Shaking It Up

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Stolen Fruit would like to steal a little shelf space away from conventional, high-fructose, corn-syrup-saturated, artificially flavored and colored cocktail mixers. And it’s about time.

Taking a cue from craft cocktail recipes, the Healdsburg-based company uses verjus, a slightly sweet, somewhat sour unfermented grape juice that’s historically been used in European cooking, as a base. Verjus is traditionally made from unripe grapes picked before the wine harvest, and that’s also the inspiration for the brand’s name, says cofounder Doug Provisor.

“We’re sort of taking it from the winemakers before they get their hands on it,” Provisor explains. They wanted something “a little edgy—not wine country cliché, if you will.”

It all started out innocently enough. Provisor, his wife, Susan, and their friend, chef Peter Brown, were all enjoying some drinks one fine evening in wine country when someone posed the puzzler: “OK, what are we going to drink when we’re not drinking alcohol?”

They were inspired by the fresh, nonalcoholic grape juice made by Navarro Vineyards from their Mendocino County Pinot Noir, Gewürztraminer and Chardonnay grapes. “We love them,” says Provisor, “and we couldn’t understand why varietal grape juice isn’t bigger than it was. Then we learned the reasons why.”

The production of a stable, nonalcoholic grape juice product is tricky, since grapes want to ferment. Persisting with their experiments, the partners came up with a product that gets its essence of fermentation from soaking dried grape skins in the mixture. A byproduct of winemaking at Kendall-Jackson, the grape pomace comes from the same source as Barbara Banke and Peggy Furth’s gluten-free WholeVine flour products.

The verjus is sourced from fresh Napa Valley grapes, while the varietal concentrate comes from Lodi and Amador counties. “Those regions are warmer,” says Provisor, “and that drives the high sugars we’re looking for in this type of product. There’s no added sugar in any of them.”

Provisor grows four acres of Grenache around his house in the hills west of Healdsburg, but these are coveted by up-and-coming vintner clients like Jolie-Laide Wines, Leo Steen Wines and Angela Osborne’s A Tribute to Grace Wine Company.

The property itself comes thanks to Provisor’s former career in the music-software business. He’s no longer involved in that, but stays in the tech game with a startup that promises to help young girls learn entrepreneurship via a print-on-demand service.

With their prototype “mocktail” mixer in the jar, the group sought the counsel of Healdsburg-area bartenders. “This is delicious,” they said, “you really have to add this to alcohol!” They advised against focusing exclusively on the mocktail aspect, explaining that from a business perspective, “alcohol is your friend.”

Chef Brown took the setback in stride, and got to work in the kitchen. “I’d get these texts late at night,” says Provisor. “‘Oh, with spirit X, it was fucking fantastic!’ So we went down the slippery slope where everything has alcohol in it.”

Stolen Fruit’s five blends are each based on a winegrape variety, plus a sort of mixologist’s interpretation of a classic cocktail. Jasmine Juniper Viognier, for instance, contains verjus, filtered water, Viognier grape juice concentrate, organic juniper berries, green jasmine tea and dried grape skins.

Sampled straight up, it’s rather tart, with just five grams of sugar per one ounce serving, and a bitter finish from the juniper and the tea. It needs the sensation of sweetness and body that a spirit like Spirit Works Distillery’s new Navy Strength gin provides at, well, Navy strength, or 114 proof.

Matched up one to one and shaken with ice, the Stolen Fruit mixer contributes to a kind of martini that benefits from the sweet character of this distillery’s winter wheat-derived base alcohol (a regular, dry vermouth martini made with the Navy Strength demonstrates quite plainly that you don’t need sugary mixers—especially of the grotesque, conventional variety that have ruled the mixer shelf for too many decades—to enjoy a sweet sensation on the palate), and is plenty aromatic with its double dose of gin and spices. Easy does it with this tipple, though, or you’ll soon be sailing three sheets to the wind, indeed.

One part of Jasmine Juniper Viognier is plenty with two parts Hanson ginger-flavored vodka, also made in Sonoma County. Here, the sweet spiciness of the ginger offsets the bitter, acidic bite of the Stolen Fruit mixer. At $18 suggested retail, these mixers, available at a few local retail locations like Bottle Barn, Oakville Grocery and Wilibees Wine & Spirits, stand a bit higher on the shelf than others, but offer the quality of a $15 cocktail from some tattooed mixologist.

Styled as a Manhattan mixer, like red vermouth, Fig Grains of Paradise Zin makes a stygian concoction in the suggested recipe of two ounces mixer to two ounces bourbon, with a dash of bitters and a maraschino cherry. It’s a potent brew, almost over-the-top, deriving a fig-roll flavor from the same Central Valley supplier that Brown uses as chef for Jimtown Store’s fig and olive spread products.

“According to Peter,” Provisor says, “they’re the only one doing high-quality stuff in California.”

At two parts rye whiskey to one part mixer, the woodiness of the rye cuts in, but it’s still intense and fragrant with a hint of fermented grape skin—the sweet scent of freshly spent grapes heaped in compost piles. Smells like fall in wine country. Compared to most Manhattans, it’s like having shaved asiago for the first time, after a lifetime of shaking dried cheese product from a can.

According to Provisor, the mixers provide a bridge between wine and wine country culture, and cocktail culture—”if people would like a cocktail, but feel it’s a little gauche if everyone’s drinking wine.” Other flavors include hibiscus Grenache, lemongrass ginger Sauvignon Blanc and blood orange Muscat, all paired with nonalcoholic recipes, as well, for those mocktail moments.

The Big Squeeze

Due to major changes in the law, everyone in the cannabis industry will soon have a choice to make: get licensed, stay (or go) black market or quit.

As an attorney, I cannot, and will not, recommend anything other than full compliance with state and local law for those who want to be involved. Unfortunately, it is my opinion that many of those who opt to get licensed will still get squeezed out of the industry. There are two main ways that I see this happening.

First, I don’t think the average person realizes the storm of bureaucracy that is approaching. The industry is about to go from basically unregulated to highly regulated. Costs are about to go up. Way up. Margins will drop considerably. This is inevitable.

While there are many factors that will influence how long this storm lasts, I see a giant reshuffling of the deck. Many of those in the industry, and who want to remain, will simply not be able to. Many new people will come in. This is because there will soon be many hands in the pockets of growers. Growers will either have to accept dramatically reduced margins or increase prices. The age-old tension then comes into play: how much can you raise prices without customers turning to the black market?

The second way people may be squeezed out is if local land-use ordinances become too restrictive. I worry that local government will greatly narrow where commercial cannabis activity (and especially cultivation) is allowed. It’s important to remember that government will have many voices in its ear, including those opposed to the industry.

The wine industry is a powerful one in this county—what position will it take? Local government may simply legislate many farmers out of existence; they simply won’t be able to use their land for cultivation. This is a one-two punch because we live in a county with insane land prices. Most farmers simply won’t be able to afford to sell land zoned “agriculture-residential” and buy land zoned “diverse agriculture.”

What will happen to all those independent small farmers who produce just enough to support their families? Will they be driven out entirely? Or will they be forced to work for those who can navigate the new rules and have the capital reserves to survive a period of low margins?

I am not confident in the future of the small farmer. The short term will likely be filled with unexpected expenses and dislocation. Prepare yourself!

Ben Adams is a local cannabis attorney. He has been practicing law for almost 20 years and concentrates his practice on cannabis compliance and defense.

Abundance

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A tasty tradition 42 years strong, the Sonoma County Harvest Fair is back this weekend for three days of food, wine, beer and family fun. The highlight of this year’s fair is the Wine Country Marketplace, a one-stop shopping experience where you can browse, sample, buy and take home the best local wines and food while enjoying chef demonstrations from cheese master Sheana Davis, John Ash & Co. executive chef Thomas Schmidt and pastry chef Doug Cavaliere of Costeaux French Bakery in Healdsburg.

Another favorite of the fair is the annual World Championship Grape Stomp. A grand prize of $1,500 will get the competitive juices flowing. Sign up with a friend, decide who’s going to be the stomper and who’s going to be the swabby, and make sure you dress up in a colorful costume for creative flair. There’s even a kids round for stompers
under 13.

Wine and food seminars, live music, a classic car show, a rotten apple catapult, an art show and sale and a harvest pumpkin patch are all part of the fair. Celebrate harvest season Sonoma County–style
Friday, Sept. 30, through Sunday, Oct. 2,
at the Sonoma County Fairgrounds,
1350 Bennett Valley Road, Santa Rosa.
Friday, 4–9pm; Saturday–Sunday, 11am–5pm. $5 gate admission; some events cost extra. 707.545.4200.

Footwork

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The grape is nature’s original smack pack. Inside each sturdy package is all the sugar required to make wine, and outside is the yeast needed to ferment that sugar. All you’ve got to do is break the grape.

Over the centuries, the ancient method of simply treading grapes underfoot has been replaced by technology of ever-increasing sophistication, from hand-cranked crushers to computerized sorting machines. Yet in some of the savviest new wineries, from New Zealand to Napa Valley, foot-stomping has come back into vogue.

“I don’t know enough people that do it to say that it’s in vogue,” demurs Scott Schultz, assistant winemaker at Wind Gap Wines. “But we foot-stomp everything here.” By everything, besides a few bins of Cabernet Sauvignon and Pinot Noir they destemmed mechanically this crush, Schultz is talking about a lot of grapes—at least 250 tons, each ton coming in two half-ton bins.

“We have great interns this year,” says Schultz. “They see those bins come in—they run over, pop their shoes off, put their shorts on, and they’re after it.” Located in the Barlow in Sebastopol, Wind Gap’s crush pad is just around the corner from its popular tasting room. People walk by all the time and exclaim, “I didn’t know people still did that!”

“It began as the only logical way to do it, because we didn’t have a crusher,” Wind Gap founder Pax Mahle explains. “Now that’s just how we do it.” Since the grapes are often picked in the middle of the night and come in well chilled, it’s not all glamor and fun. Still, most of the time, the team goes without the boots provided for the task.

And when they step on it barefoot, says Schultz, “we know what that fruit feels like pretty intimately.” Their feet relay information that may be helpful to winemaking, like temperature and condition of the grapes and stems. “It tells you a lot without really doing anything—you’re just relying on your senses.”

Winemaker Duncan Meyers, cofounder of Healdsburg’s Arnot-Roberts, gets more technical: “The stems also bring aromatic lift to the wine and help to slow down the fermentation kinetics by providing a more permeable mass for the juice to channel through, resulting in cooler peak temperatures and a gentler fermentation curve.” Other benefits include color stabilization and other features that expensive enological products offer, to similar effect. “Many of our favorite producers in the Rhône Valley, Burgundy and the Jura in France use this ancient technique to good result,” says Meyers.

There’s still time to try your hand—or foot, rather—at stomping grapes at the Sonoma County Harvest Fair, Friday, Sept. 30, through Sunday, Oct. 2, at 1350 Bennett Valley Road, Santa Rosa.

Fishing Report…Goes Fishing. Plus: Skitzo Roolz!

The Bohemian and Pacific Sun are sharing a cover story this week about an awesome Bay Area guy named Kirk Lombard who just published his Sea Forager’s Guide to the Northern California Coast—a great, fun read and I hope you’ll check out my long feature on Kirk in Wednesday’s paper. Had a lot of fun writing it. We did some fishing in Bolinas and he caught almost all the fish. Hilarious stuff. Check it out tomorrow. Today, who knows. The whole country’s in the grip of a post-debate moment that is basically saying that Hillary Clinton demolished Trump last night but of course Rudy Giuliani says it’s all Lester Holt’s fault. I watched the debate but only after it ended, which is to say that I went to Youtube and fired it up and then hit the mute button whenever Trump opened his mouth so I didn’t have to listen to his mindlessly hateful prattle. I’ve been listening to Blood on The Tracks lately and burst out into song during some of his more memorable moments that I had muted, singing, of course, the Dylan classic “Idiot Wind,” which blows every-time he moves his teeth. It’s a wonder Trump can even breath at all (especially given those sniffles)….

Meanwhile, there was a really great piece of mail in my box yesterday, a big box of goodies from Sonoma County heavy-metal veterans Skitzo, who sent a package that included: 

1. One CD of their Dementia Praecox record, released in 2015.
2. One DVD of Skitzo performances
3. One puke-green Skitzo 45 with a large vomiting person on the sleeve
4. One baseball card of Vixen’s Share Pedersen, from 1991. 
5. One small plastic rat
6. One Skitzo button
7. A selection of Skitzo stickers
8. A big pile of Skitzo press materials, including a letter from an editor at People magazine from 1999 following a Skitzo appearance on Jerry Springer that included some vomiting. 
9. Some other weird and random stuff.

The Skitzo record is ferocious and diverse and features new and old songs that date way back to the 1980s—the shrieking, driving “Sick Son of a Bitch” was written about the Ted Bundy trial. I had the record cranked in the car headed home yesterday and then cranked it again for the drive to Santa Rosa today. Darn near blew the windows out listening to “Sick Son of A Bitch” over and over again. My ears perked up about halfway through the drive, about halfway through the song “World War 666,” which features a mention of Donald Trump in there—though it’s tough to suss out the context for a mention of such Satanic import, given the surrounding frenzy of metal and screaming that characterizes the record. Given the song title I’ll go on a limb and say it’s not an especially favorable mention of the candidate, no sir. Sniffle sniffle.

It’s been pretty darn hot out there and when I pulled in to Jack’s for a Coke and a burger last night, with Dementia Praecox blaring down Washington St., the car’s thermometer said it was 101 degrees in Petaluma and I checked out the album sleeve waiting for the grub on the drive-through line—and saw that the guitarist from Blue Cheer, Tony Rainier, plays on Dementia Praecox. Blue Cheer, as in, there ain’t no cure for the summertime blues Blue Cheer. Now let us cheer for blue states and 270 electoral votes, and cooling temperatures, and very loud metal 4eva.  

Skitzo is celebrating 35 years of vomit-drenched thrash metal with a big event at the Phoenix in Petaluma on Nov. 12—after the election and whatever that might bring, WWIII included but let’s hope not. My colleague Charlie Swanson’s on the case and we’ll have more on the force of nature that is Skitzo in coming weeks, just as we’ll have more on this American Schitzo moment that’s stinking up the joint before our very sniffling noses.  

Listen to Picture Atlantic’s Single, “Billy Banker”

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14225551_1215032411888483_4715319036013332146_n (1)Bay Area alternative indie band Picture Atlantic possess a rapid fire rock and roll sound that harkens back to the festive pop of British Invasion bands while repping an authentic West Coast brashness.
Recently, the band released the quick, acerbic and memorable “Billy Banker,” the second official single off the upcoming full length album, Assouf, due out October 21.
Take two minutes out of your Friday to hear the high-energy single below, and head over to Silo’s in Napa tonight to see the band perform with Napa natives and fellow indie rockers Anadel. The first fifty in the door even get that sweet show poster to take home.

Sept. 22-25: Cinema Blend in Kenwood

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An eclectic celebration of cinema and culture, the Wine Country Film Festival marks its 30th anniversary this year and offers four days of international and independent films screening in Kenwood. Highlights of this year’s film festival include Mexico’s submission to the Academy Awards, 600 Miles; the Mediterranean-set animated film The Prophet, produced by Salma Hayek; and The Seasons in Quincy: Four Portraits of John Berger, a vivid look at the philosopher written by Tilda Swinton. The fest also boasts several short films, live music, special guests and more, Thursday through Sunday, Sept 22–25, at various venues in Kenwood. $25 and up. wcff.eventbrite.com.

Sept. 23-25: Vintage Fun in Sonoma

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The second oldest festival in California, the Valley of the Moon Vintage Festival, is 119 years old, though it’s still a fresh mix of music, food and fun for the whole family. This year’s opening gala on Sept. 23 features ’80s dance band Notorious belting out the hits while attendees sample food and wine from local Sonoma restaurants. The party continues through the weekend, and features everything from 5k and 12k runs, grape stomps, the annual firefighter bucket brigade, art and music galore and a Saturday-night parade sure to light up downtown Sonoma. The community gets vintage Friday to Sunday, Sept. 23–25, Sonoma Plaza, First Street East, Sonoma. Free admission. valleyofthemoonvintagefestival.com.

Sept. 23: Sunny Sounds in Petaluma

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Petaluma native Stella Heath grew up on the jazz of greats like Louis Armstrong and New Orleans–infused swing and Gypsy music, and she incorporates all of that into her work as vocalist for French Oak. A worldly blues and jazz outfit, which also features members of Gypsy dance band Dgiin, French Oak is ready to unveil its debut album, Sunnyside, this weekend. Recorded in Santa Rosa and performed in both French and English, Sunnyside’s collection of standards and originals spotlights Heath’s magnetic vocals and the band’s tight rhythms, all of which is on display in an appropriately underground speakeasy-esque jazz club on Friday, Sept. 23, at the Big Easy, 128 American Alley, Petaluma. 8pm. $5. 707.776.4631.

Sept. 24: Visionary Work in San Rafael

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Twenty years ago, a group of Marin residents conceived of a plan to transform a piece of their community and connect with others through an art center. That idea is now known as Art Works Downtown, a multi-gallery space chock-full of talented artists and exciting exhibits. This weekend, the collective commemorates the last two decades with a new show, ‘20/20 Vision,’ that looks on the past, the present and to the future. The opening reception boasts live music from Danny Click, Jerry Hannan and Shana Morrison, art demonstrations and plenty of local food and wine. Saturday, Sept. 24, at Art Works Downtown, 1337 Fourth St., San Rafael. 6:30pm. $45–$55 and up. 415.451.8119.

Shaking It Up

Stolen Fruit would like to steal a little shelf space away from conventional, high-fructose, corn-syrup-saturated, artificially flavored and colored cocktail mixers. And it's about time. Taking a cue from craft cocktail recipes, the Healdsburg-based company uses verjus, a slightly sweet, somewhat sour unfermented grape juice that's historically been used in European cooking, as a base. Verjus is traditionally made from...

The Big Squeeze

Due to major changes in the law, everyone in the cannabis industry will soon have a choice to make: get licensed, stay (or go) black market or quit. As an attorney, I cannot, and will not, recommend anything other than full compliance with state and local law for those who want to be involved. Unfortunately, it is my opinion that...

Abundance

A tasty tradition 42 years strong, the Sonoma County Harvest Fair is back this weekend for three days of food, wine, beer and family fun. The highlight of this year's fair is the Wine Country Marketplace, a one-stop shopping experience where you can browse, sample, buy and take home the best local wines and food while enjoying chef demonstrations...

Footwork

The grape is nature's original smack pack. Inside each sturdy package is all the sugar required to make wine, and outside is the yeast needed to ferment that sugar. All you've got to do is break the grape. Over the centuries, the ancient method of simply treading grapes underfoot has been replaced by technology of ever-increasing sophistication, from hand-cranked crushers...

Fishing Report…Goes Fishing. Plus: Skitzo Roolz!

The Bohemian and Pacific Sun are sharing a cover story this week about an awesome Bay Area guy named Kirk Lombard who just published his Sea Forager's Guide to the Northern California Coast—a great, fun read and I hope you'll check out my long feature on Kirk in Wednesday's paper. Had a lot of fun writing it. We did...

Listen to Picture Atlantic’s Single, “Billy Banker”

Bay Area alternative indie band Picture Atlantic possess a rapid fire rock and roll sound that harkens back to the festive pop of British Invasion bands while repping an authentic West Coast brashness. Recently, the band released the quick, acerbic and memorable "Billy Banker," the second official single off the upcoming full length album, Assouf, due out October 21. Take two minutes out of your Friday...

Sept. 22-25: Cinema Blend in Kenwood

An eclectic celebration of cinema and culture, the Wine Country Film Festival marks its 30th anniversary this year and offers four days of international and independent films screening in Kenwood. Highlights of this year’s film festival include Mexico’s submission to the Academy Awards, 600 Miles; the Mediterranean-set animated film The Prophet, produced by Salma Hayek; and The Seasons in...

Sept. 23-25: Vintage Fun in Sonoma

The second oldest festival in California, the Valley of the Moon Vintage Festival, is 119 years old, though it’s still a fresh mix of music, food and fun for the whole family. This year’s opening gala on Sept. 23 features ’80s dance band Notorious belting out the hits while attendees sample food and wine from local Sonoma restaurants. The...

Sept. 23: Sunny Sounds in Petaluma

Petaluma native Stella Heath grew up on the jazz of greats like Louis Armstrong and New Orleans–infused swing and Gypsy music, and she incorporates all of that into her work as vocalist for French Oak. A worldly blues and jazz outfit, which also features members of Gypsy dance band Dgiin, French Oak is ready to unveil its debut album,...

Sept. 24: Visionary Work in San Rafael

Twenty years ago, a group of Marin residents conceived of a plan to transform a piece of their community and connect with others through an art center. That idea is now known as Art Works Downtown, a multi-gallery space chock-full of talented artists and exciting exhibits. This weekend, the collective commemorates the last two decades with a new show,...
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