PSDSP, Find Out What it Means to Me

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Elephant in the Room

177 Healdsburg Ave., Healdsburg. elephantintheroompub.com.

Continuing its valiant fight against fossil fuels is Electric Tumbleweed, 8pm, Friday, April 21. $10.

The Flamingo Resort

2777 4th St., Santa Rosa. vintagespacesr.com.

Get spun right round by ’80s DJs Tecni and Tim Brown. 9pm, Saturday, April 22. 21+. Free with online reservation.

Green Music Center

1801 East Cotati Ave., Rohnert Park. gmc.sonoma.edu.

Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain proves ukes are no fluke. 7:30pm, Thursday, April 20. Tickets are $25-$85.

Hopmonk Tavern Sebastopol

230 Petaluma Ave., Sebastopol. hopmonk.com.

The Purple Pachyderm Purtentious Fancy Pants Burger Extravaganza. Nuff said. 4pm, Saturday, April 22. $45.

Blue Note Napa

1030 Main St., Napa. bluenotenapa.com.

Woody Allen has nothing on the envy of Jealous Zelig. 8pm, Friday, April 21. Tickets $12-$25.

The Phoenix Theater

201 Washington St., Petaluma. thephoenixtheater.com.

One of these things is not like the other, but can you guess which one? Jellyfish Method, Mordred, Right to Remain, Malpractice. 8pm, Saturday, April 22. $10.

Peri’s Tavern

29 Broadway, Fairfax. peristavern.com.

PSDSP—not sure what it stands for, but we suspect it might be psychedelic. 9pm, Friday, April 21. $10-$13.

—Daedalus Howell

Send your gigs to dh*****@*****ys.com.

Earth Speaks but We Must Listen

At the post office, my neighbor rolled down the window of his pick-up truck to chat. As is typical in Northern Maine this time of year, we praised the sunlight, warmth, bare patches of ground, and eyed the shrinking snowbanks with delight.

“Winter wasn’t so bad, this year,” he weighed in, “not like it used to be.”

At 85, he’s old enough to remember the -20 F temperatures from January onward.

“Gotta give global warming that much,” he joked.

I’m not sure he believes the climate crisis is real, even though he’s lived through the shocking shift in temperatures, seen the impacts on our local farming community and read the headlines of the disasters like the forest fires, droughts, super-storms and flooding.

“It’s not good for the ecosystem,” I venture, cautiously. “Remember the article in the newspaper that said 90% of the moose calves died from tick swarms?”

When mild winters fail to kill off the tick population, the explosion of ticks literally sucks the blood out of the baby calves. Moose dislike the changing climate. The hotter summers force them to spend more time trying to get cool instead of munching the plants that give them enough fat to survive the winter.

A touch of discomfort shifts through him. He taps the steering wheel uneasily. Then he shrugs.

“Nature has a way of correcting itself,” he says.

Yes, nature corrects itself. But that failsafe is crumbling, rapidly. Nature’s way of correcting itself right now is embodied by the students walking out of school on Fridays, pleading with older generations to take action to ensure their future. Nature is correcting itself through climate scientists publishing well-documented facts about this crisis. Or through activists blocking pipelines or pushing universities and retirement funds to divest from fossil fuels. Earth is speaking through city councils declaring climate emergencies, churches switching to solar and wind, businesses cleaning up their act and much more.

If we hope nature will correct itself, we need to wake up to our role in the rebalancing.

Rivera Sun is the author of ‘The Dandelion Insurrection.’

Craft Questions: The Meaning Behind the Marketing

The term “craft” has become so ubiquitous in the beverage industry, it’s hard to know when it means something and when it’s just a marketing term.

As it applies to alcoholic beverages, “craft” made its official entry into the American drinks lexicon with the craft microbrewery movement of the early 2000s (started by independent craft brewers in the ’70s). The Brewers Association first created a definition for the term craft brewers in 2006, describing them as “small, independent brewers,” with the definition of “small” changing over the years. Today the maximum production for craft breweries is six million barrels.

“Craft” made the jump easily over to the craft spirits movement, and has since also become popular in the wine industry. It has remained more of a marketing term than an official category due to the current lack of a widely recognized and approved craft winery designation that provides the opportunity for wineries of different sizes to obtain certification.


For spirits, The American Craft Spirits Association defines a craft distillery as “a distillery who values the importance of transparency in distilling, and remains forthcoming regarding their use of ingredients, their distilling location and process, bottling location and process, and aging process.”

Further tying craft spirit status to the size and production level of the distillery, the American Distilling Institute defines craft spirits as “the products of an independently-owned distillery with maximum annual sales of 52,000 cases where the product is physically distilled and bottled on-site.”

For wine, the existing definition has been curated by the Craft Wine Association, an independently run nonprofit organization (designated a nonprofit in 2022) that offers a Certified Craft Wine designation to qualifying wineries.

CWA defines craft wine as “commercially available, limited-production wine most commonly in production runs of 5,000 cases or fewer. Wines must [also] be authentic and traceable to their roots: producers that buy grapes need to know the source of their fruit to qualify for this designation.”

This craft wine designation may be the one that best attempts to limit the use of “craft” to truly authentic products made with traceable ingredients rather than tying the meaning only to production methods and levels. Under these defined terms, a brand that buys bulk juice and has their wine made by a custom crush facility (not by their own winemaker) wouldn’t qualify. Which is a good thing. It does, however, leave wineries that make more than 5,000 cases of wine, using artisanal or craft methods, out in the cold.

The CWA has been under new management since 2022, when they obtained nonprofit status and launched an advocacy group. The organization is currently looking at how to better promote the opportunity for certification, provide more benefits for certified member wineries, and potentially revise the current prerequisites.

The Future Includes More Craft Products

Whatever way one looks at it, the term “craft” doesn’t seem to be going anywhere anytime soon—and this is because consumers connect with the concept of artisan or craft concepts, as well as the terms used to describe them.

International craft food manufacturing company FONA International collected consumer data from millions of their customers, showing that “more than 50% of Millennials associate the term ‘craft’ with high-quality, along with 45% of Gen-Xers and 40% of Baby Boomers.”

In the beverage world, the numbers prove the popularity of craft products. With craft spirits, the number of craft distilleries increased 17.3% between 2021 and 2022, while export sales jumped 58% in 2021, and domestic sales continue to see more than 10% growth each year. For craft beer, sales (in dollars) increased 21% in 2021 over previous years, while craft beer volume sales increased 8% in 2021 (compared to just 1% growth in overall beer volume sales).

The numbers aren’t clear when it comes to wine, since the craft wine category isn’t currently measured like it is in beer and spirits.


However one slices it, it’s clear that consumers are buying into the craft alcohol movement in a big way. Yet, the number of businesses claiming to make “craft” products or to be “craft” producers is greater than the number of businesses that have actually applied for and earned a certification or designation, especially within the wine industry.

The Numbers

There are over 9,000 certified craft breweries and over 2,000 certified craft distilleries in the U.S., while there are currently only between 60-70 certified craft wine producers.


The much smaller number of certified craft wineries is completely understandable, as the option to become a certified craft winery is relatively recent, and the organization that awards this designation hasn’t had the same recognition, power, size or scope as the associations that award certifications in the spirits and beer industries.

It’s also become so important in the wine industry to show certifications related to organic farming or organic winemaking that proving a winery’s artisanal production methods, authenticity, ingredient sources and production size hasn’t been as much of a focus. Despite the fact, these are all things that are now agreed to be very important to consumers.

Certification Needs

The ability for a small business to differentiate themselves by the quality of ingredients, the production methods they use, their size and the fact that their products are made by a person who can be identified as the maker could give many small artisan producers a leg up over faceless brands, which are created by huge companies to appear like real wineries with real people behind them.

I’d personally love to see a craft winery certification that considers the quality of the ingredients, the production methods and how much the business deals directly with consumers (i.e., what percent they sell wholesale and what percent they sell directly to their customers) above the number of cases they produce. I also agree with setting a reasonable cap on allowed annual production levels, but do not feel that 5,000 cases is an appropriate number.

Firstly, this is because it’s extremely difficult for a winery to make a living in California if they are making only 5,000 cases (unless they are charging an obscene amount per bottle). Secondly, because making more than 5,000 cases does not correlate to making lower quality wines. After all, the objective of any business is to grow and become more profitable over time. There are plenty of independently owned craft wineries in Sonoma County that make anywhere between 3,000 and 15,000 cases of wine, using natural and traditional methods and locally sourced, traceable ingredients that prove this.


What do you think?

Do you perceive a food or beverage product to be higher quality when the term ‘craft’ is used?

What do you want to know about the wine businesses that you support, and be sure is 100% true?


Would a certification proving that a third-party association verified a business’ production methods, quality of ingredients, ingredient sources and traceability, and production size make you feel even better about purchasing from that business?

Would you actively seek out businesses with this kind of certification?

Let us know in the comments online or write dh*****@*****ys.com. We’d love to hear from you.

Your Letters, 4/19

Law Flaws

House Speaker Kevin McCarthy says the Trump indictment has “irreparably harmed” the country. What on earth is he talking about?

Prosecution of misdemeanor or felony crime is harmful, illegal, unconstitutional, wrong? The answer to his befuddling statement is found in a message on a popular T-shirt: “Trust God. Not government.”

McCarthy is trafficking in the popular libertarian philosophy, which is also the evangelical church argument, that government is evil and that the fundamentalist church and its anti-civic bedfellows, patriotic libertarian Republicans, are the only forces for good on earth.

The problem with this is that our patriotic ancestors in 1776 were not fighting against government and law; they were fighting against “king’s government” and “king’s law.” And those bad laws of King George III are listed in painful detail in the Declaration of Independence. Our ancestors wanted “people’s government” and “people’s law.”

When laws are made by the people, they are blessed by God, and people have respect for them. McCarthy is trying to use our ignorance of history to return the nation to British-style autocratic government in the form of Donald Trump, himself, or a new Republican leader in 2024. I get it. And now you get it too.

Kimball Shinkoskey

Marin County

A Reply

In response to Craig Corsini’s letter, “Happy Easter,” April 12-18, 2023:

Anyone whose hangover felt worse than getting whipped with a Roman flagellum, having eight- inch spikes hammered through both wrists and ankles, then hanging on a crossbeam to slowly suffocate should lay off the sterno and enroll in a 12- step program. With some diligence and proper guidance, so doing might just help him expunge his obviously virulent resentment against Christians. Live and let live.

Michael Lyon

Marin County

Free Will Astrology, April 19

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): In English, the phrase “growing pains” refers to stresses that emerge during times of rapid ripening or vigorous development. Although they might feel uncomfortable, they are often signs that the ongoing transformations are invigorating. Any project that doesn’t have at least some growing pains may lack ambition. If we hope to transcend our previous limits and become a more complete expression of our destiny, we must stretch ourselves in ways that inconvenience our old selves. I’m expecting growing pains to be one of your key motifs in the coming weeks, dear Aries. It’s important that you don’t try to repress the discomfort. On the other hand, it’s also crucial not to obsess over them. Keep a clear vision of what these sacrifices will make possible for you.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Satirical Taurus author Karl Kraus defined “sentimental irony” as “a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.” Please avoid that decadent emotion in the coming weeks, Taurus. You will also be wise to reject any other useless or counterproductive feelings that rise up within you or hurtle toward you from other people, like “clever cruelty” or “noble self-pity” or “sweet revenge.” In fact, I hope you will be rigorous about what moods you feed and what influences you allow into your sphere. You have a right and a duty to be highly discerning about shaping both your inner and outer environments. Renewal time is imminent.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): In his poem “October Fullness,” Pablo Neruda says, “Our own wounds heal with weeping, / Our own wounds heal with singing.” I agree. I believe that weeping and singing are two effective ways to recover from emotional pain and distress. The more weeping and singing we do, the better. I especially recommend these therapeutic actions to you now, Gemini. You are in a phase when you can accomplish far more curative and restorative transformations than usual.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): After careful analysis of the astrological omens and a deep-diving meditation, I have concluded that the coming weeks will be a favorable time for you to indulge in an unprecedented binge of convivial revelry and pleasure. My advice is to engage in as much feasting and carousing as you can without completely ignoring your responsibilities. I know this may sound extreme, but I am inviting you to have more fun than you have ever had—even more fun than you imagine you deserve. (You do deserve it, though.) I hope you will break all your previous records for frequency and intensity of laughter.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): In 1886, Vincent van Gogh bought a pair of worn-out shoes at a Paris flea market. When he got home, he realized they didn’t fit. Rather than discard them, he made them the centerpiece of one of his paintings. Eventually, they became famous. In 2009, a renowned gallery in Cologne, Germany, built an entire exhibit around the scruffy brown leather shoes. In the course of their celebrated career, six major philosophers and art historians have written about them as if they were potent symbols worthy of profound consideration. I propose that we regard their history as an inspirational metaphor for you in the coming weeks. What humble influence might be ready for evocative consideration and inspirational use?

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Gliding away from the routine for rendezvous with fun riddles? I approve! Delivering your gorgeous self into the vicinity of a possibly righteous temptation? OK. But go slowly, please. Size up the situation with your gut intuition and long-range vision as well as your itchy fervor. In general, I am pleased with your willingness to slip outside your comfortable enclaves and play freely in the frontier zones. It makes me happy to see you experimenting with aha and what-if and maybe baby. I hope you summon the chutzpah to find and reveal veiled parts of your authentic self.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The German word Sehnsucht refers to when we have a profound, poignant yearning for something, but we quite don’t know what that something is. I suspect you may soon be in the grip of your personal Sehnsucht. But I also believe you are close to identifying an experience that will quench the seemingly impossible longing. You will either discover a novel source of deep gratification, or you will be able to transform an existing gratification to accommodate your Sehnsucht. Sounds like spectacular fun to me. Clear some space in your schedule to welcome it.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Most of us have at some time in the past been mean and cruel to people we loved. We acted unconsciously or unintentionally, perhaps, but the bottom line is that we caused pain. The coming weeks will be a favorable time for you to atone for any such hurts you have dispensed. I encourage you to be creative as you offer healing and correction for any mistakes you’ve made with important allies. I’m not necessarily suggesting you try to resume your bond with ex-lovers and former friends. The goal is to purge your iffy karma and graduate from the past. Perform whatever magic you have at your disposal to transform suffering with love.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): The blues singer-songwriter B. B. King wasn’t always known by that name. He was born Riley B. King. In his twenties, when he began working at a Memphis radio station, he acquired the nickname “Beales Street Blues Boy.” Later, that was shortened to “Blues Boy,” and eventually to “B. B.” In the spirit of B. B. King’s evolution and in accordance with astrological omens, I invite you to identify areas of your life with cumbersome or unnecessary complexities that might benefit from simplification.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Proboscis monkeys live in Borneo and nowhere else on Earth. Their diet consists largely of fruits and leaves from trees that grow only on Borneo and nowhere else. I propose we make them your anti-role model in the coming months. In my astrological opinion, you need to diversify your sources of nourishment, both the literal and metaphorical varieties. You will also be wise to draw influences from a wide variety of humans and experiences. I further suggest that you expand your financial life so you have multiple sources of income and diversified investments.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): It’s challenging to track down the sources of quotes on the Internet. Today, for instance, I found these words attributed to the ancient Greek philosopher Plato: “I enjoy the simple things in life, like recklessly spending my cash and being a disappointment to my family.” That can’t be right. I’m sure Plato didn’t actually say such things. Elsewhere, I came upon a review of George Orwell’s book, Animal Farm, that was supposedly penned by pop star Taylor Swift: “Not a very good instructional guide on farming. Would not recommend to first-time farmers.” Again, I’m sure that wasn’t written by Swift. I bring this up, Aquarius, because one of your crucial tasks these days is to be dogged and discerning as you track down the true origins of things. Not just Internet quotes, but everything else, as well—including rumors, theories and evidence. Go to the source, the roots, the foundations.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): In accordance with astrological omens, I’m turning over this horoscope to Piscean teacher Esther Hicks. Here are affirmations she advises you to embody: “I’m going to be happy. I’m going to skip and dance. I will be glad. I will smile a lot. I will be easy. I will count my blessings. I will look for reasons to feel good. I will dig up positive things from the past. I will look for positive things where I am right now. I will look for positive things in the future. It is my natural state to be a happy person. It’s natural for me to love and laugh. I am a happy person!”

You’re a Porn Star, Sir

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A rebuke of The Donald

You’re a porno star, sir, yes you, Donald. Pay attention please, since you’re in court charged with paying money to Stormy Daniels to prevent her from blabbing about the sex you had together in a hotel room at Lake Tahoe around the same time that your wife, Melania, gave birth.

You might have been and should and ought to have been charged with other offenses no less pornographic, such as making obscene amounts of money in the New York City real estate biz and in gambling and entertainment in Atlantic City. That’s to say nothing about the immoral, unethical and slanderous remarks you’ve made for years, pandering to the prurient interests of the American public, boasting about the size of your privates. And while you’re not the first pornographic president to tarnish the White House—hey, Donald, you turned it into a whore house—you have been the most vulgar of the vulgar.

And now you’re exploiting the trial as part of your election campaign, a perversion of the democratic process. I hope the judge sentences you to sex education classes—it’s not too late to redeem yourself, Donald. So give it up for the founding fathers and the founding mothers and the citizens who have fought for human rights and civil rights and who have not been cowed by your crimes and misdemeanors, which would make a whole book in and of themselves, and an X-rated movie, too, which would surely make you obscene amounts of cash.

Jonah Raskin is a poet, scholar, novelist and esteemed alumnus of the ‘North Bay Bohemian’ and ‘Pacific Sun.’

Your Letters, 4/12

Coast Boast

Ever wondered why the wild Sonoma coastline doesn’t resemble the Jersey Shore, with arcades, hotels, amusement parks, boasting hundreds of rides and attractions?

Fifty-one years ago, Californians decided their coastline needed to be protected and organized coastal activists statewide to create a coastal protection initiative for the 1972 statewide ballot. In 30 days, they gathered 480,000 signatures. Big business fought hard against the measure, but Californians had seen enough developmental threats to the coast. When Proposition 20 won, voters forever changed how California judges shoreline development.

Unfortunately, our pristine coastline is once again at risk. At a recent Board of Supervisors meeting, Supervisor Lynda Hopkins advocated for eliminating parcel protections that have been in place for more than 40 years.

Crucial site specific policies are more protective than the usual permit process and are more critical than ever in the face of constantly increasing pressure from developers looking to cash in from Sonoma County’s treasured coastline.

The beauty of the California coast is an economic engine that drives a thriving tourist industry. We ask the board to maintain the current coastal protections, knowing that the voters want to keep our coast protected for the benefit of residents and tourists alike.

Padi Selwyn

Sebastopol

Happy Easter

OK, the myth is that Jesus died for our sins, or somebody’s sins. But the truth is that he dies Friday and he comes back on Sunday before brunch. So, what really happened is he gave up not even a whole weekend for our sins. What is the big deal here? I’ve had longer hangovers than that.

Craig Corsini

Marin County

Sibling Revelry

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Comic culture clash at Cinnabar

Mike Lew’s Tiger Style! is a 2016 play about family, identity, self-acceptance and the best way to fry a computer. It’s a tight, intelligent and consistently funny work. Petaluma’s Cinnabar Theater has a production running through April 23

Siblings Jennifer (Carissa Ratanaphanyarat) and Albert Chen (Byron Guo) are two overachieving adults who decide that it is time to break free from the model minority expectations set by their parents and go on a “Western Freedom Tour.” Along the way, they encounter slacker boyfriends, exasperated therapists, disinterested matchmakers, and have an occasional brush with the Chinese Ministry of State Security.

While well-written, the script follows a fairly predictable plotline. The talented Guo, however, never lets the play succumb to the tropes it uses to drive the plot. Guo’s Albert is a grounded character whose skillful handling of the high-brow language, coupled with precise physical comedy, makes even outrageous plot points seem reasonable. His performance is just one of the elements that make this production shine.

Jeffrey Cook’s set is a minimalist piece of art. His paper walls and blonde woods that Americans tend to associate with Eastern architecture, coupled with the ability of every panel to move, is a functional and beautiful piece of stagecraft. That it also subtly reminds us that these people live in homes built with “paper sons” is a masterful example of design telling a story.

While Guo is far and away the star of this show, the other four members of the cast all have their moments. Ratanaphanyarat’s Jenny can skew toward whiny, but when she finally hits her stride, the sibling relationship becomes familiar and relatable. Regielyn Padua’s strong stage presence comes into play no matter which of the increasingly zany characters they portray, but Cousin Chen was particularly well-served by it. Thomas Nguyen’s portrayal of the father needed more gravitas, but his Tzi Chuan was a standout character.

Rounding out the cast is Kyle Goldman, whose characters are similar to the point that one wonders if Lew is not so subtly saying, “All white guys look the same.” That’s especially funny, since the director (M. Graham Smith) is white.

Smith has directed a strong show. This brings one to a long, complicated conversation about who tells stories and whether it’s better the story be told by someone else than just not told at all. As Jenny and Albert discover, in life, there are no easy answers.

‘Tiger Style!’ runs through April 23 at Cinnabar Theater, 3333 Petaluma Blvd. N., Petaluma. Fri–Sat, 7:30pm; Sun, 2pm. $30–$40. Masking is encouraged. 707.763.8920. cinnabartheater.org.

Painted Hills: Winter showers bring ‘super bloom’

As the onslaught of this year’s winter rains begin to subside, many botanists are saying this year could be the year of a super bloom, an event where regions receive greater than average numbers of wildflowers, particularly in the desert.

While the southern part of the state might be inundated with wildflowers in normally dry and dead deserts, this does not mean that the North Bay will be without some brightly lit hillsides and marvelous views.

California State Parks, at parks.ca.gov, has recommended Bay Area residents visit Mount Tamalpais, China Camp, Trione-Annadel and Sugarloaf state parks. There, residents will see some striking views of California poppies, Henderson’s shooting stars, blue dicks, trilliums, buttercups, calendula and countless more of the nearly 400 wildflower species in the region.

Naturalists and rangers at Marin County Parks recommend visiting Mount Burdell in Novato, and Ring Mountain, where one can see truly rare wildflowers in May, such as the Tiburon Mariposa Lily, only found at Ring Mountain Park.

Caitlin Cornwall, senior project manager for the Sonoma Ecology Center, recommended walking around Lake Suttonfield right outside of Glen Ellen.

“I went there last weekend,” Cornwall said, “and saw lupines, blue dicks, buttercups, popcorn flower, fiddle neck, hound’s-tongue and poppies.”

Cornwall also recommends visiting Jack London State Historic Park and North Sonoma Mountain Regional Park.

In Napa, city park ranger Erin Perna recommends driving out to Westwood hills to see large blooms of common fiddle neck flowers.

“It’s an orangey yellow wildflower that was growing in some pretty large areas that I haven’t seen grow in that magnitude,” said Perna. “So I wouldn’t be surprised if that ends up being its own sort of super bloom.”

While many flowers are already out, enjoying the small bits of sunlight between the storms, this does not mean that wildflowers will be plentiful this year. As Cornwall explained, since the North Bay has had so much precipitation over the course of the entire winter, it has given many faster growing grasses and invasive species the chance to crowd out native early blooming wildflowers, and just hide them from sight.

According to Cornwall, “the best years for wildflowers [in the North Bay] are years where we get almost no rain until late, like February, but of course those are bad years for water.”

However, with every species needing particular environments to thrive, residents will likely see many flowers blossom across the North Bay, though potentially just later in the spring season.

As Shannon Burke, interpretive naturalist for Marin County Parks, said, “The early blooming species have been a bit late this year, presumably due to colder temperatures, but where they are blooming, things like milk maids and warriors plume have been carpeting woodland areas.”

Burke went on to say, “The leaves that are pushing out right now of later blooming species are prolific, so it looks like once things warm up, we should get a fantastic bloom in April and May.”

This surge of plant growth, Burke pointed out, means that many animals across the North Bay and the state will be well fed this winter.

“The abundance of leaves feeds everything from rodents to rabbits to deer, as well as insects, including a great number of caterpillars—which are a crucial food source for songbird nestlings. And of course the carpets of wildflowers will support important pollinators like native bees, moths and beetles,” said Burke.

As the rains begin to ease and the wildflowers bloom, this also means a large number of tourists will likely drive from all over the state and country to Southern California to see the Mojave Desert light up with a potential super bloom.

With the presence of a greater number of people, the danger to damaging the wildflower blooms is even greater.

These desert super blooms are so rare and fragile that if one were to step on one area of wildflowers, that area could become devoid of flowers for years, seeing as the desert soils, when a bloom occurs, are much less resilient to trampling feet.

This does not mean, however, that people should be less considerate of the local blooms here in the Bay Area. Wildflowers in the grasslands of the Bay Area often grow in vernal pools where groundwater rises closer to the soil. In such a place as a vernal pool, especially like the ones created by recent rains in the desert, there is a greater vulnerability to trampling.

As Hannah Kang put it in Bay Nature in 2019, “Severe compaction, as might happen by a person running or jumping, or by lots of people walking over the same route, breaks up vast underground networks that move nutrients around. The social trails made by people attempting to get glamor shots in flowers can end up creating plant islands isolated from the bigger underground network.”

With concern growing for these wildflower blooms and humans’ impact on them, along with some towns being overcrowded in previous super blooms in Southern California, places such as Lake Elsinore and Anza-Borrego State Park are beginning to prepare for the waves of super bloom visitors. The town of Lake Elsinore, for one, is dissuading visitors from coming to their small town. Anza-Borrego State Park is preparing for the onslaught.

“Our staff, they’re very prepared [across the state] for this influx of visitors,” said Jorge Moreno, information officer for the Southern District of California State Parks.

The first known use of the term “super bloom” (sometimes spelled superbloom) was in the 1990s in Death Valley. Alan Van Valkenburg, a park ranger in Death Valley, said in a National Park press release in 2016 that he had “kept hearing the old timers talk about super blooms as a near mythical thing—the ultimate possibility of what a desert wildflower bloom could be.” Since this press release, the growth of the term “super bloom” has been used to describe larger than average wildflower blooms, often in deserts.

However, in ecological terms, botanist and UC Riverside professor Richard Minnich has said repeatedly throughout the years, the term means nothing. As Minnich said in 2019, “It’s all in the eye of the beholder.”

Perhaps, then, instead of taking the long drive to admire the colors of the Mojave Desert this spring, the residents of the Bay Area could stay at home, enjoying the marvels that linger under trees and grasses of the local wilderness, taking in the beauty of nature this area has to offer.

Deviled Eggs, Blooming Art, Tall Ships, and Jazz Flicks

Petaluma

Devilishly Egg-citing

They say the devil is in the details—now he’s also in the eggs, thanks to the 2nd Annual Great Petaluma Deviled Egg Competition, hosted by Petaluma’s Barber Cellars and Barber Lee Spirits. The competition begins at 11am, Sunday, April 23, and will feature a panoply of deviled egg offerings in a range of categories, from amateur to professional levels. The public is invited to enjoy the eggs-travagant creations, and those interested in competing can sign up online at bit.ly/barber-eggs. The $25 registration fee, as well as all egg sale proceeds and a portion of drink and bottle sales, will be donated to Petaluma People Services Center, which is dedicated to the social and economic health of the Petaluma community, by providing programs that strengthen the dignity and self-sufficiency of the individual. For more information, contact in**@***********rs.com.

Sausalito

Tall Ships

The term “tall ship” might seem self-explanatory, but as with anything, there are a near infinite amount of nuances to appreciate. Consider that Tall Ships are traditionally-rigged sailing vessels, you know, like topsail schooners, brigantines, brigs and barques. Interest piqued? If so, visit the third wave of “Call of the Sea” Tall Ships Celebration, which commences at 11am, Saturday, April 29 at the Bay Model Visitors Center, 2100 Bridgeway, Sausalito. The itinerary includes “interactive Sailing Science Center activities,” tours courtesy of Matthew Turner and music by the Waterfront Pickers. Food and beverages, as well as logo wear, available for purchase on-site. The event is a fundraiser for scholarships which provide life changing on the water experiences to underserved youth. For tickets and more information, visit bit.ly/tall-ships-3.

Larkspur

Jazz Week at The Lark

Continuing its run as the most dynamic single-screen theater in Northern California, Larkspur’s The Lark offers a weeklong music-themed programming event that includes several exceptional documentary films about the lives and times of myriad jazz greats, a livestream event from SFJAZZ featuring legendary vocalist Dee Dee Bridgewater and pianist Bill Charlip, and performances by local high school jazz ensembles. Jazz Week culminates with the Live from the Met in HD broadcast of a new jazz opera, Champion, by jazz trumpeter and composer Terrence Blanchard. The week begins at 7:30pm, Sunday, April 23 with Music Pictures: New Orleans. Tickets for individual films and streaming events are $8 to $12, and passes for the week are $60 to $75. To purchase tickets and for more information, visit bit.ly/lark-jazz-week.

Calistoga

Winter’s Bloom

With the riot flower power coloring local hillsides, you’d think they’d call it a flora borealis.

Calistoga’s Sofie Contemporary Arts has a less pretentious name: “Winter’s Bloom,” which is an exhibit of sumptuously colored works by Bill Russell and Kerry Vander Meer, on view through May 29. “This show is exuberant and feels like a long exhale after a couple crazy years and a very long, cold winter,” observed Jan Sofie, the gallery’s director and recipient of the Bohemian’s award for “Best Art Gallery in Napa County” for the third consecutive year. “If you’re definitely ready to feel like you actually live in California again, you’ll be glad you joined us!” The gallery is open from noon to 6pm, Thursday through Sunday, at 1407 Lincoln Ave., Calistoga. For more information, visit sofiegallery.com.

PSDSP, Find Out What it Means to Me

Elephant in the Room 177 Healdsburg Ave., Healdsburg. elephantintheroompub.com. Continuing its valiant fight against fossil fuels is Electric Tumbleweed, 8pm, Friday, April 21. $10. The Flamingo Resort 2777 4th St., Santa Rosa. vintagespacesr.com. Get spun right round by ’80s DJs Tecni and Tim Brown. 9pm, Saturday, April 22. 21+. Free with online reservation. Green Music Center 1801 East Cotati Ave., Rohnert Park. gmc.sonoma.edu. Ukulele Orchestra of Great...

Earth Speaks but We Must Listen

At the post office, my neighbor rolled down the window of his pick-up truck to chat. As is typical in Northern Maine this time of year, we praised the sunlight, warmth, bare patches of ground, and eyed the shrinking snowbanks with delight. “Winter wasn’t so bad, this year,” he weighed in, “not like it used to be.” At 85, he’s old...

Craft Questions: The Meaning Behind the Marketing

The term “craft” has become so ubiquitous in the beverage industry, it’s hard to know when it means something and when it’s just a marketing term. As it applies to alcoholic beverages, “craft” made its official entry into the American drinks lexicon with the craft microbrewery movement of the early 2000s (started by independent craft brewers in the ’70s). The...

Your Letters, 4/19

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Law Flaws House Speaker Kevin McCarthy says the Trump indictment has “irreparably harmed” the country. What on earth is he talking about? Prosecution of misdemeanor or felony crime is harmful, illegal, unconstitutional, wrong? The answer to his befuddling statement is found in a message on a popular T-shirt: “Trust God. Not government.” McCarthy is trafficking in the popular libertarian philosophy, which is...

Free Will Astrology, April 19

ARIES (March 21-April 19): In English, the phrase "growing pains" refers to stresses that emerge during times of rapid ripening or vigorous development. Although they might feel uncomfortable, they are often signs that the ongoing transformations are invigorating. Any project that doesn't have at least some growing pains may lack ambition. If we hope to transcend our previous limits...

You’re a Porn Star, Sir

A rebuke of The Donald You’re a porno star, sir, yes you, Donald. Pay attention please, since you’re in court charged with paying money to Stormy Daniels to prevent her from blabbing about the sex you had together in a hotel room at Lake Tahoe around the same time that your wife, Melania, gave birth. You might have been and should...

Your Letters, 4/12

Coast Boast Ever wondered why the wild Sonoma coastline doesn’t resemble the Jersey Shore, with arcades, hotels, amusement parks, boasting hundreds of rides and attractions? Fifty-one years ago, Californians decided their coastline needed to be protected and organized coastal activists statewide to create a coastal protection initiative for the 1972 statewide ballot. In 30 days, they gathered 480,000 signatures. Big business...

Sibling Revelry

Comic culture clash at Cinnabar Mike Lew’s Tiger Style! is a 2016 play about family, identity, self-acceptance and the best way to fry a computer. It’s a tight, intelligent and consistently funny work. Petaluma’s Cinnabar Theater has a production running through April 23 Siblings Jennifer (Carissa Ratanaphanyarat) and Albert Chen (Byron Guo) are two overachieving adults who decide that it is...

Painted Hills: Winter showers bring ‘super bloom’

As the onslaught of this year’s winter rains begin to subside, many botanists are saying this year could be the year of a super bloom, an event where regions receive greater than average numbers of wildflowers, particularly in the desert. While the southern part of the state might be inundated with wildflowers in normally dry and dead deserts, this does...

Deviled Eggs, Blooming Art, Tall Ships, and Jazz Flicks

Petaluma Devilishly Egg-citing They say the devil is in the details—now he’s also in the eggs, thanks to the 2nd Annual Great Petaluma Deviled Egg Competition, hosted by Petaluma’s Barber Cellars and Barber Lee Spirits. The competition begins at 11am, Sunday, April 23, and will feature a panoply of deviled egg offerings in a range of categories, from amateur to professional...
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