Beat the Heat

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President Barack Obama and the leaders of the industrialized (read: carbon emitting) nations of the world have
failed to turn the planet away from its plunge off the climate-change cliff. Fortunately,
there are people showing
them the way.

Here in the North Bay, efforts to combat the climate crisis are in full effect. We profile three of them in this year’s annual Green Issue. (Also read this week’s Open Mic from the Climate Protection Campaign’s Ann Hancock, p6). While none of these groups can save the world on their own—at least not yet—their actions are essential for showing the rest of us and our ineffectual leaders what can and must be done.

The stakes couldn’t be higher. The effects of climate change are already upon us—extreme weather, changing ecosystems, mass extinction, failing crops. The doomsday scenarios will continue to unspool.

Is it too late? Maybe. But isn’t it better to do what we can? Let those leading the fight against climate change in the North Bay serve as our inspiration.
—Stett Holbrook

MARIN CARBON PROJECT

Most efforts to cool the planet focus on reducing greenhouse gas emissions and switching to cleaner, more energy efficient technologies. But there’s another approach that gets far less attention: carbon sequestration, which involves taking carbon out of the atmosphere and putting it into the ground, where most of it came from.

The Marin Carbon Project (MCP) has been quietly doing that work for the past six years. When the Bohemian first reported on the project in our 2012 Green Issue, they were very much in the proof-of-concept stage. They have since scaled up and taken the show on the road.

“It’s better than successful,” says co-founder John Wick.

The project began after researchers noticed that dairy ranches with high concentration of manure spread over them had high levels of carbon and organic matter in the soil, greener grass, and greater water retention. Guided by UC Berkeley scientist Whendee Silver, the researchers applied a half inch of compost to a test plot on Wick’s ranch in West Marin to see what was going on. They were thrilled by what they discovered underground.

After one year, test plots showed at least one ton of carbon per hectare. A year later, without adding additional compost, they found another ton of carbon in the soil. Same thing the year after that. And on it went.

If adopted widely enough, Wick believes the technique can make agriculture a global carbon sink and bring atmospheric carbon down.

“We can actually do this,” he says.

Tory Estrada, who serves on the MCP’s steering committee and is policy director for the Carbon Cycle Institute, the nonprofit organization that oversees the MCP, is working with ranchers to show them what compost and a host of techniques like restoring native plants and waterways will do for their soil—and their bottom lines.

Not all farmers are concerned about climate change, so he doesn’t always lead with benefits to the climate, but ranchers are very concerned about the cost of importing hay during times of drought. According to MCP research, using their techniques results in an average of 50 percent more grass growth because the soil holds more water. And banked carbon in the soil will become a valuable commodity as the cap-and-trade market grows.

Disseminating these practices via local resource conservation districts throughout the country could kickstart a whole new approach to farming—and a cooler climate. Estrada hopes better soil and pasture management will lead to agriculture being seen as an incentivized climate solutions, like electric vehicles and solar power, which both enjoy public subsidies.

“That’s when this thing will go viral,” he says.

Meanwhile, Wick is working with San Francisco to help nullify the city’s carbon emissions to make it the world’s first “climate beneficial city.” He’s also talking with Levi’s, the North Face and Patagonia to explore sourcing wool from carbon sequestering farms. Cool stuff for a hot planet.—Stett Holbrook

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DAILY ACTS

Trathen Heckman is in his backyard micro-ecosystem with the buzzing honeybees and the kiwis, the root medicines and the roosters, as he explains the mission of Daily Acts, the Petaluma organization he founded.

Heckman, a former pro snowboarder and happy refugee from corporate America, decided about 10 years ago that he wanted to become “less a part of the problem,” as he puts it, and set his shoulder to the wheel of activism with a plan to give people the tools and skills to act locally while fretting globally. He was feeling, he says, “a lack of connection, a lack of vitality.”

He was out there slogging away in the Babylonian trenches, until 9-11 and the death of his mom, twin events which became the catalyst for Heckman to zero-in on how he wanted to live. He sought out pioneer activists in what was then a new world of backyard wetland-to-forest systems, admired their spirit and sensibilities and wondered, he says with a gleam and a laugh, “what’s in their Wheaties?

Enter Daily Acts, a nonprofit that offers workshops, actions, networking and other activities to help engender a shared sense of connectivity, vitality and a general community joie de vivre that is heavy on volunteer labor and cross-generational appeal. Among its other successes, Daily Acts has spearheaded legislative efforts in Sonoma County, for example, to make it easier for people to set up graywater-reuse systems in their homes, through a project called the “Laundry to Landscape” program.

This is the lingo of the lush and fecund backyard ecosystem, replete with propagation guilds and edible landscapes, sustainability tours and “mulch madness” parties. Daily Acts also brings the edible-ecosystem model to schools, churches, government plots and, critically, minority communities. Heckman’s wise to the elitism critique and notes that the organization recently put together its 100 Salsa Gardens project that came complete with lots of donated wine barrels and buy-in from the county’s large Latino population. Add “ecological equity” to the vernacular.

We’re living in a period characterized by a “confluence of crises unlike anything we’ve seen in human history,” Heckman says as he plucks raspberries and boysenberries from his backyard food forest. With a sweep of his arms, he describes the layers, from the root medicines down below to the top of a lone towering redwood, with layers in-between yielding a bounty that Heckman says runs from between 500 and 1,000 pounds of food a year.

It’s a living embodiment of human-scaled efforts to combat climate change, a marvel of sustainable cool that pushes back against hardened notions of suburban life.

The “crabgrass frontier,” as described by Kenneth Jackson in his landmark 1985 study of the same name on the social construct of suburbia, is giving way, slowly, to an actual model of down-home “conservative” values that highlights, well, actually conserving things, appreciating their value, and reusing resources instead of wasting them.

Heckman’s efforts speak to a curious—and welcome—turn of events in the development of the American suburb.

The suburban boom in the
U.S. kicked into gear in the post–WW II era, when cookie-cutter neighborhoods were carved out of farm fields for returning veterans. The war years themselves had seen the phenomenon of the “Victory Garden,” where Americans were encouraged to do their part to beat fascism by growing lettuce and tomatoes at home. Once the war ended, the homegrown gardens gave way to grass planted on former farmland, and the eco-nighmare lawnmowers invaded, like Patton.

Nowadays, efforts such as Heckman’s are part of a new push to achieve victory over the global scourge of rising temperatures and sea levels which has, despite the best efforts of the climate-change deniers, manifested in tangible impacts, such as the drowning of the Florida Keys and hundred-year storms that happen every three years.

For his part in this new war effort, Heckman installed a 1,500-gallon water tank that captures rainwater from his gutters and recirculates it throughout the property. The tank helps create the ground-level wetland that supports all measure of berries, fruits and veggies, stuff like jasmine, garlic and Pakistani black mulberries, and a plum tree that’s been grafted so several varieties grow from the main trunk.

Daily Acts’ offices are several blocks away from his homestead, and Heckman notes that you can see what his organization’s efforts have yielded. Most of the homes here in pretty Petaluma hew to standardized suburban practices of green lawns and mowers thereon, but every so often, there’s a wildflower outlier that’s been given over to an edible front yard.

“It was such a different world a decade ago,” he says.—Tom Gogola

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SONOMA BIOCHAR PROJECT

There is a substance that’s easy to make that could reverse the trend of global warming, increase plant production, retain water and eliminate the need for chemical fertilizers. No, it isn’t that magic extraterrestrial spice from Dune; it’s something everyone can make in their own backyard. It can be scaled up for large projects. It can even be made as a byproduct of energy production. It’s virtually unknown to most of the world. It’s biochar.

“It seems too good to be true,” says David Morell, former Environmental Protection Agency administrator and project manager of the Sonoma Biochar Project. “If it’s as good as its proponents say, why isn’t it used everywhere? And it feels like magic—we’re sequestering carbon, capturing energy, helping plants grow, saving the planet, yadda, yadda. And that makes something hard to sell.

“I’ve actually run seminars on this,” adds Morell. “‘If it’s such a good idea, why aren’t we doing more of it?’ The answer has to do with marketing.”

Let’s back up a step. First of all, what is biochar? It’s basically charcoal made from biomass like plants and trees that have been pyrolized—that is, burned at very high temperatures (650–930 degrees) without fire. “The heat drives off all the gasses that are in the wood, leaving pure, elemental carbon behind,” explains Morell. Carbon is retained much more efficiently through this process, and that sequestered carbon can be buried in the earth, where it retains about 80 percent of its carbon for at least a hundred years, according to Johannes Lehmann of Cornell University, one of the nation’s leading biochar scientists.

Lehmann theorizes that 10 to 12 percent of the world’s carbon emissions can be offset by replacing a slash-and-burn technique with slash-and-char, which would turn the waste plants into biochar through on-site pyrolisis units. So far, biochar has proven to be the most realistic—if not the only—carbon-negative energy production method we’ve ever known.

The idea of burying charred wood goes back to about 2,500 B.C.E., when indigenous peoples in the Amazon rainforest began making and burying primitive biochar to make the notoriously infertile soil better for growing crops. They didn’t worry about carbon sequestration, however. Atmospheric carbon dioxide has increased from 280 ppm in 1750 to 367 ppm in 1999, according to data from Cornell University, and the levels of today have not been exceeded at any time in the past 420,000 years.

But the data on biochar’s big four benefits—carbon sequestration, soil health, water conservation and energy production—only goes back about 15 or 20 years, says Morell. His work focuses largely on water retention, which he says has shown, in some cases, to be as high as 8 percent more than non-biochar soil.

The Sonoma Biochar Project kicked into gear with a $75,000 federal grant in October—which was matched by the Sonoma County Water Agency and by passionate experts like Morell and farms like Green String and Swallow Valley—to build the county’s first integrated biochar production system. It makes about 500 pounds of biochar per day, enough to just about cover a quarter-acre. Even with this breakthrough—they designed and built the unit from scratch to ensure minimal air emissions—they’re on “the low end” of biochar production. “It’s like buying a car that you have to crank on the front,” says Morell, adding that the top-tier units cost upwards of $250,000.

As for marketing, that’s something Raymond Baltar has been working on as director of the Sonoma Biochar Initiative, the nonprofit arm of the Sonoma Ecology Center which oversees the Sonoma Biochar Project. “There is not a huge market right now for biochar,” he says. “It’s growing, but it’s still pretty small compared to other soil amendments out there because it’s so new.”

For his MBA thesis at Dominican University, Baltar wrote a business plan for a gassification program at the Sonoma County landfill that also produced biochar. “We showed pretty conclusively that in order to make the project work you needed biochar and the electricity generation portion of it,” he says.

“Initially, I think, biochar caught wide attention because of the potential for carbon sequestration,” says Morell. “Putting carbon effectively into the ground is an attractive process. But the economics of that is near zero. In the U.S., we have no carbon credits. We have no ability to generate economic return from dealing with the planet’s climate challenge. That’s kinda crazy, but it’s true.”

One of the downsides raised about biochar is that if this is done at scale, people might start farming trees just to make biochar.

“But that might help carbon dioxide absorption anyway,” Baltar says.—Nicolas Grizzle

Climate Change

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Recently, we were scouting for outstanding climate-protection solutions that we could import here. We contacted communities nationwide that excel in reducing greenhouse gas emissions. We spoke with a person in the Washington, D.C., area who said, “You’re from Sonoma County? Why are you asking us about solutions? Everyone knows that Sonoma County is the leader.”

This reaction reinforces what we’ve heard for years. Sonoma County is known as the California of California, meaning that as California is the nation’s climate-protection leader, Sonoma County is California’s climate-protection leader. We can take pride that we inspire other communities.

Why is this happening here? I believe it’s because business people, policymakers and citizens care about more than themselves and what’s immediately in front of them. The evidence is everywhere from the extraordinary level of volunteerism to our climate leadership.

The most recent example is Sonoma Clean Power. The creation of this new public agency is the result of collaboration among government, business and the community over many years. Because California now has two successful “community choice” programs—Marin’s and Sonoma’s—the model is gaining momentum.

Some 12 other California communities are now starting up community choice programs. (But AB 2145 will limit consumer choice. Please check out www.no2145.org. )

Although we can take pride in Sonoma County’s accomplishments, we have a lot more to do to leave our children a life-sustaining planet. The concentration of greenhouse gas in the atmosphere continues to rise, increasing the blanket of heat-trapping gas that causes global weirding, such as the drought, Superstorm Sandy and other extreme weather events. We must keep pushing solutions commensurate with the scale of the crisis.

Please join us.

Ann Hancock is the co-founder and executive director of the Climate Protection Campaign. www.climateprotection.org.

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Debriefer: June 11, 2014

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VOTE. OR ELSE.

Last week’s primary election saw some dismally low percentages of people making it out to the polls—the worst ever, according to some reports.

Well, it’s a good thing Assemblywoman Mariko Yamada isn’t in charge, because all you non-voters would have gone to jail!

OK, that’s overstated. But Yamada, D-Davis, said in a recent interview that Americans might consider a compulsory-voting system similar to Australia’s.

Her suggestion came in the context of a discussion where Yamada lamented Supreme Court campaign-finance rulings, and voter-suppression efforts. Yamada noted that one solution to voter apathy would be to penalize non-voters, though she didn’t say what form the penalty would take. Australians can be fined for not voting in federal elections. Repeat offenders are forced to listen to Olivia Newton John records.

Yamada hasn’t offered any legislation, so stop freaking out, we were just talking. She is terming-out of Sacramento this November. We’ll be checking to see if she takes any fact-finding holiday trips to Australia.
—Tom Gogola

CHEESE POLICE

For centuries, the process of making cheese has involved aging the wheels on wooden racks. But thanks to a ruling last week by the FDA, the process of aging on wood may soon be outlawed.

“This could potentially shift the entire industry, nationally,” says Sheana Davis, owner of the Epicurean Connection cheese shop in Sonoma and producer of the city’s annual cheese industry conference. Many local cheese makers, like Matos St. George, Vella Cheese Co. and Bellwether Farms use wood to age their cheese.

The FDA cited several companies after an inspection of upstate New York cheese production facilities, prompting a request for clarification from state officials, who had been allowing the process of aging cheese on wood, as had cheese-friendly states like Wisconsin and California. The response from the FDA cites a rule requiring that food-making equipment be able to be adequately cleaned, and “wooden shelves or boards cannot be adequately cleaned and sanitized,” says the agency in a statement.

The government’s primary concern is the bacteria listeria. On March 11, the FDA suspended production at Roos Foods, Inc. due to an outbreak stemming from the company’s “Hispanic-style cheese products” that resulted in one death and at least eight infections.

Listeria is not the only microbe capable of growing on wooden cheese boards. In fact, many microbes that inhabit the cheese’s resting place are essential to the unique flavor and texture of a given cheese.

“It’s potentially pretty devastating to cheese makers,” says Gordon Edgar, San Francisco author of Cheesemonger: Life on the Wedge. “This is a tradition that’s been going on for, really, a thousand years.” New regulation might force cheese makers to change their recipes, and it could prove too expensive for small businesses to buy new equipment.

The FDA was reportedly in the process of issuing an updated statement to its ruling Tuesday, but details were not available before deadline. Calls to the USDA were not returned by press time.—Nicolas Grizzle

K&L Goes XL

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When Sebastopol’s Barlow development got underway last year, there was talk that downtown restaurants would suffer as the masses headed to the shiny new project and its ample parking. But if K&L Bistro was feeling any trepidation, you wouldn’t know it now. The 12-year-old restaurant just completed an extensive renovation, and the place looks reborn. Owners Karen and Lucas Martin (K&L, get it?) had long been eyeing the knitting shop next door. Thanks to an improving economy and a friendly landlord, they broke down the walls to add some needed space. The restaurant reopened
May 26.

The restaurant tripled in size and is now 3,200 square feet with space for a hundred diners. There’s a gorgeous, 26-foot-long copper bar (and a new full liquor license), an oyster bar, booth seating and outdoor dining. The tiny kitchen got an upgrade too.

The restaurant’s menu of bistro classics, however, remains largely the same, but there is now an eclectic bar menu (i.e., corned beef tongue sliders, Korean fried chicken, pork belly and watermelon salad) and nine craft beers on tap.

Is Lucas Martin worried about the Barlow siphoning away business?

K&L Bistro, 19 S. Main St., Sebastopol. 707.823.6614. klbistro.com.

Letters to the Editor: June 11, 2014

Why I Like You

The Bohemian is always a pleasure to read. I prefer hard copy to any online experience, and the quality of the paper, the layout and organization never fail to please. Yours is the only publication I look at that does not have typos, grammatical errors and ridiculously bad writing. Please take a look at SFGate.com and the Pacific Sun for thousands of bad examples of what I mean. The Bohemian is obviously staffed by intelligent people who care about producing a quality publication. When I open an issue, I know I am in good hands and will have a good time reading through all the thoughtful and accurate info. Thank you for the weekly pleasure.

Mill Valley

Climate-Friendly Food

I am delighted that the EPA has finally moved to abate the disastrous impacts of climate change by regulating carbon-dioxide emissions from power plants. But given the adverse reaction from the coal industry, the agency should have issued parallel regulations on emissions from meat-industry operations. Each state could then determine its own strategy for curbing greenhouse gases.

A 2006 U.N. report estimated that meat production accounts for 18 percent of man-made greenhouse gases. A 2009 article in the respected World Watch magazine suggested the contribution may be closer to 50 percent.

The meat industry generates carbon dioxide by burning forests to create animal pastures and by combustion of fossil fuels to confine, feed, transport and slaughter animals. The much more damaging methane and nitrous oxide are discharged from digestive tracts of cattle and from animal waste cesspools, respectively.

In the meantime, each of us can reduce the devastating effects of climate change every time we eat. Our local supermarket offers a rich variety of plant-based lunchmeats, hotdogs, veggie burgers and dairy-product alternatives, as well as ample selection of vegetables, fruits, grains and nuts. Product lists, easy recipes and transition tips are readily available online.

Santa Rosa

Share the Road

Assuming every motorist is a careless idiot, and getting out of their way will never shift bicyclists out of second-class citizenship (Open Mic, May 21)—this is a civil rights issue, as much as it is an issue about access to education, because transportation is vital to economic and social opportunities in this sprawling society. It’s also a health issue, since regular exercise while commuting would eradicate America’s obesity epidemic.

Sharing the public roads is possible without friction, but not without education. A motorist is legally required to provide three feet of clearance to cyclists in a traffic lane. That can be done without crossing double yellow lines by most cars. My 1983 bike route sign introduced both Share the Road, a meme gone national, and three feet clearance, now the law in 23 states, including California.

Sure, cyclists like the tech titan in Mill Valley and neon-clad crews blowing through stop signs and red lights give riders a bad name. But bicyclists aren’t killing 30,000 motorists a year, along with several hundred pedestrians and bicyclists.

The documented failure to charge motorists who’ve killed pedestrians or cyclists with their vehicle reflects the motor-vehicle bias of our entire transportation system. Engineered solutions, such as bike lanes and separate paths, have not increased safety over sharing existing roads legally and visibly. Education of motorists and cyclists on how to share the road has been squeezed out by engineering costs for separate but unequal bike facilities. The carnage in crosswalks demonstrates pedestrians’ need for traffic-calming and pedestrian-friendly sidewalks.

Stinson Beach

Open Our Hospital

My husband and I attended our first Palm Drive Hospital community meeting and came away delighted. The Open Our Hospital campaign created by the allied physicians of Palm Drive and the Palm Drive Health Care Foundation makes sense on a business level. It is so refreshing to see fiscal responsibility embraced. Spending wise money by hiring professionals with successful track records such as nationally recognized hospital-turnaround expert Terry Newmyer is a good move. His excellent presentation showed various cutting-edge ideas to make Palm Drive the state-of-the-art hospital our community can get behind.

Imagine marketing a “no wait” emergency room. St. Helena Hospital did this with great success. Imagine our already in-place, award-winning stroke and orthopedic surgery specialists turning Palm Drive into a “destination hospital.”

I’m excited by the possibilities and I want to be involved. The difference now is that rather than feeling pity for a dead horse being beaten, I can envision the jewel just waiting to be polished within those hospital walls.

Susan Bendinelli

Sebastopol

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Certified Delicious

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IIn the middle of a lecture on the second day of class for the new crop of Green String Institute interns, pioneering farmer, gardener and teacher Bob Cannard slams his fist on the handmade picnic table that serves as the outdoor classroom.

“First week of June, yellow wax beans, because I pay attention to nature!” Not one of the dozen of so students is surprised or concerned at this outburst—in fact, about half crack a knowing smile.

Cannard rose to fame in the farming community with Alice Waters, founder of Berkeley’s celebrated Chez Panisse restaurant. Cannard continues to provide produce to the restaurant. Like Waters, Cannard cares deeply about how food is grown, pushing him to create his own “beyond organic” certification label, Green String Certified.

“We don’t do anything non-organic, but we can’t use the o-word,” says Cannard. “We can’t afford to be certified, and we’re not inclined to get the blue stamp of the federales as a tattoo on our right cheek.”

To certify the 140-acre Petaluma farm, which includes several acres of vineyards with partner Bob Cline, would cost about $200,000 annually and require four full-time administrative staff, says Cannard. Not just that, but farms can’t claim to be above the standard set by the government. “You can’t have anything that claims that you’re better than organic,” says Cannard. “That’s unconstitutional.”

Instead, he self-certifies. “It’s based upon our integrity. You can believe us or not believe, it’s up to you.” He says it’s a workaround that he hopes will catch on with other small farms.

Cannard’s reverence for the soil and plants is almost spiritual. His respect for nature is evident in his gardening methods, which includes leaving many weeds to grow among his crops.

“One of the elements of physical completeness [of plants] is nutritional soundness,” he says. “Another element is etheric sweetness. It had everything that it needed so that it can be a most wonderful kind of plant, whatever plant that it is.

A well-grown eggplant is a tremendous example,” he adds. “A beautifully grown and perfectly ripe eggplant is the only fruit that I’ve ever picked that, once harvested, will for a few seconds vibrate with happiness in your hand. Just shimmers.” After a pause, he adds, “Literally.”

That intensity and knowledge draws in students every three months to participate in the Green String Institute’s internship program. The current session of curious cultivators will live, eat and work on the farm for one season. Rebecca Winters, a 33-year-old 2013 graduate of the Green String Institute, came to California from Brooklyn, where she was a successful graphic designer. “There’s nothing here that’s not intense,” she says, referring to life on the farm—as well as the flavor of the produce.

Top-tier restaurants know this and use that intensity to their plates’ advantage. Petaluma’s Central Market, Wishbone and Thistle Meats all routinely shop at Green String Farm for things like veggies, fruit and eggs. And it’s not just for their customers.

“A lot of chefs shop here for their homes,” says Winters.

Green String Farm’s store is open daily 10am to 6pm. 3571 Old Adobe Road, Petaluma. 707.778.7500.

Warped Beers Are Magic

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Isn’t beer refreshing?

In the sense that, if you mention “orange wine,” which has nothing to do with oranges, mind you, be prepared for a maelstrom of controversy. Brew a beer with actual oranges—just because you can—and the response is more likely to be “Yeah!” Name the beer “Unicorns Are Real,” and it’s “Hell yeah!” Now that’s refreshing.

The unicorn theme is one of those obscure 1980s references that, according to employees at Noah and Mirjam Bolmer’s Warped Brewing Company taproom in Sebastopol, may or may not be revealed in due time. Meanwhile, Warped has become such a popular hangout that hours have been extended to seven days a week, even while the small bar seats fewer than 10, plus a few patio tables overlooking the Barlow retail district, which filled up quickly on a recent Friday afternoon by 5pm.

The theme is nothing like that of Barley and Hops, the popular Occidental tavern that the Bolmers also operate. Painted deep blue, with Pac Man–themed fermentation tanks, it’s all 1980s arcade games here. Remember Michael Jackson’s Moonwalk—the game? I don’t, either.

There’s no food for sale at Warped, although a bar of soap ($7) made from their beer by a third party smells so malty and sweet that one might be tempted to dig in after a flight ($9) of four samples, each 6 ounces. Quite a value.

Unicorns Are Magic is an orange-infused pale ale with a cult following, although it’s only in its second batch. The first was made with blood oranges stewed into the mash tun; the second, with Cara Cara navel oranges. But it has none of the overt fruity flavors, say, of some apricot ales. “That wasn’t the intent,” says assistant brewer Mark LaGris. Instead, it’s got a malty, cracked grain note, and a sort of distant, orangey inflection to the dry ale flavor.

Orbital Outrage, a California steam beer, is a warm-fermented lager that is frankly a bit more fruity than the Unicorn. Pixelated Porter has an ultra-burnt malt aroma, and is more smoky than chocolatey. For me, the champion is Crash of ’83 IPA—hella more fruity than the Unicorn, due to the dry-hopped addition of key hop varieties. There’s an almost butterscotchy richness underling the fruity hops, and while not drying, it’s not cloyingly sweet, either. This is a delightful IPA, served in a no-frills, fun place by folks enthused about their product. I hope that Warped earns extra lives.

Warped Brewing Co., 6790 McKinley St. #190, Sebastopol. Open daily, 1:30–9pm. 707.829.2061.

Die Hard

In Edge of Tomorrow, brass-hatted communications officer William Cage (Tom Cruise) stupidly angers his CO, Gen. Brigham (Brendan Gleeson), who is preparing D-Day II against Fortress Europe. The continent is occupied by alien “mimics”—giant Rastafarian wigs made out of barbed wire, spinning around at high speeds like a carnival eggbeater ride.

Busted down to private, Cruise is the new meat in a death sandwich, militarily exo-skeletoned but killed instantly on the Normandy beachhead. He comes back to life to relive the events, this time with some extra knowledge of how to survive. Shortly after a number of deaths, Cage meets Rita (Emily Blunt) a celebrity ace of the war, the so-called Angel of Verdun; that WWI battlefield was the site of a rare defeat for the frightwigs. Minimalist acting on Blunt’s part; she emotes believable trauma, without being all that interesting.

Director Doug Liman’s straightforward mashup of Groundhog Day and Starship Troopers, taken from a highly derivative Japanese novel, has one strong virtue: it’s close to Harry Harrison’s parody of Robert Heinlein, Bill, the Galactic Hero, complete with mean fellow soldiers, defective equipment and bloodthirsty sarges. (Bill Paxton, excellent, is set to take over any R. Lee Ermey parts.) Another virtue is the spirited finale in a post-apocalyptic Louvre—heads up Arc du Carrousel!

Early mysteries leads to cast-iron plot points, obvious solutions and the unlikely rational explanation for Cage’s “slightly different day, same shit.” Some find Groundhog Day deep, but there isn’t delve-worthy material here. The tomorrow we can forecast is one where movies devolve into shooter games. Edge of Tomorrow‘s manifold deaths and reboots give that ominously huge gamer audience the pleasure they weren’t getting in the cinema: the aspect of being able to reset and play again.

‘Edge of Tomorrow’ opens Friday, June 13, across the North Bay.

It’s a Hoot

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Even though the North Bay Hootenanny is a year-round, multi-venue endeavor that promotes local acts and good music, most people still associate the name with the Hootenanny’s annual weekend party held at the Arlene Francis Center in Santa Rosa.

It began five years ago as a one-day bash, though the weekend expanded into two days of music a few years back. Now Hootenanny founder Josh Windmiller is going even further by adding a third day and hosting multiple stages for this year’s show running June 13–15.

“This event is where the spirit of the Hootenanny is really evident,” says Windmiller. “Everything’s happening at the same time.”

The jam-packed days of music feature two stages, with bands in both the larger brick room and the smaller saloon stage playing near the bar. It’s not an event about headliners as much as it is a communal get-together “for the bands as much as the audience,” remarks Windmiller. Along with the stages, there’s a jam room where impromptu collaborations are encouraged. There is also dancing and lessons in the Arlene Francis Center’s classroom and family-friendly activities throughout.

With a strong slant toward roots and Americana, the Hootenanny includes a wide variety of North Bay and Bay Area musicians. Friday sees popular acts like the Dixie Giants and Ring of Truth, and it also features Santa Rosa indie folk punk band Rags, who Windmiller refers to as “one of the best kept secrets in the North Bay.”

Saturday is a full afternoon and night of music with more local favorites like Frankie Boots & the County Line playing alongside soon-to-be favorites like San Francisco’s Heartache Sisters and the Corner Store Kids, a band that Windmiller says learned their trade playing a lot of late-night house shows.

Sunday is it’s own beast, an afternoon Windmiller is calling the “Hooligan Street Fair,” with six marching bands taking over the lot outside the center, including the Chaotic Noise Marching Corps and the Ten Men Brass Band, both of whom are currently touring their way up to the Honk Fest West in Seattle. It’s a dizzying amount of good music, and sure to bring out big crowd.

“These events are about the joy of discovery,” says Windmiller. “There’s a special energy that pops up here, one that really resonates with people.”

Slow Gherkin Reunites for NYC Show, Announces Phoenix Theater Date

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Still wearing that same Oxford T-shirt after all these years!
After 10 years of touring the world, Santa Cruz ska band Slow Gherkin called it quits in 2002. The group was immensely popular in their time, playing to crowds of hundred of hair-dyed, skankin’ skaters and giving high school band kids who played saxophone at Friday night football games something “cool” to aspire to. But since their last gig in 2002, Slow Gherkin has played precisely two shows: one was three years ago in Santa Cruz, and one just last week a the Rock Shop in New York City. And the big news: the band says they will be playing in December at the Phoenix Theater in Petaluma.
Slow Gherkin was one of the best ska bands at a time when fellow skankers the Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Less than Jake, Goldfinger and Reel Big Fish were all over the airwaves, both on radio and television (remember when MTV shows music videos?). They were one of the top acts in the Bay Area, relentlessly touring for six years and gaining a following across the country as well as in Europe throughout the ’90s. “Trapped Like Rats in Myers Flats,” from their second album, Shed Some Skin, is still a singalong hit, as shown by their sold-out New York performance. And to this day, their version of Hava Nagila is one of the best tracks on my “These Songs Will Make Everyone Dance” playlist.
They wrote really good songs, not just fun, dancy teenage punk diddies with poppy, upstrummed guitar. If stripped down to acoustic guitar and voice, they’d be the best song of the night at any cafe’s open mic session. Their lyrics are deep and music moving; songs stands up to any by those who made it really big, and it always felt like it would just take that one catchy lick, that one un-erasable melody to cement Slow Gherkin’s place in music lore.
But, alas, they remain mostly a local memory for Bay Area music lovers who grew up in the Clinton era. Do these two shows in one year—double what they’ve played in the 13 years leading up to this point—signal a full-fledged reunion? One can only hope. But one thing’s sure: if you plan to attend their December show at the Phoenix Theater, it might be good to start polishing those Doc Martins now—they’re probably pretty dusty.

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Slow Gherkin Reunites for NYC Show, Announces Phoenix Theater Date

After 10 years of touring the world, Santa Cruz ska band Slow Gherkin called it quits in 2002. The group was immensely popular in their time, playing to crowds of hundred of hair-dyed, skankin' skaters and giving high school band kids who played saxophone at Friday night football games something “cool” to aspire to. But since their last gig...
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