Uli Jon Roth at Vintage Space

Ex-Scorpions guitarist in SoCo April 7

69-year-old Uli Jon Roth may have only played guitar with Scorpions for only four years, but his songs have aged considerably well.

Longtime fans still consider his work on “Fly To The Rainbow,” “Taken By Force,” “In Trance,” and “Virgin Killer’” some of the band’s finest moments.

And while “Tokyo Tapes” — arguably the best live hard rock album ever – would signal Roth’s inevitable exit, it was songs like ‘Sails Of Charon,” “We’ll Burn The Sky,” “All Night Long,” and “Dark Lady” (to name just a few) that would make his catalog a cult favorite many decades later.

For the uninitiated, Uli formed his own Electric Sun project which would eventually issue three fantastic records: ‘Earthquake’ (1979) steeped in the tradition of the late Jimi Hendrix, ‘Fire Wind’ (1981), and ‘Beyond the Astral Skies’ (1985) dedicated to the late Martin Luther King Jr..

It wasn’t long until Roth found a new calling which found the guitarist composing four symphonies and two concertos with a smattering of live performances with / for symphony orchestras throughout greater Europe. Consequently, Uli adopted the moniker Uli Jon Roth for every release thereafter.

Dubbed the ‘Interstellar Sky Guitar’ North American 2024 tour, Uli and his six-piece band kicks off their run on April 2nd in Mesa, Arizona and follows with a a whopping seven California shows while inevitably ending on May 18th in Houston, Texas.

UJR’s three-hour multi-media show will be split into two parts with an intermission featuring new and old pieces, excerpts from Vivaldi’s Four Seasons, and Uli’s Metamorphosis Concerto. He will also be speaking about his new (er) book, ‘In Search of the Alpha Law.’ The second half of the show will see Roth revisiting his own Electric Sun records, also recently released on vinyl, along with his highly influential Scorpions fare.

Said Uli about his mission statement for his upcoming tour, “We are only temporary thoughts in the Mind of the Universe. If we want to survive and evolve as a species, we need to become better human beings first and strive towards World Peace with all our hearts. We can only do this together.”

We caught up with promoter Christine Lommori aka Lommori Productions who already has a rich history promoting Uli Jon Roth’s area concerts.

Bohemian: When did you initially start promoting concerts?

Lommori: I started some 30 years ago at a small club called Hobie’s in Concord. I loved music and was a fan that eventually turned my obsession into a business.

Bohemian: How many times have you presented Uli?

Lommori: I’ve done about 16 UJR shows throughout the years.

Bohemian: What does his music mean for you?

Lommori: I am a huge Scorpions fan and also love Uli’s beautiful guitar work. He is quite a magical person and a really nice guy.

Bohemian: Will Lommori Productions be doing more concerts in Sonoma County?

Lommori: Definitely. The North Bay is special to me as I lived in Sonoma and went Sonoma High School.

Bohemian: Why the Flamingo Resort?

Lommori: I have a working relationship with Vintage Space and the new owners who did the remodel. It’s a beautiful resort and has that retro vibe I love.

Bohemian: Are these the same shows you booked originally in 2020 before Covid?

Lommori: No. These are shows are a re-booking from a few months ago when Uli had to postpone for personal reasons.

Bohemian: Will we be seeing more from Lommori Productions in 2024?

Lommori: Yes. This year will be quite busy and many more shows are in the works.

Lommori Productions presents an evening with Uli Jon Roth at Vintage Space inside the Flamingo Resort located at 2777 4th Street in Santa Rosa. Tickets are $25 advance and $30 day of show and can be purchased at https://www.eventbrite.com/e/uli-jon-roth-tickets-599708332767. Doors open at 7pm and the show kicks off at 8pm. 21 and over patrons only.

‘Last Quiz Night’ at Left Edge

If an asteroid were headed straight for Earth and the total destruction of the planet imminent, would you:

a. Head for home and the family

b. Head for a place of worship and prayer

c. Head for a bar and a trivia contest

If you answered “c,” then Santa Rosa’s Left Edge Theatre has a show for you. Alison Carr’s The Last Quiz Night on Earth runs at The California through April 13.

The bar area of the California has been transformed into The Four Horsemen pub, where proprietor Kathy (Serena Elize Flores) has decided the best way to face the impending apocalypse is to just keep on keeping on, which means Quiz Night at the pub will go on. Genial host Rav (Danny Bañales) has five rounds of trivia ready to go, and the bartender is ready to serve you the drink of your choice (at regular prices, just in case the asteroid doesn’t hit).

Audience members are encouraged to form teams and compete. Questions are along the lines of “What is the coldest planet in our solar system?”, “Globophobia is the fear of what?” and “What actress has received the most Oscar nominations but zero wins?”

Amongst the five rounds of trivia, two other visitors arrive at the bar. Bobby (Mike Schaeffer) appears to have a strained relationship with Kathy. Fran (Nora Summers) seems to want to have a relationship with Rav. These personal dramas play out as the audience plays trivia.

Will the interpersonal conflicts be resolved? Will the Earth be pulverized?

SPOILER ALERT: Yes and yes.

Directors Jenny Hollingworth and Argo Thompson bring a uniquely immersive/interactive experience to the North Bay that works better from the trivia perspective than it does as theater. Anyone who’s ever gone to a trivia night knows how engaged the teams can be. A good deal of the first act’s drama gets lost amongst the chatter.

“Drama” per se is pretty perfunctory, but the actors handle it well and get more of an opportunity to shine in the second act simply because there’s less trivia to steal focus.

The bar stays open after the performance concludes, and audiences can stay for karaoke after the Friday night shows. The show is scheduled to continue on as a monthly event as long as audiences continue to show up.

The Last Quiz Night on Earth is a pleasant little theatrical diversion.

Oh. Neptune, balloons and Glenn Close. Don’t worry. The questions change weekly.

Left Edge Theatre’s ‘The Last Quiz Night on Earth’ runs through April 13 at The California Theatre, 528 7th St., Santa Rosa. Thu–Fri, 7:30pm; Sat., 1pm. $20–$29. 707.664.7529. leftedgetheatre.com.

National Libary Week Coming Up

Come celebrate National Library Week at Sonoma County Library from April 7-13. The theme this year is “Ready, Set, Library!”

National Library Week honors the invaluable contributions of libraries and library workers in communities across the nation and serves as a reminder of the essential role libraries play in fostering literacy, promoting lifelong learning and serving as centers for knowledge dissemination and cultural enrichment.

One of the core themes of National Library Week is inclusivity. Libraries serve as democratic institutions that welcome people from all ways of life, regardless of age, background or socioeconomic status. They provide a safe and welcoming environment where anyone can access information, pursue their passions and be inspired.

Sonoma County Library is committed to the idea that libraries are for everyone. We demonstrate this in the robust array of program offerings that we provide every week, as well as our diverse physical and digital collections.

National Library Week reminds us that libraries are at the forefront of efforts to promote literacy and reading; we serve as hubs for books, magazines, newspapers and digital resources.

Also, National Library Week celebrates the vital role of library staff as information specialists and community leaders. Librarians are passionate advocates for intellectual freedom and access to information, helping the public navigate a sea of resources. They curate collections, provide research assistance and teach information literacy skills that are essential in today’s digital age. National Library Week is an opportunity to recognize and appreciate the dedication and expertise of library workers who serve their communities.

Furthermore, National Library Week is a time to celebrate the enduring importance of libraries as vibrant community hubs that foster literacy, promote inclusivity and empower people to pursue their educational and intellectual goals.

Get ready to explore, be inspired and connect during National Library Week. We’d love to hear from you—tell us your favorite thing about the library or about a positive experience you’ve had recently, by emailing ne**@***********ry.org. We hope to see you at your local library!

Erika Thibault is the Sonoma County Library director.

Raises Arrive for Some Fast Food Workers

Say someone works at a fast food restaurant or coffee shop that bears the name of a national chain. Under California law, they’re entitled to be paid at least $20 an hour starting this week.

And say someone works at one of those stores inside a grocery store. The grocery store, their employer, is exempt under the law. They’ll keep getting their current wages.

But say someone assembles burgers, scoops ice cream or prepares Frappuccinos at one of those stores, and it’s inside another store, but the bigger store isn’t a “grocery” because less than half of its revenues are made off groceries. What then?

According to the state of California, the store should be paying them at least $20 an hour, but

only for the hours they work in the fast food portion of the store. If they spend part of their shift checking out customers or stocking the shelves in the rest of the store, they’re only entitled to the regular minimum wage of $16 for those hours.

That’s according to an 18-item FAQ the Department of Industrial Relations published in March as California businesses prepared for the fast food minimum wage to kick in this week.

It’s not the only situation that is confusing employers and workers alike.

To raise wages for fast food workers, the Service Employees International Union struck a deal last year with the International Franchise Association and California Restaurant Association that included owners of fast food chain locations but exempted those who operate independent restaurants.

The law covers all fast food restaurants that belong to chains with 60 or more locations nationally, roping in the unions’ targets: McDonald’s or Burger King and their franchise owners. More than 500,000 Californians—primarily women, immigrants and people of color—work in what’s known in the industry as “limited service restaurants.” Earlier this year, SEIU estimated the law will apply to roughly 3,000 employees.

“The vast majority of fast-food locations in California operate under the most profitable brands in the world,” Joseph Bryant, SEIU’s executive vice president and a member of a new statewide fast food regulatory council, said in a statement last week. “Those corporations need to pay their fair share and provide their operators with the resources they need to pay their workers a living wage without cutting jobs or passing the cost to consumers.”

But outside those national chains are numerous other food sellers and business arrangements, not all of which are directly addressed in the new law. Grocery stores and some bakeries are exempt, and last week, Gov. Gavin Newsom signed into law a carve-out for fast food places at airports, convention centers and hotels.

According to emails obtained in response to a public records request, a range of employers have been trying to figure out if they must pay $20 ever since the law was signed late last September.

In October, the Department of Industrial Relations received two inquiries from franchise owners asking whether they must comply with the law. One employer owned an Auntie Anne’s and a Cinnabon and believed selling pretzels and cinnamon rolls qualified them for the controversial bakery exemption. The other owned an ice cream parlor.

“This clarification is imperative as to whether or not we will be financially able to open more locations at the proposed wage increase to $20 an hour,” the ice cream store owner wrote.

Both were forwarded to the department with a request for legal guidance by a staffer for Assemblymember Chris Holden, the law’s author.

In recent weeks, Holden has been unable to answer reporters’ questions about why certain exemptions—such a carveout for some bakeries—were included in the law. The department redacted responses to those emails under a public records exemption for attorney-client communications.

The ice cream store owner, Gabriela Campbell, was featured last week in a KCRA report detailing how she contacted multiple state offices and still isn’t sure if the law applies to her.

By December, employers were lawyering up. Attorneys for the Honey Baked Ham chain asked whether it would qualify. They described the stores as “retail meat stores” where customers primarily buy cooked hams and other “bulk proteins” and sides to eat at home, but acknowledged they also sell sandwiches that customers can eat at the restaurants or take to-go.

Attorneys also sought clarification over whether their clients would have to pay $20 if they own a chain of Papa Murphy’s “take and bake” pizza shops.

In late December, attorneys for an unnamed retail chain asked the department whether they would have to pay $20 in the fast food restaurants or cafes that are inside some of its stores. The attorneys noted the company’s stores sometimes sell groceries, but not primarily, and employees who work the fast food counters are often also assigned to other parts of the store.

Department attorney Ehud Appel said it did not respond to individual inquiries, instead answering to the companies with the FAQ this month.

In the FAQ, the state said: Businesses are not exempt for selling ice cream, even though a national industry classification system excludes some ice cream shops from the definition of fast food, or “limited service” restaurants. To count as a bakery, the state said, the bread sold must weigh at least half a pound. And workers at a “store within a store” must be paid $20 for the hours they work in the restaurant portions of the stores.

The answers apparently created new questions. The FAQ stated fast food managers can only be exempt from California’s overtime pay laws if they make more than twice the minimum wage—a threshold that is now higher for fast food employees. But attorneys for the retailer wrote in another letter to the department in mid-March that the stores’ managers only manage the fast food counters part time.

It’s unclear how the state will handle the confusion going forward. Its FAQ directs workers who believe they’re wrongly being denied $20 an hour to file a wage theft claim with the Labor Commissioner’s Office—a process that is so backlogged amid a staffing crisis for the office that complaints can take years to resolve. The department did not immediately respond last week when asked for further clarification.

The new fast food council may also take up the concerns, or they could end up in the courts to decide.

Forbidden Fantasies: Author Scarlett West

I had a question for local paranormal romance author, Scarlett West—a question about monsters. Not, why we want to fight monsters—that’s natural enough, but why we want to uhh… you know, with monsters.

It’s a question with relevance for our dating lives, and for the toxic attraction our society has to dominance and power. West is the author of multiple romance series that star sexy wolfmen, sexy fae and sexier vampires. Despite being fantasy, her books are getting at something very grounded and very real.

CH: Scarlett. Why do we want to, uhh… date monsters?

SW: It’s a very layered question.

CH: Like a delectable cake!

SW: Definitely like a cake! We humans have a part of our psyche that is fascinated with “the forbidden.” Things for which old taboos were put into place to “protect us.” We fear the forbidden, but still there is the desire to transgress. Combine that with the dominance and power that monsters have over us, and you have something that we can’t help being attracted to. It’s very human. Beginning with Dracula, 19th century Victorian literature began to reflect that tension with humanized portrayals of traditional monsters that were charismatic and sexually dominant.

CH: I’m getting a bit heated here! Bram Stoker’s Dracula seems to have set a template for paranormal romance then?

SW: Yes! Another element laid down there was the universal fantasy of being whisked out of a ho-hum life. The young woman in Dracula did have money, so it wasn’t quite a Cinderella story, but she was suddenly taken out of her ordinary repressed life by the arrival of this supernatural being.

CH: The dark stranger. A PG version of that would be what happened in Harry Potter. A sad and drab, abused little boy received a magical letter informing him he is actually a rich, wizard-saver and set free.

SW: It’s a master trope of fantasies. We are no longer Victorian, but we are still largely puritanical, and much of our sexual fantasy remains forbidden. Books are a safe place for people to explore sexuality and dark fantasies. Although it’s imaginative, the catharsis people feel while reading is very real. It’s healing and whole making. It’s also sexy and fun!

Continue the conversation with us—this interview is taken from a longer audio interview available at ‘Sonoma County : A Community Portrait’ on Apple, Google and Spotify podcasts. linktr.ee/cincinnatushibbard.

State of North Bay Literary Arts

The existential threats to what writer Terry Southern called “the quality lit game” are real but ephemeral.

Epochal shifts in media monetization, algorithmic mishegoss and the alleged death (and apparent rebirth of print) all portended the death of Writing as we knew it, yet it persists.

From primordial narratives grunted around campfires to the proliferation of Substack newsletters proving that email (also once thought dead) is still a viable medium, storytelling will never die. The current literary boogeyman, generative artificial intelligence, will prove no more a threat to creative writing than the printing press was to the oral tradition. Different styles, different tools, different times. There will always be a place for 100% organic, human storytelling—and one of those places is the North Bay.

To wit, what follows is an informal, idiosyncratic survey of literary happenings that reached my fine-tuned cultural antennae (by which I mean my inbox). Each suggests, in its way, that the making of literature is alive and well in Sonoma and Napa counties—at least for the coming weeks.

Accordingly, this is not your typical “round-up” article that dutifully lists a bunch of shit happening in the scene. Rather, it’s a mosaic of moments that prove to me at least that the Quality Lit Game is still on.

For example, Riley O’Hara, a Sonoma Valley High School sophomore, is this year’s California Poetry Out Loud statewide champion. The annual competition, which encourages youth to learn about poetry through memorization and performance, was held March 17 and 18 in Sacramento, where the 16-year-old O’Hara took first place. He competed against high school students representing 51 California counties at the event.

Next, he’s onto representing the state of California (let alone Sonoma County and the future of poetry recitation itself) at the Poetry Out Loud National Recitation Contest beginning April 29 in Washington, D.C.

On the docket? O’Hara performed three poems at the California statewide finals: “Sonnet #29” by William Shakespeare, “1969” by Alex Dimitrov and “We Are Not Responsible” by Harryette Mullen.

“I have always had a strong passion for creating things, especially things that can make others happy,” says O’Hara. “Poetry Out Loud has shown me that I’m able to go places I didn’t think I could, like how I did not expect to make it this far in the competition.”

As poet T. S. Eliot famously wrote in The Wasteland, “April is the cruelest month.” It’s also National Poetry Month. I’m not sure how that squares, but I do know that since the Academy of American Poets launched the annual celebration back in 1996, National Poetry Month has inspired tens of millions of readers, students, K–12 teachers, librarians, booksellers, literary event planners, curators and publishers to participate in 30 consecutive days of poetry.

To that end, Sebastopol’s North Bay Letterpress Arts (NBLA) is stepping up to the mic and hosting a reading featuring the laudable Laura Moriarty, Elizabeth Herron and youth poet Athena Ryan as part of its inaugural reading in a series highlighting literary and print arts.

San Francisco State University alumni like me might recognize Moriarty as the former director of the American Poetry Archives at the Poetry Center at SFSU. Likewise, locals will recognize Herron as the current poet laureate of Sonoma County. All this is to say that emerging voice Ryan is in good company.

The reading commences at 5pm, Sunday, April 7, at NBLA, 925-d Gravenstein Highway South, Sebastopol. The event is free to the public, though reservations are encouraged at bit.ly/nbla-poetry.

Meanwhile, in Petaluma, writer Matt Reischling is teeing up his latest offering, Transmissions From a Restless Soul: More Essays on Life. The Bohemian asked him: What compels you to commit and share your thoughts as an essayist and writer?

“I love the question. My first answer is, I don’t know, as in, there’s never been a master plan to present myself as an essayist. However, over the years, I’ve discovered that it’s a style of writing I find challenging and ultimately, liberating. Now, almost anyone can write an essay (remember junior high?), but the real art of it is finding the thread or arc and finishing somewhere with a new level of understanding about yourself and the world. And it should carry some emotional weight, even if it’s lighthearted in nature. Otherwise, what’s the point?” says Reischling.

He adds, “For me, it’s all in the rewriting. I don’t even start until I know there’s a precious metal in there somewhere, and then I grab my pickaxe and dig, like Daniel Day-Lewis at the start of There Will Be Blood. It’s a deeply frustrating process, but once you uncover (or discover, really) what you were trying to say in the first place, the sky clears up, and you finally feel the sun on your face.”

Another motivating factor, says Reischling, is proving to himself that his first essay collection, Almost Weightless: Essays on the Journey to Myself, wasn’t a fluke.

“I was also deeply moved by the emotional reactions some people were sharing with me about it, as some approached me, often quietly and privately, and cited specific scenes or passages that affected them,” recalls Reischling. “From that point on, I was hooked and immediately started the first essay of the new book, which (as mentioned) completely changed shape over time until it revealed what it wanted to be. Then, I started the next essay. Rinse, repeat.”

Transmissions From a Restless Soul will be released in mid-April and will be available wherever quality books are sold. Next up, Reischling will be shifting to fiction and revisiting a film project.

I trust you’re familiar with the concept of a pub crawl. To the uninitiated, it’s a Grand Tour of pubs, imbibing one or more drinks at each, eventually leading to questionable ambulatory skills. A “lit crawl” is the same thing, but with literature either substituting or supplementing the booze.

I’m unclear on Lit Crawl Sebastopol’s official position on this point, but its website touts four hours of “literary mayhem,” which sounds promising. Ditto the fact that over 119 authors from around the Bay Area will be featured, drawing hundreds of readers and revelers who will take over downtown Sebastopol as they listen to readings celebrating Sonoma County’s “spirited and diverse literary community.” The free-for-all is free to all, from 2 to 6pm, on Saturday, April 13. You may recognize some names on the bill. The schedule and locations can be found at sebarts.org/litcrawl.

And if literary mayhem is your jam, consider the unique blend of spoken word, humor, hip-hop, theater and storytelling proffered by traveling performers Scott Raven, Mikumari Caiyhe and Mason Granger. The trio operates under the collective moniker of… Mayhem Poets.

bit.ly/mayhem-poets-yountville. ’Nuff said.

Storytelling, a Movie Club, a Resource Fair and Zero Waste

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Fairfax

Resource Fair

Fairfax Library invites the community to a Resource Fair for Older Adults, focusing on health and wellness services in Marin County. Various senior-focused organizations will offer information on healthcare, safety, social support, lifelong learning and community resources. Attendees can explore resources such as transportation services, independent living support, memory care, social connections and more. The event features door prizes, light refreshments, music and opportunities for conversation. Admission is free, and all are welcome. Generously sponsored by the Friends of the Fairfax Library, the fair takes place from 11:30am to 1pm Saturday, April 13, at the library, 2097 Sir Francis Drake Blvd., Fairfax. Additionally, free memory screening will be available courtesy of JFCS Seniors At Home.

Tiburon

Movie Club

Starting Saturday, April 13, cinephiles can experience a unique cinematic experience at CineLounge Tiburon with the launch of the Morning Movie Club. Hosted by creative director Camilla Meoli, the six-week series will feature curated arthouse, documentary and foreign films by female filmmakers. Special guests, including critic Ruthie Stein, will offer insights into the visionary talents behind the lens. Each screening includes a breakfast buffet. The schedule comprises intros, screenings and post-discussions with guests. Tickets for the series are $80, available on Eventbrite. Among the films featured is ‘Brothers,’ starring Connie Nielsen, followed by a Q&A session with the actress.

Rohnert Park

Waste Not

Zero Waste North Bay presents the 2024 Zero Waste Symposium from 8am to 5pm on Thursday, May 2, at SOMO Village, 1100 Valley House Dr., Rohnert Park. The symposium aims to engage community stakeholders by showcasing zero-waste policies, programs and infrastructure, emphasizing waste reduction, composting, reusing and recycling. Chair Marie Kneemeyer expresses excitement, highlighting keynote speakers Anne-Marie Bonneau and Brock Dolman. The event features presentations and panels on local and state policy, reuse, food recovery and more. Attendees can network with sustainability leaders and representatives from organizations like Zero Waste Sonoma and Recology Sonoma Marin. For more information, visit zerowastenorthbay.org.

Santa Rosa

Storytelling Fest

The Bay Area Storytelling Festival, renowned for its multicultural narratives, arrives in Santa Rosa at Sonoma Academy. Presented by the Storytelling Association of California and Six Feet Apart Productions, the event offers both in-person and virtual experiences. Featuring five acclaimed storytellers, including Hawai’i’s state poet laureate Kealoha and Japanese storyteller Karin Amano, the festival kicks off at 4pm, Friday, May 3, with Kealoha’s film, The Story of Everything, followed by a Q&A. The Saturday, May 4, schedule includes storytelling concerts, workshops and more, ending at 6:30pm. Tickets are available for purchase at bit.ly/sr-storyfest.

Free Will Astrology: Week of April 3

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Aries author Eric G. Wilson claims, “Darker emotional states—doubt, confusion, alienation, despair—inspire a deeper and more durable experience of the sacred than contentment does.” I disagree. I know for a fact that an exquisite embrace of life’s holiness is equally possible through luminous joy and boisterous triumph and exultant breakthroughs. Propagandists of the supposed potency of misery are stuck in a habit of mind that’s endemic to the part of civilization that’s rotting and dying. In any case, Aries, I’m pleased to tell you that in the coming weeks, you will have abundant opportunities to glide into sacred awareness on the strength of your lust for life and joie de vivre.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Will humans succeed in halting the decimation of the environment? Will we neutralize the power of fundamentalism as it fights to quash our imaginations and limit our freedoms? Will we outflank and outlast the authoritarians that threaten democracy? Sorry I’m asking you to think about sad realities. But now is an excellent time for you to ponder the world we are creating for our descendants—and resolve to do something in loving service to the future. Meditate on the riddle from Lewis Carroll’s book Through the Looking Glass: “It’s a poor sort of memory that only works backwards.”

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): The genius polymath Galileo Galilei (1564–1642) contributed much treasure to science and engineering. One encyclopedia sums up his legacy: “He was the father of observational astronomy, modern-era classical physics, the scientific method, and modern science.” Unfortunately, many of Galileo’s ideas conflicted with the teachings of Catholicism. The church fathers hounded him for years, even arresting him and putting him on trial. The Vatican eventually apologized, though not until 350 years after Galileo died. I expect that you, too, will generate many new approaches and possibilities in the coming months, Gemini—not Galileo level, of course, but still: sufficiently unprecedented to rouse the resistance of conventional wisdom. I suspect you won’t have to wait long to be vindicated, however.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Now would be a perfect time to prove your love. How? You might begin by being extra considerate, sensitive, sweet and tender. I hope you will add sublime, scintillating touches, too. Maybe you will tell your beloved allies beautiful truths about themselves—revelations that make them feel deeply understood and appreciated. Maybe you will give them gifts or blessings they have wanted for a long time but never managed to get for themselves. It’s possible you will serenade them with their favorite songs, or write a poem or story about them, or buy them a symbol that inspires their spiritual quest. To climax all your kindness, perhaps you will describe the ways they have changed your life for the better.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Leo naturalist and ornithologist William Henry Hudson (1841–1922) said, “I am not a lover of lawns. Rather would I see daisies in their thousands, ground ivy, hawkweed, and dandelions with splendid flowers and fairy down, than the too-well-tended lawn.” I encourage you to adopt his attitude toward everything in your life for the next few weeks. Always opt for unruly beauty over tidy regimentation. Choose lush vitality over pruned efficiency. Blend your fate with influences that exult in creative expressiveness, genial fertility and deep feelings. (PS: Cultural critic Michael Pollan says, “A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule.”)

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): I praise and celebrate you for your skills in helping other people access their resources and activate their potential. I hope you are rewarded well for your gorgeous service. If you are not, please figure out how to correct the problem in the coming months. If you are feeling extra bold, consider these two additional assignments: 1. Upgrade your skills at helping yourself access your own resources and activate your own potential. 2. Be forthright and straightforward in asking the people you help to help you.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): I don’t regard a solar eclipse as a bad omen. On the contrary, I believe it may purge and cleanse stale old karma. On some occasions, I have seen it flush away emotional debts and debris that have been accumulating for years. So how shall we interpret the total solar eclipse that will electrify your astrological house of intimate togetherness in the coming days? I think it’s a favorable time to be brave and daring as you upgrade your best relationships. What habits and patterns are you ready to reinvent and reconfigure? What new approaches are you willing to experiment with?

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): At your best, you Scorpios are not invasive manipulators. Rather, you are catalysts. You are instigators of transformation, resurrectors of dead energy, awakeners of numb minds. The people you influence may not be aware that they long to draw on your influence. They may think you are somehow imposing it on them, when, in fact, you are simply being your genuine, intense self and they are reaching out to absorb your unruly healing. In the coming weeks, please keep in mind what I’ve said here.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): In my astrological opinion, it’s prime time for you to shower big wild favors on your beautiful self. Get the fun underway with a period of rigorous self-care: a physical check-up, perhaps, and visits with the dentist, therapist, hairstylist and acupuncturist. Try new healing agents and seek precise magic that enhances and uplifts your energy. I trust you will also call on luxurious indulgences like a massage, a psychic reading, gourmet meals, an emotionally potent movie, exciting new music and long, slow love-making. Anything else, Sagittarius? Make a list and carry out these tasks with the same verve and determination you would give to any important task.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): The coming days will be a favorable time for you to wrestle with an angel or play chess with a devil. You will have extraordinary power in any showdown or collaboration with spiritual forces. Your practical intelligence will serve you well in encounters with nonrational enigmas and supernatural riddles. Here’s a hot tip: Never assume that any being, human or divine, is holier or wiser than you. You will have a special knack for finding compassionate solutions to address even the knottiest dilemmas.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Your featured organ of the month is your nose. This may sound beyond the scope of predictable possibilities, but I’m serious: You will make robust decisions and discriminating choices if you get your sniffer fully involved. So I advise you to favor and explore whatever smells good. Cultivate a nuanced appreciation for what aromas can reveal. If there’s a hint of a stink or an odd tang, go elsewhere. The saying “follow your nose” is especially applicable. PS: I recommend you take steps to expose yourself to a wide array of scents that energize you and boost your mood.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): When is the best time to ask for a raise or an increase in benefits? Can astrology reveal favorable periods for being aggressive about getting more of what you want? In the system I use, the time that’s 30 to 60 days after your birthday is most likely to generate good results. Another phase is 210 to 240 days after your birthday. Keep in mind that these estimates may be partly fanciful and playful and mythical. But then in my philosophy, fanciful and playful and mythical actions have an honored place. Self-fulfilling prophecies are more likely to be fulfilled if you regard them as fun experiments rather than serious, literal rules.

Homework: Imagine that everything and everyplace in your life are holy. Newsletter.FreeWillAstrology.com

Sonoma County ‘Factory Farm’ Ban Likely on November Ballot

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A new measure we’re likely to see on the November ballot for Sonoma County voters, now that it has enough backers, is a somewhat controversial one that would shut down any large ag operations in our area that qualify as “factory farms.” In other words, the North Bay Business Journal reports, “The initiative would phase out medium- and large-sized ‘concentrated agricultural feeding operations,’ or CAFOs, in Sonoma County. The definition of a CAFO includes animals stabled or confined for 45 days or more in any 12-month period. The size of the farms that stand to be out of compliance would vary by animal and according to how they discharge manure.” The group behind the initiative is called the Coalition to End Factory Farming — and it’s closely linked to an animal liberation group called Direct Action Everywhere, according to KRCB news radio. Here’s some more background from KRCB: “In a press release Wednesday, March 27th, the group said they’ve collected the necessary signatures, and received confirmation from the county registrar to get the proposed legislation put before voters. The initiative targets concentrated animal feeding operations in Sonoma County — called CAFO’s. Campaigner Cassie King said the coalition believes around two dozen local animal agriculture businesses would be affected. ‘They would have a three year phase out period from when the initiative passes to either close down their operation or come into compliance by no longer being a CAFO,’ King said. ‘Which would basically mean downsizing.’ … Strongly opposed to the measure: the Sonoma County Farm Bureau, said executive director Dayna Ghirardelli. ‘We’re gonna completely see our county change should this somehow pass,’ Ghirardelli said. ‘There’s gonna be farms that we enjoy and see as we drive around our county that will essentially go out of business.’ The Farm Bureau said renowned businesses like Straus Creamery, Clover Sonoma, and Petaluma Poultry would all be forced out of business should the initiative be approved by voters. Besides chickens and cows, animals covered in the proposed initiative include: pigs, horses, sheep or lambs, turkeys, and ducks. The ballot measure would also require Sonoma County to create a job re-training program for workers affected by closures. The coalition behind the initiative is closely associated with the animal liberation group Direct Action Everywhere. Current and former members have been at the center of a high profile court case relating to protests at Sonoma County poultry facilities in recent years. The ballot initiative is likely to go before voters in November.” (Source: KRCB & North Bay Business Journal)

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Sonoma County ‘Factory Farm’ Ban Likely on November Ballot

A new measure we're likely to see on the November ballot for Sonoma County voters, now that it has enough backers, is a somewhat controversial one that would shut down any large ag operations in our area that qualify as "factory farms." In other words, the North Bay Business Journal reports, "The initiative would phase out medium- and large-sized...
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