Eat, Sip and See

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Ross

Edible Garden

Marin Art and Garden Center is celebrating Marin’s culinary event of the season, the much anticipated second annual Edible Garden adventure. Foodies of the North Bay should save the date, because there is nothing that can compare with an evening of eating one’s way through an idyllic garden in Marin. From beginning to end, this Edible Garden event is a never ending stream of wines to sip and bites to enjoy whilst strolling through the garden. And if that isn’t enough wine and dine action, there’s also a collection of vendors at the end offering plates stacked high with local food fare. Tickets for the Marin Art and Garden Center’s Edible Garden are on sale now. The edible event itself will take place from 5 to 8pm on Sunday, Sept. 15. To learn more and/or purchase tickets, visit maringarden.org/ediblegarden.

Fulton

Falling Skies

The sky is falling! Or at least it is in Fulton’s Crossing Art Gallery from Friday, Aug. 30 to Sunday, Dec. 1. That’s right; career-artist Gale S. McKee is set to present an exhibition in Fulton entitled The Sky is Falling, and it’s not an event any local artist will want to miss. This 11-part multimedia (acrylic, glass and aluminum) painting series was inspired by the volcanic eruptions in Iceland from the years 2010, 2023 and 2024. A free-to-attend opening reception is set for 1 to 4pm on Saturday, Sept. 14 at 1220 River Rd. in Fulton. To learn more about The Sky is Falling exhibition and its artist, visit galesmckee.com.

Napa Valley

Trail Blazers

Come out and join the community in celebrating the newly completed 8.2-mile stretch of the Vine Trail spanning from St. Helena to Calistoga. Partake in the party at any point along the new stretch of trail for a morning of movement, music, meet up rides and exploration. This addition makes for a total of 47 miles of connected trails all through the Napa Valley. The path spans from Vallejo to Calistoga, connecting the valley in one continuous, eco-friendly commute. To date, the grand total of Vine Trail users has reached 3,223,650, and the year-to-date number is 396,873. The Vine Trail celebration is set to take place from 8am to noon on Saturday, Aug. 17. To learn more about the Napa Valley Vine Trail Coalition’s Vine Trail, visit vinetrail.org.

Sebastopol

Film vs. AI

Sebastopol Film Society is presenting an intriguing new themed movie event, Does Film Survive AI, at the Sebastopol Documentary Film Festival. For anyone looking for answers in a world rife with questions about AI technology, this is the perfect place to ask some questions (and get some answers that haven’t been generated by AI). Come see Quinn Halleck’s film, Sigma_001, and enjoy a conversation with its entirely human director, Quinn Halleck. Sundance film festival director emeritus John Cooper will attend and join in on the AI discussion as well. Does Film Survive AI takes place on Aug. 24, with the presentation and film from 6 to 7pm and a moderated Q&A from 7 to 7:30pm. Tickets are $20. For more information, visit sebastopolfilmfestival.org.

Petaluma director Mitchell Altieri’s new film is ‘Consumed’

Petaluma based filmmaker Mitchell Altieri has been making films for nearly three decades. His latest effort as part of his creative partnership with Phil Flores (named “The Butcher Brothers”), Consumed, starring cult film icon Devon Sawa, hits theaters and video-on-demand Friday, Aug. 16.

It was December 1997, in this publication, where a much younger Altieri made his presence known as a Sonoma County filmmaker. He had just moved to Petaluma, having grown up in South San Francisco alongside his then filmmaking partners, Phil Flores and Jerry Moore, in the nascent American White Horse Pictures. Altieri was preparing to co-direct (alongside Flores) his first feature film, The Long Cut.

The article serves as a time-capsule of sorts, before Altieri endured the many ups and downs of most indie filmmakers. His exuberant quote was, “We could shoot it now,” (referring to The Long Cut), “but we’re still looking for investors. Obviously, the more money we raise, the better the film will look.”

While much has changed since that article was published, that quote remains all too relevant.

There’s been a seeming increase in Sonoma County filmmaking of late, with filmmakers like Occidental based George Dondero (2023’s War of the Wills), Santa Rosa born and bred Austin Smagalski (2024’s To Die Alone) and the Bohemian’s own editor Daedalus Howell (2024’s Werewolf Serenade), but Altieri would appear to be the longest standing, working indie filmmaker in Sonoma County.

When asked why he chooses Sonoma County, or more accurately, Petaluma, as his home base, Altieri said, “I can say I experienced LA from its fanciest, being wined and dined in Beverly Hills with a hefty per diem you can’t spend all in one day, to working out of someone’s house in the Valley mid-summer and no AC.”

But as soon as those projects wrapped, “I’d race back to Petaluma, and it felt like I could plug myself into some magical NorCal charging system,” he continued. “I think it really comes down to—I couldn’t think in LA. Too many distractions, ideas, temptations. Here, I can focus on one project and see it through. I think that’s what’s helped me most in my career.”

While the aforementioned Long Cut film never saw completion, he and Flores kept plugging away. First they made the solid coming-of-age comedy-drama Lurking in Suburbia, which was completed in 2006. That film was written and directed by Altieri and saw some festival play before being picked up by an indie film distribution label. While Flores was deeply involved in Lurking in Suburbia, it was the duo’s next film, their first as co-directors, that put them on the map.

The Hamiltons (2006) was written by Altieri, Flores and fellow Petaluman Adam Weis. The film is a strange, dark comedy about a family of vampires trying to get by in this modern world. It was shot entirely in Petaluma.

Almost out of nowhere, it was chosen to be distributed by Lionsgate under a project called “8 Films to Die For,” which saw eight indie films released into theaters across America. Mileage varied on each film, but The Hamiltons was a definite standout. This was due to both the clever nature of the film and because the duo branded themselves with the catchy name, “The Butcher Brothers.”

The Hamiltons opened a ton of doors. Soon, the filmmakers were off to North Carolina to film a reboot of the 1986 cult horror classic, April Fools Day. While the shoot came in on time and on budget, Altieri doesn’t much like to talk about his first major foray into the studio system, as the film was not well received.

After that, The Butcher Brothers dusted themselves off and wrote the supernatural biker flick, The Violent Kind (co-produced by this writer), which was filmed entirely in Petaluma, with a few scenes in neighboring Penngrove. Said Altieri, “The film was meant to be a homage to 1970s films that we grew up liking.”

The filmmakers included elements of several different genres, such as biker and horror films, with some serious David Lynch vibes. That film scored a debut at the 2010 Sundance Film Festival and also marked their first collaboration with longtime partner, Jeffrey Allard, who made waves as producer of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning, a 2006 reboot of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise.

Since then, Altieri has worked steadily. “I have shot films in Europe, Mexico, Canada and all over the U.S. Projects where we had to deal with live snakes or deal with the worst winter in Maryland’s recent history while shooting a movie about vampiric clowns,” he recalled with a laugh. When Allard sent him the script for Consumed, Altieri said he immediately connected with the material, written by David Calbert.

“I fell in love with the project because it wasn’t just a horror film. David had been dealing with a parent battling cancer. His script, even though our main character battles a creature, in the film, it’s her battle with cancer. I lost my father to cancer,” he explained.

Altieri said the shoot was rather grueling, lasting seven weeks. “The first four weeks were in the woods or the ‘New Jersey Wilds,’ as we came to call them. Mind you, there were no cover sets. So, every day was lugging gear deep into the woods, fighting off mosquitoes, constant run-ins with black bears and thunderstorms.”

Having done a few different projects, Altieri said he was excited to get back to shooting horror. “It’s been fun these past few years, as I’ve been hired a few times now to write big-budget war scripts, as well as directing dramas and thrillers for the TV and streamers. So, returning to horror was really nice,” he noted. “But it wasn’t being a creature feature that lured me in, as most think. It was the personal battle of the main character and what it meant to a lot of us. That’s really what this film is about.”

In rereading the Bohemian article on him from 1997 and offering some reflection, the professionalism of 30 years behind the lens shined through. “The wonderful thing about filmmaking is that you don’t have to grow up. Peter Pan, right?” he said with a chuckle. “So I look at the article and see some bright-eyed kids ready to take on the world with their art, talent and passion. And all that remains.” He paused before adding, “With a new film coming out, that same fire remains.”

When asked what people can expect when Consumed hits screens, Altieri said, “a fun, thrilling creature feature. But to get the most out of it is to experience what it is really about—cosmic horror. Is any of it even real?” Without missing a beat, he added, “I know, I know, you give The Butcher Brothers a straightforward script, and somehow it always ends up trying to bend space and time.”

Colorist Non-Pareil, Bettina Bourdens

It was while body painting on a pair of XL boobies at the Playboy Mansion that Bettina Bourdens’ mind began to open to the teeming creative possibilities of cosmetology. That undraping of the universe started a journey in which the young Los Angeles studio painter would become Sonoma County’s foremost painter of hair—a colorist non-pareil.

And it was seated in her light pink and fern Santa Rosa hair studio that we bandied questions as I fiddled with her sample swatches, divided into pastel, neon and radioactive color series. For full disclosure, I was a client of hers, during my years-long platinum afro era.

CH: Bettina, what distinguishes you in the local scene, besides your fine arts background?

BB: Coming from my love of vintage, I have really studied hair from the past. I can cut and style old Hollywood waves, ’50s poodle cuts, ’60s Sassoon cuts, and I can modernize them. Last week, I did a Farrah Fawcett cut with big ’70s feathering.

CH: And how did you make it of the moment?

BB: (laughs) Well, we dyed her hair black and turquoise.

CH: What’s in right now?

BB: Because it’s the summer, blond and sun lightened hair.

CH: I saw your Instagram post of the infinity of blond variations. I think you have the best stories on Instagram, by the way. What do clips of kitties, flowers and raccoons joyously popping bubbles to KC and the Sunshine Band have to do with your studio?

BB: They have the same energy, the same joy.

CH: What is a look that is a testament to your artistry? A rainbow ombre or a three-flavored cotton candy swirl?

BB: Actually, doing gray transitions are harder. Going gray had a taboo. But now a lot of women who were previously coloring their gray are choosing to go gray. Going dye cold turkey looks terrible, so a new service is a gray transition that blends color and gray and can fade into a natural gray or be maintained as a mix. Many women were going as far as LA for the service, but I want them to know they can get it here!

CH: Do you still paint … canvas?

BB: (laughs) I have started a practice of doing portraits of my friend’s dogs in oil paints.

CH: Tres bien.

Contact BB. Bourdens’ Instagram lookbook is @bettina_bourdens, and her website, hairbybettina.com, is the place to look at her full range of coloring, styling, cutting and restorative treatment services.

Back to School for Transitional Kindergarten

Earlier this month, Gov. Gavin Newsom touted the success of California’s transitional kindergarten (TK) expansion, saying enrollment in the $2.7 billion program had doubled over the past two years. His comments echoed those of State Superintendent of Public Instruction Tony Thurmond, who called the numbers “exciting.”

They both pointed to new data showing that enrollment in the free program for four year olds had gone from 75,000 two years ago to 151,000 last year—a significant recovery after steep declines during the pandemic.

But while the overall numbers are up, the percentage of eligible four year olds enrolled in TK actually fell. As the TK age cut-off widens, the number of eligible children has more than doubled—but the percentage of students who are enrolled dropped between 4 to 7 percentage points between the 2021-22 and 2023-24 school years, depending on how the number of eligible children is calculated.

CalMatters used two approaches to estimate the percent of eligible TK students enrolled: using kindergarten enrollment the same year as a proxy and using general population projections from the Department of Finance. Both approaches show the same trend.

Department of Education spokesperson Elizabeth Sanders said the department uses a method from the Finance Department to calculate the percentage of eligible students in TK, but did not provide specifics.

“The trends we see in the percentages of eligible students whose families are enrolling in TK mirror the trends described by (CalMatters’) data set,” she said. “As we expand the number of students and families eligible, we expect the percentage of families who choose to participate to hover around 70% and to increase following full implementation.”

Sanders pointed to the growing number of children attending TK as a hopeful sign for the program, which is intended to boost academic achievement and social skills and prepare students for the rigors of elementary school.

“The fact that we have doubled the number of individual students participating in the program during these implementation years makes us very proud,” Sanders said.

TK advocates said the increased numbers alone are worth celebrating, and they expect the percentage to inch upward over time.

“This is great; this is what we want to see. It shows that schools are building back trust,” said Patricia Lozano, executive director of Early Edge California, which advocates for early childhood education. “TK is a great option for families, but it’s good for kids, too. Kids need to be around other kids.”

Transitional kindergarten was never meant to be an exclusive early childhood service for families; it’s intended to be one option among several the state offers, Lozano said. So any increase in participation is reason for hope.

Sonoma, San Diego, Los Angeles, Orange and Ventura counties have some of the highest rates of TK enrollment, thanks in part to extensive outreach to parents. Bus advertisements, billboards, online ads, and flyers at day care centers and preschools all helped bring in new families.

Transitional Kindergarten for All Four Year Olds

The state created transitional kindergarten in 2010, but it was limited mostly to larger districts and was open only to children whose birthdays fell between September and December. In 2021, Newsom expanded it so all four year olds could eventually participate. Rolling out gradually, the eligibility window widens by a few months every year. In 2025-26, all four year olds will be eligible, and all districts except charters will be required to offer it.

Research has shown that TK and preschool have many benefits for children, including higher rates of graduation and employment, less criminal activity later in life and overall better health, while parents benefit economically from an extra year of free care for their children.

Transitional kindergarten is meant to be like preschool, a low-key environment where children spend most of their day playing and learning social skills. Typically, children learn to take turns and make friends, express themselves and regulate their emotions, count to 10 and recognize simple words, and learn fine motor skills such as holding a pencil. Unlike preschool, TK teachers are required to have credentials and, by 2025-26, extra units in early childhood education.

There are a few theories explaining the stagnant percentage of TK enrollment. One is that not all districts are offering it yet. Districts known as “basic aid” districts have been slow to open TK programs, and some aren’t offering it at all. Basic aid districts are typically wealthy districts that opt out of state funding because they collect more money through local property taxes. Because of that, they can’t get state funding to operate TK classes.

Marin County is home to several basic aid districts that have lagged in opening TK programs. Larkspur-Corte Madera School District isn’t offering TK at all, saying it can’t afford to without state help. Ross Elementary doesn’t offer TK, either. The result is that Marin has one of the lowest TK enrollment rates in California, even though the county has pockets of low-income families who would benefit from the free service.

“Everyone thinks TK is a good idea, but for basic aid districts, it’s an unfunded mandate,” said Marin County Superintendent of Schools John A. Carroll. “It’s taken a while, but we’re getting there. Most have now gotten on board.”

Facilities have also been an obstacle for school districts. Districts must find space for new TK classrooms, which in fast-growing parts of the state has been difficult. Proposition 2, a $10 billion bond on the November ballot, would provide funding for schools to build and expand TK classrooms.

Preschool vs. Transitional Kindergarten

Another hurdle to TK enrollment is preschool. In addition to private preschools and federally funded Head Start programs, California offers free preschool to low-income families. Some parents said they prefer to keep their children in preschool because it’s convenient or they like the program.

A new report from UC Berkeley found that the TK expansion has had a damaging effect on state preschools and Head Start, as parents move their children out of those programs.

Although the overall number of three and four year olds enrolled in early childhood education programs has increased slightly, Head Start centers in California have lost 43,000 preschoolers, while state preschools have lost 9,000 four year olds since the TK expansion. The result has been shuttered classrooms, a scarcity of teachers and uncertain futures in what researchers called “pre-K deserts.”

“The real question is, are more families accessing pre-kindergarten overall? We can’t find evidence that they are,” said Bruce Fuller, an education professor at UC Berkeley and an author of the study. “To say that the TK enrollment has doubled relative to a year in which many preschool classrooms were closed (due to Covid) is disingenuous.”

The whole early education system in California is overly complex and confusing for parents, Fuller and his team said. They recommend a streamlined, consolidated system that delivers high-quality, play-based programs that are distributed equitably throughout the state.

Freedom of Information Act for the Win

As a guy whose maternal grandfather was a snitch for the U.S. military and the FBI, I have always been fascinated by government lies and secrecy in the land of the free and the home of the brave.

No one knows for sure when lying became a constant factor in public life. But it generated a head of steam following the Second World War with the communist witch hunts and the advent of the House Un-American Activities Committee (HUAC) charade led by Sen. Joseph McCarthy. This was the genesis of the Cold War that has never ended, since all the other countries have learned to lie as well as we do.

History buffs may recall that the ensuing hysteria created a blacklist of actors, directors and screenwriters, known as the Hollywood 10—including former Marinite Alvah Bessie—and many hundreds of other innocent people who were also caught in the web. Aside from the pathetic clown show we call politics in the present day, this may have been our nation’s darkest hour.

One of the other government snitches, and there is no better word to describe their ilk, was a two-bit actor by the name of Ronald Reagan. But the real star of the show was Joe McCarthy, with the shark-like lawyers, Roy Cohn and Robert Kennedy, in support.

There can be no dispute that some information held by government sources should be protected, for the safety of the general public. But the government, at least until the next fascist regime is put in place, is not a paramilitary organization. All taxpayer funded activities should be open to public scrutiny, with a tiny number of exceptions. In theory.

The Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) of the 1970s shouldn’t have been necessary to enact, but it was. It’s law that requires the full or partial disclosure of previously unreleased or uncirculated information and documents controlled by the government upon request.The FOIA is most commonly known for being invoked by news agencies for reporting purposes, though such uses make up less than 10% of all requests—which are more frequently made by businesses, law firms and individuals.

A society whose elected officials and federal and state government officials have a distant relationship with the truth needs the FOIA to function correctly.

Craig Corsini lives in San Rafael.

Your Letters, 8/13

Board-Dumb

Abolish Santa Rosa Cultural Heritage Board, Art in Public Places Committee, Community Advisory Board, Community Engagement Department and other costly ineffective bodies. With the city in financial difficulties again with a very large unfunded pension liability in the future, now is the time to cut costs.

The marketing and outreach employees in various departments should do the work of the abolished bodies while saving city funds for services WE all need. Repair the roads and parks citywide while holding off on city council raises. The council only meets half the time and does less now, as the city zoning administrator handles many housing and development issues.

Most affordable housing projects are now “by right,” so now is the time to cut back on the size of the bloated bureaucracy of upper management. Offer incentives to those bureaucrats for retirement now and use less costly younger employees for a pared back management team. This would allow for more parks and roads workers to help where the need is now greater than ever.

Taxpayers, please vote against tax increases as the city learns to steward what it has without asking for more money which might be squandered without good oversight.

Duane De Witt

Santa Rosa

Free Will Astrology: Week of Aug. 14

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Years ago, when I worked as a postal delivery person in Santa Cruz, California, I mastered my route quickly. The time allotted to complete it was six hours, but I could easily finish in four. Soon I began to goof off two hours a day, six days a week. Many great works of literature and music entertained me during that time. I joined a softball team and was able to play an entire game each Saturday while officially on the job. Was what I did unethical? I don’t think so, since I always did my work thoroughly and precisely. Is there any comparable possibility in your life, Aries? An ethical loophole? A workaround that has full integrity? An escape clause that causes no harm?

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): From an astronomer’s perspective, Uranus is huge. Sixty-three Earths could fit inside of it. It’s also weirdly unique because it rotates sideways compared to the other planets. From an astrologer’s point of view, Uranus symbolizes the talents and gifts we possess that can be beneficial to others. If we fully develop these potentials, they will express our unique genius and be useful to our fellow humans. It so happens that Uranus has been cruising through Taurus since 2018 and will mostly continue there until 2026. I regard these years as your best chance in this lifetime to fulfill the opportunities I described. The coming weeks will be especially pregnant with possibilities.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Mountaineer Edmund Hillary is renowned as the first person to climb to the summit of Mt. Everest. It happened in 1953. Less famous was his companion in the ascent, Gemini mountaineer Tenzing Norgay. Why did Hillary get more acclaim than Norgay, even though they were equal partners in the monumental accomplishment? Was it because one was a white New Zealander and the other a brown Nepalese? In any case, I’m happy to speculate that if there’s a situation in your life that resembles Norgay’s, you will get remediation in the coming months. You will receive more of the credit you deserve. You will garner the acknowledgment and recognition that had previously been unavailable. And it all starts soon.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): As an American, I’m embarrassed by the fact that my fellow citizens and I comprise just 4% of the world’s population but generate 20% of its garbage. How is that possible? In any case, I vow that during the next five weeks, I will decrease the volume of trash I produce and increase the amount of dross I recycle. I encourage you, my fellow Cancerians, to make a similar promise. In ways that may not be immediately imaginable, attending to these matters will improve your mental health and maybe even inspire you to generate an array of fresh insights about how to live your life with flair and joy.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): The coming weeks will be a wonderful time to waste time on the internet. If you are properly aligned with cosmic rhythms, you will spend long hours watching silly videos, interacting with friends and strangers on social media and shopping for products you don’t really need. JUST KIDDING!! Everything I just said was a dirty lie. It was designed to test your power to resist distracting influences and mediocre advice. Here’s my authentic counsel, Leo. The coming weeks will be a fantastic phase to waste as little time as possible as you intensify your focus on the few things that matter to you most.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Scientific research suggests that brushing and flossing your teeth not only boosts the health of your gums, but also protects your heart’s health. Other studies show that if you maintain robust microbiota in your gut, you’re more likely to avoid anxiety and depression as you nurture your mental health. The coming weeks will be a favorable time to focus on big-picture thoughts like these, Virgo. You will be wise to meditate on how each part of your life affects every other part. You will generate good fortune as you become more vividly aware and appreciative of the intimate interconnectedness that underlies all you do.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The official term for the shape of a single piece of M&M candy is “oblate spheroid.” It’s rounded but not perfectly round. It looks like a partially squashed sphere. An Iraqi man named Ibrahim Sadeq decided to try the difficult task of arranging as many M&M’s as possible in a vertical stack. He is now the world’s record holder in that art, with seven M&M’s. I am imagining that sometime soon, Libra, you could achieve a comparable feat in your own domain. What’s challenging but not impossible?

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): I’ve heard many people brag about their hangovers. The stories they tell are often entertaining and humorous. One of my best laughs emerged in response to two friends describing the time they jumped on the roof of a parked Mercedes Benz at 3am and sang songs from Verdi’s opera Falstaff until the cops came and threw them in a jail cell with nothing to eat or drink for 10 hours. In accordance with astrological omens, Scorpio, I ask you to not get a hangover in the coming weeks, even an amusing one. Instead, I encourage you to studiously pursue extreme amounts of pleasurable experiences that have only good side effects.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Most famous musicians demand that their dressing rooms be furnished with specific amenities. Beyoncé needs rose-scented candles. Rihanna expects her preparatory sanctuary to have dark blue or black drapes topped with icy blue chiffon. Eminem insists on a set of 25-pound dumbbells, and the hip-hop duo Rae Sremmurd wants Super Soaker water guns. Since the coming weeks may be as close to a rock star phase of your cycle as you’ve ever had, I recommend you create a list of your required luxuries. This imaginative exercise will hopefully get you in the mood to ask for exactly what you need everywhere you go.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Sleep deprivation is widespread. I see it as a pandemic. According to some studies, over half the people in the world suffer from insomnia, don’t get enough sleep or have trouble falling asleep or staying asleep. Most research on this subject doesn’t mention an equally important problem: That many people aren’t dreaming enough. And the fact is that dreaming is key to our psychological well-being. I bring this to your attention, Capricorn, because the coming weeks will be a favorable time to enhance your relationship with sleep and dreams. I encourage you to learn all you can and do all you can to make your time in bed deeply rejuvenating.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Only 47 people live on the volcanic Pitcairn Islands, which are located in the middle of nowhere in the South Pacific Ocean. Pollution is virtually non-existent, which is why the honey made by local bees is the purest on the planet. In accordance with astrological omens, I’d love for you to get honey like that in the coming weeks. I hope you will also seek the best and purest of everything. More than ever, you need to associate with influences that are potent, clear, genuine, raw, vibrant, natural and full-strength.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Many Indigenous people in North America picked and ate wild cranberries. But farm-grown cranberries available for commercial use didn’t appear until 1816. Here’s how it happened. In Cape Cod, Massachusetts, a farmer discovered a secret about the wild cranberry bog on his land. Whenever big storms dumped sand on the bog, the fruit grew with more lush vigor. He tinkered with this revelation from nature and figured out how to cultivate cranberries. I recommend this as a teaching story, Pisces. Your assignment is to harness the power and wisdom provided by a metaphorical storm or disturbance. Use it to generate a practical innovation in your life.

Homework: What do you want, but think you’re not supposed to want? Newsletter.FreeWillAstrology.com

Film review: ‘Cuckoo’ takes time to sort out

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Cuckoo clocks in at 102 minutes, but it will take at least that long for even the most forgiving horror movie fan to sort it all out after sitting through it.

Once the strenuous audio-visual effects are taken into consideration and filed neatly away, writer-director Tilman Singer’s latest, a follow-up to his 2018 shockeroo, Luz, boils down to a meticulously bizarre troubled-family exercise centered on a 17-year-old girl named Gretchen (American former fashion model Hunter Schafer) and her family’s awful summer vacation in the German up-country. It’s an ordeal for Gretchen, and us.

As their car pulls up in front of the Alpschatten Resort, it’s clear that Gretchen’s father Luis (Márton Csókás) and her stepmother Beth (Jessica Henwick) practice a method of child-rearing light on warm cuddles and heavy on icy dismissiveness. They have no time for Gretchen’s needy adolescent truculence. But distressingly, Luis and Beth also seem fed up with their own younger child, Alma (Mila Lieu), who suffers from epilepsy and hears disturbing, other-worldly sounds.

As this dismal scenario plays out, Luis, Beth and most of the other characters, including the all-important Gretchen, are in the habit of delivering their dialogue in a tone we might expect to hear from a home appliance technician announcing, “Ma’am, your ice-maker water line is blocked.”

Stir in the resort guests’ competing European languages and the odd noises coming from unexpected corners, and Cuckoo takes shape as not only a portrait of irritating, irritated people but a melodramatic obstacle course, with horror-flick shock cuts and non-sequiturs aplenty. No wonder Gretchen wants to jump on her bicycle and get away.

At the resort, owner Herr König (British TV-and-film vet Dan Stevens) might have stepped out of any number of creepy-landlord stories. His stereotypical Teutonic accent and awkward body language naturally raise warning flags for Gretchen. She’s already bent out of shape by her parents, but König’s mad-scientist theories on such subjects as “brood parasites” and “vanishing twin syndrome” only add to the general distress. More than that, he pronounces her name “GREAT-shun,” a perfectly understandable but spooky mannerism when lumped in with the overall queasy-making atmosphere.

The characters hanging around the Alpschatten—translation: Alpine shadow—bring their own individual nuttiness to an already odd situation. Dr. Bonomo (Proschat Madani) interrogates Gretchen with concentration-camp efficiency. Ed, another lost soul (Astrid Bergès-Frisbey), wanders into a scene, utters something incomprehensible, then wanders away. Gretchen’s front-desk companion, Trixie (Greta Fernández), has a complicated private life—a few of her scenes are looped for maximum confusion. Policeman Henry (Jan Bluthart) is in the middle of an investigation of Herr König. And then there’s the local gremlin, a berserk woman in a raincoat whose hobby is popping up out of nowhere and chasing our poor teenager.

Everyone in the cast seemingly conspires to either scare, reject or harm Gretchen. She accumulates bruises, lacerations and bloody scars as the movie goes on, amid incessant shrieks and squeaks coming from the dark forest surroundings. Cuckoo may set a record for on-camera scenes of vomiting.

Gretchen’s nerve-wracking visit to the Alps eventually takes on overtones of Roman Polanski’s psychological horror pic, Repulsion (1965), with Catherine Deneuve going crazy after being left home alone in a Paris flat. The big difference is that here, high in the mountains, Gretchen’s nemesis is other people. She’s haunted every minute by strangers with menacing intentions. No one ever really stops picking on her.

German filmmaker Singer hurls everything he’s got at Gretchen, an endlessly derivative assault of grotesqueries in the service of what is essentially the tale of a custody battle. The violence, physical as well as emotional, grows wearisome. Conscientious horror-flick fans may begin to wonder if this ill-tempered young woman is worth the trouble.

Is Hunter Schafer the new Mia Goth? Anyone attempting to seriously address that question deserves to be sentenced to a weekend at the Alpschatten. Or an hour and a half watching Cuckoo. What a choice.

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Big Farm Alarm: Measure J

Sonoma County ballot measure would ban large livestock farms

This November, voters in Sonoma County will decide on a first-of-its-kind proposal, known as “Measure J,” to ban large, concentrated animal-feeding operations.

The industrial farms primarily raise chickens, ducks and cattle.

Kristina Garfinkel, a Santa Rosa resident and an organizer with the Coalition to End Factory Farming, said the large operations tend to have poor records when it comes to animal welfare, and spark environmental concerns with the odor and runoff from the lagoons of animal waste.

“They pollute water with nitrates, phosphates,” Garfinkel said. “They also pollute the air through greenhouse gas emissions, and they’re also just perfect vectors to spread very contagious diseases, such as avian flu and things like that.”

The U.S. Environmental Protection Agency and the state monitor the water supply near large farms on a regular basis. The operations are also subject to state rules on animal welfare and often participate in voluntary organic certification programs.

The measure would give the large farms three years to either reduce the size of their herds or flocks, or wind down operations, and would require the county to retrain any workers who lose their jobs.

Randi Black, dairy adviser for the University of California Cooperative Extension, said Measure J would cost the county millions.

“There is a pretty large impact on both our local agricultural economy but also on our workforce,” Black noted. “Both being able to be employed but also on our county budget, in order to provide the mandated training.”

A similar proposed ban will be on the ballot in Berkeley this fall, but since the city does not have any such large operations the measure would prevent any future large animal farms from coming in.

“Over the last 30 years we have built a sustainable and organic food system in our community. The generational family farms that exist at the heart of our farming system have always been at the center of this sustainable transformation,” said Albert Straus, of Straus Family Creamery, a local family-owned business likely to be adversely affected by Measure J.

“Today, our regional food community provides high quality food for local residents and organic consumers around the country while also serving as a global example of on-farm environmental stewardship and climate-positive practices,” he added. “Measure J threatens to completely undercut our decades of transformational work.”

Straus is far from alone in his opposition to the measure. An alliance of Sonoma County-based organic and sustainable agricultural and climate-positive practices, businesses, local food systems, and environmental stewardship organizations and businesses announced their opposition to Measure J in a statement released by the California Climate & Agriculture Network.

“Sonoma County is home to some of California’s best agricultural stewards whose farms provide numerous climate and environmental benefits such as storing carbon in soil, limiting energy-intensive urban sprawl, and providing wildlife habitat and open space to recharge groundwater,” said Renata Brillinger, executive director of the Sebastopol-based organization CalCAN. “We are united in our commitment to protecting our local, organic family farms.”

Similarly, Wendy Krupnick, president of the Sonoma County chapter of Community Alliance with Family Farms, observed, “If this measure passes, individuals, restaurants and school cafeterias won’t stop buying poultry and dairy products. And they shouldn’t. These are important parts of many people’s diets,” adding that local consumers should have the choice to buy local products from family-owned farms versus imports from corporations outside Sonoma County.

Laceration’s Latest is a Cut Above

Some records knock one out at first listen. That is especially the case with Sonoma County’s very own Laceration, who just released I Erode, a nine-song platter on boutique independent metal label 20 Buck Spin records.

At its core, the band consists of Luke Cazares on rhythm guitars and vocals, and lead guitar on “Dreams Of The Formless”; Donnie Small on lead and rhythm guitars; Aerin Johnson on drums; and Eli Small on bass. Before heading out on a short 10-date tour with Molten, the band will play most of their new record at their upcoming local album-release show.

Fans may remember the group issued Demise (2021), which cemented the band as one of the most menacing death-metal quartets around.

Thankfully, their latest platter of splatter crushes anything in its wake. As heard on tracks like “Excised,” “Sadistic Enthrallment,” “Carcerality” and the ridiculously heavy title track, this band has done their homework and upped the ante for the local metal scene in the process. With influences ranging from Morbid Angel to Morgoth and Demolition Hammer to Suffocation, this nauseatingly heavy record is sure to land on many Top 10 year-end lists.

We caught up with Luke Cazares to talk about the scene and all things Laceration.

Bohemian: How did the record deal come together with 20 Buck Spin records?

Luke Cazares: We noticed there was an interest in what we were doing after we put out our 2021 debut, Demise, on Rotted Life Records. We were already huge fans of 20 Buck Spin as a label and for its own affiliated bands, so we quickly recorded a demo track of some new material and sent it to their office. That got the conversations going. Today, we are part of the best death-metal label roster in the world and couldn’t be happier.

Bohemian: Did you pick the bands for your record release party at Arlene Francis?

Cazares: Yes, we normally hand-pick show line-ups, as it’s a collaborative effort between us and Bitter End Booking. We like to bring killer bands through Santa Rosa as much as we can. As opposed to years ago, we now have great underground support that continually needs to be fed and perpetuated.

Bohemian: What other local bands are you also into, from any genre?

Cazares: There are lots of sick bands we love locally here like Vile Rites, Coffin Hunters, Burning Palace, Hexen House, Supplex and New Low, to name but a few.

Bohemian: Will there be more touring, aside from the handful of dates listed so far? Are you getting correspondence from other countries to visit and play?

Cazares: Definitely. We have some cool stuff planned for 2025 already. There has certainly been talk to play abroad. We send merchandise all over the world, and especially in Europe, so touring outside of the U.S. is something we definitely plan to do. It’s only a matter of time.

Bohemian: Were there any songs or riffs that didn’t make the record? Any plans to re-record your earliest stuff in a live setting?

Cazares: We have a lot of riffs on the back burner and will apply what we can as future material. We did initially toy with the idea of re-recording some older tracks from 2010 for this record, but decided to issue all-new music.

Bitter End Booking presents Laceration’s ‘I Erode’ album release show with Hemotoxin, Burning Palace and Aseptic at The Arlene Francis Center, located at 99 6th St. in Santa Rosa. Doors open at 6pm, show at 7pm on Saturday, Aug. 10. Tickets are $15 in advance and available online at bit.ly/laceration-i-erode. All ages are welcome. Listen to ‘I Erode’ at 20buckspin.bandcamp.com/album/i-erode.

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