Cash Flow

Sonoma County misses state rent-relief spending deadline

On Thursday, Sept. 30, Californiaโ€™s restrictions on evictions for nonpayment of rent due to Covid-19 lapsed. Sonoma Countyโ€™s own pandemic eviction protections will carry on for a while longer, and tenants who have applied for rent-relief money will have some protections.

However, a Sonoma County program to provide relief for renters and landlords financially impacted by the Covid-19 pandemic still struggles to distribute funds, with some applicants complaining about long delays and mixed messages.

The countyโ€™s program began in April and by Sept. 30 had distributedโ€”or allocated for distributionโ€”nearly $14.6 million in federal funds to applicants, according to numbers provided by Dave Kiff, the interim director of Community Development Commission, the county housing agency handling the state and federal rent-relief funds.

Itโ€™s not clear from the numbers Kiff provided how much money has actually reached landlords and tenants. By Sept. 30, a total of 1,020 renters and landlords had received funds, while another 2,252 individuals had filed requests.

While that may sound impressive, Kiff told the Bohemian in an email that the county also lost access to an additional $17.5 million in state rental assistance funds because the CDC missed an Aug. 1 deadline to allocate 65% of the money.

Luckily for those in need, there are still more funds available. The county stands to receive an additional $13.8 million from the state and an additional $17.3 million in federal funds.

As an applicant, the process can be frustrating. Last week, Fred Allebach, a Sonoma Valley resident, wrote an opinion piece for the Sonoma Index-Tribune outlining his attempts to get some of the rent relief funds.

Allebach, a persistent New York native, says he applied for money in July and has routinely followed up with county and nonprofit officials managing the rent-relief funds. So far, his efforts have not paid off, and he has heard differing advice from different institutions.

โ€œFrom the standpoint of an applicant, a low income applicant without the language skills and persistence that I have, it would seem like theyโ€™re leaving a lot of people out who could be getting aid,โ€ Allebach told the Bohemian.

For more information about Sonoma Countyโ€™s rent relief program, visit SoCoEmergency.org/ERAP. For legal advice about tenantsโ€™ rights, contact Legal Aid of Sonoma Countyโ€™s Housing Hotline at 707.843.4432.

Cutting Ties

Handline parts ways with Lowell Sheldon

Sebastopolโ€™s Handline shared on social media Friday, Oct. 1, that Lowell Sheldon will no longer be a partner in the restaurant.

The news came  less than a week after original reporting by the Bohemian and the San Francisco Chronicle revealed that Sheldon is accused by more than a dozen people of sexual harassment, assault and creating a toxic work environment. 

โ€œToday, after more than a year of negotiations, we are relieved to share that Lowell Sheldon has finally agreed to separate from Handline,โ€ Handlineโ€™s Oct. 1 Instagram post reads. โ€œWe are not, and have never been, indifferent to these issues.โ€

Days earlier, on Tuesday, Sept. 28, the restaurant made a separate post acknowledging the allegations and said they were, โ€œtaking steps to better prevent and address such issues in the future.โ€ That post was met with dozens of comments by the restaurantsโ€™ fans expressing disappointment that Sheldon remained an owner.

Handline, which specializes in โ€œCoastal Californiaโ€ cuisine, was opened in 2016 by Sheldon and Natalie Goble, who was also Sheldonโ€™s romantic partner at the time. Sheldon was a venerated restaurateur whose first restaurant, Lowellโ€™s, was loved for its farm-to-table fare and community ethos.

While Lowellโ€™s was 10 years old before Sheldon opened Handline, his next two Sebastopol partnership ventures followed in quicker succession: Fern Bar, in 2018, and Khom Loi, in 2021. The latter is housed in the former location of Lowellโ€™s, which closed in late 2019.

This year, after former employees of Sheldonโ€™s restaurants spoke publicly about quitting because of him, all three restaurants moved to end their partnerships with Sheldon. At Fern Bar, employee complaints about Sheldon prompted a 2019 HR investigation. While remedial actions were taken, Sheldon was not removed as a partner until April 2021.

On Thursday, Sept. 30, Alexandra Lopezโ€”one of Sheldonโ€™s accusersโ€”wrote on her personal social media, โ€œIn the time between the HR investigation in 2019 and the articles coming out this month, Lowell has sexually assaulted AT LEAST one person. I cannot help but think that this could have been prevented if the businesses had made public statements from the beginning.โ€

Lopez called for the restaurants to share โ€œwhat policy and structural changes have been made to prevent harassment and toxic behavior.โ€ 

Sheldon has plans to open a bed and breakfast at the Freestone Hotel, a historic landmark in West Sonoma County.

In response to a request for comment, Sheldon wrote the following statement to the Bohemian: โ€œI wish my partners at Handline continued success as we move quickly to conclude our business relationship. Natalie has always run Handline with the utmost care and integrity. I trust that the community can feel that and will continue to support her and all the employees that find meaningful work there. As I step away, please know that I hear and feel the pain that my past behavior has caused. Thank you to all those who spoke their truth. And thank you to my community for holding me accountable.โ€

Read about how Sheldon created a toxic work environment at Bohemian.com/rotten-core.

Open Mic: โ€˜Unsettlingโ€™ Response

Falsifying historical facts and shamelessly fabricating lies seems to be the strategy Michael Zebulon is using in his article โ€œUnsettlingโ€ in Open Mic (9/29/21). Sadly, itโ€™s not a new strategy. Gross misrepresentation and distortion of historical facts have been used often in history, including by Hitler and the previous U.S. administration, with tragic consequences.

โ€œUnsettlingโ€ indeed for me personally as a Palestinian who was born in Jerusalem a few months before Palestine, YES PALESTINE, was divided by the United Nations in 1947 and over half of it was given to the Jewish people. At 74 years of age, I am older than the state of Israel, a fact about Israel that may surprise many.

That the Jewish people had a history of persecution and suffering is undeniable, but is not my focus here in responding to Mr. Zebulon, who callously brushes me and my family off the pages of history, just like Europeans and others tried to brush the Jewish people off for centuries, and happily did not succeed. Will the lesson be missed again?

My family can trace its history in Palestine as far back as the 1550s. My ancestors founded Ramallah, West Bank. Our centuries-old history in Palestine was interrupted by the creation of the state of Israel in 1948 when over 750,000 Palestinians were forced out of their homes, many at the point of a gun, and over 500 villages were destroyedโ€”systematically bulldozed by the new Israeli government. It is not difficult to find this information on the internet and to decide for oneself what the truth is. Israeli historian, Ilan Pappรฉ, lays out the declassified archives of that tragic period very clearly in his book The Ethnic Cleansing of Palestine.

Human Rights Watch and the Israeli human rights organization Bโ€™Tselem have both said that Israel is a settler colonialist apartheid state. If Mr. Zebulon really cared about the future of Israel, he would spread some reality about it, instead of lies, and help build a vision for it that allows dignity and equality for everyone living there. That reality is indeed possible if we all work for it together.

Joint Passing: Michael Giotis Inherits ‘Rolling Papers’ Column

The Bohemian has given me the privilege of taking over this column from the illustrious Jonah Raskin. In our life together as poets, Jonah and I have come to be great friends, so I am thrilled to write โ€œRolling Papersโ€ while he steps back for a break. He WILL be back, but until then, youโ€™re ridinโ€™ with me.

Let me introduce myself. A Bay Area native, weed has always been around me. Itโ€™s been like that for decades.

Although I knew all the stoners in high school, I was too terrified to expose myself to the unknowns of chemical inebriation so young. Then I started reading Kerouac and William Gibson, listening to the Doors.

My friends and I started slowly, smoking our first poorly rolled joint at night in the bushes of Central Park in San Mateo. Iโ€™m not sure how high we got, but we were struck with a sense of frisson when the SMPD roller creeped along the asphalt path that meanders through that landmark park, sweeping its side-mount spotlight slowly back and forth.

In my college years I took a toke for thoughtful walks and band practiceโ€”if playing bass, NOT if singing.

Later, as I stepped away from my first marriage and plans for a doctorate, I got hooked good, hanging out with those same kids Iโ€™d started with. By then we were on to museum-worthy bongs and immaculate blunts.

I burned a quarter-ounce of military-grade weed a week for years. Parenthood put an end to that, not without some struggle and a lot of patience from my wife.

Professionally, I am a strategy facilitator to sustainable businesses. Iโ€™ve worked with hundreds of businesses over the years and have come to the conclusion that business is good at business, but not much else. Do cannabis companies have a chance to change that?

For two years I brought this expertise to 421 Group, a cannabis consultancy working with now-household names that are the pillars of North Bay cannabiz. There I was reintroduced to the world of cannabis, from vape-cart ease-of-use to the almost mystical interpretation of current regs.

With this column, I will look for examples from the cannabis industry that illustrate to the business world that cannabis deserves a privileged position in economics and society.

I am looking for the truth of the ongoing black market and the real ways that people use, grow, distribute and share cannabis every day.

Iโ€™m interested in the science of growing, and in adding cannabinoids to our physiology.

Like with gummies.

Hella gummies.

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Sunset Boulevard

Billy Wilderโ€™s film classic, Sunset Boulevard, is a Hollywood tragedy of operatic proportions. There were several early attempts to bring the story of a Hollywood hack who stumbles into an opportunistic relationship with a faded screen star to the stage, but it took Andrew Lloyd Webber to succeed where others had failed.

Itโ€™s an ambitious choice for Sonoma Arts Live. Limitations of space and budget forced Director Carl Jordan to adhere to some of the showโ€™s original, experimental staging. He also utilizes film clips and projections to give a sense of time and place that the sparsely-furnished stage cannot. 

The show opens with the deceased Joe Gillis (Michael Scott Wells) explaining how he ended up facedown in the pool of former silent screen star Norma Desmond (Dani Innocenti Beem). Avoiding creditors, the down-on-his-luck Gillis drives onto her property. When she discovers Gillis is a screenwriter, she latches on to him to work on a screenplay that will mark her glorious return to the screen. Itโ€™s not long before Desmond latches onto him for even more, much to the consternation of Desmondโ€™s imperious butler Max (Tim Setzer) and Gillisโ€™ potential paramour Betty (Maeve Smith).

Beem, a proven musical-comedy performer, powerfully delivers in the big musical numbers but has difficulty modulating her performance for the showโ€™s smaller moments. She gets laughs where there should be none. Setzer, another performer known for his musical comedy stylings, completely subjugates those instincts and becomes the true heart of the show, but the truth is that itโ€™s hard to root for any of these characters.

Years of Carol Burnett spoofs may have trained the audience to expect camp, but thereโ€™s no excuse for the showโ€™s authors inserting a misguided scene involving a group of tailors prancing and swishing across the stage as they dress Gillis. The pungent point of the scene is lost amongst the mincing. Havenโ€™t we moved past the point of using effeminate men as a source for โ€œha, ha, look at themโ€ comedy?

Sunset Boulevard always seemed like an odd choice for a musical adaptation, but no odder than a board game or comic strip. It may be more accessible to fans of the film or Sir Andrewโ€™s other works, but any fan of live musical theater can rejoice in its return to Sonoma.

โ€œSunset Boulevardโ€ runs through Oct. 10 at Andrews Hall in the Sonoma Community Center, 276 E. Napa St., Sonoma. Thursโ€“Sat, 7:30pm; Sun, 2pm. $25โ€“$42. 866.710.8942. Sonomaartslive.org. Proof of vaccination and masking are required to attend.

Sebastopol Restaurant Handline Separates From Lowell Sheldon After Allegations of Assault

Sebastopolโ€™s Handline shared on social media today that Lowell Sheldon will no longer be a partner in the restaurant. The news comes less than a week after original reporting by the Bohemian and the San Francisco Chronicle revealed that Sheldon is accused by more than a dozen people of sexual harassment, assault and creating a toxic work environment. 

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“Today, after more than a year of negotiations, we are relieved to share that Lowell Sheldon has finally agreed to separate from Handline,โ€ the post reads. โ€œWe are not, and have never been, indifferent to these issues.โ€ 

On Tuesday, the restaurant made a separate post acknowledging the allegations and said they were, โ€œtaking steps to better prevent and address such issues in the future.โ€ That post was met with dozens of comments by the restaurantsโ€™ fans expressing disappointment that Sheldon remained an owner.

Handline, which specializes in โ€œCoastal Californiaโ€ cuisine, was opened in 2016 by Sheldon and Natalie Goble, who was also Sheldonโ€™s romantic partner at the time. Sheldon was a venerated restaurateur whose first restaurant, Lowellโ€™s, was loved for its farm-to-table fare and community ethos. 

While Lowellโ€™s was ten-years-old before Sheldon opened Handline, his next two Sebastopol partnership ventures followed in quicker succession: Fern Bar in 2018 and Khom Loi in 2021. The latter is housed in the former location of Lowellโ€™s, which closed in late 2019.  

This year, after former employees of Sheldonโ€™s restaurants spoke publicly about quitting because of him, all three restaurants moved to end their partnerships with Sheldon. At Fern Bar, employee complaints about Sheldon prompted a 2019 HR investigation. While remedial actions were taken, Sheldon was not removed as a partner until April 2021. 

On Thursday, Alexandra Lopezโ€”one of Sheldonโ€™s accusersโ€”wrote on her personal social media, โ€œIn the time between the HR investigation in 2019 an the articles coming out this month, Lowell has sexually assaulted AT LEAST one person. I cannot help but think that this could have been prevented if the businesses had made public statements from the beginning.โ€ 

Lopez called for the restaurants to share โ€œwhat policy and structural changes have been made to prevent harassment and toxic behavior.โ€ 

Sheldon has plans to open a bed and breakfast at the Freestone Hotel, an historic landmark in west Sonoma County. 

In response to a request for comment, Sheldon wrote the following statement to the Bohemian: โ€œI wish my partners at Handline continued success as we move quickly to conclude our business relationship. Natalie has always run Handline with the utmost care and integrity. I trust that the community can feel that and will continue to support her and all the employees that find meaningful work there. As I step away, please know that I hear and feel the pain that my past behavior has caused. Thank you to all those who spoke their truth. And thank you to my community for holding me accountable.โ€


Read about the way Sheldon created a toxic work environment here. To read about a woman who says Sheldon sexually assaulted her on a date in 2019, click here.

Got a tip? Chelsea Kurnick can be reached at ck******@***il.com.

Kitty Cat Corner

The secret lives of cats

Cats are the best pets, for many proven, fact-based reasons, but their alter egos, known only to their human owners, are one of the most compelling.

Shadow Ceciliaโ€”my cat for 15 yearsโ€”for instance, had an elaborate alternate history that far eclipsed her official origin story as a furry West Berkeley rescue kitten.

It took many years, and numerous glasses of high-octane Czech Republic absinthe, for her true origin story to reveal itself to me, but here is what I eventually gleaned: Shadowโ€™s alternate personality was that of a burlesque dancer and jazz singer in a shady bar in San Franciscoโ€™s historic Barbary Coast. Her name was Serenity Sweets. I, a crude sailor, kidnapped her late one night during a rainstorm as she left the bar, and squirreled her away to my house across the bay in Berkeley. There I fell in love with her and faithfully served her, devoting myself to her for the rest of her natural life.

Elijah Darkness, my current kitty, has a more mundaneโ€”but equally importantโ€”alter persona. He is a 19-year-old cowboy from Wyoming, named Clyde, who rode his horse west in search of his girl. Instead he found me, his big brother, and we now live in a West County apple orchard, which is as close to a Wyoming ranch as weโ€™re ever going to get. And twice as beautiful, as far as Iโ€™m concerned.

But thatโ€™s not all. In another turn of alternate facts, Elijah has a girlfriend, named Pumpkin, who heโ€™s never met. She, too, is a fluffy black cat. They write each other occasional love texts, and once Pumpkin even sent him a handmade card in the mail. Pumpkin is very much a real cat, and a breathtakingly beautiful one at that. Given that Elijah is so dashingly handsome that married women must wear their wedding rings around him lest they forget their husbands, the two fluffy black felines are made for each other.

My friend, Marieka, tells me that her cat โ€œis a Southern gentleman cat who speaks in a gravelly voice. His English is quite good for a cat, but he spells words that end in Y with an EH instead and writes texts in ALL CAPS, because, you know, paws. He enjoys reading the New Yorker but doesnโ€™t often understand the cartoons. He would vote Democratic if cats were enfranchised, and dislikes Trump INTENSELEH. If he assumed a human form, he might eat nothing but butter and chicken.โ€

To which I respond, how much absinthe have YOU been drinking, young lady? But really, kudos to all the kitties out there with their sublime secret lives.

Mark Fernquest lives in a glass house in an apple orchard. He dreams of driving a battered V-8 Interceptor across the desolate wasteland, in search of gasoline.

FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

Week of September 29

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Blogger AnaSophia was asked, โ€œWhat do you find attractive in a person?โ€ Iโ€™ll reproduce her reply because itโ€™s a good time to think about what your answer would be. Iโ€™m not implying you should be looking for a new lover. Iโ€™m interested in inspiring you to ruminate about what alliances you should cultivate during the coming months. Hereโ€™s what AnaSophia finds attractive: โ€œstrong desire but not neediness, passionate sensitivity, effortlessness, authenticity, innocence of perception, sense of humor, vulnerability and honesty, embodying oneโ€™s subtleties and embracing oneโ€™s paradoxes, acting unconditionally and from the heart.โ€

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Taurus author Roberto Bolaรฑo confessed, โ€œSometimes I want greatness, sometimes just its shadow.โ€ I appreciate his honesty. I think what he says is true about most of us. Is there anyone who is always ready for the heavy responsibility of pursuing greatness? Doubtful. To be great, we must periodically go through phases when we recharge our energy and take a break from being nobly ambitious. What about you, dear Taurus? If Iโ€™m reading the omens correctly, you will benefit from a phase of reinvention and reinvigoration. During the next three weeks, youโ€™ll be wise to hang out in the shadows of greatness.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): โ€œHave fun, even if itโ€™s not the same kind of fun everyone else is having,โ€ wrote religious writer C. S. Lewis. That advice is 10 times more important right now than it usually is. For the sake of your bodyโ€™s and soulโ€™s health, you need to indulge in sprees of playful amusement and blithe delight and tension-relieving merriment. And all that good stuff will work its most potent magic if it stimulates pleasures that are unique to youโ€”and not necessarily in line with othersโ€™ tastes.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): โ€œIt is one thing to learn about the past,โ€ wrote Cancerian journalist Kenneth Auchincloss. โ€œIt is another to wallow in it.โ€ Thatโ€™s stellar advice for you to incorporate in the coming weeks. After studying your astrological omens, Iโ€™m enthusiastic about you exploring the old days and old ways. Iโ€™m hoping that you will discover new clues youโ€™ve overlooked before and that this further information will inspire you to re-envision your life story. But as you conduct your explorations, itโ€™s also crucial to avoid getting bogged down in sludgy emotions like regret or resentment. Be inspired by your history, not demoralized by it.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Would you like to deepen and strengthen your capacity to concentrate? Cosmic rhythms will conspire in your favor if you work on this valuable skill in the coming weeks. Youโ€™ll be able to make more progress than would normally be possible. Hereโ€™s pertinent advice from author Harriet Griffey: โ€œWhenever you feel like quitting, just do five moreโ€”five more minutes, five more exercises, five more pagesโ€”which will extend your focus.โ€ Hereโ€™s another tip: Whenever you feel your concentration flagging, remember what it is you love about the task youโ€™re doing. Ruminate about its benefits for you and others.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Whatโ€™s your favorite feeling? Hereโ€™s Virgo poet Mary Szybistโ€™s answer to that question: hunger. Sheโ€™s not speaking about the longing for food, but rather the longing for everything precious, interesting and meaningful. She adores the mood of โ€œnot yet,โ€ the experience of moving toward the desired thing. What would be your response to the question, Virgo? Iโ€™m guessing you may at times share Szybistโ€™s perspective. But given the current astrological omens, your favorite feeling right now may be utter satisfactionโ€”the gratifying sensation of getting what youโ€™ve hungered for. I say, trust that intuition.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): In the English language, the words โ€œnakedโ€ and โ€œnudeโ€ have different connotations. Art critic Kenneth Clark noted that โ€œnakedโ€ people depicted in painting and sculpture are โ€œdeprived of clothes,โ€ and embarrassed as a result. Being โ€œnude,โ€ on the other hand, has โ€œno uncomfortable overtone,โ€ but indicates โ€œa balanced, prosperous, and confident body.โ€ I bring this to your attention because I believe you would benefit from experiencing extra nudity and no nakedness in the days ahead. If you choose to take on this assignment, please use it to upgrade your respect and reverence for your beauty. PS: Now is also a favorable time to express your core truths without inhibition or apology. I urge you to be your pure self in all of your glory.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Scorpio poet Anne Sexton wrote, โ€œOne has to get their own animal out of their own cage and not look for either an animal keeper or an unlocker.โ€ Thatโ€™s always expert advice, but it will be extra vital for you to heed in the coming weeks. The gorgeous semi-wild creature within you needs more room to run, more sights to see, more adventures to seek. For that to happen, it needs to spend more time outside of its cage. And youโ€™re the best person to make sure that happens.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Sagittarian composer Ludwig van Beethoven (1770โ€“1827) could be a marvelous friend. If someone he cared for was depressed or feeling lost, he would invite them to sit in his presence as he improvised music on the piano. There were no words, no adviceโ€”only emotionally stirring melodies. โ€œHe said everything to me,โ€ one friend said about his gift. โ€œAnd finally gave me consolation.โ€ I invite you to draw inspiration from his example, Sagittarius. Youโ€™re at the peak of your powers to provide solace, comfort and healing to allies who need such nurturing. Do it in whatever way is also a blessing for you.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): At age 23, Capricorn-born Jeanne Antoinette Poisson (1721โ€“1764) became French King Louis XVโ€™s favorite mistress. She was not born into aristocracy, but she wielded her Capricornian flair with supreme effectiveness. Ultimately, she achieved a noble title as well as high prestige and status in the French court. As is true for evolved Capricorns, her elevated role was well-deserved, not the result of vulgar social-climbing. She was a patron of architecture, porcelain artwork and France’s top intellectuals. She ingratiated herself to the Kingโ€™s wife, the Queen, and served as an honored assistant. I propose we make her your role model for the next four weeks. May she inspire you to seek a boost in your importance and clout thatโ€™s accomplished with full integrity.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): The bad news is that artist Debbie Wagner was diagnosed with two brain tumors in 2002. The good news is that surgery not only enabled her to survive, but enhanced her visual acuity. The great news is that on most days since 2005, she has painted a new image of the sunrise. I invite you to dream up a ritual to celebrate your own victory over adversity, Aquarius. Is there a generous gesture or creative act you could do on a semi-regular basis to thank life for providing you with the help and power you needed?

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): A self-described โ€œanarchist witchโ€ named Lars writes on his Tumblr blog, โ€œI am a ghost from the 1750s, and my life is currently in the hands of a group of suburban 13-year-olds using a ouija board to ask me if Josh from homeroom has a crush on them.โ€ Heโ€™s implying that a powerful supernatural character like himself is being summoned to do tasks that are not worthy of him. He wishes his divinatory talents were better used. Are there any resemblances between you and him, Pisces? Do you ever feel as if youโ€™re not living up to your promise? That your gifts are not being fully employed? If so, Iโ€™m pleased to predict that you could fix this problem in the coming weeks and months. You will have extra energy and savvy to activate your full potential.

[Editor: Hereโ€™s this weekโ€™s homework:]

Homework: Describe the status quo situation youโ€™re tired of, and how youโ€™re going to change it. https://Newsletter.FreeWillAstrology.com

Deathly Duo

โ€˜Murder for Twoโ€™ kills

Santa Rosaโ€™s 6th Street Playhouse opens their GK Hardt Theatre with Murder for Two, a title that neatly sums up the plot and highlights the exact number of cast members required to perform it. It runs through Oct. 10.

Lyricist Kellen Blair (Scrooge in Love) and author/composer Joe Kinosianโ€™s 90-minute musical send up of Agatha Christie murder mysteries was originally workshopped at San Franciscoโ€™s 42nd Street Moon before having an award-winning run off-Broadway. That itโ€™s not done as frequently as other somewhat-thematically-similar showsโ€”such as The 39 Stepsโ€”can be attributed to its casting requirement for two top-notch, piano-playing actor/singers.

Renowned author Arthur Witney is shot dead as he enters his staid Victorian mansion. Thereโ€™s no lack of suspects as his family, friends and associates have gathered to throw him a surprise party. Surprise!

First on the scene is Officer Marcus Moscowicz (Trevor Dorner), a detective wanna-be whoโ€™s sure a promotion awaits him if he solves the case. All he has to do is musically interrogate all the guests/suspects and figure out whodunnit.

Thereโ€™s Dahlia Witney, the victimโ€™s wife; Steph Witney, the victimโ€™s niece who just happens to be writing a college paper on small-town murders; ballerina Barrette Lewis, the victimโ€™s mistress; Murray & Barb Flandon, the victimโ€™s squabbling neighbors; psychiatrist Dr. Griff, who seems to be treating everyone; and the three surviving members of a 12-member boysโ€™ choir. All of the aforementioned suspects are played by Ginger Beavers.

Dorner, whoโ€™s toured nationally as Jerry Lee Lewis in Million Dollar Quartet as well as productions of Murder for Two as all the suspects, takes a stab at Officer Marcus for the first time. His tall and lanky detective is a good counterpart to the diminutive Beavers, whose character changes are accomplished via voiceโ€”her Dahlia seems to be channeling Leslie Jordanโ€”physicality, minor costume adjustments and the occasional puppet.

The songs are amusingโ€”โ€œSo What If I Did?โ€ is a highlightโ€”and the piano playing is fantastic, but a more intimate venueโ€”like 6th Streetโ€™s Monroe Stageโ€”would have served the Laura Downing-Lee-directed show better. A lot of Beaverโ€™s physical comedy is swallowed up by the larger auditorium.

Silliness reigns in Murder for Two. You may not die laughing, but at the very least youโ€™ll leave the theater with a smile on your face.

โ€˜Murder for Twoโ€™ runs through Oct. 10 in the GK Hardt Theatre at 6th Street Playhouse, 52 W. Sixth Street, Santa Rosa. Fri. & Sat., 7:30pm; Sat. & Sun., 2pm. $22โ€“$38. 707.523.4185. 6thstreeetplayhouse.com. Proof of vaccination and masking are required to attend.

Rewind

The past is present

Sometimes you probably wish you could go back to an earlier time in your life, a time when you felt free and happy, and life just flowed naturally like water in a stream. But is it an external condition you long to return to, or the way you felt inside at the time?

External circumstances cannot be rebuiltโ€”just look at what happens to Jay Gatsby when he tries to repeat the pastโ€”but our inner world is a different matter, as the previous version of you is more than just a memory; it is preserved in a kind of ethereal amber that can still be felt. Those carefree chapters of life still exist, you just need to undertake the journey to find out where. But be warned, this is a difficult and painful adventure that requires much time spent in meditation and contemplation.

You must start by breaking through your linear concept of time, and begin to see your life less as a sequence of events spanning from birth until now, and more from the point of view of the consciousness operating inside you, which exists in a state of the eternal present. Gradually youโ€™ll begin to see your life as a collection of selected experiences grouped around themes as opposed to a sequence of events. Itโ€™s like Marcel Proust and his famous madeleine cookie dipped in tea, a sensory experience that transports him across time, resulting in a 3,500-page novel called In Search of Lost Time.

Eventually youโ€™ll arrive at a state of realization in which the story of your life feels less like an arrow shooting forward through time and more like a tree trunk growing outward while preserving the inner rings of earlier stages in its development. It then becomes possible to access these earlier rings through the electromagnetic energy field of the heart. At the risk of mixing metaphors, the target ring you seekโ€”childhood, adolescence, young adulthoodโ€”has a frequency like a radio signal and still broadcasts that signal; itโ€™s simply outside your linear perception of time.

When you land on it, youโ€™ll feel transported to that particular chapter in your life, and your nervous system will pulse with the memory-sensation of how you felt at that time. This can be both terrifying and painful, especially if you land on the ring sometimes called the โ€œinner childโ€ and experience a confused and forlorn feeling in which youโ€™re the eight-year-old version of yourself, cast adrift in the circumstances of your life in 2021.

But know that the spirit is there with you, that it always has been and always will be.

Cash Flow

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Sonoma County misses state rent-relief spending deadline On Thursday, Sept. 30, Californiaโ€™s restrictions on evictions for nonpayment of rent due to Covid-19 lapsed. Sonoma Countyโ€™s own pandemic eviction protections will carry on for a while longer, and tenants who have applied for rent-relief money will have some protections. However, a Sonoma County program to provide relief for renters and landlords financially...

Cutting Ties

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Handline parts ways with Lowell Sheldon Sebastopolโ€™s Handline shared on social media Friday, Oct. 1, that Lowell Sheldon will no longer be a partner in the restaurant. The news came  less than a week after original reporting by the Bohemian and the San Francisco Chronicle revealed that Sheldon is accused by more than a dozen people of sexual harassment, assault and...

Open Mic: โ€˜Unsettlingโ€™ Response

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Falsifying historical facts and shamelessly fabricating lies seems to be the strategy Michael Zebulon is using in his article โ€œUnsettlingโ€ in Open Mic (9/29/21). Sadly, itโ€™s not a new strategy. Gross misrepresentation and distortion of historical facts have been used often in history, including by Hitler and the previous U.S. administration, with tragic consequences. โ€œUnsettlingโ€ indeed for me personally as...

Joint Passing: Michael Giotis Inherits ‘Rolling Papers’ Column

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The Bohemian has given me the privilege of taking over this column from the illustrious Jonah Raskin. In our life together as poets, Jonah and I have come to be great friends, so I am thrilled to write โ€œRolling Papersโ€ while he steps back for a break. He WILL be back, but until then, youโ€™re ridinโ€™ with me. Let me...

Close Up

Sunset Boulevard comes to Sonoma
Sunset Boulevard Billy Wilderโ€™s film classic, Sunset Boulevard, is a Hollywood tragedy of operatic proportions. There were several early attempts to bring the story of a Hollywood hack who stumbles into an opportunistic relationship with a faded screen star to the stage, but it took Andrew Lloyd Webber to succeed where others had failed. Itโ€™s an ambitious choice for Sonoma...

Sebastopol Restaurant Handline Separates From Lowell Sheldon After Allegations of Assault

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Sebastopolโ€™s Handline shared on social media today that Lowell Sheldon will no longer be a partner in the restaurant. The news comes less than a week after original reporting by the Bohemian and the San Francisco Chronicle revealed that Sheldon is accused by more than a dozen people of sexual harassment, assault and creating a toxic work environment.  "Today, after...

Kitty Cat Corner

The secret lives of cats Cats are the best pets, for many proven, fact-based reasons, but their alter egos, known only to their human owners, are one of the most compelling. Shadow Ceciliaโ€”my cat for 15 yearsโ€”for instance, had an elaborate alternate history that far eclipsed her official origin story as a furry West Berkeley rescue kitten. It took many years, and...

FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

Week of September 29 ARIES (March 21-April 19): Blogger AnaSophia was asked, โ€œWhat do you find attractive in a person?โ€ Iโ€™ll reproduce her reply because itโ€™s a good time to think about what your answer would be. Iโ€™m not implying you should be looking for a new lover. Iโ€™m interested in inspiring you to ruminate about what alliances you should...

Deathly Duo

โ€˜Murder for Twoโ€™ kills Santa Rosaโ€™s 6th Street Playhouse opens their GK Hardt Theatre with Murder for Two, a title that neatly sums up the plot and highlights the exact number of cast members required to perform it. It runs through Oct. 10. Lyricist Kellen Blair (Scrooge in Love) and author/composer Joe Kinosianโ€™s 90-minute musical send up of Agatha Christie murder...

Rewind

The past is present Sometimes you probably wish you could go back to an earlier time in your life, a time when you felt free and happy, and life just flowed naturally like water in a stream. But is it an external condition you long to return to, or the way you felt inside at the time? External circumstances cannot be...
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