Script Tease

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A good comedy has no plot, but plenty of funny lines. It has no dead bodies, unless the deceased has a k in his name. And it always ends with a last-minute twist and a big shiny rainbow, literal or figurative.

So lectures high-strung Broadway producer Jerry Cobb (Chris Schloemp, hilarious), who’s paid big bucks to a recently successful (but seriously depressed) young playwright named “Nebraska” Jones (Devin McConnell, nailing the character’s aggressively mopey narcissism). Cobb, assisted by his timid but ambitious second-in-command, Charlie (Benjamin Stowe, animated and entertainingly goofy), is counting on his expensive playwright to produce a modern masterpiece.

Thus the title of Rob Caisely’s funny, frisky, frenetic (but woefully overlong) farce A Masterpiece of Comic . . . Timing. Directed with gleeful fury by Craig Miller, Masterpiece—running throughout May in the Studio Theater at 6th Street Playhouse in Santa Rosa—is Caisely’s fourth show, along with Kite’s Book, Happy and Date Night, to run at 6th Street. Caisely’s prolific run in Santa Rosa is the product of a long-term professional association between the Idaho-based playwright and Miller, 6th Street’s artistic director.

Masterpiece has a classic, old-school set-up: a sad writer, desperate producers, an exuberantly sexy actress ex-girlfriend (Rose Roberts, hysterical), all trapped in a “luxury” hotel during an Arizona heat wave, with the AC malfunctioning to an absurd degree; there’s underwear weather in the main suite, but blizzard conditions in the bedroom. It’s a simple but sturdy framework on which to hang one-liners, sight gags and general silliness, though not quite sturdy enough to support the play’s somewhat repetitive, 135-minute running time.

Most of the best gags are at the expense of show-business types, as when Cobb snarls, “Writers! We need ’em, but we don’t have to like ’em!” or when Nola Hart (the playwright’s dim former fling), naming her choicest professional attributes, purrs, “My talent, my brains, my body—or both!”

It’s all very silly and kind of pointless, but despite a script that stretches the gags to the breaking point, Masterpiece—no masterpiece, but plenty of fun—does follow Cobb’s slick formula for comedic success. Right down to the shiny rainbow at the end.

Rating (out of 5): ★★★½

Fresh Meat

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Thistle Meats, the picturesque, three-year-old Petaluma butcher shop, reopened under new ownership last week after a three-week closure. Chef Travis Day replaces owner Molly Best and head charcuterie maker Aaron Gilliam.

“I was working at Cavallo Point in Sausalito as the chef de cuisine, and had just started to settle in when I was approached by Aaron,” says Day, who had worked with Gilliam in the past. “He let me know that the shop was going to be up for sale. Once all the pieces started to fall into place, it really felt like something that I had to do.”

Best decided to sell after a drunken driver plowed into the storefront last year.

Day arrives at Thistle with a long résumé as a world traveler and chef. Having traveled to over 20 countries, he spent the last few years of his career in San Francisco, most recently at Oro, a short-lived Mint Plaza restaurant. Other stints include cooking with Jason Fox at Commonwealth and working as a sous chef at Central Kitchen and Salumeria, Mission District restaurants where Day crafted charcuterie, paté and other meaty creations. Why focus on charcuterie after working as chef de cuisine, the No. 2 man in the kitchen?

“I remember the first professional kitchen I walked into, where the chef asked me what station I wanted to work,” Day says. “I told him I wanted to work the grill, thinking that I liked to barbecue and that those skills would come in handy on the grill station.”

As he started improving and after he fell in love with cooking meat and making sauces, charcuterie became a natural next step. “Once I became a sous chef,” Day says, “I started to experiment with charcuterie and preserving and fermenting, and that grew into a healthy obsession that followed me from restaurant to restaurant.”

Now Day gets to share his obsession on a daily basis.

“My goal for the menu is to highlight the meats that we offer in the case in interesting and delicious dishes,” he says. “For example, the green bean salad features our duck confit with goat cheese, Blue Lake beans dressed in whole grain mustard, nicoise olives and pea shoots. Often, charcuterie is rich and fatty, and I like to balance that with fresh, bright ingredients and lemony or acidic vinaigrettes.”

As the new owner, Day is dreaming up a mix of Thistle staples and new additions, such as Sunday supper events hosting chefs from the greater Bay Area
(a June event will feature a collaboration with San Francisco’s award-winning, vegetable-centric restaurant Lord Stanley); drinks courtesy of beverage director Jenny Schwarz, co-owner of Oakland’s Hopscotch and Sláinte; and sandwiches, salads and soups
from chef Kyle Itani, of Hopscotch and Itani Ramen, both located in Oakland.

“There’s no one I trust more to assist me in making this business beautiful and efficient,” says Day of bringing collaborators from the East Bay. “Kyle’s grandfather owned a butcher shop in Salinas, and I think it’s amazing that he is carrying on the family tradition. We even have his old scale in the shop.”

Thistle Meats, 160 Petaluma Blvd. N., Petaluma. 707.772.5442.

Gutsy

Our microbiome, a vast universe of beneficial bacteria within our intestines, is at the center of our ability to process nutrition and energy, ensuring proper and dynamic function of our metabolic systems. In the cases of chronic dysfunction, metabolic disorders, inflammation and a variety of maladies occur.

Maintaining homeostasis, the physiological balancing act our bodies perform in relation to internal and external flux, is the overlying function of the endocannabinoid system (ECS). Its role has been discovered to be crucial in regulating immune function, mood and adaptation to stress. Endocannabinoids, cannabis-like molecules produced within the body, as well as phytocannabinoids like the ones found in cannabis, regulate many systems found within the brain and body. There are two distinct endocannabinoid receptor systems: CB1, found in the brain and central nervous system; and CB2, found in organs, immune-system cells and peripheral parts of the body.

Recently, University of Conneticut researchers illuminated a crucial link between the ECS and gut immune-system function. They discovered that capsaicin, the molecule that makes hot peppers hot, stimulates the TRPV1 receptor in the gut. (The TRPV1 receptor system is responsible for the mediation of inflammation, body temperature and the perception of pain.)

The result of this stimulation is the production of anandamide, dubbed the “bliss molecule,” an endocannabinoid that functions similarly to its phytocannabinoid counterparts. Anandamide also controls appetite and energy balance. When it’s produced due to TRPV1 stimulation from capsaicin, anandamide subsequently mediates immune-system function, thus providing a crucial homeostatic role.

Why is this important? Homeostasis of the immune system in the gut assures that pathogens are responded to accordingly, while nutrients are tolerated and assimilated. A healthy gut can correspond to proper metabolism, immune-system function and overall well-being. Anandamide also stimulates the CB1 receptor in the brain, and, as researchers found, the “results uncover a major conversation between the immune and nervous system.”

In short, the ECS is responsible for maintaining homeostasis within the gut, “one of the most fundamental properties of the immune system.”

Additionally, cannabidiol, a non-psychoactive cannabinoid found in cannabis, helps anandamide stick around longer in our bellies. More anandamide translates into greater ECS health, conveying a greater therapeutic effect upon gut-immune health.

Hot pepper starts can be found at nurseries throughout Sonoma County.

Patrick Anderson is a lead educator at Project CBD.

Nightmare Scenario

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May 15 was California Immigrant Day, but tell that to U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions. The latest deportation outrage involves two Jalisco natives caught up in the undocumented sweep carried out by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officials in California.

Hugo Mejia is a San Rafael resident with no criminal record and long-standing community ties. He’s locked up in an ICE facility awaiting expedited deportation after getting sent there when he reported to a new job at a defense-contractor plant. A Social Security check revealed his non-citizen status; he’s been in the United States for 17 years.

“We’re trying to get him some due process,” says North Coast Congressman Jared Huffman. “That’s what is so scary about this one, given all these reassurances that this would be focused on criminals—this puts the lie to that.”

Huffman is trying to sort the opaque administration’s dictates. “Even the (Department of Homeland Security) secretary has come into the caucus and given us vague and contradictory statements about what the policies are going to be,” Huffman says.

DHS secretary John Kelly hails from an Irish-Catholic background. Fellow Catholic Mejia, a father of three, will likely miss the confirmation of one of his children this weekend.

“The real significance of this case beyond the compelling drama that is creating so much support in my district is that if this gentleman can be caught in a sting, summarily arrested and deported without any due process, it’s hard to imagine any undocumented immigrant—that’s 12 million people—being safe,” Huffman says. “That is
sort of a nightmare scenario.”

Solar Systems

“Solar panels,” says Bruce Rhodes, “are the hottest thing since sliced bread in Africa.” Rhodes, who wears several hats in Sonoma County, heads Santa Rosa’s Arlene Francis Center, but that’s not his primary mission. Rhodes travels to Mali and Senegal several times a year to help villagers go solar.

Rhodes’ passion for the solar-panel project in the West African nations strikes a global chord that resonates locally. Rhodes’ commitment helps create energy independence at the village level and serves to “keep the youngsters close to home instead of facing the possibility of leaving, and who knows where they will end up—in a war zone, or somewhere outside the village.”

Rhodes is a graduate of New College in the North Bay, and a longstanding champion of the power of solar energy at home and abroad. The solar-panel project is part of a universal, self-sustainability matrix called HIEC (health, income, education and culture). Rhodes partners with the Berkeley-based We Care Solar, a project that brings electricity via “solar suitcases” to assist with birthing babies in villages where the nearest hospitals are hours away.

Rhodes also created Drums for Solar to broker agreements with villagers, “to help them become empowered and self-sustaining where they live,” and he’s bringing this message to the Arlene Francis Center on Sunday, May 21, from 5pm to 9pm. Attendees can expect a drum-centric celebration with food, music, videos, dancing and the U.S. premiere of Heritage, a poignant film about village life by a Mali student named Tiorre, who also created the West African Film Festival. Rhodes heads back to Mali in December to beat the drum for global solar awareness and action.

Lenita Marie Johnson is a native New Englander and broadcast journalist and writer who lives in Sonoma County and attends Santa Rosa Junior College.

Open Mic is a weekly feature in the ‘Bohemian.’ We welcome your contribution. To have your topical essay of 350 words considered for publication, write op*****@******an.com.

Rhino Ride Coming to the North Bay

Matt Meyer is a South African conservationist, safari guide and cyclist who has spent the last few weeks riding his bike from the Canadian border on down to San Diego; all the while pulling a 300lb life-size black rhino sculpture.The pedal-powered spectacle known as Rhino Ride is raising funds for three South African organizations dedicated to protecting the Rhinos.

Tomorrow, May 16, Meyer’s trek arrives in the North Bay, on view at the Sebastopol Visitor’s Center and crashing at Petaluma metal artist Kevin Clark’s Reared in Steel studio for a party.

The Crash of Rhinos event in Petaluma begins at 4pm and features Clark’s own imaginative metal rhino sculpture and Meyer’s realistic recreation on hand for viewing and pictures, along with music by the Highway Poets, a classroom Safari, raffle and food and drinks. The event also aims to raise awareness of what Reared in Steel does for Burning Man and get the community involved in creating large-scale interactive art.

For more information about the Sebastopol event, click here. For details on the Crash of Rhinos in Petaluma, click here. For more information about the Rhino Ride event’s fundraising efforts, watch the video below.


Volunteer to Be a Part of Railroad Square Music Festival


Returning this year for a third annual installment of great music in the heart of Santa Rosa, the Railroad Square Music Festival is looking for a few good volunteers.
The community event, run by the fine folks at the North Bay Hootenanny and supported by groups like Second Octave Entertainment, is going to be bigger than ever when it takes over the Railroad Square district on June 11, and you can lend a hand (or a couple of bucks) to ensure the show goes smoothly for the expected 5,000 people who will be attending.
Watch the video above to learn how you can volunteer. And then watch the video below to get more information on the festival’s Go Fund Me campaign. This event is going to be a blast, don’t miss out on the fun!

 

May 12: Throwback Horror in Cloverdale

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When the original ‘Invasion of the Body Snatchers’ was released in 1956, America was a country of sock-hops, soda jerks and drive-in movies. Now, more than 60 years later, Body Snatchers remains one of the most memorable horror films to come out of the era of McCarthy and the Cold War, and the term “Pod People” still generates shivers down the backs of those who saw it. This week, the film lovers at Alexander Valley Film Society are dialing the clock back and presenting the film in true 1950s fashion, with a drive-in screening of the movie on Friday, May 12, at the Citrus Fairgrounds, 1 Citrus Drive, Cloverdale. Gates open at 6:30pm. $15–$60. avfilmsociety.org.

May 12-13: Space Mom in Yountville & St. Helena

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Chemist, physician and former NASA astronaut Anna Lee Fisher became the first mom in space when she flew aboard Discovery in 1984. Her highly decorated career has inspired generations, and her empowering stories have made her a popular figure at events around the country. This week, Fisher is in the Napa Valley for a pair of appearances. First, she’ll be in conversation with her daughter, Emmy-winning newswoman Kristin Fisher, on Friday. Then, she appears at a screening and panel discussion of the film Hidden Figures on Saturday. Catch Fisher on May 12 at 7pm at the Napa Valley Museum (55 Presidents Circle, Yountville; $10–$20; 707.944.0500) and on May 13 at 2pm at Cameo Cinemas (1340 main St.,
St. Helena; $8–$15; 707.963.9779).

May 13: Home-style Helping in Rio Nido

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The Clean River Alliance is all about talking trash—in the Russian River, that is. After seeing the flow of garbage that heads out into the ocean after heavy rains, founder Chris Bokate developed the alliance to remove trash from the lower Russian River and prevent it from devastating the local environment. This week, the Clean River Alliance is raising funds with an old-fashioned spaghetti cook-off that features family fun and lots of food. Vote for your favorite sauces, dance to the tunes of Midnight Sun, enter to win door prizes, bid on silent auctions and sign up to help the alliance on Saturday, May 13, at the Rio Nido Roadhouse, 14540 Canyon Two Road, Rio Nido. 4pm. $10–$20. cleanriveralliance.org.

Script Tease

A good comedy has no plot, but plenty of funny lines. It has no dead bodies, unless the deceased has a k in his name. And it always ends with a last-minute twist and a big shiny rainbow, literal or figurative. So lectures high-strung Broadway producer Jerry Cobb (Chris Schloemp, hilarious), who's paid big bucks to a recently successful (but...

Fresh Meat

Thistle Meats, the picturesque, three-year-old Petaluma butcher shop, reopened under new ownership last week after a three-week closure. Chef Travis Day replaces owner Molly Best and head charcuterie maker Aaron Gilliam. "I was working at Cavallo Point in Sausalito as the chef de cuisine, and had just started to settle in when I was approached by Aaron," says Day, who...

Gutsy

Our microbiome, a vast universe of beneficial bacteria within our intestines, is at the center of our ability to process nutrition and energy, ensuring proper and dynamic function of our metabolic systems. In the cases of chronic dysfunction, metabolic disorders, inflammation and a variety of maladies occur. Maintaining homeostasis, the physiological balancing act our bodies perform in relation to internal...

Nightmare Scenario

May 15 was California Immigrant Day, but tell that to U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions. The latest deportation outrage involves two Jalisco natives caught up in the undocumented sweep carried out by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officials in California. Hugo Mejia is a San Rafael resident with no criminal record and long-standing community ties. He's locked up in an...

Solar Systems

"Solar panels," says Bruce Rhodes, "are the hottest thing since sliced bread in Africa." Rhodes, who wears several hats in Sonoma County, heads Santa Rosa's Arlene Francis Center, but that's not his primary mission. Rhodes travels to Mali and Senegal several times a year to help villagers go solar. Rhodes' passion for the solar-panel project in the West African nations...

Rhino Ride Coming to the North Bay

Sebastopol stop and Petaluma party features artistic rhinos and raises funds to save them, tomorrow, May 16.

Volunteer to Be a Part of Railroad Square Music Festival

Returning this year for a third annual installment of great music in the heart of Santa Rosa, the Railroad Square Music Festival is looking for a few good volunteers. The community event, run by the fine folks at the North Bay Hootenanny and supported by groups like Second Octave Entertainment, is going to be bigger than ever when it takes...

May 12: Throwback Horror in Cloverdale

When the original ‘Invasion of the Body Snatchers’ was released in 1956, America was a country of sock-hops, soda jerks and drive-in movies. Now, more than 60 years later, Body Snatchers remains one of the most memorable horror films to come out of the era of McCarthy and the Cold War, and the term “Pod People” still generates shivers...

May 12-13: Space Mom in Yountville & St. Helena

Chemist, physician and former NASA astronaut Anna Lee Fisher became the first mom in space when she flew aboard Discovery in 1984. Her highly decorated career has inspired generations, and her empowering stories have made her a popular figure at events around the country. This week, Fisher is in the Napa Valley for a pair of appearances. First, she’ll...

May 13: Home-style Helping in Rio Nido

The Clean River Alliance is all about talking trash—in the Russian River, that is. After seeing the flow of garbage that heads out into the ocean after heavy rains, founder Chris Bokate developed the alliance to remove trash from the lower Russian River and prevent it from devastating the local environment. This week, the Clean River Alliance is raising...
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