Your Letters, Week of March 8

When in Rome

Ancient Roman democracy had curbs on individual economic behavior. They had a highly placed government official called the “censor,” who had two responsibilities: to enact a census and to watch out for wealthy people who were acting irresponsibly with their wealth.

One historian writes, “The Roman Republic labored all throughout its history to curb conspicuous expenditure.” An example was the elaborateness of funerals. Kings may have buried their family members in pyramids, but democracies buried them in simple ways to show one person was just as good as another. In Rome, personal accounts of adult “spendthrifts” were turned over to legal guardians until they could learn how to deal with income and wealth.

Many young American athletes, media stars, Hollywood starlets and studs, investment speculators, drug lords, corporate executives, lottery winners, heirs and heiresses come into a horde of cash they have little ability to manage, so they spend like bandits and set horrible examples for the rest of the country. Rome didn’t tolerate that because they knew it led to monarchy and aristocracy. America doesn’t care.

Kimball Shinkoskey

North Bay

Patisserie Angelica offers heavenly desserts and high tea

Gergana Karabelov, 44, of Santa Rosa, is a busy woman.

She owns and runs Patisserie Angelica, an award-winning, French-style bakery cafe in downtown Sebastopol, while also raising two children and running Mommy’s Yummys, LLC, a pop-up Mediterranean food stand, for half the year at local seasonal markets. It’s a demanding schedule, but Karabelov is up for the task. In spite of the challenges, she holds her bakery cafe to the highest standards, and exceeds them.

For anyone not in the know, Patisserie Angelica is renowned for its exquisite wedding cakes, pastries and high teas. Founded by sisters Condra Easley and Deborah Morris, the bakery’s sole owner became Karabelov in 2019, shortly after their retirement. As the new owner, she immediately extended operating hours and made high tea available year-round.

Per the company website, Patisserie Angelica’s cakes and pastries are baked with all-natural ingredients, using pure butter, local dairy, organic eggs and cane sugar. Karabelov and her crew also use healthy, plant-based colors and “work seasonally with local farmers, jarring, preserving and freezing during peak season so they can bake with top-notch local foods all year round.”

In addition, almost all of their products—including baked goods, cakes, fillings, buttercream, curds, preserves, jams and jellies, even the mocha mix they put in their coffee—are made in-house. Of equal importance, they use only the finest ingredients, emphasizing, “All the time, no excuses and no compromises!”

Their cakes have been featured in The Bride & Bloom Magazine, Brides, Town & Country, TeaTime and Santa Rosa Magazine, as well as the Cooking Channel’s Food Crafters.

A cook by inclination, Karabelov landed in Sonoma County as an exchange student from Bulgaria in 2002. Her husband followed a year later, and soon thereafter her son and daughter were born. She worked at Redwood Hill Farm for many years and started Mommy’s Yummys in 2010. Later, she perfected her baking skills while attending the Santa Rosa Junior College (SRJC) culinary arts program. She initially entered into ownership of the bakery with friend and longtime coworker Jennifer Bice, a well-known cheesemaker and goat breeder, in 2018. When Bice soon decided to retire, Karabelov became sole owner.

She employs two full-time workers. Maggie “Queen of Macaroons” Cortez, 28, of Santa Rosa, is head baker, with six years experience at Patisserie Angelica and a degree from SRJC’s culinary arts baking pastry program. Her younger sister, Isela Cortez, 23, of Santa Rosa, is chief cake decorator.

In addition, Karabelov’s daughter, Dohna, and her son, Pavel, help with both the bakery and Mommy’s Yummys, respectively. And two additional part-time employees, both named Sharon, provide excellent customer service at the counter.

“Business has been great, except for the multiple challenges we’ve had to face,” Karabelov says. The challenges include the flood in The Barlow, which did not reach the bakery but significantly reduced foot traffic nonetheless. In addition, two major forest fires closed the town of Sebastopol for a week each, and without power, all the food at the bakery went bad.

During COVID, wedding cake sales diminished as some couples took their vows over Zoom with symbolic six-inch cakes, while others were forced to postpone their weddings and cake orders, sometimes more than once. Karabelov closed the company doors and furloughed the employees, baking cookies, scones and croissants by herself for take-out for three months. Selling baked goods at local farmers’ markets also helped keep the business afloat.

Now business has rebounded, though the market has changed. “We are seeing different needs this year,” Karabelov says. Expensive wedding venues are leaving couples with less money for the cakes, “so people order small cutting cakes, just for the picture and the tradition, but not to serve their guests. The cake is the last item to fit in the budget.”

“Our regular customers usually enjoy a fresh-baked scone and an espresso, and we see our signature desserts—Gateaux Parisian, almond macaron cake with praline buttercream, and Cardinal Sin, flourless bittersweet chocolate cake—sell the most, alongside our savory quiches and delicious cookies,” she adds. “Of course, we do still specialize in wedding cakes, dessert tables and custom cakes. They are so much fun and let us be creative.”

High tea is also a mainstay, with interest increasing now that longtime Santa Rosa institution Tudor Rose English Tea Room recently closed its doors.

“We serve a West County High Tea, which consists of an endless pot of Mariage Freres Tea that we import from France, as well as a selection of sandwiches, seasonal sweet and savory pastries, and our house-made sauces: organic Meyer lemon curd, Sonoma shire clotted cream and raspberry preserves,” Karabelov says. “It provides a wonderful introduction to what we create here, and an experience that is unforgettable and has become a tradition for many of our local customers.”

Interested parties should note that high tea is offered for any number of people, but by appointment only. In addition, custom cakes must be ordered at least one week in advance, and wedding cake consultation appointments must be placed by phone. Sign up for the mailing list is on the website below.

“I have always loved cooking and baking for my family, and I wanted to do what I love for a living,” Karabelov says. “Through the Patisserie, I am able to do what I enjoy, while bringing happiness and a special degree of excellence to our customers. They especially write to me in an email or a text, or come back to thank us, for the most delicious and beautiful cake that their guests ever had.”

Patisserie Angelica, open Tues–Sun, 9am to 4pm, 6821 Laguna Park Way, Sebastopol. 707.827.7998. www.patisserieangelica.com.

Santa Rosa’s Homerun Pizza celebrates 20 years

Here are my predictions for this upcoming Oscar weekend.

Michelle Yeoh wins the Academy Award for best actress and the “Knuckle Ball,” from Santa Rosa’s Homerun Pizza becomes Sonoma County’s next big thing.

What’s a “Knuckle Ball,” and what does it have to do with the Oscars?

The Knuckle Ball is a gustatory phenomena so elegant in its conception that it defies easy description (maybe, favorite pizza toppings within a pizza crust dough ball?). And it just so happens that this Oscar Sunday marks the 20th anniversary of its place of birth, Homerun Pizza in Santa Rosa.

“About 10 years ago, a previous owner’s stepson went in the back and said, ‘Hey, can I mess around?’ There were some pizza crust scraps, and he put those together with some cheese and some bacon and he closed it up. And he made it into a nice little ball, shoved it through the pizza oven, and the Knuckle Ball,” recalls owner Cynthia Caughie. “It’s our pizza dough stuffed with mozzarella cheese and bacon, and it is ooey, gooey goodness. It’s delicious—it’s a party in your mouth.”

Caughie purchased the popular restaurant in 2018, following the local fires of the previous year that not only took her home but that of the restaurant owners at the time.

“We actually cohabitated—my family and his family—for a year and a half,” says Caughie, who had been a server at the pizzeria for 13 years. When the opportunity to purchase the restaurant arose, Caughie was ready to make the leap. “I was never an entrepreneur—I never even knew the word, to be absolutely honest,” she laughs. Caughie committed herself to learning everything she needed to make her venture a success. She joined local business groups and poured through business tomes like Grant Cardone’s bestselling The 10X Rule.

“I worked in the restaurant—soup to nuts for one whole year, no manager. I said, ‘I’m gonna learn this thing,’” Caughie recalls of the practical, hands-on knowledge that she couldn’t glean from a book. “They don’t share all the headaches and the things that break and that everyday ‘what’s next?’ And, oh, you walk into a flood? I’ve gone through some stuff. Every day, I get just a little bit more resilient.”

Caughie’s resilience and determination are paying off. With the Knuckle Ball, which she is actively working to bring to a broader market, Caughie follows in the footsteps of such locally-launched companies like Amy’s Kitchen and Lagunitas Brewing Company. Each became national phenoms by putting their novel take on a familiar product. The Knuckle Ball seems similarly poised.

“Looking forward, our vision is to have everyone know Homerun Pizza is the home of the Knuckle Ball,” says Caughie, whose vision is both global and local. The plan is to grow the brand into a worldwide venture while rooting its ethos in her community.

“Supporting our community is one of the most challenging and fulfilling things I have done. I am so proud to bring community together and support our local nonprofits, sports and other organizations,” says Caughie.

Homerun Pizza’s 20th anniversary celebration begins at 1pm, Sunday, March 12, at 484 Larkfield Center, Santa Rosa. There will be live music, complimentary appetizers, a champagne toast, raffles, an assortment of small business booths, and food and drink specials. homerunpizzalarkfield.com.

SUGAR BABY, 26, EARNS $20K A MONTH DATING ESTABLISHED MEN

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A 26-year-old former nurse from Singapore claimed that she is living a more than decent life, earning up to $20K a month and receiving luxury gifts as a Sugar Baby. Belle (not her real name) said that her current status is a contrast to what she used to earn–despite having a nonsexual agreement with Sugar Daddies.

She said she had struggled to make ends meet before she turned to a Sugar Daddy dating app, Sugarbook–an app that introduces Sugar Babies to wealthy men. Two years after her sign-up, she said she is now living lavishly with financial backing from her relationship with Sugar Daddies.

Opening up on her arrangements, Belle said that her contracts are nonsexual. Belle said besides her pay-per-meet sessions–where she charges up to $1,500 per date–she also has longer-term arrangements with two other men who help her financially in exchange for her company.

In total, she is said to have earned about $200K from sugar dating, excluding the lavish gifts that she said she got from different Sugar Daddies she met along the way. She said among her precious collection are Hermès handbags and jewelry pieces worth over $150K, a number of Gucci bags, Christian Louboutin heels and many other undisclosed gifts.

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Image taken from Sugarbook

Reminiscing on her previous lower-wage job back in 2021, Belle said she was introduced to Sugarbook and became a Sugar Baby to alleviate her financial situation at the time. That was when she said she started to find men who would pay handsomely for companionship. Stumbling upon the Sugar Daddy dating app, she said she added her preference for the type of man she was looking for–and the rest is history.

Sugarbook is one of the well-known dating apps that empowers aspiring women like Belle to start mutually beneficial companionships with wealthy men. The app–which is also available on the website–has three main features: Dating, which allows users to browse each other’s profiles; Live Streaming, which lets Sugar Baby streamers connect with their followers; and Private Room, which enables Sugar Babies and Sugar Daddies to interact 1-on-1 via video call.

Here’s a list of a few dating sites to keep an eye out for:

  • Sugarbook: One of the most popular Sugar Daddy and Sugar Baby dating sites with over 4 million members and counting. It is also gaining popularity in the United States and Europe.
  • Sugar Daddy Meet: A high-end dating app that is popular among older men who are looking for charming women.
  • Ashley Madison: The site is known for its discretion and is popular among people seeking extra-marital affairs. Unfortunately, it was hacked back in 2015.
  • SugarDaddy.com: One of the top five sugar dating sites that monetize from Sugar Daddies.
  • Elite Singles: A high-end sugar dating platform frequented by wealthy and attractive individuals.

Belle also said she saved some of her earnings to travel abroad–mainly to her favorite holiday destinations such as Europe and the United States. While she and her Sugar Daddies enjoyed the trips, she said she ensures that her arrangements are still intact, to the point that they’ll never stay in the same suite.

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Image taken from Sugarbook

Finally able to enjoy the finer things in life, she said she also sends some money to her family who have yet to learn about her dating life. Belle said that her family has a conventional mindset, although she would not mind explaining her situation once they found out. Understanding that being a Sugar Baby is not illegal, she said she does not feel ashamed of her profession.

“I hope people would understand that Sugar Babies are not escorts or prostitutes. I think prostitutes are forced to do what they’re paid to do, whereas a Sugar Baby can always say no when she’s uncomfortable around the partner,” she added.

Seeing the benefits of being in a sugar relationship, she said that she is content to be a Sugar Baby. For Belle, she said it’s the best decision she has ever made, which changed her life 180 degrees. She also said she has advised other women to be forward in being a Sugar Baby as it could open up opportunities to change their lives for the better.

DEVELOPING: 16-year-old boy fatally stabbed at Montgomery High School

UPDATE – Thursday, March 2: School district offers mental health services

Santa Rosa City Schools is offering mental health services to students and the broader Montgomery High School community following the death of a 16-year-old boy Wednesday.

Santa Rosa School Board President Stephanie Manieri announced that the Santa Rosa City Schools Integrated Wellness Center, located at 2230 Lomitas Ave., will be open on Thursday and Friday.

“Santa Rosa City Schools staff and administration are doing everything they can to ensure our students and staff have the time and space to grieve this loss. We are working with our partners to keep our focus on getting the Montgomery High School community what they need at this time. This is an evolving situation and more updates will be forthcoming,” Manieri wrote on social media.

Bay City News – Wednesday, March 1: Authorities identify student fatally stabbed in classroom fight

A 16-year-old boy who was stabbed to death during a fight Wednesday morning at a Santa Rosa high school has been identified as Jayden Jess Pienta, authorities said.

A junior at Montgomery High School, Pienta was stabbed at least three times during the fight inside an art classroom. 

Staff at the school called police at 11:11 am on Monday to report the fight, Santa Rosa police Sgt. Christopher Mahurin said. When officers arrived at 11:15 am, they found two boys with stab wounds and began life-saving efforts. 

The victims were taken to a hospital, where Pienta died. The other student, also a 16-year-old junior, suffered at least one stab wound but is expected to recover.

The suspect in the stabbing, a 15-year-old freshman at the school, fled and was eventually found by authorities hiding near a creek at Highway 12 and Farmers Lane. He was taken into custody and booked into the Sonoma County Juvenile Justice Center on suspicion of crimes that include homicide, attempted homicide, and having a weapon on a school campus.

Investigators said that an argument preceded the stabbing. About 11 am, Pienta and the other 16-year-old junior had walked into an art class that they were not attending and a fight broke out with a 15-year-old freshman, police said. 

“The class teacher and three aides were able to briefly break up the fight, but the three students quickly began fighting again,” Mahurin said.

The 15-year-old brandished a knife and allegedly stabbed both 16-year-olds, according to police. 

The suspect then fled the classroom and ran from the school campus, while the two injured students walked to the school’s medical office.

During the fight, there were 27 other students in the class, authorities said.

“This is truly a sad day,” said Santa Rosa City Schools Superintendent Anna Trunnell at a news conference on Wednesday afternoon. “The tragedy that happened here today is heartbreaking.” 

Santa Rosa police detectives are investigating what led to the fight and the relationship between the students. 

Anyone who witnessed the fight is asked to talk to police detectives. In addition, police are seeking any video footage that might have been taken before and during the incident. Witnesses can reach out to SRPD detectives at (707) 543-3590.

Venues, Week of March 1

Green Music Center

1801 East Cotati Ave., Rohnert Park. gmc.sonoma.edu.

Inspired by resilient forests, Treelogy is performing at Sonoma State University.

7:30pm, Thursday, March 2. $25-75.

North Bay Live Music

16280 Main St., Guerneville. mainststation.com

Watch out, Road Runner! The creator of Wiley’s Coyotes, Eric Wiley, is coming to town.

6pm, Friday, March 3. Free.

Mystic Theater

23 Petaluma Blvd. N, Petaluma. mystictheatre.com.

Relive the ’80s in a way one has never done before with a show by the band Tainted Love.

9pm, Friday, March 3. $33.50.

Elephant in the Room

177 Healdsburg Ave., Healdsburg. elephantintheroompub.com.

Get ready for the southern feel of rockabilly from the ’90s, brought by Derek Irving & His Combo. 9pm, Friday, March 3. $10.

The Phoenix Theater

201 Washington St., Petaluma. thepheonixtheater.com.

Four artists named after the Golden Gate city, San Francisco Sound Experiment, are blazing onto the stage at the Phoenix. 8pm, Saturday, March 4. $10.

Starling Bar Sonoma

19380 Highway 12, Sonoma. starlingsonoma.com.

The three time winner of the North Bay Bohemian Norbay award for best Americana artist, Sean Carscadden is performing this weekend.

3pm, Sunday, March 5. Free.

Hopmonk Tavern Sebastopol

230 Petaluma Ave., Sebastopol. hopmonk.com.

Taking Bob Dylan songs to a whole new level, Ghosts of Electricity are bringing rock and roll to the HopMonk this weekend. 6pm, Sunday, March 5. $32.50.

Spancky’s Bar

8201 Old Redwood Hwy., Cotati. facebook.com/SpanckysBar.

Get ready to play at the longest-running jam in Sonoma County, with players of all levels welcome for Trees Blues Jam every Tuesday night.

7pm, Tuesday, March 7. Free.

The Flamingo Resort

2777 4th St., Santa Rosa. vintagespacesr.com.

DJ DYOPS will be hosting LUSH, a LGBTQ+ friendly dance party, at the Flamingo Resort.

9pm, Friday, March 10. $10-15.

—Kainoa St. Germain

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Your Letters, Week of March 1

Green Wash

In the Feb. 15 issue, I read about the proposed Highway 37 project, a page after the Open Mic piece: “We Got Played—Fossil fueling climate change.” If the Highway 37 project as proposed comes to fruition, we’ll be played again.

This project is a freeway widening that has been greenwashed as “climate resilient.” Lane additions to Highway 37 will increase the roadway’s capacity and induce demand, resulting in more driving as congestion is (temporarily) alleviated. This induced demand will drive pollution, promote further unsustainable land use and worsen climate change.

The proposed bike, pedestrian and transit improvements (HOV lane?) only provide a hue of green but don’t mitigate the overall environmental harm this road widening project will cause. Highway 37 lacks public transit.

Proposed passenger train service along this corridor is likely the only way to lessen the environmental impact and climate footprint of transportation in this area. More cars and increased automobile trips are not the solution.

The 1950s are calling, and they want their highway building project back.

Sprague Terplan

San Francisco

Crescent Moonshine: Duo delivers more than nostalgia

On a recent blustery night, there was no better sanctuary in Healdsburg than the warm glow and sonorous sounds emanating from Furthermore Wines Tasting Lounge.

There, hospitality and events manager Marty Paradise not only evinces a fine palate for wine but a well-developed ear for talent. The perfect pairing on the night in question was Furthermore’s supple 2018 Gap’s Crown pinot noir and the virtuosic Bay Area music duo Megan Schoenbohm and Jason Brentwood, a.k.a. Crescent Moonshine.

The talented twosome bring to life a playlist of ’90s deep cuts and classics—yes, there is such a thing now—via the former’s striking vocals and guitar playing and the latter’s nuanced and affecting percussion.

Between sets, singer-songwriter Schoenbohm (who many may already know as an award-winning children’s artist) indulged a few questions for the following Q&A (edited for length and clarity).

DH: Your interpretations of the material are really strong and interesting—the combination of novelty and the familiar is amazing, such that I’m compelled to ask, why the ’90s?

MS: I really lucked out—I have this memory of being 12 years old, watching the Lilith Fair on pay-per-view in 1997. Sarah McLachlan and Jewel were up on stage, and they were singing ‘Water is Wide,’ and I’m sitting there, 12 years old. I’m watching the screen, and my arms just totally like break out in goosebumps, and I’m like, ‘I don’t care what it takes, but that is what I want to do.’ And that just became it.

DH: When did you start playing guitar?

MS: I went to school as a drummer. I was a music therapy major [Schoenbohm is a graduate of Boston’s Berklee College of Music with a degree in music therapy], and they were like, ‘Well, you know, good luck—you’re going to have to be a guitarist.’ Basically, I learned to play with all the ’90s songs—I would sit and just play all the songs that I liked, and that became my repertoire. And then I started writing my own music.

DH: There’s an interesting sort of split in your music career—you have a separate and successful venture in children’s music (musictimewithmegan.com). Do you feel the same emotional investment as an artist when you’re interpreting a ’90s tune or writing a children’s tune?

MS: I would say the first word that comes to mind is ‘love’… There’s a lot of heart and feeling that goes into what I do. What I say is, ‘I write this music for the kids in our lives and the kids inside all of us.’ I take these things that we’re facing now in this world and [create] these heartwarming messages of self-empowerment and self-love. I take these things that we wish we would have learned when we were kids and I bring them down so that these kids are learning these messages at three and five years old, rather than learning them in their 30s and 40s. It’s also music that I feel like the parents can listen to as well—there’s no ‘Baby Shark.’ I was joking with Jason that it’s like the Ani DeFranco of kids’ music.

It’s all about creating and facilitating an environment where people are just enjoying themselves.

MEGAN SCHOENBOHM

DH: What’s it like performing with your partner?

MS: Jason is incredibly patient. He lets me run the show and trusts my vision. He wants to support me unconditionally. But I’ve got to tell you—I’ve always been a solo artist, so when we were dating and he’s like, ‘I’d really love to gig together,’ I was thinking, ‘I’m a solo artist and have always been.’ But, I said, ‘If you want, come along; you can learn the songs.’ He started listening to my albums more than I have. He would sit there and just study all the music and practice. I knew he was talented—he was totally dedicated, and I said, ‘All right, well let’s give it a go.’

DH: It’s a great sound with a lot of dimensionality. I also appreciate how you’re able to take the entirety of a decade’s music which you curate and interpret in a way that’s fresh, vital and relevant. When you choose a song, what is it that you’re looking for, and how do you know this is your song?

MS: Well, first and foremost, I have to feel a connection to it—not just an aesthetic thing, but an emotional connection or just, like, ‘I can fucking kill this song’… How do we make it fresh? How do we make it unique in a way that people are like, ‘Wait, I know that!’ and that differentiates us from just being a cover band… It’s all about creating and facilitating an environment where people are just enjoying themselves. If the music takes them back and brings them into these memories and facilitates some conversation—that they may not have had with the people that they were with—I’m able to take part in that, contributing in that way.

DH: For those of us of a certain generation, ’90s songs are the sound of our youth—in some way, now it’s children’s music for grown children.

MS: Love it.

DH: What do you do if you’re performing in a venue and there are people talking during your performance?

MS: I think to some extent, there needs to be some surrender. You can’t make someone listen or enjoy the song. And, I think when it comes down to it, you just have to continue on with what feels true to me to play. We read the vibe of the room, we play a little bit of this, maybe we switch it up a little bit to that, and you just kind of go with the flow. But for my own sanity, you have to surrender and just know that not everyone’s going to like everything we play. Some people may be like, ‘This sucks,’ and some people like, ‘Oh, my God, this is amazing!’ And you just have to let it go.

Furthermore Wines and Tasting Lounge is located at 328 Healdsburg Ave., Suite A, Healdsburg. For upcoming events, visit furthermorewines.com.

Follow Megan Schoenbohm on Instagram @meganschoenbohm and musictimewithmegan.com.

Resort-O-Rama: Flamingo Hosts Retro Fun

It is perhaps indicative of the rapid change that overtook America during the tie-dye era that the popular image of the 1950s focused exclusively on teeny-bopper culture.

This was captured in two movies a couple of decades later—American Graffiti and Grease—and persisted in popular television shows like Happy Days. In the post-Watergate era of gas rationing and burgeoning sexual free-for-all, a certain segment of American society was left dreaming of this lost paradise of perpetual adolescence, where everything was doo-wop, school dances, malt shops and drive-in make-out sessions.

But while the 1950s saw the explosion of youth culture, fed by the sheer number of Baby Boomers, it was also a decade of very adult sophistication and subversion set against the anxious backdrop of the Cold War.

There was Grace Kelly and Cary Grant, Nabokov’s “Lolita” and Kerouac’s “Dharma Bums,” Beat poets in North Beach and Alan Watts giving Buddhist lectures in Marin, French New Wave films and Parisian couture, and the battle between the Cool Jazz of the West Coast and the Hard Bop of the East.

Amid all of this were two seemingly opposed currents: an optimistic space-age vision of the future seen in everything from The Jetsons to architecture ranging from Googie (or space-age coffee shops), to IBM’s famous 1962 headquarters, where engineers could only wear white shirts in order to properly blend in with their high-concept surroundings.

At odds with this retro-futurism was the opposite impulse, that of escaping the machine age by going native. The 1949 musical, South Pacific, based on James Michener’s short stories concerning soldiers and nurses stationed on an island during World War II, set the bamboo stage for the tiki craze.

Here, with the help of a Les Baxter record, fruity rum drink and a pink flamingo, any suburban Californian could turn their backyard barbeque into a primitive luau situated in some primordial paradise free from modern neuroses.

At odds with this retro-futurism was an opposite impulse to ‘go native.’

And so it’s perfectly apropos that Santa Rosa’s Flamingo Resort, erected in 1957, will host Resort-O-Rama, Northern California ’s first-ever tiki and Mid-Century Modern festival. Produced by Baby Doe and Otto von Stroheim, who bring 27 years of experience hosting retro events, Resort-O-Rama lands in town March 2-5 and will offer a celebration of all things retro through seminars, entertainment and a Sunday vintage marketplace open to the public. Tickets can be full package or single event, and the full schedule of festivities can be found at resortorama.com.

“The tiki thing encompasses an island lifestyle, and escapism from Modernism back to Primitivism, while Mid-Century Modern was bringing design into your daily life,” says Otto von Stroheim. “So they’re very different in retrospect, though now they overlap pretty heavily. People can enjoy elements of the past and look at them through rose-colored glasses, taking the best of what was there and trying to recreate it in their own lives.”

Thanks for Not Procreating: Making Census of the Moment

A response to Barry Barnett’s Open Mic on population control and U.S. birth rate regulation laws

First off, thank you for not procreating.

Some people are happy being solo, some fervently choose and some just aren’t meant to procreate, and that is how it goes.

Secondly, the UN wrote a report back in 2010 showing that sustainable farming has the potential to support growing populations in a way that is healthy. It is obvious more and more everyday that since the invention of plastics and petroleum in the 1900s, multinational corporations are polluting and causing damage and harm to ecosystems.

Did you know plastic all started with rich men wanting to own billiard tables?

Let’s not blame the children; they are our only hope to turn things around. Mother Earth is well equipped to feed all of her children.

Third, patriarchal societies are what has exploded populations, along with the greed of man.

It is true, one man could father dozens of children, if not hundreds, like the ancient Egyptian king Ramses. A woman can only have one pregnancy a year for a limited number of years. Men populate more than women.

Why don’t men take more responsibility?

Fourth, education, education, education. It is a fact that countries with lower education access have the highest births per capita.

Educating women allows the whole of communities to become wiser, and is proven to help with life goals and child planning. It has been said that educating a man only gives him more knowledge to accomplish things for himself and for capitalism.

Many countries house unproductive, wounded men who pillage and rape women because of primal urge, which then leaves women forced to raise children, having no access to birth control and little in resources of support.

Fifth and lastly: Why not sterilize men? A drop of a man’s sperm has millions of potential offspring, and it is produced regularly, while a woman is born with all the eggs she will ever have. Why not have social programs that offer vasectomies to high school and college men? It’s literally a half-hour procedure and is reversible. Stop blaming, harming, controlling women, and protect them and their right to choose and raise the next generation of Earth healers.

Your Letters, Week of March 8

When in Rome Ancient Roman democracy had curbs on individual economic behavior. They had a highly placed government official called the “censor,” who had two responsibilities: to enact a census and to watch out for wealthy people who were acting irresponsibly with their wealth. One historian writes, “The Roman Republic labored all throughout its history to curb conspicuous expenditure.” An example...

Patisserie Angelica offers heavenly desserts and high tea

Patisserie Angelica, Sebastopol - Mark Fernquest
Gergana Karabelov, 44, of Santa Rosa, is a busy woman. She owns and runs Patisserie Angelica, an award-winning, French-style bakery cafe in downtown Sebastopol, while also raising two children and running Mommy's Yummys, LLC, a pop-up Mediterranean food stand, for half the year at local seasonal markets. It's a demanding schedule, but Karabelov is up for the task. In spite...

Santa Rosa’s Homerun Pizza celebrates 20 years

Homerun Pizza - Santa Rosa, California
Here are my predictions for this upcoming Oscar weekend. Michelle Yeoh wins the Academy Award for best actress and the “Knuckle Ball,” from Santa Rosa’s Homerun Pizza becomes Sonoma County's next big thing. What’s a “Knuckle Ball,” and what does it have to do with the Oscars? The Knuckle Ball is a gustatory phenomena so elegant in its conception that it defies...

SUGAR BABY, 26, EARNS $20K A MONTH DATING ESTABLISHED MEN

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Sponsored content by SUGARBOOK A 26-year-old former nurse from Singapore claimed that she is living a more than decent life, earning up to $20K a month and receiving luxury gifts as a Sugar Baby. Belle (not her real name) said that her current status is a contrast to what she used to earn–despite having a nonsexual agreement with...

DEVELOPING: 16-year-old boy fatally stabbed at Montgomery High School

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UPDATE - Thursday, March 2: School district offers mental health services Santa Rosa City Schools is offering mental health services to students and the broader Montgomery High School community following the death of a 16-year-old boy Wednesday. Santa Rosa School Board President Stephanie Manieri announced that the Santa Rosa City Schools Integrated Wellness Center, located at 2230 Lomitas Ave., will...

Venues, Week of March 1

Green Music Center 1801 East Cotati Ave., Rohnert Park. gmc.sonoma.edu. Inspired by resilient forests, Treelogy is performing at Sonoma State University. 7:30pm, Thursday, March 2. $25-75. North Bay Live Music 16280 Main St., Guerneville. mainststation.com Watch out, Road Runner! The creator of Wiley’s Coyotes, Eric Wiley, is coming to town. 6pm, Friday, March 3. Free. Mystic Theater 23 Petaluma Blvd. N, Petaluma. mystictheatre.com. Relive the ’80s in a way...

Your Letters, Week of March 1

Green Wash In the Feb. 15 issue, I read about the proposed Highway 37 project, a page after the Open Mic piece: “We Got Played—Fossil fueling climate change.” If the Highway 37 project as proposed comes to fruition, we’ll be played again. This project is a freeway widening that has been greenwashed as “climate resilient.” Lane additions to Highway 37 will...

Crescent Moonshine: Duo delivers more than nostalgia

On a recent blustery night, there was no better sanctuary in Healdsburg than the warm glow and sonorous sounds emanating from Furthermore Wines Tasting Lounge. There, hospitality and events manager Marty Paradise not only evinces a fine palate for wine but a well-developed ear for talent. The perfect pairing on the night in question was Furthermore’s supple 2018 Gap’s Crown...

Resort-O-Rama: Flamingo Hosts Retro Fun

It is perhaps indicative of the rapid change that overtook America during the tie-dye era that the popular image of the 1950s focused exclusively on teeny-bopper culture. This was captured in two movies a couple of decades later—American Graffiti and Grease—and persisted in popular television shows like Happy Days. In the post-Watergate era of gas rationing and burgeoning sexual free-for-all,...

Thanks for Not Procreating: Making Census of the Moment

A response to Barry Barnett’s Open Mic on population control and U.S. birth rate regulation laws First off, thank you for not procreating. Some people are happy being solo, some fervently choose and some just aren’t meant to procreate, and that is how it goes. Secondly, the UN wrote a report back in 2010 showing that sustainable farming has the potential to...
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