Oct. 9: Bat Rock in Sonoma

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After a two-year hiatus, indie alternative rockers the Fruit Bats are back together and on the road. The band is fronted by Eric D. Johnson, known in the North Bay as one of the founders and organizers of the Huichica Music Festival at Gundlach Bundschu Winery in Sonoma. Supposedly, the band called it quits back in 2013. But earlier this year, Johnson wrote that, after years of having to add “(Fruit Bats),” in parentheses, after his name in solo performances, he decided to start up the band again with a U.S. tour and upcoming album. Fruit Bats make their way to the North Bay on Friday, Oct. 9, at Gundlach Bundschu Winery, 2000 Denmark St., Sonoma. 7pm. $28. fruitbatsmusic.com. 

Oct. 10: Inspiring Art in San Rafael

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Founded by fine artist Leslie Lakes in 2005, Prison Arts Touching Hearts (PATH) is celebrating a decade of supporting those in the California prison system. This weekend, PATH and the Lucas Valley Homeowners Association present the latest exhibit from incarcerated artists with “Images from the Inside,” showcasing paintings and drawings of wildlife, landscapes and architecture from truly talented artists. All of the pieces will be for sale, with proceeds going to the Marin County nonprofit Drawbridge, which offers art programs and more to homeless children. The art show runs until Oct. 24 and opens with a reception on Saturday, Oct. 10, at the Lucas Valley Community Center, 1201 Idylberry Road, San Rafael. 1pm. Free. prisonartstouchinghearts.org. 

Oct. 12: Bicycle Diaries in Petaluma

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Adventure cyclist Jamie Bianchini has spent the last eight years on a tandem bicycle. His trek took him throughout a whopping 81 countries, with the back seat always open for anyone to join him. This experiment in community culminated in Bianchini’s new book, A Bicycle Built for Two Billion, which chronicles the trek and the many characters he encountered along the way. Bianchini brings stories, photos, video, music and his family with him for an inspirational multimedia presentation and reception; he’ll be socializing, speaking and signing books on Monday, Oct. 12, at Aqus Cafe, 189 H St., Petaluma. 6pm. Free (RSVP requested). 707.778.6060.

Gone Local

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The North Bay Hootenanny is rolling this year.

In June, the music-orientated events collective, founded and led by bandleader and raconteur Josh Windmiller, launched the wildly successful Railroad Square Music Festival in Santa Rosa. In August, the Hootenanny booked New Orleans jazz legends the Rebirth Brass Band to play at the Sonoma Mountain Village Event Center in Rohnert Park.

This weekend, the Hootenanny teams up with another essential North Bay collective, Sonoma County Go Local, to present the Chow Down Hootenanny at SOMO Events Center on Oct. 10. The event pairs Sonoma County’s best culinary artisans with the eclectic sounds of several Bay Area bands.

“It’s particularly exciting for me,” says Windmiller. “I’ve wanted to sit down with [Go Local] for a while, and sometimes the best way to meet people and work with them is to do an event.”

Go Local is a community of businesses, individuals, nonprofits and government agencies that provide support and promotion for locally owned and independent businesses. Their list of members, now numbering close to 400, ranges from restaurants and farms to auto shops and construction companies.

This new partnership makes perfect sense to Windmiller. “It’s so encouraging to hook up with Go Local, because they’re so good at what they do and we’re so similar in our goals,” he says. “I’m just a specialized section of what they do in a lot of ways.”

Go Local managing partner Janeen Murray agrees. “Supporting local food producers, businesses, nonprofits and musicians is a win-win for everyone.”

Food and drink will be offered to sample and for purchase. The good eats include savory bites from Sebastopol’s BBQ Smokehouse Bistro, Petaluma-based Thistle Meats, organic hens from West County’s Hip Chick Farms and bone broth from the Bone Broth Company.

Santa Rosa’s Community Market and Gaia’s Garden offer vegetarian options. For dessert, there’s Costeaux French Bakery, Petaluma Pie Company, Peacecock Bakery, Sonoma Chocolatiers and other vendors of sweet stuff. The kids will also love the frozen treats from SubZero and Shuffles Magical Ice Cream Shoppe.

To wash it all down, Kombucha and other healthful nonalcoholic elixirs will be handed out from the likes of the Kefiry and Revive Drinks. Beer, wine and spirits will be offered as well.

Other Go Local nonprofits and businesses like Wee Three Children’s Store, Julie Nation Academy and the Farmer’s Guild will also be there to offer information and demonstrate their services and goods.

Musically, Windmiller has assembled a crew of the best folk and soul music in the Bay Area, as San Francisco swing-funk revivalists Royal Jelly Jive headline an afternoon that also features harmonic-country duo the Easy Leaves, the orchestral blues of rising stars Marty O’Reilly & the Old Soul Orchestra and Windmiller’s own chain-rattling, alt-folk outfit the Crux.

Ad Hominen

If you remember your basic Latin, you’ll know that ad hominem means “to the person.” For our purposes today, it reminds us to focus on the primary difference between an argument about the issue at hand and its subversion into slander of one’s opponent.

As the political process kicks into gear for the coming national election, one question leaps forward: Why can’t we adopt the happily truncated British system, which shortens the political process to weeks instead of years? Oh, what bliss that would be. Instead, we are subjected to the worst aspects of the electoral process, in which bloviating gas bags take rhetorical argument to the very peaks of provocation and prevarication. While these blokes are venting, it is imperative that our analysis of the process cuts through to the reality of the interactions.

The essence that we’re looking for is this: When Gas Bag A critiques Gas Bag B’s stance on immigration, that is fair political comment. If it’s about the issue at hand, it is worth the time and effort to process.

If, on the other hand, Gas Bag Donald Trump calls Gov. Chris Christie an idiot—no matter that the assessment might have merit on the face of it—that is a less than honorable comment because it is an ad hominem attack. It is three card Monte, employing slight-of-hand to switch your attention away from the issues and over to the person being attacked. When you damn the person instead of his or her position, the clear implication is that you don’t have a reasonable counterargument. It implies that you have a dearth of ideas.

A good example of this comes from the rants of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia toward fellow Justice Anthony Kennedy. Rather than challenge Kennedy’s positions from a pragmatic point of view, Scalia instead descends into petty mockery of his colleague, disrespect that is unseemly, undignified and repugnant. David Kravitz of the Washington Post calls Scalia’s outbursts “the judicial equivalent of pornography.” Ironically, Scalia is opposed to pornography.

It’s always important to separate the wheat from the chaff, the adroit argument from the horse hockey. The former can help you to a better place of understanding; the latter only stinks up the place.

Richard Paul Hinkle lives in Santa Rosa.

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High Anxiety

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At harvests all across Northern California, as daylight wanes and nighttime temperatures drop, pot growers, some of them third generation, are excited by the promise of a new crop of fresh, pungent weed. They also prepare for the unwanted arrival of cops and robbers.

Last week in Mendocino County, two men were arrested and jailed as suspects in a marijuana heist and murder. Not surprisingly, anxiety levels often drive famers to harvest before the flowers of the female plants have produced maximum levels of THC — the psychoactive stuff that provides the high. Better to have something than nothing.

Marijuana is a tough row to hoe, especially at harvest. Ask Jorge Cervantes, author of The Cannabis Encyclopedia and one of the world’s foremost authorities on everything related to weed, both medicinal and recreational. He lives in Sonoma County from May to October and in Spain from November to April. Ever since 1968, when Cervantes grew his first crop, he’s been cultivating and harvesting pot and writing about it.

“I was in a California marijuana garden not long ago,” Cervantes says. “It was a tightly packed quarter-of-an acre and easily weighed a ton. A DEA helicopter hovered overhead for nine minutes. We timed it. The grower was never busted and the weed never seized. Nearby, another grower was raided, his crop confiscated.”

Cervantes pauses for a moment and adds, “Cultivating weed is like playing Russian roulette: you never know for sure what’s going to happen, even when you play by the rules.”

According to Cervantes, the weather—especially rain and fog—can be as big a factor at harvest as police and thieves. Mold and mites pose a problem, along with the feces of insects that can taint the flowers of the plant. Cervantes suggests that growers wash their buds with a mild solution of hydrogen peroxide and then carefully dry them.

“You wash your vegetables,” he says. “You should also wash your dope. Since THC and the other chemical compounds are oil-based, washing won’t harm the buds.”

Cervantes also suggests that growers test the potency of their plants, either by themselves or at a lab, something that hippie growers rarely, if ever, did back in the day. Moreover, he insists that whenever possible growers ought to harvest in stages, starting with the big, ripe buds at the top of the plant and working their way down to the bottom.

“A staggered harvest can produce 40 percent more total weight,” he says. “The smaller buds at the bottom will fill out after the top buds are harvested.”

These days, harvesting marijuana is far more about science and less about the phases of the moon. At Pure Analytics laboratory, founder and biochemist Samantha Miller performs basic tests to determine THC levels and “all kinds of other stuff.” Miller doesn’t advertise the location of her Sonoma County lab, and there’s no sign on the front door, either, but her website, pureanalytics.net, provides the information necessary to make safe, secure contact.

Medical marijuana has been legal in California for most of her adult life, though Miller has often thought of herself as an outlaw. She estimates that less than half of the marijuana industry in northern California is compliant with local rules and regulations. There are still a lot of outlaw marijuana growers in the hills and in greenhouses.

“I have a long relationship with the plant,” Miller says. “I enjoy it that our lab helps both marijuana patients and growers. When we started, we had spikes in testing at harvest. Autumn is still a big time of the year, though recently farmers have begun to bring in samples when plants are just six weeks old. They want to find out which ones will have the most potential at the end of the growing season. It pays to plan ahead.”

Miller understands the need for confidentiality. Farmers unwilling to furnish a physical address or even an email contact drop off samples of their product for lab results that are detailed, comprehensive and easy to understand. Numbers, not names, are attached to the samples that dispensaries send to Miller’s lab.

“In Marin and Sonoma, where marijuana is a deep part of our culture, marijuana harvests are exciting times,” she says. “We’re happy to play our part.”

In Sonoma County, marijuana growers and patients also leave buds for testing at Peace in Medicine, the play-by-the-rules dispensary in Sebastopol. A veteran at the dispensary suggests that clients arrive discretely with a gram of marijuana and a recommendation from a doctor. To have the product tested, pot farmers and pot patients have to join the collective.

Welcome to the world of nearly legal weed.

Trump Up the Volume

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Donald Trump’s campaign has so far been a general exercise in name-calling, immigrant-bashing and snippy tweets directed at out-of-favor reporters.

He’s running on the power of his celebrity and channeling Ted Nugent while saving the gory policy details for later—except as they relate to immigration. That one’s a no-brainer: Everyone must go!

It’s a drama driven to heights of nativism, and thanks to the pugilism of Trump and his extreme views on immigration (not to mention his extremely positive views of himself), we’re looking at the most hateful electoral throw-down in memory. At the first GOP debate, he laid claim to the immigration mantle and said nobody would be talking about it were it not for him.

None of the other candidates disagreed, even as Trump has driven the other top-tier candidates to the right on immigration and pushed the GOP establishment into frenzied distraction in the process. Trump’s willingness to spill buckets of blood goes beyond his support for those two thugs who beat up a Mexican in his name a couple months ago (“The people that are following me are very passionate,” was his heinous defense, before he thought better of it).

Trump has already dropped a Willie Horton ad on Jeb “Third Time’s a Charm” Bush for daring to utter the word “love” in connection with a fair enough question about why Mexicans come here to work and then send money back to their families.

Trump’s ad juxtaposes Bush’s “love” comment with the Mexican rapists he plans to exploit all the way to the White House. The ad is priceless in its irresponsibility and rhetorical violence, and his poll numbers are holding steady. That Trump, he just says what’s on his mind. Mexicans have meanwhile responded with Trump piñatas in the North Bay and beyond.

Last week was quite a run for readers of political tea leaves and the prospects for Tea Party favorites. Trump led the pack as Bush made that unfortunate “stuff happens” comment about the Oregon mass shooting. Meanwhile, Carly Fiorina continued to fib mightily about Planned Parenthood videos, Ted Cruz accused Obama of tearing the country apart—pot, kettle, black—and Ben Carson was looking like the adult in the room, although he also looked like he just woke up from a meat coma. Then he started talking about guns. Youch!

On the other side, Hillary Clinton breezed through California for various $2,700-a-plate donor dinners last week, which included a visit to Belvedere in Marin County.

But she’ll need to pivot to a more Bernie Sanders–like populism if she hopes to ascend to the White House, says David McCuan, Sonoma State University political scientist. That’s something she failed to do against Obama in 2008, he recalls. Now she faces the prospect of facing off against Trump in 2016 in the general election, and I think we can all agree that would be a wild freaking ride.

Meanwhile, Speaker of the House John Boehner, having been Pope-shamed in his own house and having at last determined that his party has been given over to a strain of rampant yahooism—straight up announced his resignation from Congress, and set off a desperate scrum to replace him.

The putative favorite out the gate was the Kern County–based majority leader Kevin McCarthy, but as the week wore on, McCarthy emerged as nothing if not totally compromised, and perhaps incompetent.

Just as Boehner was bailing out on the GOP-led House, McCarthy went on Sean Hannity’s show and uttered the truth—at long last!—about the Benghazi select committee in Congress: that its purpose was to help drive down Clinton’s poll numbers. McCarthy said he’d bring a Benghazi-like focus to Planned Parenthood via another select committee. Hannity thanked McCarthy for his efforts on behalf of the American people.

But the moment of unscripted get-Hillary truth-telling cost McCarthy, and by week’s end he was being challenged by Utah Rep. Jason Chaffetz for
the leadership role. The vote
is Oct. 29.

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Vote counters on the Hill were already pointing out that there was no way McCarthy could gather the votes needed to ascend to Boehner’s chair, and Chaffetz went over to Politico.com after his announcement and told reporters that McCarthy doesn’t have the speaking skills to be speaker. McCarthy was already famous in Congress for his way with the malapropism, which is a polite way of saying that he’s not very articulate.

Meanwhile, Benghazi, Benghazi and Benghazi! Oh yeah, and immigration too.

Even as the national Republican Party has pivoted hard right, the California state Republican Party has started to lay off the immigrant-bashing rhetoric.

In advance of its convention in September, the state party defanged some of its immigration plank—in apparent recognition of the fact that Trump is a looming demographic disaster of the highest order.

For his contribution to a necessary national conversation around immigration, Trump has pledged to forcibly remove 11 million undocumented immigrants now living here. There’s somewhere around
1.5 million in this state alone, many in the agricultural sector, working in the proverbial shadows.

Along the way, Trump promises he’ll force all those Syrian refugees back to their home country, too, or whatever’s left of it. It seems like a lot of what Trump stands for has to do with forcibly removing people. According to his immigration plan, he also plans to force American employers to hire American workers if elected president.

Noted North Bay progressive-author and former congressional candidate Norman Solomon says nobody with a clue about American history should be surprised at the xenophobia driving the Trump phenomenon. “If undocumented workers disappeared from the North Bay, a lot of the economic growth and functioning of the county would disappear,” he says. “That’s just the reality.”

Solomon says the Trump phenomenon can be seen through the lens of a country that’s experienced tough financial times and is now angling for scapegoats. Lost your 401k in 2008 because of Lehman Brothers, and now you’re bagging groceries at Whole Foods? Bash Hector!

Trump has stepped into a breach where a silent minority no longer remains silent, and who will say and do the darnedest things in the service of Trump America. Much of that battle has played out in the anonymously enraged avenues of the internet and right-wing radio. The image of a thoroughly progressive North Bay is undercut, and sharply, through just a cursory spin through a couple of weeks’ worth of North Bay rants-and-raves on Craigslist.

Indeed, last summer’s killing of Kathryn Steinle by an undocumented alien along San Francisco’s Embarcadero put that city’s “sanctuary” status in the national crosshairs—and sanctuary cities across the country right along with it.

Solomon recalls that in 2010, when Sonoma County Supervisor David Rabbitt was running against Pam Torliatt, xenophobe politics raised its ugly head right here. Torliatt was asked in a campaign event whether she would consider voting to make Sonoma County a sanctuary county. A subsequent mailer (not issued by the Rabbitt campaign) stoked fears of unhinged Mexican violence should Sonoma go that route—and invoked a murder in San Francisco to make the point. Sound familiar? The county passed on becoming a sanctuary destination, and Torliatt got creamed in the election.

McCuan says immigration and the sanctuary issue will likely find its way onto ballot measures in around half the states in 2016—a great issue for “tilting at windmills” he says. “Trump has unleashed but really just revisited the issue,” McCuan says about immigration, an issue that will serve to stimulate Republican turnout in 2016.

McCuan sees a future California GOP as one that focuses its efforts on hyper-local races—school boards, planning commissions—and uses the ballot process to fan the flames of anti-immigrant sentiment. The most extreme end of the state party is the California Republican Assembly, he says, and that organization is hell-bent on rebuilding the farm team via local elections, regardless of what the state party does or doesn’t do when it comes to immigrants.

So there’s a disconnect on undocumented immigration between the national party and the California GOP—and within the state party itself—but at least they agree on one thing: Benghazi. That story has trickled all the way down to local Republican committees, like so much supply-side manna from Libya.

The Sonoma County Republican Committee was one of several county GOP outlets that participated in an event last month (Solano and Napa counties were also in attendance) where Benghazi was on the agenda, in the form of an appearance by serviceman Kris Tanto Paronto who was in Libya when four Americans were killed. His appearance was held in advance of the January 2016 release of
13 Hours that partisans say is going to be the final nail in the Clinton coffin. Even worse than those emails she deleted.

13 Hours is promoted as the film that will prove once and for all that Barack Obama hates Americans so much that he let them die while Clinton stood there and did nothing. Who gave the order to stand down? Nobody. But he’s a Muslim, she’s a bitch, end of story. Vote Trump! The candidate recently issued a very screwy video that accused Clinton of dancing with her husband while Benghazi burned. She is not named, but the scrolled text accuses politicians of “having fun” during the catastrophe.

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Benghazi is a great way to get the base worked up, but shouldn’t local Republicans be a little more concerned about Trump and his immigration plan?

Edelweiss “Eddie” Geary is chair of the Sonoma County Republican Party, and believes that maybe Trump was on to something when he said that Mexico wasn’t necessarily sending its best across the border.

“Well, Mr. Trump said they send us their criminals,” Geary says. “I don’t know if Mexico is concerned about saying goodbye to those people.”

Geary says she supports legal immigration and says the GOP is “branded unfairly as being against immigration.” She also iterated a number of general GOP talking points on Benghazi and Planned Parenthood, and also threatened to beat me, jokingly, with a rolled-up copy of the Bohemian if I threw her under the bus for this story. So I won’t do that.

The local party hasn’t endorsed a candidate, Geary says, but she speaks favorably of Trump when she notes, “He’s saying, basically, ‘We’re tired, and we’re not going to take it anymore.’ I get calls from people all the time: Where can they get Donald Trump material.”

Like a lot of Republicans, Geary also wants to know where Obama was the night of Benghazi. “We have no idea where he was.” And she says the Benghazi episode highlights that Clinton is not qualified to be president, as she repeats a well-traveled Clinton response to a congressional inquiry about Benghazi with, “At this point what difference does it make?”

And Geary says there’s plenty of support for Trump in the North Bay. The group had a table at the Sonoma County Fair this year and Geary says if she “had a dollar for every person at the booth who said they were supporting Trump, I could retire.”

Noted North Bay vintner Don Sebastiani is supporting Ben Carson and sent him $2,016 back in March, according to records available at Open Secrets. Carson is the only Republican candidate who has rightly observed that white Americans don’t want to be working in the fields.

Before he was a vintner, Sebastiani was a Republican member of the California Assembly. He supports Carson but doesn’t expect him to win; threw a dinner for Rand Paul earlier this year; expects Jeb Bush to be the eventual GOP nominee; says he dislikes Ted Cruz very much—and likes Marco Rubio, also very much.

Trump? Not so much. Sebastiani says he “kind of likes” Trump’s tax plan—tax cuts, simplify the code—”but a lot of what he is doing is demagoguing. . . . He’s insulting his way to the White House.”

And Trump’s plan to force American employers like him to hire American-born workers? Sebastiani says Trump’s extremism on this point, compared to Carson, “is one of the things that I love about Ben Carson.”

Sebastiani says he’s all for an enforceable border policy, but scoffs at the idea of slapping handcuffs on 11 million people and sending them back to Mexico. Even his sixth-grade grandchild is noticing a certain quality about Trump. Sebastiani recalls the child recently declared, “This Trump is a racist!”

“What he is,” Sebastiani says, “is a publicist, and a stunning one.”

A common theme in stories about California is how the state has led the proverbial way. It led the way in gay marriage, curbing emissions and medical cannabis. Is the state now a leader in partisanship?

McCuan observes that in California, there are lots of anti-tax Republicans, social conservatives and three moderates—”Arnold Schwarzenegger and two of his friends.”

Where did the rest of the moderates go?

“Every Republican I know is kind of embarrassed at this point,” says second-term U.S. Rep. Jared Huffman, D-San Rafael. “Most of the time they will tell you that they’ve voted for Democrats for years. Most will tell you that the party has left them.”

Huffman sees in the Trump anti-immigrant gambit a corollary from California’s not-distant past. Voters here passed the anti-immigrant Proposition 187 in 1994, which turned out to be a disaster for the state party that pushed it.

“At the national level, the GOP led by Trump and Cruz and others—it’s exactly what happened to the California GOP in 1994 with Wilson,” Huffman says, referring to former governor Pete Wilson, Republican. “He played to an ugly type of populism to win an election, and it’s cost them elections every since. The same thing is now going on at the national level.”

Correction: The 2010 Sonoma supervisors race was between Pam Torliatt, not Peg, and David Rabbitt. That error has been corrected.

Debriefer: October 7, 2015

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As anticipated, the pro-legalization organization ReformCA has delivered an initiative to California Secretary of State Kamala Harris that would put cannabis legalization to a statewide vote in 2016. In a statement from ReformCA member Dale Skye Jones released Monday, the organization notes that it left no leaf unturned as it sought to push out an initiative that would have the greatest chance of mass voter approval. “We believe this effort has the most statewide input and consensus,” writes Jones, “and thus the greatest likelihood of succeeding on the 2016 ballot.”

The organization says it worked with everyone from the California NAACP to the organization Law Enforcement Against Prohibition, along with a host of medical and environmental groups that have a stake in a legal-weed outcome.

The way this works is the initiative is filed with Harris, who approves or doesn’t approve it. If approved, the organization has to collect at least 350,000 signatures to get the initiative on the ballot.

Jones previously told the Bohemian the campaign would cost as much as $20 million, with much of the money going for advertising to sell the initiative to the state’s 38 million residents. A report on Alternet this week noted that ReformCA expects to nab support from the Drug Policy Alliance and the Marijuana Policy Project—both of which are considered a key to get the money and signatures flowing.

Jones previously said the group would wait for the much-anticipated report from the Blue Ribbon Commission on Marijuana Policy, headed by Lt. Gov. Gavin Newsom, before launching its initiative.The idea was to sync ReformCA’s initiative with the Newsom study, which came out this summer and more or less said: If you are going to legalize cannabis in California, here’s how to do it. Newsom has said he supports cannabis legalization if “it’s done right.”

The Blue Ribbon Commission took a somewhat fuddy-duddy approach to the idea that the most populous state in the country might soon go legal: Newsom and his committee emphasized public safety, youth access concerns and taxation along the way to setting a template for an eventual state cannabis law. The ReformCA initiative is being offered to voters as the Control, Regulate and Tax Cannabis Act of 2016.

The organization really went out of its way to not offer a slap-happy legalization initiative whereby everybody must get stoned. ReformCA submitted its policy positions to the law firm of Manatt, Phelps and Phillips, which then created a policy document on behalf of ReformCA. The language “falls within the guidelines of the Blue Ribbon Commission’s report, while complementing the historic actions of the California Legislature,” Jones writes. The latter reference is to a trio of bills passed at the end of the legislative session this year that puts the state medical cannabis regime under one set of state law and guidelines, finally. The state first passed its medical cannabis bill in 1996 but took almost 20 years to codify it under one set of state rules.

Last month, we interviewed Chula Vista police chief and head of the California Police Chiefs Association David Bejarano (“Last Days of Prohibition,” Sept. 23), who said that, while his organization opposes legalization as a matter of principle, if the state does go legal he hopes it doesn’t take 20 years to get its legal-weed act together.

The ReformCA initiative is up for comment and feedback, but only until midnight tonight (Wednesday, Oct. 7). Go check it out, reformca.com/2016.—Tom Gogola

Mediocre!

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It’s ironic. In creating a script that celebrates Florence Foster Jenkins—renowned as one of the 20th century’s worst operatic sopranos—playwright Peter Quilter has achieved something as eccentric and unexpectedly sweet as Jenkins herself—but just as mediocre.

In all fairness, there isn’t really much about Jenkins’ life from which to build a full story, though this ultra-slight, plot-thin comedic farce does what it can.

What is it about Jenkins that fascinates playwrights so much? Over the last 25 years, there have been a string of plays based on her life. Though similarly flawed, the best is Stephen Temperley’s Souvenir. Quilter’s Glorious!, now running at the Ross Valley Players, is the best known, having been translated into 40 languages around the world.

There is charm in the story, certainly. But is charm enough? Glorious! suffers from the same malady that Jenkins did: a woeful insensitivity to tone, pitch and pacing. And though it makes a Herculean effort at turning Jenkins into some kind of self-actualized heroine, it can’t escape the uncomfortable truth that her popularity was, in many ways, a cruel joke. Fueled by her own belief that she could sing, Jenkins inspired a strange conspiracy among her friends, whose encouragement allowed her to continue believing in herself, and which packed Carnegie Hall with people eager to laugh at her.

In the RVP staging, unevenly orchestrated by the usually excellent director Billie Cox, the best thing about the show is the charming, infectiously upbeat performance by Ellen Brooks as Jenkins, with fine additional support by Mitchell Field as Jenkins’ roguish common-law husband St. Clair, a frequently unemployed, alcoholic actor, who depended on his paramour’s money, but was devoted to supporting her singing efforts.

Also, good, if a little one-note, is Daniel Morgan as the accompanist Cosmé McMoon, whose transition from grudging employee to affectionate friend provides what little there is in the way of plot. As Maria, Jenkins’ cranky Mexican maid, Maureen O’Donoghue does a lot with a slight role, but as an affronted music fan attempting to burst Jenkins’ bubble, Jackie Blue, playing Mrs. Verrinder-Gedge, is allowed to do far too much with far too little. Apparently intended as the antagonist, she’s too cartoonish to be taken seriously.

Though there is an authentic sweetness to the play, it’s ultimately as lacking in substance or depth as was the infamous singing voice of its hapless subject.

Rating (out of 5): ★★

Making It Work

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Santa Rosa indie pop band Lungs and Limbs have a mantra they live by: Make it work. They even named their self-built DIY recording studio, carved out of an old horse barn on the outskirts of Occidental, Make It Work Studios.

Born in that studio, the band’s dazzling debut EP,

Lifelike, is released next month. This week, Lungs and Limbs offer a taste of the record with the release of their first single, “Signs of Life,” on Oct 9.

Writing songs together for the last four years, vocalist and keyboardist Karina Rousseau and guitarist Nick Tudor went through a few lineups before landing on bassist Chris Casey and drummer Matt Power two years ago.

“Our idea was to do pop music from the beginning,” says Tudor. “Just what we thought that meant was a little different at first.”

“It was also a little more singer-songwriter-based,” adds Casey. “As we played together, it became more about the production of the music.”

That focus on production came about when the band took over the barn and created Make It Work Studios. Tudor, self-taught and meticulous in his process, is the brains behind the recording.

“That’s really how we started developing our sound,” says Rousseau. “And I think we achieved what we set out to do.”

Over the course of the EP’s six tracks, the band goes on an interstellar musical journey, piloted by Rousseau’s enchanting vocals and propelled by a steady, pulsing pop sensibility throughout.

“I just saturated myself in all
of the modern production that I love,” says Tudor, citing artists
like St. Vincent and alt-J as inspirations. Conversely, he also listened to records he knew he did not want to emulate.

“I do love a lot of lo-fi records, but we decided it wasn’t what we wanted our modern music to sound like,” says Tudor.

The single, “Signs of Life,” is a grabber, catching the ear with an infectious guitar hook and upbeat rhythm. Rousseau’s voice soars as if it’s in zero gravity with plenty of poppy oohs and aahs in the chorus to sing along with.

Rosseau says the electronics-heavy track “Kaleidoscope” came about after reading Ray Bradbury’s Martian Chronicles. Indeed, the entire Lifelike EP resonates with a sci-fi mystique that’s both radio-ready and atmospheric—though not necessarily our own atmosphere.

Oct. 9: Bat Rock in Sonoma

After a two-year hiatus, indie alternative rockers the Fruit Bats are back together and on the road. The band is fronted by Eric D. Johnson, known in the North Bay as one of the founders and organizers of the Huichica Music Festival at Gundlach Bundschu Winery in Sonoma. Supposedly, the band called it quits back in 2013. But earlier...

Oct. 10: Inspiring Art in San Rafael

Founded by fine artist Leslie Lakes in 2005, Prison Arts Touching Hearts (PATH) is celebrating a decade of supporting those in the California prison system. This weekend, PATH and the Lucas Valley Homeowners Association present the latest exhibit from incarcerated artists with “Images from the Inside,” showcasing paintings and drawings of wildlife, landscapes and architecture from truly talented...

Oct. 12: Bicycle Diaries in Petaluma

Adventure cyclist Jamie Bianchini has spent the last eight years on a tandem bicycle. His trek took him throughout a whopping 81 countries, with the back seat always open for anyone to join him. This experiment in community culminated in Bianchini’s new book, A Bicycle Built for Two Billion, which chronicles the trek and the many characters he encountered...

Gone Local

The North Bay Hootenanny is rolling this year. In June, the music-orientated events collective, founded and led by bandleader and raconteur Josh Windmiller, launched the wildly successful Railroad Square Music Festival in Santa Rosa. In August, the Hootenanny booked New Orleans jazz legends the Rebirth Brass Band to play at the Sonoma Mountain Village Event Center in Rohnert Park. This weekend,...

Ad Hominen

If you remember your basic Latin, you'll know that ad hominem means "to the person." For our purposes today, it reminds us to focus on the primary difference between an argument about the issue at hand and its subversion into slander of one's opponent. As the political process kicks into gear for the coming national election, one question leaps forward:...

High Anxiety

At harvests all across Northern California, as daylight wanes and nighttime temperatures drop, pot growers, some of them third generation, are excited by the promise of a new crop of fresh, pungent weed. They also prepare for the unwanted arrival of cops and robbers. Last week in Mendocino County, two men were arrested and jailed as suspects in a marijuana...

Trump Up the Volume

Donald Trump's campaign has so far been a general exercise in name-calling, immigrant-bashing and snippy tweets directed at out-of-favor reporters. He's running on the power of his celebrity and channeling Ted Nugent while saving the gory policy details for later—except as they relate to immigration. That one's a no-brainer: Everyone must go! It's a drama driven to heights of nativism, and...

Debriefer: October 7, 2015

As anticipated, the pro-legalization organization ReformCA has delivered an initiative to California Secretary of State Kamala Harris that would put cannabis legalization to a statewide vote in 2016. In a statement from ReformCA member Dale Skye Jones released Monday, the organization notes that it left no leaf unturned as it sought to push out an initiative that would have...

Mediocre!

It's ironic. In creating a script that celebrates Florence Foster Jenkins—renowned as one of the 20th century's worst operatic sopranos—playwright Peter Quilter has achieved something as eccentric and unexpectedly sweet as Jenkins herself—but just as mediocre. In all fairness, there isn't really much about Jenkins' life from which to build a full story, though this ultra-slight, plot-thin comedic farce does...

Making It Work

Santa Rosa indie pop band Lungs and Limbs have a mantra they live by: Make it work. They even named their self-built DIY recording studio, carved out of an old horse barn on the outskirts of Occidental, Make It Work Studios. Born in that studio, the band's dazzling debut EP, Lifelike, is released next month. This week, Lungs and Limbs offer...
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