March 5: ‘The Wrecking Crew’ at the Napa Valley Opera House

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Denny Tedesco, director of ‘The Wrecking Crew,’ provides a behind-the-scenes look at the uncredited Los Angeles studio musicians responsible for playing on hundreds of hit songs by the Beach Boys, Frank Sinatra, Sonny and Cher, the Monkees and many more. Led by drummer Hal Blaine and featuring pioneering female bassist Carol Kaye, the group is truly the Funk Brothers of Los Angeles; this is their Standing in the Shadows of Motown. See the film on Tuesday, March 5, at the Napa Valley Opera House. 1030 Main St., Napa. 7pm. $10. 707.266.7372.

March 2: Bone Thugs n Harmony at the Phoneix Theater

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Layzie Bone, Wish Bone, Flesh-N-Bone, Krayzie Bone and Bizzy Bone are back to represent, respect and recognize as Bone Thugs-N-Harmony. Together for longer than most marriages last, the group is celebrating their 20-year anniversary reunion with a show this week at the Phoenix—and a new record set to be released in May. With songs featured in soundtracks for famous movies like Batman and Robin and blaring out of every single car on the cruise in 1993—“Crossroads,” anyone?—the group plays on Saturday, March 2, at the Phoenix Theater. 201 E. Washington St., Petaluma. 8pm. $35—$100. 707.762.3665.

March 3: Lois Flood at the Occidental Center for the Arts

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Famous for stepping outside of traditional ballet technique and focusing on natural movement, Isadora Duncan mixed her love of freedom and ancient Greece to create a unique style of her own—until she met her tragic death in 1927, after her scarf got caught in the wheel of her Amilcar and broke her neck. Eight decades later, dancer Lois Flood steps in and brings her moves to life in celebration of Women’s History Month on Sunday, March 3,, at the Occidental Center for the Arts. 3850 Doris Murphy Court, Occidental. 4pm. $10. 707.874.9392.

March 5: The Expendables at the Mystic Theatre

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Ready for summer to begin? Since 1997, the Expendables have offered a pleasant, sunny blend of reggae, ska and surf rock, from the Warped Tour stage to headlining venues coast to coast. Their album titles give a hint into their aesthetic—Prove It, Open Container and Getting Filthy—and perhaps guitarist Raul Bianchi will offer attendees news on the hair straightener specifically designed for male pubic hair he claims to spend his free time developing on Tuesday, March 5, at the Mystic Theatre. 23 Petaluma Blvd. N., Petaluma. 8:30pm. $16—$18. 707.765.2121.

March 3: Aaron Lewis at the Uptown Theatre

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He truly is a little bit country and a little bit rock ‘n roll: Aaron Lewis, lead singer of the hard-rock group Staind, is following in the footsteps of Lionel Richie, Bon Jovi, and Darius Rucker (of Hootie and the Blowfish) and crossing over into Nashville. To Lewis, a transition to country “is full circle because, this is the first music I was ever exposed to as a child.” Lewis dropped his first full-length solo country album, The Road, last November; he has hit the road and is touring all over the U.S. Drive him crazy by loudly requesting Staind songs on Sunday, March 3, at the Uptown Theatre. 1350 Third St., Napa. 8pm. $40. 707.259.0123.

Joseph Phelps Freestone Vineyards

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Hacks that we are, wine writers may be counted on, come November, to promote a Pinot pairing for T-day, nod to the best bubbly for NYE blowouts and to swoon with enthusiasm for lip-smacking summer sippers come May, employing all the awkward alliteration that the genre allows. It’s all pretty standard stuff, until you get to International Polar Bear Day.

That’s observed on Wednesday, Feb. 27, at least according to a freebie Ocean Conservancy calendar that I received from my folks—thanks, folks. On this day, the organization Polar Bears International only asks that we take the “Thermostat Challenge,” turning it down a few degrees as a gesture of action on climate change, which threatens to erase the habitat of that most charismatic of megafauna.

Celebrate with ice wine, naturally. This is not in jest. As noted in studies from Germany’s wine-centered Geisenheim Institute, the ice wine category faces a similar threat if temperatures continue to rise. Ice wine is made from white grapes that freeze toward the end of the season. The result is a sweet wine that’s a bit unlike other “late harvest” wines, since ideally, the grapes have frozen before raisining or being overtaken by botrytis mold. Traditionally made in select years in Germany, it’s been popularized in Canada, where, indeed, Ontario’s Ice House Winery features polar bear statues as mascots. But if the grapes don’t freeze on time, ice wine is off the menu.

Meanwhile, in St. Helena, Joseph Phelps Vineyards got the notion to produce an ice wine from estate-grown Scheurebe grapes in the 1990s. The 2011 Eisrébe ($50 split) has an aroma that’s more banana liqueur than white raisin, and a mead-like, clean, sweet palate. Although it feels heavy, with more than 20 percent residual sugar, the alcohol is only 8 percent. It’s available at the tasting room in Freestone, which, by the way, has been renamed to emphasize that it’s the westernmost outpost of Joseph Phelps. Fans of vibrant Chardonnay, or Pinot of the forest duff and fresh plum variety, might want to stop by at some point. Look for the little red barn.

But where does Phelps come up with an Ontario-level freeze? Alas, the Scheurebe is trucked to a commercial freezing facility in Sacramento. So it’s got a little carbon footprint. Just turn down that thermostat and bundle up. No doubt that Eisrébe paired with apple cobbler will add an extra layer of fat to see you through the winter.

Joseph Phelps Vineyards, 12747 El Camino Bodega, Freestone. Daily, 11am–5pm. Tasting fee, $15. 707.874.1010.

Shake It Up

Finally, a good excuse to drink! Thanks to Literacyworks, on March 8 attendees will be able to get their drink on guilt-free at Straight Up!, a vodka cocktail competition and tasting. The money raised goes to literacy programs and organizations here in the North Bay, so that warm feeling inside you get won’t just be from the booze, but from the satisfaction of giving to a good cause.

At the annual event, mixologists from restaurants all over the North Bay battle it out for bragging rights and the coveted title of “Best Charbay Flavored Vodka Cocktail in the North Bay.” Competing restaurants include Cyrus, Farmstead, Graffiti, Hilltop 1892, John Ash, JoLe, Rocker Oysterfellers, Sonoma Meritage, the Sheraton and Tres Hombres. Judging the competition is the Bohemian‘s own James Knight, the Pacific Sun‘s Dani Burlison, the Press Democrat‘s Heather Irwin and the KRSH’s Brian Griffith. We warn you: media people know how to drink.

To spice things up, the speakeasy-themed event features 1920s-era casino games, period dress and jazz-age music by the Rivereens. So while slurring your speech and pretending to be Nucky Thompson from Boardwalk Empire, you’ll also be helping a child learn his ABC’s on Thursday, March 8, at the Petaluma Sheraton. 745 Baywood Drive, Petaluma. 6–9pm. $35 includes two drink tickets. 707.364.4567.

Treasure Found

In Margaret, cruising through life on a pair of really good thighs and a complicated smile, Lisa Cohen (the astounding Anna Paquin) is a self-described “privileged, Upper West Side Jew.” Lisa is faced with a moral awakening, and it’s like the description of enlightenment in Zen: it’s a red hot ball she can neither swallow nor spit out.

One day Lisa flirts with an MTA bus driver (Mark Ruffalo) long enough so that he accidentally crushes a pedestrian. As all problems come down, utterly, to herself, Lisa involves herself in a search for justice, though this doesn’t interrupt her coming of age, losing her virginity, crashing her report card and getting into fights with her shallow actress mother (J. Smith-Cameron).

Director Kevin Lonergan (You Can Count on Me) captures an adolescent state of mind usually celebrated in movies as the height of whip-smartness—flattering the hell out of a really lucrative ticket-buying demographic. Paquin’s acting should have got every award there was to get in 2011, as seen when she moves through a hallway to a boy she likes to tease or lashing out at the genuinely bereaved in a self-righteous fury.

The supporting work is immaculate. Matthew Broderick was brave to take the part of an inept English teacher, whose quote of a Gerard Manley Hopkins poem provides the title. Matt Damon excels as a Midwestern good-guy of a geometry teacher who doesn’t know enough to keep away from Lisa. Other fine performances abound: Jeannie Berlin as the one woman who really has Lisa’s number; a Latin stage-door Johnny (Jean Reno, at his best), an essentially merry liability lawyer (Jonathan Hadary) and a patient-as-a-pachyderm cop (Stephen Adly Guirgis).

So why haven’t you seen this movie? Because due to behind-the-scenes Hollywood fighting, some ugly lawsuits and three different edits of the film (one by Martin Scorsese, believing so much in the film that he worked for free), Margaret opened in exactly two movie theaters: one in L.A., one in New York. It is, essentially, a buried masterpiece.

Margaret recalls Woody Allen in his prime, only without the schtick. Similar to that ’90s masterpiece The Sweet Hereafter, it’s about how litigation has come to replace self-analysis. As for its length, Margaret is in the company of long movies (Secrets and Lies, Tokyo Story, Short Cuts among them) that could have been even longer. The editing process sabotaged its release; the movie was utterly unpromoted. Hopefully its luck will change as word gets out.

‘Margaret’ screens Friday, March 1, at 7pm and Sunday, March 3, at 4pm. Sonoma Film Institute, Warren Auditorium, 1801 E. Cotati Ave., Rohnert Park. $7. 707.664.2606.

The Best Food Money Can’t Buy

At the Santa Rosa Health Center in Roseland, 50 percent of Dr. Patricia Kulawiak’s adolescent patients are obese. “There is an epidemic of diabetes in this area,” Kulawiak tells me over the phone, “and since good, healthy food is expensive, poverty severely limits your options.”

Thanks to the Work Horse Organic Agriculture (WHOA) Farm, dozens of these families receive bags of fresh, organic produce every week—for free.

Started two years ago by Eddie and Wendy Gelsman, WHOA Farm’s motto is “The best food money can’t buy,” a tidy summation of their mission to provide fresh, organically grown food to those who can’t afford it. “It’s not a crime to be poor,” says Eddie. “Everyone has the right to eat well.”

Located on 16 acres on Petaluma Hill Road, WHOA Farm began with six months’ worth of nonprofit application paperwork and a few raised beds, which the Gelsmans cultivated themselves. In January of 2012, they hired young farmers Balyn and Elli Rose to live on the property and run the farm, which, as the name indicates, is one of the few in the area that harnesses the power of draft horses to plow the fields. “Horses,” says Wendy, “are the ultimate piece of the sustainability puzzle.”

Even though they were just a few weeks from having their first child, and even though they had never before worked with draft horses, the offer to work on the farm “was an opportunity we just couldn’t pass up,” says Elli, who met Balyn in an agro-ecology class at UC Santa Cruz, where they both graduated in environmental studies.

“They are two highly educated and highly skilled agriculturalists,” Eddie says of the couple, who prior to WHOA ran a farm and CSA program called Wild Rose Ranch for four years.

Together with Dan Evans, the only other full-time WHOA Farm employee, the Roses grew and donated 15,000 pounds of organic produce, 876 baskets of strawberries and 556 dozen eggs to health clinics and food banks across Sonoma County last year. (According to Cathryn Couch of the Ceres Community Project, WHOA provided $14,000 worth of food to their organization alone.)

While plenty of farms and supermarkets donate their leftover produce once it is no longer marketable, WHOA is unique in its practice of growing food specifically to give away. Produce is harvested in the morning and delivered that same afternoon in order to “give people food with the highest nutritional value,” says Eddie.

Anyone who’s ever inherited a surplus of fennel or radicchio understands that fresh produce is a wonderful thing—as long as you know what to do with it. Which is why education is at the heart of WHOA’s mission. “We are committed to giving away food responsibly,” explains Wendy, “which means that we want people to be comfortable with the produce and understand the nutritional value of what they’re eating.”

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To that end, health centers in Santa Rosa and West County offer nutrition classes (some taught by Ceres) in which patients learn how to turn things like kale and rutabaga into healthy, delicious meals. All who attend—many of them at-risk, uninsured and low-income—are given a bag filled with WHOA produce to take home.

Ever ambitious, the Gelsmans want to do even more. “Our goal is to be able to give away teams of draft horses to young farmers,” says Eddie, whose plans for WHOA also include hosting educational workshops and internships. Of course, nothing is possible without funding. In addition to private donations, grants, fundraisers, monthly volunteer days, and an outreach booth at the Santa Rosa farmers market—where customers receive a jar of Elli’s sauerkraut or fruit preserves for a ten-dollar donation—WHOA is also cultivating creative financial solutions.

The Gelsmans are leasing the Crane family’s 11-acre vineyard (conveniently situated smack-dab in the middle of WHOA’s property), and with the generous help of winemakers Guy and Judy Davis, will soon make WHOA Pinot Noir. Beginning in the fall of 2014, they hope to sell 600 to 800 cases annually, which could provide over 50 percent of WHOA’s operating budget.

On a recent Friday afternoon, I walk around the farm with Elli and 11-month-old Olivia, who mimicked the sound of the hens clucking outside their mobile chicken coop; every couple of days they move it to fresh, new grass. Using expert Doc Hammill’s “gentle horsemanship” approach, Balyn, who calls this his “ideal job,” harnesses Chip and Mark, whose shiny blonde manes and tails belie their dude-like monikers.

The Gelsmans’ vision is evident in the green fields of oat hay shimmering in the winter sunlight. After conditioning the soil for spring planting, the hay will be harvested and fed to the horses, who will then plow the fields where onions, lettuce and parsley sprouts will soon take root. And come September, a patient at the Santa Rosa Health Center will discover the spicy kick of mustard greens or the surprising sweetness of a just-picked carrot.

“By honoring the people who are used to getting the leftovers,” Dr. Kulawiak says, “WHOA is working to dismantle health disparities. They are helping people make changes that will last for generations.”

Otherwise Occupied

Friends, if you have seen a recent screening of the film Five Broken Cameras (recently at the Rialto and currently on Netflix) you are excused from reading further. You already share the outrage of the Palestinian people—a people who are prisoners in their own home, a people without a nation and without citizenship, who have no power over their own lives.

Since 1967, the Palestinians have been living under military occupation. Israeli forces regularly confiscate private land, imprison individuals (including children) without process, demolish their homes, bulldoze orchards and crops, destroy shops and businesses, and shoot maim and kill civilians. Over four thousand Palestinians are currently imprisoned by Israel; 27,000 homes have been demolished since 1967; 6,638 Palestinians have been killed since Sept. 29, 2000. Included in this figure are 1,516 Palestinian children—killed simply going to school, playing, shopping or just being in their homes.

Israel currently has 170 settlements and 99 “outposts” in the occupied territories, home to half a million Israeli citizens and off-limits to Palestinians. This separation due to ethnicity is akin to the apartheid regime of South Africa.

In the face of all this, you may feel that this is not our problem. Why should we in Sonoma County care about this ancient rivalry going back thousands of years? We need to care because this international outrage is being carried out with our tax dollars. Thanks to intense special interest lobbying, we give Israel $3 billion each year—or over $8 million per day.

What can we do? We may not be able to affect the Israeli lobby directly, but we can withhold our consent to these policies by the power of our pocketbooks. One example: perhaps you saw the SodaStream commercial during the Super Bowl. The SodaStream factory is an Israeli company operating on illegal land in the West Bank to make home-carbonation appliances. Refuse to buy products from Israeli settlements. Talk to merchants who help support the occupation by selling SodaStream, such as Macy’s, JCPenney, Costco, Target, Staples, Crate & Barrel, Bed Bath & Beyond—and, yes, even Sebastopol Hardware.

Pieter S. Myers is an artist and printmaker living in Occidental.

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March 5: ‘The Wrecking Crew’ at the Napa Valley Opera House

Denny Tedesco, director of ‘The Wrecking Crew,’ provides a behind-the-scenes look at the uncredited Los Angeles studio musicians responsible for playing on hundreds of hit songs by the Beach Boys, Frank Sinatra, Sonny and Cher, the Monkees and many more. Led by drummer Hal Blaine and featuring pioneering female bassist Carol Kaye, the group is truly the Funk Brothers...

March 2: Bone Thugs n Harmony at the Phoneix Theater

Layzie Bone, Wish Bone, Flesh-N-Bone, Krayzie Bone and Bizzy Bone are back to represent, respect and recognize as Bone Thugs-N-Harmony. Together for longer than most marriages last, the group is celebrating their 20-year anniversary reunion with a show this week at the Phoenix—and a new record set to be released in May. With songs featured in soundtracks for famous...

March 3: Lois Flood at the Occidental Center for the Arts

Famous for stepping outside of traditional ballet technique and focusing on natural movement, Isadora Duncan mixed her love of freedom and ancient Greece to create a unique style of her own—until she met her tragic death in 1927, after her scarf got caught in the wheel of her Amilcar and broke her neck. Eight decades later, dancer Lois Flood...

March 5: The Expendables at the Mystic Theatre

Ready for summer to begin? Since 1997, the Expendables have offered a pleasant, sunny blend of reggae, ska and surf rock, from the Warped Tour stage to headlining venues coast to coast. Their album titles give a hint into their aesthetic—Prove It, Open Container and Getting Filthy—and perhaps guitarist Raul Bianchi will offer attendees news on the hair straightener...

March 3: Aaron Lewis at the Uptown Theatre

He truly is a little bit country and a little bit rock ‘n roll: Aaron Lewis, lead singer of the hard-rock group Staind, is following in the footsteps of Lionel Richie, Bon Jovi, and Darius Rucker (of Hootie and the Blowfish) and crossing over into Nashville. To Lewis, a transition to country “is full circle because, this is the...

Joseph Phelps Freestone Vineyards

Cold comfort for the polar bear

Shake It Up

An 80-proof fundraiser

Treasure Found

'Margaret' a buried masterpiece

The Best Food Money Can’t Buy

While most poor families get the world's leftovers, WHOA Farm grows organic food specifically to be given away

Otherwise Occupied

On Palestine and homemade-soda machines
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