Liquid Santa

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Gifting a bottle of booze is a no-brainer, but the rub is just that: who wants to look as if they haven’t put some thought into it? A recently manufactured bottle of Pinot Grigio is fine for a party, where it’ll end up lost on the sideboard, but folks higher up on your gift list—at least those who prefer a nice nip over, say, garage-stuffing junk—call for a little something different. Let’s explore the margins: the arty, rare, old, sweet, beery and oily.

The Arty In 1975, Kenwood Vineyards had a go at aping Château Mouton Rothschild’s famed series of artist labels. We’re partial to the collectible 2006 Artist Series Cabernet Sauvignon ($75), if only because the label features “La Bohéme” by California artist Sylvia Ji.

The Rare Wish you could bring them a coveted bottle of allocated wine now, instead of languishing for years on the waiting list? Sophie’s Cellars can offer a limited supply of Williams Selyem’s 2011 Precious Mountain Pinot Noir ($175) because owner John Haggard trades some of his time working in the vineyards for the winery.

The Old Wineries—they have better cellars than you do. Jordan’s kept their 2001 Alexander Valley Cabernet Sauvignon ($89) in prime, gently aged condition. Far Niente’s Cave Collection includes a 2002 Oakville Cabernet Sauvignon ($400), and Silver Oak offers a 2003 Napa Valley Cabernet Sauvignon magnum ($285) that’s signed by David R. Duncan.

The Sweet This time of year sweet is on the menu, so go for it. Lots of late-harvest wines to choose from, but how about late-harvest walnuts? I have no idea what to mix with Nocino della Cristina’s Napa Valley Walnut Liqueur ($30 for 375ml), but the intense flavor makes me too crazy to worry about it.

The Beery Dipped in red wax, Moylan’s whiskey-barrel-aged imperial stout ($10) presents a holiday-fancy beer package and imparts a fancy feeling to anyone who finishes an entire bottle.

The Oily Send a wine country gift without the extra cost of sending wine—Benziger’s 2013 organic estate olive oil ($24 for 375ml) still has a wonderfully fresh, grassy aroma.

The Last Word Is a corkscrew the ultimate, lamely obvious wine gift? Not at all. This world is lousy with crappy corkscrews. They break, they get lost, they require entirely unnecessary upper-body strain. A waiter’s double-hinged corkscrew is the simplest way to open a bottle. Currently, I am using a spring-action, stainless steel model that retails for $16 at the tasting room—but it was a gift. Thank you, Chateau Montelena.

Letters to the Editor: December 3, 2014

Hog Wild

Thanks for the inside information (“Hog Heaven,” Nov. 19)—it was a pleasure to read it and be a tiny part of that story. I know Tim very well.

I live in the Netherlands, and the eight pregnant sows mentioned in the article came to me from the Mangalica Farm in Hungary (from Péter Tóth, president of the Hungarian Mangalica Breeder Organization), all from different bloodlines. They gave birth in my quarantine stable, and I cared for the 50 piglets for almost three months. The 18 best—10 reds and eight blonde—were selected for the States, and eight of the reds went to Tim in California. He is one of the most dedicated breeders I know! Tim truly loves the breed, and he is willing to sacrifice all that is needed to establish a healthy breeding base in America with Wilhelm Kohl of Pure Mangalitsa, Michigan.

Tim works closely with Pure Mangalitsa, which arranged the first import of original Hungarian livestock to the states. Pure Mangalitsa was also the first to import the blonde Mangalitsa from Austria in 2010. Until the beginning of this year, it was not possible to get breeding stock from the Hungarian herdbook, because the Mangalitsa is a protected breed in Hungary, so no breeding material was allowed to leave Hungary.

It took Wilhelm Kohl almost two years to build a stable relationship with the Hungarian Mangalica Breeder Organization before they permitted the first export of Mangalica ever! So what we see here is also a very important moment of Mangalitsa history, written in our days. Most people don’t know this, but I guess it’s interesting for some. The other two reds are in Michigan at Pure Mangalitsa as well as the six blondes, two of which went to Atlanta to Justin King’s Farm.

Pure Mangalitsa has a unique position in the United States when it comes to the original Hungarian lines. They are the only ones that have the contracts for importing these “royal Hungarian Mangalitsas” to the States. Why royal? The Mangalitsa was only bred for the Habsburg dynasty, so it’s truly a pig for royalty.

The Netherlands

Completely disgusting.

Via online

Nothing like stupid online comments from people who know nothing about raising pigs, or nature for that matter. Guess they’d rather have seen the breed go extinct. The reality is that you can’t maintain the species without having a meat program since (1) pigs are very prolific, and (2) only the best genetics are bred. In nature, with predation, that’s how hardy breeds are maintained. Without apex predators, man assumes that role.

Via online

Shame on Us

I like Utah Phillips definition of the
1 percent: “The Upper Crust . . . a bunch of crumbs held together by a wad of dough.” The fake conversation about the Democrats vs. the Republican’s is getting tiresome, don’t you think? The media, largely the mouthpiece of the 1 percent and no way representative of the rich diversity of our society, stirs the pot by creating an artificial tug-of-war between these wealthy armies. And thanks to the most political Supreme Court in modern history rendering the most partisan political decision in modern times, the floodgates of influence have been appropriated by a handful of greedy, self-serving fanatics. Of course, we let them do this. We bought their distraction about Dems and Republicans. And we run with it. But any real candidate who dares name the real issue—the struggle between the super-rich and the rest of us—is marginalized by the corporate owned media and slandered into obscurity. Bernie Sanders not withstanding.

A word of caution: As fascinating as the electronic toys are nowadays, when used in a personally unregulated way they create increasing social and emotional disconnect. In other words, we are less involved, concerned, interested in each other.

Additionally, way back in the 20th century, Jerry Mander wrote a book called Four Arguments for the Elimination of Television in which he said a prophetic thing. I’ll paraphrase. He said if there ever comes a day when humans confuse the experience of watching a video of nature on a screen with the actual experience of being in nature, we will be in deep doo-doo. In other words, the more we diminish, or miss, the real experience of people and places, the more at risk for exploitation those people and places will be.

Elizabeth Warren is right: the game is rigged. But not just rigged against college students; it’s rigged against all of us. It’s the old bait-and-switch.

And evidence from our last election seems to indicate that their strategy of distracting us with toys or boring us with lies works—the lowest voter turnout in years. They have convinced us that the one thing that could make a real difference doesn’t. We surrender our most potent expression of dissatisfaction with government and, by indifference or impotence, hand the keys of the kingdom to the corporations that ignore the common good, shamelessly purchase the congressional votes needed to pass laws that put them beyond reproach and squeeze the life out of our once thriving middle class. Shame on us all.

Santa Rosa

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Reservoir Cogs

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Stop the presses! It’s raining, and that’s a good thing for this seemingly endless drought.

But these late autumn storms that have visited the North Bay—two over the past week, another on its way—offer a more complicated picture than simple drought-busting drops of joy.

The Debriefer is here to help de-complicate matters, with an assist from Brad Sherwood, spokesman for the Sonoma County Water Agency (SCWA).

Sherwood says of course the rain is a good deal for the North Bay. How could it not be? The ground is bone-dry, so “there’s a lot of room for saturation to take place—and we’re seeing that: a lot of saturation. Now with this third storm coming in, we’re looking at more runoff for our reservoirs.”

That’s just ducky, but here’s the rub-a-dub: too much rain too fast could trigger a federal move to drain “excess” water from regional reservoirs.

Sherwood explains that the region’s two main reservoirs—Lake Sonoma and Lake Mendocino, in Ukiah—are co-managed by the SCWA and the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers, like a layer cake. The lower depths are county-managed—the “water-supply layer” for the parched peoples of Sonoma County.

But when the rains come in a big torrential gush, the water will rise into the second layer of the reservoir. That’s when the Army Corps of Engineers takes control of the spigot. Why? The Corps is in charge of flood-dam safety.

The problem is when you get a lot of rain at once, and then it all goes to dust again. That’s what happened in December 2012.

“There was a huge storm that year,” Sherwood explains, “and the reservoirs filled up.”

So much so that the “Army Corps had to release a whole bunch of water for flood-dam purposes.” But it didn’t rain again, so the water pumped out of the reservoirs was never replenished.

Ideally, says Sherwood, there’s a steady flow of cloud-nectar throughout the winter. “You want a good rain to saturate everything and get the runoff,” he says. “You want January to fill up the reservoirs, and then in February and March, you have the supply that you need for the hot summer ahead.”

To avoid the Corps-driven water-waste in future drought years, the county teamed up with the Scripps Institution of Oceanography to create better weather forecasting systems so big blasts of rain don’t get wasted.

Sherwood explains that most everyone relies on Doppler radar for making predictions, but the rainmaker-weather that matters in the North Bay often flies below the (Doppler) radar, in the form of a low-lying “atmospheric river” (you may know it as the Pineapple Express). Better weather forecasting would allow the county to ask the Army Corps to lay off draining water if more rain isn’t coming.

Problem is, “in large part, the atmospheric river is not captured in a lot of the forecasts,” says Sherwood.

He says “nailing down the atmospheric river forecasts is a huge priority for the agency”—it’s the biggest potential drought-buster in the county kitbag.

The Proposition 1 water bond that voters passed this year, he adds, has some funding streams that could help the project along. “If we had that in 2012, we could have said to the Army Corps, ‘Let us keep the water.'”

New Generation

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Jenner occupies a prime piece of coastal real estate between Bodega Bay and Fort Ross at the mouth of the Russian River.

Hundreds of tourists stop here every week year-round to photograph the stunning views and enjoy the world-famous Highway 1. And yet for the last few years the front-and-center Jenner By the Sea Inn was ghost-town empty, its restaurant and bar perpetually closed, leaving visitors with the small, day-time Cafe Aquatica or the upscale River’s End.

This spring, however, locals and tourists woke up to a new reality.

Bay Area entrepreneur Stephen Compagni Portis, “just a guy trying to do stuff that’s meaningful,” bought the property from Richard Murphy, and the business underwent a revival.

“I’ve been coming to the area for 40 years, and this place was essentially dead when I talked to the owner and found out he wanted to sell,” says Portis. Along with an extensive renovation of the rooms, the crown jewel of the inn is its restaurant, a bright, inviting space offering breakfast, lunch and dinner all week long.

Entrepreneurial spirit is infectious. Monica Padua, a chocolatier and chef who worked across the highway at Cafe Aquatica at the time, felt moved to take part in the inn’s rebirth and approached Portis with a food-centered business plan. Soon enough, Padua and her team took over the kitchen. A menu was built, the facilities remodeled, the space reimagined and groovy music started welcoming the intrigued clientele. Communal sitting, big plants and bright colors came to replace the cluttered, old-fashioned furniture and the supremacy of dark brown wood. The bar received the playful name “Mermaid Cove,” and you can now say “Jenner” and “DJ” in the same sentence, thanks to the music events held on weekends.

“We’re trying to create a space that offers wholesome food, a place to rest, things that nourish the soul,” says Portis. “The nature here is off the charts, so it’s a good place to channel your spirit. Food and shelter are the basics.”

This spiritual attitude, as well
as the benefit of working and socializing locally, attracted Jenner’s small, youthful population.

“The previous staff didn’t feel they fit the culture of youth and family we’re trying to create,” says Portis. The younger population embraced the opportunity to contribute. Other Cafe Aquatica veterans, including Padua’s partner, Robert, and twenty- and thirty-somethings, now staff the kitchen and reception. The vibe at the new eatery is fittingly upbeat, cozy and efficient—one counter reads “Ask” and the other, “Receive.” The menus are plainly laminated like at a fast-food diner, but the ingredients are anything but plain.

“We try to bring casual comfort food to the coast,” says Padua.

With a degree from the Culinary Institute of America and previous experience in building restaurants from scratch, Padua has created an affordable, crowd-pleasing menu designed to cater to the international tourist as well as the mindful West County foodie. All products are organic and sourced from local farmers and ranchers, in order to create “familiar flavors, done in a different way.”

A perfect example is the bowl of wild smoked salmon chowder, made with fingerling potatoes and bacon ($8). The broth has a beautiful rusty hue, and the taste, well-rounded and borderline sweet, is something you crave days later. From the breakfast menu, the Goat Rock crêpe ($9) is made with regular and buckwheat flour and smothered with Niman Ranch bacon and cheddar, runny egg on top. This is a mild, satisfying and comforting dish that won’t change your life, but will keep you full and happy until noon.

For lunch, it doesn’t get any better than the turkey club burger ($12). The patty is flavorful and juicy, and the avocado, cheddar and bacon toppings dress it up. Everything, from the bun to the ketchup accompanying the crispy, spicy fries, is made from scratch. For dessert, options revolve around crêpes and sundaes, but why not get a luscious, healthy smoothie to go? Surfer and Starfish ($6) are not too sweet and delightfully creamy, perfect to take to the beach.

As if delicious food in a gorgeous setting and spiritual atmosphere isn’t enough, the whole experience comes with a very West County community angle. Both Padua and Portis stress the “collective” aspect of their new venture. “We’re not trying to make money,” says Portis, “just to make sure everybody’s involved and be as hospitable and warm as we can.”

Padua reveals that all kitchen staff members receive the same salary and make decisions together. The occasional traveler might not know that, but at least the prime real estate is now backed up with something to remember it for.

Jenner By the Sea Inn & Eatery,
10400 Hwy. 1, Jenner. 707.865.2377.

Green Friday

On the morning of Black Friday, I arrived at my retailer of choice only 15 minutes early, expecting about the same from the crowd. At 9am, Santa Rosa’s Organicann would be opening its doors to hundreds of medicinal marijuana patients, eagerly anticipating “Green Friday.”

I followed the car in front of me for a couple of blocks past the dispensary before we were able to find parking. Taking my time getting out, in order to gauge the pace of the person in front of me, I noticed the driver was a sweet old lady. We exited our cars almost in sync.

“I hope you’re not going to be trying to cut in front of me,” she said, staring me down with a smile.

I laughed. “Maybe we can walk together! It sounds like we’re heading to the same place.”

We walked and talked for the couple of blocks, taking our time along the way. We shared stories, as well as anticipation for the deals and specials that awaited us. As we approached the facility, a multitude of cars passed by in the opposite direction—8:57am and here comes the rush. More excited, yet sleepy, patients arrived right on (stoner) time.

We were not going to miss this opportunity. Nine o’clock arrived. And what happened next? Pushing, shoving, mayhem, chaos? Not exactly. Calm friendly faces, hundreds awaiting in an orderly line, slowly made their way forward. One by one they entered, and inside there was more peace to be found—and weed, there was a lot of weed to be found.

During my time at Organicann on the morning of Green Friday, there were no dirty looks, arguments, fights or tears. Well, maybe tears of joy. Helpful employees, thankful customers, a little compassion and THC made all the difference.

So I guess marijuana is dangerous. Especially when it’s not being enjoyed.

Greyson Gibson is a Sonoma County based writer. His first novel is ‘Nowhere to Go But Everywhere.’

Open Mic is a weekly feature in the ‘Bohemian.’ We welcome your contribution. To have your topical essay of 350 words considered for publication, write op*****@******an.com.

Nov. 28-30: Parisian Dream in Sonoma

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Take a trip back in time to 1920s Paris in an enchanting and magical circus show from a band of talented and colorful characters. Le Cirque de Boheme’s Winter Circus celebrates the holiday season with a special performance this weekend at Cornerstone, based on the classic French circus tradition of adventurous stunts and whimsical humor. The show follows the dreams of a young girl who encounters a magician, a contortionist, ropewalkers, knife throwers and other assorted performers. These inaugural shows, led by ringleader and Sonoma resident Michel Saga, will benefit the Sonoma Valley Mentoring Alliance. The lights go up on Le Cirque de Boheme’s Winter Circus, Friday-Sunday, Nov. 28-30, at Cornerstone, 23570 Arnold Drive, Sonoma. Friday-Saturday, 3pm and 5pm; Sunday, 1pm and 3pm. $15-$25; $50 VIP. 707.933.3010. 

Nov. 28-29: Hip-Hop Holidaze in Sebastopol

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This year, don’t stuff yourself too much on Turkey Day, because there’s a whole lotta grooving and shaking to be done in Sebastopol, as 775 After Dark (formerly Aubergine) is hosting a stellar weekend lineup of homegrown hip-hop. First, on Nov. 28, Sebastopol-raised rapper and producer Smoov-E makes a return to his old haunts with a show that also features appearances by Semaj the Poet, Count Salaz and others. The next night, Santa Rosa rapper Vocab Slick celebrates the release of his new album, Issues & Episodes. That show also features former Hieroglyphics member Opio and way too many others to list here. Smoov-E cruises in on Friday, Nov. 28, and Vocab Slick lays it down on Saturday, Nov. 29, at 775 After Dark, 775 Petaluma Ave., Sebastopol. Friday, 8pm; Saturday, 9pm. $10-$15. 707.829.2722. 

Nov. 29: New Kid on the Block in Mill Valley

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He’s barely two decades old, but already 19-year-old guitarist, singer and songwriter Matt Jaffe has won over fans around the Bay Area and beyond with pop melodies and rock exuberance. Reportedly discovered at an open mic by ex-Talking Head Jerry Harrison, Matt Jaffe and his band the Distractions have taken a shimmering slice out of the dream-pop musical pie with songs that simultaneously hark back to the American image of classically clean-cut, straightforward rock and roll and the Brit-pop new wave of jangly jams and tongue-in-cheek lyrics. Mill Valley native rocker Caroline de Lone open the show when Matt Jaffe & the Distractions roll into town on Saturday, Nov. 29, at 142 Throckmorton Theatre, 142 Throckmorton Ave., Mill Valley. 8pm. $16-$21. 415.383.9600. 

Nov. 29: Slide Art in Petaluma

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Slide guitarist and songwriter Roy Rogers is a master musician and acclaimed artist who has collaborated with everyone from John Lee Hooker to Norton Buffalo. A figure of the San Francisco rock club scene since in the 1980s, Rogers’ eclectic blend of roots, blues, acoustic and jazz stretches the limits of each genre with his mesmerizing slide technique. Rogers has been touring with his band, the Delta Rhythm Kings, for the better part of the year, electrifying audiences with their live shows. This week, Roy Rogers and the Delta Rhythm Kings are joined by multi-instrumentalist Carlos Reyes when they slide into the North Bay on Saturday, Nov. 29, at the Mystic Theatre, 23 Petaluma Blvd. N., Petaluma. 8:30pm. $26. 707.765.2121.

Going Native

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As the name implies, Petaluma’s Native Kitchen
& Kombucha bar has two personalities: food and drink. Make that a split personality. While there are few a standouts from the food menu, the liquid offerings are the real strengths here.

The food cooked in the tiny kitchen is gluten-free and mainly vegetarian, and is prepared with “healing intent,” says the menu. I’ve got nothing against a plant-based menu if it’s done with skill and finesse. Simple food made with good ingredients can be a pleasure, but co-owner Jasmine Dravis’ food is more spartan than simple. I did like the Mediterranean pickle plate ($9) and the excellent hummus served with it. The Sonoma Bounty salad (arugula, sprouted chickpeas; $9) was good but nothing you couldn’t make at home. Other dishes like the wan vegetable tacos ($12), chickpea and quinoa chili ($8) and quinoa-stuffed squash ($12—lots of quinoa here) suffered from an aggressive case of the ho-hums. Food can be medicine, but it shouldn’t taste like it.

Native’s kombucha is as good as any I’ve had, a great balance of sweet and tart. There is a changing lineup of flavors like mango, strawberry and mint, and rose-verbena. Native also offers creative kombucha cocktails that draw on the esoteric selections from the bar. Flor de Muerte ($11) combines kombucha with Sibona amaro, Oregon’s sublime Petal & Thorn vermouth and Abbot’s bitters. Served in a tall tulip glass, it goes down very smoothly.

There’s an interesting list of kombucha-based “tonics” made with various herbs and juices that each claim to cure what ails you.

The wine list is great. Co-owner Joseph Dravis has assembled a few local wines, but it’s the French, Spanish and Italian wines that are the most exciting. There are no usual suspects here. The list is clearly the expression of Dravis’ passion. He’s happy to help customers navigate the highly curated list. There is a small but excellent beer list too.

Since you’ll probably have them last, I saved the lineup of sherries, vermouth and amaro for last, as well. Sherry you’ve probably had before. The list includes three from Alvear that range from dry to sticky sweet. Vermouth and amaro are less familiar, but don’t let that stop you. If all you know about vermouth are the three drops of Noilly Prat that go into your martini, you’re in for a surprise. The aforementioned Imbue vermouths (Bittersweet and Petal & Thorn varieties) are wonderfully aromatic and complex, made for savoring. My favorite vermouth is the Contratto Rosso ($8). The Italian fortified wine is off-dry and luxuriously supple on the tongue, with aromatic flavors and a nuance that seemed to expand each time I took a sip.

Amaro is a delicious bitter-sweet digestif from Italy, the perfect postprandial sipper. Native has four on the menu.

The atmosphere at Native is as inviting as the drinks menu. While the square planks of wood atop wine barrels make for less than comfortable seating, the long, zinc bar, well-pillowed back dining room and cool tunes create a bohemian chic vibe all its own.

Native Kitchen & Kombucha Bar. 110 Petaluma Blvd. N., Petaluma. 707.559.3750.

Liquid Santa

Gifting a bottle of booze is a no-brainer, but the rub is just that: who wants to look as if they haven't put some thought into it? A recently manufactured bottle of Pinot Grigio is fine for a party, where it'll end up lost on the sideboard, but folks higher up on your gift list—at least those who prefer...

Letters to the Editor: December 3, 2014

Hog Wild Thanks for the inside information ("Hog Heaven," Nov. 19)—it was a pleasure to read it and be a tiny part of that story. I know Tim very well. I live in the Netherlands, and the eight pregnant sows mentioned in the article came to me from the Mangalica Farm in Hungary (from Péter Tóth, president of the Hungarian Mangalica...

Reservoir Cogs

Stop the presses! It's raining, and that's a good thing for this seemingly endless drought. But these late autumn storms that have visited the North Bay—two over the past week, another on its way—offer a more complicated picture than simple drought-busting drops of joy. The Debriefer is here to help de-complicate matters, with an assist from Brad Sherwood, spokesman for the...

New Generation

Jenner occupies a prime piece of coastal real estate between Bodega Bay and Fort Ross at the mouth of the Russian River. Hundreds of tourists stop here every week year-round to photograph the stunning views and enjoy the world-famous Highway 1. And yet for the last few years the front-and-center Jenner By the Sea Inn was ghost-town empty, its restaurant...

Green Friday

On the morning of Black Friday, I arrived at my retailer of choice only 15 minutes early, expecting about the same from the crowd. At 9am, Santa Rosa's Organicann would be opening its doors to hundreds of medicinal marijuana patients, eagerly anticipating "Green Friday." I followed the car in front of me for a couple of blocks past the dispensary...

Nov. 28-30: Parisian Dream in Sonoma

Take a trip back in time to 1920s Paris in an enchanting and magical circus show from a band of talented and colorful characters. Le Cirque de Boheme's Winter Circus celebrates the holiday season with a special performance this weekend at Cornerstone, based on the classic French circus tradition of adventurous stunts and whimsical humor. The show follows the...

Nov. 28-29: Hip-Hop Holidaze in Sebastopol

This year, don't stuff yourself too much on Turkey Day, because there's a whole lotta grooving and shaking to be done in Sebastopol, as 775 After Dark (formerly Aubergine) is hosting a stellar weekend lineup of homegrown hip-hop. First, on Nov. 28, Sebastopol-raised rapper and producer Smoov-E makes a return to his old haunts with a show that also...

Nov. 29: New Kid on the Block in Mill Valley

He's barely two decades old, but already 19-year-old guitarist, singer and songwriter Matt Jaffe has won over fans around the Bay Area and beyond with pop melodies and rock exuberance. Reportedly discovered at an open mic by ex-Talking Head Jerry Harrison, Matt Jaffe and his band the Distractions have taken a shimmering slice out of the dream-pop musical pie...

Nov. 29: Slide Art in Petaluma

Slide guitarist and songwriter Roy Rogers is a master musician and acclaimed artist who has collaborated with everyone from John Lee Hooker to Norton Buffalo. A figure of the San Francisco rock club scene since in the 1980s, Rogers' eclectic blend of roots, blues, acoustic and jazz stretches the limits of each genre with his mesmerizing slide technique. Rogers...

Going Native

As the name implies, Petaluma's Native Kitchen & Kombucha bar has two personalities: food and drink. Make that a split personality. While there are few a standouts from the food menu, the liquid offerings are the real strengths here. The food cooked in the tiny kitchen is gluten-free and mainly vegetarian, and is prepared with "healing intent," says the menu....
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