.Writers' Picks 2023

Mar 22, 2023

Introducing the 2023 ‘Best Ofs’

How We Wrote the Your Favorite Edition Quick Links: Readers' Picks | Writers' Picks There are two reasons I figured I was safe from being replaced by artificial intelligence. A) They don’t mint currency small enough to pay writers any less and B) for what it’s worth, I have the heart of...
Mar 21, 2023

Best Cannabis for a Boomer in Disguise

Dad Grass I recently admitted to myself that I’m a boomer trapped in a millennial’s body. The evidence has been accumulating...
Mar 21, 2023

Best Place to Have a Semi-secret Orgy

Bodega Dunes Campground, Bodega Bay It's no secret that sleeping in the sand dunes at Bodega Dunes Campground is an...
Mar 21, 2023

Best Place to Spot a Cryptid

Partrick Road, Napa Valley Bigfeet live too far north for my pocketbook, and California doesn't even have swamp monsters. So...
Mar 21, 2023

Best Place to Buy Bathroom Tiles to Admire Whilst Inebriated, Incapacitated and Throwing Up

Humanity Home & Cabinetry, Santa Rosa I’ll begin by saying that this story is about home improvement, but the hero’s...
Mar 21, 2023

Best Place to Settle Your Differences That Isn’t Twitter

Scandia Family Fun Center, Rohnert Park “You know where we get the game of mini golf, bud?” I ask as...
Mar 21, 2023

Best Place for Losing Your Child(ren)

Windsor Bowling Center With the boom of hand sanitizer sales since 2020, public pools probably seem less like a great...
Mar 21, 2023

Best Trashy Birthday Celebration

Santa Rosa Creek Cleanup While people bike, walk and live alongside Santa Rosa’s 100 miles of creeks each...
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