Letters to the Editor: March 20, 2019

Serving
the Public

I was curious what Sonoma County’s former planner Pete Parkinson was referring to when he opened his letter to the editor in the March 13 edition of the Bohemian with the “once again” reference: “I am once again disappointed with Will Carruthers’ lazy reporting on the fire-debris-removal scandal.”

Had he previously expressed his disappointment with Will Carruthers’ reporting in the Bohemian and I’d missed it?

I’m not real clear what Carruthers was reporting either, not yet, but I certainly wouldn’t conclude it was a result of laziness. It appears more like he presented Bohemian readers with an interesting collection of characters, relationships and perhaps a revolving door—enough intriguing information to require further examination to be sure, but not much of a story. Yet.

I’m OK with taking Pete Parkinson’s word. Perhaps Chris Godley’s a swell guy. Perhaps his buddy Darius Anderson is as well. Apparently we all agree, as he stated, that our “community deserves better reporting on these issues.”

But here’s the big problem that Pete is well aware of and ignores anyway: if he were really interested in airing all this out, as his letter suggests, he’d be addressing his letter to the Press Democrat. If that publication were doing its job, and adequately reporting in the public interest on the lobbying activities of one of its owners (Anderson) on behalf of AshBritt, PG&E and others, the Bohemian would not need to piece together all these little tidbits of intriguing information for us to gnaw on.

Pete would better serve the public by asking the region’s daily newspaper monopoly—which actually has resources (commonly referred to as “staff”) and helps determine what is and is not news for much of Northern California—to get off its ass and spend more than a couple sentences on its boss’ business affairs.

I am grateful to the Bohemian for its coverage.

Petaluma

No Janis, No Plane, No Dead

I picked up the March 13 edition of the Bohemian while in Sonoma County visiting old friends, and I read Richard von Busack’s article “Double Down.” I lived in Cotati when the Inn of the Beginning opened in 1968, and later was on the staff of the Sonoma County Bugle, which featured an extensive calendar of music events happening at the Inn and other local venues.

Janis Joplin and the Jefferson Airplane never played the Inn of the Beginning. Another myth out there is that the Grateful Dead played at the Inn frequently. Not true. The New Riders played there with Jerry Garcia, but not the Dead.

There were some well-known folks who played the Inn: Lighning Hopkins, Mose Allison, Dan Hicks & His Hot Licks, Joy of Cooking, Van Morrison, and Neil Young among them. But not Janis, not the Airplane and not the Dead.

Please say hi to Scott Goree for me. Accordions rock!

Bend, Ore.

Look for the Union . . . Edible

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Can unions organize cannabis industry workers, some stoned, some sober, others undocumented and still others with college degrees?

It’s tricky.

The upsides: a unionized cannabis industry could help improve wages and working conditions for men and women who labor in North Bay cannabis fields, warehouses and dispensaries. Unions could also assist the industry as a whole by rendering it more transparent, and by insisting on standards that contribute to the health and safety of employers, employees and consumers.

The downsides: a wobbly workforce that’s still laboring underground in many cases and that doesn’t really need the union dues on top of the onerous tax burden that comes with compliance. Not to mention that there’s not one or two, but three unions angling to ramp up their rolls with the North Bay cannabis labor pool.

The International Brotherhood of Teamsters is one of the unions pushing to organize weed workers. Its drivers already transport legal weed throughout the state; now the union is pushing out into the fields and warehouses. At 1.3 million members strong, the IBT is one of the strongest unions in the country and now they’re in the thick of a campaign to organize a California cannabis industry that is moving haltingly from illegality to legality.

The Teamsters have already been engaged in the cannabis culture in this state for decades. Along with the California Growers Association, plus law enforcement and elected officials all across the state, the Teamsters supported and lobbied for Proposition 215, which ushered in the state’s landmark medical marijuana regime in 1996.

The Teamsters also lobbied in favor of Proposition 64, which legalized adult use in 2016 and launched the system of regulation and taxation that’s now in place. Once the legal cannabis industry had employees who delivered and distributed marijuana, it made perfect sense, from the Teamsters perspective, to organize them.

“Helping new industries evolve” is the current Teamster slogan. They’d like to see the cannabis industry evolve by embracing unionization—an effort already underway that’s helped one California pot business organize its workers.

The Teamsters recently helped organize workers at Continuum, a California marijuana distributor that has offices and warehouses in Oakland, Sacramento and Orange County. “We worked closely with the Teamsters,” says Tim Morland, the compliance and policy director at Continuum. “Now all our employees—drivers and warehouse workers—are in the union and make $25 an hour.”

The Teamsters have also stood by their pot-transport workers when they’ve been arrested and detained by law enforcement. The Los Angeles police recently nabbed and held a cannabis delivery man named Richard Rodriguez, a member of Local 853, for 15 hours. The Teamsters found a lawyer who secured the trucker’s release; no charges were filed. “No one has ever offered me that kind of protection,” he told the Teamsters blog. “We need the Teamsters because they have those relationships.”

Closer to home, it’s a challenge to obtain accurate information about where and what the Teamsters are actually doing on the ground in the North Bay on the cannabis front—in part because there’s competition between rival local labor organizations that nobody in the union-advocacy movement wants to talk about, at least on the record.

It’s understandable that the union doesn’t want to tip its hand about its organizing plans and invite sabotage at the hands of “right to work” agitators. And it’s a touchy prospect going in: Some cannabis companies are still very much underground, or straddle a gray border that divides the legal and the illegal. They don’t want or need the publicity of a union shop.

A local Teamsters organizer who insisted on anonymity says of efforts to unionize the industry, “This is just the beginning. A lot of people haven’t followed rules and still don’t follow rules. They’re not the easiest people to work with.”

The United Farm Workers (UFW) and the United Food and Commercial Workers International Union (UFCW), also aim to organize cannabis workers. If you’re a cannabis worker, we want to talk with you,” says UFW national vice president Armando Elenes.

For its part, the UFCW asks that the Teamsters kindly step back. “The UFCW has a Cannabis Workers Rising Campaign,” UFCW spokesman Jeff Ferro says. “We would hope they [the Teamsters] respect our jurisdiction.”

The competing unions reflect the diversity and scope of a cannabis industry that stretches from fields and warehouses to trucks, kitchens and dispensaries.

Another Teamster spokesperson who requested anonymity says the union is aware of competition from the UFW and UFCW. One difference, she says, is that Teamsters don’t want to be organized-labor militants. “We aim to be an advocate for the industry, not a thorn in its side.”

Organizers note that there’s still some lingering bitterness in California’s Central Valley between the United Farm Workers and the Teamsters, who tried to elbow out Cesar Chavez’s organization in the 1970s. But it was a different Teamsters in the ’70s—in bed with organized crime and with a corrupt ex-convict Jimmy Hoffa as its leader. The union has taken great pains to reform its image and organization since its mid-’70s lowpoint, when Hoffa disappeared and was presumed to be killed by the Mafia. He still hasn’t been found.

It’s a different union today, even if it is headed by James Hoffa Jr.

Kristin Heidelbach heads the Teamsters Cannabis Division. A graduate of Sacramento State University, she commands an office in the state capitol, travels widely, speaks publicly and provides a recognizable name and face to an industry that has historically been reluctant to go public.

Heidelbach worked closely for more than a decade with her mentor, Barry Broad, a Teamsters lawyer from 1985 until his retirement last year. For much of his career, Broad focused exclusively on cannabis issues.

“We joined with members of the cannabis industry to reach consensus on issues and to create the regulatory system that’s now in place,” he says. “We knew it would be a rough transition for the legacy players, but the industry will settle down and become efficient, capitalized and automated like the rest of California agriculture.

“Government officials,” he adds, “had been uncomfortable dealing with people in the underground economy. Once the Teamsters unionized workers, it helped legitimize the industry.”

Broad says cannabis workers have suffered in the black market because they haven’t been paying into or accessing Social Security, unemployment insurance or workers’ compensation.

“There has been a dark side to the cannabis industry,” Broad says. “There’s been use of child labor, which is against the law, and there has been a lot of pot on the market with fungus that’s not fit for human consumption. We’ve helped to clean up the whole industry in more ways than one.”

Heidelbach carries on Broad’s legacy. Over the past three years, she has staked out the Emerald Triangle for organizing pot workers. The Emerald Triangle has for decades been the heart of the California cannabis industry—though it’s losing ground to Salinas, Monterey and Santa Barbara, where municipalities are eager for tax revenue from the emerging economy.

Broad notes that Humboldt growers, far removed from the regional motherlode of cannabis consumers in San Francisco and San Jose. It’s a long way to drive with a load of legal weed, he says, even for a veteran Teamsters driver.

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Last fall, Heidelbach chaired a panel at the Emerald Cup (the annual cannabis county fair, job market and stoner festival) in Santa Rosa that was titled “Tips for Making Money in the Newly Regulated Market.”

“It’s all about survival,” Heidelbach told the audience. That summed up the sentiments of the participants on the panel. None were gleeful about the future of legal weed.

Heidelbach is presently focused on working conditions in the Emerald Triangle and beyond, and not just because Murder Mountain is up on Netflix, highlighting the outlaw culture to the north. Yes, the pot workers are often pleasantly stoned, but many are also unhappy with the long hours, the repetitive work and the demand to turn out product quickly.

“A lot of trimmers and dispensary workers are treated unfairly,” Heidelbach says. “They need representation because they’re often afraid to speak up, lest they lose their jobs. At one place, I was told, ‘We’re good to our workers, but you can’t talk to them. They’re idiots.'”

Along with the condescending tone directed at workers, Heidelbach’s also gotten an indifferent, if not cold, shoulder from big commercial operators in the North Bay. One Sonoma County-based cannabis-industry spokesman who insisted on anonymity says the weed industry is now so squeezed by taxes and regulations it can’t survive further squeezing by the Teamsters.

The new taxes that are part of the Proposition 64 legalization regime have made it nearly impossible for individuals without big financial backing to enter the market.

Earlier this year, Clayton Taylor, a fledgling organizer for the Teamsters—he has an office in Santa Rosa—spoke to a roomful of largely union-indifferent members of the Sonoma Valley Cannabis Enthusiasts (SVCE), an industry group that wants Sonoma Valley weed to be as well-known as Sonoma Valley wine.

Ken Brown, a former Sonoma mayor and a longtime local activist, helped bring Taylor to the SVCE meeting.

“The Teamsters have a right to organize,” Brown says. “[But] if people don’t want a union, that’s their business.”

For years, Brown’s wife, Jewel Mathieson, has been the heart and soul of the Sonoma Patient Group, the longest-running dispensary in Sonoma County. The Sonoma Patient Group is not represented by any union.

At the SVCE meeting, Taylor distributed a Teamsters flyer that boasted, “We sign what’s called a Labor Peace Agreement which sets the bedrock for the positive relation between employer and the Teamsters.”

That day, no SVCE growers signed up.

“We’re strapped,” one member says. “The union could make life more difficult for us.”

Immigrant trimmers in the cannabis industry are also pretty wary of the uptick in union agitation. Rosa (not her real name) is 25 and from Central America; Santiago (not his real name) is 29 and from South America. She has a passport and a visa; he has no legit papers.

What they make in four months here lasts a year back home. Three years ago, they earned $25 an hour as trimmers. By 2018, the wage had dropped to $15.

Working conditions are onerous—they put in shifts of up to 14 hours, and are under near constant surveillance—but Rosa and Santiago haven’t sought union representation and say they won’t strike or rock the boat. When they don’t like one workplace, they move to another farm or warehouse where the weed bosses are kinder.

Santiago worries about Rosa and rightly so.

“She has trimmed on remote farms where growers hit on her,” he says. “There’s little, if any, protection.”

At CannaCraft, a major cannabis-manufacturing facility in Santa Rosa, CEO Bill Silver expresses pride in the CannaCraft workforce and the company itself. “I was initially drawn to the company because it treats all our employees well.”

Silver, a former professor at Sonoma State University, is a bit more guarded when it comes to the question of a unionized Cannacraft. The company employs around 180 people.

“That’s a sensitive issue,” says Silver. “I don’t want to comment on anything that’s in progress.”

Jonah Raskin is the author of ‘Marijuanaland: Dispatches from an American War.’

Playing Chicken

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Who is responsible for enforcing state anti–animal cruelty laws at our local farms? The answer is, apparently, no one.

Last September, 58 activists with Direct Action Everywhere were arrested for trying to provide aid to wounded, sick and starving chickens at a Petaluma farm. The activists claim they had provided evidence to several different agencies detailing animal cruelty at this and other farms, but no action had been taken. Under California Code 597e, they claimed they were entitled to provide that aid without fear of liability.

We’ll see how that plays out. But my question is: Why did it come to this? Why didn’t our local officials investigate and address allegations of animal cruelty after more than a year of being provided evidence? Over the past few weeks, animal rights activists including myself have talked to several different agencies and apparently no one is willing to take responsibility for enforcing the animal-cruelty laws on the books as they pertain to farm animals. California has passed some important laws about how farm animals are to be treated, but unless someone is willing to enforce them, what’s the point?

We’ve been in contact with multiple agencies recently over this question. Here’s what we’ve learned: Sonoma County District Attorney Jill Ravitch says that it’s the job of the county’s Animal Services division to investigate and recommend animal-cruelty charges be filed when appropriate. Sonoma County Animal Services says they don’t do this for farm animals. They are focused on pets and will intervene if the Sonoma County Sheriff’s Office asks them to. They say the SCSO should be doing the investigations.

Sonoma County Sheriff Mark Essick says it’s not his department’s responsibility either. He says allegations of animal cruelty at local farms fall under the jurisdiction of the California Department of Food and Agriculture. But that agency says they don’t investigate animal cruelty. They are responsible for food safety, with a mission to protect and promote agriculture, not enforce animal-cruelty laws. They say it’s the job of local law enforcement, the SCSO, to investigate allegations of animal cruelty.

None of these agencies would agree to meet together and figure out what the policy is for enforcing our animal-cruelty laws. They all just want to toss this hot potato as far away as possible.

It appears the SCSO is responsible for enforcing the state laws, but is not willing to accept this responsibility. It just doesn’t take animal-cruelty seriously when it comes to farm animals. But it’s not Essick’s job to pick and choose which laws he wants to enforce, despite being endorsed by the Sonoma County Farm Bureau in his 2018 campaign for sheriff (the Farm Bureau also endorsed Ravitch).

The animal-rights activists exposed horrific animal cruelty at local farms, and local officials are spending our tax dollars going after the whistleblowers who exposed these crimes, instead of the animal abusers. I understand that agriculture is an important part of our economy, but that doesn’t mean the farms can operate outside the law. This problem is not going away by arresting the whistleblowers. We need more leadership and enforcement of the law in this county, and less passing of the buck.

Doug Moeller lives in Santa Rosa.

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Writers Picks: Romance

Best Real-Life Love Story

Last August, when Petaluma’s Robert Coleman was diagnosed with Stage IV prostate cancer, he knew it was the beginning of a long battle. What he and his wife, Deborah Price, could not have guessed was that the struggles ahead would become the background to a love story so moving it would end up catching the attention of a national cancer organization and a Hollywood superstar.

Coleman’s cancer was just the beginning, it turns out.

The doctors later discovered a tumor on Coleman’s spine. Months of painful treatment and therapy followed. Looking back, Coleman says he’d never have made it through without his wife, holding him, studying everything she could about cancer, arguing with doctors, challenging him to keep up his spirits, even throwing a party where friends could tell him how much he’d brought to their lives.

Earlier this year, the Prostate Cancer Foundation announced its second annual True Love contest, seeking true stories of cancer survivors describing those who cared for them during their illness and recovery. From hundreds of submitted stories, Coleman’s was selected by Kristen Bell, star of the TV show The Good Place and a board member of the foundation. As a way of honoring Price for her selfless commitment and lifesaving work on her husband’s behalf, Bell sent Price a “caregiver’s package” with items the actress selected personally.

In Coleman’s story, titled “Love Without Compromise” (which can be found at pcf.org/bio/robert-c), he writes, “I had never experienced such unyielding unconditional love. I couldn’t bear the thought of leaving her and our daughter behind. I resolved to get much tougher and stronger myself, to take complete responsibility for my experiences, to give it everything I had. I realized that love in a relationship isn’t a given in this world. You have to make it real every single day. While both of you are responsible for the relationship, it’s up to you to step it up on your own side. Even when your body is failing you. Even when you have cancer.”

Coleman’s story, full of praise and love for his wife, concludes with this final, lump-in-the-throat realization: “Many years ago when I asked Deborah to marry me, if I knew then what I was going to eventually put her through, I might have thought twice about my proposal. Somehow, though, I suspect if Deborah had known about my future circumstances so many years ago, her answer still would have been ‘Yes!'”—D.T.

Best Infrastructural Impracticality in the Service of Romance

Sunsets. Beaches. Canoodling in convertibles atop soaring cliffs above the crashing surf. Yeah, this romantic vignette is as typical to the Sonoma Coast as it is statewide, yet there is nothing inevitable about California State Route 1. In the beginning, before any Eve or even Steve glimpsed the evening sunlight glinting off lapping waves (this is prehistory we’re talking about), there was no two-lane ledge etched into the bluffs above Bodega Bay and points north. Highway 1 was patched together partly from a discontinuous jumble of roads and given a public boost by Depression-era funding and public works projects, which also improved and made accessible Sonoma Coast State Park beaches. It’s a passion project, a work in progress, like any relationship in the long haul. Beaten by salty winds, hounded by the leading edge of atmospheric rivers, and bedeviled by landslides, Highway 1 is an ongoing indiscretion that’s patched up, made sound and ready for new recruits who drive, park and enjoy the fruits of the nexus of climate, time, labor and history, with nary a blip of a thought about all that. Maybe that’s what love’s all about.—J.K.

Best Place to Take a Date in Your Macramé Pantsuit

Once upon a time, nice ladies didn’t go to bars. But sometime in the 1970s, the story goes, enterprising bar owners hit upon the idea of adding houseplants, cozy chairs and rays of light into former holes of watering to attract the other half of the population. And thus the fern bar—and lamentable drinks like the Harvey Wallbanger, the lemon drop and the mudslide—was born. The trend faded as the ’70s turned into the ’80s, but Sebastopol’s Fern Bar has rediscovered the concept. The decor—beautiful and not at all kitschy—is replete with ferns, but there’s much more to it. It takes the idea of a fern bar—homey, comfortable and plush—and gives it a modern update that isn’t retro but evolutionary. Of course it wouldn’t work if the drinks and the well-matched food menu weren’t good (and on par with their prices). They are. It’s all good. 6780 Depot St., Ste. 120, Sebastopol. 707.861.9603. fernbar.com.—S.H.

Best other Sweaty Way to Get Intimate with Your Partner

My boyfriend and I wanted something new to do a few Fridays ago, and since I am one of those hated yoga enthusiasts, I coerced him into trying out a couple’s yoga class at Soul Yoga & Wellness. Neither of us put much thought into what the class would entail, but we did know it would probably be better high, which contributed to us being a little late. But we figured if any place would be forgiving of people showing up late and high, it would be a yoga studio. After hurriedly laying down our mats, the teachers, Mark and Dana Falls, a married couple who are also couples’ therapists, told us this would be a very intimate class where we would also be encouraged to talk to each other. Our first move was leaning into each other back to back and standing up together. This sounded like a simple feat, one Mark and Dana executed easily. My boyfriend and I could barely lean into each other without one of us falling to the side. The couple next to us, in their late 50s, were also struggling: “Richard, you are leaning too much into me, you are crushing me Richard.” Richard replied that he did not, in fact, think he was leaning into her at all. The rest of the class proceeded similarly, with a lot of fumbling and occasional exciting successes (few and far between for Richard and his wife). There is something really intimate about having your sweat drip onto your partner’s face that forces you to reach a new level of closeness, and repeatedly failing at something together is also surprisingly bonding and honestly very funny (or perhaps that was just the weed). At the end of the class, after releasing endorphins and feeling very relaxed, Mark and Dana encouraged us to all kiss our partner. Shyly, I leaned in for a kiss (I am not huge on PDA), and heard Richard comment loudly on the sound of our kissing: “Sounds like someone sludging through mud.” A perfect end to a fun Friday activity. 2700 Yulupa Ave. #15, Santa Rosa. 707.696.4382. soulyogasr.com.—A.M.

Best Heartbroken Songwriter

David Luning definitely has a way with a good, sad song lyric, as the world learned during his time on American Idol in 2014. Just give the Sonoma County singer-songwriter a tune about heartbreak and regret, and his soul-wrenching voice will wrap around each word like ivy on the tombstone of your long lost love. Take “Another Piano Song,” in which he tries desperately to get through to a lover who’s disappearing into depression and distance. The ache in Luning’s voice, pitched high and fused with a palpable sense of love and devotion, is so deep it sinks into your subconscious and stays there.

Even on the relatively light-hearted “Whiskey Bottle,” a list of failed relationships so hilariously bad you can’t help but laugh, the underlying theme is heartbreak, heartbreak, heartbreak. “Women come, and then they go / Why they leave, I just don’t know / Well, another one just walked out the door / I got no gosh-darn-luck, baby, that’s for sure.” And it doesn’t even have to be a relationship for Luning to find a good grief-filled theme for a song. In “Northern California,” it’s his home town he’s aching for, with lyrics like, “Oh please return me to my garden / Down on my knees, I’m beggin’ / Please, take me home / Northern California, I miss you.”

The point is, if you’re feeling blue and want to hear some music that will remind you that, for all your pain, there are those who are feeling it even deeper (and in rhyme), David Luning’s got a song (or three or six or ten) that will certainly be just your cup of whiskey. davidluning.com.—D.T.

Readers Picks: Romance

Best Place for Singles to Meet

Napa

NapaSport Steakhouse

Sonoma

Sonoma Speakeasy

Best Romantic Dinner

Napa

Bouchon Bistro

Sonoma

Ca’Bianca

Best Staycation

Napa

Spa Solage

Sonoma

Flamingo Conference Resort & Spa Hotel

Best Boutique Hotel

Napa

Mount View Hotel & Spa

Sonoma

Hotel Healdsburg

Best Florist

Napa

Beau Fleurs

Sonoma

City 205 Flowers

Best Lingerie Shop

Napa

Knickers & Pearls

Sonoma

Irene’s Fitting Room

Best Erotica Store

Napa

Pleasures Unlimited

Sonoma

Milk & Honey

Best Sex Therapist

Napa

Napa Valley Couples Therapy Center

Sonoma

Barbara Daugherty

Best Couples Counseling

Napa

Dennyse Stanford, PhD

Sonoma

Kevin Russell, MFT

Best Wedding
Event Planner

Napa

Roque Events Production Design

Sonoma

Nicki Wolfe
Events + Spaces

Best Wedding Reception Venue

Napa

V. Sattui Winery

Sonoma

Olympia’s Valley Estate

Best Wedding Caterer

Napa

Elaine Bell Catering

Sonoma

Preferred
Sonoma Caterers

Best Wedding Photographer

Napa

T. J. Salsman Photography

Sonoma

Maria Villano Photography

Writers Picks: Recreation

Best Way to Out-Badass Aquaman

Voracious sea stars and warming sea temperatures conspired to decimate the North Coast’s red abalone population. The state’s Fish & Game Commission banned recreational harvesting of the mollusks in 2018, in hopes of giving the critters a chance to recover. Late last year, Fish & Game extended the closure to 2021, because the population has not rebounded.

I know it’s hard on divers who love the sport and the dive shops that depended on the diving trade, but the gastropods need all the breaks they can get. The ban opens up other diving opportunities. In fact, diving for abalone is too easy. They don’t move so quick and it’s easy to get your limit.

Want a challenge? Try spearfishing. Spearfishing hunting grounds occur where abalone live, in rocky crevices and reefs. But your prey—cabazon, ling cod and various rockfish—are wily and hide in holes or stay still in hopes you won’t notice them.

It’s definitely worth taking a class or two to learn technique and safety, but you don’t need to be a master breath-holder to take up the sport. The good folks at Santa Rosa’s Seals Watersport have all the gear and expertise you need. It helps to be physically fit to dive, but the secret to spearfishing is to remain calm. Remaining calm slows your body’s consumption of oxygen, meaning you can stay under longer while you chill and enjoy the hunting expedition.

And here’s another benefit of spearfishing over ab diving: fish are much easier to clean than abalone. And let’s be honest, emerging from the water with a speargun and a fat fish is pretty badass. 2112 Armory Drive, Santa Rosa. 707.542.3100. sealswatersports.com. —S.H.

Best Oreo
Cow Spotting

Oreo cows. They’re a thing. Not just something your goofy friend shouts in the car, pointing to a Napa hillside—quoting the Napa Valley Register, in a news headline from 2008: “Oreo Cows wander on to Highway 29.” That particular herd of Belted Galloways, which are visually bewitching on account of being generally black on both ends with a creamy white center, has long been beloved by cow spotters on their way to Napa Valley winetasting. But cow-mad hikers may be pleasantly surprised to find, upon rounding a bend on a trail in the new Jenner Headlands Preserve, they’re face to face with their favorite striped cow. And that’s not the first pleasant surprise at Jenner Headlands, which opened to the public in September 2018. The gates and facilities are handsomely constructed, there’s a telescope for whale watching from the bluff, and parking is free, thanks to a partnership between the Wildlands Conservancy and Sonoma Land Trust. They brought in a new rancher to manage the cows in 2014, says Wildlands regional director Brook Edwards. The breed was developed in Scotland to thrive in coastal environments, and is a bit smaller than more typical breeds in this region. The cows are rotated to different pastures when grazing targets are met. “That creates a mosaic of grassland habitat on the coast. There are birds and mammals and reptiles that need these grasslands to persist,” says Edwards. And of
course, they’re a hit. “People tend to really like them out here.” 12001 Hwy. 1, Jenner.—J.K.

Best Place to Watch Speedy
Vegetables Compete for Prizes

They’re cool, they’re creative, they’re fast—and they’re zucchinis.

And they are out to squash the competition.

For over 30 years, the Sonoma farmers market has been host to the annual Zucchini Races, now held at Sebastiani Winery’s Arbor Park in August. In the wacky squash-season event, zucchinis are rigged with wheels, or placed in squash-themed conveyances of some sort, where they compete against each other in heats of four at a time. That’s how big the track is—just four lanes.

The races have been widely covered by press around the world, and have been praised for their garden-friendly creativity by such foodie favorites as Lisa Atwood, a Sonoma-based cookbook author who’s written about the races on her popular Sonoma Family Cook blogsite (and who took this picture!). Originally devised by Sonoma’s Hilda Swartz, the event has proven so popular, other markets around the county (Windsor and Healdsburg among them) have recently introduced zucchini races to their own summer activities. sonomaplazamarket.org.—D.T.

Best Place to Patiently Try
Your Hand at
Potato Farming

My friend Brett Foxwell is an incredibly talented machinist, animator and filmmaker whose number one quality might just be his unwavering patience. His epic stop-motion animated short film, Fabricated, took 10 years of design and filming, where Foxwell created a trippy, surreal world of Frankenstein-like machines. Another of his projects, WoodSwimmer, involved him taking discarded pieces of wood and shaving layers off one at a time to reveal the hidden patterns underneath. That project caught the eye of director Darren Aronofsky, who included it in last year’s National Geographic series One Strange Rock. Beyond his intricate model building and filmmaking, last year Foxwell shared with me his other obsession: digging for potatoes. It was at the Great Peter Pumpkin Patch, the annual October offering from Spring Hill Jersey Cheese and Petaluma Creamery that features hay rides, a corn pit, farm animals and a field of potatoes that visitors can visit and dig through to collect their spuds. I met Brett and his partner, Isabel, at the patch expecting to try some pumpkin ice cream and grab a future Jack-o’-lantern while hanging out on the farm, but Brett had other ideas. Like a shot, he took off to the potato field, a bag at the ready to collect his haul. But this was late in the day and late in the season, and wouldn’t you know it, there was not a potato to be found among the mounds of dirt. That didn’t stop Brett. With a concentration usually reserved for open-heart surgery, Foxwell grabbed his shovel and began to methodically, obsessively dig through the trenches, determined to farm those taters like his life depended on it. It felt like forever, but eventually Brett found two tiny little tots lounging in the field that he triumphantly raised into the air like rescued puppies. I didn’t have the heart to tell him that I spied boxes of potatoes off to the side, surely meant to refill the field for tomorrow’s crowds. It didn’t matter. Brett got his potatoes and the satisfaction of pulling them from the earth’s embrace himself. springhillcheese.com.—C.S.

Best Little Bridge Over Troubled Waters

East of Santa Rosa (which is like east of Eden except not exactly Eden), there is something quite rare. It’s a bridge. It’s just a little footbridge. And while it may seem like we’ve got plenty of bridges, maybe we don’t always have enough in the right places. The story goes like this: some 100 years ago and then some, the Southern Pacific Railroad tooted its way down the right-of-way that’s now called Channel Drive past Trione-Annadel State Park. Destination: Sonoma and points beyond. Later on, the tracks were abandoned. What an opportunity! But this was still a long time ago, before Rails-to-Trails, when the thing that people did with invaluable, alternative routes through the landscape was to slice and dice them until they didn’t connect nobody to nothing. A bridge of regret? There’s more. Then we got the park, which is a public good, and it got new neighbors in the White Oak subdivision, which is gated. Bicycle enthusiasts used a pathway connecting the public park to public streets, to bypass a particularly hair-raising stretch of Highway 12. Acrimony ensued, and public use lost the suit. But before the end of the road, there’s this little bridge, easy to miss. A bridge of hope? Well, it certainly encourages courtesy from all users, as it’s so narrow that no two can pass. Poor little bridge. But it’s all they’ve got. Walkers from the Oakmont side must be sure-footed to climb the steep, dirt bank to the road. Cyclists on road wheels must exercise caution on the turn. Everyone can stop in the middle when they’ve got it all to themselves for a minute, and take in the calming sight of that water burbling gently under the bridge.—J.K.

Readers Picks: Recreation

Best Bike Shop

Napa

The Hub

Sonoma

The Bike Peddler

Best Cycling Event

Napa

Cycle for Sight

Sonoma

Levi’s GranFondo

Best Bike Route/Trail

Napa

Napa Valley Vine Trail

Sonoma

Joe Rodota Trail

Best Gym

Napa

Calistoga Fit

Sonoma

Coaches Corner
Fitness Center

Best Health Club

Napa

Synergy Health Club

Sonoma

Airport Health Club

Best Swimming Pool

Napa

St. Helena Aquatic Complex

Sonoma

Ives Pool

Best Personal Trainer

Napa

Donavan Almond, Calistoga Fit

Sonoma

Amber Keneally, Vertex

Best Pilates Studio

Napa

Calistoga Pilates

Sonoma

Foundation Pilates

Best Tai Chi /
Qigong Instructor

Napa

Master Mark
Whittaker Healing Arts

Sonoma

Jane Golden

Best Yoga Studio

Napa

Napa Hot Yoga

Sonoma

Bikram Yoga
of Santa Rosa

Best Yoga
Winery Experience

Napa

Yoga & Bubbles,
Joseph Cellars

Sonoma

Emeritus Vineyards

Best Martial
Arts School

Napa

Red Dragon Karate

Sonoma

Segal’s ATA Martial Arts

Best Park

Napa

Alston Park

Sonoma

Howarth Park

Best Hiking Trail

Napa

Oat Hill Mine Trail

Sonoma

Taylor Mountain

Best Horseback Riding

Napa

Napa Valley Trail Rides

Sonoma

CloverLeaf Ranch

Best Outdoor Adventure Tour

Napa

Getaway Adventures, Calistoga Sip N’ Cycle

Sonoma

Sonoma Canopy Tours

Best Hot Air
Balloon Company

Napa

Napa Valley Balloons

Sonoma

Up & Away Ballooning

Best Boating Company

Napa

Lake Berryessa Boat
& Jet Ski Rentals

Sonoma

Clavey Paddlesports

Best Sports Fishing Charter Company

Napa

Wombat Charters

Sonoma

New Sea Angler/
The Boat House

Best Water
Sports Company

Napa

Napa Valley Paddle

Sonoma

Santa Rosa Ski & Sports

Best Surf Shop

Napa

Boardgarden

Sonoma

Northern Light Surf Shop

Best Skate Shop

Napa

Boardgarden

Sonoma

Brotherhood Board Shop

Writers Picks: Home Improvement

Best Inspiration for Taking Your
Gardening to New Heights of Invention

Most gardens are, logically enough, horizontal, or perhaps terraced but still basically earthbound, being that they are, of course, gardens. But thanks to Petaluma’s 15-year-old ordinance requiring developers to invest in public art when constructing new properties, there is a garden outside of the relatively new Friedman’s Home Improvement (winner, once again, of Best Home Improvement Store) in Petaluma that is not earthbound at all. It’s vertical. Literally clinging to the wall on the exterior of the building within the Deer Creek Village shopping center, the garden stretches from the ground to the roof, and features dozens of flowers and succulents and other green, gold and growing things. It’s instantly magical to behold, and a bit befuddling. How do those plants do that, and how are they maintained, and is this even really a garden or an actual art installation employing a kind of botanical paint to color the canvas? That, actually, is part of the point of a good garden, isn’t it? To exist in that special place that grows between art and agriculture, blurring both definitions by boldly and beautifully putting down roots in both worlds at once. 429 N. McDowell Blvd., Petaluma. 707.774.8400. friedmanshome.com.—D.T.

Best Company to Admit Defeat and Surrender To

Every spring I’d look at all the weeds and debris piles left over from the winter in my yard and decide: This is the year. I’m going to get my yard in shape, build a deck here and lay down a stone path there. But once the weeds were gone I’d lose focus, unsure how it was all going to work out. I’d trudge ahead until I was done, but I wasn’t done because my plans never materialized as intended and my yard generally looked kind of half-assed. And then winter would come and then spring and I’d start over. What I learned is you really can’t just go to Home Depot, buy some plants and mulch and a few solar path lights, and think you’re going to have a coherently designed yard. At least I can’t. I finally hired the good folks at Elder Creek Landscapes. They listened to my woes and decoded what I’d been trying to do, then greatly improved on it and drew it up into a beautiful plan that I could never have done myself. It will take a while until I can install it all, but at least now I have a plan. 130 Petaluma Ave. #3A, Sebastopol. 707.827.7913. eldercreek.com.—S.H.

Best $50
Rent Reprieve

Far be it from me to complain too often or too loudly that I am paying thousands of dollars more each year for the very same dwelling that I originally rented what seems like a blink of an eye ago. Lots of North Bay renters are in the same boat, or worse, and besides, as my landlord is sure to inform me upon each rent hike, “It’s below market.” Nor am I the sort of churlish type to whom it would even occur to wonder, following the ballot box defeat of the city of Santa Rosa’s tepid rent-control ordinance in 2017, just what percentage of no votes belonged to citizens who, then comfortably ensconced in luxurious accommodations beetling over the ridge above my squalid little hovel, found themselves scratching at the door of an extortionate rental market just a few months later. I can tell you I only feel pity for such a person. But it was sweet reprieve to learn that the saints over at City Hall extended an anti–rent gouging measure, which they passed in the wake of the 2017 hell fires, into October 2019 (the state’s ban extends until May 31, 2019). That’s when this year’s rent hike met its match. Rents cannot exceed 10 percent over the rent prior to October 2017—not just this year’s increase, but the total. So cheers to you, council folk. With my $50 savings, I’m serving Fancy Feast at my house. I mean for the cats, not myself. Well, at least until October.—J.K.

Worst Place to Find Yourself Reincarnated as a Gnat

Live a good life. Be kind. Be generous, if not materially then in spirit. Should you fail at this pretty simple thing to do and (a) murder a bunch of people, join the Proud Boys or accept a post to Trump’s cabinet, and (b) if the Jains are right after all, then pray you don’t reincarnate as a tiny, fluttering thing in this place: California Carnivores in Sebastopol. There’s simply no safe place to land, if you’re a gnat.

I know: you’re feeling exhausted and thirsty after so much winging about and, in a prior life, demonically striving to privatize public education, but don’t rest on a butterwort; you’ll dissolve. Don’t dip your wee proboscis down the funnel of a pitcher plant; you’ll end trapped in a bowl of digestive nectar. It’s a true, if tiny, horror show—something the staff at Cali Carnivores mischievously play up, with botanical placards scripted in scary-movie font and a life-sized fiberglass Audrey, the carnivorous hottie from Little Shop of Horrors, sentried in the entryway.

It’s not all giggles and games, however; the folks at California Carnivores are passionate and devoted, and know their stuff. Founder Peter D’Amato wrote the bible on the subject, the sinisterly titled Savage Garden, now in its eighth printing, and owner-manager Damon Collingsworth (pictured) has assisted in the installation of carnivorous gardens for institutions around the country—he can help set one up for you!

True, a visit to Cali Carnivores can set you back upwards of $80 for a large Sarracenia, but these sturdy guys can live decades. That works out to a pretty decent deal. And who knows, yours could be the famished pitcher plant that outlives Kirstjen Nielsen and makes short work of her mosquito-bound soul some sunny future day. The arc of justice is long—but it’s hungry. 2833 Old Gravenstein Hwy., Sebastopol. 707.824.0433. californiacarnivores.com.—G.B.

Best Place to Feel
at Home Kicked Back in a Recliner That’s Not in Your Home

Theaters have been trying to keep people coming in the door for decades, despite the total saturation of pop-culture entertainment. Now that 3D has, for the most part, crashed and burned, theaters in Dan Tocchini’s Santa Rosa Entertainment group have hit on a new plan: make the seating desirable in and of itself. The old fold-down chairs with little drink holders on the side are now a thing of the past. In their place: cozy armchairs (which you reserve when you buy your ticket—you can also reserve a seat online) that look as though they were lifted right out of a living room catalogue. Ever dropped your popcorn or had no place to put a drink because your neighbor has already monopolized the holder? Not an issue anymore. Every seat at Santa Rosa’s Roxy and Airport stadiums and Petaluma’s Boulevard Stadium now has its own holder and tray, allowing you to eat and drink while watching in comfort. To complete the feels-like-you’re-relaxing-at-home experience, all chairs recline, complete with footrest. If there’s a downside to this upgrade, it’s that these new, cushier, reclining chairs could make you fall asleep before the movie’s over—but that’s really on the film to keep that from happening. santarosacinemas.com.—A.T.R.

Best Place to Launch a Political Campaign for Charles Foster Kane

The sound of power tools in an adjacent room interrupts the pop of corks and the glug of wine being poured at a tasting for the first anniversary of Petaluma Gap American Viticultural Area (AVA), and that’s OK. The folks at Hotel Petaluma have done such a fine job restoring this historic hostelry to former glory, it’s fine by me if they finish whatever details they’ve got to do by day or night. This is my first visit to the hotel’s Goldman Ballroom. The style was probably dated a few years after the hotel’s original opening in 1924, but it’s perfectly grand and puts me in the mind of an early 20th-century campaign rally—say, like in Citizen Kane, except on a very much smaller scale—and in fact has been used for election-night festivities. Who’s that up there in the balcony, Jim Gettys clutching his top hat? No, it’s a bottle of Petaluma Gap Pinot Noir, how delicious. 205 Kentucky St., Petaluma. 707.559.3393. hotelpetaluma.com.—J.K.

Best Source for Vegetables That Never, Ever Stop Producing

Spend anytime in western Sonoma County, and you’ll see yellow signs for the Occidental Arts & Ecology Center‘s fall plant sales. They are a West County staple. But you don’t have to wait until fall. The nursery opens April 6. The drive up to OAEC and walking around the lush greenhouse is a treat in itself. But it’s the flora, both exotic and domestic, that is the real attraction. The OAEC got into the plant-sale game early, but now there are competitors everywhere. To distinguish itself, the OAEC has an impressive selection of heirloom tomatoes you’ve never heard of, as well as an array of Andean plants (try oca, a creamy, starchy potato-like plant that’s an important food source in the Andes) and perennial vegetables that keep giving year after year like tree collards (my favorite), sea beets and perpetual spinach. 15290 Coleman Valley Road, Occidental. 707.874.1557. oaec.org.—S.H.

Readers Picks: Home Improvement

Best Real Estate Broker

Napa

Arturo Ramirez, Sotheby’s International Realty

Sonoma

Patty Marken, Better Homes and Gardens

Best Moving & Storage

Napa

Belfor Moving

Sonoma

Redwood Moving
& Storage

Best Self-Storage

Napa

Calistoga Self Storage

Sonoma

Storage Master
Self Storage

Best Architect

Napa

Mervin & McNair Architects

Sonoma

Lars Langberg Architects

Best Commercial Contractor

Napa

Willoughby Construction

Sonoma

Pacatte
Construction Company

Best Residential Contractor

Napa

Hanes Construction

Sonoma

Karma Dog Construction

Best Green Builder

Napa

Devine Construction

Sonoma

Earthtone Construction

Best Roofer

Napa

Caliber Roofing

Sonoma

Capstone Roofing

Best Solar Supplier

Napa

Green Stock Solar

Sonoma

Solar Works

Best Kitchen/Bath Remodeler

Napa

Good Guy Builders

Sonoma

Designs by Rick

Best Carpeting/Flooring

Napa

Abbey Carpets Unlimited

Sonoma

All Pro Floors

Best Painting Contractor

Napa

Larson Brothers Painting

Sonoma

Coy Brown Painting

Best Electrician

Napa

Monticello Electric

Sonoma

Summit Electrical Supply

Best Plumber

Napa

Shaw Plumbing

Sonoma

Elite Plumbing Services

Best Locksmith

Napa

Tapia Locksmith

Sonoma

Lock Stop & Key

Best Deck & Fencing

Napa

Arbor Fence, Inc.

Sonoma

Deckmaster Fine Decks

Best Landscaper

Napa

Hall Landscape Design

Sonoma

Sonoma Mission Gardens

Best Landscape Design Company

Napa

The Garden Girls

Sonoma

Permaculture Artisans

Best Landscape Supplier

Napa

Mid City Nursery

Sonoma

Urban Tree Farm Nursery

Best Tree Service

Napa

Pacific Tree Care

Sonoma

Fine Tree Care

Best Interior Designer

Napa

Anette Boss,
Interior Design

Sonoma

Inspired Spaces

Best Appliance Store/Repair

Napa

St. Helena Appliance

Sonoma

Asien’s Appliance

Best Home Furnishings

Napa

The Home Index

Sonoma

Cokas Diko
Home Furnishings

Best Home Improvement Store

Napa

Steves Hardware & Housewares

Sonoma

Friedman’s Home Improvement

Best Paint Supplier

Napa

The Paint Works

Sonoma

Hawley’s Paint Store

Best Cleaning Service

Napa

Valencia Pro
Cleaning Agency

Sonoma

Rosa’s Cleaning Service

Best Carpet Cleaning

Napa

National Multi Steam

Sonoma

California Steam Clean

Best Window Cleaners

Napa

Black Rhino
Window Cleaning

Sonoma

Matt’s Window Cleaning

Best Home Organizer

Napa

Angela Hoxsey,
House in Order

Sonoma

Donna Declutter

Best Demolition Firm

Napa

E Ponce & Sons

Sonoma

Central Valley Environmental

Best Hauling

Napa

Allen’s Hauling

Sonoma

Junk King

Writers Picks: Health & Wellness

Best Comeback for Our
Little Green and Yellow Buddies

The wildfires of October 2017 ravaged the hillsides and woods at Flatbed Farm in Glen Ellen. They also burned down the big barn that served as a marketplace. Now, nearly a year and a half later, the farm stand at 13450 Highway 12 is back with flowers, eggs, fruits, vegetables, pastries and more.

Almost everywhere in the North Bay, farm stands have bitten the dust. It’s too much work to be in the fields planting and harvesting and also standing and selling. Flatbed has a commitment to the community, and the community has a commitment to Flatbed. Locals shop there and swap stories Saturdays from 10am to 2pm. Tourists stop on the way to and from Sugarloaf Ridge State Park. They also take a slight detour to and from the town of Sonoma. Along with locals, tourists enjoy the scones and the muffins made by chef Amie Pfeifer, and stock up on Meyer lemons and blood oranges when they’re in season.

In spring and then all summer long, the fields at Flatbed crank out an amazing array of strawberries, tomatoes, radishes and microgreens that are cultivated in the greenhouse and which are great for salads and sandwiches, or to devour by the mouthful. At Flatbed, food is medicine and it tastes good, too. Pfeifer, who lives during the week in San Francisco, brings her culinary magic from the city to the country.

“When I’m in my kitchen cooking, which I love to do, I think about the regulars who come to Flatbed and whom I hold in my heart,” she says. “They keep me going.” Pfeifer herself is a joy and worth a trip to the farm that’s risen from the ashes and reinvented itself. flatbedfarm.com.—J.R.

Best Source of the Age-Old Best Medicine

If you are wearing your podcast selection thin and have been searching for some comedic medicine to improve your mental health under the suffocating onslaught of perpetually distressing news, the ‘Barrel Proof Comedy Podcast’ is your ticket. Barrel Proof Comedy seamlessly blends cultural commentary and conversation between two longtime friends who toss in the random whiskey fact, giving you plenty of chuckles along with booze trivia that’s sure to help you stand out from NPR-consuming nerds. Hosted by Casey Williams and Steve Ausburne, comedians and self-proclaimed whiskey connoisseurs, this is the podcast you’ve been hoping for while biding your time listening to The Daily or Fresh Air. A recent episode discussed Blackened whiskey, created by Metallica, which has its own handpicked playlist playing while it ages in the barrel. The theory is that the sound waves vibrate the whiskey and effect variations in the way it ages. Throughout the episodes, you can enjoy humorous if random digressions such as this one: “I had my first prostate exam the other day. Have you had that yet?” “Have I had a prostate exam? Yeah, I’ve been getting them every year since I was 16. You haven’t seen Dr. Craigslist? Dr. Pokey Tickle?” We could all use some healing laughter in our lives—maybe alongside a snort of hooch. barrelproofcomedy.com.—A.M.

Best Place to Remember Why You Endure the High Rent, Traffic and Stress

The North Bay is not without places to relax. You can see a play, have a nice meal, even take a day trip into S.F. But each of these activities involves our shared bane: money and traffic. Hmpf! . . . rent’s too high . . . can’t afford to go anywhere . . . even if I could, the highway’s clogged! Sound familiar? But there is a place you can go, a place where the traffic to-and-from is fairly light. It doesn’t cost a dime, and being there, you suddenly remember why you’ll never want to leave the North Bay. Bodega Head, where Sonoma and Marin counties’ pastoral magnificence meets the Pacific Ocean. Standing 15 stories above the crashing waves, you can’t help but stop and admire the view, which, on a clear day, extends down Tomales Bay to the south and Jenner to the north. Bring your walking shoes for a stroll around the head, or simply unfold the lawn chair and relax with a million-dollar view.—T.B.

Best Plan for a Bleak and Diseased Future

My late Aunt Mary struggled a lot with health stuff in her last few years, and one of the things I learned as her screw-up nephew caregiver is that there are good and kind home healthcare providers, and there are not-so-kind home healthcare providers. The former are, of course, preferred—but home healthcare worker is a tough job that requires the health professional to have some real bedside armor going in. Especially since the bedside isn’t in a hospital but in the ailing person’s home—their sanctuary, their space. People don’t want to give up on that without a fight, generally. And they don’t really love it when you come in poking around for a vein. Aunt Mary was a lot of fun, but she was also a pain in the neck—yelling at the nurses, lashing out at the doctors. Well, she was in a lot of pain, and chronic pain will make a mean person out of anyone. It takes a special sort of empath to deal with a person in those sorts of long-term health straits, and I definitely have my limits in that department—oh, how we bring the pain to those we love the most—as do lots of people who are fretting over a sick parent or a struggling brother who’s a veteran minus a leg, or an elder entering the twilight of Alzheimer’s. Here’s where Dr. Lucy Andrews enters the picture. She’s the owner and CEO of At Your Service Nursing & Home Care, this year’s readers pick for Best Home Care Service. Going in, I’m going to trust someone implicitly to look after me or my sick relative if that person is like Andrews, the former chair of the Sonoma County Commission on Human Rights. Head to Yelp, and the At Your Service testimonials are all of a positive and uplifting vein. These are good people. Kind people. I’m sending their brochure to my eldest nephew this week, with a note. “Dear Nephew: If I don’t end up going out as we’ve discussed, in the manner of Fredo Corleone, please hook me up with these folks when the time comes. Signed, your loving Uncle.”
1221 Farmers Lane, Santa Rosa. 707.573.1003. ayshomecare.net. —T.G.

Best Way to Save the Planet and Smooth Your Wrinkles Simultaneously

Plastic straws are a hot topic lately, as big businesses like Starbucks and McDonald’s move to eliminate their use. Today, 8 million metric tons of plastic straws enter the ocean each year, equivalent to about a garbage truck full of plastic going into the ocean every day. Additionally, sipping liquid through plastic straws can cause unintended health effects, most notably chemicals from polypropylene seeping from the plastic into the liquid. Equally noteworthy, regular sipping through straws can cause wrinkles known as “pucker lines”—and if we can’t appeal to your sense of vanity, than all hope truly is lost. As businesses across the country ban or switch to eco-friendly straws, Sonoma County also enters the fight against plastic-straw waste (and premature wrinkles). Sip It Sonoma, created by ZeroWaste Sonoma County, is a grassroots effort encouraging the businesses and citizens of Sonoma County to reduce straw usage. The campaign advocates for restaurants to give patrons a straw only on request or, even better, to transfer over to reusable/eco friendly straws. Many businesses—Perch+Plow, Monti’s, Amy’s Drive Thru and Duke’s Sprited Cocktails, to name a few—have switched to compostable or reusable metal straws. If you’re still unconvinced, just check out the Youtube video of a turtle getting a straw pulled out of his nose—it will be your last straw.—A.M.

Letters to the Editor: March 20, 2019

Serving the Public I was curious what Sonoma County's former planner Pete Parkinson was referring to when he opened his letter to the editor in the March 13 edition of the Bohemian with the "once again" reference: "I am once again disappointed with Will Carruthers' lazy reporting on the fire-debris-removal scandal." Had he previously expressed his disappointment with Will Carruthers' reporting...

Look for the Union . . . Edible

Can unions organize cannabis industry workers, some stoned, some sober, others undocumented and still others with college degrees? It's tricky. The upsides: a unionized cannabis industry could help improve wages and working conditions for men and women who labor in North Bay cannabis fields, warehouses and dispensaries. Unions could also assist the industry as a whole by rendering it more transparent,...

Playing Chicken

Who is responsible for enforcing state anti–animal cruelty laws at our local farms? The answer is, apparently, no one. Last September, 58 activists with Direct Action Everywhere were arrested for trying to provide aid to wounded, sick and starving chickens at a Petaluma farm. The activists claim they had provided evidence to several different agencies detailing animal cruelty at this...

Writers Picks: Romance

Best Real-Life Love Story Last August, when Petaluma's Robert Coleman was diagnosed with Stage IV prostate cancer, he knew it was the beginning of a long battle. What he and his wife, Deborah Price, could not have guessed was that the struggles ahead would become the background to a love story so moving it would end up catching the attention...

Readers Picks: Romance

Best Place for Singles to Meet Napa NapaSport Steakhouse Sonoma Sonoma Speakeasy Best Romantic Dinner Napa Bouchon Bistro Sonoma Ca'Bianca Best Staycation Napa Spa Solage Sonoma Flamingo Conference Resort & Spa Hotel Best Boutique Hotel Napa Mount View Hotel & Spa Sonoma Hotel Healdsburg Best Florist Napa Beau Fleurs Sonoma City 205 Flowers Best Lingerie Shop Napa Knickers & Pearls Sonoma Irene's Fitting Room Best Erotica Store Napa Pleasures Unlimited Sonoma Milk & Honey Best Sex Therapist Napa Napa Valley Couples Therapy Center Sonoma Barbara Daugherty Best Couples Counseling Napa Dennyse Stanford, PhD Sonoma Kevin Russell, MFT Best Wedding Event Planner Napa Roque Events Production Design Sonoma Nicki...

Writers Picks: Recreation

Best Way to Out-Badass Aquaman Voracious sea stars and warming sea temperatures conspired to decimate the North Coast's red abalone population. The state's Fish & Game Commission banned recreational harvesting of the mollusks in 2018, in hopes of giving the critters a chance to recover. Late last year, Fish & Game extended the closure to 2021, because the population has...

Readers Picks: Recreation

Best Bike Shop Napa The Hub Sonoma The Bike Peddler Best Cycling Event Napa Cycle for Sight Sonoma Levi's GranFondo Best Bike Route/Trail Napa Napa Valley Vine Trail Sonoma Joe Rodota Trail Best Gym Napa Calistoga Fit Sonoma Coaches Corner Fitness Center Best Health Club Napa Synergy Health Club Sonoma Airport Health Club Best Swimming Pool Napa St. Helena Aquatic Complex Sonoma Ives Pool Best Personal Trainer Napa Donavan Almond, Calistoga Fit Sonoma Amber Keneally, Vertex Best Pilates Studio Napa Calistoga Pilates Sonoma Foundation Pilates Best Tai Chi / Qigong Instructor Napa Master Mark Whittaker Healing Arts Sonoma Jane Golden Best Yoga Studio Napa Napa Hot...

Writers Picks: Home Improvement

Best Inspiration for Taking Your Gardening to New Heights of Invention Most gardens are, logically enough, horizontal, or perhaps terraced but still basically earthbound, being that they are, of course, gardens. But thanks to Petaluma's 15-year-old ordinance requiring developers to invest in public art when constructing new properties, there is a garden outside of the relatively new Friedman's Home Improvement...

Readers Picks: Home Improvement

Best Real Estate Broker Napa Arturo Ramirez, Sotheby's International Realty Sonoma Patty Marken, Better Homes and Gardens Best Moving & Storage Napa Belfor Moving Sonoma Redwood Moving & Storage Best Self-Storage Napa Calistoga Self Storage Sonoma Storage Master Self Storage Best Architect Napa Mervin & McNair Architects Sonoma Lars Langberg Architects Best Commercial Contractor Napa Willoughby Construction Sonoma Pacatte Construction Company Best Residential Contractor Napa Hanes Construction Sonoma Karma Dog Construction Best Green Builder Napa Devine Construction Sonoma Earthtone Construction Best Roofer Napa Caliber Roofing Sonoma Capstone Roofing Best Solar Supplier Napa Green Stock Solar Sonoma Solar Works Best Kitchen/Bath Remodeler Napa Good Guy Builders Sonoma Designs by...

Writers Picks: Health & Wellness

Best Comeback for Our Little Green and Yellow Buddies The wildfires of October 2017 ravaged the hillsides and woods at Flatbed Farm in Glen Ellen. They also burned down the big barn that served as a marketplace. Now, nearly a year and a half later, the farm stand at 13450 Highway 12 is back with flowers, eggs, fruits, vegetables, pastries...
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