Seize life by the quote

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When I first stood on the periphery of what we could call my screenwriting career, some Hollywood wag asked me “What’s your quote?” He meant “what’s your rate, your fee, your market value?” But I thought he meant my favorite movie quote—like, “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn,” which I wish I’d said. Years later, I found a writerly quote that I love and HATE because … it’s a meme.

With an image of a sunset … words hovering there, in all caps, over a shimmering sea like some Wayne White word painting. It reads: “It’s never too late to be what you might have been.”

Who would say such soothing sophistry? Insert Internet wormhole here. The quote is most often attributed to George Eliot, of whom everything I know fits in two data points:

A) He was a she. Or, rather, she used a male nom de plume because women writers weren’t taken seriously in the 19th century.

B) She was not George Sand, who was also a 19th-century writer and used her pseudonym for the same reasons.

Also, names were just plain complicated for her, as she once wrote: “My name is not Marie-Aurore de Saxe, Marquise of Dudevant, as several of my biographers have asserted, but Amantine-Lucile-Aurore Dupin.” And then she probably added, “Screw it, just call me ‘George.’”

So, George Eliot allegedly writes, “It’s never too late to be what you might have been,” and a century-and-a-half later, Rebecca Mead, in her New Yorker essay “Middlemarch and Me,” tries to find the origin of the quotation, which she first read on a refrigerator magnet. Then Mead observes, “the sentence didn’t sound to me like anything George Eliot would say” and some literary sleuthing ensues. Spoiler alert—it’s made up.

But it begs the question—what did you want to be? Did you want to be a writer too? I wanted to be many things. Too many things. But the unified field theory of my life has always included writing in the equation. And though writing can sometimes feel very far away, let me assure you, there’s always a way back. If you’re the writing type, this is what you do: Write a word. Then another. And another. And so forth.

At some point, maybe change your name to George. But do the work—it’s okay to start now—because, frankly, my dear, it’s never too late to be what you might have been.

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An Addict Is an Addict Is an Addict

Saturday 3:34am

Dear Amber (or whatever the f—- your name is), I have had it with you.

Yeah, the sex has been great, but you’re so uptight in every other way. I know I smoke a lot of reefer. Maybe I’m even psychologically addicted. I’ll give you that. But I get up every morning, get dressed, get in my car and go to work, stoned. I’m stoned all day at the brewery and I come home and roll a fatty and you lecture me. Where do you get off?

You listened to that dumb radio station from the East Bay that fills your head with garbage and then at supper you repeat what you’re heard on the air. If I wanted it I could get it by myself. I know how to turn on a radio and tune into any station I want. After all this time together you could at least be willing to sit on the couch and smoke a joint with me. But no, you have to read your goddamn Mary Gaitskill short stories. You’re the big-ass junkie. An addict is an addict is an addict, Amber, and you don’t even get what Gaitskill is trying to tell you.

If you’re willing to open your ears and listen, I’ll tell you: it’s lighten up, cut loose and smoke a doobie now and then for your own mental health. You have heard of medicinal marijuana, haven’t you? Why do you think I smoke it? I’m not interested in getting wasted. My doctor recommended it for back pain and insomnia. You might sleep at night if you took a hit.

Remember when we went to Yosemite for the weekend and you brought Mary Gaitskill with you and stayed in the tent reading and I did the cooking. You wouldn’t hike. What a waste. Somebody might think you were the stoner, not me. You’re the space cadet, baby. Oh, yeah, I know I owe you, and I’ll pay you, I swear. I wouldn’t have borrowed the money if I weren’t out of weed. Dire situation. She came to the rescue. I gotta hand it to you. You came through. I guess we’re codependent. You enable me and I enable you. We’re the perfect couple,

Yours eternally, Jo-Jo

New Coalition Calls for a ‘Community Bailout’

A new coalition of activists and nonprofits is calling on Sonoma County lawmakers to pass policies intended to shield some of the county’s most vulnerable residents from the economic and health impacts of the coronavirus pandemic.

Sonoma County United In Crisis, an alliance of 11 groups, released a list of 13 policy proposals on Tuesday morning.

“The stakes are the highest they’ve ever been. We may be in this pandemic for months,” said Mara Ventura, a founding member of the group and executive director of North Bay Jobs With Justice. “We call on our local governments to step up to their responsibilities of caring for the whole community and prioritize these policies.”

Among the policies the group is calling for are: funds to support undocumented workers whose work was impacted by the virus; worker protections that ensure layoffs are a last resort; allowing laid off workers to keep their healthcare; mandatory paid sick leave; a moratorium on all evictions, rent increases and foreclosures; and demands for safety protection for frontline essential and healthcare workers.

The Bohemian talked with Ventura about local governments’ response to the coronavirus so far and how the impacts of the virus differ from the impacts of recent wildfires. The interview has been edited for length and clarity.

A full list of Sonoma County United In Crisis’s policy proposals is available at www.SoCoUnitedinCrisis.org

Will Carruthers: How did Sonoma County United In Crisis come together?

Mara Ventura: It really started organically when organizations like ours who already lead on some of these issues were coordinating in the first week of the shelter in place order.

We were hearing from Homeless Action that we need sanitation stations. And, as Jobs With Justice was setting up meetings with local elected officials to discuss paid sick leave, we were bringing in the Sonoma County Tenants Union and the North Bay Organizing Project to talk about their requests for additional tenants rights and the anti-eviction ordinance during the coronavirus crisis.

The silver lining of the fires is that they have prepared community organizations to work together to address issues of how a crisis impacts our community in a really holistic way.

WC: How does the impact of the coronavirus on Sonoma County compare to the impact of recent wildfires?

MV: There has definitely been a huge improvement on behalf of the County in terms of alert information. It is great that at all of their press conferences, they are offering Spanish and American Sign Language translation. They are also moving a lot faster in terms of compiling resources.

So, we’re seeing some great improvements, but this is a little different from the fires because the impacts are more widespread. The amount of workers that are being laid off or are not able to be at work, for instance, is much larger than it was during either fire.

So the impact from coronavirus is deeper and more widespread. And that calls on our elected officials to make faster and bolder actions that we don’t feel are being taken yet.

Sonoma County’s COVID-19 Eviction Defence Ordinance is a great example. I mean, the Board of Supervisors did a great thing by taking that forward. But there’s very-little-to-nothing in there that actually protects renters from still owing their landlords after the pandemic. So that anti-eviction ordinance sets up low-wage workers—who may not have worked for months—to be evicted after the pandemic. It also doesn’t do anything on rent increases.

WC: One of your requests is for local governments to “Secure and allocate relief funding and rental and mortgage assistance for all who will be impacted economically by this virus.” Has any city in Sonoma County offered that yet?

MV: Not yet. And that’s not just for tenants. I mean, although we’re working directly with a tenants union, and that’s who we have most in mind, we know that small businesses are also paying rent. So it was important to us that our language did not just call for support for tenants, but also for rental/mortgage assistance for everyone, including small business owners.

WC: There has been a lot of talk, especially at the federal level, about the different interests at play here. For instance, should the government give aid payments to individuals directly or should it be sent to businesses. What are your thoughts on that dynamic?

MV: There are definitely two economic values butting heads here. There is the save-all-corporations-at-any-cost-because-that’s-how-our-economy-survives model. And there are others who are calling on the government to prioritize communities and public health and the people that make our economy run, because that is how we are going to come out of this successfully.

Our platform is definitely in contrast to what we know corporate interests are lobbying for at the federal and the state level.

WC: To clarify, these are requests for local officials, not state and federal lawmakers, correct?

MV: Yes. We think in general that our local, elected officials have a lot more ability and power to pass the strongest policies that we need.

We are not under any illusion that we should be waiting for Gov. Gavin Newsom or the Trump Administration to pass the protections that we really need here in Sonoma County.


Online Gallery Calls for Sonoma County Stay-at-Home Art

Now that orders in Sonoma County are to stay at home through April due to the coronavirus outbreak, more and more events and gatherings are moving online in an attempt to keep the community connected while individuals remain isolated.

Bill Shelley and Chris Beards, co-founders of Blasted Art Gallery, are hosting an online art exhibit to do just that, and inviting Sonoma County artists currently under sheltering orders to contribute to the upcoming exhibit, “Sonoma County: Flattening the Curve.”

The online-only exhibit is meant for artists to share their creative reflections and responses to the stay-at-home order, COVID-19, or related concepts. “There are no wrong responses to this historic event if they are honest,” Shelley and Beards state in their call for art. “Show us what you’re thinking and feeling!”

The one requirement is that the work must have been made since Sonoma County’s stay-at-home order began. Submissions are due April 12.

“Sonoma County: Flattening the Curve” opens with an online reception that will take place on Friday, April 17th, at 7pm on Blasted Art Gallery’s Facebook page.

Click here to read the call for art, or watch the video below.

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‘Bohemian’ Reporters Win Top California Newspaper Awards

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The California News Publishers Association (CNPA) honored the Bohemian on Tuesday with two awards for articles published last year, praising the paper for a “blockbuster piece of reporting” and an arts feature that captured Petaluma’s quirky side.

The Bohemian won first place in Investigative Reporting for a Weekly Newspaper and fifth place for Arts & Entertainment Coverage.

Investigative Reporting

Bohemian-contributor Peter Byrne and Bohemian news reporter Will Carruthers won first place in the Investigative Reporting category for “Charity Case,” their November article about the Rebuild North Bay Foundation.

“This is a blockbuster piece of reporting,” the CNPA judges wrote. “The reporters combed through incredibly detailed records to document a shocking abuse of regulations governing charitable non-profits, and in the process graphically displayed the disgrace of a daily newspaper once counted among the nation’s best for its size. It’s hard to imagine a weekly more admirably fulfilling its mission.”

“Charity Case,” part of the “Power Brokers” series, scrutinized the actions of the Rebuild North Bay Foundation, a PG&E-funded nonprofit founded by Darius Anderson, a lobbyist and an owner of the Santa Rosa Press Democrat and other North Bay newspapers.

Find the first two parts of “The Power Brokers” series—“Juiced,” July 24, 2019 and “Charity Case,” Nov. 20, 2019—online.

The Fund for Investigative Journalism supports “The Power Brokers” series, which receives pro-bono legal assistance from attorneys at the Reporters Committee for Freedom of the Press.

Arts and Entertainment

Bohemian Arts Editor Charlie Swanson won a fifth-place award in the Arts & Entertainment category for “Welcome to Lumaville,” his article about Pill Head, a 2019 film featuring Petaluma (the film was directed by Bohemian editor Daedalus Howell prior to his tenure at the paper).

“This story is all about community,” the CNPA judges wrote. “It nicely embraces Petaluma’s quirkiness—telling the story of a film by intertwining lots of different local perspectives and ties to Petaluma (film history of the region, hometown ties of the actress, cameos by local characters, etc.). Well done!”


Out To Lunch

Thousands of North Bay restaurants and small businesses facing reduced hours or full closures during the coronavirus lockdown now find insurance, their one common avenue for support, closed off, as the insurance industry faces an unprecedented rush of claims.

So far, the industry says they won’t cover many, if any, of the business claims, citing the fact that many policies specifically exclude virus-related costs.

Still, there is a glimmer of hope. Many North Bay business owners are keeping their eyes on a lawsuit filed in the California Superior Court of Napa County last week which they hope could open a legal avenue for thousands of other small businesses to file claims.

The lawsuit, brought by Thomas Keller Restaurant Group, owner of a dozen high-end establishments including The French Laundry in Yountville and Per Se in New York City, will determine whether the company’s insurance policy will cover coronavirus-related costs.

“To avoid payments for a civil authority shut down the insurance industry is pushing out deceptive propaganda that the virus does not cause a dangerous condition to property,” Keller’s attorney John Houghtaling said in a press statement last week. “This is a lie, it’s untrue factually and legally. The insurance industry is pushing this out to governments and to their agents to deceive policyholders about the coverage they owe.”

North Bay restaurant owners and hoteliers are watching Keller’s lawsuit hopefully. Unlike Keller, most business owners are unable to afford an attorney to wage a long-term, expensive fight with an insurance company.

“I don’t have the deep pockets [Keller] does, but it would be good to see a legal precedent on this issue,” said Marco Palmieri, the owner of Petaluma’s Risibisi restaurant, on Monday.

Like many restaurants, Risibisi is currently open for pick-up and deliveries and operating with a “skeleton crew.”

Palmieri is trying to keep the restaurant open for as long as he can. But, if the shelter-in-place order continues and take-out orders begin to drop off, Palmieri says he may have to stop the restaurant’s current limited service and close shop completely.

The Small Print

Although most business-interruption policies usually cover closures due to fire and water damage, pandemics are specifically excluded from many policies, according to the California Department of Insurance.

Many contracts include a stipulation like this: “We will not pay for loss or damage caused by or resulting from any virus, bacterium or other microorganism that induces or is capable of inducing physical distress, illness, or disease.”

Now, faced with millions of claims, the industry is also fighting calls for intervention by federal lawmakers. The American Property Casualty Insurance Association (APCIA) laid out the industry’s argument against calls for lawmakers to force insurance companies to retroactively cover virus-related damages in a press release last week.

“For perspective, our industry responded to more than three million claims, the most ever handled by the property casualty industry due to catastrophes during the 2005 hurricane season that included Hurricanes Katrina, Rita, Wilma, and several others,” the APCIA release states. During the coronavirus crisis, the industry could see as many as 30 million claims, APCIA argues.

Still, some local business owners say they have been advised to file insurance claims even though they expect to be turned down.

“It will likely get rejected, but should these virus rules get overturned, I wanted to be on record as having filed,” Larry and Pam Willis, the owners of The Gables Wine Country Inn in Santa Rosa, told the Bohemian. “Months down the road, I don’t want to be rejected because of having never reported the issue.”

Without insurance money, most restaurants and small businesses will turn to the federal government for assistance to stay afloat.

Under the stimulus package signed last Friday, the Small Business Administration (SBA) is providing grants and loans to small businesses to incentivize them to keep their employees on the payroll during the crisis.

Through its new Paycheck Protection Program, the SBA will distribute $350 billion to small businesses around the country.

If owners spend the money on the right things—keeping employees on the payroll, rent payments and utilities—the loans will be forgiven.

“You’d be a fool not to apply,” Risibisi-owner Palmieri says.

Napa County Confirms First Death Due to COVID-19

Napa County officials have confirmed the first death of a county resident due to COVID-19 on Tuesday, March 31.

The adult patient, who died on Tuesday, was being treated at a hospital, according to a Napa County Health Department press release. No other information about the patient is being released at this time.

“Our hearts go out to the patient’s family, and friends during this difficult time,” Napa County’s Public Health Officer Dr. Karen Relucio said Tuesday. “More than ever, it is crucial that we practice physical distancing, and if we are sick, even with mild illness, make every effort to self-isolate from others and follow the shelter at home order.

Napa County currently has 15 confirmed cases of coronavirus.

These Local Theaters Will Screen Films In Your Home

While movie theaters remain closed during the shelter-in-place ordeal, local film purveyors are taking to the web to screen movies for those who are hunkering down at home.

In Marin County, the Smith Rafael Film Center is closed, though the theater is thriving online with the Rafael@ Home series featuring several films available to rent and stream at home, including Brazilian genre-bending, award-winner Bacurau and breakout drama Saint Frances. Films coming to the rental series includes intimate documentary Once Were Brothers: Robbie Robertson and The Band and local filmmaker Nancy Kelly’s acclaimed Thousand Pieces of Gold.

Downtown Larkspur’s historic art deco Lark Theater is also closed in the wake of Marin County’s sheltering order, and they’ve responded with their own Lark Streams service. The nonprofit venue is working with top film distributors to develop the online programming, which currently includes Academy Award-nominated Polish film Corpus Christi and the supernatural comedy Extra Ordinary coming soon.

In Sonoma County, the Alexander Valley Film Society’s Shelter in Place Series is gaining an audience with several offerings such as online filmmaker webinars, home screenings and a weekly Wednesday Film & Food series that encourages combining the at-home screening with local takeout. Upcoming online events include a Film Noir Q&A and Discussion with film critic and Barndiva owner Jil Hales on Sunday, April 5, at 2pm. AV Film Society is even hosting online educational classes for kids who are sheltering, with a film editing course happening right now.

In Napa County, the Cameo Cinema, closed for the time being, has been busy curating its own Virtual Cinema with several titles to rent, including some hard-to-find international films such as acclaimed Romanian crime comedy The Whistlers and  German historic thriller Balloon.

Click these links above to find out how to rent the movies from each theater/ film group. You’ll be taken to their websites to purchase and watch the film, with a portion of ticket sales helping to support each group.

The Show Must Go On: Left Edge Theatre Plans Streaming Events

Ever since William Shakespeare supposedly wrote several classic plays while in quarantine due to a bubonic-plague breakout in the early 1600s, live theater and pandemics have had a tempestuous relationship.

On one hand, live theater often acts as a critical community outlet for entertainment and social examination during times of difficulty. On the other hand, you have to be in the theater to experience the theater, which is impossible in times of social isolation such as the current coronavirus outbreak.

Now, Left Edge Theatre, Luther Burbank Center for the Arts’ award-winning resident theater company, is changing the way in which we experience local, live theater with its plan to stream events and productions online instead of onstage.

In the works are streaming presentations of past productions such as 2019’s world premiere of “Drumming With Anubis.” The hilarious supernatural crowd-pleaser, written by David Templeton and directed by David Yen, concerns a drum circle of friends who encounter an Egyptian God.

Left Edge will also soon stream a new version of their 2016 production of “A Steady Rain,” with actors Nick Sholley and Mike Schaeffer reprising their powerful performances from that original award-winning show.

In addition, Left Edge embraces the expression, “the show must go on,” with an online fundraising Season Showcase on May 16 and 17, in which Left Edge will present several scenes from shows they are considering for production and then ask the audience to vote for the shows they most want to see. That event will be held via Zoom online streaming; tickets are $30 and available here.

Other new productions and events in the works include a New Play Spotlight boasting local authors and professional actors in conversation, and a planned (if needed) streaming presentation of the new play “Small Mouth Sounds,” written by acclaimed playwright Bess Wohl and directed by Left Edge Theatre Artistic Director Argo Thompson, that was originally scheduled to run onstage in June. For more information on this and other planned streaming events, visit Left Edge Theatre’s website here.

MISSING: Whereabouts of Elderly Sonoma Motorist Unknown

When 91-year-old John Volgel left his Sonoma Valley area residence this morning, he left no trace or indication of where he was going and hasn’t been seen since.

According to an advisory issued by the Sonoma County Sheriff’s Office, Volgel apparently departed in navy blue 2004 Subaru Outback with the California license plate 1634ADP but his destination and current whereabouts are unknown.

Volgel is 5-foot, 7-inches tall and weighs about 170 pounds with blue eyes and grey hair. The nonagenarian was last seen wearing a beige overcoat, black jeans, and white shoes. He is also thought to be wearing gold-rimmed eyeglasses states the advisory prepared by Sgt. Greg Piccinini.

Authorities ask that if you see Volgel or his vehicle to call the Sonoma County Sheriff’s Office at 707-565-2121.

Seize life by the quote

When I first stood on the periphery of what we could call my screenwriting career, some Hollywood wag asked me “What’s your quote?” He meant “what’s your rate, your fee, your market value?” But I thought he meant my favorite movie quote—like, “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn,” which I wish I’d said. Years later,...

An Addict Is an Addict Is an Addict

Short fiction in the form of a letter

New Coalition Calls for a ‘Community Bailout’

A new coalition of activists and nonprofits is calling on Sonoma County lawmakers to pass policies intended to shield some of the county's most vulnerable residents from the economic and health impacts of the coronavirus pandemic. Sonoma County United In Crisis, an alliance of 11 groups, released...

Online Gallery Calls for Sonoma County Stay-at-Home Art

Exhibit set to open on Facebook in mid-April.

‘Bohemian’ Reporters Win Top California Newspaper Awards

The California News Publishers Association (CNPA) honored the Bohemian on Tuesday with two awards for articles published last year, praising the paper for a “blockbuster piece of reporting” and an arts feature that captured Petaluma’s quirky side. ...

Out To Lunch

Thousands of North Bay restaurants and small businesses facing reduced hours or full closures during the coronavirus lockdown now find insurance, their one common avenue for support, closed off, as the insurance industry faces an unprecedented rush of claims. ...

Napa County Confirms First Death Due to COVID-19

Napa County officials have confirmed the first death of a county resident due to COVID-19 on Tuesday, March 31. The adult patient, who died on Tuesday, was being treated at a hospital,...

These Local Theaters Will Screen Films In Your Home

While movie theaters remain closed during the shelter-in-place ordeal, local film purveyors are taking to the web to screen movies for those who are hunkering down at home. In Marin County, the Smith Rafael Film Center is closed, though the theater is thriving online with the Rafael@ Home series featuring several...

The Show Must Go On: Left Edge Theatre Plans Streaming Events

Ever since William Shakespeare supposedly wrote several classic plays while in quarantine due to a bubonic-plague breakout in the early 1600s, live theater and pandemics have had a tempestuous relationship. On one hand, live theater often acts as a critical community outlet for entertainment and social examination during times of difficulty. On the other hand, you have to be...

MISSING: Whereabouts of Elderly Sonoma Motorist Unknown

When 91-year-old John Volgel left his Sonoma Valley area residence this morning, he left no trace or indication of where he was going and hasn't been seen since. According to an advisory issued by the Sonoma County Sheriff's Office, Volgel apparently departed in navy blue 2004 Subaru Outback with the California license plate 1634ADP but his destination and...
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