Readers Picks: Family

Best

Baby
Gift Store

Napa

Lemondrops
Children’s Boutique

6525 Washington St., Yountville.
707.947.7057.

Sonoma

Cupcake

641 Fourth St., Santa Rosa.
707.579.2165.

Best

Toy Store

Napa

Toy B Ville

1343 Main St., Napa. 707.253.1024.

Sonoma

The Toyworks

6940 Sebastopol Ave., Sebastopol.
707.829.2003.

Best

Children’s Clothing Store

Napa

Lemondrops
Children’s Boutique

6525 Washington St., Yountville.
707.947.7057.

Sonoma

Little Four

120 Morris St., Ste. 100, Sebastopol.
707.861.9886.

Best

Children’s Consignment Store

Napa

Anew Beginning

2475 Solano Ave., Napa.
707.226.3979.

Sonoma

Wee Three
Children’s Store

1007 W. College Ave., Santa Rosa.
707.525.9333.

Best

Birthday Party Place

Napa

Rockzilla

849 Jackson St., Napa.
707.255.1500.

Sonoma

Snoopy’s Home Ice

1667 W. Steele Lane, Santa Rosa.
707.546.7147.

Best

Children’s Educational Center

Napa

Scientopia
Discovery Center

www.scientopiadiscoverycenter.com

Sonoma

Children’s Museum
of Sonoma County

1835 W. Steele Lane, Santa Rosa.
707.546.4069.

Best

Children’s Museum

Sonoma

Children’s Museum
of Sonoma County

1835 W. Steele Lane, Santa Rosa.
707.546.4069.

Best

Children’s Indoor Sports Center

Napa

Rockzilla

849 Jackson St., Napa.
707.255.1500.

Sonoma

Rebounderz

555 Rohnert Park Expressway W.,
Rohnert Park. 707.416.4445.

Best

Summer
Day Camp

Sonoma

Camp Wa-Tam

Howarth Park, 630 Summerfield Road,
Santa Rosa. 707.543.3010.

Best

Dog
Obedience School

Napa

Canine Construction

www.canineconstruction.com

Sonoma

Incredible Canine

3163 Juniper Ave., Santa Rosa.
707.322.3272.

Best

Doggie
Day Care

Napa

Ruff Dog Daycare
& Hotel

49 Enterprise Court, Napa. 707.258.2020.

Sonoma

Four Paws Pet Ranch

3410 Guerneville Road, Santa Rosa.
707.542.3766.

Best

Dog Park

Napa

Alston Park

2099 Dry Creek Road, Napa. 707.257.9529.

Sonoma

Ragle Ranch Dog Park

500 Ragle Road, Sebastopol.
707.433.1625.

Best

Pet Boutique

Napa

Fideaux

1312 Main St., St. Helena. 707.967.9935.

Sonoma

Fideaux

43 North St., Healdsburg.
707.433.9935.

Best

Pet/
Feed Store

Napa

Wilson’s Feed & Supply

1700 Yajome St., Napa. 707.252.0316.

Sonoma

Western Farm Center

21 W. Seventh St., Santa Rosa.
707.545.0721.

Best

Kennel

Napa

For Animals’
Sake Resort

1136 Hagen Road, Napa. 707.251.9070.

Sonoma

Paradise Pet Resort

5800 Commerce Blvd., Rohnert Park.
707.206.9000.

Best

Animal Adoption Shelter

Napa

Napa Animal Shelter

942 Hartle Court, Napa. 707.253.4382.

Sonoma

Sonoma Humane Society

5345 Hwy. 12 W., Santa Rosa.
707.542.0882.

Best

Animal Hospital

Napa

Napa Small Animal Hospital

517 Lincoln Ave., Napa. 707.257.8866.

Sonoma

Petcare Veterinary Hospital

2425 Mendocino Ave., Santa Rosa. 707.579.3900.

1370 Fulton Road, Santa Rosa. 707.579.5900.

Readers Picks: Romance

Best

Places for Singles to Meet

Napa

Downtown Joe’s Brewery & Restaurant

902 Main St., Napa. 707.258.2337.

Sonoma

Jackson’s Bar & Oven

135 Fourth St., Santa Rosa.
707.545.6900.

Best

Romantic Dinner

Napa

Ninebark

813 Main St., Napa. 707.226.7821.

Sonoma

Farmhouse Inn
& Restaurant

7871 River Road, Forestville.
707.887.3300.

Best

Staycation

Napa

Solage Calistoga

755 Silverado Trail N., Calistoga.
707.266.7534.

Sonoma

Timber Cove Inn

21780 North Coast Hwy. 1, Jenner.
707.847.3231.

Best

Boutique Hotel

Napa

The Blackbird Inn

1755 First St., Napa.
707.226.2450.

Sonoma

Farmhouse Inn
& Restaurant

7871 River Road, Forestville.
707.887.3300.

Best

Lingerie Shop

Napa

Pleasures Unlimited

1424 Second St., Napa. 707.226.2666.

Sonoma

Ma Cherie et Moi

2332 Magowan Drive, Santa Rosa. 707.573.1103.

Best

Erotica Store

Napa

Pleasures Unlimited

1424 Second St., Napa. 707.226.2666.

Sonoma

Milk & Honey

123 N. Main St., Sebastopol. 707.824.1155.

Best

Event Production Services

Napa

Five Star Productions

1952 Iroquois St., Napa. 707.257.2200.

Sonoma

Clementine Eco
Events

40 Fourth St. #215, Petaluma.
707.290.6723.

Best

Wedding Reception Venue

Napa

Hans Fahden
Vineyards

4855 Petrified Forest Road, Napa.
707.942.6760.

Sonoma

Paradise Ridge
Winery

4545 Thomas Lake Harris Drive,
Santa Rosa. 707.528.9463.

Letters to the Editor: March 16, 2016

The 5th Degree

There are a number of inaccuracies in your writing (“Taking the 5th,” March 9), including that Noreen Evans never lived in Bennett Valley, she is not endorsed by all the supervisors except Gore, and she has not bought a house in West County. Jack Piccinini did not drop out after Hopkins joined the race, since Lynda Hopkins launched her campaign before Evans or Piccinini. What is true, though, is that Evans won with 70 percent of the vote in the 5th District in her last election. She is not exactly a newcomer to this area or to these people. Oh, and she is endorsed by four of the five Sebastopol City Council members because they have worked with her and know how competent and dedicated she is.

Via Bohemian.com

While engaging, this description of the 5th District campaign does not explain where either candidate stands on crucial issues like a living wage, affordable housing, unlimited winery events, roads and transportation, conservation, etc., nor does it explain the focus of the organizations supporting the candidates.

Unfortunately, it reminds me of the recent Republican “debates,” in which there is no discussion of substantive issues.

Via Bohemian.com

I was so hoping for a balanced analysis of this crucial race and am quite disappointed that it is not what it is.

Via Bohemian.com

Jonah Raskin responds: I would like to thank Scamperwillow for pointing out errors in my article on the race for the 5th Supervisorial district. It is true that Noreen Evans didn’t buy a house in Sebastopol, as I asserted. She is renting there. But she did own a house on Flat Rock Circle in Santa Rosa. She purchased it in March 2015 and sold it in February 2016. As for endorsements, Sonoma County supervisors Susan Gorin and Shirlee Zane have endorsed Evans; James Gore has endorsed Lynda Hopkins; David Rabbitt and Efren Carrillo have not endorsed a candidate.

Most of the other comments about my story have to do with matters of interpretation rather than fact. In the months I conducted research, I learned that many voters perceive Evans as a political operative who runs for the sake of running, as much as for a set of ideals. At the same time, many voters see Hopkins as a stealth candidate who represents the wine and grape industry, and that she threatens to steal the show that rightly belongs to Evans. The actual differences between the two candidates may not be as great as their supporters believe. They both want to preserve the coast and defend the rights of working people.

The intention of the article was to draw attention to Hopkins and her campaign because she is a newcomer who looks to President Franklin Roosevelt for inspiration and who wants a “new New Deal” for Sonoma County, which means better roads, improved infrastructure and early childhood education.

Write to us at le*****@******an.com.

Writers Picks: Everyday

Best Way
to Quell Road Rage

Let’s not kid ourselves: driving down Highway 101 in the North Bay can be stressful, or worse, with a daily parade of cutter-offers, non-signaling lane changers, crap-flying-off-the-back-of-the-rig truckers, tailgating terrorists and lane-swerving dippies yammering into their detestable devices. Leaving the Bohemian office, the 20-odd minutes that it takes to get from Santa Rosa to the Washington Avenue Petaluma exit off of 101 presents daily opportunities to commune with your inner peace-person, but it ain’t easy. Sometimes there just aren’t enough Louis Armstrong tunes on the CD player to ease the hate-grip on the steering wheel.

So we are always happy to pull up to the traffic light at Lakeville and East Washington Avenue to see the legendary Super Sonic Smog Man dancing on the corner with his big sign. Yes, legendary. He’s been at it for years. This middle-aged African-American man has flat-out got the moves, the gestures and the perfect smiling antidote for glum-faced or surly drivers having a bad day, or a bad life, as they pass through Petaluma to points elsewhere.

He wears headphones as he twirls the big turquoise Super Sonic sign and busts out the dance moves as he points in the direction of the nearby smog station, and we always give this guy a happy honk of the horn and a wave as we make our way through town. Next time we need a smog check, Super Sonic’s got our business. But only if there’s a dance-class option with the Smog Man. 322 Lakeville St., Petaluma. 707.762.2700.—T.G.

Best Reason to Listen to the Radio

Radio is mostly bad music and too many commercials. One exception is ‘The Drive’ with Steve Jaxon on KSRO, 1350-AM and 103.5-FM. Tune in from 3 to 6pm on a typical weekday and you’ll get an interview with a local newsmaker, some laughs from one of Jaxon’s comedian friends, a chat with a winemaker or chef and choice words from elected officials. Jaxon, with more than a little help from producer/rainmaker Mike DeWald, creates a distinctly Sonoma County talk show that’s essential North Bay listening—and not just because he features me and my fellow Bohemian editors on the “Boho Buzz” on Wednesdays at 4pm.—S.H.

Best Hardware Store That’s More Than a Hardware Store

Maybe it’s a guy thing, but I love hardware stores. I’m not particularly handy, but I like to know that if I really wanted to build a deck or fix my leaking sink I could find the right tools and supplies for the job at my neighborhood hardware store, Sebastopol Hardware Center. While the Ace-affiliated shop is a national brand, the store is locally owned and feels much homier than a Home Depot. The friendly cashiers call me “Hon,” and on weekends there’s free popcorn. The really cool thing is that it’s more than a hardware store; it’s really a general store. The recently expanded paint and pet shop adjacent to the main store now sells sporting goods—GoPro cameras, fishing poles, pocketknives, bicycle inner tubes and baseballs. They even sell an electric dirt bike. And the main store has a great lineup of kitchen supplies and housewares. Best of all is Super Saturday. On the first Saturday of the month, everything is 20 percent off. Prices can be higher than the big-box stores, but for odds and ends needed for weekend jobs, I’m OK supporting a local business. Twenty percent off for bigger purchases makes the store that much better. 680 Gravenstein Ave. N., Sebastopol. 707.823.7688.—S.H.

Best Gas Station Peanuts

Well, this might seem a little bit of a boutique selection, but on any given midweek afternoon at the Bohemian, the staff may find itself a little on the peckish end of things, growling hatred and irritation at the world, and that’s when someone will raise his head and declare, “It’s time for some gas station peanuts!” At which point someone else will collect a few bucks and trundle down the street to Arco, which is one of the most stress-inducing and overcrowded gas stations we’ve ever encountered, but which always has a choice selection of Planters-in-the-sleeve. They got your dry-roasted, your honey-roasted, your plain ol’ salted. If we’re feeling super-indulgent, we’ll spring for some cashews, too, and head back to the office feeling like one satisfied squirrel. We’re nuts for gas station peanuts! 1010 Fourth St., Santa Rosa.—T.G.

Best Place to Get Something for the Hipster in Your Life

They say the best gifts are things you don’t really need but most definitely want, desired embellishments and delightful luxury items. When in need of an ideal gift, head to Guerneville’s Commerce Fine Goods. The tiny store, which shares the town’s historic bank building with an ice cream parlor and a pie shop, manages to concentrate an impressive amount of beautiful objects in a compact space, and all of them are perfectly giftable. Options include mudcloth pillows and enamel coffee mugs with clever quips, chic candles and artisan flower pots, soft pajama pants and handmade wall art, or in other words—hipster must-haves. Throw in the latest issue of Kinfolk Magazine, and your sophisticated, life-curating friends will be forever grateful. 16290 Main St., Guerneville. 707.510.0051.—F.T.

Best Overheard Conversation That Was Funny, But Now Not So Much

We were at Lawson’s Landing in Dillon Beach last July to see what was going on behind the scenes at the beachside camping resort. It was working to adhere to some rules from the California Coastal Commission about the legacy trailers that give the blue-collar seaside resort its character. At one point, we sat on a bench to take in the sights and sounds, and two women began to engage in a conversation that struck us as really funny at the time—but not now. After one of the women made some generally disparaging remarks about Mexican immigrants, to no one in particular, another woman, who was wandering by, tuned her ear into the comment and the two started to yell about the good old days of immigration. Which happened to be when their families arrived at Ellis Island. They went on and on about it for a few minutes before one of them exclaimed, “Trump was absolutely right!” The other hollered in agreement, “They want Sharia law in Sacramento, there’s going to be a problem!” Well, OK then. See you in Chicago, ladies.—T.G.

Best Comparatively Low-Tech Bike Route Directions—We Said Comparatively—for the App-Averse

No, it’s not the “road signs” to popular road-bike routes that are painted on the wall at Echelon Cycle & Multisport in Santa Rosa. Although that certainly is a place to start. But if you’ve got a dumb phone, or feel you’re just too dumb for your phone, or even if you’re smart enough to realize that halfway into most of the best rides in the North Bay you’ll be well out of range of most wireless service, rendering that hot ride-mapping app you downloaded about as useful as a spare inner tube with no pump, you’ll want to bring a piece of paper called a map. If you can find your way around a desktop computer, the Santa Rosa Cycling Club provides a great introduction to such classic rides as Cavedale-Mt. Veeder and King Ridge on its website, including turn-by-turn instructions with commentary, and printable PDFs. The routes and optional “out and backs” are helpfully outlined in color—if you can get that darned inkjet working right, that is. srcc.memberlodge.com.—J.K.

Best Place to Dispose of Unwanted Junk and Contemplate How Wasteful We Really Are

I’ve always had a strange fascination for the dump. Back when I was kid in San Jose, everything got dumped in one place, and it was OK to wander around picking up odd and ends and occasional dirty treasures. These days it’s all about sorting refuse into useful categories: wood, metal, plastic, garden waste. And no scavenging allowed. Petaluma’s Central Landfill and Transfer Station is a living cultural-archeology exhibit that reveals how much we buy and then throw away. Look there at all those kids’ bikes. See over there all that broken-down outdoor furniture. Is that a VCR? Too bad the dump’s great compost site is no more, that was my favorite. It smelled the best and dumping old wood and green waste didn’t feel so wasteful because you knew it was going to be turned into compost or wood chips. 500 Mecham Road, Petaluma. 707.795.1693.—S.H.

Best-Looking Baristas

You know those quaint, quirky coffee shops featured in shows like HBO’s Girls? They usually employ impossibly good-looking people who are trendier and younger than you’ll ever be. In Sonoma County, such coffee shops are hard to come by, but Taylor Maid in Sebastopol, the coffee parlor/unofficial co-working space for the area’s best freelance talent, has what it takes. The baristas and cashiers there are aware of all the right beard and hair color trends, have a bunch of tattoos, dress whimsically, have great bone structure and generally make for a very attractive bunch. The excellent lattes are just a bonus. 6790 McKinley St., Sebastopol. 707.634.7129.—F.T.

Best Place to Get Lubricated in More Ways Than One

Ernie’s Tin Bar on Lakeville Highway began life as an auto repair shop. Half of it still is, but the other half is a craft-beer mecca in the middle of the hinterlands of Petaluma. There are nearly two dozen great beers on tap, free peanuts and absolutely no wine. And Ernie’s takes its “no cell phone” policy seriously: use your phone and you gotta buy a round for everybody present. This place is for drinking good beer and making good conversation, not updating your
status on Facebook. Act nicely, and
Ernie will perform a card trick for you.
5100 Lakeville Hwy., Petaluma. 707.762.2075.—S.H.

Best Place to Save Some Green Buying Something Green

The Occidental Arts & Ecology Center‘s plant sale comes three times a year: spring, summer and fall. It seems like my yard is never in shape to give their lovingly grown organic seedlings a proper home when the sales go down, but this time I’ll be ready. The spring sale is coming up soon: April 2–3 and 9–10. The list of annual and perennial plants for sale is extensive. There will be more tomato (red, yellow, white, green and purple) and chile pepper varieties than you can imagine. I like checking out the obscure Andean plants, like yacón, a sunflower relative that grows five feet tall and produces crunchy, sweet, jicama-like tubers. Welcome, spring. 15290 Coleman Valley Road, Occidental. 707.874.9591. oaec.org/events/plant-sale.—S.H.

Mar. 10: Mushroom Jazz in Sebastopol

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Born in Chicago and now based in San Francisco, DJ and producer Mark Farina is held in high regard in the acid jazz and downtempo house-music circles for his series of signature Mushroom Jazz releases. Since the mid-1990s, Farina has combined East Coast urban beats and West Coast organic jazz elements to create an accessible and universally loved sound. This week, local promoter jUkE jOiNt brings Farina to the North Bay to celebrate the release of his Mushroom Jazz 8 with a concert on Thursday, March 10, at HopMonk Tavern, 230 Petaluma Ave., Sebastopol. 9pm. $15. 707.829.7300.

Mar. 12-13: Sans Barrels in Geyserville

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Winery barrel tastings are a popular wine country activity, but with dozens of wineries opting to usher in the tasters at peak volume, it’s easy to get barreled over by the crowds and the cost. This weekend, get away from the craziness with the ‘Not Barrel Tasting’ event at Trione Vineyards. Sip wine at your own pace, relax with picnic-like food from Peloton Catering and listen to the grooves of local music from BackTrax on Saturday, March 12, and the Kyle Martin Band on Sunday, March 13, at Trione Winery, 19550 Geyserville Ave., Geyserville. 11am–4pm. $20 includes two glasses of wine and food. 707.814.8100.

Mar. 12: Annual Jam in Sebastopol

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Marking its 16th year, the Sonoma County Bluegrass & Folk Festival opens its doors for a day of talented acts and community musicians. Headlining the day-long fest is a collaborative set between Gene Parsons, David Hayes and Mike Beck. Parsons played in the Byrds back in the day and now runs String Bender guitar shop in Mendocino. Hayes is best known as a featured member in Van Morrison’s live band. Beck fronts the old-fashioned Bohemian Saints band. Other performers include the T Sisters, Sourdough Slim and the Roustabouts, with workshops and open jam sessions taking place on Saturday, March 12, at the Sebastopol Community Center, 390 Morris St., Sebastopol. 1pm. $32–$35. 707.874.3176.

Mar. 13: Suffragette City in St. Helena

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While it’s crazy to think that it’s been less than a hundred years since women won the right to vote, it’s important to remember those who fought for equal rights and an equal voice in American politics. In celebration of Women’s History Month, the White Barn hosts an American suffragettes event with writer Becca Smith, poet Theresa Whitehill and therapist Sarah Forni. History comes to life in published writings and private letters as the lives and motivations of those who founded and led the suffrage movement are examined from the point of view of modern feminism. Daughters and granddaughters are encouraged to come to the event, held on Sunday, March 13, at the White Barn, 2727 Sulphur Springs Road, St. Helena. 3pm. $20. 707.987.8225.

Energy Bar

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‘This place has a very high level of energy,” Jean-Charles Boisset says of his new tasting room in Yountville. Obviously, with Boisset in the room, it would have to, wouldn’t it?

With his own special blend of international playboy flash and down-to-earth biodynamic ideals, Boisset, the 46-year-old scion of a Burgundy-based wine group, has been busily buying and transforming Sonoma and Napa County wineries over the past 12 years. And while he has meticulously preserved and enhanced established brands like Raymond, DeLoach and historic Buena Vista, he couldn’t help but install a bit of “JCB” style in each. But in this combination wine boutique and gourmet deli, it’s all JCB all the time.

How to recognize JCB style: Do you see Baccarat chandeliers? Crystal skulls? Leopard-print upholstery? If you checked all of the above, you’re probably in a JCB property.

Wearing a sequin-lapeled jacket, Boisset was on hand recently to explain his eclectic vision to a group of media folks. At other times, his digital image still smiles at you from a touch-screen table (interactive tasting, $40). Visitors may sip the premium collection tasting ($30) at the bar, while lounging on leopard print, or at the long central table—”And that is a very high-energy table,” Boisset wants to remind us. Looking up, we see that the chandelier above the table has not stopped spinning. It functions as a sort of vortex, says Boisset, to assist in moving people through the room.

Curiosity is enough to draw one into the glittering Surrealist Boutique, in which a portion of the bar top is swirling as well as your flight of Surrealist wine ($50), so watch where you set that glass. Everything’s for sale—from walking sticks to decanters, plus brooches, cufflinks and earrings designed by Jean-Charles, with the exception of the items in the “bondage cabinet,” a visual non sequitur.

The other half of the joint is Atelier by JCB, a wine country deli gone wild. The mountain of local and imported cheeses is exciting enough; local gourmands with a Sonoma or Napa County address get a 10 percent discount on jamón ibérico, foie gras, Dijon mustard and Scottish smoked salmon. And, yes, escargot.

JCB wines retail from $25 to $350. “At $200, we barely make it,” Boisset says of the No. 50, a sparkling Chardonnay made from top Burgundy vineyards that floats like a butterscotch cloud over the tongue. Leaner and drier, the Infinity sparkling wine ($75) displays a fine bead that emerges in a perfect circle on the surface—or is it a vortex?

JCB Tasting Salon & Atelier, 6505 Washington St., Yountville. Daily, 11am–7pm. 707.934.8237.

Water World

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‘Love is for the bold! You have to be willing to risk everything!”

So exults Belmira, an impetuous young bride-to-be in Marisela Treviño Orta’s stunning River Bride, one of four plays that just opened the Oregon Shakespeare Festival in Ashland.

The flirtatious Belmira is speaking of romance and escape, but she could just as well be describing the artistic risks taken by Orta with her extraordinary script, first staged in San Rafael in 2014, now given a magical makeover in Ashland by director Laurie Woolery.

A slinky blend of Grimm’s fairy tales and Brazilian river mythology, the play was developed locally as part of the AlterLab new play development program, an arm of Marin County’s award-winning AlterTheater. Co-directed in San Rafael by Ann Brebner and Jeanette Harrison, the original production used only a few wooden blocks as set pieces. In Ashland, this deeply affecting tale of transformation and heartbreak has itself been transformed, with the use of ingeniously simple effects that bring the Amazon River and its fishing villages to life.

With the wedding of Belmira (a playfully sexy Jamie Ann Romero) and local fisherman Duarte (a coiled and intense Carlo Albán) just three weeks away, the bride’s older sister, Helena (Nancy Rodriguez, spectacular), is doing her best to hide her own broken heart, having loved Duarte since childhood. During a stormy day of fishing, Duarte and the sisters’ goodhearted father, Senhor Costa (a delightful Triney Sandoval), haul up their nets to discover they’ve caught a well-dressed, unconscious stranger named Moises (Armando McClain, who makes an art of enigmatic smoldering). Initially suspicious, Senhora Costa (Vilma Silva, also excellent) soon welcomes the soft-spoken newcomer, who quickly forms an instant bond with Helena.

The scenic design by Mariana Sanchez places simple set pieces—a wooden dock, a boat, a framed house on stilts—above a glistening splash of watery blue. The video design by Mark Holthusen works wonders, from a glittering sprinkle of stars and the rising and setting of the sun, making us wonder if the whole story is no more than a dream itself—or perhaps only the echo of life-altering love, nearly found, but lost at last in the depths of the river.

Rating (out of 5): ★★★★★

Projections, the photographic kind, also play a significant part in Christopher Liam Moore’s equally bold – but far less consistently satisfying — staging of Shakespeare’s gender-bendy Twelfth Night. Amongst Shakespeare’s most popular and enduring comedies, Twelfth Night is the story of a grieving, shipwrecked woman named Viola (played her by the effectively tom-boyish Sara Bruner), disguising herself as a young man while making her way in a strange land—and since lands don’t get any stranger than Hollywood, the story has been moved from ancient Illyria (aka Croatia) to Tinseltown of the 1930s. Viola soon finds herself at the center of an entertainingly uncomfortable triangle of unrequited love, balancing her sense of loss (she believes her brother just drowned in the shipwreck that her here) with the bipolar giddiness of new love.

The show opens with a black-and-white “newsreel,” firmly establishing the movie-world premise, cleverly tossing in a crowd-pleasing “Illyria Studios” logo, complete with roaring bear. An onstage pianist plays an appropriate soundtrack to the ensuing mayhem, which includes one of the Bard’s best cast of supporting players—a grieving, also somewhat love-struck, washed-up movie star and full-time drunken uncle, Sir Toby Belch (Daniel T. Parker); a gleefully clueless, martini-swilling suitor (Danforth Comins); a pleasantly acerbic song-and-dance comedian (Rodney Gardiner), and Olivia’s assistant, the tender-hearted yet not-to-be-trifled with Mariah (Kate Mulligan).
That’s only one of about two-dozen major alterations Moore has made to Shakespeare’s play, practically daring purists to ask whether it is acceptable to shoehorn Shakespeare’s plays into containers they don’t quite fit into. In answer to that question, Moore takes a tip from Cinderella’s stepsisters, and simply lops off anything that doesn’t fit. If that notion offends you, then you probably won’t be able to enjoy the messy, mirthful, emotionally powerful, slapstick-driven, frequently confusing, constantly inventive, occasionally frustrating, even angering, but often joy-filled and free-spirited, totally manic-depressive overhaul of Shakespeare’s classic story.

Much of this doesn’t work, but just as much of it does.
Once attached as assistant to Illyria Studios’ owner and primary movie director Duke Orsino (Elijah Alexander, spouting a pouty German accent, and generally behaving so oddly as to make his usually magnetic character almost attraction-free), Viola—using the name Cesario—becomes her/his boss’s reluctant emissary, taking love notes to the beautiful, suddenly reclusive, Olivia (a stunning, and stunningly good Gina Daniels), who is grieving the recent death of her father and brother. In a flash, she falls in love with Cesario/Viola, who’s already fallen in love with Orsino. Complicating matters is the recent arrival in town of Viola’s presumed-dead twin brother Sebastian, also played by Bruner. That choice, to have one performer play both Viola and Sebastian, solves one of the biggest problems inherent in Shakespeare’s text, which is that in Illyria – sorry, in Hollywood! – everyone keeps confusing the two identical twins for each other. Well, in this production, that’s east to see why, because, despite Bruner’s careful attention to giving each twin a different body posture, even the audience becomes occasionally confused about which one is which.
That confusion is just one of the problem’s Moore’s “solution” brings with it. The ending, for example, when the twins finally see each other for the first time, is assailed here in a truly creative and impressively high-tech fashion, but unfortunately it is entirely drama crushing and momentum-killing. Yes. It’s true to the Silver Screen theme of the production, but like an enormous FX overload at the end of a superhero movie, it’s so big it distracts from the joy of the moment, and from the simple, honest and beautiful emotional truth the actors have worked so hard to create.

And then, Moore suddenly regains that lost sense of joy by re-embracing the Hollywood concept one last time, in a lavish, curtain-closing tap dancing spectacle featuring the entire cast in tuxedos and gowns, joining together in an upbeat Cole Porter-style setting of the song Shakespeare wrote to close the show, with a few additional lyrics borrowed from one of the Bard’s sonnets.

Whether you leave this transgressive, transcendent staging of ‘Twelfth Night’ believing it to be a hot mess with a large number of brilliant moments, or an ingenious production with a fair number of bold-but-astounding failures, will ultimately depend entirely on your own personal tastes.

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That may also be true of ‘The Yeoman of the Guard,’ staged in the small Thomas Theater as a wild country hootenanny in the middle of which a British comic opera breaks out. Adapted (read: thoroughly rewritten) by Sean Graney, Andra Velis Simon and Matt Kahler (the latter of whom also directs), the show is done in the same audience-participation style that the collaborators developed for their popular Chicago-based theater company The Hyprocrites.

The key component of a Hypocrites show is the notion of “proscenium seating,’ in which audience members purchase (in advance) a seat on the stage. In this case the stage—surrounded by bank of traditional seating from which the more timid audience members can safely observe—is a kind of over-the-top honkytonk complete with pool table, hay-bales, fully functional rocking horses, and various platforms and planks on which to sit. There is even a working bar at one corner, which remains open during the entire 90-minute show, and yes, audience members are encouraged to go get a beer on tap at any moment they feel like it.

And yes, that’s a little distracting.

And yes, that’s part of the point.

At a time when theater is simultaneously undergoing a kind of rough restart, as young theater-loving artists work hard to develop new ways of doing theater for a new less-formal generation, this production of ‘invigorating crazy-quilt sense fun that theater, at times, can so brilliantly bring. That it uses methods that were tested in the “underground theaters” of the Sixties and Seventies, doesn’t make it feel any less revolutionary.

The setting of Gilbert and Sullivan’s 125-year-old operetta was the Tower of London, and the story dealt with an innocently convicted man sentenced to die, and the various attempts of local friends, lovers and visiting minstrels to save him. In the OSF version, the story has been given a gleefully cartoonish country western vibe, with names and situations altered wildly to fit the new theme.

The impressive cast is a seamless ensemble of OSF company members and imports from Chicago, and it doesn’t take long to figure out their blend of cartoonish postures and over-the-top emotional distress. Standouts include Michael Sharon as Shadbolt the Jailer, who frequently laments, “I am hideous,” with so much comic despair, it’s hard to know weather to laugh or cry. And then there are the brilliant K.T. Vogt as the avaricious local warden Carruthers and Anthony Heald as the goofily cowboy-ish Deputy Dick Chumlee. Also excellent are Jeremy Peter Johnson as the imprisoned Fairfax (who is almost upstaged by his stunning “signature beard”), Kate Hurster as Elsie, a wandering country singer who becomes involved in the plot to save Fairfax, and Britney Simpson as both Phoebe Meryll, who loves Fairfax (The way she says “I love him” is like a three course meal of dead-serious emoting) and Crazy Kate, whose name fits.

Then there’s the dialogue, which includes much of Gilbert’s tongue-twisty wordplay, but throws in such corn-fed bon mots as “That’s sweeter than a squirrel playin’ Scrabble with a kitten!”
The cast rises nicely to this heightened level of lunacy, all of them playing musical instruments to accompany the abbreviated versions of the giddy, word-drunk G&S songs, which work surprisingly well as country western tunes.

But the star of the show is the concept.

With 70 extra human beings on stage, most of them sitting in places the cast occasionally needs to stand, there is a sense of controlled mayhem and traffic control going on at all times, with people standing up to get out of the way of singing and dancing actors, then looking for another place to sit. One enterprising youth discovered a safe spot near the pool table, under which she’d duck whenever she saw the actors coming.

Does any of this enhance the story or add to the dramatic arcs of the characters? Of course not. Eventually, the experience is only half about watching the story unfold, and half about watching a brave and bold band of performers pull it all off. For the purists, there are always other productions that focus on the plot and the music. For those looking to remember that theater, at its heart—and certainly in Shakespeare’s time—always felt a little bit dangerous, immoral and wrong, this is the show for you.

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The most traditional of all the newly opened shows is a world premiere adaptation of another classic. Charles Dickens’ ‘Great Expectations’ has never been an easy story to adapt. Most movie versions choose to focus on the gothic elements—the graveyard, the spooky house, the crazy lady in a tattered wedding dress—and let the emotional core of the story, in which a young boy learning what it means to be a good man, fall by the wayside.

In this lovely, emotionally grounded, truly beautiful adaptation by Penny Metropulos and Linda Alper, the flashier elements are all represented, though Metropulos (who also directs) uses a vast, mostly bare stage to strong effect, cleverly providing one or two visual prompts—fog in the graveyard, a flash of red light during a climactic fire—and allows the audience’s imaginations to fill in much of the detail. The heavy lifting here is done not my a sense of visual spectacle, but by the powerhouse poetry of Dickens’ words, and the brilliant performances of a large, tone-perfect cast.

Pip (played as a boy by Bohdi Johnson, then by Benjamin Bonenfant) is an orphan, apprenticed to a kindly blacksmith (Al Espinosa) but constantly reminded of his social position by his abusive older sister (Erica Sullivan). After an encounter in the graveyard with a terrifying escaped convict (Derick Lee Wheeden, magnificent), Pip steals food to feed the criminal, an act he sees as sinful and cowardly, setting up an internal moral fracture that he will wrestle with for the rest of his life.

It’s that moral question—“When is an act of cowardice or cruelty also an act of kindness, and does the part erase the bad, or vice versa?”—that is at core of Dickens’ story, and the adapters wisely embrace the question at every turn.

After Pip is hired to be the playmate of the wealthy Estella (Flora Chavez, then Nemuna Ceesay), who is the ward of the mysterious Miss Haversham (an excellent Judith Marie-Bergan), Pip soon falls in love, and believing himself to be unworthy, sets his sites on becoming a gentleman, rich and deserving enough of the beautiful Estella. Pip expectations are given a boost when the stern, disapproving lawyer Mr. Jaggers (Michael Elich, perfection) appears to offer the young man an opportunity in the form of a large monetary bequest from a secret benefactor, Pip’s journey into manhood is set on a series of unexpected courses.

Eschewing (with a few acceptable exceptions) the kind of showy, melodramatic performance Dickens is often treated to, Metropulos’s actors are first and foremost real people, and we see the broken hearts and fearful dreams that motivate them. The play is long (just under three hours) but is worth the time spent. Lovingly crafted, full of rich and transporting relationships, this ‘Great Expectations’ is one of the best and smartest stage adaptations of Dickens’ to come along in quite some time.

★★★★

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