Letters to the Editor: September 24, 2014

An Omission?

Omission beer (“Free Beer,” Sept. 17) is more than slightly controversial. Despite the posted test results on the Omission website, the reason that it cannot be labeled gluten-free is because the gluten content cannot be verified; the test they use is not scientifically validated for this type of use. The regulatory agencies (FDA and TTB) have spent quite a bit of time researching the topic before coming to that conclusion. Scientists and doctors recommend that people with celiac disease avoid Omission beer. However, media stories like this one give the impression that it’s just a regulatory quirk that it cannot be labeled gluten-free and that it’s actually safe for everyone. For more information, visit www.celiaccommunity.org/confusion-over-omission.

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Never Forget Craig Tasley

I enjoyed your timely piece “Alt.beer: North Bay Brewers Think Outside the Hops” (Sept. 17), but I suspect Brendan Moylan, too, would be confounded by your omission of (the late) Craig Tasley as cofounder of Larkspur’s Marin Brewing Company in 1989.

Kentfield

Fork Roadhouse

I love the food they offer from the truck (“Fork in the Road,” Sept. 17). I send all good luck to them at the new spot. It is a great little location. They just need a draw: good food for affordable prices. We will be there when it opens!

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Ring of Steel

The U.S. talks about promoting peace and freedom and democracy, while it’s occupying Afghanistan and Iraq and spreading democracy at gunpoint. One Western reporter said, “We haven’t brought democracy to Iraq. We’ve brought blood, killing and death!” Another pointed out that “the United States is bringing ‘democracy’ to Iraq on the same terms that Russia imposed its mandate on Chechnya, a region which has Iraq’s future written in its rubble.” Human-rights activists in the Middle East say they can’t even use the word “democracy” anymore—it’s become a dirty word because of what people have seen going on in Iraq.

Maybe other nations would have a little more respect for the U.S. if they saw it promoting freedom and human rights and democracy among its allies. “Now listen up, you Saudis and Kuwaitis. You need to cut out the beheadings and the amputations, allow women to vote and permit more religious freedom. And you Israelis, you’ve been occupying Palestinian lands for more than 60 years now and your own Arab citizens are second-class slaves who live in poverty. You need to shape up and allow more human rights! And while you’re at it, we think you should get rid of some or all of your hundreds of nukes, because they’re a menace to peace in the region!”

There are American troops and bases in 138 countries around the world, and Americans have established bases in
37 of those countries since 9-11.
It’s an American ring of steel around
the world!

Palo Alto

Dept. of Corrections

Because of a reporting error, the story on Waldorf education that ran Aug. 13 (“The Digital Divide”) misstated the professional background of two sources in the story.

Jamie Lloyd was a teacher at the Sebastopol Independent Charter School before he came to Summerfield Waldorf School and Farm. He was not, as the article states, an educator at Summerfield. He has been an administrator at Summerfield for the past year.

Will Stapp was previously an administrator at the Live Oak Charter School in Petaluma. He was incorrectly identified as having come to his present post at the Marin Waldorf School from the Novato Charter School.

Also, in the story “Tank to Trough”
(Sept. 17), Seth Wood’s name was misspelled.

We regret the errors, and have corrected the online versions of these stories.

Quivering in shame

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Abracadabra

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‘Do you believe in magic?” is painted in large black letters against a white wall at the entrance to Shuffles Magical Ice Cream Shoppe.

These words are the first thing that’s visible upon entering the parlor, the latest establishment in a newly burgeoning Seventh Street food scene that’s blooming in the heart of downtown Santa Rosa. The words are just large enough to be seen from the street, a bold invitation to passersby.

As I pull open the glass doors, I know that, surely, the message is there for the adults who enter Shuffles, as every kid young enough to know better bolts straight to the large central counter of flavorful ice cream offerings or to the adjacent area where they’ll find no shortage of sleight-of-hand surprises. Some of the kids don’t know what to enjoy first.

Shuffles Ice Cream Shoppe presents an old-fashioned notion with its hand-made ice cream and head-scratching illusions, like a welcomed return to classic vaudevillian fun. Housed in the former location of recent clubs like Seven UltraLounge and Society: Culture House, just off of the main drag of Mendocino Avenue, Shuffles is bringing a much-needed family element back to the neighborhood, and on a weekend night in Santa Rosa, there’s an enthusiastic crowd of young and old alike, buying up scoops and sundaes served with attentive duty and enjoying the on-hand entertainment and supplies at the magic counter, where wands and white gloves invite curious customers to pick a card, any card.

Shuffles is owned and operated by husband-and-wife team John-Paul and Cambria Scirica. John-Paul is a professional magician who worked with the late John E. King, who was the original owner of the old Mostly Magic Shop in Santa Rosa.

When not crafting culinary delights and wowing customers with close-up illusions, Shuffles offers workshops and classes for young budding magicians, and will begin presenting monthly dinner shows that pair three-course meals with magic, set to premiere on Nov. 8. Shuffles will also present weekly kids magic shows on Saturday mornings.

So what about the ice cream? Made entirely on the premises and from local ingredients, it takes Scirica about half a day to complete each batch. In addition to the traditional flavors, he has been experimenting with unusual flavors and combinations.

I had a bright and tangy balsamic strawberry swirl, with chunks of berries complementing the rich complexities of the syrupy vinaigrette. I also tasted a very creamy double fudge and bacon scoop, with crispy, salty bites of bacon mixed into the well-balanced chocolate. Other standouts included a dizzyingly sweet pralines and cream and a bold black and tan flavor that pushed the envelope, with addictive results. There are also gluten-free baked goods, Italian ices and smoothies.

Perhaps most surprising about this magical ice cream shop is the level of sophistication being displayed within the seemingly simple, kid-friendly fun.

Shuffle’s Magical Ice Cream Shoppe, 528 Seventh St., Santa Rosa. Open Monday–Thursday, noon–10pm; Friday; noon–11pm; Saturday, noon–11pm. 707.544.3535.

Going Big

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The inspiration for Karl Denson’s latest album, New Ammo, came from a seemingly unlikely source: an early film from grindhouse director Russ Meyer.

The San Diego–based saxophonist and songwriter was turned on to the soundtrack for Meyer’s largely unknown exploitation film Cherry, Harry & Raquel! by his vinyl-collecting bassist Chris Stillwell, and was intrigued by the funky, dirty jazz of the score. Working a bombastic arrangement of the song “Grenadiers,” Denson and his band, the Tiny Universe, transformed the playfully steamy tune into the opening track of the record.

“We’ve always been interested in old things to cover,” says Denson in an interview. “I really depended on Chris [Stilwell] to find these tunes, since he’s such a record hunter. In doing this, I also realized big orchestration was something I wanted to do more of.”

To that effect, Denson went big for New Ammo, enlisting a troupe of horn players to attach a big band sound to these gritty grooves culled from the past. Other tracks from cult film scores pop up on New Ammo, including “The Duel,” a densely layered melody from the 1970 biker film C.C. & Company.

New Ammo also features a slew of more current pop covers. “Sure Shot,” originally a Beastie Boys track, is treated to a funky, flute-powered performance. Songs by Cold War Kids and the White Stripes also get the Denson treatment, along with a host of original tunes.

Released in February of this year, New Ammo is a record heralded for its compelling new formulas on Denson’s routinely roots and jazz music. For the past 30 years, Denson has performed in a variety of outfits, including Lenny Kravitz’s band, and recently has appeared alongside reggae funk band Slightly Stoopid, who insisted on releasing New Ammo on their own label, Stoopid Records.

With Denson’s own longstanding project, Tiny Universe, he gets the chance to switch things up at his whim, and this week Denson comes to North Bay with a new
set of music and featured players for two nights at Sweetwater Music Hall.

“I started playing guitar a couple of years ago,” says Denson. “In that process, I decided to bring more strings to the band, and we’re doing more stuff that’s pointed toward the blues.”

With that in mind, Denson has recruited master slide guitar player Roosevelt Collier to accompany the band. Collier, a Florida native, is renowned for his lightning-fast work in his own family band, the Lee Boys, and this week he puts the pedal steel to the metal when he joins the Tiny Universe for a contagious feel-good time.

Witch’s Brew

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John Van Druten’s 1950 comedy Bell, Book and Candle cast a spell on audiences when it first materialized on Broadway, spinning the tale of a New York publisher who falls for a sexy witch.

Unfortunately, the play’s magic has faded over the years, due mainly to the somewhat racist, sexist material in the original script, so Van Druten’s comedy is rarely performed. In other words, Bell, Book and Candle is ripe for reinvention.

Now playing at Spreckels Performing Arts Center, the show has undergone a bit of a shape-shift, thanks to director Thomas Chapman. Keeping the central characters and story, he’s excised most of the offending language and taken a swipe at updating the material, moving the tale from 1950s New York to the modern day.

The updates, however, seem a little too little, and are often confusing, placing cell phones in the hands of characters who still, when forced to use a land line, end up calling the operator to ask to be connected. References to the Kinsey Reports and HUAAC stick out distractingly as leftovers from the 1950s and call attention to the fact that the script is overlong (it was originally performed in three acts), overwritten and undercooked.

What makes it more than watchable is a strong cast and an energetic production that has amped up the magic effects, working on a magnificent set in the intimate Condiotti theater. Gillian (Liz Jahren, a gale-level force of nature here) is an emotionally stormy but extremely powerful witch who’s learned to use her powers more discreetly than her eccentric aunt, Queenie (Mary Gannon Graham, a frothy, giddy delight), and her morally flexible brother, Nicky (Peter Warden, blending hamminess with an edge of danger).

To help capture the amorous attentions of upstairs neighbor Shep Henderson (Larry Williams, bringing a nicely grounded energy to a relatively straight role), Gillian summons the witch-chasing anthropologist Sidney Redlitch-Fong (a hysterical David Yen), whom Shep hopes to sign to a lucrative publication deal.

The further Gillian falls for Shep the more complicated her family relationships become, resulting in a series of semi-madcap shenanigans—and a big choice for Gillian. Though the thin, long, unwieldy script does cut into the fun, the cast has a blast turning it all into something magical—and magic, it turns out, in the right hands, can be seriously contagious.

Rating (out of 5): ★★★½

Great Music, Great Cause

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Now in its seventh year, EarleFest returns for an afternoon of spirited Americana music performed on the family-farm property where the Earle Baum Center resides.

Serving people with sight loss, the center has packed its annual benefit with a blend of local musicians and nationally touring acts, and this year, Portland troubadour Todd Snider headlines the event.

A popular singer-songwriter since his emergence in the ’90s, Snider has recently expanded on his witty, crowd-pleasing tunes by fronting the newly formed jam-band supergroup Hard Working Americans. The band also features cult folk heroes like Neal Casal of the Chris Robinson Brotherhood and Dave Schools of Widespread Panic, and their self-titled debut album, released January of this year, hit the top spot on iTunes. This fall, the band takes the show on the road, but not before Snider comes to Earle Fest for an intimate and freewheeling set.

Also at EarleFest this year is a new collection of North Bay folk musicians assembled especially for the event. The Great Idea Band speaks for itself, featuring Frankie Boots, John Courage, David Luning, Corinne West and others sharing the stage. The Brothers Comatose and the Blues Broads also play the main stage, while Spark & Whisper and One Grass, Two Grass, Red Grass, Bluegrass take up the second stage, ensuring a nonstop afternoon of tunes.

EarleFest happens on Saturday, Sept. 27, at the Earle Baum Center, 4539 Occidental Road, Santa Rosa. Doors open at 11am.
$35–$40. 707.523.3222.

Fighting for a Living Wage

A local coalition of labor, faith, environmental and community organizations publicly recently unveiled a countywide living wage ordinance and an independent study of its costs and benefits. We plan to propose this ordinance to the Sonoma County Board of Supervisors later this fall.

The proposed law will mandate an hourly wage of $15 for all workers employed by the county, county contractors and private employers receiving public subsidies or leasing property from the county. Our ordinance will benefit more than 5,000 low-wage workers, such as park aids, animal-care assistants, security guards and home-care providers. We believe this is a good first step in addressing inequality and working poverty in our county.

Last year, the bottom 41 percent of county households earned less than $50,000, and 28 percent—almost one-third—of county residents were working poor and belonged to a family that earned less than $44,100 a year, according to the report The State of Working Sonoma County 2013. And, as the same report points out, half of the jobs created in our county in the next four years will pay less than $15 an hour.

Our coalition—which includes North Bay Jobs with Justice, the North Bay Labor Council, the North Bay Organizing Project, the Sierra Club and Sonoma County Conservation Action—believes that the county government can turn us from this race to the bottom by utilizing taxpayer dollars to fund good, family-sustaining jobs here in our community.

More than 140 cities and counties around the country have already implemented living wage ordinances. That includes the cities of Sebastopol (in 2003), Sonoma (2004) and Petaluma (2006). Our county can and should do the same.

That’s why we’re organizing town hall meetings in each supervisor’s district in early October, reaching out to a broad array of constituencies, and planning mass actions later in the fall. Join us.

Visit us at northbayjobswithjustice.org to learn more and endorse our ordinance.

Luis Santoyo-Mejía is lead organizer for North Bay Jobs with Justice.

Open Mic is a weekly feature in the ‘Bohemian.’ We welcome your contribution. To have your topical essay of 350 words considered for publication, write [email protected].

Doubly Good

Craig Johnson’s pretty-much-perfect The Skeleton Twins is about the reunion of a brother and sister. When they were young, their father committed suicide. Shortly afterward, their mother (Joanna Gleason) fled the wreckage to become a New Age charlatan in Sedona, Ariz.

Milo (Bill Hader) has just returned from Los Angeles for the first time in 10 years, hopelessly concealing his career as an actor-turned-waiter. Maggie (Kristen Wiig) is trying to keep a lid on her personal problems—mainly, a tendency to be a pushover for other men, even though she’s married to the too-nice Lance (Luke Wilson), who’s counting the days until she gets pregnant and he can become a dad.

The two lead performers have been on each other’s wavelength for years on SNL. And director Johnson gives them luxurious amounts of time to show what they can do. Just as Wiig and Hader’s rapport is marvelous to watch, it’s surprising how much the cinematographer Reed Morano excels on what must be a low budget. The locations here are suffused with slight mist—it’s Nyack, N.Y., sitting in for upstate, college-town New Hampshire. You have it both ways, enjoying the hundred little quaintnesses of the town, while registering the ambient disenchantment.

And Wiig is stunning. The small, wry mouth twists beautifully with embarrassment, drunkenness and remorse. No one now—maybe no one ever—is as good with the big wince as Wiig.

In most markets, The Skeleton Twins will share its opening day with the almost look-alike This Is Where I Leave You. But there, the emphasis is on foaling the next generation.

The trailer’s big laugh about a couple overheard having sex: “Put a baby in me!” Moral: no matter how dysfunctional the milieu, a woman’s one road to happiness is getting her eggs fertilized pronto. Accept no substitutes: The Skeleton Twins has the feeling and humor and the heart.

‘The Skeleton Twins’ opens Thursday, Sept. 25, at Summerfield Cinemas,
551 Summerfield Rd. Santa Rosa. 707.522-0719.

Dinner Reading

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Dinner and a movie is classic night out, but how about dinner and a book?

Santa Rosa’s excellent Spinster Sisters restaurant is hosting an ongoing series of prix fixe meals paired with authors reading from their books. The events are a partnership with Corte Madera’s Book Passage. The meals are inspired by the night’s featured cookbook, and the price of the meal ($95) includes tax, wine and a copy of the featured book. That’s a pretty good deal, and, not surprisingly, all previous events have sold out.

“It’s a pretty exciting proposition,” says Giovanni Cerrone, general manager and partner at the restaurant. “It’s more than a book presentation.”

The next three events look particularly good. Jean-Pierre and Denise Moullé will present their cookbook French Roots on
Oct. 8. The book features French and California recipes from Moullé, longtime executive chef at Chez Panisse and his wife, both natives of France.

On Nov. 2, the restaurant will feature the authors of The Pollan Family Table—Corky, Tracy, Lori and Dana. The book features a forward by good food patriarch Michael Pollan.

Then on Nov. 12 chef Sean Brock will appear for a presentation and a talk about his new book, Heritage. Brock is a South Carolina–based chef who runs McCrady’s and Husk restaurants.

For reservations, call Book Passage at 415.927.0960. The Spinster Sisters is located at 401 S. A St., Santa Rosa. 707.528.7100.

Almost Legal

West Marin medical-marijuana activist Jacqueline Patterson was born with cerebral palsy and started using cannabis while she was still in her teens to help a severe stuttering problem.

Born in the Midwest, Patterson took a rocky path to Marin County and full-time cannabis activism. She was sexually assaulted in Kansas City about 15 years ago, got pregnant as a result of the rape and moved home to Iowa, where her mother lives. The plan was to stay with Mom, have the baby, put it up for adoption.

Then in her early 20s, Patterson started going to college to study rape, its causes and how to prevent it. Her discovery: “You have to end the drug war to prevent rape,” she says. “Cannabis makes for a less violent society.”

Vindication would come years later, as she watched unfolding legalization dramas in Washington and Colorado—and the acceptance of medical cannabis in nearly half the country. Now California is set to vote on legalization in 2016 through a proposed referendum.

“Domestic violence rates are going down in states where cannabis is at least medically available,” says Patterson, citing a growing body of available research, “and they are going down a lot where it is recreationally available.”

Years ago, the news wasn’t so rosy for Patterson. After giving her child up for adoption, she got married and had another child—only to lose custody over her medical-marijuana use.

California was a different story, especially when she wrecked her car, says Patterson. “It was really freeing to know that I was finally in a place where my human rights were respected,” she says. “I feel safe not only in my community but with the people in my community who are entrusted to keep the order.”

Part of Patterson’s work involves helping patients with severe medical conditions relocate to California, a sort of underground railroad. But as she learned, in California, some safe havens are safer from police harassment than others. She’s experienced different degrees of law-enforcement engagement as an approved medical marijuana user, disparities that state lawmakers have repeatedly failed to address.

This year, a dispensaries bill sponsored by the League of California Cities and the California Police Chiefs Association showed some promise—it would have created a set of medical marijuana regulations, until a flurry of last-minute tough-on-crime amendments tanked it.

“Police around the state are all over the map, and they don’t always correspond to what the public wants,” says Dale Gieringer, director of California NORML, the legalization advocacy group.

Bill Piper, director of national affairs for the Washington, D.C.–based Drug Policy Alliance says that the two biggest concerns raised by the public around marijuana are that it wastes police resources and creates a punishment regime that goes far beyond the crime.

Patterson has interacted with Santa Rosa city police, the Marin County Sheriff’s Department and California state police. The encounters, she says, range from pleasant to professional to rude.

“I’ve been pulled over in Santa Rosa, and I still feel like I’m being treated like a criminal because of that treatment,” says Patterson. “Whereas I wrecked my car on Lucas Valley Road in Marin County and the highway patrol officer who came to the scene was like, ‘Ma’am, I just want you to know that I can see the marijuana in your purse, and I don’t care.'”

Santa Rosa has had “irrationally tight medical marijuana restrictions every since [dispensaries] settled there,” says Gieringer.

The Santa Rosa Police Department did not return calls for comment.

For an exercise in contrast, see adjacent Sebastopol, he says, where the mayor owns the local dispensary. “If you have Robert Jacobs in your city establishing a dispensary, it makes for much more alignment [between law enforcement and the public] than if you have some rogue pirate guy who doesn’t have roots in the area opening a dispensary in Santa Rosa,” says Gieringer.

Still, California stands at the tipping point of what some call the next big civil rights battle. Several states have legalization measures on the ballot in 2015, but legalization proponents say the real action is going to be the year after.

“I consider 2016 the potential game-over year because that’s when you are looking at California,” says Piper. “We’ve reached the tipping point.”

The proof, says Piper, is to be found, of all places, in the Republican-controlled House of Representatives. This year, the House voted five times on bills that would keep the federal government from meddling with states’ pot policies.

Also this year, 18 congressman (including North Bay representative Jared Huffman) sent a letter to President Barack Obama asking for his support in rescheduling or declassifying cannabis from its “schedule 1” status, which says the drug has no medical value whatsoever.

Symbolic gestures, yes. Yet as Piper says, “Members of Congress like to jump in front of a parade, but first you have to build the parade. We’ve built it.”

The Trimmer Trade

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“This is like the calm before the storm,” says Lisa wearily as she takes a few comforting puffs of her piña-colada-flavored e-cigarette.

It is an uncharacteristically quiet Saturday afternoon in the west Sonoma County restaurant where Lisa, 27, works as waitress. After her smoke break, she emerges from the kitchen and makes her way to the dining room, brushing off her apron and methodically running her fingers through her hair to effect a look of calculated casual. “When it’s totally slow like this, I’m thinking to myself, ‘Yay, I might make $20 today!’ That’s why I do the other thing.”

That “other thing” is working as a bud trimmer in the county’s thriving marijuana industry. As the harvest season for outdoor-grown pot ramps up, bud trimmers like Lisa are in demand. They groom buds for market, trimming off stray leaves and stems.

Because of the illegal nature of much of the pot business, it’s difficult to gauge the size of this labor-intensive sector of the marijuana economy, but the work represents a significant source of under-the-radar revenue for local and migrant workers alike. According to a widely cited report by ArcView, a marijuana trade group, the state’s industry is valued at $980 million. And as many people who live in Sonoma County know, there is a vast amount of weed grown here, and all that pot needs to be trimmed.

OFF TO WORK

Eva, 61, stocks her mini Igloo cooler with coconut water, organic Fuji apples, two peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and a yerba mate drink for energy. She knows it’s going to be another long day, at least 12 hours, and she comes prepared.

“The drive along the coast is gorgeous,” she says. At one point in her two-hour drive to her job as a trimmer, she stops for a mocha at her favorite spot, where they put homemade whipped cream on top. Upon arriving at work, she has to get out of her four-wheel vehicle to open two gates. After the second gate, she lets her dog, Rosebud, out to run the long stretch of road that leads to the main property.

The home itself looks as though it’s been carved out of wood by hand. Yellowing posters pinned to the wall promote concerts that have long come and gone. Curtis, the longtime proprietor of the enterprise, sits comfortably in the sunroom sucking rather fiercely on a large joint attached to a roach clip, itself attached to a long-stick; he looks a little like an aristocrat smoking from a cigarette holder.

Eva greets Curtis and assesses the work ahead of her. She places her Red Rooster scissors in a clay jar filled with rubbing alcohol, puts her reading glasses on and sifts through the lawn bag of marijuana buds that Curtis has laid before her. Eva needs to make at least $200 to replace two spent tires on her car. She looks at the clock behind her, which reads 9:10am. Curtis pays by the hour, not the pound.

A recent article in High Times listed “trimmer” as the No. 1 job in the booming pot industry. Considering that marijuana is now legal in Colorado and Washington state, and legal for medicinal use in 23 states in addition to Washington, D.C., it’s not surprising that there’s increasing need for nimble fingers to shape weeds into buds.

“Trimmer is a very popular job in the marijuana industry, and will become even more popular as more states legalize marijuana for medical and/or recreational use,” says Colby Ayres, marketing manager for Hemp American Media Group, which owns and operates one of the many employment agencies that list legal jobs in the pot business. “Most dispensaries and cultivation centers need multiple trimmers to properly trim the large quantities of marijuana being produced.”

Ayres says the qualifications are basic: trimmers must be 18 years or older, must pass a background check and must not have any felonies. Some dispensaries and cultivation centers hire experienced trimmers only. While the demand for trimmers in the legal and medicinal sectors is high, there’s also demand in the illegal sector.

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STARTING OUT

Casey worked as trimmer but got out of it 14 years ago.

“I think I was one of the only people in the business who did not smoke pot,” she says, as she opens a packet of Stevia and pours it into her latte. “It just wasn’t my thing.”

She works “full-time-ish” in the restaurant business, but at one time, she worked Monday through Friday as a trimmer for a major grower and dealer in Marin County.

“I actually got the job through my mother,” Casey says. “My parents were in the pot business as long as I can remember. My dad was a dealer back in the day, the ’70s–’80s. He got out of it in the early ’90s and gave it over to my mother. She knew ‘Alex’ from the business, and he told her that he needed trimmers. I needed a job at the time, so I started trimming.”

Lisa makes a quick exit through the restaurant doors en route to her car. “Oh, man, I’m so fucking glad that is over,” she yells. After what turned out to be a busy night, Lisa is ready to go home. She opens the car door and sinks into the driver seat with a deep exhale.

Lisa is young and pretty, in spite of her years as a methamphetamine user. She’s been clean from meth for more than four years, but still indulges in a little weed or “wax pen” or “dab,” a distillation of marijuana’s active ingredients. Tonight, she goes for the weed. She packs a small pipe with bud and lights up. Lisa is from California’s Central Valley and has been trimming pot since she was 16.

“It started when I lived in Laytonville (Mendocino County),” she says. Lisa and her friends “trimmed weed for lunch, free weed and pocket change.” Now 27, she is married and the mother of a six-year-old special-needs child. She trims to supplement her living.

Lisa insists she is not a tragic figure, stuck in the cog that perpetuates welfare and government assistance. She’s worked at the restaurant “for over two years,” she says, “but as you know, it doesn’t totally pay the bills. Quite a few people, almost everyone I know, is involved somehow [in the trimming business].”

Lisa remains tight-lipped about the people she works with. “Everyone is very secretive,” she says. “They don’t like anyone new coming into the circle. I just go in and do my job, then come home.”

Eva is a 20-year veteran of the trimming business and, like Lisa, began her stint in Laytonville.

“I started doing it sporadically about 1990 when my last child was in high school. I was working for a friend who taught me how. I would get $15 and hour, but then a couple of years later, I learned to trim faster and started making more money.”

The sunlight in Curtis’ trimming room begins to fade and the chill of evening sets in. Curtis turns on a light to illuminate Eva’s work area. Because Curtis’ makeshift surroundings lack central air and heating, Eva places a sweater over her shoulders. She has been working for seven hours.

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THE RISKS

Because these women don’t work for growers in the legal sector, there can be an element of paranoia attached to the work. Eva used to work in Covelo in Mendocino County, a Wild West marijuana town east of Willits.

“There were a lot of robberies and break-ins from the locals,” she says. “Also, the police, if you had a certain amount of money, they would take your money and you’d have to go to court and explain where you got the money and why you had it. I stopped going up there for that reason.”

“I never really got scared,” Casey says. “I mean, there were a couple of instances where I felt a little paranoid. One time, I was alone in Alex’s house trimming and there was a knock at the door. I looked through the peephole and didn’t recognize the guy standing there. Alex didn’t tell me there would be anyone stopping by, so I kind of hid in the corner until he went away. It was the first time I thought, ‘Wow, I am doing something illegal.’

“Also,” she continues, “[Alex] would have me deposit large sums of money in his bank account. I couldn’t just put this wad in the ATM; I had to go into the bank with all of this cash and a deposit slip with the name of his fake business and hand it off to the teller. One time the teller just flat-out asked me what my boss did, and I told her this story about him owning a heating and cooling business.”

Laughing, she says, “God that was brutal!”

A fire forced Casey out of the business. One night, she says, the news ran a story “about a warehouse in San Francisco that just went up in flames, and a ‘bumper-crop’ of pot was found. I didn’t really think anything of it until I got a call from my mom about 10 minutes later telling me not to go into work tomorrow. It was Alex’s warehouse that caught fire. So right then and there, I was out of a job.” Which may have been a blessing in disguise, she adds. “It was nice not having to lie to people when they asked me what I did for a living.”

Given the growing trend toward legalization, the legal consequences may be minimal to none.

“The legal trouble trimmers could face is a difficult one for which to provide a concrete, one-size-fits-all answer,” says Christine Cook, assistant district attorney for Sonoma County. “Each case depends on all the facts and circumstances. The prosecution of marijuana cases by this office which have no violence or other egregious factors is a low-level priority.”

Aside from the legal implications, trimmers also can face occupational hazards. The work is fatiguing and can aggravate sinus infections. And, of course, you end up smelling like weed.

“This one lady I trimmed with used to cut a few holes in a trash bag and wear that while she trimmed,” Eva says.

She drops her scissors in the alcohol solution and replaces them with another pair that have been soaking, thus dissolving the resin that develops through trimming the sometimes sticky buds. She changes scissors every 20 minutes.

“Curtis usually has really good weed.”

Eva laughs, takes a gulp of her yerba mate and continues trimming.

THE PAYOFF

While growing and selling marijuana is big business, trimming is not. Eva remembers her work in Covelo. “It was a great gig! I worked 8 to 3, Monday through Friday, was paid cash under the table every day, and I had all this free time and was making more than enough money to live off of. But that was several years ago, and I was a single woman with little to no expenses, except my rent and a few bills. I couldn’t do it today.”

Lisa does it for supplemental income. “I’ll work as many hours as I can, usually six to eight hours. I get paid about $200 a pound. I don’t really have any days off, but my husband and I make it work. My son is happy and healthy,” she says, her voice trailing off.

Eva considers trimming her sole occupation, but not a very financially rewarding one. “It takes a lot just to make a few hundred dollars, and it does get harder and harder, especially when I have to take care of people.” She assists her 90-year-old mother, who also helps occasionally with Eva’s at-home trimming jobs. “I am very low-income.”

Despite feeling exhaustion, Eva remains positive.

“There are a lot of people who would be on the street if they didn’t have these trimming jobs,” she says. “It’s nice that I don’t have to get dressed up to go to work, but I’ll only be doing it for as long as I have to.”

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