Letters to the Editor: June 14, 2017

Pave It

Your fawning ode to this idiocy (“A Square Is Born,” May 17) shows that you are just in it for whatever advertising revenue you can get, this time from businesses around this public park. But not a word about the disruption to traffic: Mendocino Avenue is the main north-south thoroughfare aside from 101. In 1967, saner minds ran the city and made room in this underused park for important traffic connecting the south of Santa Rosa with the north. Now such traffic must wind its way around several left and right turns, slowing traffic and greatly adding to the noxious exhausts of slow-moving, often-stopped vehicles as they navigate the many turns.

It’s a testimony to the greed and short-sightedness of whoever is running Santa Rosa right now. Instead of attracting folks to local businesses, it will drive them to the 101 freeway.

Money is, of course, always an object, but instead of leaving well-enough alone, with two parks instead of one, any intelligent traffic planner or civic leader could have opted for an underground extension of Mendocino Avenue to allow free movement of vehicular traffic and expanding the park above back into its native big-square configuration. Think of Geary and Masonic boulevards in San Francisco. No doubt, some local politicians will add to their bank accounts from local businesses hoping to capitalize on increased business.

Graton

Climate Apocalypse

Polar bears in sunglasses
lolling on melting land masses
Penguins in sombreros
driving fossil-fuel Camaros
And if all the rising seas don’t fall,
we’ll never see any atolls at all

Greenland is so green now
that it’s filled with nudists
In Iceland, further south,
there frolic the lewdest
In America, once the Garden of Eden,
between its shining seas, a desolate desert scene

Might it be caused by corporate greed?
Could that just be the reason why?
Nah! A Chinese hoax! Pay it no heed,
we all know how scientists lie
Just ask our current president,
now there’s a really stand-up guy

Santa Rosa

Let It Fly

As proud, patriotic Americans, we flew the Stars and Stripes on Jan. 20 to commemorate the inauguration of President Donald J. Whatsisface. Only it flew upside-down, to acknowledge the dire crisis our country was in on that dark day and will be in for the next four years. On that day, I saw two other American flags flying upside-down in our west Petaluma neighborhood alone.

Ever since I can remember, we always flew the American flag on June 14, which is Flag Day. This June 14, that tradition will continue, even though it is slightly tarnished by President Whatsisname’s 71st birthday. And again, we will fly our flag upside-down. What better way to honor our beloved flag and at the same time, say “Happy Birthday, President Shitgibbon”?

Petaluma

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Back from Dead

The Mummy is a title to reckon with, and this re-re-remake isn’t committed enough to be really bad. Under Alex Kurtzman’s flavorless direction, almost every character is a pain—even the ornery good girl (Annabelle Wallace) seems to have fading hopes of her own importance to the plot.

The sacred ancient text The Mummy is based on is Tom Cruise Script A1, “The Menschification of Tom Cruise,” in which our boy-man must learn to be nice to other people instead of just standing around grinning, amazed at his own naughty mischief.

Nick Morton (Cruise) and Chris Vail (Jake Johnson) are U.S. soldiers in Iraq doing a little archaeological looting. After being shot at by some insurgents, Morton and Vail request an air strike, and the drone’s bomb crater reveals a tomb. Inside is Middle-Kingdom Princess Ahmanet (Sofia Boutella), wrapped alive, tossed into a sarcophagus far from home in Mesopotamia.

The military hauls the cursed mummy to a museum in London. There, Ahmanet gets out and goes on the town, sucking all the life out of passersby. Trailing her is Dr. Henry Jekyll (a not-bad Russell Crowe), as bearded, baleful and tweedy as Professor Quatermass. The doctor, and his companion Hyde (yes, that Jekyll and Hyde)—copper-green of face, shiny like a fly’s abdomen—are heads of a secret organization that studies and captures monsters.

The 1990s Brendan Fraser movies are now the official Mummy flicks of so many childhoods. Thus it’s probably a doomed effort to recall the 1932 Boris Karloff version, and far less to recall the 1960s Hammer remakes starring His Magnificence, Christopher Lee. There’s nothing Zeitgeisty in this version, despite the Iranian prologue. True, the dead princess is alluring in her diaphanous linens, seen in desert-sunset-lit flashbacks, but Boutella, never stays lovely enough to kindle any love and Cruise doesn’t take the bait. Kurtzman, apparently, prefers the kid fodder of zombies—rot instead of romance.

‘The Mummy’ is playing in wide release in the North Bay.

Noble Grape

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The Norton grape is an American original, an accidental hybrid that was found, then lost and found again. Still, it’s hard to find.

Port maker Bill Reading found it by chance when he learned that one of his major sources for Petite Sirah and other red wine grapes also grows five acres of Norton. “In 2012 I bought a ton, and have been buying a ton a year ever since then,” Reading says. “I love the story behind it, and I really like the characteristics it exhibits.”

The story behind the Norton grape has more twists and turns than the story of Zinfandel, which some Norton supporters see as an usurper of the grape’s rightful claim as America’s “heritage grape.” Put author Todd Kliman’s Wild Vine on your reading list if you’ve got the leisure time; published in 2010, the book follows a quirky cast of characters, both historical and contemporary, from the cruel farce of the Virginia Company’s vinicultural efforts at Jamestown through the recent sort-of-resurgence of the Norton grape.

The who, again? Long story short, a despondent young Virginia doctor and amateur botanist named Daniel Norton set out to accomplish what no less a green thumb than Thomas Jefferson failed to do: create an all-American wine that could hold its own against the great wines of France.

Somewhere around 1820, Norton tried to hybridize native grapes with a Vitis vinifera cultivar from Burgundy—not an unusual preoccupation, since long before hybrids were considered as a solution to the fungal diseases and root louses that invaded European vineyards and then California, would-be vintners wished to tame the “foxy” flavor of native grapes. But one experiment went awry when “rogue” pollen from nearby Vitis aestivalis produced the seed of a grape that Norton called, with 19th-century frankness, the “Seedling.”

Listed in a nursery catalogue in 1822, the Norton vine was later taken up in Missouri, where a wine industry thrived until Prohibition. Norton wines were served at the White House and won top prizes in European competitions. When the business picked up again in California, nobody cared about Norton anymore, and the five acres grown by Heringer Estates, a fourth-generation operation in Clarksburg, doesn’t even register on official acreage reports.

Norton has a reputation for producing big wines, and it’s not short on anthocyanins. “It’s fascinating how quickly it takes on the color of the skins,” Reading says. His Sonoma Portworks Aris Clarksburg Norton Port ($38) shows late-summer arbor aromas of grapes, figs and dates, and a sweet, earthy tobacco note. Any fan of traditional port would go wild for this.

June 10: Face Time in Petaluma

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The past, present and art come together in Petaluma this weekend, as three galleries open three different portrait-based exhibits highlighting local faces. Petaluma Arts Center’s ‘Face of Petaluma’ features works from five photographers and tells the stories of Petalumans from all walks of life. The Petaluma Historical Museum & Library’s “Portraits of Petaluma Pioneers” draws from the museum’s collection of preserved photos from the 1800s. IceHouse Gallery’s “(Mostly) Petaluma Portraits” displays Kathryn Keller’s highly detailed charcoal drawings of subjects who live and work in town. All shows hold a reception on Saturday, June 10. 5pm.

June 10: Music on the Mountain in Mill Valley

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Fifty years ago, Mount Tamalpais was the site of what is reportedly the first outdoor rock concert, the Fantasy Fair
and Magic Mountain Music Festival, which kicked off the Summer of Love. This weekend, the long-standing Mountain Play honors this legacy with the Magic Mountain Play Music Festival. Headlining the show is Jefferson Starship, and local musicians Matt Kizer, Shelley Doty, Olivia Davis and others also take the stage. The day-long celebration culminates in a special concert performance of the smash-hit musical Hair. Other groovy activities are also on hand when the magical festival happens Saturday, Jun 10, at Cushing Memorial Amphitheatre, 3801 Panoramic Hwy., Mill Valley. $25–$40. mountainplay.org.

June 10-11: Get Jazzed in Napa

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The Napa Valley Jazz Getaway is back this week, and Napa’s Blue Note is getting in on the action with several shows featuring promising young talent and proven veterans. The club is also using the occasion to debut its new outdoor stage for a weekend of afternoon delights. On Saturday, contemporary saxophonist Chase Huna and New York–based soul singer Morgan James take it outside. On Sunday, music industry staple Curtis Brooks and smooth jazz keyboardist Cecil Ramirez keep the good times going. June 10–11, Blue Note Jazz Club, 1030 Main St., Napa. Set times run 2pm, 3:30pm, 5pm and 7pm both days. jazzgetaway.com/tickets.

June 14: Comedy Relief in Santa Rosa

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North Bay standup star and SRJC communications department professor Nick Hoffman likes to have a good time. And it shows. As a performer, Hoffman has shared his insightful perspectives and hilarious wit in clubs across the country, and this month he shares his antics with the local crowd for a special variety show, Professor Hoffman’s Humpday Comedy Circus. Midweek is typically the hardest time to crack a smile, so Hoffman’s got his work cut out for him, but the jolly fellow is up for the task, driving a night of laughs on Wednesday, June 14, at 6th Street Playhouse, 52 W. Sixth St., Santa Rosa. 8pm. $10–$15. profhoffcomedy.com.

Wake Up, America

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Many Americans cite the economy as the most important issue today, but I believe that the environment and the dangers of Donald Trump’s proposed $1 trillion “upgrade” of the nuclear weapons system are the most critical issues we face.

The Massive Ordnance Air Blast Bomb (MOAB) dropped on Afghanistan April 13 is the most powerful conventional weapon, delivering a force of 11 tons of TNT. The atomic bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki in August 1945 killed at least 215,000 civilians and had a force equal to 15 and 18 kilotons, respectively.

In contrast, the most common warheads in the U.S. arsenal, the W76 and W88, have an explosive power of 100 and 475 kilotons, 6 to 30 times the destructive force of rudimentary atomic bombs, and 9,000 to 43,000 times the force of the MOAB. America’s submarines carry 890 of these, and land-based Minuteman III ICBMs are armed with another 400, each one 300 to 500 kilotons.

A 2016 study found that a nuclear exchange between India and Pakistan, which has been threatened, would cause a nuclear winter severely reducing Asian monsoon rains and grain production, causing the starvation of 100 million or more people. And their weapons are less fearsome than America’s.

By most estimates, North Korea has about 20 nuclear weapons with the destructive power of the bomb that destroyed Hiroshima. The United States has about 6,800. Russia has about 7,000, and China has 260.

The United States currently spends more on its nuclear weapons program than all other countries combined. The first draft of the United Nations treaty to prohibit nuclear weapons, supported by over 120 nations, was presented May 22 and is expected to be voted on by the UN in July. The U.S. rejects the UN deliberations.

Aside from the nuclear peril, the dangers posed by anthropogenic climate change, and the massive amounts of pollutants dumped into our atmosphere, water and soil, are clear. If we continue to foul our own nest, as we are doing, there will be no economy as an issue.

The governments of the world and the common people here and all over Mother Earth need to demonstrate and take urgent action, doing everything we can individually and collectively to reverse these twin, interrelated threats to our existence.

Barry Barnett is a writer, health professional and musician living in Santa Rosa.

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Gin Mill

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Whiskey is hot, and it had better stay hot awhile, because somebody needs to drink the lake of whiskey that craft distilleries are busily filling, barrel by barrel.

You’d never know there was a lake of whiskey in downtown Graton, because the whiskey lake at Graton Distilling is hidden inside a lake of wine. Almost literally. The buildings of Purple Wine & Spirits, a custom crush, bottling and distribution facility, seem to go on for a mile, and surely contain enough wine to fill a small irrigation pond, at the least. If you’ve ever seen an unfamiliar, maybe whimsically titled brand of wine that was vinted in Graton, Calif., this is likely the source. I see familiar names on cases stacked to the sky here, too—these wines are being bottled, blended or otherwise reshuffled and warehoused. This sprawling labyrinth is the kind of place where quaint wine country gets business done.

The company was founded by Derek Benham, the brandmeister—with brother Courtney, who runs Martin Ray down the road—behind the Blackstone and Mark West labels. A big fan of Spanish gin, Benham added the spirits component in 2014. But first, on to the whiskey, as company president Aaron Webb at last opens the door to a barrel room packed with gray, crusty old casks that look very different than wine barrels.

These weren’t distilled in Graton, explains Webb, whose qualifications include 15 years experience at Kentucky spirits behemoth Brown-Forman, and the accent to match. They’re playing the market both ways, importing and aging Kentucky or Indiana-produced whiskey for a blend they’re calling—with some kind of smooth-sounding apologia lost to my notes—Redwood Empire American Whiskey. Yet to be released, the blend is quite smooth and tasty.

Behind another door, master distiller Jeff Duckhorn and crew are steadily filling barrels, four a day, four days a week, with the product of their column still. These whiskeys are made from a wash fermented from pre-milled grain, and are still a work in progress. Duckhorn, who actually started in the accounting department (and, yes, he’s related to the Napa wine folks), pours samples from a multi-hued collection that fills a wall in a stylish anteroom furnished with a rustic bar. Graton Distilling is not open for tasting, however, so don’t bother the folks at the front office about it.

Made with neutral spirit that’s redistilled with a custom blend of aromatic spices and citrus in small batches, the attractively retro-labeled D. George Benham’s Sonoma Dry Gin is floral and spicy, with a nice sweet and dry balance, and can be found at local retailers and bars.

A Square Is Born

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It’s a hot Friday afternoon in Santa Rosa and Old Courthouse Square is not yet an urban oasis of cool comfort, but the sycamore trees are starting to grow in as lunch-goers and downtown denizens make their way through and around Santa Rosa’s new center. The hot dog man is busy on the corner of Mendocino Avenue and Fourth Street. The place to be is on a shady bench near the remaining redwood trees that weren’t removed as the $10.5-million Square moved from concept to
build-out.

Some 30 years after the downtown business community conjured a reunited Courthouse Square, here it is, and it’s frankly too easy to throw shade on the shadeless expanse of civic space—but give it time. Designed as a multi-use civic gathering space, the Square is purposefully single-level and built without a gazebo or a permanent stage to prevent any restrictions for potential events.

“The idea was to create an open space for an event planner to come in and make it their space, reimagine it, re-create without having anything already established,” says Jaime Smedes, Transportation and Public Works marketing and outreach coordinator with the city of Santa Rosa.

The Square truly is a blank and inviting palette, says Jonathan Coe, director of the Santa Rosa Metro Chamber of Commerce, whose offices are along the Square, ready to be painted at the discretion and direction of the citizens of Santa Rosa and a proposed business district that would give surrounding business owners a role in the maintenance and security of the public space.

Coe says the chamber is in the process of putting together a property-based business improvement district (PBID) “that would enable us to provide services beyond what the city is doing and what it would be doing on its own.” These sorts of business districts were written into California code in 1994, and allow them to supplant, but not replace, services that are already provided by the city.

One of the key provisions of the law encourages nonprofits to deliver services normally provided by government, as a supplement to those services. These activities may include acting as an intermediary between Square-sitters and law enforcement, but Coe stresses that “it is not our intent to play a private security role per se. The team we hope to have on the streets will be a combination of litter picker-uppers and ‘liaisons’ to the various homeless services . . . so that they can make referrals and contacts, and then also to collaborate where needed [with law enforcement] on quality-of-life ordinance violations.”

There’s been significant support for the business district from merchants around the Square and adjoining blocks, as Coe acknowledges that past efforts to bring businesses together to better manage the downtown transient population “did not work out well.” But he says that because the initiators of the PBID are in large measure the same business owners who have pushed for the Courthouse Square unification, he’s confident the PBID will ultimately prevail. There’s first a process, however, that’s just getting off the ground.

As the PBID is considered, so too is a question: Should Santa Rosans be worried about a nongovernmental organization given wide latitude to manage a public space that was upgraded with public money, and where private security officials will be charged with interacting or engaging with vulnerable, homeless and/or mentally ill persons persons who may be creating a disturbance? Coe says not too worry, as does Santa Rosa vice mayor Jack Tibbetts, who insists that any downtown business district would come with city oversight and ample sensitivity to the rights of all citizens to use the Square.

Still, the proposed business district would stand in contrast to the roll-out of a revitalized and nearby Railroad Square, where business owners have an informal, “pass-the-hat” system to enhance security in the area, Coe says. Railroad Square business owners bypassed the formal and state-sanctioned PBID process.

Courthouse Square’s present, reunified status was years in the making—the Square itself is 133 years old but was bifurcated by Mendocino Avenue in 1967. The original courthouse was destroyed by the 1906 earthquake and a new one built in 1910; that courthouse was taken down in 1966 because it was declared seismically unfit.

That the Square is rather starkly appointed was by design. Jason Nutt, director of the Sonoma County Department of Transportation and Public Works, says the design goal for the Square—which necessitated the controversial removal of 90 trees—was to create a space that was “open, flexible and inviting.”

And right out of the gate the Square hosted the successful Ironman 70.3 Santa Rosa competition, whose organizer said the event was the best it’s seen in North America, says Nutt. Not bad for a brand-new venue.

Before it was redesigned, the Square was less than ideal and contained numerous “hiding spaces” that transient citizens made use of, Nutt says. “That really made people feel uncomfortable,” he says. But the new and improved plaza will be “the community’s living room,” he says.

Lesser-known design details give a sense of the local that’s not immediately observable through a simple stroll across the space. Nutt’s favorite design details are the light features, which are custom-fabricated by celebrated metal artist Michael Bondi.
The fixtures are sheathed in stainless steel and have programmable LEDs that can change color. Each of the lights has the figure of a plant created by Luther Burbank cut into it: the Santa Rosa plum, Shasta daisy, firefly poppy and the white blackberry. Nutt calls the lights the plaza’s “jewelry.”

The current reunification effort dates back to 2004 when a group called the Coalition to Restore Courthouse Square launched a then-quixotic journey that would pay off more than a decade later.

“It’s had quite a long history,” says Curtis Nichols, vice president and landscape architect at the Santa Rosa architectural firm Carlile Macy, which designed and executed the reunified Square. “We’re riding on the shoulders of a lot of people who have been trying to do this for the past 20 years,” Nichols says.

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Delays and cost-overruns aren’t an unusual feature of any city-sponsored project, and Courthouse Square was no exception. Wet weather was one of the biggest obstacles, Nichols says.

“The biggest challenge was the tight time frame,” Nichols says. “There was a point in the beginning where it was like, ‘What did I sign up for!'”

Though it’s open to the public, the plaza isn’t complete. Yet to come is a redesigned water fountain on the south side featuring artist Ruth Asawa’s works of history and marine life that used to occupy the site, and an as-yet-to-be-determined art installation on the north side. Funds for those projects have not yet been raised.

But Nichols is proud of what he helped create.

“We took our charge seriously,” he says. “This is arguably the most important public space in Santa Rosa.”

The trees will grow quickly, Nichols says, as he highlights some of the other fun and funky decisions that give the plaza its character.

The permeable paver tiles will minimize stormwater runoff and help meet the plaza’s sustainability goals. One surprise for residents may have been the inclusion of parking around the plaza, with angled lots on the east and west sides that Nichols says are the best practices for new urban design that reflect and enhance a new effort to bring people back to downtown after an exodus that began nationwide in the 1960s.

The Square also encourages multi-use functions with the installation of 50 bike racks, free WiFi and “hydration stations,” plumbing formerly known as “water fountains.”

While Coe and local businesses are putting together their plan to provide security, services and overall management of the Square, he has no intention to use a heavy hand, especially when it comes to programming, which the PBID does not address.

“The programming in the Square at this point will remain with the city and with city parks,” he says. “They have a very clear process for getting permitted. That said, we will put together a variety of programming options that will go through the same process as anyone else.”

That process starts with Tara Thompson, arts coordinator with Santa Rosa’s Department of Recreation & Parks.

Event hosts need to apply for a permit with Thompson, who facilitates the review and approval process. The Square is currently hosting single-day events, such as the Luther Burbank Rose Parade and the IronMan triathlon, which both took place in May. The Wednesday Night Market now runs adjacent to the plaza and on June 7, three couples are getting married at the market.

Interest is in the plaza is high, Thompson says. “I’ve met with several people over the last month or so who see that the Square is now open and want to bring an event there.”

Recreation & Parks has
been drafting a revised permit policy that provides clear guidelines and restrictions for event producers. The revised policy was slated to go before the Santa Rosa City Council on June 6. Thompson hopes these new guidelines will help prevent occurrences like the spray-paint markings left on the paver stones after Rose Parade organizers thought they’d used water-soluble paint. Oops.

“That was just a total fluke,” says Thompson.

Event organizers, she says, ought to apply a minimum of one month, and up to a year, in advance, depending on the complexity of the proposed
event. Outdoor yoga has been going on in the Square since it opened last month, but permits for that don’t take a month to approve, she says, owing to the limited impact on surrounding traffic and parking.

Permits cost $75, though event producers will also have to pay general liability insurance and cover other costs such as reserving parking spaces. You want to serve booze or crank up some propane stoves? That will require additional permission from the city. You want to blow a doobie? Not a good idea.

‘We all see benefits to the PBID proposal,” says Tibbets, who adds that, while city officials are focused on affordable housing, the Roseland annexation, cannabis permits—all while short-staffed—the Courthouse Square business district can pick up some of the slack.

Still, the issue of Santa Rosa’s homeless population swirls around the future of Old Courthouse Square—and Tibbets says for that reason “everything is in kind of a limbo,” as the city awaits the petition and proposal. “They need to whip up the votes to actually form this thing,” Tibbets says, even as the city progresses on an anti-homeless plan that’s yet to be fully implemented. It appears that there’s a little bit of “wait and see” going on between business and the city.

“It’s true the business community didn’t want Courthouse Square to be a transient place for the homeless or indigent,” Tibbetts says. “But attitudes are changing around the Square once it opened—we are seeing homeless people utilize it, as they have a right to. But they are not, and have not been, an unwelcome presence.”

He says the business district proposal would be subject to review by the city council. Under state law, the PBID has to be renewed every five years, among other conditions of the designation. And if the group was in breach of contract, the city “would take control of Courthouse Square at any given time. This is not a gift of public property to private entities.”

Coe is aware and comfortable with the PBID’s proposed role,
but even moreso, he’s excited about the possibilities as he lists the ingredients for a well-managed plaza. The only
missing ingredient is time. He ticks of “the music concerts, a Friday-night market, special events, a place for First Amendment rights to be asserted. This is essentially a place for the community to convene and hopefully with that vitality comes increased business activity downtown. Stick around, enjoy the restaurants!”

Letters to the Editor: June 14, 2017

Pave It Your fawning ode to this idiocy ("A Square Is Born," May 17) shows that you are just in it for whatever advertising revenue you can get, this time from businesses around this public park. But not a word about the disruption to traffic: Mendocino Avenue is the main north-south thoroughfare aside from 101. In 1967, saner minds ran...

Back from Dead

The Mummy is a title to reckon with, and this re-re-remake isn't committed enough to be really bad. Under Alex Kurtzman's flavorless direction, almost every character is a pain—even the ornery good girl (Annabelle Wallace) seems to have fading hopes of her own importance to the plot. The sacred ancient text The Mummy is based on is Tom Cruise Script...

Noble Grape

The Norton grape is an American original, an accidental hybrid that was found, then lost and found again. Still, it's hard to find. Port maker Bill Reading found it by chance when he learned that one of his major sources for Petite Sirah and other red wine grapes also grows five acres of Norton. "In 2012 I bought a ton,...

June 10: Face Time in Petaluma

The past, present and art come together in Petaluma this weekend, as three galleries open three different portrait-based exhibits highlighting local faces. Petaluma Arts Center’s ‘Face of Petaluma’ features works from five photographers and tells the stories of Petalumans from all walks of life. The Petaluma Historical Museum & Library’s “Portraits of Petaluma Pioneers” draws from the museum’s collection...

June 10: Music on the Mountain in Mill Valley

Fifty years ago, Mount Tamalpais was the site of what is reportedly the first outdoor rock concert, the Fantasy Fair and Magic Mountain Music Festival, which kicked off the Summer of Love. This weekend, the long-standing Mountain Play honors this legacy with the Magic Mountain Play Music Festival. Headlining the show is Jefferson Starship, and local musicians Matt Kizer, Shelley...

June 10-11: Get Jazzed in Napa

The Napa Valley Jazz Getaway is back this week, and Napa’s Blue Note is getting in on the action with several shows featuring promising young talent and proven veterans. The club is also using the occasion to debut its new outdoor stage for a weekend of afternoon delights. On Saturday, contemporary saxophonist Chase Huna and New York–based soul singer...

June 14: Comedy Relief in Santa Rosa

North Bay standup star and SRJC communications department professor Nick Hoffman likes to have a good time. And it shows. As a performer, Hoffman has shared his insightful perspectives and hilarious wit in clubs across the country, and this month he shares his antics with the local crowd for a special variety show, Professor Hoffman’s Humpday Comedy Circus. Midweek...

Wake Up, America

Many Americans cite the economy as the most important issue today, but I believe that the environment and the dangers of Donald Trump's proposed $1 trillion "upgrade" of the nuclear weapons system are the most critical issues we face. The Massive Ordnance Air Blast Bomb (MOAB) dropped on Afghanistan April 13 is the most powerful conventional weapon, delivering a force...

Gin Mill

Whiskey is hot, and it had better stay hot awhile, because somebody needs to drink the lake of whiskey that craft distilleries are busily filling, barrel by barrel. You'd never know there was a lake of whiskey in downtown Graton, because the whiskey lake at Graton Distilling is hidden inside a lake of wine. Almost literally. The buildings of Purple...

A Square Is Born

It's a hot Friday afternoon in Santa Rosa and Old Courthouse Square is not yet an urban oasis of cool comfort, but the sycamore trees are starting to grow in as lunch-goers and downtown denizens make their way through and around Santa Rosa's new center. The hot dog man is busy on the corner of Mendocino Avenue and Fourth...
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