Graton Expectations

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Sonoma County resident Darius Anderson is one of California’s most powerful men. For decades he has advised and raised campaign funds for prominent state Democrats, including Willie L. Brown, Nancy Pelosi, Jerry Brown, Dianne Feinstein, Barbara Boxer, Gavin Newsom and Kamala Harris.

Anderson’s Sacramento lobbying firm, Platinum Advisors, advertises that it generates “billions of dollars in work for our clients” by navigating their deals through mazes of government bureaucracy. Anderson’s Kenwood Investments is developing Treasure Island in San Francisco Bay, in partnership with public and private entities.

But one deal Anderson tried to navigate more than a decade ago ended with a finding of fraud directed at another investment company owned by Anderson, Kenwood No. 2.

Anderson, 53, is the managing member and chairman of Sonoma Media Investments, which owns the Press Democrat and its affiliate publications. He promotes himself as a champion of liberal social causes, a philanthropist, a public servant, a man of integrity who cares about his community—especially racial minorities. That image has not survived judicial scrutiny.

After a two-month arbitration trial ended last November, three retired state judges declared that Anderson and his partners in Kenwood Investments No. 2 LLC (“Kenwood No. 2”) defrauded a Sonoma County Indian tribe between 2002–03. They ordered Anderson’s investment firm to pay $725,000 to the tribe to cover its lawyer’s fees and arbitration costs.

In a settlement arrangement, Kenwood No. 2 agreed not to appeal the judges’ findings, and the Graton Rancheria agreed to let Anderson’s firm pay less than the dollar amount of the award, says Joel Zeldin, the tribe’s arbitration counsel.

According to the arbitrating judges, Anderson breached his consulting contract with the tribe, which now owns the Graton Resort & Casino in Rohnert Park. The judges found that Anderson and his associates “fraudulently induced” and “breached” an agreement to assist the tribe in developing a Las Vegas-style casino business.

The ruling, by retired Superior Court judges William Cahill, Read Ambler and Richard A. Kramer, concluded a long legal battle between Anderson and the Graton Rancheria. It shed light on a powerful man who, the judges ruled, sought to enrich his business at the tribe’s expense.

The judicial proceedings took place behind closed doors at the San Francisco office of the JAMS mediation organization. A final binding arbitration award was issued by the judging panel this year, on April 26. It was confirmed by Superior Court Judge Richard Ulmer on June 1.

The 53-page arbitration report details how Anderson and his associate, Douglas Boxer, harmed the Graton Rancheria in multiple ways, including the loss of millions of dollars.

Boxer was a lobbyist for Platinum Advisors and Anderson’s partner in Kenwood Investments No. 2. He is the son of former U.S. Sen. Barbara Boxer, who, in 2000, wrote federal legislation that restored the national sovereignty of the Federated Indians of Graton Rancheria and authorized the tribe to establish a casino business.

In early 2002, Anderson and Boxer approached the tribe’s chairman, Greg Sarris, a novelist and professor of creative writing and Native American studies at Sonoma State University. They proposed that the newly empowered tribal nation hire Platinum Advisors to help it acquire reservation land and start a business to make it self-sufficient.

Anderson and Boxer told Sarris that Platinum Advisors had “significant real estate development experience and connections with local, state and federal politicians,” according to the arbitration award. They proffered a platform of consulting services for a monthly retainer of $1,000, with payment deferred and contingent upon success.

Sarris trusted Boxer because the lobbyist’s mother had sponsored the legislation that re-established the tribe’s sovereignty. After Anderson presented a promise-filled PowerPoint to the tribal council, it voted to hire Platinum Advisors.

Fifteen years later, arbitrators declared that Anderson and Boxer had breached their contract to deliver adequate professional services in the tribe’s interest, damaging the casino project’s prospects. Kenwood No. 2 received $1.2 million in cash payments at the expense of the tribe, the arbitrators found.

According to the arbitration document, the Graton Rancheria was afraid to expose these actions when it discovered what Anderson was doing in 2003, fearing political retaliation by the consultants.

The story only came to light because in November 2013, Anderson demanded that the Graton Rancheria pay Kenwood No. 2 a percentage of the projected revenue from its recently opened casino. Anderson insisted that the tribe pay his firm $43 million; he threatened to compel arbitration if it refused.

The tribe refused. It sued Kenwood No. 2 in state superior court, claiming that its sovereign immunity prohibited Anderson from compelling arbitration of his claim.

In November 2015, the court ruled that the tribe had waived its sovereign immunity defense in its contract with Anderson. In 2017, that judgment was affirmed by the appellate court, and the JAMS arbitration commenced.

Anderson claimed 2.5 percent of the Graton Resort & Casino’s net revenue for the first seven years of its operation, despite the fact that after 2005, the tribe had ceased doing business with his company. Insisting that the Graton Rancheria had “unjustly enriched” itself at the expense of his firm, Anderson demanded that it pay his attorney fees, too.

But it was the tribe, not Anderson, that had been wronged, the retired judges ruled. After months of sworn testimony, the panel ordered Kenwood No. 2 to pay the tribe’s attorney fees because it was Kenwood No. 2 that had breached the consulting contract, and Anderson’s claims to the contrary “lacked merit.”

The two trials generated thousands of pages of testimony, depositions and exhibits. The court record of the arbitration award was partly redacted and relabeled at Anderson’s request, according to Zeldin.

Anderson’s and Boxer’s names are replaced by “Person A” and “Person B,” respectively. “Platinum Advisors” is replaced with “Company 1.” “Kenwood No. 2” replaced “Kenwood.” The names of politicians and descriptions of their actions are blacked out. But who they are and what they did is clear from the narrative context and from contemporaneous news reports.

How It Began

In March 2002, the Graton Rancheria signed a contract with Platinum Advisors as its “exclusive agent” to provide it with “strategic advice and consultation” and to develop “political visibility.” The contract granted Platinum a right of first refusal to “partner with the tribe in any business opportunity it pursued.” The idea was to attract investors.

From the get-go, Boxer worked to convince the tribe how “‘much of a home run a casino would be’ rather than organic food processing, grape growing, strip mall, or senior assisted living facility,” according to the arbitration award. It did not take much convincing. Casinos attract cash like black holes eat planets.

Even as Anderson and Boxer worked with the tribe on a public relations campaign to further a casino project, they were making secret deals to benefit themselves, the arbitrators found.

According to a declaration filed by Anderson in 2015, he, Boxer, Jay Wallace of Platinum Advisors and Stuart Sunshine, a San Francisco city official, created Kenwood Investments No. 2 LLC in January 2003.

The arbitration judges ruled that Anderson’s new company shadowed Platinum Advisors’ tribal consulting activities, while serving a hidden agenda to make money for its principals—at the tribe’s expense.

Without informing Sarris or the tribe, Anderson and Boxer struck a deal to buy 1,736 acres of tidal wetlands near Highway 37, a major road connecting San Francisco and Oakland. Kenwood No. 2 paid $100,000 for an option to purchase the swampy property, which it sold to the tribe for $750,000.

As Kenwood No. 2 was secretly securing the option, Platinum Advisors was advising the tribe to select the Highway 37 site for its casino, even though it was a politically impossible place to pour acres of concrete.

“The site was part of 50,000 acres of tidal wetlands that conservationists had been trying to protect and restore since the 1970s,” noted the arbitration judges, who were incredulous that Anderson had suggested it. The attempt to locate the casino on the wetlands site proved to be a public relations and monetary disaster for the tribe.

As Anderson and Boxer were negotiating to buy the swampy land in late 2002, they were also negotiating casino-management deals with several Las Vegas–based casino operators, including Station Casinos, Harrah’s, Maloof and MGM, without telling the tribe.

In February 2003, Anderson sent a request for proposals (RFP) to potential casino operators. The proposal represented Kenwood No. 2 as the “exclusive development partner” and “financial advisor” for the tribe. It stated that Kenwood No. 2 would evaluate the proposals and select the casino manager for the tribe.

Kenwood No. 2 had no contractual relationship with the Graton Rancheria when it issued the RFP. The tribe’s contract was with Platinum Advisors.

According to the arbitration award, “the evidence established that the Tribe was unaware that Kenwood No. 2 had sent an RFP to operators and had not approved the contents of the RFP drafted by Kenwood No. 2.”

The trial revealed that Anderson’s RFP instructed potential casino operators to bid their services on the basis of several unusual assumptions:

• The operator would commit to buying Kenwood No. 2’s option to purchase the Highway 37 land and then buy the land from the seller on behalf of Kenwood No. 2, which would be the “titleholder.” The RFP assumed that the casino would be built on the Highway 37 site controlled by Kenwood No. 2 and that there were no other possibilities.

• The operators could charge the tribe 20 percent of the casino’s net revenues and were to “assume a management fee to Kenwood No. 2 of 10 [percent] of net gaming revenues.”

• The operators would pay Kenwood No. 2 “development fees” of $2.5 million up front to purchase the option on the Highway 37 site, and another $2.5 million when the tribe took over the site—$5 million total.

• “Lastly, operators were required to pay Kenwood No. 2 ‘pre-development fees’ of $8.4 million ($200,000 per month) for advisory and consulting services.”

The operators were not required by the RFP to make upfront cash payments to the tribe, or to provide any specific amounts of money for the tribe’s maintenance costs (i.e., its ability to maintain its existence until the casino began generating revenue).

Anderson received and evaluated four responses to the RFP, which he did not share with the tribe. Notably, Harrah’s proposed to take up to 24 percent of the net gaming revenue as its management fee. Improving on the terms of the RFP itself, Harrah’s offered to pay $100,000 a month to the tribe for the casino’s maintenance, along with $4 million pre-development fee. Harrah’s also offered to donate $100,000 per year to set up an educational scholarship fund for tribal members. And it offered to make a one-time $25 million Quality of Life loan to the tribe.

Harrah’s declined to pay a percentage of net revenues to Kenwood No. 2, although it offered to pay Anderson $50,000 a month in consulting fees, if the tribe approved of the arrangement. Harrah’s pointed out that such an arrangement was not normal business practice; it would have to be approved by the National Indian Gaming Commission.

Harrah’s expressed concern about the truth of Anderson’s claim to be representing the tribe’s interests. It asked to be put directly in touch with the tribal council before proceeding further. Anderson rejected Harrah’s proposal without consulting with Sarris and the tribe or informing them of the proposal’s existence.

Station Casinos’ response to the RFP was far more favorable toward Anderson. It suggested that Kenwood No. 2 and Station Casinos partner to manage the casino. It proposed divvying up 30 percent of the casino revenues—20 percent to Anderson, 80 percent to Station.

The Las Vegas–based corporation offered to pay Anderson $10 million cash up front and $15,000 a month for consulting services. It offered $100,000 a month for tribal maintenance, but it did not offer the tribe any development fees, scholarships or loans.

On March 7, 2003 Anderson and Boxer asked the Graton Rancheria to assign the Platinum Advisors contract to Kenwood No. 2, and claimed it would not change the terms of the agreement.

But the assignation did change the terms of the agreement. The new arrangement gave Kenwood No. 2 new authority to act as the tribe’s exclusive agent. Kenwood No. 2 was allowed to negotiate a cut of the casino operator’s management fee for itself. And, importantly, the tribe agreed to waive its sovereign-immunity defense in the case of a contract dispute—a concession it later regretted.

Anderson and Boxer had been negotiating with gaming corporations since the fall of 2002. They first told Sarris and the tribe that they had issued RFPs on March 11, 2003.

Brian Campbell, a tribal member doing legal work for the tribe, got wind of the RFP and asked Boxer for a copy. Boxer gave Campbell a copy but did not tell him about the responses that had been received.

Boxer later testified under oath that he had given drafts of the RFP to the tribe before it was sent out in 2002. The tribe’s witnesses testified that Boxer did not do that. Campbell testified that he was surprised that Anderson had asked for 10 percent of the gaming revenues and $5 million in upfront fees in the RFP.

On March 14, 2003, Anderson told the tribal council about the existence of RFP responses. He did not disclose Harrah’s offer to the tribe of tens of millions of dollars in cash.

He told the tribe that Station Casinos had made the best proposal for “superior overall economics.”

Even as members expressed outrage at Anderson’s self-dealing behavior, the tribal council accepted his recommendation that Station Casinos be selected as its casino operator.

Suspecting that Anderson was more motivated to benefit himself than the tribe, the Graton Rancheria hired attorneys from California Indian Legal Services (CILS) to watch over its interests. The CILS lawyers noted that it was a conflict of interest for Anderson to negotiate with Station on behalf of the tribe while he was also negotiating with Station on his own behalf for a cut of the management fees. Anderson agreed that he would not negotiate a separate deal.

On April 22, 2003, the tribe signed the revised agreement with Kenwood No. 2. It provided that Anderson’s company would receive 4 percent of the net gaming revenues for seven years (later reduced to 2.5 percent). Anderson agreed to donate $25,000 annually to the UCLA College of Indian Law Program.

The next day, according to trial exhibits, Anderson secretly made a separate consulting agreement with Station Casinos, despite his promise that he wouldn’t.

Kenwood No. 2 contracted to assist Station Casinos “maintain its relationship” with the tribe. Station Casinos agreed to pay Anderson $20,000 per month as it bought the option on the Highway 37 site for $750,000, netting Kenwood No. 2 a $650,000 profit.

Station Casinos agreed to pay Anderson a total of $9.5 million for achieving various “milestones” as it helped the tribe to navigate the bureaucracy of getting its casino up and running.

Anderson did not tell the tribe about his side deal with Station Casinos. “The evidence indicates that Kenwood No. 2 intentionally kept information regarding the Station/Kenwood No. 2 agreement secret from the Tribe,” the arbitrators found. “[Exhibit] 490 [Douglas Boxer] notation: ‘don’t tell Sarris: negotiation.’” Boxer did not respond to multiple requests for comment.

In fact, they did not learn of the secret side agreement’s existence until June 2003, when Station Casinos included a copy of the side agreement in the paperwork accompanying its negotiations with the tribe, the arbitrators found. Station Casinos declined to comment.

Draining the Swamp

On the same day they signed the side agreement, Station Casinos and Anderson announced that the Graton Rancheria planned to develop the Highway 37 site for a casino. A coalition of environmental groups that supported the Bay Delta Restoration Plan to restore local wetland habitats enlisted local, state and federally elected officials to vehemently oppose erecting the casino.

The tribe’s attempt to “appease these groups by offering to restore hundreds of acres of wetlands on the property” was a non-starter. After Sen. Feinstein “threatened to redraft the Tribe’s restoration language to obstruct the Tribe’s ability to open a casino anywhere,” the Graton Rancheria backed down and nixed the wetlands as a possibility.

The tribe ended up paying for and donating the Highway 37 wetlands to the Sonoma County Land Trust, which has restored it. The wetlands debacle ended up costing the tribe about $5 million, which included paying for the unusable land and for Kenwood No. 2’s profit on the land-purchase option.

Without Anderson’s assistance, Sarris and the tribe went looking for an alternative site to build their casino, and eventually bought 270 acres in Rohnert Park for $100 million. The tribe had little or no contact with Anderson and Boxer after 2005, when it stopped using their services.

Boxer testified that Kenwood No. 2 did significant work for the tribe prior to 2006. The trial record reports that in 2004 Boxer “‘killed’ a bill” in the state assembly that would “require gaming tribes to negotiate with local governments to mitigate the impact of casinos.”

Boxer said at trial that he had designed publicity and lobbying campaigns for the tribe; helped it to create a financial budget and to find office space; and “assisted tribal members in securing personal loans.”

The arbitrators determined that lobbying on the tribe’s behalf violated California law because Kenwood No. 2 was not a registered lobbying firm. Regardless, the judges found that Anderson and Boxer did not materially assist the tribe in jumping through the complicated governmental, environmental and financing procedures necessary to obtain a gaming compact and open the casino.

Sarris testified that the tribe felt that “Kenwood No. 2 was providing little or no value . . . and the Tribe wanted to sever its relationship with [Anderson and Boxer] but was afraid that if it did so, [they] might retaliate and use [their] political connections against the Tribe.”

The tribe estimated that it ended up paying Kenwood No. 2 $10,000 an hour for the services it did receive before the contract ended.

Nonetheless, the tribe invited Anderson and Boxer to attend the opening party for the Graton Resort and Casino on November 5, 2014. That same day, Anderson demanded that the Federated Indians of Graton Rancheria wire a payment of $43 million to his bank account.

In summing up their findings, the judges’ panel determined that Anderson and Boxer had fraudulently induced the tribe to contract their services. Their duty to be loyal to the tribe was violated by a series of actions, they found:

• Anderson and Boxer represented that Kenwood No. 2 had “experience and abilities that it in fact lacked.”

• Kenwood No. 2 breached its contract when it bought an option for the Highway 37 land without telling the tribe, and then promoted the land to the tribe as suitable for the casino site despite its unsuitability for development.

• Anderson and Boxer sent out request for proposals for a casino manager that benefited Kenwood No. 2 at the expense of the tribe and without telling the tribe of the existence of the RFPs.

• They rejected Harrah’s proposal without telling the tribe or informing it about Harrah’s reservations regarding the RFP terms, including concern about Anderson’s option to buy the Highway 37 site and his consulting-fee demands.

• They entered into undisclosed consulting agreements with Station Casinos “to the detriment” of the tribe. “Kenwood No. 2 defrauded the Tribe by promising to remove all conflicts of interest from its role as negotiator of the Tribe’s operator contract, and by suggesting that it would obtain compensation for this services only from its separate contract with the Tribe.” (Station Casinos was itself a party to the arrangement, although the judges did not address that issue.)

• “Despite causing major problems and virtually no effective assistance to the Tribe,” Anderson claimed that it was the tribe that had breached the consulting agreement with Kenwood No. 2. Anderson’s pursuit of his “unmerited” claim against the tribe caused it to spend significant amounts of money and to “suffer business risks and distractions.”

The judges ordered Kenwood No. 2 to pay the tribe’s attorney fees and costs of $725,657.48, and to receive nothing for itself.

Anderson did not respond to multiple requests for comment.

Real World Astrology

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ARIES (March 21–April 19) In his book The Snow Leopard, Peter Matthiessen describes his quest to glimpse the elusive and rarely seen creature in the Himalayas. “Its uncompromising yellow eyes, wired into the depths of its unfathomable spirit,” he writes, give it a “terrible beauty” that is “the very stuff of human longing.” He loves the snow leopard so much, he says, that it is the animal he “would most like to be eaten by.” I bring this up, Aries, because now would be a good time, astrologically speaking, for you to identify what animal you would most like to be eaten by. In other words, what creature would you most like to learn from and be inspired by? What beautiful beast has the most to give you?

TAURUS (April 20–May 20) Richard Nelson is an anthropologist who has lived for years with the indigenous Koyukon people of Alaska. He lauds their “careful watching of the same events in the same place” over long periods of time, noting how this enables them to cultivate a rich relationship with their surroundings that is incomprehensible to us civilized Westerners. He concludes, “There may be more to learn by climbing the same mountain a hundred times than by climbing a hundred different mountains.” I think that’s excellent counsel for you to employ in the coming weeks.

GEMINI (May 21–June 20) “It is sad that unless you are born a god, your life, from its very beginning, is a mystery to you,” writes Gemini author Jamaica Kincaid. I disagree with her because she implies that if you’re human, your life is a complete and utter mystery; whereas my observation has been that for most of us, our lives are no more than 80 percent mystery. Some lucky ones have even deciphered as much as
65 percent, leaving only 35 percent mystery. What’s your percentage? I expect that between now and Nov. 1, you can increase your understanding by at least 10 percent.

CANCER (June 21–July 22) You Cancerians may not possess the mental dexterity of Virgos or the acute cleverness of Geminis, but you have the most soulful intelligence in the zodiac. Your empathetic intuition is among your greatest treasures. Your capacity to feel deeply gives you the ability to intensely understand the inner workings of life. Sometimes you take this subtle acumen for granted. It may be hard for you to believe that others are stuck at a high-school level of emotional skill when you have the equivalent of a PhD. Everything I just said is a prelude to my advice. In the coming weeks, I doubt you can solve your big riddle through rational analysis. Your best strategy is to deeply experience all the interesting feelings that are rising up in you.

LEO (July 23–August 22) Do you ever experience stress from having to be so interesting and attractive all the time? It may on occasion feel like an onerous responsibility to be the only artful egomaniac amid swarms of amateur egomaniacs. I have a suggestion that might help. Twice a year, celebrate a holiday I call Dare to Be Boring Week. During these periods of release and relief, you won’t live up to people’s expectations that you keep them amused and excited. You’ll be free to be solely focused on amusing and exciting yourself, even if that means they’ll think you’re dull. Now is an excellent time to observe Dare to Be Boring Week.

VIRGO (August 23–September 22) A Chinese proverb says, “Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are.” I’m happy to let you know that you are currently more receptive to this truth than maybe you have ever been. Furthermore, you have more power than usual to change your life in ways that incorporate this truth. To get started, meditate on the hypothesis that you can get more good work done if you’re calm and composed than if you’re agitated and trying too hard.

LIBRA (September 23–October 22) My astrological analysis suggests that life is conspiring to render you extra-excited and unusually animated and highly motivated. I bet that if you cooperate with the natural rhythms, you will feel stirred, playful and delighted. So how can you best use this gift? How might you take maximum advantage of the lucky breaks and bursts of grace that will be arriving? Here’s my opinion: be more focused on discovering possibilities than making final decisions. Feed your sense of wonder and awe rather than your drive to figure everything out. Give more power to what you can imagine than to what you already know. Being practical is fine as long as you’re idealistically practical.

SCORPIO (October 23–November 21) How far is it from the Land of the Lost to the Land of the Lost and Found? What’s the best route to take? Who and what are likely to provide the best help? If you approach those questions with a crisply optimistic attitude, you can gather a wealth of useful information in a relatively short time. The more research you do about the journey, the faster it will go and the more painless it will be. Here’s another fertile question to meditate on: is there a smart and kind way to give up your attachment to a supposedly important thing that is actually quite burdensome?

SAGITTARIUS (November 22–December 21) In her only novel, Save Me the Waltz, Zelda Fitzgerald described her main character like this: “She quietly expected great things to happen to her, and no doubt that’s one of the reasons why they did.” That’s a bit too much like fairy-tale wisdom for me to endorse it unconditionally. But I do believe it may sometimes be a valid hypothesis—especially for you Sagittarians in the coming months. Your faith in yourself and your desire to have interesting fun will be even more important than usual in determining what adventures you will have. I suggest you start now to lay the groundwork for this exhilarating challenge.

CAPRICORN (December 22–January 19) Russian philosopher George Gurdjieff taught that most people are virtually sleepwalking even during the day. He said we’re permanently stuck on automatic pilot, prone to reacting in mechanical ways to every event that comes our way. Psychology pioneer Sigmund Freud had an equally dim view of us humans. He believed that it’s our normal state to be neurotic; that most of us are chronically out of sync with our surroundings. Now here’s the good news, Capricorn. You’re at least temporarily in a favorable position to refute both men’s theories. In fact, I’ll boldly predict that in the next three weeks you’ll be as authentic and awake and at peace as you’ve been in years.

AQUARIUS (January 20–February 18) In the late 19th-century, American botanist George Washington Carver began to champion the nutritional value of peanuts. His influence led to the plant being grown and used more extensively. Although he accomplished many other innovations, including techniques for enhancing depleted soils, he became famous as the Peanut Man. Later in life, he told the story that while young he had prayed to God to show him the mystery of the universe, but God turned him down, saying, “That’s for me alone.” So George asked God to show him the mystery of the peanut, and God agreed, saying, “that’s more nearly your size.” The coming weeks will be a great time for you to seek a comparable revelation, Aquarius.

PISCES (February 19–March 20) Every year, people discard 3.3 million pounds of chewing gum on the streets of Amsterdam. A company named Gumdrop has begun to harvest that waste and use it to make soles for its new brand of sneakers, Gumshoe. A spokesperson said the intention was to “create a product people actually want from something no one cares about.” I’d love it if you were inspired by this visionary act of recycling, Pisces. According to my reading of the cosmic omens, you now have exceptional powers to transform something you don’t want into something you do want.

Room For All

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In a town of wineries and tasting rooms, Healdsburg’s the Elephant in the Room has made an impact with craft beers and live music—and the locals love it. The intimate venue is the product of Healdsburg native, musician, booker and occasional bartender KC Mosso and Santa Rosa public-house Toad in the Hole founder Paul Stokeld. By joining their passions together, the pair have crafted the Elephant in the Room into a friendly local venue that this month marks a year of camaraderie.

“It’s been quite an adventure,” says Mosso, who books bands from across the country to play along with the North Bay’s local collection of rock stars. “I do everything from rock ’n’ roll and reggae, to Tex-Mex and flamenco. I figure good music is good music.”

Mosso has been hosting events and promoting shows in Healdsburg since he founded an open mic at Bear Republic Brewing Company in the 1990s. He’s brought international acts like the Wailers to the Raven Theater, put on local music showcases at the Ravenous Café and played in eclectic bands like Crazy Famous and Crowbot.

When the space for the venue became available last year, Mosso contacted longtime friend Stokeld, and the two partnered up. Stokeld coined the name the Elephant in the Room to acknowledge the watering hole’s beer-focused offerings in the heart of wine country.

“You could tell people just really needed some music in this town,” says Mosso. “I’ve been seeing people coming in that I haven’t seen in years. It’s been sweet to see people out there smiling and dancing.”

This week, the Elephant in the Room packs several live shows into its calendar. On Friday, Oct. 12, eclectic jazz-funk band Sakoyana plays a blistering set of original jams. On Saturday, Oct. 13, a double-bill brings the Reverend Hylton out of Atlanta in for an early evening set of melodic Americana before San Francisco roots-rock and reggae act Burnt parties down. Sunday, Oct. 14, is what Mosso is calling his “Elephalooza” with a lineup starting at 2pm featuring Bastard Sons of Johnny Cash, Aqua Velvets and Lagunitas Brewing Company founder Tony Magee’s band, Alice Drinks the Kool-Aid. On Oct. 27, the pub celebrates its one-year anniversary with another daylong concert party.

“I want people to feel like this is a sanctuary,” says Mosso of the venue. “I want to be able to create a safe space for people to enjoy music and each other.”

The Elephant in the Room is located at 177 Healdsburg Ave, Healdsburg. Open daily, noon to midnight. elephantintheroompub.com.

Linked In

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It’s the vegetarian-option challenge: Pick a restaurant whose very soul is wrapped up in meat and place an order that studiously avoids any meat. How hard can that be?

This is not so hard to do at Healdsburg’s The Wurst, the Matheson Street brat-house that offers numerous sausage sandwiches, hot dogs, hamburgers and their traditional accompaniments (fries and a shake)—all coming in at under $10 per offering. The average price point at Wurst is rare enough indeed in this pricey-eats part of the North Bay, no offense to the haute cuisine destinations that define the town.

The falafel hamburger has several things going for it: One, the falafel is non-crumbly and reasonably tasty in its own right. It isn’t boring. Two, the “hamburger” is dressed Mediterranean-style, which means fat black olives and a zippy smear of cucumber yogurt sauce—aka, tzatziki—that counter balances any implication, fair or otherwise, of non-beef blandness in the faux burger. I rather liked it—reminded me of the Sunshine Burgers of my post-college youth, and to my ruggedly fickle palate, the Sunshine Burger is the greatest take on a fake burger ever.

Back at Wurst, a classic soft-seeded bun seals l’affaire of the veggie-mind.

From the grilled sausage menu—I admit it’s hard to blow past the Detroit Polish, the Harissa Hottie, the Tricky Chick—but that field-roasted eggplant sausage hits all the right hot-dog notes: it’s a texturally honest and flavorfully light link that provides the requisite ‘pop’ of a hot dog upon launching one’s maw into its seasoned glory. I called in and ordered one with the caramelized onions and sauerkraut—the first two toppings are gratis. Dude on the phone says, “Sir! I have to warn you—there is bacon in the sauerkraut, is that okay?”

Warning received. Warning ignored. Of course it’s okay, man! I’m here to enjoy a veggie lunch while not being a puritanical nightmare about it. Bring the sauerkraut, brother, bring it!

Bottom line: It’s a dang good faux dog, kraut or no kraut.

Which brings us to the garlic fries.

So, I put in a lunch order from Santa Rosa recently and then jumped in the car to pick up the food, a twenty-minute or so ride up Highway 101 to Healdsburg.

By the time I got back to the office, the fries were cold—it was all my fault for ordering them takeout. It was a heap of shoe-stringed potato-ness, a massively generous order topped with flecks of parsley and cheese. I ate a few and closed the container, with a vision. As soon as I get home, I thought-slobbered, those suckers are going onto a baking pan into the oven, for a re-crispification treatment. Wurst has all sorts of house-made condiments but my dipping sauce du jour is a dollop of mayonnaise mixed with Sriracha sauce.

I obsessed, perhaps unhealthily, over this culinary reheat scheme while slurping down the remains of the Wurst chocolate shake I’ve ever had—which is to say, that milkshake was spot-on: frosty and thick, but not so thick that it clogs the darn plastic straw.

Oh crud, I just admitted to using a politically incorrect plastic straw. But don’t I get some credit for hewing veg in this bustling house of hot dogs and hamburgers? Bacon bits notwithstanding?

The Wurst Restaurant, 22 Matheson St., Healdsburg. 707.395.0214

21 Gun Salue

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The National Rifle Association was obviously not happy about it when Gov. Jerry Brown signed into law late last month SB 1100, which prohibits anyone under the age of 21 from purchasing any firearm in the state of California. The law extends an existing ban on young people purchasing handguns in the state.

The NRA lashed out at the bill for destroying the Second Amendment rights of minors—just as the organization lashed out at the heroic minors from Parkland High School who have embarked on a national campaign calling for smart and effective gun laws—through the ballot box.

Earlier this year, the gun group headed by Oliver North thought they had a great gotcha on their hands when they mocked outspoken Parkland survivor David Hogg for reportedly being protected with armed security guards while protesting at NRA headquarters. Hogg and his family were the subject of death threats earlier this year that prompted an FBI investigation.

Hogg and his Parkland allies helped prompt a similar legislative effort in Florida—to restrict gun ownership to those over 21—and was met with a lawsuit from the NRA, but also a surprise vote of support from Gov. Rick “Red Algae” Scott. The NRA has since moved on to trashing Dr. Christine Blasey-Ford and declaring that the Kavanaugh spectacle just ended represents a “dangerous precedent” for American boys, in the words of NRA crisis actor Dana Loesch.

It’s unclear what the connection is between the rights of drunk young men to sexually assault women and get away with it, and their sacrosanct gun rights—but whatever it is, that’s the dangerous precedent right there.

The Parkland shooting galvanized youth across the country to take on gun control and school-safety in a serious manner. On Sat., Oct. 13 the Social Action Committee of Congregation Shomrei Torah in Santa Rosa is presenting a documentary about the 2017 mass shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School, along with a panel of local student activists and a video conference with a Parkland survivor. For more info go to www.cstsr.org

Tom Gogola is the News and Features editor of the ‘Bohemian’ and ‘Pacific Sun.’

Letters

Possum’s Posse

I am looking forward to visiting this pub in Santa Rosa all the way from Stockton (“Awesome Possum,” Sept. 18). I have tasted food cooked by Nico Silva before and he is a gifted chef. My mouth is drooling just reading about it.

—Helen Ferraz Guzman

via Bohemian.com

Makes me want to try this new pub more and more! I’ve worked with and was classmates with Nico at SRJC and look forward to meeting up with some of his wonderful gastropub food combinations. Talented, proficient and passionate. Keep it up, Nico!

—Steven Selby

via Bohemian.com

Congressional Kegger

Sen. Grassley: Good afternoon, Judge Kavanaugh.

Judge Kavanaugh: Burrrp. Sorry.

Sen. Klobucher: My father was an alcoholic who experienced blackouts.

Have you had blackouts when you drank too much?

Judge K.: Of course not. I have no recollection of blackouts. [Snarling] Do you have blackouts, senator?

Sen. Booker: Judge—

Judge K.: This whole thing is a circus, a travesty, a conspiracy orchestrated by the left wing!

Sen Feinstein: On the contrary, Judge Kavanaugh, this investigation is part of our Constitutional duty to advise and consent.

Judge K.: Look, to cool things off, let’s have a beer. I loved beer, as I testified earlier. I still love beer. In fact, I’d like a beer right now, more than anything. I love beer more than anything, even more than my family. Roll that keg in here, will you?

Sen Feinstein: Judge Kav—

Judge K.: Senator, I’ll bet you and Blum don’t drink beer! You drink $100 wines in San Francisco! But you can still have blackouts. Do you ever have blackouts, senator? Especially at your age . . .? [Takes big swig from a plastic cup.] Ahhhhhhhh. Burp.

Sen Harris: Judge Kavanaugh, that’s disgusting and incredibly inappropriate. You owe Sen. Feinstein and the rest of the committee a big apology for this outrageous behavior.

Judge K.: Ahhhhhhh.

Sen Harris: Judge . . .

Judge K.: Have you boofed, Sen.Harris? No? What about the devil’s triangle? You’re an attractive woman. Burp. [Finishes his pint.]

Sen Grassley [pounding his gavel]: Order! This meeting will come to order!

Judge K.: BEACH WEEK!

—Brian Boldt

Santa Rosa

Dry Creek Century

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The age of the motorcar had hardly begun when the vineyards at Lytton Springs were first planted on bench land above Dry Creek Valley.

Back then, wine-country visitors might first glimpse this new planting of Zinfandel, mixed with other varieties in the old school California style, at the pace of a horse cart—and that’s about the speed that I can push my bike uphill to rediscover this treasure from the past that’s still putting out great wines every year, thanks to the team at Ridge Vineyards.

To better appreciate the vineyard’s context, I start this ride in downtown Healdsburg and take a spin around Dry Creek Valley. From Grove Street, venture into the new roundabout and take the right at Mill Street, which becomes Westside Road. After the bridge at Dry Creek, it’s a right turn at Madrona Manor onto West Dry Creek Road, a quiet, lightly trafficked and meandering back road.

Before West Dry Creek dead-ends, it’s a right at Yoakim Bridge to busier Dry Creek Road. (Road Warrior option: turn left for a steep out-and-back detour to the great vines of the Rockpile AVA.)

A ways past the Dry Creek General Store, look for Lytton Springs Road, which wends east into the hills. It’s an easy climb through woodland and pastureland, past the Healdsburg Municipal Airport, until the view opens to a hillside of gnarled old vines, standing by themselves without trellis wires, leaves flecked with gold in autumn.

Founded in 1959 by a gang of Stanford scientists, Ridge first gained fame for their Monte Bello Cabernet Sauvignon from the Cupertino area, but they soon discovered venerable Zinfandel vineyards like Lytton Springs, which they purchased in 1991 and farm organically.

With 69 percent of the blend, Zin takes the leading role in the Ridge Vineyards 2016 Lytton Springs ($44). A supporting cast of Petite Sirah, Carignane and Mataro (also known as Mourvedre) adds inky color, grippy tannin and other, complexing elements until the wine doesn’t scream “Zin” from the nose, but rather comes off something like a well-mannered claret that could pass as a Bordeaux Right Banker.

It offers a toasty undertone with hints of graham cracker, pencil lead and creamy red-fruit aromas. It would pass for a Right Banker except for that heady hit of boysenberry and the liqueur-like heat revealed after a little time in the glass.

The scenic route back to Healdsburg is a right turn on Chiquita Road, leading back to Grove Street. Look for the left-hand turn into the Foss Creek Pathway just after Dry Creek Road, and we’re on the home stretch of this easy, twenty-mile ride spanning over a century of wine-making.

Hello? Dolly?

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When reviewing theatre, the technical elements involved in a production often take a back seat to the story and the performances. People don’t go to a show because of the lights, right?

There are times, however, when the poor execution of those elements so overwhelms the other components on stage that it negates the fine work otherwise being done. Such was the case with the opening night of the Sonoma Arts Live production of Hello, Dolly! running now through October 21.

There may be no more iconic figure in American theatre than Dolly Levi, and the Jerry Herman musical built around the matchmaker and all-around busybody has been a reliable audience pleaser for over 50 years. It made a star of Carol Channing in 1964; Bette Midler’s work in last year’s Broadway revival snagged her the Tony for Best Actress in a Musical.

Michael Ross, director of last year’s Sonoma Arts Live production of Gypsy, reunites with many of the artists in that production. Local vocal powerhouse Dani Innocenti Beem follows up her award-winning work as “Mama” Rose with another star turn as Dolly. She’s joined by Tim Setzer as the marriage-seeking merchant Horace Vandergelder, Danielle DeBow as milliner Irene Molloy, and Michael Scott Wells as Cornelius Hackl, chief clerk at Vandergelder’s Hay and Feed store.

Dolly’s pursuit of Horace and Cornelius’s pursuit of adventure and love is charmingly told by the cast with Beem doing a great job showing both Dolly’s bravado and vulnerability. The chemistry she showed with Setzer in Gypsy continues in this production. They make a good onstage team.

Michael Scott Wells is very likable as Cornelius, and his onstage chemistry with DeBowe may have something to do with their offstage marriage.

There’s some great ensemble work, particularly in the large production numbers. The “Waiters’ Gallop” and “Hello, Dolly!” scenes showcase both Janis Snyder’s vibrant costuming and some very entertaining choreography by Liz Andrews. Among the acrobatic ensemble, keep your eye out for Zach Frangos. This young man can dance.

Alas, all of this fine work was completely undermined by the incompetent execution of the sound design. The evening was a nonstop series of microphone mishaps, sound-level issues and music-track mistakes that gave the show the feel of a disastrous dress rehearsal rather than an opening night triumph.

Sonoma Arts Live needs to get its technical act together.

Rating (out 5 five): ★★½

‘Hello, Dolly!’ runs through October 21 at Andrews Hall, 276 E. Napa St., Sonoma. Thursday–Saturday, 7:30pm; Sunday, 2pm. $25–$40. 866.710.8942. sonomaartslive.org.

High on Voting

Pack a bowl and head to the polls—election day is right around the corner. And in a sign of the power that the pot industry is wielding these days, local pot powerhouse biz CannaCraft has announced a partnership with HeadCount called the Cannabis Voter Project.

HeadCount’s been around since 2004, and is a steady nonprofit voter-registration presence at jam-band concerts. Now they’re joined by CannaCraft on a national tour underway that’s bringing the registration push to pot-illegal states like Michigan, Illinois, South Carolina, Missouri and Arizona.

Based in Santa Rosa, CannaCraft lays claim as the state’s largest manufacturer of delicious and medicinal edibles, tinctures, topicals, flowers and vaping products.

Emerald Update

The 15th annual Emerald Cup is taking place at the Sonoma County Fairgrounds on the weekend of Dec. 15–16 and organizers have just added a bunch of musical acts to the itinerary. The Dirty Dozen Brass Band from New Orleans will blare out the pro-pot tuba-pumping second-line music; American funk band the Funky Meters will get . . . funky—and they’ll be joined by electronic musicians STS9, Rising Appalachia, Los Angeles soulsters the Elevators, Brooklyn Afro-beaters Antibalas and others.

The Emerald Cup is anchored by its annual competition of the best of the best when it comes to flowers, concentrates, edibles, CO2 cartridges, topicals, and all sorts of CBD products. The contest kicks off on Oct. 15, when contestants can offer their product to the judges; the contest intake continues through Nov. 18. The theme this year, say event organizers, is “a celebration of the new ways of thinking and living within the cannabis culture.” The Nugget’s judgement: that is a worthy and timely theme.

Smokin’ Sonoma

The Sonoma County Cannabis Advisory Group will next meet on Oct. 16 in the supervisors’ chambers and there’s a whole lot on the agenda. The electeds will consider proposed amendments to the zoning code, “including but not limited to allowing adult use/recreational cannabis with a use permit; increasing restrictions on allowed locations for cannabis permitting; adding and amending setbacks; extending the term of cannabis use permits; allowance of centralized cannabis processing on agricultural land; the removal of a 24-hour notice for inspections; amending definitions and ordinance language to align with state law where appropriate; and other amendments as recommended by the Planning Commission.”

Send your cannabis news to ed****@******an.com

Oct. 6: Communal Art in Napa

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Napa Valley’s arts oasis, the di Rosa Center for Contemporary Art, is commemorating the North Bay’s resilience one year after the fires with a Community Open Studios day that invites visitors to stop by and participate in creative endeavors with supplies and guidance provided. Following the art activities, exhibiting artist Victor Cartagena joins others in a bilingual discussion of immigration, community and labor with Cartagena’s work in the center’s current “Be Not Still” show on view. Drop-ins are welcome to both events on Saturday, Oct. 6. 5200 Sonoma Hwy., Napa. 11am and 3pm. Free. 707.226.5991.

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Letters

Possum’s Posse I am looking forward to visiting this pub in Santa Rosa all the way from Stockton (“Awesome Possum,” Sept. 18). I have tasted food cooked by Nico Silva before and he is a gifted chef. My mouth is drooling just reading about it. —Helen Ferraz Guzman via Bohemian.com Makes me want to try this new pub more and more! I’ve worked...

Dry Creek Century

The age of the motorcar had hardly begun when the vineyards at Lytton Springs were first planted on bench land above Dry Creek Valley. Back then, wine-country visitors might first glimpse this new planting of Zinfandel, mixed with other varieties in the old school California style, at the pace of a horse cart—and that’s about the speed that I can...

Hello? Dolly?

When reviewing theatre, the technical elements involved in a production often take a back seat to the story and the performances. People don’t go to a show because of the lights, right? There are times, however, when the poor execution of those elements so overwhelms the other components on stage that it negates the fine work otherwise being done. Such...

High on Voting

Pack a bowl and head to the polls—election day is right around the corner. And in a sign of the power that the pot industry is wielding these days, local pot powerhouse biz CannaCraft has announced a partnership with HeadCount called the Cannabis Voter Project. HeadCount’s been around since 2004, and is a steady nonprofit voter-registration presence at jam-band concerts....

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Napa Valley’s arts oasis, the di Rosa Center for Contemporary Art, is commemorating the North Bay’s resilience one year after the fires with a Community Open Studios day that invites visitors to stop by and participate in creative endeavors with supplies and guidance provided. Following the art activities, exhibiting artist Victor Cartagena joins others in a bilingual discussion of...
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