California student test scores change little from last year’s low

After California invested billions to help students rebound from the pandemic, K-12 math and English language arts scores remained mostly stagnant last year and still well below pre-COVID levels.

The annual Smarter Balanced scores, released on Oct. 17, showed that English language arts scores dropped slightly and math scores inched upwards a bit from 2022, although both scores lagged behind pre-pandemic numbers. Science scores were also up slightly.

Statewide, 46.7% of students were at or above grade level for English language arts, and 34.6% met or exceeded the standard in math. In 2019, before the pandemic disrupted education, 51.1% met the reading standard and 39.7% did in math.

This year’s test results at schools in Sonoma and Napa counties fell short of statewide results. In Sonoma County, 44.1% of students tested at or above grade level in English, with 32% meeting that level in math. Napa County students performed a few points worse in both categories—42.8% met or exceeded reading standards, and 27.8% met or exceeded math standards.

“We’re not where we want to be. We have a long road to go, but we are making headway,” said Linda Darling-Hammond, president of the State Board of Education and president of the Learning Policy Institute, an education research organization. “It looks like we’re turning the corner from the pandemic, and some of our investments are beginning to pay off.”

Meanwhile, chronic absenteeism—defined as missing 10% or more of school days—fell significantly, according to data also released today. In 2021-22, 30% of students were chronically absent from school, more than three times the rate pre-pandemic, an alarming trend that advocates feared would have dire consequences for California. But in 2022-23 the number dropped to 25%, an encouraging sign for social workers, counselors and others who’ve been working to bring students back to the classroom.

“This is wonderful news,” said Cristina Dobon-Claveau, president of the California Association of School Social Workers. “After the pandemic, school social workers played, and are still playing, an integral part in ensuring students are attending school and have their basic social-emotional and academic needs met.”

The decline in chronic absenteeism suggests students are more engaged in school, and the numbers might have been even better without the disruptions caused by lingering COVID outbreaks and climate disasters such as floods, storms and fires, Darling-Hammond said.

One explanation for the flat test scores is a rise in students with high needs, said Mao Vang, director of assessments for the California Department of Education. Last year California saw an uptick—from 60% to 63%—of students from low-income families, as well as higher numbers of students experiencing homelessness. There were also more students in foster care, migrant students and those with disabilities. The numbers are even more pronounced because overall enrollment has declined.

‘A Sense of Complacency’

But overall, the Smarter Balanced scores were disappointing, said Christopher Nellum, executive director of the Education Trust–West, a research and advocacy group focused on students of color and low-income students’ success.

“One- or two-point gains are not to be celebrated when we have hundreds of thousands of students who are below grade level,” Nellum said. “I’m concerned that there’s a sense of complacency about student achievement.”

While he applauds the state’s investments in transitional kindergarten, community schools and other initiatives, he also believes schools need to be held accountable for students’ academic performance. The state’s school funding system, for example, should include more concrete goals, with rewards for schools that show improvement and penalties for schools that don’t meet certain benchmarks.

“Money is important, but we need to put more teeth into our accountability measures,” he said. “California is an amazing state, and getting it right matters—not just here, but across the country.”

School Investments

The Smarter Balanced tests, given each spring to students in grades 3 to 8 and 11, are one of the primary measurements of student achievement in California. Prior to the pandemic, scores had been rising steadily for most groups of students, although some groups, such as students with disabilities, English learners, Black, Latino and low-income students, lagged significantly behind their peers.

But when most schools shifted to remote learning in March 2020, thousands of students fell behind. They either lacked access to technology, had no quiet place to study during quarantine, were busy caring for younger siblings or they felt overwhelmed by mental health challenges.

When campuses re-opened, some students were so far behind that the state and federal governments poured billions of dollars into helping them catch up. Schools received money to hire tutors; expand after-school and summer programs; expand transitional kindergarten; and serve free breakfasts, lunch and snacks to all students.

The state also invested $3 billion to create hundreds of new community schools, which are campuses that include social services and health care programs available to students and their families. The idea is that students whose basic needs are met will be more engaged in school and perform better academically.

Meanwhile, the state also unveiled a new math framework, intended to boost math scores, and invested millions in a statewide literacy plan. Proposition 28, which passed last year, will bring up to $1 billion annually for schools to expand their arts programs.

Heather Hough, executive director of Policy Analysis for California Education, a nonpartisan research center, noted that some of those investments—such as the federal COVID relief grants—will be expiring soon. And the lackluster test scores suggest that money alone might not cure California’s education challenges.

“The concern is that we’re settling in, that the pandemic was not a blip,” she said. “I think we need to look closely at how these investments are actually going to affect teaching and learning, and whether teachers are getting the resources they need to really help students in the classroom.”

Bright Spots

There were some bright spots in the Smarter Balanced results. Compton Unified, in Los Angeles County, showed big improvements for many students, especially among 11th-graders. Black students, in particular, saw jumps in both English language arts and math. Latino students also gained ground in math and English language arts scores.

At an October press conference, Ayanna Davis, the district’s board vice president, noted that the graduation rate among Black students has jumped from 50% in 2010 to nearly 90% in 2023. More than 40% of Black students completed the required coursework for California’s public universities last year, up from just 3% in 2011, she said.

“We have really focused on African American achievement, I think successfully,” Davis said.

Fresno Unified also bucked the trend, posting increases for most student groups in both English language arts and math. Eleventh-graders saw some of the most significant improvements, with English language arts scores jumping almost 10 percentage points and math scores increasing by nearly 3 percentage points from the year before.

Statewide, scores among Black, Latino, English learner and low-income students reflected the overall trend: slight dips in English language arts scores and slight increases in math scores, but still well below the 2019 scores.

Manuel Buenrostro, director of policy for Californians Together, which advocates for English learners, cautioned that test scores are important, but only one way to gauge student achievement. Schools and families should also pay close attention to attendance and discipline data, as well as school climate surveys, which measure topics like mental health, bullying, drug use, violence and whether students feel safe and connected at school.

The most recent California School Climate survey results were released in December, showing improvements in some categories but still high rates of mental health struggles, lack of motivation and other challenges.

“We have to look at what’s not captured in scores, and that’s students’ social and emotional needs—are our students being well taken care of?” he said.

4 Bite-Sized Pumpkin Spice Desserts You Can Make At Home for the Fall

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The leaves are starting to turn color and will be falling off the trees soon. As the temperatures drop and everyone gets ready for Halloween and Thanksgiving, it’s time to get your pumpkin spice on!

The usual pumpkin pie or pumpkin spice roll is delectable in its own right. But what about bite-sized pumpkin spice desserts that kids and adults of all ages can enjoy? Taste the warmth of autumn as you cozy up by the fireplace with a cup of apple cider and your favorite bite-sized pumpkin spice dessert from what we have for you below.

While you are making these small bites at home, enjoy a round of your favorite casino game. Playing games can be just as relaxing as enjoying a delicious fall treat. If you are new to casino gaming, try slots. If you like games of thrilling chance, Blackjack would be your best choice. If you like being a risk taker, then roulette is the game for you! (Before playing casino games, be sure to check the legality of online gaming where you live)

1. Pumpkin Spice Fudge

Be as much of a risk taker as you would be playing a casino game by trying pumpkin spice fudge. Fudge can be made into any flavor. If you don’t believe us, just go to your nearest boardwalk and find a fudge and taffy shop! But that’s for next summer!

The key is to mix pumpkin puree, gingersnaps, pumpkin pie spice, sugar, and other fudge ingredients together into melted white chocolate morsels to achieve that quintessential autumn bite of fudgy goodness. Place in a pan of your choice and let it sit in the fridge for about 3 to 4 hours to firm up.

Cut the pumpkin spice fudge into squares and top them with caramel sauce, if desired. Then, enjoy these bite-sized fudgy delights after a long day of raking leaves in the yard.

2. Mini Pumpkin Pie Cheesecakes

Cheesecake lovers assemble! It’s time for pumpkin spice to take over your favorite dessert. Line your mini muffin tin with paper liners and preheat your oven.

The world is your pumpkin when you choose which type of crust you want. Try vanilla wafers, and graham cracker crust[1] , or add on more pumpkin taste with pumpkin cookies of your choice. Crush some pecans and mix them in your choice of crust. Mix with melted butter and place portions of it at the bottom of each liner.

Sour cream, pumpkin puree, and eggs make this cheesecake delectable and moist. Mix all the ingredients as directed and let them bake. Top with whipped cream and garnish with the cookie crumbs that you used for the crust.

3. Mini Pumpkin Pies

What’s better than a slice of pumpkin pie? Mini pumpkin pies that even the kids can enjoy without leaving part of the slice behind. Whip up your favorite pumpkin pie recipe and make the crust dough as directed from this recipe.

Grease a cupcake pan with baking spray. Shape some dough into each section of the cupcake pan to create a mini pumpkin pie shell. Spoon in the pumpkin pie mixture and let them bake as directed. Now you’ve got the perfect mini pumpkin pies to enjoy after Thanksgiving dinner!

4. Pumpkin Spice Donut Holes

Donut holes are the most fun way to eat bite-sized donuts. Enjoy these with a pumpkin spice latte, hot chocolate, or cup of milk.

Tasty has a pumpkin pie donut hole recipe that makes moist, fluffy donuts once they’re fried. Once you mix the batter, shape each donut hole with your hands that are coated in oil to make the process easier. Fry them in vegetable oil as directed. Top them with a mixture of sugar and pumpkin spice to finish off these baby fall delights.

Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice

Are you “pumpkiny” enough for the pumpkin spice club? Which one of these recipes is your favorite? Did we miss one of your favorite pumpkin spice recipes?

‘Men on Boats’ docks in Yountville

Jaclyn Backhaus’ Men on Boats is quickly finding its place on every female-identifying theater artist’s list of dream plays.

This might be surprising when one learns the play chronicles the (mostly) true story of the all-male John Wesley Powell Geographic Expedition of 1869. The Valley Players have a production running at the Yountville Community Center through Oct. 29.

Why is this play garnering so much attention? Because Backhaus has written all 10 homogenous historical figures to be played by women of varied colors, shapes, sizes and ages.

President Ulysses S. Grant sends 10 white men on four boats to map and explore the Green and Colorado rivers. Along the way, they “discover” and name many landmarks before becoming the first white men to (officially) run the Colorado through the entire Grand Canyon. Of course, as John Powell (Lauren Kelley) himself comments to William Dunn (June Alane Reif), they were not the first to see, name or ride that river.

This script is exciting because it allows women to play characters that are interesting for their bravery without first facing sexual violence. That fact alone makes this play a powerful political statement that should embarrass our industry, but this script is so much more than that. Backhaus has done the seemingly impossible and given us a play that questions the American Mythos regarding representation, perspective, historical empathy and societal norms without descending into the trite or derivative.

Oh, and the script is funny.

That said, perhaps the Valley Players were not ready to stage this technically-complex show. The production has serious pacing issues stemming from director Richard Pallaziol’s confusing decision to allow slow, awkward scene shifts.

The cast does its best in longer scenes, such as when Powell, Sumner (a solid performance by Sonya Keller) and Goodman (a funny Jessica Romero) are met by the menacing duo of Johnson (Ginna Beharry) and Just Jim (a creepy Esmé Nicolson-Singh). It is one of the few scenes in which the cast is allowed to build true tension and establish real stakes. Debbie Gargalikis Baumann (Andrew Hall) and Nancy Heine (William Hawkins) are also steady performers who provided much-needed grounding to their scenes.

Hopefully, tech issues will be addressed, scene shifts will shorten and cues will quicken. When the play reverts back to actors doing the job of telling a really good story, this show will shine. I have my fingers crossed that this will be the case. Female artists everywhere are counting on it.

Valley Players presents ‘Men in Boats’ through Oct. 29 at the Yountville Community Center. 6516 Washington St. Fri–Sat, 7pm; Sun, 2pm. $25–$28. 707.948.6273. valley-players.com.

Preserve to Serve: Master Food Preserver education

When it comes to the bountiful Sonoma County harvest, the abundance can be too much to eat all at once.

People end up throwing out even their home-grown garden produce. But there is a way to keep all that extra food from going to waste, while increasing food security.

Volunteers in the Sonoma County Chapter of the University of California’s Master Food Preserver program educate the community on safe practices of home food preservation, including pickling, canning, dehydrating, fermenting, freezing and more.

“The goal of our program is to help people to eat more healthy food and to extend the food budgets for low-income families and seniors,” says Amber Driscoll, a certified volunteer of the Sonoma County chapter’s 2022-23 volunteer training program.

The Master Gardener program and the Master Food Preserver program are agents of the University of California’s agricultural and natural resources department and work through the UC cooperative extension department. While the Master Food Preserver program has been around for 30 years, the Sonoma County Chapter began more recently in 2020.

“Just like the Master Gardener program, individuals train to be volunteers who teach workshops about how to preserve food to prevent food waste, reduce family food bills, extend the life of home grown garden produce and help meet the food needs of low-income households,” explains Driscoll.

Dried, frozen, fermented and canned foods made from summer and fall produce from an abundant garden—or from the farmers’ market—are a great way to enjoy healthy food all year long and save money.

“Food preservation at home can seem scary to people who are concerned about food safety and instead end up throwing out food, even their own homegrown garden veggies,” explains Driscoll. “Our program gives people the hands-on tools, support and even access to equipment needed to can, dehydrate, freeze and ferment just about anything, and it is all free to the community.”

Besides working with the public and communities in need, Driscoll also educates the community.

“I also get my hands dirty—so to speak,” laughs Driscoll. “I teach workshops, specifically on fermenting, which is my favorite. I also plan to teach some dehydrating classes, which will include how to use dehydrated foods to make easy, healthy meals.”

There are two upcoming specialty classes on Nov. 3 and 4 on cheesemaking, where participants will learn to make two kinds of cheeses, queso blanco and mozzarella. Participants take home the cheese they make, along with a cheese-making basket and recipe booklet.

“We provide free outreach, events, demonstrations and classes for everyone in the county, focused on spreading information and encouraging food preservation in low-income communities where extending the life of nutritious food can help alleviate the risk of food-insecurity,” says Driscoll.

To take a class, learn more or sign up for the newsletter, visit ucanr.edu/sites/MFPSC.

Medicare Malady: A second opinion

Seniors are being bombarded with ads encouraging them to switch from traditional Medicare to a “Medicare Advantage plan.”

The ads point out that premiums for Medicare Advantage plans are less than what one has to pay for traditional Medicare plus a supplemental (or medigap) plan. In addition, they offer perks such as vision, hearing, and dental care and gym memberships. Wonderful—as long as you don’t actually need medical care.

But what if you do need medical care? Then, you are faced with everything we hate about health insurance: narrow networks, high co-pays and deductibles, and denials of care—often costing members tens of thousands of dollars.

Traditional Medicare is efficient and well-run with overhead of only 2%. Medicare Advantage plans are allowed to keep 15% of what Medicare pays them as profit. They are paid on a capitated basis based on the age and medical problems of their enrollees.

Medicare Advantage plans routinely “upcode” the diagnoses of their patients to make them sound sicker than they really are in order to get more money from Medicare. It is estimated that these plans steal as much as $140 billion a year from Medicare, and they have faced many multi-million dollar fines for their dishonesty.

As someone who has had traditional Medicare for several years, I am happy to pay my monthly premiums for Medicare and supplemental (or Medigap) insurance for the peace of mind of knowing that this is all I will pay for medical care regardless of what I need and that I can go to almost any doctor, hospital or clinic in the country.

Physicians for a National Health Plan, a 25,000 member group, urges seniors to avoid Medicare Advantage plans (which they call Medicare Disadvantage) and opt for traditional Medicare. I couldn’t agree more.

Ann Troy lives in San Anselmo.

Test Your Metal

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Santa Rosa

Thrashed for Halloween

Metalheads, unite and take over. That’s the ethos behind Bitter End Booking, which celebrates its 50th show bringing together North Bay metal bands. After getting stiffed for gigs too many times, promoter Brandon McCubbin resolved to “stand for community” and create events where bands can perform and [actually] get some money.” In a Halloween minded twist, all the bands at this show will be playing covers of another band. Consider it a costume-set. Of note are McCubbin’s own band, Barren Altar, playing generational darlings Nirvana; Coffin Hunters playing Dio-era Sabbath; and Dead Front playing Linkin Park—mercifully, only the first two albums! 7pm, Friday, Oct. 20. Arlene Francis Center, 99 6th St., Santa Rosa. Wear a costume! Raffle for all in attendance for $100 cold cash. All ages. $15.

Napa

Tiempo de Juego

One of Napa’s loveliest spots, Southside Cafe, hosts Loteria nights, the Mexican answer to Bingo. Create a team or come join a team. The restaurant features food inspired by the “combined culinary and cultural experience” of the owners, Morgan and Irma Robinson. There is a special menu on Loteria nights and a featured mocktail: Gin & Tonic made with Monday zero proof gin and Betty Buzz Tonic. Select Oct. 19 and pick a time between 5:30 and 6:30pm from the cafe’s online ordering to see the Loteria menu. Game starts at 5pm, Thursday, Oct. 19. Southside Cafe, 135 Gasser Dr., Suite B, Napa.

Novato

Pride in the Name of Love

While San Francisco has the most famous Pride parade in June, there are more queer communities that celebrate Pride closer to home. Accordingly, Marin Pride brings together LGBTQIA+ and allies for a well deserved party. Hosted by uber-tasty drag diva Carne Asada and DJ’d by Violet Vapor, the festival features techno, comedy and fashion, all served with a side of (family-friendly) love. Main stage features performances from LGBTQIA+ artists and talent. Marin Pride, 12-4pm, Sunday, Oct. 22. Stafford Lake Park, 3549 Novato Blvd., Novato.

Petaluma

Whiskey x 8

Billed as “a crazy, unique, once-in-a-blue-moon dinner/whiskey event,” Barbara Lee Spirits’ Big Whiskey Dinner offers a chance to pair fine whiskey with fine food for all those looking for a taste of the West’s favorite spirit. Featuring tastings of all eight whiskies the distiller has produced, matched with a European and Asian influenced seven-course menu by caterers Second Staff. Barbara Lee Spirits, 6-8pm, Friday, Oct 20. Tickets are $180 per person, available at barberleespirits.square.site/product/whiskey-dinner-fri-oct-20th/155.

Your Letters, Week of 10/18

Surreal Estate

I have only been a resident of San Rafael, for about 40 years. I have seen the deterioration of this, what used to be a sleepy, homefront. Then came all the buildings downtown; then came that awful railroad; now this one indigent person has hijacked over 50 parking places on Mission, across from the library.

How can an indigent individual hijack and extort, holding more real estate than 90% of all Marin residents? The rest of us, who contribute to San Rafael with our taxes, don’t have as much real estate as that selfish single person holding all that space hostage. And the city lets this happen.

Wassup with that?

Fernando Gómez

San Rafael

He Went to Jared

Golly, this new war in the Middle East has to be a huge surprise to Jared Kushner. He told us he had ended all hostilities between Israel and Hamas. Sorry, Jared. Better luck bringing the Saudis out of the 5th century.

Craig J. Corsini

San Rafael

Free Will Astrology, Week of 10/18

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): JooHee Yoon is an illustrator and designer. Yoon says, “So much of artmaking is getting to know yourself through the creative process, of making mistakes and going down rabbit holes of research and experimentation that sometimes work out—and sometimes don’t.” She adds, “The failures are just as important as the successes.” I would extend this wisdom, applying it to how we create our personalities and lives. I hope you will keep it in mind as you improvise, experiment with and transform yourself in the coming weeks.


TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Sometimes, we droop and shrivel in the face of a challenge that dares us to grow stronger and smarter. Sometimes, we try our best to handle a pivotal riddle with aplomb, but fall short. Neither of these two scenarios will be in play for you during the coming months. I believe you will tap into reserves of hidden power you didn’t realize you had access to. You will summon bold, innovative responses to tantalizing mysteries. I predict you will accomplish creative triumphs that may have once seemed beyond your capacities.


GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Gemini novelist Meg Wolitzer suggests that “one of the goals of life is to be comfortable in your own skin and in your own bed and on your own land.” I suspect you won’t achieve that goal in the coming weeks, but you will lay the foundation for achieving that goal. You will figure out precisely what you need in order to feel at home in the world, and you will formulate plans to make that happen. Be patient with yourself, dear Gemini. Be extra tender, kind and accommodating. Your golden hour will come.


CANCER (June 21-July 22): Some astrologers say you Crabs are averse to adventure, preferring to loll in your comfort zones and entertain dreamy fantasies. As evidence that this is not always true, I direct your attention to a great Cancerian adventurer, the traveling chef Anthony Bourdain. In the coming weeks, I hope you will be inspired by these Bourdain quotes: 1. “If I’m an advocate for anything, it’s to move. As far as you can, as much as you can. Across the ocean, or simply across the river. Open your mind, get up off the couch, move.” 2. “What a great way to live, if you could always do things that interest you, and do them with people who interest you.” 3. “The more I become aware of, the more I realize how relatively little I know, how much more there is to learn. Maybe that’s enlightenment enough—to know there is no final resting place of the mind.” 4. “Travel is about the gorgeous feeling of teetering in the unknown.”

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Author Iain S. Thomas writes, “The universe is desperately trying to move you into the only spot that truly belongs to you—a space that only you can stand in. It is up to you to decide every day whether you are moving towards or away from that spot.” His ideas overlap with principles I expound in my book Pronoia Is the Antidote for Paranoia: How the Whole World Is Conspiring to Shower You with Blessings. There I propose that life often works to help dissolve your ignorance and liberate you from your suffering. I hypothesize that you are continually being given opportunities to grow smarter and wilder and kinder. In the coming weeks, everything I’ve described here will be especially apropos to you. All of creation will be maneuvering you in the direction of feeling intensely at home with your best self. Cooperate, please!

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “Never do anything that others can do for you,” said Virgo novelist Agatha Christie. That’s not a very Virgo-like attitude, is it? Many astrologers would say that of all the zodiac’s signs, your tribe is the most eager to serve others but not aggressively seek the service of others on your behalf. But I suspect this dynamic could change in the coming weeks. Amazingly, cosmic rhythms will conspire to bring you more help and support than you’re accustomed to. My advice: Welcome it. Gather it in with gusto.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): I’m not enamored of Shakespeare’s work. Though I enjoy his creative use of language, his worldview isn’t appealing or interesting. The people in his stories don’t resonate with me, and their problems don’t feel realistic. If I want to commune with multi-faceted characters dealing with fascinating dilemmas, I turn to French novelist Honoré de Balzac (1799–1850). I feel a kinship with his complex, nuanced understanding of human nature. Please note I am not asserting that Shakespeare is bad and Balzac is good. I’m merely stating the nature of my subjective personal tastes. Now I invite you to do what I have done here: In the coming weeks, stand up unflinchingly for your subjective personal tastes.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): As much as I love logic and champion rational thinking, I’m granting you an exemption from their iron-grip supremacy in the coming weeks. To understand what’s transpiring and to respond with intelligence, you must partly transcend logic and reason. They will not be sufficient guides as you wrestle with the Great Riddles that will be visiting. In a few weeks, you will be justified in quoting ancient Roman author Tertullian, who said the following about his religion, Christianity: “It is true because it is impossible.”

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): As a sun-conjunct-Uranus person, I am fond of hyperbole and outrageousness. “Outlandish” is one of my middle names. My Burning Man moniker is “Friendly Shocker,” and in my pagan community, I’m known as Irreverend Robbie. So take that into consideration when I suggest you meditate on Oscar Wilde’s assertions that “all great ideas are dangerous” and “an idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea.” Wilde and I don’t mean that interesting possibilities must be a risk to one’s health or safety. Rather, we’re suggesting they are probably inconvenient for one’s dogmas, habits and comfort zones. I hope you will favor such disruptors in the coming days.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Some people might feel they have achieved the peak of luxury if they find themselves sipping Moët & Chandon Imperial Vintage Champagne while lounging on a leather and diamond-encrusted PlumeBlanche sofa on a hand-knotted Agra wool rug aboard a 130-foot-long Sunseeker yacht. But I suspect you will be thoroughly pleased with the subtler forms of luxury that are possible for you these days. Like what? Like surges of appreciation and acknowledgment for your good work. Like growing connections with influences that will interest you and help you in the future. Like the emotional riches that come from acting with integrity and excellence.


AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): There are over 20 solutions to the riddle your higher mind is now contemplating. Several of them are smart intellectually, but not emotionally intelligent. Others make sense from a selfish perspective, but would be less than a blessing for some people in your life. Then there are a few solutions that might technically be effective but wouldn’t be much fun. I estimate there may only be two or three answers that would be intellectually and emotionally intelligent, would be of service not only to you but also to others and would generate productive fun.


PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Naturalist John Muir didn’t like the word “hiking.” He believed people ought to saunter through the wilderness, not hike. “Hiking” implies straight-ahead, no-nonsense, purposeful movement, whereas “sauntering” is about wandering around, being reverent towards one’s surroundings and getting willingly distracted by where one’s curiosity leads. I suggest you favor the sauntering approach in the coming weeks—not just in nature but in every area of your life. You’re best suited for exploring, gallivanting and meandering.

Subjective Research: Local artists showcase a ‘Mega Toad’ in a Rabbit Hole

Last Thursday, I drove to Sebastopol to track down an emerging mystery.

Word was spreading on the social media platforms TikTok and NextDoor that two locals had made a shocking find. While fixing up the floor of Highway 116’s Rabbit Hole Art Gallery, Mark Grieve, a long-time artist, claimed to have found the skeleton of a massive, ancient frog.

At the door of the gallery, Grieve and collaborator Sam Roloff beckoned me inside, getting down to business before I could pull out my notepad and pen.

“This is this unbelievable find that we came across,” Grieve said, after I’d armed myself with the stenographic tools of my trade. “We found this and realized that we had to do extensive subjective research in order to verify our claim.”

Surrounded by a modest but meaningful-looking fence of 2’ x 4’s, lay the subject of growing intrigue: the seven-foot fossil, partially uncovered and still surrounded by a few tools. Grieve and Roloff have dubbed the discovery the Megla Bufo Giganticus or Mega Toad for short.

On the walls around the gallery, rebranded as the Rabbit Hole Research Institute in honor of the “unbelievable” find, hung a few dozen frog-themed pieces.

Gesturing around the room, Grieve said, “Through our extensive subjective research, all non-billable, we found the rest of this evidence. Each one of these is supporting the claim that Megla Bufo Giganticus has lived with us for millenia.”

Leading me towards the front door, Grieve arrived at a row of stones with illustrations on them, which he called “petroglyphs.” Above them, two maps hung. The first, an overhead view of the Sebastopol area, showed the locations where Grieve claimed to have found the rocks; the second showed the Bufo Constellation, which Grieve says only appears once every 15 and a half years.

“It’s incredible, right?” Grieve said of the two maps, which both show an array of dots making remarkably similar frog shapes.

Returning his focus to the stones, Grieve acknowledged that the Research Institute, powered as it is by volunteers, has yet to pay for carbon dating. However, he added, “we know they’re old because they’re rocks.”

Other artifacts range from a music score for Antonio Montovini’s “The Lillies in the Pond,” a piece which allegedly features the lowest musical note ever written, to a bottle of TOAD perfume, which the Research Institute claims is a lesser-known follow-up to Jean Patou’s wildly popular JOY fragrance first released in 1930.

A few minutes into the tour, Grieve, not an actor by training, dropped out of character. “I don’t want to run you through every piece… we’d be here for a while,” he conceded.

Instead of an authentic find, Grieve admitted, the Rabbit Hole’s current show is an elaborate ruse, with the Mega Toad as its centerpiece.

“The skeleton is supporting the jokes, and the jokes are supporting the skeleton,” Grieve said.

A long-time North Bay artist, Grieve struck up a friendship with Roloff a few years ago at a party. When Roloff offered him space at the gallery, Grieve took the opportunity to make good on a long-time dream of discovering a fossil. From there, Grieve, Roloff and a few other collaborators filled out the story, spending the past few months “finding” the numerous artifacts that cover the studio’s walls.

After opening the Research Institute’s show, the collaborators shared videos to YouTube and TikTok announcing the “unbelievable” discovery.

The pair see the show as a commentary on the way truth and trust in the scientific method have rapidly decayed in recent years. In short, it is an artful send-up for the “do-your-own-research” crowd—those who have ventured down one of the rabbit holes which proliferate online.

“Basically it’s about this whole making fun of the subjective truths that a lot of people have on YouTube and all that,” Roloff said.

“Everyone is doing their, quote, ‘research’ now… so that’s why we like the phrase ‘subjective research.’ Because you’re researching just whatever the hell you want to, when you want to, how you want to, and you can come to your own conclusions,” Grieve added.

Although at least one attendee seemed peeved to discover they had been subjected to an elaborate joke, most have taken it well, according to the collaborators.

“It’s really fun to read the comments on NextDoor,” Roloff said, referring to the social media site where neighborhood gossip often turns toxic. While some commenters wanted to believe in a world with larger-than-life frogs, others were eager to call BS, saying “that’s fake as f**k.”

“And yet, it’s just a frog, so no one’s really getting upset. It’s not politics, you know. Everyone can just play with this concept,” Roloff said.

“I don’t think we’re playing into people’s vulnerabilities with this show… we’re having fun with the idea that we can play with an illusion… to bring a little joy,” Grieve added.

Following a going away party on Nov. 18, the collaborators aim to take the show on the road. If their unbelievable luck continues, they might re-discover the Mega Toad, or a distant relative, after jack-hammering the floor of New York’s Guggenheim Museum or repairing a third-floor gallery in San Francisco.

The Megla Bufo Giganticus/Mega Toad and accompanying artifacts will be on display until Saturday, Nov. 18, when the Research Institute, located at 2836 Gravenstein Highway South in Sebastopol, will host a farewell celebration from 3-10pm. More information is available at samroloff.com and markgrieve.com. Grieve can be contacted at gr**********@***il.com.

Kaiser workers to vote on proposed labor agreement after historic strike

Kaiser Permanente and a coalition of unions representing 85,000 of its workers have reached a tentative contract agreement that would prevent another strike if workers approve the deal. 

Service Employees International Union-United Healthcare Workers West announced the agreement on social media a little after 4am Friday, Oct. 13, after a marathon negotiation session. 

The announcement was welcome news nationally and prompted President Joe Biden to praise the company and union officials for potentially avoiding further labor strife.  

“Health care workers and support staff kept our hospitals—and our nation—going during the dark months of the pandemic,” Biden said in a written statement. “They had our backs during one of our nation’s toughest times. We must continue to have theirs.”

The two sides had been negotiating since April, but the union called a three-day strike over what it said were unfair labor practices, staffing shortages and wages. The strike ended the morning of Saturday, Oct. 7, and included 85,000 members of the SEIU-UHW and aligned unions, including roughly 19,000 Bay Area Kaiser employees. Approximately 4,500 of the employees work at Kaiser facilities in Sonoma, Napa, Marin and Solano counties.

At the time, union officials said they would call for another strike if the two sides couldn’t work out a deal on several outstanding items, including staffing levels, job training, outsourcing and pay. 

The proposed agreement was reached with the help of Acting U.S. Secretary of Labor Julie Su and includes a 21% pay raise over four years, a new minimum wage for Kaiser workers—$25 an hour in California and $23 an hour in other states—”protective terms around subcontracting and outsourcing” intended to keep veteran health care workers in their jobs, streamlined hiring practices, increased training and education funding and mass hiring events. 

“What the parties have achieved here in Oakland demonstrates, once again, that collective bargaining works. When workers have a voice and a seat at the table, it can result in historic gains for workers, their employer and our country,” Su said.

The walkout, which the union says was the nation’s largest ever health care strike, impacted hundreds of Kaiser hospitals, clinics and offices in California, Virginia, Colorado, Washington, Oregon and Washington, D.C. and included licensed vocational nurses, emergency department technicians, radiology technicians, ultrasound sonographers, teleservice representatives and respiratory therapists, among others, but not doctors. 

“Millions of Americans are safer today because tens of thousands of dedicated healthcare workers fought for and won the critical resources they need and that patients need,” said Caroline Lucas, executive director of the Coalition of Kaiser Permanente Unions. “This historic agreement will set a higher standard for the healthcare industry nationwide.”

Union members must still vote to ratify the agreement, a process that is expected to start Wednesday, Oct. 18.

“We believe that this new contract will actually help us continue to have some of the best employees in healthcare, and with those employees we’ll be able to deliver on our mission of providing high quality, affordable and accessible health care,” said Greg Holmes, Kaiser’s senior vice president and chief human resources officer.

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