Dec. 14: Yuletide Tunes in Napa

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From the lovable Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer to the magical Frosty the Snowman, many classic childhood Christmas characters, and the songs that made them famous, debuted in the golden age of the television Christmas special, a bygone annual tradition that featured seasonal songs performed on the air by vintage stars like Judy Garland, Bing Crosby and the Osmonds. This week, local stars Mike Greensill, Sandy Riccardi and Kellie Fuller revisit these retro moments with the Cool Yule Christmas Show, boasting jazzed-up renditions of holiday favorites on Thursday, Dec. 14, at the Blue Note Jazz Club, 1030 Main St., Napa. 7:30pm and 9:30pm. $10–$25. 707.603.1258.

Dec. 15: Talk of the Town in Healdsburg

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It’s only been open a month, but Healdsburg’s Elephant in the Room is already creating buzz from locals who love the watering hole’s relaxed and welcoming vibe, which includes an outdoor patio featuring live music. Nestled next to Sonoma Cider, the bar is helping turn the town’s Mill Street District into the entertainment district, and this weekend, the patio amps up the fun with local rock ’n’ roll outfit John Courage Trio, currently hard at work on their next LP and offering down-and-dirty jams on Friday, Dec. 15, at Elephant in the Room, 177-A Healdsburg Ave., Healdsburg. 8pm. Free. 21 and over.

Dec. 16: Worth a Thousand Words in Napa

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San Francisco–based photographer Dick Evans has been all over the world, but his home city is still his favorite canvas for taking eye-popping and intimate photos like the ones in his new book, The Mission. A journey through San Francisco’s working-class Mission District, whose neighborhoods are undergoing the process of gentrification, the book captures the faces and spaces in between the landmarks that reflect everyday struggles and success in the bustling burg. Evans discusses The Mission with a book signing and reception on Saturday, Dec. 16, at di Rosa Center for Contemporary Art, 5200 Sonoma Hwy., Napa. 3:30pm. Free. 707.226.5991.

Dec. 15 & 16: Mind Games in Santa Rosa

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Professional hypnotist Allen Gittelson knows that with great power comes great responsibility, meaning he only uses his gift of intuition for good. Wowing audiences with his entertaining and interactive stage shows full of mind reading and other mysterious cerebral feats, Gittelson returns to the North Bay for a pair of spellbinding appearances. First, Gittelson offers a ladies-only night of wonders, on Friday, Dec. 16, then follows it on Saturday, Dec. 16, with a performance for all. The Laugh Cellar, 5755 Mountain Hawk Way, Santa Rosa. Doors at 5pm, show at 7pm, Friday, $35; Saturday, $28. 707.843.3824.

GreenShoots

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On the map, it looks bad for Sugarloaf Ridge. Eighty percent of the state park was burned in the Nuns fire, whose ragged 52,894-acre boundary all but engulfs Sugarloaf’s 4,020 acres. The park is closed to the public until further notice.

To get a preview of what visitors might expect to see when this beloved local resource for hikers, campers and stargazers is reopened sometime next year, I meet up with a ranger at the park gate for a tour.

Our two-car convoy is soon delayed by a debris-clearing operation in the road. Clad in orange jumpsuits, an inmate work crew supervised by Cal Fire is loading brush and tree limbs into a truck-mounted chipper. While there’s evidence of burning on both sides of the road, mostly grass and understory burned here, and encouraging glimpses of green can be seen on the other side of the forested canyon.

My guide, supervising state park peace officer Robert Pickett, explains that much of the tree-cutting work in this area has been done to clear debris that could flood and wash out the Canyon Trail below.

The truck moves aside, and it’s a marvel to see the kiosk at the park entrance. There’s the visitor center, intact, as well as key facilities in the campground, although fire crept up to the edge. Not a single picnic table burned, according to Pickett.

Further on, Robert Ferguson Observatory still stands under a backdrop of burned chaparral. Colossal, chain-sawed sections of a partially fire-hollowed tree are parked in front of it, plucked from the blighted ravine below the parking lot. Trees like this have been removed if they could endanger buildings and visitors—one among several reasons the park isn’t slated to open soon. “There are still some sketchy trees out there,” says Pickett.

Yet a wooden outhouse in excellent condition is still perched on the edge of the burned area. A bulldozer sits in the meadow, awaiting an unknown task—perhaps restoring dozer cuts made in the land as firebreaks, and now threatening erosion. Beyond, a swath of straw covers a dozer line that’s headed toward the summit of Bald Mountain.

The tour continues some distance past the Saturn sign, on the Meadow Trail’s “planet walk,” but stops short of Uranus; the bridge across the creek is more than half burnt out. Mostly made of steel, it will be re-planked.

“See those orange spots?” Pickett points to forested slopes of Sugarloaf Ridge to the south. “Those aren’t necessarily trees going through their fall colors.” Picket explains that the fire jumped from here to there along the ridge, leaving a lot of green canopy. It’s altogether not bad for 80 percent burned—but is this area, indeed, part of that 80 percent?

‘I like to use the term ‘experienced fire,'” says Melanie Parker, natural resource manager and deputy director at Sonoma County Regional Parks. “Because people expect total devastation, but most of the acres in our parks—and, really, most of the acres in those two fires [Tubbs and Nuns]—were low to moderate severity in nature’s perspective.”

Regional parks affected by the fires include the small, multi-use Tom Schopflin Fields, Crane Creek and part of Tolay Lake, as well as Shiloh Ranch and Hood Mountain.

Parker’s getting two kinds of phone calls from people: some want to know if the parks are devastated, while others are concerned that the county will do harm through its restoration efforts.

After the 1964 Hanley fire, non-native grasses were seeded and problematic pine trees planted. “Our policy is definitely not to seed grass in burned areas,” Parker reports, “with some very limited exceptions.” Where plants and seeds have been entirely scraped away by bulldozers, the county is seeding native grasses. “You’ll see all the parks regenerating quickly, because they’re adapted to this.”

Asked about the visual impact of dozer lines, Parker pauses. “The good news is, our parks helped stop the fires from burning more of our communities.”

Aggressive dozer lines helped to stop fire short of Windsor held the line for Rincon Valley. “The bad news is, yeah, they’re super-impactful,” says Parker. A photo provided by Regional Parks shows a wide swath cut through Hood Mountain’s pygmy forest.

“Mindful that we don’t want people to do damage to the parks, or the parks to do damage to the people,” says Parker, Shiloh Ranch should be opened by Christmas, and a partial opening of Hood Mountain can be expected on the Los Alamos Road side later in December. “We’re just turning the corner right now,” she says. “We have been in fire-response mode and erosion-control mode. We know that many people want to get out and volunteer.”

Rather than planting trees, volunteers may be tasked with protecting naturally regenerating baby oaks to prevent grazing by deer. Another idea is monitoring stations: hikers could snap photos with smart phones at certain locations, and be part of a post-wildfire monitoring system.

Asked if people who love certain parks and trails might be moved to tears when they see them, Parker says no. “I think, quite the contrary, people are going to be inspired by what they find in the parks,” she continues. “I think it’s going to be a source of healing for everyone.”

The 237-acre Sonoma Valley Regional Park opened over the Thanksgiving holiday weekend. The parking area is in good condition—perhaps thanks to their good neighbor, a Cal Fire station. Nominally, this park is 100 percent burned, but a stroll down the paved Valley of the Moon trail finds a carpet of green shoots pushing through a light layer of char. Incredibly, every memorial park bench—rest easy, John, Annette and Arlene—remains in place with nary a scorch mark, while Zoe the happy dog’s picnic table now also hosts a solemn memorial in stone to victims of the fires.

Higher up on the Woodland Star trail, sporadic stumps indicate where a fire crew located a hollow that continued to smolder, and lacy trails of ash spill down the hill where the occasional tree burned hot. This trail also offers one of the few available views of the blackened, eastern portion of Trione-Annadel State Park.

Trione-Annadel is also now open to the west of Lake Ilsanjo, roughly outlining the area of the park that did not burn. The fire-affected area to the east remains closed, and includes the 30-acre freshwater Ledson Marsh, home to a number of special status species like the California red-legged frog; Sonoma alopecurusa, a federally endangered plant, and the western pond turtle, listed as a California species of special concern. One such turtle got lucky after a string of misfortunes, says Cyndy Shafer, senior environmental scientist for California State Parks Bay Area District.

The fire burned the wood covering an old well in this area. While park staff were evaluating the site, they discovered that a turtle had managed to survive the fire, only to fall into the 12-foot-deep pit. “State park staff were able to rescue it,” Shafer reports.

“At a population level, wildlife are adapted to fire,” Shafer notes. “You also see, following fire, some unique, fleeting habitat—dead trees provide habit that is really rich for woodpeckers, other birds and insects.”

The state currently has no plans for seeding, not even on the dozer lines. Shafer says that experience after the 2013 Morgan fire in Mount Diablo State Park proved instructive. “Once we had done work to repair and re-contour those dozer lines and restore the land form,” says Shafer, “we saw that vegetation comes back really well.”

When I cycled to the summit of several years ago, I noted some odd-looking plants growing in the burns. Were those weeds, or invasives? Probably not, Shafer tells me. “What you often get is fire-following plants. They are fleeting in abundance. They show up on the landscape every 60 years after a wildfire.”

Shafer says that often, impressive spring blooms of wildflowers also follow a burn. “It’s something that people
can look forward to, and feel hopeful and optimistic about their parks.”

Use Your Noggin

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Like ugly sweaters and fruitcake, the lurid yellow, seasonal dairy product eggnog is kitschy holiday fun, ha ha—but isn’t it a mucilaginous mix of artificial colorings and flavors of which a self-respecting palate can’t bear a second sip? Not necessarily.

Clover Sonoma sticks to a traditional formula—by which I mean the supermarket tradition of added thickeners and colorants—for its organic eggnog, albeit all those additives are organic, including “organic eggnog flavor extract” (who knew?), which must account for the distinctive, eggnoggy aroma and slightly boozy taste, even before the stuff is spiked. This omelette-hued drink satisfies a nostalgic hankering for such eggnog of post-war yore, with the added reassurance for both teetotalers and imbibers of organic certification and no icky artificial colors. Try serving it cool, as with the heated version one risks swearing off the stuff forever. This was priced at $4.99 per quart.

Straus Family Creamery goes further with its organic eggnog, which was introduced back in
2004, eschewing emulsifiers and relying only on the quality of five ingredients—milk, cream, cane sugar, egg yolks and nutmeg—to deliver the gloppy cheer the category demands. Like a Bond martini, eggnog is best shaken, not stirred—especially so with Straus’ eggnog, whose nutmeg wants a little help getting off the bottom of the jar and into the action. Then it’s like a nutmeg milkshake: not too thin, not gloppy, and the cream is as fresh-scented as the morning dew rising above a green, West Marin pasture.

However, this one benefits from a little booze—a little more than my first trial, in fact, as it tends to bury the more subtle notes of the bottle of Korbel VSOP brandy that I only chose because the regular brandy, $5 cheaper, had been plucked entirely from the shelf space next to it. Try a 2–1 or even 1–1 mix with a quality brandy. Not a milk glass full, folks, a four-ounce drink. This was priced at $6.39 per quart, plus a refundable $2 bottle deposit.

But what could be more wholesome than homemade nog? My final experiment should not, the food-safety types recommend, be repeated at home without first pasteurizing the egg yolk. Anyway, I took a shortcut: one egg yolk, three ounces of half-and-half and a generous shot of brandy plus nutmeg and cinnamon, shaken with ice, produced a reasonable facsimile of the Straus style, until a second sip fell cold and hard on the palate, reminding me of the cruel winter chill in the air and revealing this recipe’s omission: don’t forget the sugar, and use whole cream.

Lucky for the palate and winter cheer, that Korbel VSOP brandy, by the way, is fine sipping all on its own. Rustically wood-spiced (reminiscent of some farmhouse Armagnacs I’ve sampled) but smooth-sipping, with notes of cinnamon and something like burnt Chardonnay, this is the deal of the season at $15.

Bird Bites

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When you walk into Petaluma’s new Chicken Pharm, the first thing that strikes you is its size: the place is vast, with a big dining room, a patio and an additional seating area consisting of cozy sofas and low tables.

Next to the city’s other recently opened restaurants like the Drawing Board and the Shuckery, Chicken Pharm feels like a food court. Ordering at the counter contributes to this atmosphere, as well as the abundance of communal seating. Its name, borrowed from Petaluma’s poultry-producing past and the history of the building the restaurant occupies (it used to be the Tuttle Drug store).

The chef, however, is local. Adam Mali, a longtime Petaluma resident, is the previous executive chef at Nick’s Cove. His menu is food-court-meets-gourmet, the key ingredient being fried chicken in all its varieties. While the fried chicken sandwich is a trend that has stood the test of time, Chicken Pharm is riffing on it while being careful not to overdo it.

Elaborate sandwiches appear side by side with more straightforward options, and the sides and salads are creative but not farfetched. The tiny, crispy popcorn chicken bits ($10) were a good example of a classic made right. The little nuggets, made from Rocky’s chicken, were pleasantly salty and had the perfect balance of buttermilk batter and meat. The dipping sauces, honey Sriracha and Point Reyes blue cheese, were delicious.

The kale salad ($10), shredded lacinato kale, shaved carrots, hazelnuts, Bellwether Farm’s Carmody cheese and turmeric vinaigrette, was satisfying but not outstanding. Chicken Pharm’s attempt to make kale more interesting didn’t amount to much, but the golden turmeric vinaigrette was a refreshing addition.

From the sandwich department, the hot chicken ($13) brought together spicy buttermilk fried chicken, jalapeno sauce, chili slaw and charred shishito peppers in a sweet brioche bun. Mali’s decision to go with a brioche for most of the sandwiches is a good one. Fried chicken offers plenty of breading, and you want the sandwich vehicle to be as light and airy as possible. The bun did a great job of containing the components—juicy, crispy chicken thigh; moist, crunchy slaw; and the charred peppers. The peppers added a satisfyingly slippery texture to the dish. But given its name, the sandwich should be spicier.

Curious to try Mali’s take on non-chicken items, we ordered the most expensive sandwich on the menu, the grilled albacore tuna burger ($15), which turned out to be a hit. The thick, generous chunk of tuna was packed onto brioche as well, with caramelized onions, pickles and tomato jam. Unlike the slaw, the bright and acidic jam offered plenty of heat and complemented the tuna.

Green Future

According to lore, beings of higher intelligence from an unknown region of the cosmos paid visit to a few would-be horticulturalists residing in the woods of Northern Mendocino many years ago, bestowing upon the small group their favorite chemovar (aka, strain) with simple instructions: revere this plant and share her gifts to heal the world.

Thus a small transmission upon the frequencies of radio Area 101 broadcast the trance-like mantra: ganja ma, we cultivate your finest kind in Northern California.

The message was received, expanded in size and dimension, reaching so many as we amassed by the tens of thousands this past weekend to catalyze the 17th Emerald Cup. It was abundantly clear that this festival is not only the finest but also the only of its kind in the annals of human history.

The Cup this year was grounded by a noticeable increase in production value, enhancing the overall experience for attendees and participants alike. It could be said that it left many of us floored, literally, as the dank fairground soil was covered by flooring in the vendor areas for the first time, warming both temperature and moods alike.

This was the springboard for the dualistic nature of the circus that is the Cup: world-renowned experts giving PhD-level panel discourses abutting Team California’s dab Olympic trials. There were hour-long lines for both seed preservationists and those wishing to purchase limited-edition flowers to smoke immediately and altars to Kali and Mary Magdalene among a traditionally male-dominated culture. Cannabis was celebrated as both medicine and a psychoactive inebriant.

Underlying the palpable enthusiasm for the coming era of legalization was a current of apprehension, uncertainty and dread. New Year’s Eve rings in a change for cannabis culture. The confluence of regulation, taxation and transparency is already proving to be daunting for many, as the regulatory system attempts to assimilate the crazy wisdom of the cannabis community.

Alas, this wisdom is what brought the cannabis communty together at the Emerald Cup. We are well-versed in adapting to catastrophe, as evidenced by the supportive response to this year’s wildfires. We declared organic and restorative cultivation practices as our norm. We reminded ourselves that there are nearly 8 billion human endocannabinoid systems on this planet that could benefit from the healing properties of cannabis.

We are a collective of tribes, and when we rally up, we party and dance. And one more thing: We are taking this show on the road.

Patrick Anderson is a lead educator at Project CBD and patient consultant at Emerald Pharms.

Letters to the Editor: December 13, 2017

What’s the Plan?

Thank you so much for your recent “Natural Remedy” (Nov. 29) article ostensibly about the opportunity for fire-damage bioremediation. I was reminded in the first paragraph of the devastating fire’s “ticking bomb” effect on us all. And then you buoyantly relate the public-private partnership, teams of volunteers, landowners, public agencies and environmental groups that have quickly grown and focused, like mycelium, on specific actions and solutions. Very inspiring, but tell us what is the plan for citizen participation in the future?

I said “ostensibly” because as I read I couldn’t help substitute the failed condition of American democracy also as a “tragic opportunity.” In the last years, the “ticking bomb” has become more apparent. Could we swiftly come together with the same focus among citizens, knowledgeable people and groups? May your article’s last words “hope to gain rich data about best practices that could be duplicated” be so, at least. But maybe hope is a mistake. Without a plan, hope will drive us all insane.

Sonoma

Fire and Rain

So the Sonoma County Board of Supervisors has allocated $400,000 for the Sonoma County Water Agency to find some consultant to install 11 stream monitors and 11 rain gauges (“By a Landslide,” Dec. 6)? Why not hire 11 people at $12,121 per rainy season for three years (11 x $12,121 x 3 = $400,000) to install a rain gauge, report on the amounts collected and observe the stream flow in person during the periods that matter? Really! Fear seems to be dictating the response. And plenty of folks are eager to make money out of the disaster. I’ve received numerous letters from lawyers hoping to help me sue PG&E or take on my insurance company. Various “environmental” experts are soliciting for tree removal and landscape restoration. I guess some are going for bigger fish in angling for county payouts. Please, supervisors, take a breath and don’t panic.

Kenwood

Checks
and Balances

Good to know the politicians are working on behalf of the environment and looking ahead to other potential water-quality and erosion disasters. Let’s hope they engage qualified experts and have some form of checks and balances on efficacy.

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Taking a Stand

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On Dec. 4, the Sebastopol Union School District passed a climate change resolution. The district recognized climate change as a children’s issue and suggested that “all institutions and elected leaders” need to show leadership in addressing it. It also created a committee to recommend ways the district can take further action on climate change. This is possibly the strongest and clearest statement about climate justice and climate action by any K-12 public school board in the nation.

As a parent and longtime educator, I am so grateful that the Sebastopol Union School District (SUSD) took this bold and compassionate stand in order to protect current and future students. This resolution strengthens the coherence and moral authority of the district, because silence about climate justice would undermine its mission and core values to educate our youth.

School board members are the only elected officials with a singular focus on young people. This makes their voice especially important in the effort to preserve a healthy climate. There are about 10,000 school districts in the nation. If just 10 percent of them followed the SUSD’s lead, it would generate significant public will for science-based climate policies at a national level.

Let’s all empower other local school board members to build on the SUSD’s lead. Learn more about the SUSD school board resolution or how you can help empower other school boards to speak up for climate justice by visiting schoolsforclimateaction.weebly.com.

To paraphrase the SUSD school board, climate change is neither a partisan nor political issue, but it is a children’s issue. As caring adults, we can all speak up for climate action. An easy step would be to contact your local school board and ask it to pass a climate change resolution similar to the SUSD’s.

Park Guthrie is a teacher who lives in Sebastopol.

Open Mic is a weekly feature in the ‘Bohemian.’ We welcome your contribution. To have your topical essay of 350 words considered for publication, write op*****@******an.com.

Dec. 14: Yuletide Tunes in Napa

From the lovable Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer to the magical Frosty the Snowman, many classic childhood Christmas characters, and the songs that made them famous, debuted in the golden age of the television Christmas special, a bygone annual tradition that featured seasonal songs performed on the air by vintage stars like Judy Garland, Bing Crosby and the Osmonds. This...

Dec. 15: Talk of the Town in Healdsburg

It’s only been open a month, but Healdsburg’s Elephant in the Room is already creating buzz from locals who love the watering hole’s relaxed and welcoming vibe, which includes an outdoor patio featuring live music. Nestled next to Sonoma Cider, the bar is helping turn the town’s Mill Street District into the entertainment district, and this weekend, the patio...

Dec. 16: Worth a Thousand Words in Napa

San Francisco–based photographer Dick Evans has been all over the world, but his home city is still his favorite canvas for taking eye-popping and intimate photos like the ones in his new book, The Mission. A journey through San Francisco’s working-class Mission District, whose neighborhoods are undergoing the process of gentrification, the book captures the faces and spaces in...

Dec. 15 & 16: Mind Games in Santa Rosa

Professional hypnotist Allen Gittelson knows that with great power comes great responsibility, meaning he only uses his gift of intuition for good. Wowing audiences with his entertaining and interactive stage shows full of mind reading and other mysterious cerebral feats, Gittelson returns to the North Bay for a pair of spellbinding appearances. First, Gittelson offers a ladies-only night of...

GreenShoots

On the map, it looks bad for Sugarloaf Ridge. Eighty percent of the state park was burned in the Nuns fire, whose ragged 52,894-acre boundary all but engulfs Sugarloaf's 4,020 acres. The park is closed to the public until further notice. To get a preview of what visitors might expect to see when this beloved local resource for hikers, campers...

Use Your Noggin

Like ugly sweaters and fruitcake, the lurid yellow, seasonal dairy product eggnog is kitschy holiday fun, ha ha—but isn't it a mucilaginous mix of artificial colorings and flavors of which a self-respecting palate can't bear a second sip? Not necessarily. Clover Sonoma sticks to a traditional formula—by which I mean the supermarket tradition of added thickeners and colorants—for its organic...

Bird Bites

When you walk into Petaluma's new Chicken Pharm, the first thing that strikes you is its size: the place is vast, with a big dining room, a patio and an additional seating area consisting of cozy sofas and low tables. Next to the city's other recently opened restaurants like the Drawing Board and the Shuckery, Chicken Pharm feels like a...

Green Future

According to lore, beings of higher intelligence from an unknown region of the cosmos paid visit to a few would-be horticulturalists residing in the woods of Northern Mendocino many years ago, bestowing upon the small group their favorite chemovar (aka, strain) with simple instructions: revere this plant and share her gifts to heal the world. Thus a small transmission upon...

Letters to the Editor: December 13, 2017

What's the Plan? Thank you so much for your recent "Natural Remedy" (Nov. 29) article ostensibly about the opportunity for fire-damage bioremediation. I was reminded in the first paragraph of the devastating fire's "ticking bomb" effect on us all. And then you buoyantly relate the public-private partnership, teams of volunteers, landowners, public agencies and environmental groups that have quickly grown...

Taking a Stand

On Dec. 4, the Sebastopol Union School District passed a climate change resolution. The district recognized climate change as a children's issue and suggested that "all institutions and elected leaders" need to show leadership in addressing it. It also created a committee to recommend ways the district can take further action on climate change. This is possibly the strongest...
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