Writers Picks: Culture

Best Meeting of the Musical Minds

North Bay music fans know the name and voice of Bill Bowker, who has been involved with all aspects of the local music scene since the 1970s and is known best for his Blues with Bowker radio show heard every Sunday night on KRSH 95.9—one of the longest running blues shows in the country.

Fans also should know the name Sheila Groves-Tracey, who has spent nearly 30 years as one of the top music booking agents in the North Bay and who has worked with bands and musicians ranging from Neil Young and Melissa Etheridge to Primus and the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Having booked acts for the Mystic in Petaluma and the Uptown Theatre in Napa, Groves-Tracey was most recently the booking agent and co-owner at the popular Twin Oaks Tavern in Penngrove, which she and her partners sold to HopMonk Tavern
owner Dean Biersch late last year.

Now, Groves-Tracey and Bowker are teaming up to form a new musical management company, Notable Artists Management, with the intention of signing and promoting musicians from the North Bay and beyond.

These two know their stuff, and they prove it right off the bat by also announcing that their first signing is rising Americana star David Luning.

Given that Bowker and Groves-Tracey have seen a lot of talented musicians in their combined 60 years in the business, this new venture is sure to collect some of the best musicians from around the region and propel them to new heights. —C.S.

Best Mooove

KOWS-FM had a great run at its little studio in offbeat Occidental, but the gracious owner of that studio-in-a-house said they had to move on from that offbeat West County tiny-town—or moooove on—and the eclectic and entertaining community nonprofit radio station spent months trying to find a suitable location. Wouldn’t you know it but the Sebastopol Methodist Church had a classroom it wasn’t using—complete with chalkboards and a classroom piano, very old-school—and KOWS (107.5 on your FM dial) made the move late in 2015. They’re jamming out the programming from the church, with a volunteer staff of 80-plus, and while KOWS has since been battling with a local neighbor over the city-approved proposal to move its antenna (the neighbor is concerned about EMF radiation), the station is halfway there and ready to ramp the listenership zone by tenfold, from 20,000 to 200,000. As the go-to emergency radio beacon for West County, KOWS has come home. KOWS holds a fundraiser concert featuring Markus James and boogie-woogie queen Wendy DeWitt on March 18 at 7:30pm. www.kows.fm.—T.G.

Best Punk-Rock Podcast

Want to know about the latest and greatest in Sonoma County punk and indie bands? Look no further than Onstage with Jim and Tom, the ongoing rock-and-roll interview and performance podcast that takes place on the stage of the Phoenix Theater in Petaluma. Hosts Jim Agius and Tom Gaffey are the hard-working forces behind the Phoenix. Agius has been booking the Phoenix since 2006, and is a natural showman, as seen in his involvement in the increasingly popular Phoenix Pro Wrestling events. Gaffey is a saintly yet anarchic figure in Petaluma’s music scene, having managed the Phoenix through thick and thin for over 30 years. Together they make the perfect pair to interview local bands like instrumental surf-punk group the Illumignarly and stoner rockers JRR Tallcan. In addition to the interviews, Onstage invites the bands to perform a set of their songs. The sessions are filmed and posted online at onstagepodcast.com.—C.S.

Best Homegrown Appreciation for the Most Famous Playwright on the Planet

Given that most wine descriptions are as verbose as a Shakespeare play, it’s only fitting that old Billy can be found among the grapevines and venues of Napa Valley, in the form of theNapaShakes nonprofit theater group.

Matching Napa Valley’s world-famous wines with world-class theater performances, and modeled after the Oregon Shakespeare Festival in Ashland, NapaShakes showcases a variety of productions and programs ranging from staged readings, star-studded plays and film screenings streamed from the Shakespeare’s Globe theater in London.

NapaShakes commemorates the 400-year anniversary of the playwright’s death with a host of events in 2016, some of them pretty peculiar. Case in point: at the Napa Valley Opera House, April 22 and 23, the Brown University ensemble Fiasco Theater presents Cymbeline—with a bluegrass vibe! Critics nationwide are hailing it as a marvel.
www.napashakes.org.—C.S.

Best Place to Lose at Pool Over a Crooked Table

These days, dive bars are an ironic destination for city dwellers exhausted by mixology and clever tiled floors. In our parts, however, dive bars are often the only watering hole for miles. Rio Nido Roadhouse, right on the edge of Guerneville’s ongoing stylish revival, is such a place. Proud to be divey, serving roadhouse classics like burgers and Buffalo wings, the Roadhouse shifts effortlessly between summer’s beach vibe and winter’s moody blues. This place has it all, from the feisty bartenders to the crooked billiard table. Come summer, the pool is open, and local bands take to the outdoor stage. The bar is where locals come to gossip and where unassuming, dressed up out-of-towners attempt to have a classy night out. Try the tomato bruschetta and the artichoke dip paired with a way too strong Bee’s Knees and soak in the atmosphere of a Sonoma County classic. 14540 Canyon Two Road, Rio Nido. 707.869.0821.—F.T.

Best Napa County Concert Ever

The late Lux Interior of psychobilly legend the Cramps was famous for performing in a G-string and pouring red wine over himself during the band’s heyday in the 1980s. You always wondered—where’s that wine from? Our bet is on the Napa Valley. See, back in 1978 the band traveled from its New York home-base to the Napa State Hospital, and performed a show there that is one of the weirdest and most abjectly “politically incorrect” things you will ever witness, short of a Donald Trump junk-grab rally for the short-fingered beatdown set. But the Cramps-at-Napa concert is more than just a raw cultural artifact to give the goo-goo eye to on YouTube—it’s stark evidence of how disgracefully milquetoast, fearful and risk-averse our culture has become, especially when it comes to interactions between music and California state institutions. Gone are the days when the likes of Johnny Cash would play Folsom State Prison, let alone the Cramps wailing it out at a mental hospital, with the patients pogoing like it’s the greatest day of their lives, which it may well have been. Watch the video and freak out and pour wine all over yourself as you dance along and have a good ol’ screaming time of it. “I’ve got cramps, what are you gonna do about it,” shouts one patient, and Lux has an answer for her. The band-audience interactions are hilarious, uplifting and totally wild in their primal intimacy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fat2rswNJ1k.—T.G.

Best Warm-Reekin’, Rich Chieftain
o’ the Puddin-Race

It’s no common thing to find a Burns Supper in the North Bay. The annual event celebrates the life, songs and poetry of Robert Burns, fondly remembered as Scotland’s national poet and the author of “Auld Lang Syne.” Too bad, because once you decipher the colloquial, 18th-century language, Burns reads like a ribald poetry slam. Healdsburg’s Camellia Inn, an 1871 Victorian B&B, hosts a Burns Supper, thanks to proprietor Lucy Lewand’s Scottish husband, Archie McAlpine. Sure, they pair the traditional meal of haggis, neeps and tatties with fine Sonoma County wines, but—what was that? Haggis? Oh, the dread with which even a lapsed vegetarian anticipates the signature moment of the evening: the arrival of the haggis to bagpiping fanfare and a reading of Burns’ salute to the dish he called “warm-reekin, rich,” and the “great chieftain o’ the puddin-race,” a mixture of animal organs and roasted oats traditionally baked in sheep stomach. But when it returns from the kitchen with sides of parsnips, asparagus, roast beef and mashed potato, the haggis is as harmless as a couscous pilaf. My real struggle was trying to sing along with the group, in key, to the so-called original melody version of Burns’ “Auld Lang Syne.” Now that was just offal. 211 North St., Healdsburg.—J.K.

To Be a Man

I volunteer at San Quentin State Prison in a restorative justice program. Many of the men there are lifers, long-term prisoners without much hope of getting out any time soon. I have listened to many stories, many tales of pain and regret. A common thread for all these guys has been “if I only knew then what I know now, maybe things would have turned out differently.” If this is true, then it is up to us to try and make it happen.

What does it mean to be a man? I am sure if I was a young male these days and was bombarded by images on TV, social media and movies, I would be confused and perhaps dangerously misinformed. It’s a time of false bravado and lack of experience combined with the incessant marketing of products promising to make you popular and successful. Peer pressure, poor education, lack of opportunity, few positive role models and generational poverty all conspire against young men. That is the reality faced by many of them today.

I hope you can join me on Saturday, March 19, at Congregation Shomrei Torah (2600 Bennett Valley Road, Santa Rosa) at 7:30pm for a free screening of The Mask You Live In. It is a powerful film that follows boys and young men as they struggle to stay true to themselves while negotiating America’s narrow definition of masculinity. The film and follow-up panel explain how we as a society can raise a healthier generation of young males.

The panel includes Oakland schoolteacher Ashanti Branch, founder of the Ever Forward Club, which provides support for African American and Latino males who are not achieving their potential. Also on the panel will be Karlot Canto from Men Evolving Nonviolently, a local group that addresses issues of male anger against family members. A number of community organizations involved in mental health will be on hand to provide information and support.

Bruce Berkowitz is co-chair of Shomrei Torah’s social action committee.

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Readers Picks: Recreation

Best

Bike Shop

Napa

The Hub

2500 Jefferson St., Napa. 707.253.2453.

Sonoma

Trek Store of Santa Rosa

512 Mendocino Ave., Santa Rosa.
707.546.8735.

Best

Gym

Napa

Exertec Health
& Fitness Center

1500 First St., Napa. 707.226.1842.

Sonoma

Parkpoint

1200 N. Dutton Ave., Santa Rosa.
707.578.1640.

Best

Health Club

Napa

Synergy Medical
Fitness Center

3421 Villa Lane, Napa. 707.251.1395.

Sonoma

Airport Health Club

www.parkpointhealthclub.com

Best

Park

Napa

Skyline
Wilderness Park

2201 Imola Ave., Napa. 707.252.0481.

Sonoma

Howarth Park

630 Summerfield Road, Santa Rosa.
707.543.3425.

Best

Pilates
Studio

Napa

Calistoga Pilates

1336-B Lincoln Ave., Second Floor,
Calistoga. 707.396.2442.

Sonoma

Tone

545 Ross St., Santa Rosa. 707.526.3100.

Best

Yoga Studio

Napa

Ekam Yoga & Wellness

1115 Jordan Lane, Napa. 707.836.3526.

Sonoma

Bikram Yoga of Santa Rosa

522 Wilson St., Santa Rosa. 707.545.9642.

Best

Martial
Arts School

Napa

Red Dragon

2000 W. Pueblo Ave., Napa. 707.255.5470.

Sonoma

ATA Martial Arts

1415 Fulton Road, Ste. 225, Santa Rosa.
707.523.1144.

Best

Snow
Sports Shop

Napa

Boardgarden

2740 Jefferson St., Napa. 707.253.7949.

Sonoma

Santa Rosa Ski & Sports

2875 Santa Rosa Ave. B2, Santa Rosa.
707.578.4754.

Best

Skate Shop

Napa

Boardgarden

2740 Jefferson St., Napa. 707.253.7949.

Sonoma

Brotherhood Board Shop

1240 Mendocino Ave., Santa Rosa. 707.546.0660.

Best

Surf Shop

Napa

Boardgarden

2740 Jefferson St., Napa. 707.253.7949.

Sonoma

Northern Light Surf Shop

17191 Bodega Hwy., Bodega. 707.876.3032.

Readers Picks: Family

Best

Baby
Gift Store

Napa

Lemondrops
Children’s Boutique

6525 Washington St., Yountville.
707.947.7057.

Sonoma

Cupcake

641 Fourth St., Santa Rosa.
707.579.2165.

Best

Toy Store

Napa

Toy B Ville

1343 Main St., Napa. 707.253.1024.

Sonoma

The Toyworks

6940 Sebastopol Ave., Sebastopol.
707.829.2003.

Best

Children’s Clothing Store

Napa

Lemondrops
Children’s Boutique

6525 Washington St., Yountville.
707.947.7057.

Sonoma

Little Four

120 Morris St., Ste. 100, Sebastopol.
707.861.9886.

Best

Children’s Consignment Store

Napa

Anew Beginning

2475 Solano Ave., Napa.
707.226.3979.

Sonoma

Wee Three
Children’s Store

1007 W. College Ave., Santa Rosa.
707.525.9333.

Best

Birthday Party Place

Napa

Rockzilla

849 Jackson St., Napa.
707.255.1500.

Sonoma

Snoopy’s Home Ice

1667 W. Steele Lane, Santa Rosa.
707.546.7147.

Best

Children’s Educational Center

Napa

Scientopia
Discovery Center

www.scientopiadiscoverycenter.com

Sonoma

Children’s Museum
of Sonoma County

1835 W. Steele Lane, Santa Rosa.
707.546.4069.

Best

Children’s Museum

Sonoma

Children’s Museum
of Sonoma County

1835 W. Steele Lane, Santa Rosa.
707.546.4069.

Best

Children’s Indoor Sports Center

Napa

Rockzilla

849 Jackson St., Napa.
707.255.1500.

Sonoma

Rebounderz

555 Rohnert Park Expressway W.,
Rohnert Park. 707.416.4445.

Best

Summer
Day Camp

Sonoma

Camp Wa-Tam

Howarth Park, 630 Summerfield Road,
Santa Rosa. 707.543.3010.

Best

Dog
Obedience School

Napa

Canine Construction

www.canineconstruction.com

Sonoma

Incredible Canine

3163 Juniper Ave., Santa Rosa.
707.322.3272.

Best

Doggie
Day Care

Napa

Ruff Dog Daycare
& Hotel

49 Enterprise Court, Napa. 707.258.2020.

Sonoma

Four Paws Pet Ranch

3410 Guerneville Road, Santa Rosa.
707.542.3766.

Best

Dog Park

Napa

Alston Park

2099 Dry Creek Road, Napa. 707.257.9529.

Sonoma

Ragle Ranch Dog Park

500 Ragle Road, Sebastopol.
707.433.1625.

Best

Pet Boutique

Napa

Fideaux

1312 Main St., St. Helena. 707.967.9935.

Sonoma

Fideaux

43 North St., Healdsburg.
707.433.9935.

Best

Pet/
Feed Store

Napa

Wilson’s Feed & Supply

1700 Yajome St., Napa. 707.252.0316.

Sonoma

Western Farm Center

21 W. Seventh St., Santa Rosa.
707.545.0721.

Best

Kennel

Napa

For Animals’
Sake Resort

1136 Hagen Road, Napa. 707.251.9070.

Sonoma

Paradise Pet Resort

5800 Commerce Blvd., Rohnert Park.
707.206.9000.

Best

Animal Adoption Shelter

Napa

Napa Animal Shelter

942 Hartle Court, Napa. 707.253.4382.

Sonoma

Sonoma Humane Society

5345 Hwy. 12 W., Santa Rosa.
707.542.0882.

Best

Animal Hospital

Napa

Napa Small Animal Hospital

517 Lincoln Ave., Napa. 707.257.8866.

Sonoma

Petcare Veterinary Hospital

2425 Mendocino Ave., Santa Rosa. 707.579.3900.

1370 Fulton Road, Santa Rosa. 707.579.5900.

Readers Picks: Romance

Best

Places for Singles to Meet

Napa

Downtown Joe’s Brewery & Restaurant

902 Main St., Napa. 707.258.2337.

Sonoma

Jackson’s Bar & Oven

135 Fourth St., Santa Rosa.
707.545.6900.

Best

Romantic Dinner

Napa

Ninebark

813 Main St., Napa. 707.226.7821.

Sonoma

Farmhouse Inn
& Restaurant

7871 River Road, Forestville.
707.887.3300.

Best

Staycation

Napa

Solage Calistoga

755 Silverado Trail N., Calistoga.
707.266.7534.

Sonoma

Timber Cove Inn

21780 North Coast Hwy. 1, Jenner.
707.847.3231.

Best

Boutique Hotel

Napa

The Blackbird Inn

1755 First St., Napa.
707.226.2450.

Sonoma

Farmhouse Inn
& Restaurant

7871 River Road, Forestville.
707.887.3300.

Best

Lingerie Shop

Napa

Pleasures Unlimited

1424 Second St., Napa. 707.226.2666.

Sonoma

Ma Cherie et Moi

2332 Magowan Drive, Santa Rosa. 707.573.1103.

Best

Erotica Store

Napa

Pleasures Unlimited

1424 Second St., Napa. 707.226.2666.

Sonoma

Milk & Honey

123 N. Main St., Sebastopol. 707.824.1155.

Best

Event Production Services

Napa

Five Star Productions

1952 Iroquois St., Napa. 707.257.2200.

Sonoma

Clementine Eco
Events

40 Fourth St. #215, Petaluma.
707.290.6723.

Best

Wedding Reception Venue

Napa

Hans Fahden
Vineyards

4855 Petrified Forest Road, Napa.
707.942.6760.

Sonoma

Paradise Ridge
Winery

4545 Thomas Lake Harris Drive,
Santa Rosa. 707.528.9463.

Letters to the Editor: March 16, 2016

The 5th Degree

There are a number of inaccuracies in your writing (“Taking the 5th,” March 9), including that Noreen Evans never lived in Bennett Valley, she is not endorsed by all the supervisors except Gore, and she has not bought a house in West County. Jack Piccinini did not drop out after Hopkins joined the race, since Lynda Hopkins launched her campaign before Evans or Piccinini. What is true, though, is that Evans won with 70 percent of the vote in the 5th District in her last election. She is not exactly a newcomer to this area or to these people. Oh, and she is endorsed by four of the five Sebastopol City Council members because they have worked with her and know how competent and dedicated she is.

Via Bohemian.com

While engaging, this description of the 5th District campaign does not explain where either candidate stands on crucial issues like a living wage, affordable housing, unlimited winery events, roads and transportation, conservation, etc., nor does it explain the focus of the organizations supporting the candidates.

Unfortunately, it reminds me of the recent Republican “debates,” in which there is no discussion of substantive issues.

Via Bohemian.com

I was so hoping for a balanced analysis of this crucial race and am quite disappointed that it is not what it is.

Via Bohemian.com

Jonah Raskin responds: I would like to thank Scamperwillow for pointing out errors in my article on the race for the 5th Supervisorial district. It is true that Noreen Evans didn’t buy a house in Sebastopol, as I asserted. She is renting there. But she did own a house on Flat Rock Circle in Santa Rosa. She purchased it in March 2015 and sold it in February 2016. As for endorsements, Sonoma County supervisors Susan Gorin and Shirlee Zane have endorsed Evans; James Gore has endorsed Lynda Hopkins; David Rabbitt and Efren Carrillo have not endorsed a candidate.

Most of the other comments about my story have to do with matters of interpretation rather than fact. In the months I conducted research, I learned that many voters perceive Evans as a political operative who runs for the sake of running, as much as for a set of ideals. At the same time, many voters see Hopkins as a stealth candidate who represents the wine and grape industry, and that she threatens to steal the show that rightly belongs to Evans. The actual differences between the two candidates may not be as great as their supporters believe. They both want to preserve the coast and defend the rights of working people.

The intention of the article was to draw attention to Hopkins and her campaign because she is a newcomer who looks to President Franklin Roosevelt for inspiration and who wants a “new New Deal” for Sonoma County, which means better roads, improved infrastructure and early childhood education.

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Writers Picks: Everyday

Best Way
to Quell Road Rage

Let’s not kid ourselves: driving down Highway 101 in the North Bay can be stressful, or worse, with a daily parade of cutter-offers, non-signaling lane changers, crap-flying-off-the-back-of-the-rig truckers, tailgating terrorists and lane-swerving dippies yammering into their detestable devices. Leaving the Bohemian office, the 20-odd minutes that it takes to get from Santa Rosa to the Washington Avenue Petaluma exit off of 101 presents daily opportunities to commune with your inner peace-person, but it ain’t easy. Sometimes there just aren’t enough Louis Armstrong tunes on the CD player to ease the hate-grip on the steering wheel.

So we are always happy to pull up to the traffic light at Lakeville and East Washington Avenue to see the legendary Super Sonic Smog Man dancing on the corner with his big sign. Yes, legendary. He’s been at it for years. This middle-aged African-American man has flat-out got the moves, the gestures and the perfect smiling antidote for glum-faced or surly drivers having a bad day, or a bad life, as they pass through Petaluma to points elsewhere.

He wears headphones as he twirls the big turquoise Super Sonic sign and busts out the dance moves as he points in the direction of the nearby smog station, and we always give this guy a happy honk of the horn and a wave as we make our way through town. Next time we need a smog check, Super Sonic’s got our business. But only if there’s a dance-class option with the Smog Man. 322 Lakeville St., Petaluma. 707.762.2700.—T.G.

Best Reason to Listen to the Radio

Radio is mostly bad music and too many commercials. One exception is ‘The Drive’ with Steve Jaxon on KSRO, 1350-AM and 103.5-FM. Tune in from 3 to 6pm on a typical weekday and you’ll get an interview with a local newsmaker, some laughs from one of Jaxon’s comedian friends, a chat with a winemaker or chef and choice words from elected officials. Jaxon, with more than a little help from producer/rainmaker Mike DeWald, creates a distinctly Sonoma County talk show that’s essential North Bay listening—and not just because he features me and my fellow Bohemian editors on the “Boho Buzz” on Wednesdays at 4pm.—S.H.

Best Hardware Store That’s More Than a Hardware Store

Maybe it’s a guy thing, but I love hardware stores. I’m not particularly handy, but I like to know that if I really wanted to build a deck or fix my leaking sink I could find the right tools and supplies for the job at my neighborhood hardware store, Sebastopol Hardware Center. While the Ace-affiliated shop is a national brand, the store is locally owned and feels much homier than a Home Depot. The friendly cashiers call me “Hon,” and on weekends there’s free popcorn. The really cool thing is that it’s more than a hardware store; it’s really a general store. The recently expanded paint and pet shop adjacent to the main store now sells sporting goods—GoPro cameras, fishing poles, pocketknives, bicycle inner tubes and baseballs. They even sell an electric dirt bike. And the main store has a great lineup of kitchen supplies and housewares. Best of all is Super Saturday. On the first Saturday of the month, everything is 20 percent off. Prices can be higher than the big-box stores, but for odds and ends needed for weekend jobs, I’m OK supporting a local business. Twenty percent off for bigger purchases makes the store that much better. 680 Gravenstein Ave. N., Sebastopol. 707.823.7688.—S.H.

Best Gas Station Peanuts

Well, this might seem a little bit of a boutique selection, but on any given midweek afternoon at the Bohemian, the staff may find itself a little on the peckish end of things, growling hatred and irritation at the world, and that’s when someone will raise his head and declare, “It’s time for some gas station peanuts!” At which point someone else will collect a few bucks and trundle down the street to Arco, which is one of the most stress-inducing and overcrowded gas stations we’ve ever encountered, but which always has a choice selection of Planters-in-the-sleeve. They got your dry-roasted, your honey-roasted, your plain ol’ salted. If we’re feeling super-indulgent, we’ll spring for some cashews, too, and head back to the office feeling like one satisfied squirrel. We’re nuts for gas station peanuts! 1010 Fourth St., Santa Rosa.—T.G.

Best Place to Get Something for the Hipster in Your Life

They say the best gifts are things you don’t really need but most definitely want, desired embellishments and delightful luxury items. When in need of an ideal gift, head to Guerneville’s Commerce Fine Goods. The tiny store, which shares the town’s historic bank building with an ice cream parlor and a pie shop, manages to concentrate an impressive amount of beautiful objects in a compact space, and all of them are perfectly giftable. Options include mudcloth pillows and enamel coffee mugs with clever quips, chic candles and artisan flower pots, soft pajama pants and handmade wall art, or in other words—hipster must-haves. Throw in the latest issue of Kinfolk Magazine, and your sophisticated, life-curating friends will be forever grateful. 16290 Main St., Guerneville. 707.510.0051.—F.T.

Best Overheard Conversation That Was Funny, But Now Not So Much

We were at Lawson’s Landing in Dillon Beach last July to see what was going on behind the scenes at the beachside camping resort. It was working to adhere to some rules from the California Coastal Commission about the legacy trailers that give the blue-collar seaside resort its character. At one point, we sat on a bench to take in the sights and sounds, and two women began to engage in a conversation that struck us as really funny at the time—but not now. After one of the women made some generally disparaging remarks about Mexican immigrants, to no one in particular, another woman, who was wandering by, tuned her ear into the comment and the two started to yell about the good old days of immigration. Which happened to be when their families arrived at Ellis Island. They went on and on about it for a few minutes before one of them exclaimed, “Trump was absolutely right!” The other hollered in agreement, “They want Sharia law in Sacramento, there’s going to be a problem!” Well, OK then. See you in Chicago, ladies.—T.G.

Best Comparatively Low-Tech Bike Route Directions—We Said Comparatively—for the App-Averse

No, it’s not the “road signs” to popular road-bike routes that are painted on the wall at Echelon Cycle & Multisport in Santa Rosa. Although that certainly is a place to start. But if you’ve got a dumb phone, or feel you’re just too dumb for your phone, or even if you’re smart enough to realize that halfway into most of the best rides in the North Bay you’ll be well out of range of most wireless service, rendering that hot ride-mapping app you downloaded about as useful as a spare inner tube with no pump, you’ll want to bring a piece of paper called a map. If you can find your way around a desktop computer, the Santa Rosa Cycling Club provides a great introduction to such classic rides as Cavedale-Mt. Veeder and King Ridge on its website, including turn-by-turn instructions with commentary, and printable PDFs. The routes and optional “out and backs” are helpfully outlined in color—if you can get that darned inkjet working right, that is. srcc.memberlodge.com.—J.K.

Best Place to Dispose of Unwanted Junk and Contemplate How Wasteful We Really Are

I’ve always had a strange fascination for the dump. Back when I was kid in San Jose, everything got dumped in one place, and it was OK to wander around picking up odd and ends and occasional dirty treasures. These days it’s all about sorting refuse into useful categories: wood, metal, plastic, garden waste. And no scavenging allowed. Petaluma’s Central Landfill and Transfer Station is a living cultural-archeology exhibit that reveals how much we buy and then throw away. Look there at all those kids’ bikes. See over there all that broken-down outdoor furniture. Is that a VCR? Too bad the dump’s great compost site is no more, that was my favorite. It smelled the best and dumping old wood and green waste didn’t feel so wasteful because you knew it was going to be turned into compost or wood chips. 500 Mecham Road, Petaluma. 707.795.1693.—S.H.

Best-Looking Baristas

You know those quaint, quirky coffee shops featured in shows like HBO’s Girls? They usually employ impossibly good-looking people who are trendier and younger than you’ll ever be. In Sonoma County, such coffee shops are hard to come by, but Taylor Maid in Sebastopol, the coffee parlor/unofficial co-working space for the area’s best freelance talent, has what it takes. The baristas and cashiers there are aware of all the right beard and hair color trends, have a bunch of tattoos, dress whimsically, have great bone structure and generally make for a very attractive bunch. The excellent lattes are just a bonus. 6790 McKinley St., Sebastopol. 707.634.7129.—F.T.

Best Place to Get Lubricated in More Ways Than One

Ernie’s Tin Bar on Lakeville Highway began life as an auto repair shop. Half of it still is, but the other half is a craft-beer mecca in the middle of the hinterlands of Petaluma. There are nearly two dozen great beers on tap, free peanuts and absolutely no wine. And Ernie’s takes its “no cell phone” policy seriously: use your phone and you gotta buy a round for everybody present. This place is for drinking good beer and making good conversation, not updating your
status on Facebook. Act nicely, and
Ernie will perform a card trick for you.
5100 Lakeville Hwy., Petaluma. 707.762.2075.—S.H.

Best Place to Save Some Green Buying Something Green

The Occidental Arts & Ecology Center‘s plant sale comes three times a year: spring, summer and fall. It seems like my yard is never in shape to give their lovingly grown organic seedlings a proper home when the sales go down, but this time I’ll be ready. The spring sale is coming up soon: April 2–3 and 9–10. The list of annual and perennial plants for sale is extensive. There will be more tomato (red, yellow, white, green and purple) and chile pepper varieties than you can imagine. I like checking out the obscure Andean plants, like yacón, a sunflower relative that grows five feet tall and produces crunchy, sweet, jicama-like tubers. Welcome, spring. 15290 Coleman Valley Road, Occidental. 707.874.9591. oaec.org/events/plant-sale.—S.H.

Mar. 10: Mushroom Jazz in Sebastopol

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Born in Chicago and now based in San Francisco, DJ and producer Mark Farina is held in high regard in the acid jazz and downtempo house-music circles for his series of signature Mushroom Jazz releases. Since the mid-1990s, Farina has combined East Coast urban beats and West Coast organic jazz elements to create an accessible and universally loved sound. This week, local promoter jUkE jOiNt brings Farina to the North Bay to celebrate the release of his Mushroom Jazz 8 with a concert on Thursday, March 10, at HopMonk Tavern, 230 Petaluma Ave., Sebastopol. 9pm. $15. 707.829.7300.

Mar. 12-13: Sans Barrels in Geyserville

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Winery barrel tastings are a popular wine country activity, but with dozens of wineries opting to usher in the tasters at peak volume, it’s easy to get barreled over by the crowds and the cost. This weekend, get away from the craziness with the ‘Not Barrel Tasting’ event at Trione Vineyards. Sip wine at your own pace, relax with picnic-like food from Peloton Catering and listen to the grooves of local music from BackTrax on Saturday, March 12, and the Kyle Martin Band on Sunday, March 13, at Trione Winery, 19550 Geyserville Ave., Geyserville. 11am–4pm. $20 includes two glasses of wine and food. 707.814.8100.

Mar. 12: Annual Jam in Sebastopol

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Marking its 16th year, the Sonoma County Bluegrass & Folk Festival opens its doors for a day of talented acts and community musicians. Headlining the day-long fest is a collaborative set between Gene Parsons, David Hayes and Mike Beck. Parsons played in the Byrds back in the day and now runs String Bender guitar shop in Mendocino. Hayes is best known as a featured member in Van Morrison’s live band. Beck fronts the old-fashioned Bohemian Saints band. Other performers include the T Sisters, Sourdough Slim and the Roustabouts, with workshops and open jam sessions taking place on Saturday, March 12, at the Sebastopol Community Center, 390 Morris St., Sebastopol. 1pm. $32–$35. 707.874.3176.

Writers Picks: Culture

Best Meeting of the Musical Minds North Bay music fans know the name and voice of Bill Bowker, who has been involved with all aspects of the local music scene since the 1970s and is known best for his Blues with Bowker radio show heard every Sunday night on KRSH 95.9—one of the longest running blues shows in the country. Fans...

To Be a Man

I volunteer at San Quentin State Prison in a restorative justice program. Many of the men there are lifers, long-term prisoners without much hope of getting out any time soon. I have listened to many stories, many tales of pain and regret. A common thread for all these guys has been "if I only knew then what I know...

Readers Picks: Recreation

BestBike Shop Napa The Hub 2500 Jefferson St., Napa. 707.253.2453. Sonoma Trek Store of Santa Rosa 512 Mendocino Ave., Santa Rosa. 707.546.8735. BestGym Napa Exertec Health & Fitness Center 1500 First St., Napa. 707.226.1842. Sonoma Parkpoint 1200 N. Dutton Ave., Santa Rosa. 707.578.1640. BestHealth Club Napa Synergy Medical Fitness Center 3421 Villa Lane, Napa. 707.251.1395. Sonoma Airport Health Club www.parkpointhealthclub.com BestPark Napa Skyline Wilderness Park 2201 Imola Ave., Napa. 707.252.0481. Sonoma Howarth Park 630 Summerfield Road, Santa Rosa. 707.543.3425. BestPilates Studio Napa Calistoga Pilates 1336-B Lincoln Ave., Second Floor, Calistoga. 707.396.2442. Sonoma Tone 545 Ross St.,...

Readers Picks: Family

BestBaby Gift Store Napa Lemondrops Children's Boutique 6525 Washington St., Yountville. 707.947.7057. Sonoma Cupcake 641 Fourth St., Santa Rosa. 707.579.2165. BestToy Store Napa Toy B Ville 1343 Main St., Napa. 707.253.1024. Sonoma The Toyworks 6940 Sebastopol Ave., Sebastopol. 707.829.2003. BestChildren's Clothing Store Napa Lemondrops Children's Boutique 6525 Washington St., Yountville. 707.947.7057. Sonoma Little Four 120 Morris St., Ste. 100, Sebastopol. 707.861.9886. BestChildren's Consignment Store Napa Anew Beginning 2475 Solano Ave., Napa. 707.226.3979. Sonoma Wee Three Children's Store 1007 W. College Ave., Santa Rosa. 707.525.9333. BestBirthday Party Place Napa Rockzilla 849 Jackson St., Napa. 707.255.1500. Sonoma Snoopy's Home Ice 1667 W. Steele...

Readers Picks: Romance

BestPlaces for Singles to Meet Napa Downtown Joe's Brewery & Restaurant 902 Main St., Napa. 707.258.2337. Sonoma Jackson's Bar & Oven 135 Fourth St., Santa Rosa. 707.545.6900. BestRomantic Dinner Napa Ninebark 813 Main St., Napa. 707.226.7821. Sonoma Farmhouse Inn & Restaurant 7871 River Road, Forestville. 707.887.3300. BestStaycation Napa Solage Calistoga 755 Silverado Trail N., Calistoga. 707.266.7534. Sonoma Timber Cove Inn 21780 North Coast Hwy. 1, Jenner. 707.847.3231. BestBoutique Hotel Napa The Blackbird Inn 1755 First St., Napa. 707.226.2450. Sonoma Farmhouse Inn & Restaurant 7871 River Road, Forestville. 707.887.3300. BestLingerie Shop Napa Pleasures Unlimited 1424 Second St.,...

Letters to the Editor: March 16, 2016

The 5th Degree There are a number of inaccuracies in your writing ("Taking the 5th," March 9), including that Noreen Evans never lived in Bennett Valley, she is not endorsed by all the supervisors except Gore, and she has not bought a house in West County. Jack Piccinini did not drop out after Hopkins joined the race, since Lynda Hopkins...

Writers Picks: Everyday

Best Way to Quell Road Rage Let's not kid ourselves: driving down Highway 101 in the North Bay can be stressful, or worse, with a daily parade of cutter-offers, non-signaling lane changers, crap-flying-off-the-back-of-the-rig truckers, tailgating terrorists and lane-swerving dippies yammering into their detestable devices. Leaving the Bohemian office, the 20-odd minutes that it takes to get from Santa Rosa to...

Mar. 10: Mushroom Jazz in Sebastopol

Born in Chicago and now based in San Francisco, DJ and producer Mark Farina is held in high regard in the acid jazz and downtempo house-music circles for his series of signature Mushroom Jazz releases. Since the mid-1990s, Farina has combined East Coast urban beats and West Coast organic jazz elements to create an accessible and universally loved sound....

Mar. 12-13: Sans Barrels in Geyserville

Winery barrel tastings are a popular wine country activity, but with dozens of wineries opting to usher in the tasters at peak volume, it’s easy to get barreled over by the crowds and the cost. This weekend, get away from the craziness with the ‘Not Barrel Tasting’ event at Trione Vineyards. Sip wine at your own pace, relax...

Mar. 12: Annual Jam in Sebastopol

Marking its 16th year, the Sonoma County Bluegrass & Folk Festival opens its doors for a day of talented acts and community musicians. Headlining the day-long fest is a collaborative set between Gene Parsons, David Hayes and Mike Beck. Parsons played in the Byrds back in the day and now runs String Bender guitar shop in Mendocino. Hayes is...
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