’ sniveling venom.

Learning that the Ghostbusters reboot would be cast with women, thousands of male fans whimpered about PC Hollywood. (Posts about “raped childhood,” a phrase swiped from a memorable episode of South Park, were splattered all over the net.) At the risk of validating the online fools, director Paul Feig includes scenes of the heroines having their ghost-hunting business dragged through the comments mire of popular websites, with libels like “Ain’t no bitch gonna hunt no ghosts.”

In this round, Kristen Wiig’s Erin Gilbert is trying to get tenure as a physics professor. She fails when a book she co-wrote years before about the supernatural materializes on the internet. The book was uploaded and sold by her miffed former writing partner, Abby (McCarthy), now working at a lab in an off-brand tech school.

Abby’s new partner is a super-scientist who calls herself Holtzmann, a pretty, arrogant blonde weirdette played by Kate McKinnon as the kind of brat who puts her feet on the mayor’s desk. Joining the trio is the blustering subway worker Patti (SNL‘s lovable Leslie Jones) who saw a haunting at her station. The four team up to learn more about the afterlife while a bitter bellboy (Neil Casey) is trying to launch an apocalypse.

This new Ghostbusters is a patchy film that lacks the jittery, cocaine-laden quality of the writing, the dead spaces and the sudden maudlin episodes of the original. McCarthy, though, is a demonically talented slow-burn artist, and whenever the movie stalls, she slaps it back into action.

‘Ghostbusters’ is playing in wide release in the North Bay.

I Heart Merlot

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After a funny guy said something funny about Merlot in the movies, wine drinkers resolved: “That’s it! No more Merlot for me—I’m drinking with the funny guy!” Or so the story goes. Others blame Merlot for its earlier successes, which spawned a lake of insipid wine. (See Dining, this issue.)

Within a few years, I then tasted many a monstrous Merlot with pumped-up tannins. Subjective, anecdotal and based on some of the more inexpensive samples, yes—but still, I felt that wineries were going overboard to prove that, no really, Merlot can be just as serious (read tannic) as Cabernet Sauvignon! Which kind of misses the whole point of Merlot.

Sometimes a Cabernet is just a Cabernet, but just as often it’s a cigar. Critics love to celebrate cult Cab for aromas akin to cigar wrapper and cigar box, while boasting of its tongue-scraping tannins and recommending a gratuitously charred hunk of animal as food pairing. Here’s Robert Parker, enthusing about a 95-point Cabernet: “The roasted tobacco, cedar, scorched earth and creosote nuances are present, in addition to copious blackberry, blueberry, and cassis flavors.” Who doesn’t want their blueberry pie with a dollop of creosote? À la mode, at the very least.

Meanwhile, those of us hoping to actually collect on our Social Security some day have accordingly cut down on our consumption of blackened gristle, not to mention blockbuster Cabs. Merlot can be paired usefully with many other dishes, even vegetarian. “Merlot’s really generous in how it plays out with food,” says Dry Creek Kitchen wine director Rolando Maldonado. “It’s a very enticing grape.”

Rodney Strong 2013 Sonoma County Merlot ($20) Once a Young Turk of the new California wine, now an old standby, good ol’ Rodney Strong doesn’t seem to have fallen into the tannin-stuffing camp. The wine has a faint whiff of white pepper, with oily oak soon taking over on the aromatic front. The juicy palate, like the juice from almost-ripe blackberries, finishes on a note of iron that’s not entirely unpopular with fans of the “right bank” wine genre.

St. Supéry 2012 Rutherford Estate Merlot ($50) More evolved and more fruit-forward at the same time, the St. Supéry hides its 52 percent new French oak in gorgeous, classic claret aromas: sun-ripening arbor grapes, baked plums, licorice and more. It’s like feeling the roundness that barrel aging has imparted to the wine’s riper brambleberry flavors, without actually tasting the oak so much. Lush with dark berry flavor and unobtrusive in tannins, it hints at grip and sweetness and then fades away, leaving the palate not stunned but ready for another bite of something meaty—if not too awfully charred.

Plum Sauce

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Merlot is for mumblers. Some say “MARE-low,” others say “mur-LOW,” while many a farmer who actually grows the grape has been heard gruffly huffing something in between: “MUR-low.” Just say it low and say it fast, and none but the most insufferably fastidious will look at you sideways. Which reminds me of something . . . (See Swirl, this issue.)

If Merlot sounds French, that’s because it is French, and not, as some might suspect, a 1980s marketing invention of the California wine industry. An import from Bordeaux, where it has served usefully for hundreds of years in the wines of that region, Merlot is not always just a sidekick to Cabernet Sauvignon; in some areas, Merlot plays the leading role or shares the blend with its parent, Cabernet Franc. If you want to sound smart, you can say that a similar California blend is a “Right Bank” style—but say it low and say it fast.

Just don’t mistake Château Cheval Blanc for a white wine. The venerable Saint-Émilion producer got some pop-culture attention when clever people pointed out that Merlot-disparaging Miles, the protagonist in

Sideways, a 2004 wine country comedy that we’re still talking about, held dear a 1961 Cheval Blanc that contained a large percentage of Merlot.

But in France, it’s embarrassing for a bottle of Merlot to be called out by name—that’s for the cheap stuff. Trading on the fame of French regional wines, early California vintners simply affixed the labels to their own: Médoc for Cabernet-based wines, Burgundy for almost anything red and wet.

Though many vintners imported Merlot, like the ambitious John Drummond, who grew Merlot in the 1880s in his Glen Ellen vineyard (now part of the Kunde estate), Louis Martini’s combination 1968/’70 bottling is thought to be—as reported in the archives of the Bohemian in 1998—the first varietal Merlot in post-Prohibition California. Men landed on the moon before Merlot made its first single-vintage appearance, with Sterling Vineyards’ in 1969.

In light of the wine’s pedigree and attributes, it’s surprising it didn’t catch on earlier. As a grape, Merlot looks and acts a lot like its family members, the Cabernets, but is generally plumper, with thinner skin. If it makes a wine that is less intense than Cab, it’s arguably a more reliably food-friendly wine, having bright acidity, red berry flavors and lighter tannin.

Despite reports of a “Sideways effect,” Merlot hasn’t dropped off the map. According to the 2015 California Grape Acreage Report, a fun pamphlet of trivia for grape geeks, Merlot actually gained ground from 2007 to 2015, albeit at a slower pace than Pinot, which only lately eclipsed Merlot with 44,027 acres across the state, to Merlot’s 43,239. Among red grapes, Merlot takes fourth place overall, at half the acreage of Cabernet Sauvignon.

Is it up, down or sideways in restaurants? Rolando Maldonado, wine director at Charlie Palmer’s Dry Creek Kitchen, acknowledges that Merlot, as subject to fashion as any consumer product, is still sideways.

“Rare is the consumer who comes into my restaurant and asks for a bottle of Merlot,” says Maldonado.

To avoid pushback from the Merlot-averse, he employs a little subterfuge. “I’ll just ‘mark’ a table—pour wine into their glass and literally walk away from the table,” says Maldonado. “People will be surprised when it’s revealed they’re drinking a Dry Creek Valley Merlot from a fourth-generation wine family.”

Pleasantly surprised.

Good Together

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Jolie Holland is a nomadic songwriter. After a childhood spent in Texas, she called San Francisco home for much of the 1990s, building an experimental rock and roll solo career in the city before rambling off again to Vancouver, B.C. That’s where she met songwriter Samantha Parton in 1999 and formed Americana ensemble the Be Good Tanyas.

Yet Holland was only a Tanya briefly, leaving the band in 2001 to continue her wayfaring ways. In the last decade and a half she’s also called Portland, Ore., New York City and, currently, Los Angeles home. This year, Holland and Parton have reconnected after 16 years and are touring the West Coast with a slew of new collaborative tunes and fresh takes on their older material. The pair performs on July 22 at HopMonk Tavern in Novato.

“It’s a really weird thing to try to write songs with somebody,” says Holland on the phone from Vancouver, where her tour with Parton kicks off. “But it’s really cool, a totally specific thing. It’s like slow-motion improv in a way, where you’re following a ‘yes, and’ rule and keeping things open for somebody else to hear their voice on something.”

Holland, who’s released five studio albums, including 2014’s acclaimed

Wine Dark Sea, doesn’t share songwriting duties on her own albums, but her history with Parton made for an easy back and forth that has led to several new songs in the last few months of playing.

For Parton, the Be Good Tanyas continued up until 2012, when she was involved in a car accident that left her in severe pain. She suffered nerve damage in her back and limbs, and has spent the last years recovering and learning to play guitar again.

Holland and Parton originally tested the waters on the partnership six months ago. Now, with these summer dates, which also includes a show on July 21 at the Chapel in San Francisco, the two are stretching their boundaries more and more.

“It’s all kind of exploratory now,” says Holland. “We’re just making sure that it’s OK on Sam’s health.”

With members of Holland’s longtime backing band joining the two on the road, Holland is embracing this change of pace. “We’ve got plans for European dates and an album, it’s definitely moving forward,” she says. “And it’s really fun to not be the only band leader.”

Debriefer: July 20, 2016

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ADAPT TO ADOPT

U.S. Rep. Jared Huffman offered a bill late last week that aims to square up a federal adoption and foster-care regulatory scheme that is for all intents and purposes nonexistent. Adoption and foster-care services are run through state agencies that are often at odds with one another insofar as tracking foster and adopted kids.

Huffman co-introduced, with fellow Democratic representative Karen Bass, from Los Angeles, the National Adoption and Foster Care Home Study Act that would “improve how adoptions are conducted in the United States, including home study standards through the creation of a national standard and registry,” says a press release about the bill. “Home study standards” refers to the process by which officials determine whether a home environment is suitable to a child who might be placed there.

The point of the bill is continuity for children in the foster-care system who find themselves getting bounced from one home to another, and sometimes with extremely terrible outcomes when foster parents are not properly screened.

The bill was inspired by Kate Cleary, executive director of the San Rafael based Consortium for Children, and arrives as the Republican Party is gathering in Cleveland to anoint their Cheeto Jesus martyr and to let the world know that they’re not about to give up on the culture war just yet. When it comes to adoption, the Republican platform “supports adoption organizations that refuse to serve gay couples,” and goes on to claim that “children raised in a traditional two-parent household are likelier to have healthier outcomes.” Adoption advocates point out, conversely, that gay parents often make the best parents.—Tom Gogola

WINES OF THE TIMES

The Sonoma County Board of Supervisors met on July 12 for a four-hour study session dedicated to the ever-growing wine industry. The chamber was jammed packed for a presentation from the Permit and Resource Management Department (PMRD) about how the wine industry is currently organized, what must change and some options for bringing about that change. Richard Kagel of the Dry Creek Valley Association called on those who are issuing permits to “go to the sites and be there in person,” instead of looking at maps and statistics when making decisions about proposed events at Sonoma County wineries.

Kathy Pons of the Valley of the Moon Alliance pointed out that the wine industry has been growing for years and this was the first meeting to address issues associated with what she sees as rampant growth. She advocated for more parking accommodations, as well as pedestrian sidewalks along heavily trafficked wine country roads such as Highway 12.

Local organizations projected a general consensus: more regulations for wineries, an emphasis on traffic and noise level abatement, and clear guidelines for wineries that are seeking permits for events.

Vikki Farrow, owner of the small-scale Amista Vineyards in Dry Creek Valley, suggested that area wineries do a better job of self-policing and interacting with their neighbors, rather than blowing out small infractions into a general indictment of the wine industry.

The meeting was held in advance of anticipated regulations in the works for early next year.

Stoned Age

Ever since Herodotus, we’ve been aware that the nomadic pastoralists of Asia Minor known as the Scythians burned marijuana as part of religious rituals and ceremonies. Now comes evidence that not only does human commerce with the pot plant extend back even further, it could have helped stimulate the rise of Western civilization.

At the end of the last Ice Age, roughly 10,000 to 12,000 years ago, people on both sides of the Eurasian land mass independently discovered and made use of marijuana, according to new research published in the academic journal Vegetation History and Archaeobotany. That same research also links an upsurge in marijuana use in East Asia with the rise of transcontinental trade at the beginning of the Bronze Age, some 5,000 years ago.

While the traditional view has been that cannabis was first used and possibly domesticated in China or Central Asia and then spread westward, a new database tracking the academic literature on trends and patterns in prehistoric pot use suggests that marijuana showed up in both Japan and Eastern Europe at almost exactly the same time, between 9,400 B.C.E. and 8,100 B.C.E.

The database suggests only people in western Eurasia made regular use of the plant. Early records of its use in East Asia are rare, Long says, at least until about 3,000 B.C.E.

At that time, marking the beginning of the Bronze Age, East Asian use picked up again, and researchers think nomadic pastoralists, like the Yamnaya people, thought to be one of three main tribes that founded European civilization, played a key role.

By the beginning of the Bronze Age, the nomads on the steppe had mastered the art of horse riding, which allowed them greater geographical scope and led to the formation of trade networks along the same Eurasian route that would become famous as the Silk Road several millennia later. The Bronze Road facilitated the spread of all sorts of commodities between East and West, possibly including marijuana.

“It’s a hypothesis that requires more evidence to test,” Long says, noting that marijuana’s high value would have made it an ideal exchange item. Burned marijuana seeds at archaeological sites suggest that the Yamnaya carried the idea of smoking cannabis with them as they spread across Eurasia.

Phillip Smith is editor of the AlterNet Drug Reporter and author of the ‘Drug War Chronicle.’

July 23: Lifetime of Landscapes in Petaluma

Known for his dynamically colorful landscape paintings, Sonoma County artist Jack Stuppin is getting a career-spanning solo show, ‘Past Tense, Present Tense,’ through Aug. 22. Stuppin, who spent many years as part of the Sonoma Four, a group of plein air landscape painters, hasn’t shown in the North Bay for five years. This new exhibit assembles work from throughout...

July 24-29: The Write Stuff in St. Helena

The 36th annual Napa Valley Writers’ Conference returns with a week of focused writing workshops and fellowships in a picturesque setting. But it’s not just for authors. The conference presents several public readings throughout the next week. On Sunday, July 24, Harvard Review poetry editor Major Jackson joins UC Davis writing instructor Yiyun Li at the Napa Valley College...

Stairway to Menswear

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome. Let me tell you a bit about myself. I'm a lady from Slovenia who believes, like my husband, that all that glitters is gold. And as some of you know already, I love to shop—and I love to shop for my husband. Won't you join me on the stairway to menswear? When we get there, you...

Howlin’ Time

Led by music man Jim Sobo and often featuring a slew of talented independent performers from in and around Sobo's home of Prescott, Ariz., the annual Howling Coyote Tour once again covers a ton of ground throughout the greater North Bay in its 11th annual summer tour. This year's showcase extends its musical borders and features Pennsylvania native Ricci Hardt...

Bustin’ Up

Wielding an electronic ghost detector that looks like a little rotating neon vulva, a triumphant Melissa McCarthy leads the female-power remake of Ghostbusters—a redo that has a chip on its shoulder over fans' sniveling venom. Learning that the Ghostbusters reboot would be cast with women, thousands of male fans whimpered about PC Hollywood. (Posts about "raped childhood," a phrase swiped...

I Heart Merlot

After a funny guy said something funny about Merlot in the movies, wine drinkers resolved: "That's it! No more Merlot for me—I'm drinking with the funny guy!" Or so the story goes. Others blame Merlot for its earlier successes, which spawned a lake of insipid wine. (See Dining, this issue.) Within a few years, I then tasted many a monstrous...

Plum Sauce

Merlot is for mumblers. Some say "MARE-low," others say "mur-LOW," while many a farmer who actually grows the grape has been heard gruffly huffing something in between: "MUR-low." Just say it low and say it fast, and none but the most insufferably fastidious will look at you sideways. Which reminds me of something . . . (See Swirl, this...

Good Together

Jolie Holland is a nomadic songwriter. After a childhood spent in Texas, she called San Francisco home for much of the 1990s, building an experimental rock and roll solo career in the city before rambling off again to Vancouver, B.C. That's where she met songwriter Samantha Parton in 1999 and formed Americana ensemble the Be Good Tanyas. Yet Holland was...

Debriefer: July 20, 2016

ADAPT TO ADOPT U.S. Rep. Jared Huffman offered a bill late last week that aims to square up a federal adoption and foster-care regulatory scheme that is for all intents and purposes nonexistent. Adoption and foster-care services are run through state agencies that are often at odds with one another insofar as tracking foster and adopted kids. Huffman co-introduced, with fellow...

Stoned Age

Ever since Herodotus, we've been aware that the nomadic pastoralists of Asia Minor known as the Scythians burned marijuana as part of religious rituals and ceremonies. Now comes evidence that not only does human commerce with the pot plant extend back even further, it could have helped stimulate the rise of Western civilization. At the end of the last Ice...
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